Fifty Shades of Gray Pitch Meeting

so you have a book adaptation for me yes sir I do it's called Fifty Shades of Grey and what's it about well it's kind of like porn but with a lot more character stuff that's very slow-paced okay that's it basically yeah can I get some more details now they're not really that important okay but I'd like to hear more though okay well the main character's name is Anastasia Steele did you get that from one of those stripper named generators I did those are fun they are I put my name in there and it said Harry ramrod hilarious so this character what's her deal so she has to interview this billionaire named Christian Grey oh right and he kind of instantly falls madly in love with her so she's like super sexy with a great personality oh no no no no no no no no no no no okay yeah no her entire deal is that she's very very plain so you know our target audience could identify with her interesting nope not interesting right anyway we're gonna find out that Christian isn't a BDSM oh well that is interesting you'd think so but pretty much the entire first movie is him trying to get her to sign a contract we'll first movie there's more than one of these yeah it's a trilogy Wow what are the other ones called well the first one is called Fifty Shades of Grey right and so the second one is called fifty shades darker oh and so the third one is called Fifty Shades freed Oh what it just seemed like you were gonna do something clever there it did didn't it but then it was just it was just nothing yeah Hey so anyway Christians gonna be a weird possessive stalker kind of guy and she's gonna come to realize that he's kind of a monster no she's gonna be really into it oh she is yeah and by the end of the movie she's gonna agree to do the full BDSM stuff okay and then she's gonna get mad because he did the full BDSM stuff okay so she breaks up with him she does and that's basically how the first movie ends Wow so in the second movie they're gonna get back together and try to have a normal relationship it's just gonna be about a man and a woman that are in a relationship pretty much yeah okay I mean I guess that sounds like a standard romantic comedy yeah kind of except it's not gonna be romantic or funny and none of the characters are interesting or even likeable for that matter that sounds kind of boring it does but I did spice things up by throwing some random in there random yeah like at a certain point Christian just crashes his helicopter in the middle of a forest oh that is pretty random right and we're gonna see him struggle to get back home actually no that's gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience really yeah he's just gonna show up back home and then we're never gonna talk about it again Wow we're also gonna have Anastasia's boss randomly tried to rape her oh my god yeah he's gonna stalk them like the whole movie kind of like Christian did yeah but this time Anastasia's not into it gotcha so this guy's gonna have snuck into a masquerade ball at the grey mansion taking a picture of a family picture printed out that picture and then later burned it with a cigarette because he's angry that seems overly complicated oh very much so seems like he could have just printed a picture of Christian from the internet and put a cigarette through that could have yeah or you know not done that at all also a possibility huh then there are a couple of characters that are mad that Christian isn't sleeping with them anymore and that brings us to the third movie what happens in that one well they're married now so they go on a honeymoon right so yeah okay I mean again it seems like there's not much going on story wise yeah there's not so I threw some random in there oh you did yeah the characters that are mad about not being the sexual partners of the protagonists are gonna come back in like the last 10 minutes of the movie Wow and that's it that's it what do you think well I mean they say sex sells so let's put that theory to the test great [Music] hey guys hope you enjoyed that pitch meeting let me know in the comments section what other movies you want to see pitch meetings for have you seen any of the Fifty Shades movies and if so what did you think we have a lot more pitch meetings on the channel so be sure to check those out you can also go to Screen Rant calm for the latest movie and TV news and give us a follow on all the things thanks for watching guys we'll see you next time

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Keywords: 50 shades, fifty shades, 50 shades of grey, fifty shades of grey, fifty shades darker, 50 shades darker, anastasia steele, parody, worst moments, best moments, pitch meeting, sketch, super easy barely an inconvenience, feb 2018, pitch

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Length: 4min 12sec (252 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 14 2018