Episode 108 - Global Domination

next year it's the moment you've all been waiting for the tiny meat game kotico and Noel Miller are going global TMZ presents the global domination tour the beef boys are back with a brand new show and this time they're taking on the world the UK Ireland Germany Australia New Zealand and the United States of freedom you don't want to miss this all event your tickets now tiny meat tor.com what's up guys welcome to TMZ podcasts this is actually last week's episode if you want today's episode that'll be on our patreon right now you can get it a week early if you contribute its patreon.com slash tiny meet gang so thanks if you do that and if not enjoyed this one who's a e i o you and sometimes why daddy slept with the mail lady what a e i o your parents are getting a divorce let's talk about all right Cindy let's practice our vowels today you've been doing so good in school AEI oh your dad is leaving for another woman AEIOU and sometimes your dad sleeps with his secretary he's a dick AEIOU and why did your dad make another daughter I just you know I loved you so much I had to make another one you'll get to meet her in a year AE I owe you and sometimes you ruined my life why you and why did I have you I have you a E I owe you you're adopted dad I'm 25 I know my vowels I'm going bareback today yeah this is no headphones no headphones you know better oh man we were a little better week five tour boy Cody and Noel are the worst yeah they really are they're worse dude I was the worst so we have so much that we didn't have we didn't get to talk about last episode I know I remember when we finished I would there's like I was like where would you finish you pop on your phone it's like oh yeah another some [ __ ] happens right then or yeah you just see some [ __ ] that you're like oh no I remembered that I like some you know pills and is I'm stupid or something like that two things you gotta get out the way one we have legitimately a [ __ ] massive announcement next week oh yeah right yeah we should you know add that up front we do have a beady little eyes peeled for that yeah a [ __ ] master this is not this is literally nothing we've done before yeah this is crazy it's I'm pretty [ __ ] nervous yeah yeah yeah no it's a great announcement yeah it is I'm thinkin ounce 'men it is [ __ ] it no it's huge literally it's just big it's gigantic yeah yeah it's gonna cover a lot of surface area surface area yeah it's huge yeah so big asset now no Tuesday it's on Tuesday it's on Tuesday sorry as day I said next week I didn't suppose why today is it Tuesday it's Tuesday no you said Monday did I okay sorry Tuesday Tuesday big ass announcement coming up big ass big big ass announcement big [ __ ] in the EAS yeah as its referred to is that his term and the second thing is apparently I told the story of the drunk girl a cost thing yeah Chris twice you did and when you said it the second time I was like I think I've heard this well you know I think it's good just keeping with the theme that I tell it again so we're at yeah yeah and initially it's a really good story - yeah forgive me guys I [ __ ] I'm going crazy we're both going crazy no okay see here's here's something speaking of AEIOU school and all that I was howling and I mean actually howling at this clip of this dude in blackface teaching like a science class or some [ __ ] he's dressed up like common and he's he's mimicking his like Intel AI commercial but he just ends up looking like Robert Downey jr. from Tropic Thunder he's like fully like like black face to the neck like and is he bald he's bald okay yeah or maybe that could've been a bald cab I don't know the lighting in that clip is awful but I could watch it I opened it up with so couldn't I started like started and I was too awkward I couldn't watch it because everyone in the class knows that it's [ __ ] up but he somehow thinks said it's okay I was howling just thinking so many things on my first up what was going through his mind when he was wiping the makeup off no no he was over all right that first thought was he just feel like no dude what about what he was thinking when it was halfway on do you think when he got past his eyes and he was like yeah this is still so sick there's just so many steps that should have inspired him to like think that one bro first of all he's teaching like high school so you know classes start like seven did he put it on before work so is he in like blackface at 6:00 in the morning eating breakfast his wife like driving through traffic in blackface just like looking at people like was a and no one lasting comment yeah idea getting into character yeah and no one's like yo what that's not cool it's 4:00 a.m. used to get up extra early to put it on honey sorry I'm it's four I have to get into costume she wasn't like maybe don't maybe just don't was was it at like a Halloween thing or was it I think it was like teaching like a lesson well yeah it was like he was like I think he's trying to talk about like a I but like when you hear him like he doesn't sound like comment at all like then you only bring it up most play a sound he sounds bro oh my [ __ ] god dude I got to hear this I was crying laughing like nobody like if you got up at 4:00 and at 4:30 after you stepped out of the shower you're like it's time [ __ ] or do you put it on at his desk people are trying to go hey Mike whoa what the [ __ ] so I am I'm getting ready for today's lesson what's up hey Mike yeah what's up God what are you doing dude what I'm just he's halfway it's just here thinking about it spiracle II like this [Music] split completely look at to talk basketball TAS head is just laughs is black pace the other half is just still what's up dude dude he [ __ ] he only has the front and the neck put the back and the top of the head is not done because he can't see back there so the facts just white and then he turns around and then it's just like what's up oh hey Mike yo what's good Oh what hey I'm glad thank God that you're here could you do the top of my head no no no black hate the top of your head you [ __ ] [ __ ] are you asking me oh there's like so many points where people could have been like is