Ron Swanson Gets Food Poisoning | Parks and Recreation

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-What a gorgeous, herbaceous medley. -There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats. -Salad is traditionally the first course at a wedding. -Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit? -I'm in charge of food for the wedding. So I brought in Pawnee's three best caterers and a panel of experts. Chris loves vegetables, Ron loves meat, and Tom considers himself a foodie, which apparently means taking Instagrams of food instead of eating it. Okay, so I liked number one, Chris liked number two, and Ron liked number three. Tom, what about you? -Caterer number one's presentation was simple, yet exhausting. Number two's was subtle and provocative like a coy Dutch woman guarding a dark secret. -Nothing you're saying is helpful. -But number three's told a story, a story from a book I wouldn't read, but I would watch the movie of. -That's nonsense. You know what? I'm gonna go with the first place. I really love that appetizer. -Oh, the mini calzone? -I wouldn't call it that. It was more like a savory pastry. A delicious little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation. -It was a calzone. -It was literally just a small calzone. -Chris? I'm dying. -I was dying earlier today and then I died. Now I'm dead. I had to cancel a date with Shauna Malwae-Tweep and I really like her. Do you think she'll still like me now that I'm dead? -What is this? -It's food poisoning. I have it, too. I did not sleep for one second last night. And I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl. -Oh, God. Don't say that. -Has anybody talked to Tom? I can't even imagine what that tiny little man must be feeling like. -I have voided more than Tom's body weight in the last 12 hours alone. He might've just disappeared off the earth. -We need to call him. We must reach out to him. I can't do it. -[ Groans ] Ben. Extension 7820. [ Dialing ] -[ Humming ] Oh, whoa. Smells like some vomit took a dump in here. What happened? -We got food poisoning, Tom. -Ew. -How do you not have food poisoning? -Because he didn't eat anything. He just took pictures and talked about the wow factor. -Not true, I ate everything you did. -Are you sure? Is there anything that you didn't eat? -Oh, yeah. I didn't eat those stupid mini calzones. Haverford rule number six, never eat anything with a sauce I have to dip myself. Drizzle it on for me. I'm not your maid. -The calzones betrayed me? Never again, guys. As God is my witness, they are dead to me. -All right, well, Tommy feels great and I'm about to go eat some lasagna. Peace! -[ Burps ]
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Channel: Parks and Recreation
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Length: 3min 28sec (208 seconds)
Published: Thu Apr 23 2020
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