Episode 23 - Bachelor Nation Going The Heck Off

what's up guys welcome to TMZ podcasts this is actually last week's episode if you want today's episode that'll be on our patreon right now you can get it a week early if you contribute its patreon.com slash tiny meet gang so thanks if you do that and if not enjoyed this one who's sick welcome back guys it's mark Queens here and today we'll be checking out El Pollo Loco been looking forward to this ever since I landed in the States and I'm here in the beautiful sunny state of Arizona and I just thought I'd get some I'd get some delicious Mexican food while I'm here I'm very very excited to try this I've heard a lot of good things but I'll boil he's probably the only person that could actually enjoy El Pollo Loco I think so yeah mark Wiens and Kelsey for some reason you know what I've enjoyed myself some el apoyo go yeah it's bad am I just some it might it's bad but what that means bad but it's it's it does the job I think is what I'm trying to say I would disagree I'm gonna move up a little bit I kind of feel like I'm like looking down on spring I would disagree I don't think that it does the job you know think so no I think it's pretty easy for Mexican to do the job okay yeah you know when Mexican is like the one thing that when I make it it still tastes good yeah you know yeah you can get the job done pretty easily it's not that you just make some you know throw in some [ __ ] cheese and some beans and some rice and it would tour Atilla yep fried that [ __ ] up and eat it and it's great but I'll call you looking for some reason I go there and I'm just like this is just this actually tastes like diarrhea and not like yeah it does taste super processed yeah it doesn't taste like I'm gonna have diarrhea it tastes like actual diarrhea yeah it doesn't taste good it tastes like diarrhea smells and like it tastes yeah I take it back it doesn't get the job done yeah thank you wow that holy [ __ ] agreement yeah we just had an agreement we just had a little debate and then an actual resolution depending the podcast since my hot hot drama the audio and the last one was so bad I know it was so yeah so as you can probably see if you're watching this we've upgraded we we heard what you said yeah and we went out and we got real [ __ ] mics look at us I'm chewing you can barely hit stop no you know I can hear it that's what a [ __ ] sounds like you you know we're back to our roots with the seating position here - yeah we decided to face you guys again because people were like it's weird when you face each other even though you know wait I guess what every podcast is I got something I want a ham on ok I want to ham it alright let's go I mean not ham on it but so stupid man Christmas ham let's go Christmas ham let's go I saw stupid ass a Twitter moment about a lady who she got bee sting acupuncture like instead of needles it was bees okay okay and she died right white okay now you gotta I think you got to finish what you're eating before you she died okay okay and I'm I'm not here to joke about her dying what I do want to [ __ ] address were these subsequent tweets after that okay we're just a bunch of these nerds the first one was like um can we talk about how using bees for acupuncture is not good for the bees all these [ __ ] idiots were talking about were the bees and how this process is damaging to bees nevermind that [ __ ] this lady just died from getting pumped full of Bee Gees like that's all they could care about like um this is animal abuse and blue like [ __ ] the bees man what de man bees are important yep these are the bees are [ __ ] dying dogs we're all once the bees go we're all done happy that's what I've heard yeah right unlike BBC yeah like we can't rebuild bees yeah no bees are the easiest thing I think to make probably in the next five years like what if Boston Dynamics can make a dog that you can kick the [ __ ] out of they can make a [ __ ] B wait they have a dog you can kick I mean the little like not that I've ever wanted to kick a dog do their other their [ __ ] AI project fails and they just make like a kick of puppy fun sketch idea for that like place you could go and take out your work frustration mm-hmm it's like a place it's like a simulated office and you could and pay a price and then like just like gets super mad at an intern and like throw a keyboard across the room or something a sketch would be awesome if we had just like 50 grand to piss away yeah yeah dude someone died from bees I still can't get over that so why did I know is this like a common thing no it was just like some weird natural health treatment thing and this lady got the [ __ ] stung out of it what I'm saying it is it like have other people been treated this way or is it like a brand new I don't know I didn't get that far into it I mean maybe it's weird it's weird that and anyone got away with oh yeah it's like um that's like acupuncture but with bees I don't know how you know why you ever agree to doing that that that as well like maybe like if it was like a last-ditch thing Yeah right like you know people some people have cancer and they every day try everything that nothing works and then they try something like your easy homeopathic [ __ ] and that all of a sudden works yeah from some miracle or something new it was like that maybe I mean I just want to meet the owner of the beat be death factory that is so crazy how many do diseases I have like a million bees on stock there's no way you could walk by that place and not know like I don't know man do people farm bees man I do you think they make honey yeah but it's like that that place couldn't like I imagine you walk into like set up your appointment and just in the bags hmm well we have different kinds of treatments depending on what you're interested in I don't know man no I mean I I imagine a girl like going to the acupuncture place she's pretending like she's 55 okay she's like I you know I have this I have this done all the time I got a you know kink in my neck so I want to acupuncture my foot and they're all like okay yeah great we got this like new [ __ ] though and she's like wait what he does like a new type of needle if you're interested if you're interested dude and they just like they just cover her in red paint and put her in the middle of a room alright just stand there they just let all the bees in and they're like oh [ __ ] it's a flower yeah we got a new type of new type of acupuncture really yeah what is involved well you know how much being stung by a bee sucks ass multiply that times that there's a thousand and it sucks so much more you'll probably die I'm so I think I'm only surprised by what it wasn't someone in Los Angeles yeah because that sounds like an LA thing yeah yeah it does actually oh yeah probably drink be venom yeah like a dive see a pretty sure I've seen like they got a creation they got snake venom there I got bee venom yeah they got just they got human jizz yeah there yeah apparently this gets great for your hair apparently yeah it's at its athlete's jizz so you can just like you know it's like it was auctioned off by the Clippers they got the Blake Griffin come but you're supposed to use on your hair yeah just on your hair you're not supposed to inseminate yourself you are not supposed to get a turkey baster you can create your athlete job come on yeah it's a [ __ ] bad visual you know what dude what I like this seating arrangement it put us back in in our roots yeah and face to face saying the nasty stuff looking well no we were looking face to face before now we're a different pepper facing the camera looking at each other yeah we're gonna have to get acupuncture after this next don't [ __ ] up I'm doing like this yet but I'm still trying to talk forward and yeah that's a beauty I can just do this yeah you can this is [ __ ] awesome yeah you know what this is great for what my chin oh it is yes I'm still like I'm now I'm like this the light is on my face yeah but I can still sort of like turn towards you if I want to like I can see your chin perfectly melting into your neck just live stream that no no I thank you though appreciate the offer but I think we're all good on that yikes beat and this is some stoner [ __ ] to say but being a bee is crazy like I'm saying like dude you got you have diamond we need a [ __ ] soundboard or something so I can just play like a bong rip sound man being a bee is crazy would be nuts I mean you just have like this giant sniper rifle hanging off your ass you can stick it into one you can kill anything you know it's on its type rival it's a lance that's true yeah yeah but you know your ass it's an ass lance and you it rips off your entire ass that is crazy it kills you yeah they're gonna die yeah yeah you die that's crazy your ass lances out yeah oh man you know it it's like having like a Death Note mm-hmm but you die