this [ __ ] up that's what I'm saying do that that's what had me crying I was a teacher how do you not know that that's not okay dude listen him he sounds like Robert Downey jr. but in Tropic Thunder but not doing a good job with my man dude I think he realizes right at the end like this person is filming him he's like he goes like going to a nut like a second verse and he's like wait and then it ends yeah you like he like he like gets the hands I like he's ready to go again millions of people Justin Trudeau had a damn fro that's bad that's so bad so many levels to that eight he could have stopped there's just so many hours before that happen you know to say yeah you think you probably wonder why everyone's like babe I got a really awesome good plan for tomorrow's class imma kill this [ __ ] kill this [ __ ] they're gonna [ __ ] love it do and then as he's explaining it there's like five things where she's like and so if you're gonna wrap to what in blackface no all of those none of it is good none of that stuff's okay do they have the the half-submerged blackface is hilarious just quarter head like the front and the the top of the he can't see but not the back and not the bottom it's just like one-fourth of the pie and just just to the eyelids that's so good [ __ ] hell dude I was so good my boys back home were just like crying dude just say what was he like wiping off the makeup feeling like you know he killed it that or like did he feel like you know when girls put on their makeup to go meet a dude and they catch it with another girl like just go home and he's like I'm a [ __ ] I can't believe I did that to myself I'm a hole for him I can't believe it I did that oh we are we are in State College Pennsylvania right we are in Penn State I've never been here what's up Penn State literally the only thing I know about Penn State is what's that coach dusky yeah yeah literally the only thing I know yeah well don't say that on stage tonight yeah hey one thing I know is y'all had a pedophile you'll probably get to probably be pretty awkward yeah I'm sure there's a point in the show where I could use that name and oh yeah there is I guess you could write out and see take a risk yeah that's what comedies about man practically taking risks dude you're not taking R is if you're not named Robin pedophiles regularly in your set about doing commonplace you're not doing common blackface and rapping about AI you're not taking risks truly take him that's what he was doing man what I want to push the boundaries of education with AI in common what can you do with technology it's up to you Tropic Thunder this is getting the lines down and [ __ ] you know you all man you know who you are yes I do i'ma do disguises to do playing another dude dude are you damn Robert you nailed that one [ __ ] hell do you know shout-out to a salt & straw for stealing our ideas oh yeah right well no that's been that's actually a flavor for like years now they've been doing this turkey so because some people rights reached out and they were like you know solid straw has a turkey flavored ice cream that they come out with like every year special flavors featured flavor of Thanksgiving time it's actually pretty good but it does actually legit tastes like Turkey that's so gross it's candied turkey skin is disgusting it's not that bad it's just a tiny bit savory dude imagining the texture of ice cream tasting like poultry is just so off-putting everything is about chicken pudding get chicken pudding yeah by the way we got so many comments of people that said they bumped they threw up you guys got we cast on it dude chicken ice cream that makes you [ __ ] throw up bro to be fair I think I think my stomach's imbalanced to it I could watch someone like died on liveleak and I could be like oh man I'll feel a little something but like chicken ice cream yeah that makes my stomach actually by the way now that I'm saying that I realize I actually think it was from the poopy Greg thing that yeah always that little throw-up by the way his name is naked Martin he's a UK icon apparently is he at naked Martin see we were close oh it be Greg yeah Greg name thing are arguably the same thing but yet chicken pudding not a new [ __ ] shout out to everyone who sends that picture of that chocolate dipped wings with sprinkles on them yeah that actually looked good it's a funny the way that happens the internet [ __ ] sucks you can't say anything without someone being like that exists I say that exists like literally chicken wings chocolate chicken wings with sprinkles on them that that was posted the day our episode went live that should be that should not this should be a joke you know them saying yeah that's no one should know no one should be like oh yeah there's chocolate chicken wings there were some blog being like these look delicious [ __ ] you know they don't ruin our [ __ ] joke thinking it real yeah making a really yeah yeah [ __ ] you trying to make us seem like we're [ __ ] simpletons yeah exactly oh you joke but that's real that's real you know suck my dick you you made it real just to sound cool yeah now actually chocolate chicken wings it's a Brooklyn line every day around the corner yep [ __ ] oh my god I just my brain just went like four things no what first off common AI black face teacher going to get his chocolate chicken wings standing that's his favorite chocolate chicken wings that's a big that's a big mashup of bits right yeah yeah yeah just looking the ultimate just that dude dressed like common sitting for the chocolate shaken wigs in Brooklyn yeah yeah what technology it's up to you this [ __ ] homeless what is he doing here oh I'm gay I [Laughter] don't you get it I'm [ __ ] gay speaking of gay a shout out to our our boy Wyatt he's our lighting guy he's a he's a he's a proud gay man he actually I got his blessing to tell this story because this is the funniest [ __ ] so we're talking about haunted houses that we missed the funniest part of all oh yeah right so we're going through one of these haunted houses and one of the sections of the haunted house was how would you describe it it was like two inflatable things on both sides yeah two giant air bags yeah inflated