food.

food food what is food why is everyone always taking photos of their food and how come there are so many free samples these days if people in africa are starving why don't they just go to the grocery store but why is my church so cheap with all the free samples and why does this tiny rice make my tummy feel dry and why are you crying i saved you a leg piece all this and more on in the mother energy right so they've got these mother energy i love them they've got the same caffeine as all the other energy drinks but man they've got this copy on the back and it is the wankiest copy not ever seen on any product but it's close to mother origin under the stars of the southern cross we live life our way life is in perpetual motion and to slow down is to be left in the dust the infinite bounds of sun burnt lamb and barreling blue swells are limited only by your imagination kick out the sand bump up the tunes and rip into some mother crisp and cool with a kaleidoscope blend of flavors it'll keep the fast times spinning morning noon and night mother is calling pursue your dreams search for adventure get out there and let the good times flow whoever wrote this thing hopefully this video will be large enough that someone connects the dots and mother energy gets the message that this shite can't be printed on the back of their hand any longer mother energy they've got a great product they've got the best product it is like the cheapest energy drink on the market and it's the best one the sour apple one's pretty good it's a uh it's epic swell it's the light blue one yeah you'll like it you like get a free mother mobile phone card holder i i don't understand what is happening with this they have the worst marketing of anyone yeah it's like what is what does this pattern mean it doesn't mean anything okay it's got gothic writing which is incredibly hard to read it looks like it says water and then they put all that [ __ ] on the back and then they go well i know how to attract customers they'll get a free mobile phone card what does it mean a mobile phone card what's a mobile phone card oh it sticks to your phone and it holds cards okay sure so i can lose everything at once that's helpful since 2006 mother's been the trusted brand to give the people of our country the energy to explore create have fun and live life to the fullest from sunrise to sunset city to surf next door to the great outdoors rooftops to the underground it's the same [ __ ] i'm just gonna list all the places i'm gonna list as many contrasting places as i can and knock off early for a cold mother rip open a mother and keep the good times coming morning noon and night hashtag always on okay so we haven't updated the website since 2019. okay so that's well over a year ago now wait i have to check out their instagram real quick is this up to date at least last post three days ago okay so they're still kicking it i just want to be in the room when they decided that it was going to be called mother it's just mother it's second cousin like it doesn't mean anything good post guys this is someone's job who they're just out of ideas like look how many followers got not very many at all this is a fairly small brand we could totally have influence over these guys we could bully them i like the idea of just here taking over a small brand that would be fun just like leverage leverager it means classic hold on boys add time it's mother man it's me mother man i just had sex with your wife the suggestions for mother man uh it'll be great the editor will have to do some difficult stuff okay mother man it's not easy to have it all when you're a mother and a busy professional there's just not enough hours in the day that's why i drink mother energy and my kids and my husband and my car try new mother snortables put it in your eyes and your eyes will see twice as quickly mom i'm kind of getting sick of this this energy drink i like just some some water is there any water what do you think the main ingredient is soccer mother as well that goal was legit she's simultaneously a mother ended well i've never seen the man part i'm seeing a lot of the mother if you know what i mean i'm seeing some [ __ ] cans yeah well that's her tagline she goes take a look at my delicious cans it's she's like completely oblivious yeah no she has no idea she's got straws in one hand and then she's got all the flavors here yeah mother of course she arrives to the scene and the mother mobile of course what would that be it's like an suv yes an affordable suv she's racing to the scene to pick up her kids from soccer practice hey kids it's me your mom she just got done cheating on her husband with the pool boy again yes she knows she's her husband all the time and you know she has a custom license plate oh yeah but she couldn't get mother yeah oh she's in a hurry mother man we need you at the scene she smashes an entire can of mother and throws it out the go see a window windshield no mother man this is chaos there's like a 16 car park behind him she's just continues driving she finally gets to the scene i gotta save those kids by the way this is fine this photo is taken from scene with the kids all got out just fine otherwise we wouldn't show this image anyway she gets there the door opens four cans fall out you look like you kids could use some refreshing beverages she