Everything Wrong With Aladdin (1992)

[Music] even back in the mid-90s Disney's logo was sucking its own spire oh I come from a land from a faraway place narration that his son what fresh hell is this yes every Disney movie from your childhood was much more sexual than you remember evidenced here by this lyric clearly talking about all the wonderful ways in Arabian night can be hotter than hot if this all leads to HBO picking up an option on game of lamps I'm totally in casual animal abuse you oddly Jesus even hand-drawn movies feel compelled to make tardy and as part of their dialogue even when it serves zero narrative purpose the cave awful one funny story Cave of Wonders was actually my nickname for my college girl if you wanna make it hard for posers and non worthy fools to enter Weiss found out all rules like this for anyone nearby to hear why clarify the why of why you deny this once like I struck a parrot with human teeth bread was about to ask the same question dog can we talk about this laundry line for a second wouldn't you need some sort of pulley system to get the clothes out there instead of a single peg did they just climb all the way out there to hang their clothes you're only in trouble if you get caught and sometimes not even then just ask Alex Rodriguez this guy is literally swinging a kill sword a bread thief I know they chopped off thieves hands here now but straight-up murder does he do he [ __ ] his dad and he never realized before how easy it is to accidentally cut someone in half except she hasn't hey Anakin Skywalker didn't have parents either and look how he turned out gotta eat to live gotta still to eat stealing this man is clearly lying between the nails so the joke kind of misses the point kappa chattering all the Back to the Future movies had come out by this point but this film still wants to act like having the villains land and poop is neat fun new edgy you're hilarious it's none of those things it's honestly one of my least favorite things about the Back to the Future movies how was it the Fabrizio here isn't gonna that men fall from the sky into his livelihood he should literally give it about this here oh I'm taken flawed hero does a random act of kindness so we know he or she has a heart of gold and our being a good example for their monkey cliche on his way to the palace glad these Rando crowds positioners just have to be saying their thoughts out loud but how would we ever know what was going on I'm not sending his sandals I'm sinning that he can't make up his mind on appropriate Footwear why is Raja holding a piece of the heart undies fabric here when the pants he took a chunk out of we're obviously purple unless that's a piece of fabric from a different section of the underwear in which case I have a lot of questions jasmine has been a prisoner in a castle with only animal friends her entire life and has three more days of slight independence before being forced to marry a man and continue to lose her identity that's dark if I do marry I want it to be for love this feels like a conversation you'd have had way before three days until the deadline Raja this movie is way too Kinkaid all about a tame king tiger the most trained tigers alive in modern society still nearly killed secret or roy or whoever I can't remember which one point is Tigers Jafar my most trusted advisor Dick Cheney [Music] hello after being hypnotized I see a red eyed zombie and if you can do this to people as powerful as the Sultan why do you need Genie powers you were already in charge of an entire country I love how she put on sackcloth but left on the ginormous gold earrings even Mariah Carey would be embarrassed to wear Jasmine takes an apple from the fender gives it to a little kid and walks away look I know she grew up sheltered in the palace but she for sure knows that the market isn't free Aladdin grabs the sword hands it to Jasmine who hides it behind her back but as they walk away it's completely missing honestly there are so many animation continuity errors in this thing let's just throw on an extra 20 sins and move on have the gods extend him an invitation but you merely saw his image in a king hourglass how the guards know who to look for this is some nuclear level yada yada hey man the director said let's have the monkey end up with two apples even though he had three just a minute ago and eight to begin with because then people will be so confused they won't know if he's an [ __ ] or not did you trust me what do you trust me why the would she dude jasmine somehow neither sees nor hears this despite being within a few feet of it death by big painting this it's dark man you forgot about it because Robin Williams shows up and everything gets hilarious for a while but it's nearly as dark as the dark parts of Hunchback I'd remove all the sins right here if instead of comforting Jasmine Toronto just bitter in half like a regular tiger would I know we're going for a dour mood setting establishing shot here but panning down over the change I am shocked they built a prison cell with this highest ceiling and mostly this is just a chain storage facility since all these rafter chains are doing nothing but harmlessly dangling why did you far have to cosplay and sell Adhan on the cave quest via this fake old prisoner gun why not just tell him you'll reduce his sentence if he does it then be too far when you ask or just zap it with the snake staff and mind-control him wait didn't the cat say earlier that so why is a boo able to waltz in there too before you claim that it's because he's an animal there are a couple problems with that monkey business first he certainly counts when he sets off a booby trap by touching the loot and second if animals didn't matter why couldn't you Favre just sin and yaw go in the first place and let him swoop in and grab the lamp oh it's kind of a little [ __ ] this is a golden chicken this is a golden Stay Puft Marshmallow Man peeking out from behind a cauldron just FYI do you think he knows where he's or she no one will be seated during the house' big is this goddamn cave anyway portion of the movie good thing they spent 60 seconds by friending the ex machina carpet before they came in here huh let's just say that for this section a luck dragon started a coincidence cherub in a threesome with an advantage angel and this scene is their baby giving you the finger honestly with a boulder this big I'm calling bullsh bun carpet wriggling free with its own strength now no whoever he was he's long gone with that lamp oh come on you can cartoon physics the silly stuff of the important plot