Family Guy Peter Griffin The Best Of Part 5

peter what are you doing you just ate a year's worth of food uh what a waste of money i'm still hungry everyone leave i have to poop now i see you [Music] i'd like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that i can observe your uncensored behavior wow just like that show big brother except somebody will be watching lois is the only woman for me well then it sounds like you've got to find a way to win her back yeah like like we could get her drunk and take turns having sex with her how would that help me oh help you oh oh yeah yeah then no no that then that that wouldn't help you oh meg i think you're just trying to fit in by pretending to be something you're not like the time peter pretended to be racist to get out of jury duty awful lot of honkies in here i guess i'll see if i can get my old gig back selling butt scratches at the ballpark butt scratcher butt scratcher did you butt scratch her hair butt scratcher butt scratcher butt scratcher butt scratcher butt scratcher butt scratcher butt scratcher um excuse me hi yeah is is there like a human resources guy we could talk to um i have a work-related grievance what well the quarters are too crowded the hours are long and uh you know i don't like to be this guy but a couple of the overseers have been making racial slurs yeah uh i bought a giant life-size slingshot from you and it just slammed me into a mountain sorry no returns i've been a customer here for years i can maybe give you a store credit but uh really well i guess what's the holdup in here i'm taking care of it hey you know i should teach chris about his irish roots besides we haven't spent any time together since we played operation i'm going for the funny bone dad oh you touched the sides oh geez he's waking up quick let's get him back to the bus station what'd you do sell your body to science cause you know i've thought of doing that all right uh jenny would you come up here and show us where the femur is going get out of here little bastard i knew this was the right thing to do yeah there's nothing like a party at someone else's house you never have to worry about cleaning up the mess way to go dad hey you hid my mom no i hit your dad whoa stand back give her some air he you mean give him some air call an ambulance she's going into labor you mean he's going into labor whoops [Music] mr zucchini head he's got stupid cool hip-hop style with his little hat and his dark martins uh thank you peter that's enough oh wait wait this is the best part he dances i've seen it not appropriate i've had sex in four years well you might want to bring some cash with you cause you know some places don't take credit cards by mister i need real money i can't take a credit card oh i see cash only yeah no paper trail huh what are you selling reefer crack smack horse x shrooms dust meth in my neighborhood i don't think so oh my god what are they doing well why are they trying to publicly humiliate me like this i mean what what's the purpose oh shiny red ball peter watch out this will be a bigger disaster than when peter did tara reed's boob job oop drop some pepperoni on there you know what that works sew it up wow quagmire's got a nice place you know you shouldn't be poking around out here white men have been spotted nearby laying traps and forming slow-pitched softball leagues well whatever makes them happy live and let live that's what i say and i'm sure that's what they say too hello i'm cleveland from south carolina wow you're a different color than me would you like to be equals wow lois look at you you're like britney spears except you're not a fat guy if lois finds out i'm ditching her to play golf she'll hit me with a frying pan which is why i'm gonna drink this frying pan antidote all right hit me with this didn't work i need some excitement what are you talking about your life is plenty exciting for example there you go good night you're a griffin and a griffin never knows when to stop clear clear oh you you saved my life doctor why do women have boobs so you got something to look at while you're talking to him [Music] so you got something to look at while you're talking to him [Music] so you got you you uh you wanted to see me mr weed hey hey you okay there mr crocodile huh wake up wake up wake up you need some lotion mr bad skin huh huh and whether that gift is chris's fire conjuring stewie's telekinesis brian super speed ask me how the queen of england is how's the queen what's great peter's morphing ability hey lois i'm a wishing troll my super strength or meg's um super amazing ability to grow her fingernails we have a responsibility to use these powers properly and not to abuse them for personal gain understand yes yep yes mm-hmm got it why are we staying cause i'm tired of being treated like crap at work don't you see what this means to me i'm somebody here finally a white man has an opportunity to be rich and in charge sir i need a decision uh uh uh uh salad no no wait soup soup but it was too late and to this day i still lay awake at night wondering about the soup that got away oh sorry we're out of towels let me get that for you sir yeah but i hope for your sake the cake's better than the last party i went to oh god coconut all right i'm just gonna relax mellow out and watch some television we now return to world's [ __ ] dogs on fox hey wait up right into the bumper and here comes the heroic blind man tell us sir how did you summon the courage to save your friend from that burning building that freaking place was on fire and there you have it coming up next watch me shave how about i loan you five dollars it's at the bottom of this jar of barbed wire and salt ow ow why do you keep these things together i'm your supervisor meg meg i promise i'll do better at this job than i did on the sats come on do math peter don't god your hand is like ice just here give it to me oh that'll warm it up a little oh that's nice uh uh pay that way [Music] how peter

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Views: 17,756

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Length: 8min 22sec (502 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 22 2022