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oh boy what I can't comment without violating our agreement that I not criticize your work then what was oh boy great restraint on my part there's nothing wrong with the science here perhaps you mean a different thing than I do when you say science okay how's that you actually had it right in the first place once again you've fallen for one of my classic pranks Bazinga they're called tattoo sleeves look yeah I bought them online Raj got a set too fantastic right put them on have hot sex with some freaky girl with her business peers take them off and I can still be buried n Je Cemetery you know I've always wanted to go to a goth night club really Bazinga none of you ever see my practical jokes coming do you and you're listening to NPR Science Friday joining us today by phone from his office in Pasadena California is Dr Sheldon Cooper oh this is going to be a Wyatt thanks for being with us today Dr Cooper my pleasure Ira now let's talk about magnetic monopoles can you explain to our audience just what a monopole is of course first consider an ordinary magnet which has as even the most uneducated in your audience must know two poles uh North and South Pole if you cut that in half you have two smaller magnets each with its own North and South Pole uh Dr Cooper I think there might be something wrong with our connection no I hear you fine as I was saying an ordinary magnet has two poles the primary characteristic of a monopole is that it has only one pole hence monopole a requirement for strength or if you will is the existence going to combine these chemicals with ordinary dish soap creating a little exothermic release of oxygen fory Vengeance yes exactly this is brilliant Sheldon how are we going to deploy it in kpk's office already taken care of observe this is a live shot of kpk's lab via a mini webcam I was able to install thanks to a dollar bill discreetly placed in the night janitor shirt pocket at the same time I also secured large quantities of these chemicals above the tiles in the drop ceiling Sheldon you remind me of a young Lex Luther you flatter me sir let me guess motion sensors yes the reaction will be triggered when kky reaches the center of the room mahaa I got to say I am really impressed this is truly the Sheldon Cooper way to get [Laughter] even it may be low Tech but I still maintain the whoopy cushion has Comic validity Here Comes kpy Who is that with him believe that's the president of the university and the board of directors abort abort There Is No abort well how could you not put in an want I made a boo boo all right I think the board will really appreciate how well we're using that NSA Grant president Sia right here we have a microcontrolled [Applause] plasma wow looks like the Ganges on laundry day at least they don't know it was you hello crypy this classic prank comes comes to you from the malevolent mind of Sheldon Cooper if you'd like to see the look on your stupid face this video is being instantly uploaded to YouTube oh and a hat tip to Leonard hoffstead and Raj krali for their support and encouragement in this Enterprise well I'm going back to India what's you up plan [Music] you said I could buy a desk this isn't a desk this is a bring naggi and monstrosity is that the American idiom for giant big ass desk it's actually British can you see it again for me BRD nagan one more time bring nagan not three times fast bring Nagi and broing [Laughter] how did you even get it in here that's for me Ramon Julio Jesus and Rodrigo to know and you to find out all right you've made your point a fine prank very amusing now get it out no yes no yes no yes I have three brothers and two sisters sh I can do this all day all right if you're not going to remove it I'll remove it for you knock yourself [Laughter] out help me move my desk no yes no yes no SC Dagan is that smell yes what are you doing in there I'm making hydrogen sulfide and ammonia gas just a little experiment in Pest Control it's not going to work dude I grew up in India an entire subcontinent where cows walk in the street and nobody has ever had a solid bowel movement well we'll just see how long you can hold out well we'll just see how your noxious gas FS against my cinnamon apple scented aroma therapy candles didn't you say you're making hydrogen sulfide gas yes isn't that flammable highly oh dear this is not over be sure to check the mail how many times are you going to tell me what's with you nothing it's not suspicious that I'm fixating it's consistent with with my personality right hey guys more Halloween candy didn't you just buy a bunch of it yesterday oh yeah that's gone it's a rough month when Halloween and PMs sit at the same time Leonard doesn't have time to chat he has to get the mail well you relax I'll get it in a minute hey I was work open the mail excuse me couple of circulars nothing important what's with him hang [Music] on you might be from Texas but I'm from New Jersey what's up it just occurred to me that I never formally congratulate ated you on your pending nuptials so I hopped on the first bus and high tailed it down here to shake your hand you put her there you old so and so well I'm going to see it work in 12 hours don't you think it could have waited until then holy smoke why didn't I think of that you're a better man than I Howard wowit you put her there you son of a gun whatever it's oh my God what did you do it was a harmless Halloween prank look how it has a heart condition you know that well I thought he made that up isn't hypochondria a common idiosyncracy of Jewish people this is adrenaline we're going to have to inject it into his heart we are you are I'm not strong enough to get it through his chest plate and we've only got one shot oh no I can't hurry we're running out of time okay just do oh God one two three trick or treat Bubble Up what no you mean this was all a ruse oh how could I be so still yeah [Applause] Bazinga Punk now we're even oh bother isn't that just always the way you go to staple something and you're out of Staples gosh wish I'd known that earlier today when I was at Staples youever think of paper clips right there well no no I need something more permanent to join these papers say uh don't you keep staples in your top desk drawer I don't know maybe be a lamb and check all right who do we have here it's a snake the terrifying snake oh did some bad man put us in a drawer stop talking like that you've been rendered speechless by fear let's go to the biology lab and find you some nice yummy M I tried to scare an Indian with a snake yeah come on Cooper you're better than this Sheldon it took me all morning but I found the owner of the video store and I am happy to report that he died peacefully in his sleep drunk at the bottom of a pool anyway there is no one to return the DVD to so this issue is resolved and I just like to point out that even though the sweater was uncomfortable I didn't use it as an excuse to antagonize everyone around me you know you could reimburse the video store owners next to Kin or it's resolved and that next to Ken thing sounds pretty good I believe this is yours okay Sheldon I am out of options video store owner nurses manukian has no next of kin well you seem hot under the collar or is that the sweater oh oh no no it's because I spent all afternoon at the Armenian Church where his funeral mass was held according to Father solakian no one attended luckily my trip wasn't a complete waste I lit a candle and prayed for your death but I'm not Armenian so it probably won't work this is over right oh not necessarily I I suggest you look for long lost relatives either in Armenia or Lebanon listen to me Sheldon I am not going to Lebanon to return Super Mario Brothers movies you know it might be fun you love hummus why isn't this bothering you is isn't your brain getting itchy this is on your card this could be ruining your credit score why isn't this making you crazy Leonard I have something to tell you but I want you to promise not to flip out so what 7 years ago I found out the DVD was late and I paid for it what I was going to mention it at the time but then I thought someday this might be a teachable moment what hey Sheldon hello oh my God you look amazing I find you guilty of murder because you are killing it well technically the Supreme Court wouldn't determine a defendant skilled her innocence in a criminal matter they could only reverse or revamp a jury's conviction based on a constitutional or statutory issue why are you laughing his statement was factually correct you're sitting in my spot you don't have a spot what is wrong with you today maybe it's cranky because he's off his bathroom schedule Oh I can understand how that would make someone irritable interesting fact irritable comes from the Latin susceptible to anger just because I used a word doesn't mean I want its emology interesting fact emology comes from the Greek you are being so annoying stop it and why are you two laughing child he's being you he's dressed as you for [Laughter] Halloween oh well so you're not laughing at him you're laughing at me we're not laughing at you we're laughing with you but I'm not laughing then the first [Music] [Applause] one

Channel: Big Bang Theory

Views: 287,226

Keywords: Comedy, TV, Funny, The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon, Penny, Leonard, Laughing, Warner Bros.

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Length: 15min 59sec (959 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 01 2024