Everything Wrong With Sonic Adventure in 22 Minutes (feat. Branrich VanIstner)

disclaimer the following is a parody of cinemasins everything wrong with series if you're unfamiliar with their humor I suggest you go watch their content first the intent of this video is for comedy and entertainment purposes only with this in mind you should know that the feelings of the creator of this video towards the game in question will not be accurately reflected here that being said the creator has no intention of offending anyone involved with the game's creation its franchise the game itself or the people who like the game without further ado thank you for watching and we hope you enjoy oh no not the loud music again the SS PD went to the Gotham City police academy of driving ya know your ankle should be shattered so are we all just gonna ignore these huge floating rings around us or okay come on you big drip where you going big drip has to be a porn category I just know it you act like you've never seen one before they became defined Jim of unlimited power that he uses for my plane okay first off I think if you're Sonic's best pal he'd know where your workshop is second [ __ ] I'm the fastest thing of laughs yo train and yo couch and third you have a workshop loser sick burn bruh how do you take something by force the easy way if you have hammer space which I to this day believe it's in your ass why did you have the Chaos Emerald in your hands you idiot I'm working yes yes and of course not you [ __ ] [ __ ] gambling you know for kids I guess egg man's got one of them but the other ones safe where's that other emerald by the way red hammer space well now you know where you should have hidden the other one why you Telegraph your last punch I have no idea what let's just see you take the Chaos Emeralds suddenly Eggman um yes mr. Agarn could you please give us this line it goes ah Eggman we really need you to give it your all for this one got the game chips tomorrow anyway no snuggles what about you what about him what Eggman didn't trick him now I have four lovely emeralds uh chaos Dindin did that sound effect really need to be used twice tails tails considering his heads in the ground wouldn't he be muffled you not who I'm looking for well nose good buddy a mere on earth does it say that man what's with the slow down oh shoot I've lost a knee never really wondered are falling you to begin with so I don't see how that's a bad day theoretically couldn't Sonic ride the beam up to the egg carrier - why doesn't he just do that tails ex machina nope not for another 11 years what's that there's no really so why not just switch back to the other mode wow this thing is really huge that's what she said see even Sonic thinks you're a dumbass dog this makes it harder for us to get to the bridge I to what literally all you said was that it change shape and he acknowledged you yeah no way where was the bird storing that huge thing it's bigger than the flicky is laughter Robotnik dill Marta got so master Robotnik more than what he already has now can you tell suddenly me okay no you totally should be dead is is he supposed to be seen and then sonic fell into the ocean what's with all cartoon sound effects if it isn't funny I'm sorry I just find this one funny to pull out of me except Sega Sonic's even big red button I summon chaos come forth it's time to duel were they really too lazy to create a new environment for this flashback this leads me to believe that Sonic and Tails met in the mystic ruins the servers are the seven Chaos Emeralds hello there friend how are you hello being from outside my tribe and race how do you do the servers are the seven chaos chaos is power the power enriched by the heart the controller is the one that unifies the chaos but the number seven is the same as the number of emeralds there are animals so why are you telling him all that suddenly you look shocked the time has come at last this new plane should work a lot better I've ironed out most of the problems so here coz but you've never tested the plane before right because you needed a power supply you didn't have right so how do you know this will work okay I wonder what happened to Sonic are you just humping the egg-o-matic well that was anticlimactic so if that man was going to nuke station square anyway why wasn't that plan a changed a lot since I started painting the sonic tails this is not the time to have an epiphany you fool away before I make mincemeat out of you ho holy bananas Eggman got a lot more intimidating all of a sudden Oh No yeah someone took a huge bite out of it it is for the good of all our people I just notice that pac-man over here as I browse hey it's dr. Eggman what you got there I don't know but it's shiny oh this isn't what you're after you're right that's okay though I can use you as a guinea pig to test it wait you heard me said right you realize he's up to no good right chaos it's that creature again he was there when the Master Emerald shattered I'm sure of it yeah we were there when it happened looking for no need to think out loud no no no to hold on that it went straight through him and wait you said eight members right before even making sure he had the Emerald in the first place you hadn't even seen he had anything in his hand did you let him trick you again no he wasn't plus I don't think you're supposed to answer like you weren't - did you let him trick you again good god do I have to fight this thing again ah geez so are you saying you can't leave this place I understand let me talk to my father again oh yeah cuz it works so well last time well where do you come from I'm back in front of the altar this is beginning to blow my mind Oh your voice totally reflects it its egg man's Flying Fortress ah that's probably how knuckles avoids being bored the Master Emerald is also a TV also Master Emerald TV ex machina now we'll see who so easily tricked but still you dude that's missing piece all right now knuckles I'll probably be on this floating island forever guarding the Master Emerald again until Sonic Heroes where everyone just kind of stops caring whoa whoa whoa hold up your definition of the good old days getting kidnapped and getting chased by Metal Sonic he sure as hell isn't being chased by Sonic nobody there's no goddamn way that zero didn't see Amy walk into the burger shop my zero breaking ball yeah I think we can't run as fast as you that's the point now now calm down Amy that bird looks dead it couldn't possibly be any calmer did a robot seriously just ask why not don't question it just blow her up Ami's small enough to fit through those bars right you are clearly for something you know nothing about take that Disney Princesses roasting doing feelings cannot be programmed you stupid [ __ ] she what was that I wonder if I'm dreaming must be daydreaming cuz how else did you get from the hot shelter to here ever really in danger he didn't save you from anything he created me I don't really have a choice yeah I mean if you see how big it was he says are you what are you telling me you never notice the big ass pendant around the birds