Everything Wrong With Sonic Heroes in 27 and a Half Minutes (feat. @HonestBiggums)

disclaimer the following is a parody of Cinema Sins everything wrong with series if you're unfamiliar with their humor I suggest you go watch their content first the intent of this video is for comedy and entertainment purposes only with this in mind you should know that the feelings of the creator of this video towards the game in question will not be accurately reflected here that being said the creator has no intention of offending anyone involved with the game's creation its franchise the game itself or the people who like the game without further Ado thank you for watching and we hope you enjoy so I know he's always been able to do it but how can Tails fly backwards oh yeah Tails wishes he could fly for this long oh good thing that Loop was there otherwise you wouldn't know this is a Sonic game yo Tails long time no see how the did Eggman print out a gift it's not even a gift how did Eggman print out sound who did Eggman send this letter to well it's not even Eggman it's metal Sonic so yeah who did he send it to and how did he get the address guess what Sonic Heroes creds in 3 days I'll conquer the world than you can stop me okay first off the letter has no laughs and second Sonic didn't even let Eggman say the sincerely Eggman part rude also it's pretty convenient that in this desert full of rocks Sonic while running backwards didn't crash into anything oh sure just jump off the highp Speed moving Jet Plane also no yeah the tornado 2 just totally crashed into something also why the hell is Knuckles here isn't he supposed to be protecting the Master Emerald why do eggman's teeth warp along with his mouth teeth don't do that let's find Eggman and show him the real power of teamwork my friends are my power cliche look at all those eggman's robots look at all those eggman's robots man that sentence is so wrong it actually pisses me off boy Amy sure doesn't give up that easy oh you don't say I mean she's only been chasing you for over 10 years at this point do these buildings have huge s slot machines on who is the architect in the Sonic Universe feeling lucky Sonic we only have 24 hours left 24 hours wait when did you get the letter did Seaside Hill and Grand Metropolis take a day each there's Bingo on the table really fun is just about to begin how and why do any of these characters know what Bingo is we've never played bingo in any game before why not have some fun while you can because this is Sonic Heroes hey also that's sentence should have a question mark not a period what's the matter got nothing left keep them coming I'm just warming up this is only the [Music] beginning don't get too excited boys those were the easy ones but you just said it was only the beginning tail how much time's left we've gotten do something wait then what is it right now now Sunrise it looks pretty purple to be sunrise don't you just hate it when your Tails go through your head wait did you make another egw you abandon the last one it's a fake why is this Eggman fake on the ground we just saw him escape on the Egg Mobile Sonic it's not an Eggman robot what does that even mean how would you know it's not this again they're trying to take us down to the swamp hurry we interrupt Sonic here as to bring you Florida look it's that Hedgehog wonder what the B Rush is all about bet you those guys will end up getting in my way and making trouble hey isn't that Sonic no taals Shadow long time no sea boys too bad you had to come all this way for nothing we'll take it from here what' you say too bad you had to come all this way for nothing we'll take it from here sensors locked on Eggman non-compliant Intruders will be destroyed didn't you know we have a date with Eggman too of these dumb jokes are you going to use I'm sorry man this scene just merits them it'll be a date to die for hey that's my line when have you ever said something that dark before what was with that Hedgehog that looked like my twin okay I've never understood this line why is it in the past tense what does he mean what was with him do you even know who he is or not Sonic you sure this is the right way I saw Shadow and Eggman head this way wait how didn't we beat shadow into the swamp was Eggman even in Frog Forest eggman's got some serious problems look at that statue funny that you mentioned the narcissistic statue of Eggman but you don't mention anything about the neom Metal Sonic statue which we have to see by the way don't get too excited boys those were the easy one that's exactly what you said last time witness this invincible battle built by the hands of a genius just the one cuz there are hundreds of them what the hell is making the ships explode all we did was beat Eggman what's with this outfit and how come we never see it again I found eggman's secret treasure how come we've never gotten to play this game the one where Rouge infiltrates eggman's [Music] base why are you acting surprised just now did you not see shadow in the podt When you entered the room now I feel it now I know what this is off about you're mad at Eggman for stealing you in this room yeah I don't think it's ever explained why Eggman would just can his most recent eer robot I think the manual says the manual does doesn't count what kind of story relies on an external media to fully explain the story if I'm watching a movie I shouldn't have to