Cursed childhood memories

hey guys look what my dad taught me awesome what does it mean he said it means i hate you but he said not to use it hey look i hate you i hate you more i'm gonna show it at the ground because down there is where the devil lives and i hate the devil hey whoever does the i hate you hand has to move their pig to red straight to red i don't know what it was about my childhood but it was cursed man maybe it's because i grew up in the middle of nowhere or maybe that time period between the late 90s and early 2000s were simply cursed all right who cursed the 2000s come on maybe we can uncurse it equivalent exchange anyone i've talked before about how i was an evil kid in my preschool years but when i was in elementary school i mellowed out promise my mom would help me and my brother make these little diy homemade gingerbread cookie christmas ornaments for my teachers and i don't exactly remember the recipe but what i do remember was we used cinnamon and glue and then we put them in the oven it smelled kind of good because it kind of smelled like cinnamon but it also smelled like hot glue there was one year i put them in like a little baggie or a container or something and i brought them to school and it's not like everyone knew about this so my friend was like ooh did you bring cookies to school and i was like yeah they're ornaments for the teachers and i didn't you know specify that they're not edible cookies so there was one point that i got up to do something like i don't know sharpen my pencil maybe move my pick to red but then i came back and there were little bites out of my cookies and i remember she was like your cookies don't taste good and i was like there's glue in there and then i have to apologize to some teachers because i was like i'm sorry um my friend ate your present how cursed was that uh i'd i'd give it a nine out of ten pretty cursed but also kind of blursed a little bit of blessed a little bit of curse my friend was fine by the way moving on i had a friend in second grade one time people were like talking about getting married and by people i mean other children in the class and they were like my mom said you have to marry your best friend and i was like me and robin are best friends does that mean we have to get married i think it was you we are bffs in second grade if it's not you i'm really sorry and they were like no you can't get married because you're girls and we were like but we're best friends of course we can get married it just didn't compute i didn't have a crush on my friend but you know gay rights i don't know i remember us just being like but we're best friends we kind of have to get married like if that's how it works and then they got really mad and i remember us being like we're gonna do it we're best friends like i was again kind of more blurs than cursed but just can you imagine being the teacher overhearing that conversation of just like we're gonna get married and there's nothing you can do about it like chill one out of ten based on the technicality but i feel like if you witnessed it'd be pretty freaking weird lastly in fifth grade we had birds and bees education and yeah it was in fifth grade i hope things are different now too because in the south back then the girls received birds and bees education which was just telling us abstinence and pretty much nothing else and we didn't even know what that meant and then when we were learning about that the boys would just watch movies like they'd be like we watched garfield the tale of two kitties and we're like huh and then the pictures they showed us they were freaky our parents had to sign a thing saying like hey we're gonna teach your kid about the birds and the bees are you okay with that my mom who at the time was a labor and delivery nurse she would always like give me a little bit of education but we hadn't had the birds and the bees talk and this program at school was supposed to fill in those blanks but i think my mom knew that we're in the south they weren't gonna do that so one day during that week of birds and bees education my mom was like hey um do you have any questions about that and uh i totally did so i said no i just didn't want to talk about it was so weird it was too much and then my mom said okay um did they tell you what birds and bees is and i said oh yeah of course they did which was a lie and she said okay well just in case i'm going to tell you what it is i wanted i remember i wanted to just like cover my ears and like run away but i already told her that i knew what it was and they definitely covered that and that was a freaking lie and my mom knows i'm a bad liar anyone who knows me knows i'm a bad liar i'm well run that behind me again one more time one more time saying that as we were all in a group together i i killed in front of him and then hopped an event in front of him you thought that i left you thought that i left and then i came right back in all right that's a really long story oh a big brain but like it's hard okay and i was like uh-huh i totally know what it is you know you tell me let's talk about i've heard it before and she was like uh-huh so when two people love each other very much and i just had to sit there and take that in and pretend i knew exactly what she was talking about and boy that one i would say is a 518 out of 10 on the cursed scale it was very i i know i needed to know it but like did it have to happen in the kitchen in front of my glue cookies no that's it that's it that was let me know how you would rate those cursed experiences let me know your cursed experiences in the comments below make sure to use family friendly terms so we don't get in trouble if you like this video and you like what's going on here um hit the like button hit subscribe thanks for watching my videos and stay safe hey guys welcome to the end card i'm sorry the audio was a little funky it probably is still as funky right here too and wiki's in the background i'm 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Length: 6min 45sec (405 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 22 2020