Redoing the Game of Thrones Finale | Sundance Rejects

hey guys guess who sponsored this video it was 2 a.m. on a Tuesday morning samito and I are on a call we started talking about Game of Thrones and what should have really happened in the final episode we were screen sharing I put up a picture of Jon Snow on Photoshop then the following happened oh my god Jon it sounds like you were having a terrible nightmare what happened are you okay I was but I'm not [Laughter] I had a premonition Denny a premonition about you going to King's Landing you should not go I just jumped on my horse and I was ready to run over there I know you wanted Denny I know you've wanted it ever since you were a little girl but we've just stand death in the face and I think you should appreciate the life you have perhaps by bringing a new leg perhaps by bringing a new life into it then she looks down at his sultry lips and then they embrace I do Danny let's make a dragon let's go okay come on say something romantic I can't wait to unbraid your hair for the next four to six hours me what she's covered yeah you're not a warrior anymore Danny you're my wife oh my god okay so then that that cuts out - I'll be I'll be cryptic cryptic kripp you'd be Sam and this date okay it will just be light hot this will be like the comic relief scene mmm hey Bren Bren listen I've been I've been meaning to I've been meaning to ask you if I could ask you something go on brand Sam anybody will give everyone like a formal name so I'll be like go on Sam the brave yeah okay bran the broken that still really doesn't feel comfortable to say you can see into the future right you've pretty much proven that I can I have the vision so tell me uh Ginny the [ __ ] what's his wife's name Sam's wife game thrones gillies been telling me some things you know she is she think she's a bit sick and you know I'm just wondering you know maybe if she's gotten me sick uh Sam the brave but what the [ __ ] you talking about [Music] you know we've we've just had the baby and you know she's mentioned that she's a bit sick you know down there and I'm just wondering if she might have passed it on to me is that something you could tell me we did we just defeated death and you bug in the one man who can see into the future with whether or not you've gotten the clap earth to have yes let me use my vision I can see things of the past and of the future but I've got no idea of what's going on right at the [ __ ] moment okay well you know in the future you know do I have like herpes or maybe hepatitis B or something just ever some things have better unknown Sam and then they all laugh about but then he's like oh so what do you do now that you you defeated that Ice King will you retire I don't really want anymore but what I do want is to be able to want some more truer words never walk so do I really have the cleft [Music] had time Shadowman here at iron shadow woman have you heard about Braille images this right here is can a game with weekly tournaments and events it's so good I even wrote a song about it but I like to kiss the characters for good luck before I send them into battle I figure like this you kill me you rascal maybe I'll pass on this one I like to play on the toilet instead of flying the plane Oh at least give it a go you can raid in the clan if you have some friends I don't have any so I just used Topher's 100k silver and an epic champion note know it that's too good 50k sofa and an epic champion use the link in the description because that's where it is ah man my wife's dead braids shadow legends ABS Irvin it's just spray on their face it's like she's seeing a dog [ __ ] a pigeon it's new how'd they get up there what over here time we live in this truly is a game of choice Ahri is there and and who else is there so what happens in this scene oh they're usually bantering so I guess he did he'd walk up and go oh I see you managed to outlive death you finally put that little needle to work huh actually my brother gave this to me your brothers are your brothers and that little swords a pound what will you do now your we have defeated the ice people will you find new battles will you finally retire there's only one thing I've ever cared about and it's putting a [ __ ] dagger in my brother's eye you know I know where your brother is we all do you it's a [ __ ] King's Landing it's the only place left in the map didn't you say you wanted to kill that Cersei yes well then get off your shoes and get on it okay oh all right she's gonna jump on a horse jumps on a horse okay so they they start riding off and does he give her a high five or something for like saving the world yeah I could put it there we did it flawless so off they trod we're going to King's Landing to kill the Queen Queen fades to black and then who comes up in the next scene Oh perfect uh-oh ello I know all the secrets in that and I've got so many secrets to tell throw Tyrion in there dead Tyrion I know so many secrets and one of them is about Daenerys let me guess dragon Queens really dragon at it's all over Jon Snow uh yes but not just that she's gonna have a baby what you aren't about that old witch said she couldn't have no more even witches can make mistakes you might be on to something there Baldy no nuts that's nobody would say though I'm leaning too hard in New York that's the only I can do one of those like terrible like American think it's British accent what am I gonna do with they have already done 80% of the lines that's his voice now seems like there's gonna be two bastards running around the palace so but here's his to think here's the plot twist right right was hiding in the closet all time and so she overheard the whole thing right as they have their like speech they both kind of know she's there oh yeah but somehow they always you know they always kinda know the birds are always listening what is this a metaphor or something what do you try to say tyrion it means there's a food bird in the closet oh I have to go take a piss anyways like yeah I'm gonna go with him she comes in he goes Lord Varys did you know I was listening little birds are always