read a book detailing why certain events happen unless it's not vital to the overall story well does it really matter why Omega is here it's not so much why is Omega here more so why did Eggman lock Omega up it obviously wasn't metalic because later on he says meaning he only knew of omega's existence was it a security measure I just can't think of a motive if Shadow can't remember anything why did he save Rouge especially if this shadow may or may not be an Android then it settles now you two make up so we can start looking for Eggman together oh yeah baby this makes us a team what really that's probably the weirdest reason to become friends ever primary target detected destroy Dr Eggman you must om if you're trying to impersonate Eggman you shouldn't be saying like that you're kind of blowing your cover so that Eggman is behind all of this yeah Shadow no were you not there in the opening cut scene where you know Rouge and Omega kept repeating his name for causing the common issue also why does Rouge not just tell Shadow about the events of Sonic Adventure 2 she's the only one close to shadow that was there for sake whatever it takes he's M any objection negative whoa whoa whoa first off what the hell do you mean negative wasn't the one with the personal beef Omega all Rouge wants is his treasure which she doesn't even know what it is at this point and Shadow doesn't even know what he wants yet and second well yeah that's my point why does rou even want to go at Eggman all she wants is the treasure what do you think you're doing here who's this broad did did Vector just call Rouge a broad this game was rated E you guys don't fool me I know what you're after better stay out of my way man rou just picked a fight for the sake of picking a fight does she know team chaotics also why is Shadow agreeing with everything Rouge says he doesn't even know what's going on I wonder never mind those guys were definitely up to no good how do you know that they were literally doing nothing and you called them out doctor tell me doctor what was I doing asleep on that base and what about my memory your memory what memory you have no P to remember wait does Metal Sonic now know about the cloning stuff or is he just saying that I believe our time is up see you again soon what do you mean soon you never leave the arena while we fight the robots don't get too excited boys boys if anything Shadow and Omega are its and roues a she I shake my fist at you Eggman decoy you haven't done that one in a while yeah well okay so what the is going on here is that the shadow we've been controlling since the start I guess not that would kind of put an end to the whole is he or isn't he a plotline well then why is there a random Shadow Android here not only that but why is it destroyed we never fought an Android Let's Go ultimate lifeform data has been copied but the Shadow and heroes is a shadow Android and you know that because you said it yourself earlier you have no P to remember so obviously you know that's not the real Shadow hence he can't have the ultimate life form data or at least not the original data created by Gerald he's a robot did Eggman and Co all the Androids with the same data why look it's that Hedgehog the do you mean look it's that Hedgehog do you have a memory or not wonder what the big rush is all about bet of those guys will end up getting in my way and making trouble getting in your way of what finding eggman's treasure if anything Team Sonic would be helping you the only one they wouldn't interfere with in fact is you because you're not seeking answers or Revenge too bad you had to come all this way for nothing we'll take it from here seriously Rouge what are you talking about you both have way different goals I mean sure you're both taking down Eggman but doing it for different reasons you could just team up and make the job easier we have a date with Eggman too is that so well then it'll be a date to Die For What the hell is Shadow getting cocky about with these cheesy lines seriously does he have a memory or not why would he remember having a rivalry with Sonic but not teaming up with him at the end which by the way team Sonic knows what happened too why aren't they bothering to talk to Shadow either what do you think Omega sensors jammed real Eggman ID not possible oh how very convenient that your sensors are jammed okay no more G what I can't hear you you seem to have caught a case of the Sonic Adventure 2 sound mixing man target completely destroyed wait what you you do know that's another fake right wasn't really your target now let's find that secret treasure how would Rouge know where to go to find the secret treasure Maybe some Intel from gun hey that's a good point is roui even working for gun in this game or is she just treasure hunting well at the end of sonic venture 2 she did say she was giving up that line of work well yeah but in that other game she's working for them again did I ever tell you that shadow is a robot and wait if the Shadow and heroes is an Android why was he locked up in isolation all the rest of them are here aboard the egg Fleet also why are the rest of them here on the egg Fleet well to answer your first question it's obviously because the one locked up in the beginning is the real Shadow right well you'd think that but Omega starts shooting at Shadow as soon as Rouge lets him out of the pot Omega even looks at Rouge