Evil Things I Did as a Kid (ft. SomeThingElseYT)

hey alyssa guess what kind of sandwich i have i don't [ __ ] care kaylee come on guess what it is ugh it's another one of those bologna muffins bologna and mustard sandwich oh god that that is really gross don't show me that again or i'm gonna puke okay guess what else i have what another bologna mustard all right so these days i'd argue i'm a pretty nice person but that's because i got that all out of my system between the ages of birth and 5 years old it might not sound so bad but believe me before grade school i was evil when i was about 3 years old my mom and dad had given me a bag of mini oreos during a long car ride to you know keep me from screaming and vomiting and at one point my dad was like hey lisa can i have an oreo yes uh lissa yes there's no cream in here where where is it i ate it now a question you and every parent on the planet might be asking is why are kids like this between the ages of about two and three children are focused on developing a greater sense of self-control they pretty much realize wait you're not the boss of me which leads to things like this there was a time back in preschool i remember i convinced my friend to help me move the slide from one end of the playground to the other why because i could but we only moved it like a foot before my teacher said hey quit moving the slide and i said no i want to move the slide quit moving the slider i'm calling your mom you're not gonna call my mom oh yes i will oh yeah i triple dog dare you she called my mom but my parents didn't raise us using corporal punishment if we got in trouble we were sent to our room to calm down then asked to apologize for you know drawing on the windowsill what can i say i'm an artist my parents didn't think spanking was necessary that is until one day i was up to my evil shenanigans and getting mouthy at my mom i'm gonna lick all the oreos you're not the boss of me and she thought you know what maybe i will try this spanking thing and it tore me apart you're not my friend anymore but the story doesn't end there the next day i had a checkup and i'm not sure if they still do this anymore but the doctor asked my mom to step out for a bit to ask me a few questions alone does your mom feed you healthy food yes do you play outside often yeah are your parents nice to you no oh do they do they hurt you oh yeah they do how often do your parents hurt you ugh all the days how do they hurt you my mom beats me just kidding my mom was really good friends with my doctor so thankfully she was not arrested i had no remorse though i was still mad about the spanking thing and my idiot self still expected an apology and i never got one i don't know what changed but eventually i grew up and matured and i promise i am no longer evil oreo hey guys two things before you go number one thank you so much to audible for sponsoring this video and number two look what i found the grocery store now you could listen to the asmr of me opening these up looking out the cream sticking them back together and putting them in the bag or or you can listen to something that's actually worth listening to i'm gonna be honest with you guys i'm animating all day i'm driving at some point i need to shower and i can't hold a book while doing that i mean i could but i won't thankfully audible has the biggest selection of books on the planet and you can listen to any audible book on any device so that way someone else can read books for me to me story time i get a lot of people asking me for advice on mental health issues so i want to recommend a book that my therapist recommended to me it's called feeling good by david d burns and a you know a book isn't going to cure anxiety or depression or anything else you're dealing with but it's always really good to like get in touch with your emotions how you're feeling and work towards feeling better and if you don't like it that's okay any book you choose if you don't like it you can exchange it for another no 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to switch it up every now and then but don't worry i'll get back to all the sad stuff real soon stay tuned and thank you so much for everything

Channel: illymation

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Length: 5min 26sec (326 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 07 2019