Everyone is Hungover | Parks and Recreation

leslie i'm here we have to go hire a new pr director for the health department oh my god i'm so hungover i've never been this hungover i feel great i ran 5k this morning really no i threw up in the shower top of the morning everyone i brought some burgers and fries eat up the protein soaks up the sugar first you take the cow to the killing floor well i am out of questions thank you we will let you know then our heads will explode and we will die oh god oh i cannot believe that fight i had with ann look i'm sure you guys can work it out i owe her like a million apologies i think i owe you one too i'm sorry for what i don't know are you okay no i'm sad say thanks chum i got those papers delivered for you whatever posthaste the doctor says it's probably not serious but it might be oh kyle please stop talking why isn't it bert macklin what are you doing here and who's this sorry charlie i'm janet snakehole i demand answers and i want them now please i love you no offense but burm macklin died last night after the tenth shot of snake juice okay sorry ms snakehole you think i'd let you get away that easily bert macklin may be dead but i'm his brother kip hackman why wouldn't you have his same last name shut up kyle i know you boosted those paintings maybe it was me but i'll never tell you where they are and you'll never have my body either um sorry to hear the news tom i'm gonna miss you around the club hey you own chairs too why didn't chris make you so cause chris doesn't know you know what snitches get stitches donna come on don't i'm a natural money maker i got into government for the connections this was supposed to be the thing that led to the other thing it's like when vin did boiler room that's what led to him being triple x and doing furious yeah no listen i don't like all this negativity man why don't you turn that frizz down upside dizzity huh this sucks man you're wearing snow pants i got home last night and i thought i might go sledding can i come in yeah if you're quiet okay uh leslie doesn't know i'm here oh god so high school i can't believe that leslie and i got drunk in a bar and fought about boys we're so much better than that i just keep having flashes of things that we said to each other and she's so important to me i acted like such a dick i know she feels awful i mean technically we all do yeah what the hell is in snakejuice demerol all i know is leslie's always talking about how lucky she is to have you as a friend and i just why did you know that you're nice i can see why she likes you when did she likes me god this is so high school just rent a limo ask her to the prom i'm sure she'll say yes all right let's so let me get this straight tom tries to get off the government teat and we punish him that doesn't make any sense to me i'm sorry rules are rules i wish there was something we could do ben is there something we can do damn it ben's not here tom's not scamming anyone he's not savvy enough to manipulate the system like that he's just a kid chasing a goofy dream i'm sorry my hands are tied jan cooper was a terrible wife i just want everybody to know that thank you dennis but we can't give you your job back you sound just like her that was unpleasant yeah all right who's next you came yeah i had some encouragement your sweater's on inside out and backwards it's been a tough morning lots of regret and shame should be the official slogan for snakejuice uh well uh this committee would like to ask if you are the kind of candidate who could forgive someone after they behaved like a complete jackass this candidate could especially because this candidate also behaved like a total jackass please don't worry about it the committee totally understands also i can talk about my qualifications for this position but first i am gonna go throw up in a wastebasket would you mind if i joined you not at all shall we so you

Channel: Parks and Recreation

Views: 1,308,044

Keywords: Entertainment, TV Series, Celebrities, Comedy, Funny, Hilarious, Comedian, NBC Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation, parks rec, Amy Poehler, Aziz Ansari, Nick Offerman, Rashida Jones, Leslie Knope, Ron Swanson, tv mockumentary, Outstanding Comedy Series, Paul Schneider, Aubrey Plaza, Chris Pratt, Rob Lowe, Adam Scott, Greg Daniels, comedy thursday, Best Series, parks and rec snakejuice, parks and rec drinking, parks and rec hungover

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Length: 5min 58sec (358 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 02 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/orangetheorynewbie]

Hmm, the majority of it seems like the usual cut to me. I’m struggling to remember if the part where Leslie crosses out Jan on the poster was an extra bit. Otherwise, it seems normal to me.