listening what will you do if Daenerys has a baby I'll do what I always do Sansa I'm gonna do what's best for the realm beautiful okay so then she goes a father is bastard king and a mother of dragons what would that mean [ __ ] [ __ ] hold on me let me let me pulled out my handy-dandy flow chart for just this ding let's see he's gonna say something incredibly poignant do me proud samito the father is indeed a bastard and the mother is indeed a dragon but together but together they might become Megas for no nor that's know what would happen in Game of Thrones oh wait wait okay I might have it here I might have it here I might happen okay a father who is indeed a bastard and a mother who is indeed a dragon but together they may bring into this world the best of both and the worst of neither all right so then it does like an establishing shot things like all the way into the castle and then once it gets to the castle zoom out and she will be there on the throne do you think Daenerys will be attacking King's Landing soon of course she will the little [ __ ] hasn't dreamed of anything else in her entire life her only goal is to take me off this throne and I'm quite comfy with my wine and my baby and these cigarettes I've been smoking constantly and also I stare at the microwave well I'm making Minute Rice and have sushi two to four times a week the fish the fish will make a strong baby I sent dinars may be on her way soon we should make the appropriate preparations already the armies tell the Navy they should be on the front walls as I load up another bowl thanks for letting me know yeah that's probably as much as well ever need so what are you gonna do when you actually see the cup Queen you really think she's gonna let you get close enough to slit a throat she won't know I'm coming I can put on any face even yours you think she'd let you get close with my face my burn interface no I don't think any woman would let you get close with that burnt face you just being mean now you gotta kill a queen and you're over here telling me you wouldn't swipe right on tinder what's tinder nevermind and then they they March off so John we did it the witch said I could never have another child and Here I am with a beautiful baby boy what do you think of him I don't want it I've been saving that really 20 minutes what what what do you mean you don't want it he's your son I don't want it I was born a bastard and I leave a bastard you're not you're not worried he's gonna fall off or something Danny seems a bit dangerous you'll always be there to catch him John I don't want it I never want it your highness your highness what is it missandei yeah eat that in it I've just received a letter from King's Landing I don't want it hello I there's only one way that we can guarantee you on the Iron Throne and that is to murder all of the former High Court what if we use that girl with many faces I'm that girl oh but this doesn't seem terribly ethical does it banging your aunt John I think ethics is out the window here listen listen don't don't ruin this for me she's about to put on a new face [Laughter] perfect hello it's me Jaime Lannister so what are we gonna do about the dragon we have any sort of like advanced technology coming up yeah I got a bunch of big [ __ ] crossbows ought to do the trick that's it you just made more of the same thing that work points what about the army will just mount 50 crossbows on the walls of King's Landing yeah it's very nice Mountain thank you we're talking about someone put on a dramatic voice and say something I got it I got it pussy's about to pop more crossbows did we just survived death what do we what do you guys want to do now I mean that's kind of a silly question we're marching on King's Landing I feel like we've already kind of got our hands full yeah we're still doing that aren't we good yeah we're still kind of getting to that also she might be insane I'm a little worried about that actually you like that Segway [ __ ] yeah you should be careful about that language you don't know who might be overhearing it let's go but he listens to me ever anyway it doesn't [ __ ] matter whatever we do it must be what's best for the realm but be careful what you say the little birds are always listening well it seems as though the prophecy has come true bran you knew how this would all play out the pain that I feel inside from knowing so much you ever played chess I'm 400 moves ahead well that's all well and good but if you could just give us a bit of a bloody [ __ ] hint you don't know what you're asking for signs up there's so many [ __ ] complications on this timeline you know how many universes I visited I don't even find legs I don't have fun legs Sansa you expect me to see 14 different you know you don't even understand the complications King's Landing is a bunch of [ __ ] slugs in one of the dimensions you know what I did wrong I got out of my chair that's all I did and now everybody's [ __ ] slugs Morty Sansa you know you know sometimes sometimes I feel like you you overthink things and that's why everything goes wrong Fran you're kind of a jerk you know that you know make me maybe I maybe I want to be queen of the slugs yeah everything about that Rick I hate to do this but I have to go now you're talking you friend David I know John has persuaded you not to attack King's Landing with the dragon and destroy the city including all of its civilian population but maybe give it a second thought have brands title get longer and more elaborate every time she says it what like bran the broken legs or so no just every single time yeah what's what do you mean bran the Fastpass at any amusement park give it a second thought but brand the broken legs you want me to burn hundreds of thousands of people to the ground there they're plotting against you Daenerys you need to show your force assert your dominance make them know that they cannot rebel that's good you know brand of broken legs who can't walk you might have a point there trust me I can totally see the future it's all gonna work out for you beautiful I need to figure out what I'm gonna do here on one