Family Guy- Brian's Addicted to Drugs

sorry to be tardy to the party well Brian have you lost weight you got it Sam your secret here's a head put down the fork face so how was your day my day un-freakin'-believable first first we nailed this bastard who have a gall to hide his stuff and his daughter's doll her doll for God's sake Oh where's the line anymore well I Got News for you it's not even on the radar screen the days of decency and virtue are gone honey Pam freakin evaporated like a dingy stinking mud puddle when one day you you see your reflection in it and the next day it's it's a it's a it's a damn oil spot on your crack driveway staring back at you mocking you Bob la blood knowing the perverted truth that rot in the pit of your soul that's how my frickin day was you know what I haven't had in a while big league chew so take it from me mcgriffin the drug dog if you really want to get high it's as easy as being yourself well kids I'm gonna pass things off now to Gerald the happy and abstinent police clown hey kids you know why I'm happy cuz I'm free of ass T DS that mcgriffin guy was so cool totally I'm never doing drugs now no got milk well Brian there's no smoking in the terminal hey hey there's worse things than nicotine pal and I'm gonna find them Oh patience lad it took dear Saint Patrick more than a day to clear the Emerald Isle of snakes can the Irish crap will you Horowitz okay open it let me go help all right where's the stash I'll do a freakin body cavity search I swear Griffin there's no easy way to say this I think you have a drug problem a drug problem what's this really about jealousy am i stealing your thunder Joe is at it give me your badge fine by the way aura which you should show Joe your impression of him ah splendid vitamin coke fiend is home everybody this is Tina what happened to you hey how about a little less questions a little more shut the hell up you know just because you can't feel your teeth doesn't mean the girl can't feel your insults hello I'm Lois Griffin welcome to our home so what she's like your mom or something Tina can I get you a warm washcloth to wipe the dried blood from under your nose here baby I'll show you the channel Lois doesn't know about Brian what you'll Chris run away meg take Stewie upstairs wait wait that man seems to have suffered a rather serious snake bite Brian would you please ask your new friend to leave now oh sorry things get a little too real for the Stepford wife and look at you two Quasimodo and lumpy I leave more personality and tightly coiled piles on the lawn oh do me do me next come on baby girl let's go to the park [Music]

Channel: Cartoon Comedy

Views: 3,492,018

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Id: jbKF7TtvvBI

Length: 3min 12sec (192 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 10 2018