like down a whole hallway that were taught to like inflated so much that it was touching each other so you have to like you have to just like just Jimmy yourself through this [ __ ] yeah so it's basically just really claustrophobic yeah so this like they use this same [ __ ] at another one where it was like it was waist high and like it looked like a bed of like [ __ ] limbs and [ __ ] I thought that was cool when there's like a dude like laying in it like trying to scare you if I walk past it and it's like it amps it up a little bit somebody gonna grab my feet what the [ __ ] going on here this one was like like seven eight feet high like you're like immersed in this [ __ ] yeah and it's going on for like way too long away too long and it's like long enough for me to realize that hundreds of people have passed through it so that part actually made me gag because I'm like dude so many people just like like just been through this oh just imagining like just rubbing germs with like people yeah yeah and so we're going through it and it's like uncomfortable I'm like ah I'm like this is [ __ ] nasty and then why it goes yeah this is what I would I imagine [ __ ] is like and we were joking that the scariest thing for the haunted house for Wyatt was having to go through [ __ ] get outside we're all scared of something else and why it's like as a gay man the vagina part scared me the mom this is what I imagine [ __ ] to feel like yeah it does feel like this when I submerge my entire body in vagina walking through [ __ ] I think it was more of the fact sharing it with a bunch of guys bunch of guys have been through here before you know why it is open up our eyes to a lot of things he's showing us how grinder works grinder is the most dude app [ __ ] is crazy I could not believe it that [ __ ] is like [ __ ] is advanced yeah you can filter by anything yeah a [ __ ] up yeah it's [ __ ] but it's like dude it's it's like it's dude [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah you put you brought up a good point that night it's like straight dating is like what you want to be perceived as and like gay dudes was like no it's like though hard numbers yeah yeah exactly yeah this tall this weight when I can [ __ ] where I'm at exactly like a big date straight dating is like is like yeah you take someone out and you just you just act like oh yeah I read a lot of books and it's like who you want to be seen as I mean okay dating is just like no it's just hard I'm just gonna be honest this is exactly who I am yeah I'm five nine you're looking a [ __ ] right now then let's do it if not there's plenty of other people within a mile of here that are down to [ __ ] you ever uh you you ever wanted to give a guy's 5/9 320 a [ __ ] no that's fine I literally have a hundred people waiting for me that are down to do it I was like joking with Wyatt that like gate like Grindr is like like I imagine like why it's DMS are like what people wish their DMS look like yeah just hundreds of people being like let's [ __ ] let's [ __ ] let's [ __ ] let's go down beside you in this coffee shop right now you down like we bottomed the bathroom quick handy come out are you down like a regular gay dude probably gets as many DMS is like a rapper yeah Wyatt and the babies in boxing that [Laughter] kinda was killing me that a regular game in gets as much asses like someone like a famous person like works so hard like to be at that level they check it out his refresh every time the timer is one second on every single one of them yeah man it's like this all day look at this one [ __ ] one [ __ ] you're hot you're hot you're hot you're hot yeah it's like all day if I ever feel a little bit down I just so look at it 700 people want to [ __ ] me dice that's that's nice that's nice I don't need any reassurance today categories are crazy like how they categorize oh yeah twangs twangs yeah point otters bears yeah leather leather that's just just leathers and bro the look oldest one is discreet what is that that's like I see League a yeah it's like in the closet mmm it's discreet that's like [ __ ] Ashley Madison tried to make a whole business out of that category yeah and that's just a feature of Grindr yeah yeah yeah it's just a little just there's a little on a selection wheel oh yeah yeah you're in closet yes [ __ ] yeah discreet yeah well still [ __ ] no literally [Music] twing sweet twenty twinks I'm just thinking Swank's punks yeah like what I think I like the main category in the subcategory yeah gamer twinks links links gaming twangy a gaming twice skinny man who could be could pass his game yeah skinny gamers with the passes game went Glink passing links wink passing if gamer was a category on Grindr oh so funny my god dude and that's literally the only non-sexual category that's the only place that has like every kind of person grinder for gamers do you need to find it someone to grind with mmo's counter-strike fortnight we got all kinds here and grinder calm hmm I always thought like forgot who you just work with this gay dude my first job and like I we got in some discussion cuz our senior front end Oh like he grinder like offered him crazy money to work there okay and like in the way must make a [ __ ] ton of money but it makes it like that's also another thing I noticed is that like the so one of the like upsell menus popped up or whatever yeah and it was like the options for like account oh thanks I guess and like statuses was crazy you're like four bucks a month for like you know it was something like crazy like unlimited DMS and like all that like the [ __ ] you want the moat like it's all thought out completely the [ __ ] you'd want the most and like yeah I'm so mechanics we're like crazy specific and thought out yeah like they must bank why why it was telling me like you could spend up to like 200 a year on that app yeah like like more like a I don't know I think the number was higher yeah dude and so my boy I'm not gonna say his name but he said that in the interview he's like I don't know if this was legal but in an interview whoever's interviewing him kind of like made a statement it was vague that basically said like look like we get it like if