Everything Wrong With Iron Man 3 According To Our Viewers

so I take it the rights to limp Biskit Snooki were too expensive and they're already predicting their sin tally in case you confused it with Berne Idaho mullets were not in style in 1999 Jon Favreau's at a New Year's party but isn't picking up beautiful babies Tony is a dick to nerds so this is basically the same research that Oscorp did in the amazing spider-man happy is addicted genetically engineered super plants giant holes on Tony's arm after the injection and a miracle cloth wipes them away so basically Tony built a bunch of suits that can come to him as shown in the final battle scenes so what's the point in building the mark 42 and he could just call up a suit from one of the other 40 he wanted a suit that came to him specifically in pieces seriously iron patriot not sure if iron Captain America or American Iron Man Joan Rivers Tony and Colonel Rhodes discuss important classified information in a bar one of Paltrow happies too stupid to know how to flip an iPad Tony's security guard doesn't know how to use an iPad but can research everything on the evil guy in less than five minutes of finding out about it when we suggests the iPhone could take a distinguishable image of a license plate from the entrance to the parking lot while the car is moving a shame black movie set at Christmas how original one a dick Tony Stark manages to change the phone in front of him to a significantly better phone just by being in its presence when tony is sending a holiday greeting to the Mandarin eeeh sunglasses on but then in the next shot from behind he doesn't have any glasses on then they reappear in the next shot he takes them off vertical video and I'm just saying you're a terrible extra good mic placement dude haha this guy only brought a pen and a pad Tony Stark is addictive phones cars pointed one way when he gets in then leaves in the other direction mm-hmm what are you doing huh what's that over there boobs tony is able to make an exact copy of a crime scene that was not completely photographed or sketched for an international superhero and weapons supplier Tony Stark seemed suspiciously lacking in the security department I don't remember what I had for breakfast gluten Tony Stark eats gluten free waffles yes Tony great idea tell the bad guy exactly where you live so he can come after you actually after being the Iron Man for so long shouldn't the bad guy already know where he lives nobody watches the US airspace for a living notices these suspicious unauthorized helicopters armed with explosives making a dangerous beeline straight for Iron Man's house the force of the explosion would definitely kill Tony when he hit the [ __ ] concrete wall man if only there was some kind of protocol to activate all the other Iron Man suits to spring into action where the hell is shield Tony Stark was underwater way longer than humanly possible Jarvis uses Apple maps child character represents the intended age demographic which Athens stands leave no need to be a [ __ ] you better Tony is a dick to kids Tony gives a dangerous weapon to a little kid my boss is working for the Mandarin former lover turns out to be working for the bad guy cliche dora the explorer' watch the only enemy that actually threatens to defeat Tony Stark is panic attacks discount Halle Berry no one in this whole town recognizes the most famous man in the world how the hell did Killian soldiers find Stark in the middle of nowhere while the extremis soldiers can heat up metal to new year liquid states their clothing remains completely unaffected ha I see Tony Stark went to the previous school of running away from things not even a half hour of screen time and he's already better than Carl Grimes turning paper upside down and it means something else cliche last time I went missing if I remember correctly you came looking for me no that was the other roadie discount Brian Austin Green this tattoo villain kidnaps the heroes girl cliche the time it takes for Tony's bulb grenade to blow up down the hallway is significantly longer than the one he drops in the fountain now the gloves on his right hand the electric glove is made for his left hand as shown here Ben Kingsley isn't Gandhi in this scene my name is Trevor surprise except it's stupid if Trevor is an actor how come none of the members from his previous productions he worked on or any of the acting guilds he was affiliated with can recognize him we rule from behind the scenes I see Killian went to the Miranda Tate School of explaining one's entire plan to the one person that could foil it before actually killing them there's nothing in either of Killians hands but when he goes to shoot Maya that gun appears when he raises his arm in the following shots when he leaves the gun is gone again at one point in the movie aldrich killian spits fire out of his mouth completely destroying a staircase however in the final fight he never uses it once even though it seems to be one of the most powerful things he can do windows on Air Force One are bulletproof when Tony is in captivity and calls for his mark 42 suit the suit tries frantically to escape from the garage in Tennessee once it finally escapes it only takes a few minutes for the suit to then reach him meaning it must have been flying at something like 23,000 miles per hour yet when Tony is saving the people falling from Air Force One he barely has the speed to reach all of them in time Tony Stark's car changes places during cuts chunky monkey chunky monkey that's offensive to large people falling from the sky honestly now they're traumatized and offended what are they screaming about they're getting free skydiving at ain't cheap dramatic slow-motion shot of people falling into the water cliche the Iron Man suit gets broken and smashed to pieces by a truck it doesn't matter if Tony's in it or not in the first movie the suit could take a direct hit from a tank shell and Tony shrugged it off like it was nothing now a freaking truck can destroy it at that time the house party protocols house party protocol features neither kids nor play yeah that seems like protocol leave the president chained up in a fully working Iron Man suit and a place where you can easily escape the amount of Iron Man suits is too damn high badass gigantic suit making a an awesome entrance wrecks everything in its path and then used to support the tower seriously oh yeah that's awesome give me a suit okay oh I'm sorry they're they're only coated to me yeah and pepper and Killian Iron Man suits are racist seriously where are the Avengers even if Stark didn't call them for help you think Nick Fury or Captain America himself would maybe have stepped in when the President of the United States gets kidnapped by a ornery fire-breathing terrorists when the president is wearing the iron Patriot armor at the end he's trapped and can't do crap and yet when Rhodey puts it on it becomes functional why are the Iron Man suits one-size-fits-all no matter who put it on throughout the whole movie it seems to fit Bond villain thought dead but not really dead cliche Killians not fighting in his own Ironman suit in the climax damn missed the trifecta shocking Gwyneth Paltrow survived scene not really all that shocking before being captured pepper decided to pick out a bra that was 100% fire and extremists proof maybe she bought it at the same place Bruce Banner picks up his shorts pepper rips off a suits arm and then uses the repulsor without a power source at the end of the movie pepper can instantly shoot the hand blaster from the Iron Man suit with no experience at all damn it did Gwyneth Paltrow just saved the [ __ ] day scene does not include a thermonuclear lapdance stockholders Jarvis to blow up all the suits and then taps his ears though he had an earpiece even though he has nothing in his ear but Jarvis still heard him the clean slate protocol the clean slate protocol that you can save the girlfriend or this important political character but not both once movie would be a Dark Knight ripoff if it wasn't already ripping off the Incredibles so the armors all have fireworks in them why didn't the suit on Pepper's arm explode shouldn't I mean the Eagle armor should be destroyed too and the tower should be falling down on them police take Trevor into custody instead of Shane black Tony gets the shrapnel out of his chest now he just has to worry about living his life with the gaping hole where his sternum used to be yeah it's totally cool to just hurl your leftover machinery into the ocean Tony is a dick to the environment Iron Man films still yet to talk about Tony's alcoholism Tony is driving an Audi r8 e-tron which is an electric car electric cars do not make that noise no ac/dc in an Iron Man film way to rip off the Nolan Batman trilogy with the title of the movie showing up at the end especially since Iron Man 1 & 2 didn't do this the movie says oh you stay for the end credits scene that's 20 minutes what are you gonna do to me you'll see your zip tied to a bed you sir truly are mr. incredible you know I was right to idolize you I always knew you were tough but tricking the probe by hiding out of the bones of another super Oh You Know Who I am you don't know where I am I don't know who you are I don't know what you want level position has just been vacated so which of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team

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Length: 9min 12sec (552 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 08 2013