Silicon Valley - Tip to Tip Efficiency

what do we even present tomorrow honestly anyone why do we have to present at all what's that supposed to mean well if we're going to fail and be humiliated why do it on stage in front of a thousand people at a live stream Nadia yeah are you saying we shouldn't even show up no offense but it's basically gonna be a public execution yes and public executions are very popular it's show business we are not quitting Richard look or like I want to present I do it's just I don't know Jesus see you okay and what yeah okay yeah all good they let me go who let you go when was the last time you slept Jared yeah absolutely David would it be talking about gents we're talking about how I didn't get to present in the prelims because I was too busy getting my face pummeled so that our team could move forward that's why we're presenting tomorrow and you know what we're going to win yeah we're gonna win even if I have to go into the auditorium and personally jerk off every guy in the audience that's a lot of jerking and we only have 10 minutes to present so so we're [ __ ] aren't we yeah even if he's joking two at a time there are what 800 guys in that room so that's 400 times whatever the mean jerk time is the one mean jerk time I mean it doesn't matter but hypothetically time is equal to four total jerks at a two dick rate unless Erlich jerks off four guys at a time and then we can cut that in half how would he do four guys he's got two hands so that's two dicks at a time right or do you have two guys on either side with their decks tip to tip so you're going full length for c/o from the middle out it does make sense to shake weights yeah so what we're trying to do hypothetically is minimize time which is 800 dudes x mean jerk time divided by four dicks at a time of course Orlick would have to presort guys by height so that their dicks lined up not by high technically the measurement that we're looking for really is dick to floor call that D to F huh oh my god you know if a guy's dick was long enough he would be able to reach up or down to another guy with a different D to F longer the dick the greater the D to F bridge I would still be able to jerk it off in one smooth motion I would just have to jerk it on an angle so D to F sub one needs to equal D to F sub 2 and D to F sub 3 and H equal D to F sub 4 where length L creates a complementary shaft angle call that theta D now the orgasm thread gun does a function of lambda sub section 80 at time it'll how creamy middle out Alex color man okay yeah guys does girth similarity affect erlik's ability to jerk different dicks simultaneously [ __ ] yeah I think it would of course it does time to orgasm or t2o has to be the same for each matching pair of dicks otherwise I'm wasting a lot of great strokes on a guy that's already busted unless you hot-swap dicks in and out so on a downstroke you get a new one in so when you stroke up you're not wasting any energy even so I think this is the most reliable metric for stamina guys Richard's been locked in here for almost two hours do we think he's okay mmm you don't think he did seem pretty bummed out

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Length: 3min 48sec (228 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 01 2015

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