you're not comfortable you know I'm saying like or like if you're afraid of how like working here will like affect like your social like image like in your own circle you know cuz they're basically acknowledging that you straight okay um and like the guy was like but you know we we try to compensate for that and then my like he said in the interview it just the statement kind of escaped him and then when he got the offer he was like oh [ __ ] oh really yeah the only reason he didn't take it was the drive holy [ __ ] but he was like dude he's like that number was insane really yeah like front end like it wasn't even like a senior role was like front end like mmm web dev type work and they were up like are they independently owned by one of the big dating I don't know or more I want to say they sold but maybe not I mean Google it real quick cuz I dude he said that they offered him like cuz you know like front end a web dev there's kind of a cap on that base but he basically he got like a senior high Oeste salary offer to him to do [ __ ] front-end web acquired by Kunlun damn Kunlun acquired by come damn how much was acquired for let's see hmm probably a fuckload of money they probably banks so much money the grinder probably makes a [ __ ] Louis shine is a Chinese company yeah so you know it makes a ton of dollars damn dude acquired a sixty percent stake in 2016 for a hundred million bucks especially not that much not that much no but I mean hundred mil to get out I'll take a hundred mil yeah totally that's crazy yeah so shall see like dating apps are so like sticky wait a min they're just like sticky it's like the retention is super [ __ ] high at least like for people that use them a lot yeah like it's like when tinder can't came out with the with the monetization [ __ ] yeah I was like oh this is it's not gonna work at all and then like everyone I knew that was on tinder was like buying the [ __ ] premium [ __ ] so they could super like and all that [ __ ] yeah yeah I don't man mmm I've never used one Lea never used one yeah I mean you're not really missing much honestly yeah not really there's some people that like power use those apps yeah but I mean I never even went on one tinder date when I was on tinder damn yeah rip crazy what do we have so saying that what you gonna say that anymore well no I just want you know yeah you want to make sure you get some Melton well just you know you got some jokes yeah I just want to make sure you got some jokes exactly it's hot as [ __ ] in this room so hot day open up that door so [ __ ] Heinz day one of the door Oh real quick sorry gang so tomorrow's last last show yeah yeah tomorrow's the last one and then tomorrow's Friday and then I'm going to New York on Saturday for a real bros panel so if you're in New York you want to come see I don't know if there's tickets still available or not but just search New York Comedy Festival real Bros panel if you want to see me Jimmy Christian Nick is gonna be there and Colleen from the show we're gonna be doing a panel in New York I don't know just talking about real bros and like what making the show I guess my nerves you see fun killing me sorry um yeah no they should come see that you got a you got a you gotta go there and just like one-up everybody and just method act the whole thing today Zoey like did his conference call and the guy was like it goes okay I don't know if you guys feel comfortable like maybe coming onstage like in character and Jimmy was like I'm gonna Nick's that right now because like cool but yet no cool I figured I figure maybe that wouldn't be cool so yeah that's all good I love that I as the director that's not happening yeah yeah no totally totally how would that even work you guys aren't dressed you don't have the Wardrobe I add and I just like rock a snapback backwards and answer questions in a douchey way I guess which is what I'm gonna do anyway so it's pretty much not he's pretty much just me to be me I'll be in character just Jimmy in a full suit but trying to do Xander with a little soul patch yeah yeah eh leave it open sorry everyone's like you guys got the door opened during the recording is that cool yeah no it's fine that's how that's helping a lot though that AC flown in here that's how dialed in our people are man with yes everybody I don't know sorry I'm getting sentimental again I just appreciate buildin the team is man Chris is working and he just comes over he's like you want this mm-hmm it's good sake yeah it's good but yeah keep that up keep those eyes keep those beady little eyes peeled for our announcement on Tuesday oh yeah you know the curse is working on something for that below your small minds geez calling everybody small brains damn what that's me and you can't say that you man you're joking getting on my ass about calling them losers yeah kidding people said I got triggered because I heard the word loser and it was like everyone was bullied you huh no no they didn't I didn't get bullied you bullied ever I was a bully okay I was a cool guy now I call the people losers yeah I was a jock I was totally a dog yeah I was dude yeah what I've ER I was a big-time jock walk around high school my speedo on show off my package yeah jock I was a big-time jock and bald-headed with tall white tees and Timberland I was a huge job huge jock yeah bro what else [Music] mmm there was so much speaking earlier talking about the a ey o UI yeah there's a wonderful subreddit which you know I don't even know why it's called a subreddit never been there and there be no no way that is but keep going yeah called off my chest and there was a big one that popped up and the title was I hate being a mother oh and it was a girl who got pregnant very young and she's like now just let me preface I know that me getting pregnant is a hundred percent on me that said I hate as here it is I hate being a mom it's my biggest regret of my entire life hmm and she's talking about how you know she loves her son she takes good care of her son but she gets this depression cuz I guess she had like a good-paying job in like a career and I obviously had to stop to become mom she was too young and she says she gets so depressed that she doesn't