neck oh so who took this photo from the egg carrier wait how do you know that for all we know the bird could have been flying away after its family was captured and never been on the egg carrier until zero captured you we're terrible people yeah okay also twelve-year-old panty shot who the hell right seats oh god here we go okay stop why the hell did big have a Chaos Emerald what I can't hear you Polliwog help me Holly walked out get a new pet please don't make us fish with a bastard again well that's creepy okay seriously why wouldn't you show the spinner goes how else is it explained that he knows the Chan in Adventure 2 does he just happen to know the chant without anyone passing it down more so why is to call showing big anything it's not like he matters to the plot at all aside from froggie having a Chaos Emerald and that's just an inconvenience the tuck that happens now there's no point to my rescue a new one could say that there was no point either way voila this boss fight is so easy it makes one wonder what the [ __ ] point was you can't possibly tell me that bigs going to Biggs flying the tornado no I give up no come on Chari come back considering how froggy is not running away anymore makes you wonder why he ran away in the first place yeah maybe just conforming hey you're back already yeah big story's done anyway whoa Eggman personal space you're not as advanced as beta is what you'll do why shouldn't the second machine in the series be technically more advanced than his predecessor Oh Eggman is a dick to gamma what the hell is this music and why don't we ever hear it again you really at carrier who you are here today wait these are the other a 100 series robots right when did Eggman make them if he just finished making Gama who is allegedly the second in the series still better than most songs on the radios these days Oh sick bro fine one of them who the rest of the Echidna tribe chemists like twice their size the hell it kind of looks like to call has a crush on gamma or something it seems as hard as closed off to us all again why show this to Gama it's not like it matters he's a goddamn robot to me than what the hell was all that belittling me in the beginning how would you have a chow way in a prison cell she would but the sensor wouldn't allow it whoa we won from Sonic Adventure to Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Amy well this is kind of going against Sonic Tails and Amy's stories and reality game was probably malfunction due to getting the [ __ ] beaten out of him by Sonic okay now Amy's just being a dick to gamma he was the one who what you had in the first place plus she kind of makes it sound like she gets captured a lot the first and only other time I remember that happening is in Sonic CD that's not like these series friends must say by blowing them up rescue mission accomplished look I know by rescue he means saving the animals inside not necessarily the robots themselves but they blow up how does the animal inside survive after that god damn look at that blast radius Jesus look at the tornado how did big survive anyway the Master Emerald is where it belongs but angel island is still falling doesn't make any sense amazing those chaos that I brought back with me have something to do with what's happening I'll take them to Sonic for his advice because Sonic's apparently the wisest character even though you're the guardian of the Master Emerald Eggman what the hell is he doing here chaos clearly attacked him of the mystic ruins forest he did find the tornado two tails chaos has a fearsome beast what exactly changed he was chaos zero again wasn't he you beat him with six Chaos Emeralds without any of them he shouldn't have been a problem you know this would actually be a serious scene if you know they were actually hurting them as opposed to just running past them good thing you're okay you just sorta conked out there what the hell does that mean you told me that that entire time sonic was just standing there cross-eyed what wait so you knew this would happen after that explosion yeah no you should be dead how do you know her name his heart will still remain in turmoil and his anger just moved vanish we'll just be trapped this is the most eloquent sonic has ever been stop it chaos only used the negative power of the Emerald oh of course he did good always beat the demon doesn't it where are all these people you can't tell me no one died when chaos destroyed Station Square yeah no kidding the citizens of the city are faster than sonic himself chaos has changed again this time for the better yeah super sonic must have neutralized it so it's rise again super sonic just a separate entity than Sonic all's well that ends well right do you not see the [ __ ] town my mother froggen hey guys sure are five here and thanks so much for watching my cinnamon sticks parody of everything wrong with Sonic Adventure I know you guys have wanted to see this one for a while now but I hadn't had the time to meet up with my friend who's been like a brother to me grin rich bun Easter who actually want to hop on board with me for this one so that's why this one took quite a while to plan out take it away bro thanks man I'd like to restate what char I 5 said thanks for watching we had a lot of fun doing this one given that Sonic Adventure is one of those games from our childhood can't tell you how many hours I sunk into it as a kid if you're interested feel free to check out my channel I do animation on and off if you can't get enough of my voice feel free to check out the dramatic reading I'm doing with several other VA s on YouTube it's called waking nightmares you see the Box gonna be Doo mad thanks so much helping out dude you were great speaking of great you guys should head on over to cinema since the awesome people that I parody they host sister channels that cover brands music and other topics he actually recently just did the original Star Wars trilogy force awakens hearty are you anyway you looking forward to that actually yes I am actually anyway you got some more time why not check out everything wrong with Sonic Adventure 2 thanks again bro for helping me out with this one and thanks again guys for watching and until next time stay safe and stay awesome this is char I 5 signing off the SS PD went to be got the watt the SS SPD went to the Gotham's sensual the Central Station Square Police Department I'm high

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Views: 1,286,644

Keywords: Sonic Adventure (Video Game), Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles Tails Prower, Tails the Fox, Knuckles the Echidna, Amy Rose, Big the Cat, E-102 Gamma, Gamma, Dr. Eggman, Tikal, Chaos, SEGA, EWW, Super Sonic, Review, Dreamcast (Video Game Platform), GameCube (Video Game Platform), Chaos Emeralds, Parody, Pastiche, Satire, Fandub, Sonic the Hedgehog Movie, Sonic Adventure Remake, Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, Chao, Sonic Adventure DX, Sonic DX, Shadow the Hedgehog, Rouge the Bat

Id: 15x2Cygq5PE

Length: 24min 43sec (1483 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 13 2015