Family Guy Peter Griffin The Best Of Part 4

i'm a little gun-shy after what happened last time no no no you immiscile that's not talc that's paprika ah take that remember this huh remember oh my god that reminds me i got to give myself a breast exam uh oh uh oh a lump a lump oh god oh god nope cheeto hey frenchie is my foot ready yes mr griffin even though no one else has any pillows now all right oh crap the lapd come on peter i want to save some tape for the hollywood sign okay hey thanks a lot you guys hey our pleasure have a nice vacation sir [Music] my god isn't it amazing that that's what we all look like on the inside hey brian looks like somebody's checking you out i'm i'm not ready yet hey you're getting some looks yourself ah i'm not ready either hey stewie peek-a-boo yes i see you fat man where's daddy where did you go oh this is impossible well i i can hear you but i can't see really must really be gone peek-a-boo ah how the hell did you do that look i thought you disappeared otherwise i wouldn't have picked mine oh great leave when i'm right in the middle of a sentence oh i thought that dot on your head was from a sniper rifle peter this spot is a sacred adornment it's a portal an opening through which all light goodness rejuvenation joy and ecstasy may enter the human form a vagina get out [Music] [Applause] ugh get a tan don't worry lois we'll hide in the one place they can't find us in imagination land where you burp where you fought and you fought where you burp [Music] indeed that's how it happens [Music] how did these get up here dad what's the blowhole for i'll tell you what it's not for son and when i do you'll understand why i can never go back to sea world mr griffin all your tests came back negative as it turns out the lump on your chest was just a fatty core puzzle fatty core puzzle wait a minute how the hell can a dead comedian from the silent movie era be lodged in my left bosom mr griffin i'm saying you're fine i'm fine what are you coming on to me now peter he's not coming on to you he's trying to tell you that you're healthy can it be both [Music] rafty swine ups little bastards ain't as smart as ah peter it's great they picked your theme but isn't it a little esoteric esoteric could it mean sexy i think it's a science term phallus phallus esoteric means delicious lois who's the boss is not a food swing and a miss oh no if there's four tickets and one of them's gone that that leaves [Music] this many oh come on you're our best friend peter besides i can remember a time when you saved all our butts yeah too bad i didn't get there till after the sodomy hey everybody meg just had her first period peter shut up it's three in the morning what the hell's going on out there damn it people are trying to sleep i'm just saying i'm proud of her she's a woman yay yes peter that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning but right now i am exhausted tonight you and me party like it's nine damn all what deuce victory stewie's peter you want some potatoes yeah how you doing i was just asking if you wanted we got enough napkins yeah yeah we got enough napkins that's enough that's enough right there ah what time is it is it is this straight is this straight right there look wait wait see i'll fix it oh no is that straight meg sweep that up just get get it get a broom sweep that up sweep that up put it in your room but sweep it up first hey let me just get my hand up there and feel that one and that one and we're looking for something you shop for at the mall three seconds i'd like to play doctor with her and and remove her inflamed appendix before it bursts causing sepsis giggity giggity giggity me and lois old man have never gotten along hey i got an email from mr pewterschmidt hey i've gotten people to believe crazier things and if you are pure of heart indeed you'll all go to a beautiful place called heaven i'm yanking you you're just rotting the ground um phoebe yeah uh i was wondering if if if you'd do me the honor of uh i know this isn't the first time i've embarrassed you and if you add the measure of the angles of a right triangle or something hey meg you mind cleaning out the shower next time you shave your legs it's like a carpet in there oh man lois all i got to do is have a spiritual vision i've had one before oh my god brian there's a message in my alphabets it says ooh peter those are cheerios geez i never was any good at dealing with the authorities don't worry brian i know how to handle this sir are you aware that you were going 50 in it i'm gonna have to ask you to put your shirt down sir ah crap i get the one straight cop in rhode island you remember that pony you wanted when you were six well i bought him and i've been saving them for a time like this surprise huh oh oh god that's right ponies ponies like food don't they oh boy what's that daddy well that's mercury jake the planet closest to the sun what is doing down here by the wharf i haven't the foggiest but we should probably ask a scientist i'm a guy you jackass i haven't been part of a team since i was with the four peters [Music] [Applause] [Music] well i don't know there's a game on shame on you you march right over there and cheer your old friend up don't listen to that [ __ ] grab a beer and watch the game yeah that sounds good stop oh my god now get your fat ass over to joe's look buddy i i no all right all right all right all right just take it easy just take it easy man everything's cool we're not going fast enough loser what did he say hello i said you're a loser who is this besides we have a new pet and we love our fluffy kitty

Channel: Cartoon Family Dad

Views: 16,655

Keywords: Family Guy, Cutaway, Familyguy, familyguy, family guy, cutaway, compilation, funniest, funy, funny, pet, pety, best, bext, grifin

Id: 8RbocUKiSuY

Length: 8min 23sec (503 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 22 2022