after you kill someone yeah you know the ultimate decision that's what that is I'm taking you with me [ __ ] an ass Lance Lance is a bad name Lance shouts all the wins is listening Lance is a bass name I saw him one time yeah yeah it was my it was after my meeting I had like a meeting last year I had my first meeting with a with an agency's before I signed yeah that last year yeah yeah last year you know we're sorry yeah sorry the word meeting sounds like like I'm thinking of it me-80 meeting that's what this is yeah just creating meet no that's what we have to call every episode this is a meeting yeah this is a meeting having me I can't okay baby I got a meeting yeah you got a meeting anyway first meeting so my first meeting this is a normal meeting though and eeet yeah with an agency it was like one of the biggest ones and so we're in this like fancy [ __ ] office in Beverly Hills yep you know you go to the play it's like right by Roadeo it's like you know this is the most the bhujiya splice in LA yeah and I'm off feel like a big shot that's what they do to make you feel like you're someone even though you're not you're it's like we're gonna cash in on you while you're hot yep and then we're gonna let you [ __ ] die you're exactly it well you all you know while you're there you feel like a you feel good you feel like a hot-shit yep you know things I'm [ __ ] Brad Pitt baby yeah they rent the most expensive real estate so you feel like a million bucks going in yeah an office is so nice yeah it's like valet yeah like who you here to see the security is really high I'm the only one getting in here not in any street dwellers can you button commoners can't come up here right this floor baby regular job talent bastard talent and so and then I had this meeting and I left and you know I felt pretty good yeah cuz they're all you know they blow you they blow smoke up your ass and you're just feeling good about yourself and then and then my manager was like well do you want to go like celebrate well go get a drink and I was like sure so we go to this bougie-ass cafe yeah right by Roadeo of course it down and who sing next to me but Lance [ __ ] bass yeah the bass Chuck did I was a Chuck Bass that's not at all no the band's dance a lot surveyance a lot the bass a lot do you say anything to him I said I didn't say anything I texted my friends and I was like holy [ __ ] Lance Bass is here with his boyfriend he's gay right yeah yeah yeah he's with the boyfriend yeah what was that like telling your parents that you're Lance Bass his boyfriend did you run out don't tell me he was your favorite and in sync I didn't know cuz he was my favorite okay I actually saw one of the in sync - JC those name he would like for kit the like their names you know an in sync there was the ranking like there was Justin like obviously those one it was the dude who came after him okay it's actually JT's the only one I remember besides Lance Bass I think is JC okay which is hilarious JT yeah see like what a [ __ ] JT j c and then Lance Lance yeah can I have an abbreviated name what can I do shows that's cool as [ __ ] that's the most boy bandy [ __ ] ever Lance do things they want as a JC at [ __ ] what's the stupid restaurant in Hollywood with the bowl that you can ride I'll play oh look oh yeah no saddle ranch wait is it in Universal yeah yeah that one and there's the one like on Hollywood Boulevard okay yeah total like [ __ ] a sad place sucks yeah I saw him there it's absolute yes kick-ass shitty place ever yeah it's like it dude it was like like seeing ariana grande it like actually no because Jason this is well after he was popping okay I don't know man it's just like just seeing him in like a beach it was really weird mm-hmm and and people were just walking by and kind of be like well that's the guy from NSYNC no one gave a [ __ ] ah man yeah yeah he probably didn't care he's probably happy yeah yeah you want to say at that point it's like I you know you've had your moment you spotlight he's kind of he's been on enough tour buses ambushed by insane ten-year-old girl yeah yeah so whatever there's a lot of people like that in LA that guy all the time at the gym he'll of famous people go to Gold's but like not crazy faint because you've yeah you know I don't know if you're the level of famous or people are like oh my god you can't go and you can't go to public gym yeah so it's just people like like Ted Danson was there oh wait said his name white-haired guy old guy oh yeah oh yeah that oh yeah you know Ted Danson oh yeah a little bit no no no actually dude speaking of boy bands this is hilarious that yeah Ted [ __ ] dancing this guy who is Ted Danson okay let me show you a picture can you hold on be patient for three [ __ ] seconds doesn't go right yeah I shouldn't know this guy yeah exactly he goes there and then the guy [ __ ] guy the guy that plays a principle black guy plays a principle in like a lot of movies yeah that's totally doing it I don't know I feel like you've Bob eight now okay now walk out so many or principle and a lot of things he's like I've never been a principal ever I'm actually an accountant I have no idea of the [ __ ] dog sir you sir I've seen you said you get a president yeah and you you play the [ __ ] out of that you're really good as a principal he looks around he's like I fine yeah it was me yeah I am dude Elena and I went on this like 90s music binge on Saturday and speaking of NSYNC and all these boy band we were looking at boy bands and just I was laughing my ass off realizing it was so easy in the 90s to be old and still be like famous mm-hmm like if you look at the original instinct cover like the dude Joey Fatone and the other dude they look like they're 35 yeah they belong like Joey looks like he owns a bowling alley and the other dude looks like he belongs like a [ __ ] cyber treffen like dance house like DJ group like they look [ __ ] up you could not wait now we're back then back that day again you could not look like that now you have you the oldest you can look is 12 yes a pop singer yep you know or a girl with 16 yeah it was great and then like if you look if you're looking at 98 degrees cover you don't pull us up much yeah yeah pole this looks like just an Italian family and they're like cousin who works in IT it is the [ __ ] goofy of [ __ ] look up the first 98 degrees album these guys laid fur there's another one is it was there only one no I think they had a couple okay look at this Nick Lachey though yeah a good-looking dude yeah well dude they put like they're [ __ ] biker uncle on in the front which makes no sense to me look at it look at dude on the Left dude on the left is the guy you email for a support ticket at every company you're like this dude is absolutely like a white hat hacker yeah yeah like a hacker that turned good and is now working for some like giant cybersecurity corporation you know saying so he can avoid like time in jail you got [ __ ] is balding this dude is a mob boss yeah sure yeah no he's the shooter for the mob hey you don't like my cousin's music I don't even sing I'm here to whoop some ass if you don't buy the [ __ ] album man jacket is hot in here for this album cover why do they tell dude on the left to get rid of those shitty glasses like this or give him some sunglasses like make him look in they didn't give a [ __ ] about that guy he looks like a dad he's a straight-up dad on the cover of this [ __ ] album it's so bad dude what is he wearing it looks like a it looks like either like a like a black cardigan over a black collared shirt or it looks like a bulletproof vest I say it looks bad in the context of like when I think of boyband this is not the guy I think yeah no not at all [ __ ] holy [ __ ] what else we're looking at something it wasn't just boy bands though it was like miscellaneous singers and [ __ ] like they were old huh they were not young peope that's really weird yeah mmm they were old as [ __ ] cuz now we're the old guys yeah but it's crazy then you could be 39 on album cover yeah they were like I remember some like there's like some different like kind of like house type songs or like pop songs by women who were easily 44 oh yeah I remember this song and the chick is on the cover like bent over and you can tell her back doesn't work anymore so she can't like do a sexy pose so she's doing some weird thing and they gave her like a matrix jacket to like hide her shitty physique yeah and I'm like yo that's crazy that's insane they could just dress you up back then yeah yeah now that was when like you know I don't know it was all it was also like when Jennifer Aniston yeah and stuff they kept like hitting new ages and that new age became the the new old age she did sang like every every five years there's a people cover yeah and it was like 35 the new 30 yeah and then like 40 is the new 35 you know started to like in