Erlich Bachman - Negotiating with Hostility and Rudeness

used by lonely chauvinist see everybody wants us but by [ __ ] all over us they try and bring our price down but you [ __ ] all over them counteracted their [ __ ] all over us you negged an egg Richard this could be good where do we have next Ross Loma Capital should I keep doing it should I keep nagging no no I'll handle this they want to negotiate using hostility and rudeness well they picked the wrong guy well you see our main concern is how you're going to achieve escape velocity on your growth rate get critical mass I'm sorry what what's funny it's just that painting behind you it's awful looks like Harlequin Kama Sutra done poorly so I agree edie culture fit I think we just all move on um look I didn't say anything about a culture fit no I did okay well thank you for meeting with us we have a bunch of these things to go to hopefully with more tasteful artwork and your logo looks like a sideways vagina I find that to be racist don't you okay here's my concern here's my concern who the hell picked out that shirt for you what oh I see pants so I guess it's a whole thing my wife picked Azai then you married poorly you care about Pied Piper do I care about Pied Piper well of course because if you do I'm not seeing it back what I think I'm seeing is the human equivalent of a flaccid penis black said it's actually pronounced flaxen not a lot of people now that well we are definitely interested but I think we need to I'm sorry there's something wrong no this is all wrong I am sensing a general lack of vision your muffins smell like [ __ ] so do your ideas one of you is the least attractive person I've ever seen I'm not gonna say who should we leave or should you we just got offered eight at forty four five four five gentlemen and galveston capital fund and Yountville ventures called they want to move two meetings up before everyone else hey let me try I want to be rude at this next one go for it so with some proper funding we should be able to get a functioning beta in time for CES and if you don't fund us you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] ah what's that smell instead of fart you've are you a farter now can I have a pastry or are you guys gonna eat them all see anything a fat sod your fault Richard this is just something that can't be taught so leave the next one to me I can feel a big one coming on what are you gonna do I'm not sure yet but give me room there's something inside of me that has to come out Who am I to stop it his balls he put his balls on the table right on the table on purpose I don't see how it could be by accident Richard I just got an email from the guys at Midland Oak apparently there is a line and I crossed it the line between 12 and 15 million dollars buh-bam Midland Oaks offer just came in gentlemen we are valued at 75 million fully diluted are you kidding me take a look at these term sheets there is a linear correlation between how intolerable I was and the height evaluation hey guys um this is laurie bream the new Managing

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Length: 3min 58sec (238 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 19 2015