want to get out of bed and she saw I was getting anxiety attacks and because the bottom line is that her being a single mother she never gets a second to do anything okay literally every thought of hers is interrupted by the kid and everything like nothing is simple when having a kid by yourself Jesus yeah and one guy had you know the most helpful reddit comment I think I've ever read oh gosh is Leonor some people aren't meant to be parents it's like no no no [ __ ] no one is meant to take care of a kid by themself you dumb dick you wouldn't [ __ ] be able to handle that yeah you talking about what anyone would [ __ ] fold under the pressure dude kid by yourself you're like 20 no one's helping you you don't the [ __ ] you're doing yeah [ __ ] off in yeah yeah that's true you don't there are some people though that have like 20 kids that just do it somehow yeah but like some people [ __ ] love being parents yeah I guess but I guess the what she says you're the type of person that like hates kids yeah but if you just hate kids people just hate him you know I read that post and it made me wonder how I feel about kids it made me want to have a child that's a child and say yeah that's actually plans for 2020 goals I don't know why New Year's resolutions yeah baby yeah I'm gonna lose weight I think I'm gonna you know speak up more in meetings I'm gonna have a kid huh pump out a kid at least one yeah not might you for two or five you know or five I want to have as many kids as I can in 2020 that's really the goal is I want to get as many kids as possible if we can get all in one go if we get six out of there I wanna go I'd love that I told you about my buddies my good friends friend who him and his wife like decided they want to have kids and he was like you know it takes usually a year to conceive on average yeah okay I got a year left of being like you know a single or not single but like yeah not having a child like you're my life where I can just [ __ ] off and play video games as much I want I'm gonna take advantage of that yeah super stoked year they conceived when the first week twins twins he went from having no kids having to 9 months from when they wanted to have first one enough kid my buddy's like damn so how's that been he's like it's been rough yeah yeah yeah that yeah and I'm not gonna lie bro that that [ __ ] my whole year up yeah yeah it [ __ ] it all up crazy speaking of kids man listen if you are a kid or if you have kids or if you're a team even acne breakouts are unavoidable okay they are they happen to all of us there are days that you know something important will happen and suddenly a pimple appears out of nowhere boom what the [ __ ] and it feels impossible to look good but now guess well with Proactiv MD you have the solution it's America's number-one acne brand and Proactiv has helped fight acne for almost two stop laughing almost 25 years it's great I use the face wash in the shower keeps me keeps me fresh keeps me looking clean it contains a tap a lien which is the newest acne 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this one okay I 18 male had a flying over vacation with an older woman early 40s she recently told me that she's pregnant with my child oh wait wait what was it wait what's up this is your post 18 mail had a flying over vacation with an older woman early 40s and she hit him up and said I'm pregnant oh damn Wow yeah what'd you do beat that cougar [ __ ] of that [ __ ] pregnant ugh did what her husband couldn't damn think I'm pregnant he's like hell yeah you are he's like that's my good nut up a young nut that's why you pregnant [ __ ] respectfully I'm gonna call you a [ __ ] cuz you my [ __ ] dad that's the phrase II you never see yeah you know you hear about teen moms a lot you never hear about teen dads yeah teen then teen dead and that good old cougar puss I was watching the show modern love on on Amazon yeah and like that happens in one of the episodes so she she sleeps with some guy she gets pregnant I think it's in the first episode actually and she like meets up with him she's like I'm pregnant and he's like to him she's like yeah you know you don't have to be involved if you don't want he's a crate Thanks and that was that and I like Jesus [ __ ] dude instantly yeah okay thank you that's a huge weight off my shoulders I appreciate you yeah shake that thang so much too much yeah hit me up yeah I mean I thought dude no because they ate here that's mad professional cuz when I hit here eighteen that picture her texting him like I am I'm pregnant and he's like bruh don't cap hey exactly don't [ __ ] cap you're pregnant you're like forty low what you all day ever [ __ ] you pregnant bruh yo I'm pregnant okay boomer Spongebob meme okay boomer just a picture of it's just like a shitty selfie from like here Lee Davis bit pregnant Michael I have stage three cancer okay boomer okay boomer get more cancer boomer pregnant just goes to all of his friends lul I'm a dad yeah yeah I'm a dad Brahma dad Brahma dad love Mau Mau my dad [ __ ] long lol y'all gonna make tik toks together capital lol dude yes it's gonna have so sig LMFAO Mike you would get a cougar pregnant that's so you Mike oh my god that reminds me of like one of my favorite [ __ ] tweets ever what who wasn't that tweeted this probably a hobby or someone like Carly Rae Jepsen or something cute Carly Rae yeah it was like it was like a group chat oh my god what was it I'm gonna butcher it I'm not gonna read it cause it's behind rehearse it because recited I mean no bro the other thing I want to bring up I know you want to bring some up but I have to talk about this but actually you said you want to say something a second ago and I looked at her okay good well it's how I was so Matt told me to watch this [ __ ] episode of the rogue stirs podcast Jo rogue and I'll dip into some rogue stir you know every now and then I'll again I'll watch some rogue Jaime and he had this he did an episode with Tom Segura Bert Kreischer and Irish Ari Shaffir Ari Shaffir Ari Shaffir che first and so they do this [ __ ] called sober October or whatever and I guess like in the final week or whatever Ari and Bert we're gonna do a podcast and so our