Family Guy Voice Acting Compilation

where we hold it Paulette hold it can we finish this discussion after Joan of Arcadia it was Joan of Arcadia on who is Joan of Arcadia um not now Louis okay okay click leave it leave it relax relax relax relax relax there you go yeah you go okay shh shh it's okay it's okay so all gonna be okay there's no time Louis I got to go one quagmire well I got the chance yeah thanks Peter I didn't know heeling urine would cover my scent yeah thanks yeah thanks Peter I didn't know human urine would cover my scent it's not the hardest job in the world it's taxing and in a lot of ways yeah Seth can I talk to Chris Griffin what do you want to say Chris are you there yes what are you wearing Chris nothing I dog what are you wearing I'm wearing my pride I'll take your pride all over my lap what it's weird to see that voice coming out of you that's why I don't do it without further ado I'd like to introduce our fabulous cast of course you know the lovely and talented Alex Borstein really quickly should I should I be worried or alarmed that there's two Meg's and no Lois but the probably a bad time to tell you this god I love when it speaks to a friend Seth MacFarlane ladies and gentlemen all right I can't even I can't even joke about firing Alex she's so fabulous all right and of course the woman whose picture all of you young men have on your ceiling she is the voice of make Griffin of course the star of that 70 show and American Psycho too but she doesn't like when I mentioned that she's glaring at me right now the lovely lovely and talented miss mila kunis I was gonna move this to make sure your fat ass meg you should ask him out I mean you're the only one of us who's ever had a real boyfriend I'm back I've brought another picnic you're such a good listener you're not like the other boys you're so good with animals I guess I could give it a try all right here goes hey Craig I was wondering if maybe you'd want to go out sometime Peter how do you know about this Peter how you know about this I just love this place I've been coming here for years I can't imagine going anywhere else it would be like cheating yeah but don't you ever want somebody else to do something different with your hair you know jeez it tickle it pinch it slap it around a little well sure but maybe your hands wrestle we'll do that for you if you just you know give them a little direction not when your hair dresses some fat lazy bastard hanging out at the drunken clam all day coming home falling asleep on the couch watching TV I got to do my own hair mm-hmm well I'm glad we had this talk how's that good I got all right I said we all have heroes what is it about the Fonz that makes him your the Fonz always knew exactly who II who he was he could take apart a motorcycle and put it back together could take apart the heights of American put him back together [Music] what attribute what attributes there's a touch of the poet in you is time time time time didn't you try to start a religion around him I did I did I started finds iam Denton didn't take too well lasted about 22 minutes the average length of any televised situation comedy I forgot to pick up the paintball guns well we could use these I brought them from the office is it safe to be firing real guns at each other in the house all right all right nobody fire it Lois she's scared all right relax quagmire you're doing better than Peter Weller from the opening scene of Robocop Stephen Hawking Stephen Hawking Stephen Hawking oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Act one we're outside the selves a regime ecology assigns as salvaging a college 20-year reunion because we didn't write a signed gag inside the cafeteria the cafeteria is decorated for a reunion event dozens of men and women are there as Peter and Lois enter I can't wait to see all my old classmates well sure it's a blast being in a room full of people you don't know I'd rather stay home and watch grass grow we flash back to the Griffins yard Peter stands on the sidewalk staring intently at the Griffin's lawn for a long beat come on you come on Joe wheels out to get his mail hey Peter hey Joe as soon as Peter finishes his line the grass on the lawn shoots up to six feet tall Peter looks back I must say I do feel a strange satisfaction watching the black ball topple all those self-righteous white pins can't blame them for being self-righteous the black balls in their neighborhood uninvited the black balls done nothing wrong the black balls in a sin it has nothing to feel that was William Clinton how did you come to happen truth I was chopping in in Providence and we met and we went into the cleaning room the closet the broom closet there and we we stopped we have great fun recording Family Guy those are so his mannerisms those are so his mannerisms Glenn quagmire you are dead Glenn quagmire you're dead Glenn quagmire you're dead like that well now that the mess is all cleaned up and we're back from the emergency room it's time for the last game of the night Trivial Pursuit man