covers them all in very blast yeah that's the cold one that she shakes it up and sprays all over them this thin coating of liquid energy will completely protect you from the fire but there's one kid he's like oh i can't mother man what's wrong steve i'm diabetic she just goes flat-faced like her smile drops drink the [ __ ] can steve what are you talking about diabetes is a myth just drink the mother no it's fine she's got the sugar free so he gets one of those oh it's on an empty stomach my tummy really hurts while it gets throws up and she's like drink it drink your vomit the mother made me do it okay what does that mean this is terrible i mean but you still drink it so what does that say about you oh well it tastes good best drunk frees your nuts off cold there's just like a random mesh of words together yeah oh so they've gone oh man it's best drunk cold yeah i'll say something edgy like freeze your nuts off yeah okay cool i'll make that into a sentence this is drunk freeze your nuts off coal after you scroll up a little bit and it's like also we have fish derivatives what's the fifth derivative we contain blended fish lips for your convenience contact yeah can we can we send them an email about all right so what's my first name um derek fastman yeah that's pretty stupid max speed life live or something you know like this could end one of two ways mother it ends up with the mother company destroyed or a lucrative sponsorship we're going all in because we recorded a lot of nice things about it we did but if you don't fix that copy that that audio is not getting released that's right okay so long story short i was spinning in perpetual motion so as to not be left into the dust of course and the good times were seemingly never ceasing until to my shock my mouth was full of [ __ ] have you spoke kaleidoscopes my whole world came progression down from sunrise to sunset city to surf next door to the greater uh let's just remove one of these it would never be the same again wait hold on i'm getting a call it's mother yes i'll be right there all right i guess we're just seeing this and just yeah after the best the interesting thing about this as well is cut cut that's been talking about mother for two hours we're not doing this we're moving on i don't want to edit a whole video of nothing but mother moving on [Music] what's up guys it's your boy no man here and today we're going out on the streets to do some service excuse me sir could you could you load up netflix on your phone yeah sure i guess it's connected to netflix iceland you just got pranked so hard we've just connected your phone to one of nord's thousands of international servers now you can access content from all over the globe oh yeah dude by the merch you're on your track hey girl you wanna do scissors paper rock for a kiss gross get away from me suit yourself guess i'll see if someone else wants to be one of the six devices on my nordvpn account actually now that you mention it i kinda did too late you had to chance you just got no what's up guys we just stole this dog and we're gonna hold him to ransom we'll use nordvpn's no one can find our location actually i forgot to turn on nordvpn alright guys that's the end of the video big thanks to nordvpn they're the ones who keep approving these ads remember no russian ignored vpn.com incognito for a huge deal of two-year plan we had a game at school it was called fruit bagging i'm intrigued so what you do is you find a relatively thin tree you know something around sort of six inches in diameter something like that you get a plastic bag and you get a nice ripe fruit like this one and you put it in the plastic bag and then you swing it around as hard as you can and then you hit the tree yeah the plastic bag then wants to wrap around the tree of course with a lot of force and it is absolutely unpredictable in which direction the fruit will burst out so it's like a russian roulette like you'll stand in a circle yeah yeah it's brilliant and nobody knows who's gonna get [ __ ] beaned it's brilliant that's amazing kid's inventing russian roulette i love that hold on so stripper cakes right yes are you supposed to eat the stripper cake it's just made of cardboard right wouldn't you spot you're gonna say you mean to eat the strippers surely they're not made of real cake otherwise you would have to do a ton of labor on the outside just for yeah but you can spot a cardboard cake a mile away i don't know what kind of bundy cardboard cake factory you've been going to have you seen a stripper cake in real life uh i've seen a stripper but i haven't seen a cake but i can imagine was she eating cake uh no she was jiggling around a lot and i um i watched an oar did you eat cake do you know if you go through the mcdonald's drive-through at 3am they'll do literally anything you ask if you go up to the box you can just say to put anything in a burger and they'll do it there's all sorts of things that you can also ask for that aren't on the menu like you can ask for a cup of pickles and i'll just do a couple of people yeah so here which i've been trying to get rid of these [ __ ] things for days we got jars of the stuff and the more keeps coming i like the idea of a mcdonald's manager who just doesn't understand how the supply chain works where does all this keep coming from the fridges are full