twice but never shoots at her Omega even says so why would Omega shoot at Shadow if he wasn't an Android maybe as a fail safe what if that's why this one Shadow and Omega were locked in the same room so that anyone tried to Free Shadow Omega could stop Shadow from getting away okay I see your point but why then would Eggman not tell Omega that in Sonic Adventure we see Eggman give all the eer robots clear instructions on what their objectives are sure some of them are idiots to capture purple frog instead of green ones but eggman's always been pretty clear when handing out instructions why wouldn't he tell Omega what omega's purpose was but wait if our shadow is an Android and Omega was left to protect it why would Eggman set it up so it's only this robot that's getting protected a backup I don't know that's what I'm asking hey Omega did I ever tell you that shadow is a robot and oh never mind good luck you know about cloning the original must exist somewhere whoa back up are you telling me that even Omega doesn't know if Shadow's the real Shadow you know the robot with ID sensors well to be fair his sensors could still be jamed but what he is implying is that he knew about eggman's cloning so he knows Shadow is an Android why didn't he say anything all this for what I might as well go look for that Master Emerald since that irritating Aid here something's never changed what the hell does that mean do you have a memory or not what are you say what else is Rouge I cannot hear you who took this photo okay so apparently this is supposed to be a photo of Metal Sonic with froggy and Chola but we know that's B Because Metal Sonic only has three quills and neom metal Sonic's quills don't look like that well we've seen he can shape shift why would he shape shift into an actual Sonic but did he know someone was going to take this photo huh good point okay so chiao never really shown their abilities in the game so far you mean other than having the ability to get trampled shut up but how can they grab stuff like the newspaper their hands are literally just blobs luckily the hook went through cream's clothes and not through cream herself oh not this again would you go away you're not even a part of this collab what was that all about I what did you just call her dude cream's like six yeah man not cool you lost the stupid frog again are you joshing me hey you guys cheer up you know we'll find them no time to waste just standing here come on let's get going ah shoot so close wait what the hell is level zeroo I'm oh oh dear God no doubt about it my heart is never wrong ah to be 12 again my heart is never wrong then it must be so was that sarcasm six-year-old smartass gotcha my darling Sonic Amy what are you doing here Sonic this time there's no way out of marrying me scene does not contain surprise furry lap dance what's your fixation with furry lap dances it's not a fixation I see an opportunity and I seize it a I can't believe he did that just so he could get away did what fall off the stage does team Rose canonically win that fight here we go again with canonicity what and while we're at it you spelled it with two ends not three that's like the weapon you know what I have the right mind to cancel this collab right now man please don't Mr Sonic must be really really what wow the execution of this conversation really Falls flat on its face like they didn't even read the script I know now I know what to do find Eggman and I'll find my Sonic I mean this plan makes sense conceptually but in hindsight with that logic you should have met up with Sonic when you fought Eggman the first time too you guys again Dr Eggman him again yes him again the plan was to find Eggman don't get too excited boys okay now you're just being an ass I sming well they could not have made that creepier she says cha is close cre is a six-year-old that understands chow and can fly with her ears which by the way apparently is strong enough to carry a hedgehog a big ass cat at the same time and knows how to grind on Rails cre is a badass something weird in there is that a question or a statement her tone a statement but the subtitles tell me otherwise let's get him before Sonic does is a good point so are all these stories happening at the same time or what's going on here did Metal Sonic make four different egg albatrosses because all these stories apparently are happening simultaneously well that would also mean that there are four different metal Sonics which yeah no what's wrong ohow wait Chow can say more than Chow yes a chow nappy you say that like it's news you kind of knew it was a chow napping and a Frog napping from the beginning Excuse Me Miss I was wondering if I could ask you something if it's about a date it'll have to wa why are they turning around what just cuz team chaotics is in the way they can go past them I bet you you're the ones who took chaow so how did this go down we never see cha ever again so did Metal Sonic steal Chola from a CH Garden or what is that my friend tease at what moment were they teasing them there's got to be a major misunderstanding here but we can't back down now to a bunch of losers like you not bad but it won't be so easy from here on jeez man why are all the team fights this easy Mustache Monkey considering these are all animals isn't that racist this weather reminds me of our last attack on the egg carrier attack you got kidnapped unless you mean