I hate Trivial Pursuit always makes me feel so stupid more stupid than that time you lock your keys out of the car dammit hey hey somebody hey hey sir sir sir you see those keys here Oh screw you [Music] [Laughter] is your take on based on someone you know it's just kind of almost every news reporter has way of talking I'm sitting here I'm gonna need you to step back like Peter Griffin certified CPR don't anyone panic I'll get to you in a moment sir Elle is wrong all right I'm gonna have to check and see the soil sir eyes are crazy sir I've got to check and see if you're sore yourself I need you to stop struggling to get these trousers off sir all right I'm gonna need you to step back that's Houston that seems to work great I think we're good Brian yeah yes sir what I'm very spectacle thank you well I'm on Inside the Actors Studio with James Lipton Brian since we all know you were having sex with Gillian hmm why would you object to having sex with Meg because Gillian is hot and Meg looks like a complete dumpster fire all right Brian this one's for you what naturally occurring element has the highest melting point of all metals cadmium sorry tungsten is my turn what do you got okay here we go what color is a fire truck oh god I always get these um okay all right fire truck fire truck fire truck what color rose red fire truck god I can picture them they're all red and everything that's right Peter they are red well Lois what are you doing I switched Peters questions to the preschool edition moment good thing I just watched that National Geographic special on fire trucks a solitary killer the fire truck stalks it's a fairy [Music] the firetruck can consume eight times its body weight the ambulances will have to wait their turn you said you just pitched him what's in a meeting right out there James I think he was in the fourth or fifth show of the first season and that was the first character that I pitched and then just kind of went from there Cleveland how do you explain this this this take you have on the world nothing seems to bother you well you know it's nice to wake up and have a roof over your head have a woman next year if you if you're so lucky have food you can just get out of your fridge that's all good I saw you really needed Matt I made the show I think that guy's gonna get a show right so it's official y'all are card-carrying lifesavers holy crap a card with my name on it I am now Peter Griffin certified CPR come on Lois I've got lives to save thanks be safe Oh nobody had me at the coffee only a couple Oreos gone I'm gonna take the rest home to the cables back in the cafeteria look I'm just not wild about the idea of running into anybody you used to date that's all how boy speaking of exes here comes one now oh man this is what I was afraid of as Peter continues a woman slowly approaches from behind him if he tries anything while I'm standing here I'm gonna kick him right in the ball Jane Pina this is Naomi angle on Naomi Louis his old roommate from college she is elegant shapely and beautiful wait you mean you two you're still you know bump Japanese cartoon monkey logo mouths experimented quite a bit in college no way my wife messed around with another chick thank you God okay Brian named the 16th century ecumenical body that marked a major turning point for Christianity in Europe I think that was the Council of Trent you could not be more wrong the answer is Phyllis Diller here you're reading the king my time okay this is for the win say the word what Wow okay really separates the men from the boys this is not a race okay I want to say steak peas what that's five you win Peter you did it oh my god I want live from the Quahog community center its up late with Stewie and Brian and time permitting from the new Fox comedy the winner Rob Corddry and now here's your host a man who thinks matricide is more than killing your mattress Stewie Griffin I don't know how I do it better than that thank you thank you Oh hot crowd tonight hot crowd whoa what what about that okay we'll be right back with more of his scripted funny and comic actor Rob Corddry so Rob great to have you how's tricks not bad not bad um you know I just did huge movies with Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell you've really had to lead with Arthur and the Invisibles the only thing more invisible than alpha was the box-office profits Chris I've been waiting for this a long time mr. Lipton so bye yay we're both getting what we want is it correct to say that one of the central themes of your life is masturbation yeah yeah what is it about masturbation that so appeals to well James it's free and [Music] it's really one of the things I can claim is all mine I kept indication where someone will witness it in which case it's something we share see how you hurt your hand well you know it is quite a workout heavy heavy lifting as they say mom don't rub it in well I I rubbed in the carpet one time but Chris you can speak frankly here it will go no further do you ever have the feeling that your mother may be