Eminem is Wild!

[Music] [Music] [Music] what's up everybody welcome to another episode of the history hanina's I'm Krista Stefano aka Chrissy cauliflowers with me on his Pappas aka Yanis Yaya here so I've cleaned that up I'm fixed it you got a haircut listen first things first let me head a photocell my Yas outside I taught you a half a second yo I'm gonna handle some business right now listen you [ __ ] freaks March 19th Gramercy Theater New York City first show is sold out second show tickets aren't moving so go get them it's gonna be totally different show from the first show Gramercy Theater March 19th live history on Hina's then we have a second show April 29th Wall Street Theatre Norwalk Connecticut ticket to removing the air go to history on Hina's calm or Christie calm be calm or Yanis pop it's comedy calm I also do you have any more do you have any dates in March any large thank you to whoever came out of uncle Vinny's and let's just let's just see if this new agent gets a cooking again he's got a fat face yeah um so uh yeah my I got [ __ ] you to my old agent [ __ ] you told agent so come see us in March is getting April I just want to let you guys know real quick or to Christie comedy calm I got Vancouver Indianapolis Boston and Newark New Jersey so please come see baby gorgeous performing oh and then we also just added Raleigh North Carolina so Christie comedy calm please get your tickets I love [ __ ] Kazi I mean I might be the only comedian who's hit Newark New Jersey a few times in a row you got a big following in Newark Jersey I'll keep Anna chosen or are you are you you crush in all cities that used to be crushing it cuz you know what it is with this new chair I like this new chair go to downtown Detroit to see Chrissy I like this new chair I it doesn't go up and down the other office chair I could push up and down so it'll be like I'm sitting on a [ __ ] and that would make and that would spur me into a new bits but now I feel like I'm just sitting a chair and it doesn't move yeah and I hate it yeah but at least have to move the mic at least we got a normal chair and I mean vanity is just going with the winter hat look inside because she looks like she's a greeter at Urban Outfitters I'm just happy Mike mush can breathe today I'm just we just want to make sure that those two are at peace lissa cos make no mistake they're like Israel and Palestine sometimes yeah yeah yeah they are they're both moody little [ __ ] I think Mike's the boy the booty would and I can understand that I'm a little moody too yeah I just don't scream at people no ELISA guys we're doing two episode we've left Ron cares for our bar store we are like a big deal your cut truffle pig it's everyone's getting a cat-scan show us cuz you never side any yeah guys we got scissors making cuts you get caught let's get caught you by AG better get off your ass cuz you're next yeah when you get into your car and if you see a red little tag hanging means goodbye guys make no mistake I'm leaving my lease of my Jeep Grand Cherokee three months early I'm gonna pee feet and I'm just gonna get myself into a bmw x5 it's what it is it's your Germany you just got to get into a German you're just hopping into that German love say I want to get into a [ __ ] German car but I want you I want you to know it's a German car that's drove by black eyes so it's perfect for me that's right Marx and Stevens that's right boxes Tibbets I talked about their origin story on the last episode it's so good so basically if you guys don't know max and Steuben's our characters that's your German guys how they say Bavarian god play of Bavarian guys that they met actually they were um they were not Hitler Youth soldiers yeah the characters from the 50s and it provides today were forced to be Nazis but deep down they were both ffs yeah but everybody had to pretend Baghdad said say wants to be part of the killing machine yeah but here's the thing max look the stupid stupid look to Marx and we could just see the twinkle in each other's eyes cuz what person was sugar detect sees somebody adds sugar in the tanks attack and he knows that he has sugars attack so one day there was an Auschwitz and they were supposed to be working moving people down lies yeah and mocks touch disturbances Steuben's looks at marks and there was a twinkle and then they went behind a bar they went behind a building and she said hi he said hi and he said do you love black guys listen how did you know I said I seated y'all yeah they said uh-uh we should sneak off and so they defected from the Nazi army and they went to the hills of France even though I'll Schwitzer Poland cuz reality is the suggestion and they ate stinky French cheese and wine and they [ __ ] but they realized they were just friends and their connection was more cuz they love black guys it's a love and that's the story of Max's stupid yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they're two people who are just bigger than Germany yeah we have bigger dreams in Nazi Germany yeah strudel and sausage wasn't enough we wanted to eat fine