like Sandra Bullock and all those women you know they're likes getting older yeah they're still like sexy as [ __ ] yeah so people started being like yeah I'd like I ever saw I appreciate the weathered look yeah sure yeah I mean now it's like 12 year it's like [ __ ] bad baby Instagram the sex symbol she's like 14 yeah right yeah it's weird also aleena started playing like Spice Girls just being nostalgic and they have some song like Gen X or I don't know what the [ __ ] it's not dude their music was [ __ ] [ __ ] up but it was super sexual it what oh well that was the other thing that was funny to me was like all like all the music from the 90s were just like like every marketing exec was like hmm how can we talk about [ __ ] yeah but without actually talking about it give it to kids but the Spice Girls have this song that sounds like it's like if you listen back to it it sounds like some cult [ __ ] for like a group of young people who are gonna euthanize old people Gen X get out of the way or like do you know whatever Gen Y is here some dumb [ __ ] it sounds really call T it was really funny to me that's crazy I have to look it up [Music] this is what the [ __ ] boys playing with them on yeah yeah I just want to lean back oh yeah that's look at ya this is Oh Oh just jerky right what's a good game that's what we need TV up there yeah throw the game on what you say about jerking off nothing yeah um last thing I want to say is go back and listen to any Backstreet Boys music yeah I'm uncomfortable now yeah we started playing that and I was genuine that my mind was blown because if you listen to that music like the beats sound like like corporate sorry keep going they sound like corporate beats huh [ __ ] I really wish I could play one right now corporate beats like I'm just gonna play one yeah yeah okay look playing the headphones yeah let me let me figure this look we know I'm pressing spacebar okay I'm just gonna tap it yeah we go yeah there we go all right so we got an aux cord but it sounds like ass yeah sorry we're still in apologize about like all the [ __ ] that's happening with date with the gear and the equipment setup yeah a little bit of growing pains we're finding we're finding yeah yeah we're hitting we're hitting our groove a little bit yeah now we got these stands and these mics which probably sound a lot better I'm guessing I know I [ __ ] hope to dumb it sounds better I can so it sounds better and now we basically want to get it to the point where we can place [ __ ] through the aux and watch we're gonna get a TV and do reactions and stuff like that I had fun stuff yeah yeah let's see if this works [Music] all right sounds like [ __ ] listen it's actually even better than its shitty oh wait wait oh wait wait we're gonna get copyrighted as [ __ ] for this oh yeah yeah on YouTube oh we just I mean this fast forwarded to the drop no no this right here is fine I can talk over this and ready oh right yeah yeah okay yeah okay thank you for calling chase you're the next available Sales Associate we'll be with you in just a moment have you heard about our new online banking it's really good it'd be sure to sign up today and access all your favorite checking accounts with no money in them also if you're interested in the home loan or a mortgage of some type data that of that data it just it sounds bad and that's all of their music that's crazy yeah it sounds like corporate shitty and and then like as you go forward and then it just sounds like airline music okay like the video they play for safety huh yeah yeah we got a mmm we just got a sample all of those songs and just make them tight and make them visible I think it's positive slice them up I think it's possible make sure to fasten your seat belt please assist yourself before assisting others yeah when the oxygen mask drops overhead be sure to put it over the child first or yourself and then a child it's not good it really is not good music you know he was hot back then dude I know right I get down to that [ __ ] [ __ ] was fired yeah dude they made that first beat and then dude was like oh yeah yeah it's not gonna get better quit playing games with my heart yeah playing games with that's Hara I really like him going up to the mic and like riffing that and nothing like oh [ __ ] yeah Wow yeah it was really hot it was probably like the actual R&B singer ghost right in the [ __ ] yeah probably had to figure out a way to make the Backstreet Boys sing it yeah dude what the [ __ ] else we're looking at something else oh you mind that boyband 5 they were European or like that I don't think so they're like I'm they were kind of like a I don't know it was weird because so Lena and I are talking about music and she was like I heard a lot of stuff through the radio and I experienced a lot of music through music videos that's how it like I knew about a ton of music yeah like super young hmm and so like I would find kind of these niche obscure groups or whatever like there's like this bootleg of vengo boys group coke a toy box do go look that up they got the shittiest music on earth and their music videos are even worse toy box like Bach was a big know there's a lot of groups that like sort of made it but didn't make it oh past yeah yeah I think there's this group [ __ ] what are they called it's it's another European group I think yeah all women um five like women I'm pretty sure and Kelsey was super into them Spice Girls not Spice Girls no no European like weird like Scandinavian checks I'm like that yeah I think and she's telling me the story about this and I'm like club says it's crazy cuz I never know it's a group that wasn't big enough for like mainstream appeal good but like they still had cult followings yeah we're like girls would find their music videos and get super into them because like they were relatable and so like that but they just never had my distribution power okay as I think like you know that a major record label could provide or something yeah um coming from Europe or I don't know this is I'm just like talking out of my ass right now by like it was like interesting that she's talking about this group she's obsessed with them she like got tick they were opening for another crazy big yeah boyband like an actual famous one yeah and Kelsey went to that show just to see them and she's telling me that about this [ __ ] band and I'm like I've never heard of this goddamn here with my entire life how are you obsessed with them yeah she like I guess there was like a meet-and-greet or something afterwards and she weighed in this line for like six hours and they like cut it off like right oh my god yeah that's what she said Elena Elena also didn't realize the song boom boom by Banga boys was about having sex really you've seen that music video that music video is horny as [ __ ] I have but I'd not for a while you know I don't think I've watched that at the age where I could be like all is it horny now go back and watch it okay it's it's like it's actually I didn't even realize it it's got it's a very it's just a gay video it's like yeah it's all like lesbians and gay dudes huh there's like some scene with some girl like trying to like flirt with a dude at a bar and he is the goofiest this is when you could cast people who can act yeah he does is weird like hand-wave like I get out of here your [ __ ] girl I'm talking with my boyfriend over here but just didn't sell the gay part you just look more like a son okay yeah yeah gays [ __ ] yeah I'm gay don't you get it look at me I'm flaming Lee gay hey cut listen um not so much with the words kind of sell it with your hand yeah okay got it got it gate all right okay all right take two here we go what's a what's his name Bruno can I call him Bruno it's Michael I'll call you Bruno okay all right rolling and action hey what's up hey get out of here I'm [ __ ] gay yeah these girls they don't get it they don't get it Bruno we're together that's why we're matching yeah and then it just cuts it all and then the lead singer just dancing gone I was really into the Bengal boys are you yeah yeah I love their [ __ ] aqua this is my [ __ ] man yeah yeah and wait you know what a lot of songs were so [ __ ] sexual yeah look I think now I don't even know nowadays it's like I just wondered if any parents like we're listening and been like holy [ __ ] like this is super sexual but I'm gonna keep it on because it's a catchy tune my kids don't understand it I I don't think so because a lot of I think a lot of the puns and [ __ ] could escape you you're just not except boom boom I want you in my room is pretty like yeah it's pretty obvious yeah [ __ ] or the one by be for for that that you ever seen that one no you get down on me is a Canadian boy band yeah and their dude it's absurd have you never seen this no h3 did like a reaction video to it oh we've been watching this video forever other this