when you fought zero in which case the sky was freaking clear you've been in battle before what you to Mr B if by in battle you mean literally all he did was cast his lure out a water monster to rescue a stupid pet that doesn't even love him then yes big has been in battle it's your fault that Sonic and I are together sure totally eggman's fault yeah if anything he's the reason they even met chakola and froggy were Eggman all along I knew it chaos data has been copied wait metal Sonic's copying chaos data why the hell was froggy needed just because the Frog swallowed a Chaos Emerald that one time if that's the case why didn't you just copy the data from when you copied Shadow's ultimate life form data he's absorbed all seven if that is the real shadow that is maybe it's because froggy was actually inside chaos well then Metal Sonic should have stolen The Lure big use to rescue froggy it would have been just as good hey isn't that Mr Sonic over there huh pretty convenient that both team Sonic and team Rose landed on the same ship after fighting the same boss at the same time is he listening to their theme song a bit narcissistic not going to lie it's here do they do they have furniture outside these are clearly couches and these look a lot like trees and bushes I've heard good things about you and require your addictive service who did Eggman hear about team chaotics from you do realize he's fought them before right wait Knuckles chaotics is Canon a who knows also wait if Eggman is locked up how did he send the radio to team chaotics I've got a bad feeling about this I've got a bad feeling about this cliche let go yes sir Roger no Vector sir you're the ones who are playing games with my Army sorry just part of the job that's the Evil Genius Dr hangman Doctor Who charm me you're H in a showing not too late to change your mind why do you think we're here how else are we going to make the rent well you could sell the huge freaking gold chain around your neck also the rent no one else in the Sonic Universe pays R except for team chaotics what's the currency Rings cuz if so you do realize you're collecting them by the buttload as you carry out your missions who's this broad our client's adversary perhaps I'm surprised that Eggman isn't chiming in here here's your next Edition disu yourselves infate into the city goal is to collect [Music] 200 okay a disguise ourselves we never disguise ourselves and B a test of luck what is this Fire Emblem and so Begins the series of B missions that no other team had to go through in order to advance the exact same levels but that team chaotics has to for some reason number one [Music] ships enter the collect 10 ships number two that must be what do we do now Dr eggman's secret weapons must be that ship destroy it before it reaches the canyon I thought we were already at the canyon listen carefully there's a jungle just to the north of here go there immediately uh why literally nothing we do in The Jungle which by the way is called Frank forest for some reason has anything to do with Eggman or metal Sonic other than his robots being there there [Music] are start away spot easily the jungle without being detected by the FRS number three you must protect them from EG protect this is one I can understand a bit more because of the whole chaos data thing but there are hundreds of thousands of chow around the world what's protecting just 10 of them going to do number four now hand over that child nice and easy wait why Eggman specifically and quite explicitly I might add told you to rescue tencha the mission doesn't end at 9ine you have to find tencha why are you asking to take cheese talk about a huge misunderstanding that wasn't a misunderstanding dickweed you literally did nothing to explain yourselves and even if you had you explicitly said now hand over that child nice and easy which is something you say when you're about to mug someone yeah sure made fools out of ourselves talk about it you lost your temper just because Amy thought you wanted to ask her out you were actually really polite and nothing new for you Vector charm B to find Keys open the doors inside the castle find 10 key number five you won't be able to escape from the mysterious Castle as long as the red torches are burning extinguish all of the red torches GH fck this one especially number six take him out quickly this is going to cost you extra cost him extra you were going to do it anyway literally during the first boss you said this is part of the job looks like we in a jam boy that's not what the subtitles say they say you're in Jam which is much more delicious save you Vector literally punch us down the door to the room where Eggman was locked in then what the hell was the point of the last mission where we collected all the keys to open the door what's going on what's up what kidding right he literally did everything he could to blow that for you you knew it was me all along didn't you it's all part of being a good detective were we fooled that easily you were you suck at being a ninja and CH me CH just sucks hold on you guys it's no trick and besides I plan on paying you you'll be rewarded handsomely for helping me as soon as I conquer to the world I will pay you wait what why not just pay them now how else did you manage to finance all these robots in a flying fortress and take this you bat man holy bananas that was dark oh man I can't wait