Every College Party Ever

yes flood okay dude you got this bro oh nice going dude now we don't have to drink all day yucky old beer you too bro I'm so glad we trained because beer is so ducky way to go I thought they were gonna catch on us pretending to be bad you know now you know the free beer every college party ever Friday night is party night party night is Friday night boys do not remember a pipe by car you gotta bring at least one lady with you to get in but we came here to meet lady's staff we already knew ladies we wouldn't have to go to parties to begin with yo peep the Hat all right you don't like those rules you could leave excuse me come on in hey that's incredibly sexist policy yeah you're basically using women as objects for men's enjoyment we don't even want to go to your stupid sexist party you know what I don't think I can be a part of something like this ever again this is where we take a stand no more parties no more girls no more alcohol I think you just come in with me who can [Music] do treat women like objects Oh God I'm on the list sir wait no no more girls oh Jesus Christ I mean I'm still down if you are let's go I think I'm gonna join NASA Kappa nu it's a sorority in space okay so what is the plan for this weekend okay so Stanley's having a party but we should go pregame at Tim's oh yeah but before Tim's pregame let's pregame back to my dorm before that we'll pregame the pregame individually in our own dorms and then maybe we can pregame that in class while we're doing work I got a free game back in my mom's womb uh I don't think you understand the concept of pre-gaming oh I definitely don't yo I got this 15 gallon bottle of vodka it must be good okay guys so was they just sex to me everyone should be here with the Bluetooth speaker in the beer in like five minutes sick Oh Oh before we go in my roommates a little weird about me having people over so let's just make sure to stick to my side hey can you guys please keep it down I have an exam in the morning yeah fine sorry about my roommate guy is he's super weird I can still hear you then stop listening Levi it's my party and you're not invited flip your palms oh yeah good I pick your pump laser this party is going to be so sick theory the sophomore with his own basement apartment off-campus float yo Timmy hello yo I'm so glad y'all could make it hey dude there must be like a hundred people here no this is only a 300 square foot apartment so there's like 15 people here what can I give y'all a tour yeah great so this is the apartment come look down these on the drink you get about 20 minutes we've got about 30 minutes okay excuse me excuse me excuse me party thick yeah it's a costume party so I'm just gonna be [ __ ] college student [Music] hey this party must have been crazy last night we didn't have a party last night the party's tonight yeah and frankly I'm disappointed in you that you didn't notice that we cleaned up for it man I'm sorry but uh you got a little something on your face right there all for real good looking out man thank you yeah for something did I get it HPV 80s FHP hey guys 1 hp Hey yeah we all get easy who even came up with jungle juice way I did the year was 1979 deep in the jungles of Madison Wisconsin and me and my frat bros were throwing the first fraternity party of the year but just as guests were arriving we realized our bartender had died so in his honor and mainly because we didn't know how to mix a cot to you we decided to throw all the liquor and mixers into one bucket and cut jungle juice Oh Corsica like bleach in vomit that's disgust 140 students got hospitalized myself included so what you saying is maybe one of you give me a ride to the train station no we shouldn't be driving we're wasted yeah very good yeah I'll remain here for another 40 years the year was nineteen twenty-two and Leave It to Beaver was all the rage but we called it leave it to be for short do not remember a pipe I call you Bob ring we brought a brings but a fate but the bow I did a good thing today I deserve a Coors Light for that or at least a natty light rally am i right what do you think pre-gaming is it's when you are about to have sex with the facts you're like reproductive stuff doesn't come out yet sorry guys he's my tinder date I just yeah I'm a Leo the last time I went to a doctor he said I am legally deceased that's hot hmm I don't swing that way my kids in drunk in 30 minutes whoa you look at my elbow was so good I'm having a great time it's a great date I'm a Leo hey guys real quick we just dropped a sweet new collection on Smosh that store check it out right now before it's gone hi it's me Karl or whatever my name was for this sketch reminding you that if you go to a college party be responsible like me I'm a Leo is that our train I don't know it's Star magic if you enjoyed this video click this one up here I swallowed my gum

Channel: Smosh

Views: 5,246,807

Rating: 4.8526006 out of 5

Keywords: smosh, smosh pit, smosh games, funny, comedy, every blank ever, smosh every blank ever, ebe, smosh ebe, college, college party, frat party, fraternity, sorority, Every College Party Ever, ian hecox, courtney miller, shayne topp, damien haas, keith leak jr, brittany metz, rachel jenkins, tommy bowe, party

Id: ThEuUVUI1Jg

Length: 8min 6sec (486 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 30 2019