is so funny yeah yeah yeah the lyrics are if you get down on me I'll get down you'll sick oh you want yeah yeah yeah yeah how absurd is that yes I mean if you get down on me I'll get down on you there's a super sensual Spice Girls song that's pretty much like like I want a one-night stand Lister favorite list your favorite corny song or need 90 40 90 song yeah lists at in the comments blow up the comments I want to get horny are we got a flight tomorrow we're gonna Phoenix here we are I'm trying to listen to horny ass 90s music the whole way Cooper yeah super horn yeah you pawn for the shows I am actually yeah I'm excited actually first time on stage in a while and it's gonna be I'm excited yeah it's gonna be fun cuz it won't be seven minutes sets and I won't have to be hey how's everybody doing yeah yeah I just flew in from Phoenix and boy am i hot oh my arms are tired sorry that's the goddamn it uncle Knoll who booked uncle Knoll who booked this guy oh man he's bombing listen to this [ __ ] you know I'd been been single for a while not surprising it's crazy um every time I go online I can't find a girl with the same interests as me and what happened all the ladies who suck these whites are Chris ASMR ASMR is so creepy man dude for their for the video for the show yeah I'm trying to get you know we have that scene at the end you're like I wanted to make it real gross yeah so I'm googling gross mouth noises okay and these videos come up all of them are ASMR videos yeah first of all it's so [ __ ] annoying any of you like make videos or or music or whatever and you're looking for a certain sound effect or something yeah ASMR dominates that search and they're all 60 minutes long like I don't want it [ __ ] download an like gigabyte worth of the most healthy noises nobody [ __ ] needs that so I just need one and you get three second snippet out of this hour-long video to just of someone gone and inside stop instead what you get is King gross thanks for coming back to my channel I don't understand I still don't [ __ ] understand ASMR it's supposedly one of these videos to has like over a million views yeah women are like are a little bit making like six-figure income yeah recording our long videos of them just whispering into a mic yes the weirdest [ __ ] thing I think the weird ones are the role-playing ones where it's like yeah I'd like I didn't weird how do you even begin to understand that I wanted I'll actually want to know if you have some insight on this if you watch those and and genuinely enjoy them I want to know the psychology behind that yeah I because it confuses the [ __ ] out of me every time I go to this I'm like I am 0% interested or stimulated by this at all if anything it just weirds me the [ __ ] out and there's people that watch every there has to be yeah this shine audience for this type of [ __ ] and it's not ironic you know people that genuinely enjoy listening to people whisper about like pretending to be a hotel manager I guess it seemed weird I think most of it is to come that's my understanding how does that make you come I don't know man if you're deprived I'm not King shaming I just want to know how come I need something you know what I need to make because I wanted to make physical contact but with my dick that's what I need to come someone listening right now I was like oh [ __ ] they're getting these [Music] then you're like how does this make you [ __ ] and he zips his pants up well this is just [ __ ] no no that's the moment like this ask me again ask me again I just go away to ruin the moment Cody you almost had me with the thing porn ASMR porn is somewhere it just sounds like [Laughter] this podcast version of ASMR is just our moans that we do yeah yeah that's sound like a door creaking open like an old person moving yeah dude waking up do you remember no I'm not even gonna bring this up okay so I'm like oh hey you brought it kind of kind of on subjective she brought up Instagram models earlier oh yeah okay one of them whoever she had like a like a little sex video leaked awhile back and someone said that she moans like a Honda Civic and then someone like like cut out the piece of it it had like forty thousand retweets I'm just like it really sounded like a single cam d16 we go [Laughter] wait this is a sex tape of an Instagram model yeah or like so you know one of these like well I don't even know what you call it girls who puts her ass on Instagram yeah Instagram and gives life advice okay yeah no this [ __ ] that I was saying was that okay so some some [ __ ] Rhino died the last it's the last of some species so that [ __ ] is gone now it's gone peace it's a white later yeah white rhinos yeah peace out he's kicking it right now in heaven with the saber tan tiger that's what he's doing don't even get fake offended that the one because you didn't even know he was the last white exactly nobody else really knew there's like there's probably one person here that actually knew that that was happening and it actually gives a [ __ ] but this is what I was saying is that like now every girl that I follow all their stories are like r.i.p but if what [ __ ] is the name horrors horn probably crappy horn you were you touched me in ways I've never been touched to puts of the [ __ ] you all just now this Rhino died you didn't know that [ __ ] existed two days ago I was loving also every non-scientific person reminding us that Stephen Hawking dying was a sad day for science yeah non opinion yeah I said what a terrible day for science do you know that you would like you work minimum wage somewhere you have a regular job you don't conduct tests and like you don't study theories on things you don't know what the impact of that was hey man they could yeah I guess I said yeah you you read enough Stephen Hawking post I guess you know yeah I mean I just is this funny like I'm picturing these girls like I'm picturing them like sitting there posting this [ __ ] story picture of a rhino on their story and they're like crying over this [ __ ] Rhino and their mom texts I'm gonna [ __ ] off mom like yes I need money but like can you just [ __ ] leave me alone I'm trying to nap or something like that you know I'm saying like or like friends that have been loyal to them for years and years or mother who's raised them [ __ ] off busy caring about this Rhino who I have no connection wherever 21 is calling for a payment on their credit card that they've been avoiding for three months they're like shut the [ __ ] up I'll return the shirts you having real problems right now this Rhino just died tearing me up inside what like yeah I mean it yeah what an awful world we live in with Rhino died yeah there's also people dying in Austin from exploding male I don't see seconds three I know that a Unabomber copycat [ __ ] that is dude wild it's weird as [ __ ] man I'm watching the Unabomber show on Netflix yeah and I finished that up and I'm like man it's crazy that people used to send bombs in the mail I'm so glad that doesn't happen anymore anymore days later days later it shouldn't starts happening again but I think they caught the guy today or no he killed himself of course there was a suspect and I guess they were like they I think they like analyzed the [ __ ] Center receipts or something uh-huh in places where he was buying supplies and they ended up identifying him and I guess they were like closing in on him he was in his car and he [ __ ] blew himself up and isn't that crazy that's why I don't know I just saw this briefly before I left mmm so you could be wrong so it could be wrong but like that's I'm not yeah you don't watch this if you're if don't this is in World News yeah alright this is just what we know yeah we're not scientists right yeah we don't know about whatever although Stephen Hawking he that was a sad day for something terrible day for sighs Jesus speaking of [ __ ] just having opinions to have them do a few people like I can't wait for Noel to comment on The Bachelor okay here this fool did see like proposed to one of the grill I know I saw I watched him I did a video reacting to it oh you did it wasn't good enough so I didn't I knit I never ended up editing it but that [ __ ] was cringing here's my thing I'm not saying look what he did that shitty but I think you gotta be skeptical of marrying a dude who just mouth [ __ ] 25 people I'm saying yeah I mean you have to be skeptical about getting engaged on a reality TV show in general yeah don't do that and you know what's don't do to help zero part of their relationship has been without a camera yeah think about that yeah they've never spent a moment just the two of them yep yep like in like and they're not now they're gonna spend the rest of their lives together yeah yeah also I had to add two things one one of the girls in the show is being hypercritical on Twitter like she was like oh you [ __ ] and she was