damn it just walking out to the restaurant area with just boxes of frozen meats i don't want this it just keeps showing up so it seems like my whole adult life it's a 50 50 chance whether the ice cream machine is out of service and i don't believe that the technology has not improved such that you cannot for example clean the ice cream machine within 10 minutes and have it up and running again and only need to clean it twice a day at most mcdonald's we're [ __ ] coming for you like i want to know what's actually happening because i don't believe that the machine is out of service i think that they're covering up for something it's like for some reason they don't want to serve ice cream at particular times oh sure like they go there just for ice cream yeah but then you say they're broken and they're too awkward to back out at this point exactly so you still got your like oh here's a 50 cent cone guys and it cost them like you know 45 cents to make so the margin on it's way too low but then oh well sorry guys it's broken you gotta order yeah whatever else you get oh i have fries and a cheeseburger then and all of a sudden dollar margin i'm just melting down the cheese you [ __ ] lies i want to see what the comments say for that cowards oh hold on french [Music] agents take conservation artificiales oh if we have one of those twitch groups you know like offline tv or one of those things we should be agents to conservation artificials that's quite good i do like that they just sound pretty cool actually and then our acronym will be sams but like each of those letters doesn't correspond i gotta diverge for a moment i can always tell when a [ __ ] movie or video game is gonna do badly when they have a title like that reckoning kingdoms of amalor and i think oh it's gonna fail yeah like i don't even need to look at the poster i don't need to look at the reviews i just know it will do badly because they just couldn't pick a [ __ ] name there was one that came close but did actually do well bro just call it kingdom come now that's fine you don't need i hate i hate that the coal and zane i guess they're either expecting like a sequel or they think it looks more authentic or something yeah kina bridge of sp right don't cut just call it kina here's a worse one okay and this one just came out recently werewolf the apocalypse earth blood it's got two of them it's got two of them how could it be if it was just called werewolf yeah i guarantee this will fail we'll get some person in the comment section he'll go um actually it did all right in uh japan and blah blah blah no they they want these things to go [ __ ] gangbusters it's not gonna be the new york times bestseller ever it's dying to be thank you have you ever seen how people kill squid no it's kind of weird you you just give them a karate chop it's very strange watch this didn't even hit him hard yeah it's just a literal like karate touch of death you would feel kind of badass i remember one time i was a kid we were fishing at this lake in the town that i'm from and one of my friends fished up this little fish i don't know if we were like meant to have a knife what the [ __ ] happened but he just bashed it on a rock that was like his way of killing it and i remember thinking that's not good i mean it worked yeah that fish is no longer alive you know what those things at the front look like what have you seen those like spice markets in india where they have the giant cones what's up with that why don't they fall over have you ever just slightly bumped something in a shop and it just flies everywhere maybe that's the plan have it so that someone goes oh i'll have one scoop please and then the whole thing collapses they're like what have you done you've ruined my setup you you have to pay for this yeah that would almost be like a scam yeah what happens when a mild breeze comes along and blows these guys stupid dunce hats away that's ridiculous or do you reckon it's like fake it's just a big cardboard cone with like some glue and some seasoning on it i'm starting to think more and more these are just for show like how does he pack it up at the end of the day without because you never see ones that are half cut what's this scene oh it's cardboard you reckon it's fake i reckon they're all fake that's fine wait did that guy roll roll the footage back like 15 seconds this guy on the in the middle [Music] there's going to be this like totally innocuous 1 000 view video and he was one extra and now he's [ __ ] famous for dropping his phone when on a date with a lady is this like the indian david blaine is he doing magic tricks is he about to steal her watch this guy is absolutely mind freaking right now this is indian david blaine he's got the open show he's got the chain watch i will shall make this date to disappear but well yeah i mean he just dropped it on the [ __ ] ground are you stupid i love that title all caps this isn't food this is unbelievable art it's only art until it's eaten and then it becomes quite the opposite you know i wonder if that would be a gimmick in the future like um you eat these like capsules that are just filled with food dye concentrated food dye yeah and then they just turn everything blue or something and you go yes it's what does wealthy people do [Laughter] it's like what the rich people in the hunger games would do yes