I came over to Bert's house mm-hmm and spiked his drink with Molly mm-hmm and they did the podcast and he starts like rolling halfway that he didn't know he didn't know he's like leaving the next day on tour yeah he's leaving on tour and his last night but he just found like his kid these kids say bye to his kids rolling on Malling then he got on a plane he was still rolling yeah they need like [ __ ] field dumbest [ __ ] the next day when he had shows and she liked that so they're all room talking about this on a podcast and they're like I like they were mad but at the same time it was like dude if someone's [ __ ] drug to me one of my friends I would just just sound that bro just never talk to them again right I don't yeah I mean I don't know their friend dynamic I mean it might be forgiving of that cuz it sorry but it was really really uncomfortable watch if you want to watch like a really uncomfortable twenty minutes on a podcast but also very interesting go just look up the clip of that it's Fox dude it's [ __ ] I still haven't watched that full thing I need to UM hmm thing I wanted to talk about this [ __ ] this clip is crazy this dude is his name is Stephen McDaniel okay and he murdered a fellow uh it's like colleague of his he's in law school you've gotta heard one of his colleagues but he finds out they found the body on television during an interview there interviewing him asking him about what happened to her and he just keeps saying he's like I wouldn't no one knows I mean some people thought maybe she went running and she got picked up but we have no idea what happened we we just have no idea and then the the reporter says something to the effect of like it says so how do you you know do you guys have any comments you know now that they've they found a body in the parking lot and he was like they they found a body she's like yeah they it's not confirmed but they found a body and in the parking lot just like over wherever they specify and he's like I think I need to sit down and he like sits down and he's like he's like you could tell like he's like gonna vomit cuz like yeah he's [ __ ] he did it he did it he funny when was this uh in 2000 when was this 2011 okay it's old yeah it's old can I see this clip I mean yeah it's as long as he'll oh it is why I didn't play it yeah it's like [ __ ] three minutes long just fast-forward to the good mean if it's to the good [ __ ] I can't even talk dude I'm like yeah enunciate any words I'm fried bro I slept like 10 hours last night I'm saying chilling so why did he kill her it's like Proactiv you get a pimple on your face boom what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dad just won't play okay well good that was fun [ __ ] whatever it's okay dude he uh so he was basically stalking her okay he had like this webcam that he would put like on like effectively like a selfie stick good yeah and I would put it up to her window oh good to get a feel of when she was coming home yeah yeah yeah and then he puts it together that she's home alone one night breaks in there strangles her and then dismembers her body into multiple pieces charming yeah hmm yeah good serving a life sentence yeah well as you should be yeah as he should be yeah [ __ ] unfortunate to him that's sick as [ __ ] dude literally shakin that yeah [ __ ] off it's a sick one when you're [ __ ] holding up a selfie stick no don't part of your brain that's like ha where are we definitely that kind don't know what are we doing do they show his there's a there's a recording of his like I don't know if you call it his deposition but like basically after they take they take him in and they're doing the classic alright what a [ __ ] were you yeah and he is so cold about it he's just kind of like yes no yes he's like just not this is devoid of empathy just staring the guy in the eyes Jesus Christ yeah and then the the theory was that he would have gone on to be like one of those like Ted Bundy type [ __ ] really if he wasn't caught Jesus Christ yeah hmm well that's good oh sorry just yeah just really yeah just really killed the vibe but that one sorry I killed the vibe yeah vibe check that's just my [ __ ] this is my I don't know you dismembered the vibe there I Stephen McDaniel device I tracked down the vibe and just caught it into a million pieces do you know just [ __ ] Ted Bundy the vibe dude yet what the [ __ ] dude what is your problem you're like a Ted Bundy of vibes drives right now dude follow every vibe you pull up and you just [ __ ] sever that [ __ ] into a million pieces and then you [ __ ] it off dude what the [ __ ] is your problem bro yeah jesus [ __ ] Jack the Ripper Ted Bundy of vines y'all gotta use it if you're in college you guys are telling people that show they [ __ ] the vibe up you're like the Ted Bundy of vibes bro what the [ __ ] is wrong with you dude every [ __ ] vibe dude you just gotta watch you're murdering the vibe you're literally like stabbing it and cutting into a million pieces and putting it in trash bags and then putting it in a vats of acid that are stored in the forest you're the [ __ ] Iceman of vibes dude [ __ ] off that's fun rotting in prison vibe killer there should be some stupid hook and there should be like the next season of uh was that Netflix show or they parody [ __ ] yeah like American vandal the American babies alive yeah [Music] you know what you gotta watch to watch man you gotta watch that [ __ ] new show on HBO it was three o'clock and you know I was just like I was getting ready for the party that night and I don't know something oh oh he's still on that something felt weird that day but I couldn't put my finger on what yeah like I mean the girls are just like you know we're just like getting like some [ __ ] you know black market for Loco we like how to plug who like found like a distributor and like they still like some cans lying around so we're like dough and like we bought up like ten cans cuz we're like we're gonna get [ __ ] up like our dads like drank this [ __ ] and got [ __ ] killed off it's like let's go and so yeah like we just picked up those cans and like we didn't really think anything was a problem like we knew we knew Trevor was like kind