young right and she liked on the show she was saying like you know oh I could get to a point where I want to be married I could see that and this and that and so I was like all right for you specifically if you got married to him and then two months in you realize [ __ ] I'm 22 I don't want to do this and you back out would you want people calling you like a dumb [ __ ] and whatever shitty things you were saying no no effectively he changed his mind as well it's like it's just I think the shitty part of it is like he hid his feelings but it's like that's what he was doing for the last three months how can you really I don't know man yeah no I know I know it's probably better for him to have realized his mistake sure and then but I mean like even even I was discussing this like yeah of course she's gonna make a mistake how long is the show I don't know it's like a 12 wheter I can't know what you actually feel about someone after 12 weeks I don't give a [ __ ] what you say you can't no you can't you can't no you can't you know or like you can you can know that you like somebody yeah not to spend the rest of your life with them the [ __ ] changes bro all I'm saying is people get divorced for less yeah like it knows the other thing is like all these people like re what a horrible human like like half these women don't like don't have divorced parents yeah yeah yeah I don't know dude human beings are gonna [ __ ] up it was just the funniest thing about that whole scene I was just like this is so real well this is every guy trying to break up or every girl try every anyone breaking up with someone yeah this is what it looks like yeah that's just awkward it's like uh you know that like classic phrase is not you it's me yep that's basically what he was just he was doing you know I mean he was just like but like in this big convoluted way where he's just trying to sound like try not to hurt her so weird cuz that's what it always is is one person trying not to hurt the other person or sick I just this point and I in my life and and uh to find out you're great you're it just I didn't you know I just I don't want to [ __ ] you anymore okay sorry you I don't think you can be surprised that dude would change his mind also like half them off others don't even like end up following through hmm like they get the engagement like well we're gonna take it slow and then they break up and they're back out on the market [ __ ] it's all fake I know no I see logic and his wife yeah wait wait I actually didn't want to talk about that too much I just wanted to talk about okay fine no sorry fine no no no we'll talk about logic but I took his message a little bit like when he's like let's just clear the air all right we just broke up yeah yes I'm like that's kind of cool yeah yeah anyway on the show when like they were doing the reveal or whatever like that's the season finale of The Bachelor yeah that had me rolling was dude the host Chris would be like they play a clip oh man it's going off and I - [ __ ] holy [ __ ] where are we at here 41 minutes I guess I mean this is the equivalent of the Venice leaf blower yeah it's fine doesn't matter I don't think it's actually it's pretty probably won't yeah I don't feel like it's gonna come through sorry guys anyway I think I'm trying to bring up was to do Chris like they'd play you know 20 minutes of the show and he'd be like wow brutal huh well this is like he's like to say this hasn't been absolutely blowing up social media would be an understatement I really just wanted to be like this next clip we're gonna show you has the social medias for your [ __ ] popping oh you don't want to miss this like he just kept like hamming up like how into it people were on social media he totally just like the studio audience was like oh my god it's so [ __ ] a little bit a little bit off like to say that this clip was poppin on the gram was a gross understatement oh this is this has been a super little bachelor this has been an absolutely lit week for the bachelor nation as where I push the strongest this fungus family on an on Twitter on Twitter this now what we're about to show you has over 40,000 reshares on Twitter to say it's not lit amidst Maximus would be a total lie that [ __ ] had me dying just like the the non subtle marketing at this [ __ ] is blowing up yeah it's like always an afterthought yeah and let's not forget this is a hashtag here what is it bachelor nation going the hell off [Music] hashtags explanation going the hell off be sure to tweet us your favorite opinions and we'll be sure to reshare it give it a fav give it a fav if you're into it you're into it you are into it give yourself favor yourself I don't know man I've dads say this last time I was talking to somebody about how I think that dude just losing his mind on that show they host yeah is he yeah really I think like he's been doing it for subtle cuz if you watch back he always has these hilarious like really fire roasts on people like on this season of The Bachelor they were doing like a demolition derby and the dude was a racecar driver if you didn't know that okay anyway he's never placed first okay but he's drunk he's driven IndyCar he's driven like some pretty tough like race leagues and so the dude Chris is standing there with his driving coach and he's like well how do you think saris gonna do is that well competition don't look too difficult side he gonna be okay he's like yeah maybe for once he'll come in first place driving coach just like he's frozen there for a moment and then he just [ __ ] brakes he's like dying laughing really like oh my god he doesn't got his ass and they just do a hard cut away from the holy [ __ ] he's just sitting there smiling like you know what it is he's like he's so comfortable now he's like just pushing a little bit oh sure I'm gonna see what I can get away get away with yeah well absolutely how you're roasting everyone on the show how you feeling about this rose ceremony huh you a little afraid that already thinks you're a [ __ ] thought yeah well good luck in there talk about going the hell off talk about going the hell up bachelor nation we got a ton of thought he's on the show tonight we want you to tune in Chris Chris Chris something it's so funny to think of Chris is like a like it just like a pop and dude thoughts on the show tonight kind of thought he's on the show tonight what is what if his brand was just super dope just chilling with like IG models and [ __ ] he just all of his posts were those pictures where it's just like ass pressed up against an ass sings dinging right now things are going off hashtag booty man booty man is his nickname outside the show they actually be careful they call me the booty man I'll tear that [ __ ] up all right next time on The Bachelor I gotta stop with that show you know what you know what you know who I [ __ ] saw on TV Jeff Probst the host of Survivor yeah that dude has to be going insane he's been doing that [ __ ] forever I mean how long has that been it's like season 23 or something now my parents still watch that [ __ ] show they just leave him on that island yeah he's not yeah yeah yeah I know he's permanently surviving yeah all right survivors if you could just bring me some cold water that would be a challenge just bring me some cold [ __ ] water the [ __ ] out of here that's today's immunity challenge all right survivor you'll win first week of the show if you just give me some [ __ ] in-and-out haven't had it in ten years I want to eat something else that isn't rice why am I still in South Africa no I just all I want to do I know the production team advertises this as the Philippines note we've been in the same [ __ ] place for 10 years I'm gonna kill myself survivors are you ready you swatch oh yeah a little bit now it's good yes a good show yeah that's a survivor sound a survivor man yeah serious shot I did survivor dings breath yeah it dings off you know what I've been watching what a [ __ ] new girl oh yeah yeah I gotta say great show really great super entertaining um a lot of I don't like Nick yeah not a fan total dumbass yeah I don't I don't I don't like his character it's all the other ones so [ __ ] funny he it just for me it's like he just talks a little too much mm-hmm yeah I think you know what it is man I think it's so dumb it's not believable okay that's I think it's just he breaks the fourth wall first yeah on all his scenes I'm like I just a dude trying to be a dude and I don't really blame the actor okay I think's a little bit of writing yeah direction yeah yeah maybe cuz he might he might not want to ham it up the directors like cut now we need uh just more dumbass yeah he's like okay I guess that's why yeah Oh II believe it's 24 episodes yeah in like all the seasons too yeah that's just nuts long calm they must have just hit like right I didn't know like do sitcoms is that normal for