Evolving slimes to dangerous proportions

all right we're checking out the only game where you can become the richest person in the world by literally eating everyone else that lives in it it's super slime simulator this is my slime I make money by walking around and ending the lives of everyone else around me I'm not kidding you get paychecks for eating people now in the beginning obviously you eat things like water droplets or leaves is that a squirrel in the background I love that my quest for world domination begins in some kids backyard mushrooms can I eat them not yet just leaves and water never mind can totally eat the mushrooms now now you'll notice that there is very clearly a human being sitting in a rocking chair they're not going to be surviving for long also is this water following me hey ants you look delicious I'll be back I'm slightly larger now that's fantastic every once in a while you'll see a slime that kind of looks like Tom Selleck appear on the screen that's my employer now we're level nine and that's clearly not big enough at all how to get bigger quickly slap the problem with your wallet a few seconds later I just made thirty dollars also from now on I'm kind of like a little mini black hole if you notice things just kind of run into me and I don't really have to do very much apparently I have a mustache as well I just don't know where I keep it sub squirrel you look meaty the squirrel's like I hope we can be friends gray depends on how you define friends alright so we're level 12 already things are moving right along now is that a young child mowing the lawn just trying to make a living again I get to be the richest person around if there's no one else to make any money oh my God there's a baby inside of the sandbox that makes me feel awful all right level 15 we're getting there okay I made 60 bucks this time to be fair the very fact that I have doubled my paycheck in a couple of minutes makes me feel like I've chosen the right job okay now not only am I eating the mushrooms I'm eating like the mushroom stems and stuff too this squirrel is like I remember you from a few minutes ago you were a lot smaller and a lot less dangerous looking listen my mustache continues to grow that means your lifespan is going to continue to sink see that right there doing the lawn on the cell phone punishable by death what can I get with my money daily deal sure venomous Trail does this mean that people just get murdered by me kind of walking around do you think this Venom was ethically sourced it's made out of the tears of the people who couldn't get out of the way quick enough I didn't realize what the point of the guy cutting the lawn was until I realized you can eat his failure all of the leaves oh God hold on actually you know what I'm kind of curious it happens well told you it was only a matter of time before the first living creature would be devoured by me it's not a human being yet but you've got to start somewhere I love that there's entire fully prepared hot dogs just chilling out on the ground over here and olives and garden gnomes oh you could just eat the corn right off the cob I'm like the Hoover of slimes oh it's the Twitter bird 100 I'm gonna be eating that I'm kind of curious how smart and or dumb ants are well they just walk into me yeah don't even care they're not even trying to go around me I've been a vegetarian for a while it's getting kind of boring I need to start eating some meat this is my first rebirth this is what lets me grow to stupid sizes okay no joke the levels start to get pretty stupid oh boy level 10. level 11 level 12. I'm literally gaining a level every couple of seconds does my magnetic core grow even larger like do I eventually get to be a small collapsing star shut your mouth frog come here can I eat you or not yet but it's coming I'm starting to be able to eat acorns now that's great again not quite big enough to eat a human but I'm not giving up until I get there start eating iron like literal screws I can't wait until these digest I'll be like pooping out nail guns okay I can eat the full Blades of grass now and I drink the oil sounds delicious not yet got like a 30 year old slice of pizza down here it's probably still good okay I don't even leave the corn cob now the entire corn and the cob gets eaten you better run squirrel I'm not leaving any survivors anymore come here how about you Bluebird I love chicken oh oh no well I could absolutely eat the bird now sorry bird and the corn and the Ants I still want to be able to yeah I was gonna say I still want to be able to eat this pizza not big enough to eat a hot dog yet though I'm now so big that I can just walk on the path and eat everything on it oh Domino's oh those those go down great okay no one gets to have any fun on my watch there goes all your Jacks there goes all the chess pieces well frog I told you eventually I'd be back even the dog's gonna have to go hungry because I ate his dog bone and I ate the tree that used to provide him shade inside of his dog area screwdrivers wrenches that shovel's probably gonna go soon and wrench nope someone would be like what does the ranch taste like but it tastes like pain can I finally eat the hot dog yet that's what I re yes finally wow there is actually not much that I can't eat there goes the bird I still can't eat a person yet and my ultimate goal here at the very least okay gotta go to the next levels now it doesn't even have time to get from one level to the other it just goes up like non-stop 27 28 29. what's up frog remember me I'm already back to eating birds I mean I got the money I might as well oh I got a top hat I got a lot of top hats and a mustache well whatever I am now that's absolutely terrifying I'm like the Monopoly guy of slime just chilling out around the picnic table so much stuff around the picnic table Birds hot dogs I'm getting like all the food groups here the only food group that I haven't had around the picnic table so far is human in case you're wondering when you're a slime yes that's absolutely a food group I love that this bird just keeps regenerating only to get eaten every couple of seconds can I hit the spatula yeah I think the best part is I'm basically like free recycling I don't really know what the stuff I eat recycles into I'm not sure