points to a boo really has somewhere to store a lamp that big yeah and monkeys might fly out of my butt and then have lamps fly out of their butts ten thousand years will give you a such a crick in the neck for you very much even in 1992 the Ed Sullivan Show reference probably missed its audience by about 30 years what's next at Groucho Marx reference from the dead setting aside that all three of these rules are very plot convenient no never mind send that but also what do you mean you don't like doing it doesn't that mean that you've done it even though you just said it was a rule that you couldn't do it there's a difference between not wanting to do something and not being allowed to and if I learned anything from Fifty Shades of Grey that difference must be negotiated during this contract phase you don't though just use the snake staff and hypnotize him or her or both of them honestly don't understand you far at all he's like Leonardo DiCaprio on a mile-long yacht lying on a bed of cash surrounded by naked models getting a [ __ ] from the literal hand of God looking up into the sky and saying something that's missing in my life I love the way a foul little mind would hey we'll handle the obvious puns around here mister you win although the princess to marry me hold up serious in question time right a good you fart do this instead of just mind controlling Jasmine herself she also oh that's racist now try your best to stay calm brush up yes Sunday so long literally everyone is taken in him by this [ __ ] song and dance and ultimately Aladdin didn't need a genie he just needed a Broadway production then come and meet this may be just employed the use of the word coterie and I'm almost ready to take a sin off for not dumbing down its lyrics but then again I did have to do research on what it meant so here's a sin for you and another five for your spectacular coterie to share amongst each other wait what I'm an excellent judge of character excellent nah remember the knot joke that was super 90s we should bring it back I'm serious you remind me of someone I met in the marketplace I've never understood why Aladdin doesn't come clean here it's obvious they hit it off before and he doesn't need her to think he's a prince to marry her he actually is a prince the movie makes it seem like he thinks he needs to impress her but doesn't he already have plenty of evidence to the contrary you trust me the Latin suit is clearly a full sleeve and secured at the wrists when he reaches for jasmine his arms bare little-known trivia this is because it's not actually Aladdin's arm this shot was a pickup and it's the arm of a stagehand named Kevin who stood in for the day he was wearing a Metallica tank top but the producers didn't want to pony up to fix it digitally this is so dangerous this magic carpet is turning this cloud into the poop emoji and now you will never be able to unsee it you are welcome that being said I love the a whole new world sequence and it gave me chills even while I was watching it for sin purposes two cents off what's worse this movie's obsession with apples or Aladdin's constant use of his King elbow as an Apple delivery device this flower is clearly on Jasmine's left in the real world and in the water considering that this is the second time this movie has forgotten how to mirror correctly I'm adding five sins in the hopes it will cause the movie to take some time to reflect I sometimes dress as a commoner um to escape the pressures of Palace life so he steals food all the time and lies more than an American politician are we sure this guy's the hero wow that's definitely murder the only reason it's not is because Jeannie saved his life but these guys don't know that's gonna happen I told you that it was darker than you remembered coincidental rubbing is a bad screenwriting technique but it would make an excellent name for a massage parlor I can't help you unless you make a wish except you did earlier and sure maybe he was tricking you then but still you did it so you could do it now and really the fact that you manufacture a wish to do it might be more of an [ __ ] new Jafar spot in the lamp right now is just lazy writing what if they find out I'm not really a prince sorry if I'm repeating myself here Who am I kidding I'm not sorry but you are really the wish wasn't to look like a prince it was to be a prince you aren't a fraud you took a shortcut that's just working smarter not harder I can't wish you free Aladdin has another wish before needing to free the genie damn you writers for driving a wish shape wedge between the best buds just to build tension he never used that second wish genie just made an assumption then you will cower before all the mind-controlling magic you were doing earlier I thought you already were a sorcerer let's go none of you should have any clue what direction to go to get there though just FYI on these need to see you reduce to this jasmine is there a way that we could really emphasize that too far is an [ __ ] you can have him literally put Jasmine in Chains what if you also spit on her hmm we're close what if he did it all about eating an apple Daryl you're a genius now improve secant seems necessary hot damn this guy is the most observant guy ever how many times do I have to kill you um want which you never even personally attempted even though you've had plenty of opportunities get points like here for instance instead of creating a barrier with these swords maybe just impale him with them you could have even used the same pun well no problem you still got one wish left just say the word and you're a prince again dammit movie he's not just the con artist formerly known as a prince he's still a prince wish away why did it get reversed two wishes have expiration dates he has two wishes Aladdin was unconscious when genie decided to save him this is bull okay so genie is free now but you still got powers right he's still doing a bunch of magic can he just help Aladdin as a favor instead of it having to be a wish on this Dave Hoff the princess shall marry whoever she deems worthy well that was easy too bad he couldn't have done that back in the beginning of the movie then Aladdin could have just used his wishes on something more important like infinite genies hell no it will give 110 percent [Music] sometimes you feel so you're just all right Sparky here's the deal what is your position on breast implants maniacal laugh I choose you Aladdin you choo choo choose me

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Id: 6kZjc3UAmog

Length: 12min 33sec (753 seconds)

Published: Thu May 16 2019