sitcoms don't you have many episodes no idea cool let's go watch that [ __ ] if you if you haven't seen it my girl finally watch Black Panther oh yeah yeah I genuinely think that's one of the best Marvel movies really yep I can see why it did so well you know it's like in top five it's like it may ever right yeah it's like behind like dark night alright it it's I think it may have beaten dark night at this point that's [ __ ] crazy yeah that's up there and it's up there with like Iron Man 3 I thought but infinity war is probably smash all records what's that one that's the one it's like the mega crossover with like every [ __ ] Marvel ok whatever no I think I told you this a little bit I think with Black Panther they had to do more world building and it made it more interesting I don't know I just feel like Marvel films I'm a watchman in a wild they're just [ __ ] lazy it's like oh we got Robert Downey and we get this guy and we got ScarJo and like they just give them like these goofy ass lines and like funny moments yeah I don't know it just it just it just feels like a total Hollywood like grab bag you know we put the biggest stars in there watch them do five lines each and with black panther they built the world and made it interesting in that way so that they had to try harder it's like past the point now where I can go see it in theaters it's like not hot enough anymore where Kelsey would be like yeah I'll go see that because everyone's talking about it yeah people aren't talking about it anymore so she's just like not interested in saying it that's my favorite time to watch a film whenever I got a guy I got to go with like a friend then and everyone's already seen it just just go solo just go alone [ __ ] it go see the Black Panther alone whatever dawg I'll do that dad yeah they're uh I think most people have seen it there are only two things I could have done without I hate any film I hate modern references like I hate that okay they put a water those reference in there it doesn't spoil me then wait in black panther they put no way yeah oh god it is kind of cool to see like a [ __ ] vine go from like a vine to like yeah that's true like a Hollywood is kind of tight yeah and then they make a SoundCloud reference yeah and a coach hello reference and like I just don't like that in films I don't yeah but it's like it they're tasteful they're not horrible i that just me being like picky uh-huh yeah it doesn't take away from the film in any way huh it's just like I will say the villain is pretty [ __ ] badass really one of them yeah Michael B oh no he went him and like he's got like a dude he works with okay this fool is armed this is the only time I've been like wowed by a villain and while his [ __ ] hand is like a machine and split like it it said like separates and he can shoot a [ __ ] laser from it it looks hard as [ __ ] that's dope he just [ __ ] his arm back he's like everybody's about to die and people die in that film that's what's also cool it's not like goofy Marvel [ __ ] where they fight for 20 minutes and no one gets hurt yeah yeah it's just like everyone's knocked out ya know huh is there everyone nobody died everyone's just passed out yeah minutes in time yes serious brain we got sent through 14 buildings but he's still alive yeah no blood yeah no blood zero crazy know that like people get shot in this film and that's it yeah oh he's always [ __ ] dead yeah that took me by surprise yeah well [ __ ] okay like killing people in this Oh some [ __ ] just haven't known where yet I feel like Chris from The Bachelor still says what are those really really a rose ceremony or something Wow uh jeunesse you look absolutely stunning might I say this is my impression I've never watched shows like but I do have to say what are those damn Daniel your feet are really weird what the [ __ ] are they production we gotta be flying some new shoes gonna cover up those feet those things are there frankly you shouldn't put those on the gram I know a thing or two about popping bachelor nation only Mary Poppins call me Marty Poppins the way I'm lifting these legs it's her boy Chris Harris here it's not great things Chris Harrison Chris Harris is an auto blogger oh I like this and I'm gonna sit up straight yeah yeah good posture that's what 2018 is about good posture where the good posture boys yeah that's what it's about right here I'll take a deep breath on that feels good oh I wonder if you can hear that um it's a lot of [ __ ] you probably hear it a little bit we apologize everybody for the Venice leafblower yeah you figured out how to use an MPC 1000 yes it has not stopped making beer yeah yeah and he's killing - it was really good I actually had one of those for a while and pc1 that did you really yeah what could you do could you make beats on that thing like it sounds no I know I mean you could like buy I think you could buy cards with sounds and you could load them in okay I know it was just a sampling Machado yeah you you load it up with samples and and now I don't know it because it was it was more like tactile okay for sampling okay and I think that's one thing you don't you still don't really get like with a MIDI controller yeah MPC just feels different yeah and the way you can trigger samples and stuff is really cool you can have like you know it's like 16 pads you - for banks and dudes would get really complex yeah yeah these are the dudes on YouTube that like yeah yeah they like chopped up [ __ ] on the spot and make produce like music on the spot yeah yeah listen if you if you got any good like I'm trying to make some beats like I don't know if any of you guys listen to young gravy oh yeah yeah I just notice all the shitty raps over is I'm not like the biggest fan of him I think is is some of his stuffs pretty funny he's going like a big big old Nationwide Tour right yeah he's killing it yeah I noticed a lot of [ __ ] that he raps over is like like 70 samples like sort of like chill disco yeah and I'm just like too lazy to find good samples tonight so if you want to if you got any go 70 [ __ ] that you've listened to and that doesn't make a good hip hop beat send that [ __ ] to me go crate dig in bro I know I was a [ __ ] time now we done I just don't have the time now to like look through 80s songs to find a good sample and we don't so I'll make you guys are the worst I don't know these days I don't think you can do I don't think you have to do too much crate digging yeah yeah yeah I know there's like you know there's sites now like looper man and [ __ ] like that was like search by keyword and gives you a sample and then it's been around for a while yeah that's not like a new thing yeah I remember that like me like me and my homies would go to like a meebo and we'd buy like a ton of shitty records I used to sample them yeah like really my beats were like always whatever my friends were better at it but we would like sample [ __ ] and then we there was a dude we knew in town and he would he would have samples but he all his [ __ ] sounded really clean and then like eventually we learned that he was getting all his samples digital okay so it's like you could just search whatever and so he didn't he didn't necessarily do crate digging in like the traditional yeah but I always felt like that was better because he could just make it sound dirty yeah I don't know it would be fun to it would actually be fun to go to like a vinyl store unlike a Sunday and just like for a couple hours just pick out records and that's how people used to make me yeah I mean I think I would probably die have a record player I could just I could probably rip yeah this stuff I don't know Ableton and yeah around with it I don't know I sent the I sent my friends the [ __ ] that we made the song and they're all like y'all this is pretty [ __ ] dope yeah we all ooh I mean we could we could play that play it yeah no no no no we can't play shitty yeah I will show that to you basically I'm just trying to make like a shits on a music like all the time and so like whenever Noel comes over we'll just like track some stupid [ __ ] so it makes it made a song with like a chorus and one verse and it's like yeah I was uh I've been doing a lot more freestyling to really come up with funny lines yeah I like came up with one yesterday um your girl sit reverse on my face like AC Slater I don't get it Saved by the Bell oh there's a [ __ ] dude you never heard of that like [ __ ] on the toilet reverse that's the AC Slater like you sit reverse yeah I don't know sorry man I feel like that was actually a good reference and I just let that fall flat because I have no idea what the [ __ ] it is here's another bad when I said uh treat your girl's mouth like a bowling alley fill it with ball and it's disgusting that's pretty good what's the one I had I know I don't want to say I'm not gonna stop pretending you can stop pretending