Every Dad on Vacation

we'll all be they got a golf course here why didn't nobody tell me Candace did you know they had a golf course sheesh could have got my balls into holes this weekend now I'm kidding kids it's just a little dad joke or is it what do you mean there's no lazy river who said fajitas or was it in the itinerary then we're not doing it where the hell am I cliff Barnes mile rubbed in do they have fajitas here I'm not dead good well then somebody called the front desk cuz I didn't rent no got-dang Hyundai Sonata for three hours just to not eat fajitas has anybody seen my Kindle kids come get my back babe don't get my front do you guys have four heaters dang where's my Kindle fajitas who the hell touched my Tommy Bahama fajitas you know the sizzling [ __ ] where is my Kindle how am I supposed to read gulfs digest without my Kindle the one with the meats I've been jumping out of the plate like it's a fourth of July you had those honey she they had Folgers on tap downstairs what did I tell you they got fajitas I mean this is my eighth cup today we are getting through this art inner areas I'll be in the lobby no lines in the buffet it must be my birthday did you guys know buffet had a T on it I'll look kids they got the [ __ ] emoji that's me up for these fajitas kick in I knew I should've added coconut shrimp hey honey which hat makes me look like more of a platinum member but hey vasishtha just call those phoniness because i finita some more toilet paper which one of you asked clowns was snoring last night kids might come in here for the next three or four days it was not me I never snore hmm fate is fate this friend oh good morning Temecula wakey wakey eggs and Bakey you know they say early bird gets the buffet sweet deep-fried Jesus that just 20:17 tommy bahama honey bringing in my wallet would you look at that it's time for tapioca kids put on your nice dinner outfits this place is - dollar signs on you would you look at that kids r2d2 what is this Disneyworld love your work do you guys have a happy hour here huh the only happy hour I need is an hour with my family I'm kidding where's the Jack Daniels kids wake the hell up we got to be at the airport in 12 hours you hear me 12 hours 11:59 and 59 11:59 to 58 11:59 and 57 11:59 and 56 thank you for watching that video if you want to see me live in your city go to Trevor Wallis comedy dot-com the website is right here if you don't see your city on that list then comment below or you want to see me go they almost sound like me goes I'm not doing with the videos they'll be kind of cool though

Channel: Trevor Wallace

Views: 2,796,093

Rating: 4.9679041 out of 5

Keywords: comedy, trevor wallace, airpods, cherdleys, zumiez, bang bang skeet skeet, bryson, zumiez employee

Id: 1Cf7U383Agk

Length: 2min 40sec (160 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 11 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/KittiesAreTooCute]

Need some fajitas over here.