of weird but like we're like whatever it'll be fine so we got him a can too and then you know once we got to the party things were just weird how do you feel now now knowing that they've found a vibe outside in the parking lot wait there's a vibe in the parking lot yeah they just found in the trunk of a car in a parking lot two miles away they found one well what kind of vibe was it uh it was a it was like a kickback kind of vibe nothing too crazy mostly just yeah some people hanging out but you know it was getting pretty fun y'all gonna need four loko um I'm kind of [ __ ] up right now and that was an interview with Chad Chad s'en Chad Trevor's prolific vibe killer of the 20th century Chad ran multiple marked multi-level marketing schemes in which he would try to go to clubs into giving him full control and wherein he would try to outsource ticket sales to other college students chad was notorious for spinning of various club events featuring artists like riff raff and Travis Scott who would later be discovered as never part of the bill and they would just be his roommates dressed up as either riff raff or Travis Scott universally known as a massive vibe killing across college campuses who's that kid a heist [ __ ] Ted Bundy of vibes dude yeah I could tell he brought that random [ __ ] who is that nobody knows that kid awful I wonder if that kid in in [ __ ] College Station ever found out that we were like roasting him on stage we're not gonna say his name's [ __ ] that kid but yeah yeah did he find out I don't think so okay even if he did I don't think the ego I think that you go is too thick yeah penetrate yeah that's the Ted Bundy of vibes right there yeah seriously [ __ ] mm has the charisma of a [ __ ] car salesman goddamn those guys are pretty charismatic sometimes yeah they can be they can be no but seriously gotta watch Watchmen no I wanted one of those shows where I'm three episodes in three hour long episodes I still have no idea what the [ __ ] is happening but it's like shock cool so I'm just down to watch it yet whatever cool [ __ ] happens that ISM I don't know what it means yeah I [ __ ] with it whatever this is then I go back on I go to Reddit and read the discussion thread not that I go and read it yeah andrey discussion threads but i do that after the episode i stoled it still makes nothing boy ah doctor man that's dr. Manhattan it's gotta be you know I don't read that I read the [ __ ] book too Dan I read the watchman book and I watched the movie well it's still lost I'm just dumb so you're just a big ol idiot is what you're saying I am dumb it's a big old [ __ ] [ __ ] sucks I'm an adult don't ill I say we we get into this man the the everyone's favorite part of the podcast what will we talk about combat sports okay yeah all right cuz we got I actually watched the fight so we can actually talk about it we have that but we also have a super fight this weekend yeah yeah super fight so I didn't realize it's that [ __ ] Staples Center yeah and the tickets were selling like dog [ __ ] they're not really I so when [ __ ] I saw that keemstar tweet or whatever I went and actually look cuz he posted a screenshot of like Ticketmaster of the seat map yeah and the way they do it is like it's gray or it's blue if there's if there's like tickets available yeah if there's tickets beside each other available still do that's how they do it so when you look at it from a bird's eye view it seems like there's not many tickets but if you drill in if you actually click the sections yeah a lot of those tickets are sold okay it's probably like a couple thousand or like a thousand tickets that like haven't been sold yet which won't feel like a lot in the grass it's a 10,000 cap or something like that stables I thought was like 22 is it it's Able's is massive oh yeah I don't know google it I might be over I just can't believe it they can move that many tickets I can guess this [ __ ] about that [ __ ] anymore like even mm I don't know they they have a diet they have a die-hard fan base so the you know to ours that's probably people think when they look at us dude those [ __ ] idiots can tour yeah yeah I guess that's true it's [ __ ] morons he's a [ __ ] yeah cuz off about TMG [ __ ] tiny what gang [ __ ] those guys I'm definitely gonna watch it no I'm gonna watch it yeah yeah that's what I'm saying is like know what maybe if I feel like that type of event attracts people who don't give a [ __ ] dude [ __ ] some people we know that like they're flying in they got a Airbnb they got front-row tickets like they're gassed about it who [ __ ] Wow okay yeah huh I don't wanted a yeah I don't want to talks nobody no no it's fine I just I mean I guess if you make it like a thing and you make it up it's just the problem is it's like people will tune in to watch those two get their ass beat that dance it's not gonna be good though that's the thing like remember the [ __ ] last fight yeah it was it was a mess so hopeful [ __ ] am i watching I think that's the thing dude is it has this appeal it's like you want to watch it to hate it yeah yeah you know it's gonna be bad you know it's gonna be dog [ __ ] and like but everyone is buying a ticket they want to go on the [ __ ] chance student somebody gets knocked out yeah I mean we're talking about it so yes I'm saying people care for sure [ __ ] care I think I care but like I cared and I could don't care what you know I care and I just like don't care that's la [ __ ] you've ever said I care an adult care away um like I definitely want to see what happens so here's the thing yeah I guess I do care damn it yeah oh that's that sound it's go straight through awesome [ __ ] yeah I I really wonder what a [ __ ] Jay Jay strategy is gonna be he needs to cover up yeah cuz now that there's no head gear and it's smaller gloves mm-hmm but I was gonna get knocked out thanks Jay Jay's got some hands dude he's knocked out his training partners yeah clap to them really you know and and and you know low Gazette athletes not that he's not strong I really question what his cardio's actually like you know like that's that I said I've said the same [ __ ] last time say it again I say it every single time it's the