to defeat last evil I think I see the silhouette of the real villain wait you think it's right there there's no way you can miss it then who was it didn't charm me sting Eggman like a million times how is he not dead Charmy or Eggman yes fortunately all the teams finished their Adventures at the same time and we all headed to the same place we interrupt Sonic her to bring you a scene from Independence Day you haven't done that in a while either right wow uh he's still transforming yeah so uh yeah you guys can go check out honest Bam's Channel where we did another collab where we review Shadow the Hedgehog the first game I ever did in everything wrong with parody of wait really yeah dude dude is he still transforming 43 seconds worth of transformation look at all those eggman's robots it's useless Metal Sonic has combined your data with the power of chaos and is super strong wait how does he know was this eggman's plan originally if only we had the seven Chaos Emeralds uh where did she pull that out of never mind I don't want to know why do a six-year-old rabbit a fisherman cat a treasure hunting bat with boobs okay admittedly that one I understand a robot built by Eggman by the way a ninja that has detective skills and a six-year-old bee that should be dead by now all each have a Chaos Emerald yeah if you were smart you got all the emeralds as team Rose also if Omega has the green emerald what the hell was Shadow using during team dark's team blast okay guys we'll buy you some time that way you can use your superpowers what about you Mr ultimate life form you have a super form too okay this has always bothered me why do Amy's eyes flicker on and off I don't even know you guys but I assume you're in right dude they met at the end of Knuckles chaotics so that game is Cannon how should I know damn it we'll show that creep the real super power of teamwork uh breaking the fourth wall also my friends are my power cliche oh hell no are you transforming again oh my God I can't wait to see super taals and Super Knuckles again I haven't seen them since what the is this long son my Sonic I must be for the so purpose of destroying you okay we have the why but we still don't really have the how here we comes you all ready of course we're with you until the end and lles meant that they're still here to this day oh you meant never mind wow dude that was cold man is he invincible oh it's not over yet let's show him what we're made of roll credits uh kind of for this song at least yeah it's no use but why can't I defeat you how come neom Metal Sonic has a deeper voice than Metal Overlord also how did Metal Sonic transform into neometal Sonic that's kind of never explained it's no use but why can't I defeat you huh because we're Sonic Heroes what the hell does that even mean it's just an excuse all credits 12-year-old panty shot you were on a list of some kind man dude would you just Sonic sure has his hands full I guess I'm out of here too I think I'll go hunt for someone else's she never gives up does she and thus we never heard of The Master Emerald ever again well that's not true what about not canon so Shadow and heroes real or Android I don't know great but if he is an Android what did he do after the events of Heroes I don't know rented a bouncy house all right our next adventure awaits us so there's no time to waste yeah we're Sonic Hero roll credits it doesn't count if the credits actually roll oh well then can we send the fact that we have to watch the credits five different times over the course of the game yes yes we can oh you [Music] game look at all those those eggman's robots hey guys charai 5 here and thanks so much for watching my cinnamon 6 parody of everything wrong with Sonic Heroes I originally had another collab in mind but it would have taken way longer to get that one done through scheduling and all that stuff but I did want to collab with my buddy honest bams take it away bigs hey guys thanks a lot for watching the video I want to give a big thank you to char 5 for including me on on this I really do appreciate the opportunity and like he said there is a collaboration of us over on my channel where we review Shadow the Hedgehog and I would love to have you guys is there you all have a great night and take care thanks so much for helping out dude you were great speaking of great you guys should head on over to cinema sense the awesome people that I parody they also host sister channels that cover music videos Brands and other topics if you have the time why not check out the other collab bams and I did an honest opinion of Shadow the Hedgehog you know the one we mentioned throughout the video thanks again and until next time stay safe and stay awesome this is Char 5 signing off

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Keywords: EWW, Sega, Sonic the Hedgehog, CinemaSins, Bad Video Game, Sonic The Hedgehog (Video Game Series), Dr. Eggman, G.U.N., Cinema Sins, Honest Trailer, Screen Junkies, Sonic Adventure 2, Maria Robotnik, Sonic X, Gerald Robotnik, Black Comet, Review, Shadow the Hedgehog Cutscenes, Sonic Heroes, Snic, Knuckles, Tails, Amy, Cream, Big, Shadow, Rouge, Omega, Espio, Vector, Charmy, Comic Dub, Voice Demo, Honest Biggums, Sonic Heroes (Video Game), Sonic Forces, Create Your Own Hero, Custom Character

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Length: 29min 22sec (1762 seconds)

Published: Sat May 13 2017