Ben Wyatt Is Calzone Boy - Parks and Recreation

and seal the edges by crimping with a fork crab then what's up Chris come on in man I already did so why are you Ben how you doing how are you great actually I'm just learning how to make a collar so Anza or as you Americans like to say calzones do you want one no I find calzone a fatty and unnecessary so you've hit a bit of a rough patch and I care about you so I just want to make sure that you're doing okay Chris honestly I'm great I'm just exploring whatever fun activity pops into my brain so we're ordering them a total of 30 pizzas so let's talk topping sausage onion and peppers scientifically proven to be the best toppings nice should we throw in some salads for a healthy option Wow don't be such a Jerry Ben yeah Ben these guys are cops not ballerinas so we are throwing a little shindig for the police department because we're asking them to volunteer a security during the harvest festival I don't know what it is about big outdoor gatherings that makes everyone want a urinate all over everything but it does and they do okay how about some calzones calzones are like pizzas but they're harder to eat they're dumb and so was that idea seriously this is embarrassing for you chief temple hey nope you know Ben Wyatt from the state budget office yeah how's it going hello thanks for the party good PJ great so yeah pizza's dynamite isn't it you said it was good pizza good pizzas good do you uh you know what I like calzones that was wrong with this guy sorry we'll check in with you later take it easy yeah great some I'll talk over there okay oh what a gorgeous herbaceous mentaly there's been a mistake you've accidentally given me the food that my food eats salad is traditionally the first course at a wedding is a gerbil marrying a rabbit I'm in charge of food for the wedding so I brought in pawnees three best caterers and a panel of experts chris loves vegetables Ron loves meat and Tom considers himself a foodie which apparently means taking instagrams of food instead of eating it okay so I liked number one Chris liked number two and wrong liked number three Tom what about you caterer number ones presentation was simple yet exhausting number two's was subtle and provocative like a coy dutch woman guarding a dark secret nothing you're saying is helpful but number three's told a story a story from a book I wouldn't read but I would watch the movie of that's nonsense you know what I'm gonna go with the first place I really love that appetizer oh the mini calzone I wouldn't call it that it was more like a savory pastry delicate little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce cheese and seasoned meat just a stunning culinary innovation it was a calzone it was literally just a small calzone so been white canzoni glad you asked Chris you know there's fast food hamburgers there's fast food Mexican there's fast food Chinese blah blah blah you ever wondered why there isn't a fast food option for Italian food what about Pizza Pizza never heard of it that's what people will be saying in 20 years because Pizza is old news crisp pizza is your grandfather's calzone I never thought of it that way what I'm talking about is a portable delicious meal that is its own container it's a whole new spin on Italian fast casual dining amazing now you of all people like this I'm gonna use low-fat ingredients game-changer and I will call my new Italians casual eatery the low-cal calzone zone that idea is literally the greatest idea I have ever heard in my life that idea is terrible excuse me chief sorry to interrupt hey it calzone boy what's up well here's hoping that that nickname doesn't stick right but that's not why I'm here Chris I'm dying I was dying earlier today and then I died no I'm dead I had to cancel a date with shauna malwae-tweep I really like her do you think just like me dead what is this it's food poisoning I have it too I did not sleep for one second last night and I cracked the bottom of the toilet oh god don't say that it's hard to talk I can't even imagine what that tiny little man must be feeling I have voided more than Tom's body weighs in the last 12 hours alone he might have just disappeared off the earth we need to call him must reach out to him I can't do it Ben extension 78 20 whoa it smells like some vomit took a dump in here what happened we got food poisoning Tom how do you not have food poisoning because you didn't eat anything just take pictures and talked about the wow factor not true I hate everything you did are you sure is there anything that you didn't oh yeah I didn't eat those stupid mini calzones have a food rule number six never eat anything with the sauce have to dip myself drizzle it on for me I'm not your maid calzones betrayed me never again guys as God is my witness they're dead to me alright well Tommy feels great and I'm about to go eat some lasagna please hey sorry about the whole mess crisis has been averted so let's go talk to the chief oh I already talked to him they'll give us the others we need no problem Greg what a relief yeah hey are you hungry I haven't eaten you know yeah there's a really great calzone place over an idiot Ville oh really down on terrible idea Avenue okay that's weird cuz I thought it was on beating a dead horse boulevard calzones are pointless they're just pizza that's harder to eat no one likes them good day sir that's okay you know I'm just kidding let's go oh okay the iOW does not mess around which normally is why I love them but now I'm on the other side oh my god Ben I gave them $100 in their annual pledge do you know how many anti me signs that goodbye you just don't do the pie contest obviously then we're just back where we started then it just seems like I'm saying I'm better than the women who bake what should we do should we get a divorce well how about this what if I register for the contest I bake the pie I act as my own wife oh that could work we sidestep the controversy we refocus the campaign on to the actual candidate and then we flip the antiquated tradition right on its head exactly importantly we change the idea of what a pie is I feel like that's not more important but I like the energy that we have so let's hear it okay picture this crust on the bottom filling crust on top what am i describing a pie no but you're in the right zone Oh calzone sure pies are just sweet calzones honey and I'm good at making calzones you're amazing I can win this thing of course you can baby get in there and start baking talk about the ha way to the calzone zone did you hear back from Elise oh yeah we're good the iOW is not gonna protest us how's your pie I don't know I didn't make a pie okay how is your dessert calzone it's ready question is are they all right our next contestant is candidate Ben Wyatt's wife Leslie let's see what mrs. Wyatt has baked up for us shall we it's actually MS Knope and actually right now it's mr. Wyatt Leslie has her own busy life and I happen to be an excellent pie maker so we figured we'd switch it up a bit now pack your suitcases because we're going to a little town called a Napoli creamy from what from the tyranny of women I just throw you a pizza party to say congrats for cracking the case oh my god you guys this is what we got here wait a second that's not pizza those are calzones I did safe to say I made the right [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Parks and Recreation

Views: 1,898,968

Keywords: Parks And Rec, Parks and Recreation, Pawnee, NBC, Leslie Knope, Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones, Ann Perkins, Paul Schneider, Mark Brendanawicz, Aziz Ansari, Tom Haverford, Nick Offerman, Ron Swanson, Aubrey Plaza, April Ludgate, Chris Pratt, Andy Dwyer, Ben Wyatt, Retta, Jerry Gergich, Donna Meagle, Official Channel, adam scott, jim o'heir, Ben Wyatt Best Moments, Ben Wyatt Calzones, Calzone Zone, Parks and Recreation Compilation, Parks and Recreation Calzones

Id: IIDiDD4CtOo

Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 27 2019