most like basic observation about fighting in general but it's like you can train you can have all that [ __ ] I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do that but like when you step in there it's like your body like it either it has like the [ __ ] response that's like I'm gonna murder this [ __ ] or it's not yeah and that is such like a massive difference that is the difference of like that's what makes Nate Diaz and Jorge Maz vidal's so let's we'll make some great fighters yeah is they have that [ __ ] switch where they bite down yeah Nate Nate has took five knockout shots that fight he's no guy and got right back up and was like what's up dawg they're slapping a [ __ ] face full that fight was awesome Jorge is in insane form dude yeah that guy is a monster yeah it might you know I'm glad he moved up you know I don't I don't I I've watched him fight for so long it's such a blur to me at like what weight classes he's been at I know he used to fight at 155 and he moved up to 170 and since then he's at two insane knockouts also it's because he so I told you a story right maybe his career was kind of like you know when a couple lose one yeah when one lose one it was just kind of like it it's not that he wasn't bad it was just like you know sometimes he lose on points or or he gets subbed and you know a lot of it was he used to you think I'm paraphrasing but you know I believe he said in the past he used to worry a lot about his cardio and he would like maybe lose some fights on scoring because he wouldn't open up because he would be afraid that if he wouldíve he led his gas gas himself and it was a fight and and unintentionally he just ended up doing that to himself and so um he he agreed to do some reality show and like South America or something or Latin America is Latin America and he part of the reality show was him going into the woods and just like disconnecting from everything and he like he said like he did that and he had like just some some like life epiphany and like the way phrase that he's like made me realize got to come back and I got to baptize these fools that's how he says it and since he's come back he's knocked out dare until he need [ __ ] Ben Askren in the head hardest [ __ ] and he had a pretty here's the thing Nate Diaz fans I respect them I love Nate I love the Diaz brothers everyone believes that in those fourth and fifth rounds [ __ ] was gonna turn around I think Nick could have won maybe those two rounds if he got back to like his regular you know a sort of pace in those rounds you know he said like oh I was hurt so I you know I was waiting for those fourth and fifth rounds so I'd really get busy but like it's fourth and fifth rounds he hasn't won all of them like when you look at those fights where he's gone the distance he doesn't he doesn't won those rounds yeah you know the thing that the thing I saw was that Nate usually dictates the pace he's in your face he's slapping you he's doing that [ __ ] 15 20 minutes in a row that's what breaks fighters down that's why fighters like they get scared of him yeah but you saw Jorge Jorge manding the whole thing whole thing yet whole thing you know he really was you saw when like Nate got a couple one 2s and and we're just laughs yeah well Jorge like like he like tied him up in the clinch he like looked at the camera and he started blowing kisses to the camera he looked he was he was he was solid in there yeah his [ __ ] dude his left hand yeah it goes yeah it comes so fast and far yeah long yeah just pow and that reaching [ __ ] yeah that picture he posted yeah dude in that first round when he dropped I said Nick earlier I'm insane eight he dropped Nate in that first 45 seconds only oh it's over I thought it was done so what like I'm really interested in like the economics of fighting like yeah so like is this gonna basically make like this was the most the highest exposure fight that MOSFET all has had thus far right I think so yeah this is probably gonna what double his [ __ ] I mean at worth he already made a shitload of money really is talking about it going into it he was like he's like other fighters are gonna see what I make and [ __ ] lose their [ __ ] on this fighter on that fight really but it dude if they run a trilogy out of this thing really yeah damn he could retire I mean how much how much do you think he made off his won't fight I don't know the hard numbers let me look at it but I'm an adventurer I'll say like Conor McGregor numbers well what is that like over a million yeah oh really yeah oh wow thinking at least 20 mil cuz it was so sick of what my Nate Diaz must have made a bunch too maybe his name alone is like what drives all a [ __ ] pay-per-view yeah but I mean we gotta go soundcheck dude oh [ __ ] and we gotta start this [ __ ] at 5:00 so it's like sorry I know L mean to be the [ __ ] dammit dude the time warden again but oh let me just look at the the earnings I just look at the earnings what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] so he got paid 500 20k for the fight with Diaz so 500k to show and then he got a 20k incentive but it's the [ __ ] pay-per-view royalties that he's probably made oh so maybe not 20 mil that's [ __ ] boxing numbers but he at least made a million yeah I'm half a mil just to show up just to show up and leave and loser win that's so sick but it takes forever to get to that point yeah yeah massive card for that type of winning so crazy or how about the [ __ ] undercard they do to kick the guy in the fake heavenly that was extremely surprising because Kevin legalese last for fights he's not in a good like good place really he needed that win bad and that was a [ __ ] rule brutal has hurts watching that [ __ ] dude that dude was just like sleeping midair yeah he got talked in ya think lucky that the net was there yeah yes slam down in his head again caught him yep caught him yeah buddy was watched from that one yeah nuts so anyways guys we had to go soundcheck sorry a little talk about fighting for another 45 minutes yeah I'm not not allowed yep team G pod calm yeah Oh merch and - Tuesday Tuesday your 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Published: Thu Nov 14 2019