hand I am the rightful queen I have to burn down the city but on the other hand innocent people will die John thinks it's a bad idea and I want him by my side but also people might think his hair is better than my hair and I can't have people thinking that we have similar hair but also I've only got one dragon left if this doesn't work out I might have no children but our dragon actually children or are they more pets no one no one enters the city Queens orders have you seen my face perhaps Oh ain't that Jaime King Lannister open the gates thank you if that dragon [ __ ] makes it past the crossbows she'll be the queen of the ashes but don't you care about the people of King's Landing what will you do about your baby King's Landing means nothing to me all I care about is my child so I guess you could call this Plan B [Laughter] hello my queen it is I Jaime Lannister Jaime you've returned I knew you'd always be by my side yes I should probably get off this horse perfect Jaime I don't remember you having both your hands and being 4 foot 9 he'll hold up his hand to the little camera ago I'm glad you can admire quality prosthetic as from my height well it's just because I'm quite some distance away perhaps we can get a little person alone yes yes of course the father of my child has returned leave us I wouldn't be so quick to do that thing oayk we'd look at whose brother I dragged out of the sea water your your your brother your abroad je gasp but which brother is the real brother I cannot tell you can't tell you can't he's four nine he's got both of his hands you don't remember anything I have been drinking a lot lately and have you seen his face it looks just like your face but there is one test we can do gods doo doo doo here we are John we have arrived at King's Landing with our army you don't have to do it Danny there are other ways to become queen you're already the queen in my eye thanks I'll think about it did someone order a dragon queen uh no we had Chinese coming but no dragon Queens well this one's on the house she jumps on the dragon yeah and she says well if Cersei isn't coming out I guess I'm dragging her out myself and they lie off do you mind if I come through the front door yeah what is a [ __ ] going to do [Music] through the rubber the whole city's being destroyed yet burnin aging the King's Landing burnin aiding the crossbows we will solve this with the kissing contest only the most sincere kiss will tell me who the real Jamie Lannister is you're pretty good hot stuff let's try on the smaller size then she gets closer and closer and ready to plant a big smooch on them but then surprise I had the many faces and I'm not kissing me and then no don't I have a baby remember mission abort [Laughter] and she dies right Jessie when will you come out wait Daenerys I have already killed ceci there is no need put down your dragon my wife making my way downtown walking fast or something homebound Danny do you hear that squeak squeak-squeak bran how you get up all those stairs yeah the new queen no one's gonna oppose your force any longer you don't need to show off don't listen to them - [ __ ] don't be so sure Danny a Queen's reign only comes with absolute power death isn't permanent burn the city Danny think of your child do you want to raise a baby in a city that's not even really a city I mean it's gonna be ashes there's gonna be no good daycares left well if Sir sees dead then why is she sitting on the throne dan dan dan I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream everybody turns and looks don't and attendant attendant attendant maybe when when the ice cream comes back then surely all the dead all that makes a new Ice King dude we're gonna actually think we know what we're doing when they said perfectly Oh with that ending I love that right let me just explain what has happened you see when you stabbed me with the blade of the thing that killed the Ice King I have turned into the ice queen and I have decided to resurrect my children and I also have a nice baby bun in the oven frozen bun present in the freezer in the freezer we will rule all of Westeros for eternity as well hold on a minute I think someone's about to come through the door great John I came as fast as I could it turns out that the White Walkers and the night king couldn't reproduce so humans had to sacrifice babies to them so that they could change them into more White Walkers but now that Circe was pregnant when she became a white Walker that means that she can produce White Walkers on her own and they're no longer has to be a war between humans and ice demons well that wraps up the good is very neatly sir see you know what this means you can be the queen in the north and rule your ice people and I can be the queen on the throne where I belong to end you can have your family that's all you ever wanted your family by your side do that far away just not in King's Landing just really [ __ ] far North go rule up there is this something clever she could say at this point like that sounds cool God thank you beautiful come on children we're leaving dddddd don't you want to join your queen and the North yes I do they like look at each other and they both know what it means and then he gets killed thank you this really no I can't do this please go be the very last one uh I'll just be going well I ain't dealing with no ice [ __ ] I'm heading back to the islands what do we do now I guess I'll take a seat that's perfect all hail the Queen congratulations you are now the queen you made it Danny you're done good I know a killer when I see one yes I am Queen now I'm gonna go west for no reason good sweats west of Westeros me maybe maybe the real game of Thrones with the friends we made along the way I don't want it all right with zooming out now did it [Music]

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Keywords: GoT, season 8, final episode, sumitomedia, fredrik knudsen, parody

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Length: 32min 10sec (1930 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 13 2019

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