Family Guy Meg Griffin The Best Of Part 2

you could kill all the girls who are prettier than me well that would just leave england wait wait i have it i'm a genius you'll kill the kids from dawson's creek i knew it i knew it as soon as that show came on the air i said i'm gonna be the one who has to kill these kids it's true he did say it i know this isn't the first time i've embarrassed you and if you add the measure of the angles of a right triangle or something hey meg you mind cleaning out the shower next time you shave your legs it's like a carpet in there just because you're repulsive and probably the most annoying person on the planet and i'm not the only person who thinks so that doesn't mean i want you to go and kill yourself ah thanks meg but i was never really planning to jump wasn't gonna jump you're a phony hey everybody this guy is a great big phony i'm just trying to make neil jealous i promise i'll pay and everything yeah uh that sounds cool but i'm gonna be in the hospital that night have fun [Laughter] okay everyone get ready say hello to the lovers if i can't drive i'll never have any boyfriends i'll never get married and then i'll have to adopt a kid like rosie o'donnell meg are you implying that rosie o'donnell can't drive oh my god it's jackie chan oh my god it's jackie chan oh my god it's jackie chan hi there always nice to meet the fan of my movies oh my god you're ethan hawk uh no i'm not sorry my mistake oh my god it's ethan hawk mom can we go get some food oh my god there's malcolm and middle i'm not a boy yes you are hey meg you want to come to lunch oh you know what there's no room in my car for your big ugly purse meg let me tell you about popularity mrs canner are you coming bye joe you're too heavy i can't hang on pretend i'm your child lois not meg not meg oh meg honey our home is your home for as long as you like we could offer you the guest room provided that it doesn't bother you that my great-uncle chet died in there oh i guess not uh when did he die we think sometime between the tonight show and the today show i'm gonna become a model hey that's fantastic lois and i'll pleasure myself to your photos me too me too ah oh god meg that's sick that's your mother i'm just trying to fit in get out get out of this house i said no today when president bush stuck his finger in an electrical socket asked about the incident responded he told me that's where leprechauns hide their gold more at 11. if meg doesn't get into college who knows what kind of future she'll have you ain't getting this meat this is my meat shut up i found this meat [Music] [Applause] [Music] ricardo and i are getting married oh that is terrific it's about time you two settle down oh you hear that meg guys can marry other guys now so um no this is awkward but uh i mean if they can do that that's pretty much it for you isn't it i mean you might as well pack it in game over and now back to the newlywed game oh carol how did nick answer the following the last thing i would ever give my wife is blank a little spending money i'm sorry that's incorrect nick actually said the antidote nick what are you talking about oh meg you were right dad what is it what's going on i heard a noise is somebody downstairs oh god meg you startled me i'm sorry peter don't god your hand is like ice just here give it to me oh that'll warm it up a little oh that's nice uh pay that away [Music] oh peter oh my god dad you farted that is so nasty no no meg meg this is crucial all right the sexiest thing a woman could do for a man is learn to love his gas love the gas meg love it no no no meg no no this is why we're here this is why we're here this is why we're here jack start the engine get the plane up [Music] uh peter i think we forgot meg hell if i was half the parent brian is i'd know that chris's favorite ice cream is chocolate chip and stewie's favorite bedtime story is goodnight moon and meg's real father's name is dan thompson i just want to kill myself i'm going upstairs right now and eat a whole bowl of peanuts i'm allergic to peanuts you don't know anything about me who was that guy dad i can't go through the vent yeah she's right we need to grease her up so she doesn't get stuck everybody spit on meg stop stop stop stop okay oh this is gonna be great we'll stay up late trade stories let's watch the video of my ballet recital here it is sunshine bear wait [Music] ah the sun's up i'm safe for another night thanks meg we have your son meg's our daughter looks like your fans are back mom well i think this one's all yours [Applause] meg you're a sweet lovely girl he'll come around such a mom answer well have you tried showing off the goods how's that for a mom answer creepy oh my god we forgot meg don't worry about meg she's got everything she needs in her room what's going on here oh we invited neal's family over for dinner hi hello you what yeah we wanted to get to know him better you know seeing us how the two of you will one day bless our home with the pitter-patter of sweet little grandchildren as ugly as sin

Channel: Cartoon Family Dad

Views: 37,535

Keywords: Family Guy, Cutaway, Familyguy, familyguy, family guy, cutaway, compilation, funniest, megi, grifin, funny, bext, best

Id: 1ClyYQZ2IpA

Length: 7min 24sec (444 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 21 2022