Famous Comedians VS. Hecklers (Part 7)

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[Music] we<font color="#E5E5E5"> read these poems and then we'll think</font> for a little<font color="#CCCCCC"> bit get a little</font> contemplatively we'll go back to the silly stuff I promise<font color="#E5E5E5"> here we go perfect</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to the lights exactly what I wanted</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">thank you so much</font> [Applause] amazing I<font color="#CCCCCC"> need some of this city in one</font> sound [Applause] <font color="#CCCCCC">amazing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> women's soccer with the men</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font> the times if you have<font color="#CCCCCC"> a bunch of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> women</font> living together<font color="#E5E5E5"> shut</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> up why</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> are you</font> yelling<font color="#CCCCCC"> hard at my show I'm fucking</font> Shakespeare<font color="#E5E5E5"> fuck you go to a demo derby</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">or something so I was that harsh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't</font> come<font color="#CCCCCC"> to your work</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and go like hey more</font> foam on the cappuccino dude<font color="#CCCCCC"> I stay off</font> your<font color="#CCCCCC"> death staff my fucking dick</font> trying to do a bid where<font color="#CCCCCC"> I take things</font> down to your<font color="#CCCCCC"> dongle Oh have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you heard</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">nothing I've been talking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about up till</font> now<font color="#CCCCCC"> kind of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> an indictment of how asshole</font> fucking white male<font color="#E5E5E5"> privilege douchebags</font> I don't be the<font color="#E5E5E5"> living embodiment of</font> everything I'm railing against sit quietly<font color="#E5E5E5"> and gaze in breathless</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> wonder really need to<font color="#CCCCCC"> Nu forty-one you</font> just live there you do<font color="#CCCCCC"> any place</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not getting</font> all of<font color="#E5E5E5"> them</font> yeah what what<font color="#CCCCCC"> I can't go to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ten bucks</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">anymore</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I just remember them you can't</font> save<font color="#CCCCCC"> you blind</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">jeez well thank you for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fucking bring it</font> [Applause] <font color="#E5E5E5">probably</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> keys</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to weakness</font> [Applause] <font color="#E5E5E5">she took over the works</font> who is [Applause] you meant that<font color="#E5E5E5"> you got that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't give</font> a fuck<font color="#E5E5E5"> in a good way Tom like it's by</font> the way he stayed single<font color="#E5E5E5"> solo</font> [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] <font color="#E5E5E5">what you know most comics</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> would've just</font> fucking left<font color="#CCCCCC"> and a Pew Center</font> into it to<font color="#E5E5E5"> the point that somebody at</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> table just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> said</font> [Applause] [Applause] [Music] like I<font color="#E5E5E5"> need a bike</font> [Applause] [Applause] that's pushing it in words<font color="#E5E5E5"> Oh rhenium Oh</font> what happened was I was<font color="#E5E5E5"> in a comedy club</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the Manchester Comedy Store a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> woman up</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">on the balcony he kept on heckling</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> heckling<font color="#E5E5E5"> and heckling and I put it down</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I put it down and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> then I went I'm gonna</font> leave you<font color="#CCCCCC"> alone now like your dad did</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">there was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a guy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in this side</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of the room</font> and he took some umbrage<font color="#E5E5E5"> on what I said</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and decided he was going to punch me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the head</font> [Applause] ladies and gentlemen to finish up <font color="#E5E5E5">welcome</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> back Jim Jefferies</font> welcome<font color="#E5E5E5"> you back I'm not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> going to be</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">doing much more</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> than two I'm fucking</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">spit out by that kind of completely I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">got a fucking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> being</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on the side of me</font> hey ya know<font color="#CCCCCC"> what many of you don't know</font> is<font color="#E5E5E5"> and that I employ that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> boy when gigs</font> are going badly [Applause] <font color="#E5E5E5">now it's really weird what was he</font> offended by does he have a really <font color="#E5E5E5">weird-looking cunt because that was the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">material don't you say</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that about my cat</font> did<font color="#E5E5E5"> you guys get a fucking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> blowing on</font> your<font color="#E5E5E5"> ass I can appreciate that legs man</font> I<font color="#E5E5E5"> tell you now if you've enjoyed my show</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">which some of you have right and you</font> want to see more<font color="#CCCCCC"> of me I'll be getting</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">my head kicked in in the alleyway</font> [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] ladies and gentlemen thank you<font color="#E5E5E5"> very much</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">blow</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me back at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all</font> are you done sir<font color="#CCCCCC"> motherfucker walk like</font> he dared for somebody [Applause] [Music] I'm done my cold<font color="#E5E5E5"> let you change it what</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ain't Johnny Carson</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> motherfucker no</font> I want to talk<font color="#E5E5E5"> to my man right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> go get my plan is that<font color="#CCCCCC"> you Mike I</font> stopped drinking<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh you don't have to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> know you know believe<font color="#CCCCCC"> me because</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> fucked up bullshit<font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I love the way</font> your name comes off my lips [Applause] people audience<font color="#CCCCCC"> get hostile</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you don't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">find</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> money</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'll beg your pardon</font> I'll slap you in the mouth<font color="#E5E5E5"> with my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> thick</font> [Applause] one at a<font color="#E5E5E5"> time please I'm finished with</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this mess</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> book</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ask me about my mom</font> [Applause] [Applause] <font color="#E5E5E5">is that the savage</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> rekt taken down</font> [Applause] [Music] you
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Length: 10min 17sec (617 seconds)
Published: Fri Nov 02 2018
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