just just you know whatever yeah I'm just gonna make the Meuse I'm just gonna make the beats now you think so no no so I still like me I like I like what I did on the chorus of that song yeah yeah no I think if I can just as long as I don't sound [ __ ] corny I'm fine with it I think just don't do the G easy yeah yeah I'm good yeah I can't wait til we meet this guy in person and he just gets the backlog of us talking [ __ ] yeah you got actually [ __ ] our girlfriends yeah and and then we got to sit there and like backpedal yeah cuz that's the first thing you do oh yeah I'm gonna do backpedal on all your shitty yeah yeah yeah what no I've never [ __ ] she's fantastic yeah you're that picture of him and Eminem flipping off the camera yeah that picture was so funny to me why because it was like two grown men doing something you did in like sixth grade I still do that [ __ ] no but like just like the firmness yeah you know like nothing in their face suggested it was ironic yeah it was like yeah [ __ ] yeah hell yeah 40 I'm pulling a 40 I don't watch Ricky Morty I'm looking at your girls looking kind of portly portly yeah that a word I'm draining threes like Robert or I'm not Canadian I don't say sorry who I thought step away later you'll slash it up leader glory was that a roast what no roast me and your freestyle I mean I just being M&M roasting you in your freezer in a freezer okay okay so that dude that was good though you'll [ __ ] you too I don't even sound like you do it what I mean let's throw Nate well throw in a we'll throw on a beat and let no I'll freestyle one of these times yeah then I mean it's easy when I'll just this way so we can rap though so you can't be sway yeah yeah how to rabble I'll be able to rap one day should we talk about [ __ ] should we talk about [ __ ] yeah let's talk about but no I think we should talk about the [ __ ] process we've had to go through to send these [ __ ] posters out oh yeah hey oh it's Christ sorry unlock my computer I told you don't press spacebar my bed my bed [ __ ] did it I did [ __ ] up the recording yet anyway super now posters yeah yeah so let's talk about the patreon by your ears and the rewards because we've gotten some questions and we wanted to clear things up so first of all when we first made the patreon we'll start by saying this we were like okay we're figure out the different tiers or whatever we're like how do we encourage people to you know contribute more per month if they actually like the show and we're like well for 15 we can send out something physical yeah and so cuz you know that's a lot of money and and that'd be great to do yeah I just did not even consider the amount of [ __ ] like the how much of a pain in the ass it is oh yeah it's ship a poster it's so we were just like oh let's do a poster that's a fun thing we could design them have them printed yeah and you know it's something that people can sign and people would like it so the first process was actually getting the posters printed it was like a little bit more expensive than we thought well not only that it's like you know - because then it's a good thing to shout out to Junaid Allen printing um if we didn't have him it would have been a pain in the ass because the thing with like poster printing is like you can go online and like just submit an image and get it printed but you'll pay 300 bucks and they'll show up and then like the things like really see-through or like the image is really pixelated like the printing process not everyone does does you write like especially when it's automated they don't give a [ __ ] they're not gonna make sure it looks good so thankfully we had a printing hook up but that was just that was the easiest part you know because then like shipping the pin and the poster yeah then we signed them which was like not that bad whatever that's the fine signed 250 posters whatever yeah shipping these [ __ ] things is crazy is insane yeah like so [ __ ] expensive we had no idea we had to buy 250 poster tubes yeah no Ellen cash rolled up the posters put them all in there so now they're all packed yeah we thought okay now the the majority of the work is done yep no yep no now we have to figure out how to [ __ ] print 250 shipping labels which is way hard the post office didn't even know what the [ __ ] to do well so you know here's what's [ __ ] up is when I said oh they'll be going out next week is I went to a post office and they're like hey there's this third party service you can use them they will take care of you it's like a one-and-done thing that's what the lady told me she's like oh yeah they'll they'll take care of you no problem I mean basically the problem is we have to be able to to give someone a CSV file like a spreadsheet yeah with all of your addresses in it yeah and turn that into shipping labels so that we don't have to manually write two hundred and fifty shipping labels which we calculated if it takes approximately two minutes per thing it's about an eight-hour yeah eight hours of writing shipping labels manually which I'm sure for most of you that eight hours could be better spent like at least like I don't know what I'm trying to say is like we'd rather spend that time editing or like making [ __ ] for you there's that with signing shipping labels is also like you know I wouldn't trust myself to not miss somebody yeah yeah the hand right yeah I don't know I just do it we could have but we relay all right there's has to be a solution here - yeah mass printing shipping labels gonna do this [ __ ] all the time what could actually no and now that I think about it handwriting them wouldn't have worked because I don't know if you can actually just put stamps on the tube you probably can okay but otherwise we would have had to hand that into the [ __ ] post office and still paid for the postage so it's like just cuz you write it doesn't mean the postage is paid yeah right so like if they were like oh no because of the size and dimension you can't use stamps if they told us that then someone would have to sit there and ream reenter everything we've given them like on the tube so it wouldn't have done anything okay so yeah anyway we found a way to print out the labels but like getting to this point was like it was murder the the first service I tried to sign up for like they just aren't open on the weekends okay so I'm like okay so I'd like wait till Monday and then I call in to like open an account and I gotta wait for them to create an account for me I told you this I called in the guys like eating a [ __ ] cheeseburger as he's talking to me okay yeah go ahead and just head on over the website and sign up and you should be good to go I'm like oh yeah really would do that who would do that eat in turn work in to find my phone that when a customer is listening to what they're saying who would do that what an [ __ ] or more of the sandwiches yeah there actually is a little bite okay anyway so then the guy tell it like without too many details we've just been given the runaround so then Cody and I actually went to the post office again and I'm like okay I hold up the tube to this woman's face and I go I need to send 250 of these ASAP how do I do that and she just goes I don't know she goes talk to her like so we're like okay sure so that lady wasn't ready the other lady was so we go to the other lady we're like hey we need to print 250 of these we shipping labels we need to send these how do we do it I don't think yeah I think no she said I don't know she just ste also said I don't know they both said I don't know yet talk to her and then lady in the middle goes you could do 10 at a time I'm like I just said I need to send 250 it's like how do people do this it's mail this happens all the [ __ ] time why can't anyone tell us that if I can do this I was telling Kody if we burn out we just need to go work at the post office because that is the job where you actually don't have to know how to do your job yeah yeah you can be as close to brain dead as possible yeah I think you could be like on a stretcher on a [ __ ] respirator yeah with no functioning movement and still get an hourly salary at the post office just one dude at the third Lane just [ __ ] hey I was wondering can I see how much is wait I just want to know how much I'm gonna papers sir Oh God they just keep him alive post office [ __ ] sucks man and you know what's funny is 250 is exactly the amount no one gives a [ __ ] about yeah like everywhere you looked like 300 or more yeah 500 yeah it's the purpose so it's also funny every every every time we solve a problem in this process it spawns a new problem it's so like we finally found a service that we know how if you didn't find before stamps calm you can print shipping labels so we can upload a CSV now with a spreadsheet with all the addresses it'll auto create the shipping labels yeah but the problem is