like they're just doing these creepy things just to like flex on poor people you know you're a guest at someone else's health it's like a dinner party and then someone walks into the bathroom and there's like this blue stain down the side who the hell did this and then like everybody puts up their hands it was it was a blue you say oh that's mine it's not no oh you're on the blue as well oh it kind of becomes like a bit of a bonding moment you really have to try this new brand i got the blue is so much more vibrant oh yeah absolutely yeah i've got the um vegan friendly ah of course yes it's made of uh copper sulfate oh of course my one's made of paint so that sounds much nicer that'll do a number on your kids destroyed it sorry she's not genuinely disgusted i want to see that reaction again i've just destroyed it sorry well how close was it to her not at all i used to be this just works on so many levels so it's me mining in minecraft i was surprised by prawns like how pink they turn out because i'm always like oh i guess i got the kind of prawns that aren't pink and then you cook them and then yeah what's up with that it's not like people turn a different color really when they get cooked maybe they do let's find out beef goes kind of gray pork goes kind of gray as well chicken goes white yeah chicken goes white yeah why did prawns go orange they just picked a color didn't they yeah they just like completely drinking like a cooked flamingo would just go more pink then or do you reckon it would go like red well because they are pink from eating so many shrimp as well i heard that i don't think it's actually true i want to pick out shrimp yeah i want to say that that's not true why aren't the flamingos that are in the zoo also not pink oh right they feed them pellets okay i was wrong oh oh they're already doing the rich person die oh no our birds aren't pink enough bring out the pellets so in theory could you just feed them different colors that's the real rich person how they've got like a rainbow flamingo set up yes thank you manny kudos for coming on the shows i can't believe this was your first time i've been i'm in the background of every previous one if you look closely and then we did this all in one recording in in half an hour oh no this was such a natural all right well i'm walking into this school now with a gun and put that acceptable until the 90s this skit was sit during the eighties we're good thank you for uh coming in a beautiful sundress and i think i got this from cotton on it was cheap well um thank you for wearing that they're beautiful overalls with one of the straps down you came out as gay in this episode you're really going to be surprised for your partner there thank you for mimicking american gothic with me uh anyway on a more serious note uh congratulations man on on making it three weeks sober thank you you know i know that was a that was a big we had to cut that from the recording you've had you've had some bad luck samito got uh he got cancer or covert or whatever yeah i know so that was bad yeah it was um testicular cancer i heard he had both testicles removed yeah no he's the lance armstrong of youtubers well no the funny thing is they didn't actually remove them but they're just really really small now and it makes him talk in a slightly different pitch and it sounds like the audio is just being shifted but that's actually his voice burger king can you believe it he lost his balls and then ordinary things lost his nose not a lot of people know that because mito had such a bad immune system we've we've had to replace him yeah uh with you so uh that's a shame yeah you clearly got someone very similar in appearance hold [Music] anyway i'm walking into the school now the one you were walking into before i'm going back into joseph fritzel's attic oh i'm delivering ubereats to joseph fritzel's editing five-star rating i'll make sure to thank you thank you thank you come again

Channel: Internet Historian: Incognito Mode

Views: 1,640,144

Rating: 4.9611382 out of 5

Keywords: in the field, internet historian, food, many kudos

Id: MU1_QlN3Z98

Length: 22min 20sec (1340 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 31 2021

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Mother Man

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I don't know how I'm going to watch the next installment of NordVPN Man without having a hernia. He just keeps punching up the ridiculousness.

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Absolutely hilarious episode

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This week McDonalds employees worldwide will wonder why the fuck people are asking for cups of pickles.

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2 ads in 1 video. We are truly blessed.

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IH flavoured ice cream is something i do not wanna taste.

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Says Costa Concordia Q & A will be out in a week, gets another in the field done before that. A pleasant surprise, even if it wasn’t the one I was waiting for.

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The quality of these videos seem to be exponentially increasing. By my calculations they will be winning oscars by 2023

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