more affectionate toward others of her children oh no your mom on each other very much so you do yeah I'm her favorite I see what about your sister man what he thinks he's my favorite he thinks he'll never do what are you guys talking about you feel that your family understands you fully well quite frankly James I don't feel that anyone understands me but I spend so much private time masturbating or what yeah you go in and get that show that fishy who's boss Loretta they have some of that three bean salad you're so fond of hey quagmire well we uh have to do this again sometime hi there I'd like to welcome y'all to CPR I see a lot of smiles here in this room there's one oh there's another good not see that sewed up under your chair it's all right so does all right on my watch we also got Oreos here and fresh coffee everybody likes the snack now who wants to go first hmm no takers fine I'll go first Peter why don't you volunteer oh no I don't volunteer for anything since I help those guys repaint the Sistine Chapel yeah listen I thought the stuff that was there was kind of lame so I put this up yeah I figured I'd write a giant to be a little hippie you know get back some of those boys you scared away and that's pretty much all there is to it yeah it's hard jagged and tastes like alcohol just like kissing Faye Dunaway Oh easy now hot-blooded woman like you wind up with a peaceable man like Cleveland I mean gets jingyang he didn't worst me though it's over I know you get you gave me girth I was looking for length [Music] look III call commerce I'm you know I'm like the old-timey boxing version of a guy like sex you know can all comers right here happiness versus whoever [Music] quagmire we share an interest we're both pilots yes yes sir the pilots well I am as well what do you fly single-engine land holy smokes and a vagina what is it about flying that appeals to you the women the pilots get laid a lot they do a lot of lay overs by lay unders hey how you doing good evening gentlemen listen man Wes my friend quagmire he is in trouble he needs a place to stay tonight say no more I'll protect you sir it is my job I only ask that you do not feed by Kent Bootsy as he's already eaten and might throw up it's all right to go to sleep my friend I'll stand guard okay don't worry I'll be here all night just don't try to make me smile I'm forbidden to smile [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] I suppose you notice Stewie that I can understand you yes well well you've noticed a lot of things tonight have until but I feel very part of the fact that I can understand you're not everybody can know pride is a sin my friend what's your question but snarky aren't you from time to time yes I did I find it defines me as a person that and the fact that I still wherever I please how have you acquired such a mastery of the English language I find that English is a fascinating musical magical mixing of sounds I find myself to get sort of a linguistic erection at times really it's the idea of where than what they can do and what you can do with words and what words can do to each other you said on occasion that you love God because he so deliciously evil mm he's a bastard really he's a wicked bastard the things he does let me tell you read the Old Testament yes good law there some touched in there stewey in a nutshell what have you got against your mother this mystique that she is successfully instilled around herself oh I'm I I'm the ruler of this castle you know III tell you what to do and and you do it and that's the natural order of things and it's been that way for thousands of years and fascism well say yes you make frequent sexual references but what is your age one what wouldn't that tie the woman's recorder wouldn't that technically make you prepubescent my friend I have had boners that will knock your socks off it is an absolute you looking in the corner drugstore picked up a pack of tums that's what I'm dealing with either that either that or I'm talking a big game and I'm just making that up but what's your next question wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube-man whoo wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube-man who are you waving inflatable arm-flailing tube-man hi i'm al harrington of al harrington's wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube-man warehouse and emporium due to a shipping oversight I 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Channel: Itchy Sphincter

Views: 6,624,417

Keywords: Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Mila Kunis, Seth Green, Mike Henry, H. Jon Benjamin, Alexandra Breckenridge, Johnny Brennan, Steve Callaghan, Ralph Garman, Christine Lakin, Phil Lamarr, Rachael Macfarlane, Emily Osment, Kevin Michael Richardson, Chris Sheridan, Danny Smith, Alec Sulkin, Fred Tatiasciore, Jennifer Tilly, John Viener, Patrick Warburton, Wally Wingert, Gary Cole, Voice, Recording, Acting, Adam West

Id: jrtGIYXTReE

Length: 22min 38sec (1358 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 16 2018