they come there about six inches by four inches so now we got our normal package that's totally fine but these tubes are like four inches in diameter yeah so we have to now cut every single one so the barcode is separate from the [ __ ] shipping label yep yep and we don't even know if that's gonna work yeah yeah we have to go to the post office and make sure they'll [ __ ] take it yeah and then we'll probably go ask them and then they're gonna be like I don't know yeah hey good ask Michael Michael do you know if this can so you want it so you wanna what you could do 10 at a time what do you want to do exactly Leo just 250 posters we just need separate the label can we separate the weight so could you look sorry you're hold on separate what you want to say so we have this shipping label right gonna cut it and separate it on the tube is that cool on the tube yeah this one right here this tube I think I have to check out my supervisor hey Blake yeah he's on his lunch break [Laughter] he's eating through the tube all the time it's always dark sorry about that yeah yeah basically what we're trying to say is it's it's really we're still setting them out it's just like you realize how [ __ ] big of a thing this is yeah so now you know you know we're never ever selling anything physical ourselves ever again yeah it's just it's it's absolutely have someone do that for you yeah also dude I knew [ __ ] was [ __ ] up when we tried to look up how to ship or like best way to ship a poster on YouTube and all the videos were 14 minutes a day yeah oh my all right there's there's no two minute video yeah well that's every every single tutorial I've actually really wanted to do a video for a while on YouTube tutorials yeah cuz every single tutorial you look hope you like how do i how do I make a gradient on Photoshop it's something that takes two seconds to explain I could I could tell that to you in three seconds just a screencap of you going to the gradient tool creating a square and drawing gradient three seconds but every single one starts like this hey there its tutorial man 44 here back with another tutorial I don't know if you guys saw my last one on pen tool but even seen that that was doing pretty well so then you skip forward and he's like in that's how it's gonna be for the gradient tool like a [ __ ] it's like he's like I remember third grade mom used to take me to soccer practice we see this orange slice a three order skip three quarter skip and so my mom had this minivan right and and that's when our dog died 80 percent spin and that's gonna do it for the gradient at all are you eighty one percent and that's gonna do it for the graduate tool and that's gonna do it for the gradient tool where do you actually use the gradient tool the only ones that grow back this is going on what are you talking about only it's like a recipe website story I want other steps to make chicken I learned how to make this chicken two years ago when I was doing a wonderful turducken a handmade turducken I don't care I'm 0% invested in you as a person I just want to know how to make this [ __ ] pulled chicken if you're interested in turducken please click this link to leave more of my turducken recipe bro the only tutorials that actually do [ __ ] in three seconds yeah are those Russian ones yeah where it's like it opens on like some crazy EDM it's like you know like [ __ ] couture Sheena tutorial yeah can and then yeah it's just it's letterboxed like yeah it's zoomed in on the mouse too close yeah and it's like at 200 speed it was a slow it down yeah I missed all that I missed all of that just cuts to like a dash camera dying like what the [ __ ] then a random shell script it's okay [ __ ] right here that's gonna do it for the gradient I also want to talk about like the the rewards or whatever for hitting certain milestones so yeah we've done we've done some of them someone was like you haven't done any of them we've done some of them I deleted my own patreon you deleted your personal one of mine yes that she's long gone we've done the two-hour episode we still have yet to do the three-hour episode Marcus did come on the podcast that's gonna be one of the bonus episodes so you know that was I think that was one of the rewards yeah mark we'd let Marcus on or something yeah I forget I mean we're gonna do a two-hour with Marcus okay we bully him yeah right all right I actually so I have that one and that one uh I think we're gonna post it maybe it might be posted already by the time people see this oh it's going today it might cool yeah okay so Marcus episodes guard the ones we didn't do were the going into sweet greens and being who's gonna do the way yeah right which we can still do I could still do that we can still do it just one time if we're around there yeah I'll just secretly record you and you can just back who's gonna do the what here who's gonna do the what I imagine when she goes what yeah there's this is a chick peas please instantly [ __ ] out yeah or you know we could we could you know team up with milk and they could help us do it yeah true yeah we could do that I could just hype us up they just do it bro yeah my goin khakis and a [ __ ] yeah with a bob - I gotta be honest man I'm into their Instagram I don't they deleted all their videos off their YouTube channel why I don't know I don't know what they're trying to do but I think they're pivoting to Instagram or something I'm not really sure but okay there is a grime channel now is basically like what pranks on Instagram should be I think okay like it's all just like their funniest I don't know it's just all there it works a lot better on Instagram for some reason like just one-off videos of pranks of them doing yeah yeah I just think it's is like it's shorter it's to the point yeah yeah you know I think we're past the point of uni but what's up YouTube it's prank boy TV you also like don't see that production value you on Instagram a lot true because now they're used to the YouTube production value yeah so it's not like they're just filming with their iPhones they actually have lav mics they're editing the [ __ ] yeah for Instagram yeah so I don't know it's kind of cool so yeah the the rewards we will do the rest of them actually a fifteen thousand I wrote I want to make a song about you about the patreon subscribers and I still absolutely want to do that that's the one I'm really pumped about so let's get that [ __ ] to 15k I feel you oh I think the other thing is I don't know maybe a 20k milestone we go to two camera two camera two camera yeah I'm thinking like face yeah then we can face each other again yeah okay I like this so or we could you know we could double up on that or whatever we'll figure it out oh yeah like two in front of us yeah Oh getting spicy yeah it's getting saucy yeah it's getting saucy my and now we got to go we got to go [ __ ] down to Long Beach pick up all the merch for the tour and I think of everything step and repeat back boxes there's so much [ __ ] yeah doing real life [ __ ] yeah that's great you can just make a youtube video and upload it yeah yeah for this tour we got to go we did this [ __ ] we didn't even realize it was like you need a background for when people take pictures with you well yeah I guess you gotta you even where do you start getting that made you can't you can't die getting a cigarette machine vendor that doesn't work anymore bindis yeah yeah anyway so now we gotta go pick that out we got to go pick up all the [ __ ] shirts yeah they look great by the way yeah I'm pumped to see them honestly yeah should we go do that right now I think we should peace guys you all so much for listening yeah thank you listening on itunes check out the patreon if you're listening to this and you live in San Francisco I think second show has a few tickets left and I've been saying that but it genuinely is now just a few left yeah so we hope to see you there yeah and we'll see you guys in Phoenix and everything yep well you're listening on iTunes then it'll of already and so animals greatest it was great to see you guys yeah Phoenix Phoenix let's pretend we went to Phoenix from Phoenix was fantastic yeah great crowd yeah yeah yeah super crowd yeah San Francisco also great well we're not there yet we're in San Diego today oh but no I'm saying if you listen on iTunes this is already next week yeah yeah oh yeah San Diego mean the whole tour was fantastic yeah a great show that [ __ ] down a shutdown comics yep all right uh yeah you know what I'm gonna say to right now before we end what up follow us on Instagram yeah go for it yeah all right that's it peace peace love y'all [Music]

Channel: TMG Studios

Views: 316,790

Keywords: tmg, podcast, cody ko, noel miller, conversation, comedy, comedians, satire, long form

Id: E_K5CNJuzK4

Length: 75min 6sec (4506 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 30 2018