anyone wants to know I guess like slime fecal material wow I'm just double fisting squirrels at this point why eat one squirrel at a time and you can eat two squirrels can I eat the whole pizza yet yup level 99. I'm just getting vaguely close to things and they're getting eaten now like they're coming from across look at it oh I'm taking apart the fencing is that a dabbing gnome okay flower pots are getting eaten now yeah the fence is totally coming with me can I eat shoes yet can totally eat shoes can't eat grandma yet soon enough Grandma's not even gonna try to escape she's like yeah it's my time anyway sorry kid I love how the kid doesn't even care he's like I wasn't playing with that sandbox anyway kid is basically catatonic it's like the perfect child he doesn't complain I just noticed both of this kid's parents are on their cell phone oh kid you got new toys well you had new choice I still can't eat the other parts of like the stakes of the fence oh I can eat the cat oh no I mean I guess now the cat and I will be friends forever what's up Doge you're probably next man I'm sorry I just ate a garden um the entire Garden um and it screamed when it went down I feel kind of bad I'm just kidding now I'm gonna eat the garden gnome's dad 150 so far okay back to level 100 at the very least we're going to be getting at least dog sized I've eaten the cat at this point I've eaten the frogs at this point I've eaten the potted plants at this point I've eaten the Gnomes 162. I'm getting to the point where I'm gonna start being the biggest thing in this entire area there goes the cat can I be murdered by this thing anymore nope I am officially now bigger than the lawn mower I love how this guy is mowing the lawn where there's literally no lawn to mow I've eaten all of the lawn yeah just push me around I'll eat everything you push excellent yeah just like that perfect oh my God I'm level 200. I can eat the entire fence now and the chairs and the chocolate oh God here we go no survivors how about you how about you on the swing set nope can't devour them quite yet but we're getting there oh no the poor Doge oh an apple pie I washed it down with an entire bottle of oil as well all right we're going further this isn't enough why is one of the rewards the child that got eaten by the slime stolen baby the fact that I've reached level 101 in like six minutes is just incredible I hate to say it lady you're probably next if I had to guess you know why no one cared that you got eaten by a slime child the child's like because all of my parents were on their cell phone the only one who wasn't is Grandma and that's because I don't think Grandma's actually alive I am now past 200. I don't even need to jump over the gate anymore because I just eat the gate all of it shovels kittens the other thing that's really scary is I can jump like 70 feet in the air like anyone on ground level has to be super concerned at this point I'm more like a mobile tornado than a slime oh I am eating the tool boxes I don't even need to jump or anything now I just kind of walk around I just ate the wheelbarrow I just walk around and stuff just comes to me I ate the tires oh my God again to be fair their yard was terrible so I am doing them a service of cleaning it up I mean to be fair I also cleaned up their cat and their dog possibly that baby I don't know if that oh the kid off the swing parents are about to have a lot more free time 266. it's true I am basically like a black hole now stuff just kind of gets sucked in from all directions the pie the soccer ball The Gnome the fence I have not absorbed grandma yet but I have a feeling that's coming next okay so how fast do we gain levels now and then I'm gonna be up to level 300 and something [Music] I'm level 100 already it's been like six minutes congratulations fun is now outlawed not like any of you are going to survive to have any fun so I guess it kind of doesn't matter you know how in Dragon Ball Z they determine how strong you are by your power level I determine how strong I am by the size of the animal I can absorb bird level low squirrel level not bad cat level that's pretty good then you've got garden gnome yes that's an animal for some reason don't ask me why I didn't make the game we have baby level I guess that's that's a level as well dog level now we're gonna get to see just how stupid things become as we go past even the 200s oh thing moving past Super Saiyan at this point I can't believe I can't eat the grill yet hey lady just wait there I'll be back in another pass I should be able to absorb you as well you'll get to be with your children fortunately oh that was the mom yep do I forgot about the grandmother because she never does anything I absorbed the grill oh it's Grandma okay so I can take the grill I could take the entire picnic bench there goes the mother there goes the gnome and all her stuff there goes the girl on the on the swing set here's the entire Garden area I could just about jump to space at this point I am like the Spartan of slimes I am 300. I think there was another slime in the area but you can't see them because they're too small I ate the entire sandbox like not even the sandboxes left oh the entire dog house it's a twister it's a twister the clothes off the clothes hanger I'm finding new stuff I can absorb all the time I had no idea that any of this even counted imagine paying so little attention that a slime Rogue slime just eats your entire family he doesn't even look up to be fair though he's been mowing the same part of the grass for the last like 32 years I love that I'm eating stuff so quickly that it's starting to lag the game because the game is struggling to reproduce all the stuff that I'm eating over and over again I am level 323. I can eat everything in the board I have murdered this man's entire family while he watched however there is one thing I will not eat and it is him I'm gonna let him think about what I've done and I'm gonna sleep up here in his tree for all time waiting until he has a new family so I can absorb them too hey folks welcome to this episode super slime simulator so next time say foxy much love

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Id: LY-IOiBIQm0

Length: 14min 39sec (879 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 25 2023