Family Guy Chris Griffin The Best Of Part 1

so uh what are you wearing wow i bet you could see right through that chris who are you talking to grandma come on over here son hand me the paper so i don't need to use my grabber hmm that's a nice muscle throwing arm you got there uh thanks got a nice tip for you right here in my pocket for my arthritis why don't you reach in and fish it out for yourself oh that's okay mister i don't collect till the end of the month i'll see you tomorrow weird you might want to give that a minute or two i know what you're doing in there and there's a sin if you ever do it again you'll burn in hell but i do it every day sometimes twice mark my words lads you may think you're alone in there but god's watching don't do it again god's watching me do number two oh man i'm a sinner and god's a pervert hey you know i should teach chris about his irish roots besides we haven't spent any time together since we played operation i'm going for the funny bone dad oh you touched the sides oh geez he's waking up quick let's get him back to the bus station my my what a thumping good read lions eating christians people nailing each other to two by fours i say you won't find that in winnie the pooh please don't say poo [Music] if we're going to be together i need you to kill my husband hey do you have any idea what time it is get in the house fatty oh this is one fine day to be nude yeah this is one fine day to be nude the birds are saying clinton have a wonderful spring and people walking by can stop and look at my thing oh this is one fine day liberal chubby chaser well if you can't laugh at yourself don't come in just a minute first yeah mother wants me and you to have a talk no ah i was going for a new record you remember that time you called me chris grissel i think so well burned for it [Music] it's a bird it's a plane it's a lower middle-class irish family that's right tom this is just one of many public disturbances caused by the griffin family of quahog who seemed to have acquired superpowers very strange story diane coming up next can bees think a new study confirms that no they cannot oh honey no one thinks you're fat i'm sorry sir you can't park your van on the diving board this is my son oh my apologies hey tom he's not a van he's just a fat kid don't listen to him chris i'm gonna go get you a soda you wait here hey dad thanks you remember what happened when he tried to sneak me into the county fair uh one please wait a second your ass just sneezed and horses can't talk no no no no nothing about this adds up at all what do you think you're doing lad nothing yeah i don't think i'll ever beat you hey chris what's with your leg oh my god that's not your leg i graded your quizzes from yesterday most of you did well some of you i think can do better what do you see here chris two d's in an f hi i'm going door-to-door to campaign on behalf of lois griffin who's offering real change for the city of quahog may we count on your vote next tuesday chris this is our house ah then what is for dinner pork chops excellent chris have you been to any other houses i have not would you like to come in please i came because i love the theater i mean if i just came here to enjoy watching your father be humiliated when this asinine spectacle of his is ridiculed by everyone in town what kind of person would i be a [ __ ] thank you daddy i don't know peter lips are one thing but did you have to buy breast implants for chris yeah it makes him happy hey these are cool okay meg i'm thinking of another word this time it's definitely not kitty can you guess what it is is it kitty get out of my head get out of my head we have to work together so that our steps come on we got to get back the cameraman think we're taking chris to soccer practice we're going to be late why won't you talk to me well maybe if i'd seen you kiss your girlfriend fine what was that what is she your grandmother that's no kiss watch this [Music] peter you can't just suck 200 pounds of fat out of yourself it's not natural come on lois i feel great dropping that kind of weight all at once you remember how good you felt after you had chris when i sticked this army guy with the sharp band that up my nose it tickles my brain oh now i don't know math cut it out i'm just trying to live my life no one taught me about carbs [Music] my son chris is in charge of our space program we hope to get to the moon very shortly almost they should really use monkeys for this oh man i haven't been this upset since i watched the blob on television look how behind you lady it's the blob i'll save you hey a twinkie i'm gonna get you oh my god my fish is gone and he robbed me come on you can do it feel a burn chris feel a burn chris the way to eat an oreo is to twist it pull it apart and lick it now you all right we'll drop the dumbest student we have chris griffin is hereby expelled but if i leave now i won't hear who's the dumbest kid in the school boobies did you hear me young man i don't know what the big deal was i thought they were nice boobies peter do it did you have fun at the circus today chris elephants are bigger in person

Channel: Cartoon Family Dad

Views: 31,413

Keywords: Family Guy, American Dad, Cutaway, Familyguy, familyguy, family guy, american dad, americandad, cutaway, compilation, funniest, chris, cris, chis, grifin, griffin, best, funny

Id: BnmuprhYrkI

Length: 7min 47sec (467 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 20 2022