wine and cheese and we wanna [ __ ] what it's what it is and then they would go to find black guys what they would do is they would go wait outside magic shows and they would wait for the big trick that watch the black guys run out the circle they're dead and they try to catch him like a fisherman yeah girls like to run out of magic yeah so what can you do but listen yeah cuz when you see black guys running you don't know if there's a cop behind it where someone just did a badger I don't know yeah you just never really know you never really done you never know what's going on yeah so let me just okay so I figured something personal your shirt is gay well I was just gonna say first of all I figured it out I figured out I was listening to the 1975 and that's my favorite band and what I love about their music and what I love about them is they're just unapologetic for who they are and they don't play by any real rules yeah every song is so different I mean their lead singer comes out one day wearing the tutu then one day he's wearing a suit then one day he shaves his head and then he glues his hair back on his head and he's just wild and he's like Jionni yeah and you don't expect you don't expect them to be like that when you see them and I think that that's who I am and why identify so much with the 1975 because it's that that's just what it is like today I'm wearing a shirt that says yep , I'm gay and just wear it loud and proud but I'm not gay yeah but I wear the shirt that says it and I actually don't care what you think of me at all because I just feel comfy want me in the shirt yeah and I just feel comfy want be in my decisions and I think that that's what the 1975 do and I think that's why I like them yeah and also the lead singer said yesterday on his social media that he's looking for a guy to kiss and I'm gonna be that guy yeah coming to Madison Square Garden in May and I swear to [ __ ] Christ I'm gonna get my lips on Matt Haley's [ __ ] lips you understand that the things you want to do are gay things yeah but you keep saying you're not gay I've got a shirt that says yep I'm gay yeah I feel like I'm in a bad Will & Grace episode with you yeah it's like the whole plot is like you realized you're gay turn it around you remember that movie with Kevin Kline where he's just slowly realizing he's gay because he likes show tunes and he he goes to you know certain concerts and he still goes to certain cons cackler and we're back you listen it's the last week of Black History Month yeah and you're a gay man yeah yeah yeah so it's the last week of Black History Month so I thought it would be what we thought has a group here that are you just farted in front of vanity in doubt because make no mistake this weekend you were just let him rip and they were horrible wet and Chrissy well farts was back in full effect off them accommodation I had no choice but to fall in front of vanity I had to let the come out so is that why the other way yeah wait a second oh I got a little sperm and I'll cuz it's of two years did a while since we talked about Chrissy well fartsy well farts and that goes more in your theater with different eras that I have because Chrissy well fart sounds like a lifetime ago yeah and it was really just a few months ago it was a few months ago but you know you stop farting and then this weekend vanity was in there and you just broke the seal like you were farting a lot in the greenroom and your fart sound like they're underwater but now you have filled the reason it's cousins come in there it's 1:00 and that's why their way if they got a little sugar enough yeah if you if there's one person in this world you can fire in front of it your wife yeah my wife yeah vetti Tia is long gone from any hope or chance you have buddy No yeah what vessel waiting game cuz you're just destined to be you're just destined to be with somebody who walks their cheque to Banco pop alarm what it is my baby's mine it's what it is I had a nice little Middle Eastern peace in the green room you did yeah yeah you did and vanity was giggling and when she was watching you flirt it was hilarious yeah yeah and then watching you though and watching you lie about why you couldn't hang out there that night what that night was my joy on the night home it's what it is yeah because when Chrissy would Christie's canceling plans you're gonna hear a lot of to words you know what those two words are take a guess the baby don't baby or no what's their phone conflict no you're gonna hear a variation of the same word I'll get a pen it's a variation the same where two versions of the same word you're gonna hear over and over again when Chrissy is canceling plans would it do gimme gimme gimme you got one baby definitely one and what's the other one I know babe you're gonna hear a lot of babe yeah a lot of baby yeah it's gonna be babe babe babe I'm sorry I gotta be at the baby the baby's in the on the trying to be BA we got more Bab in that's gonna be a lot of those yeah babe I gotta take the baby to Afghanistan what do you mean babe babe where she's got swimming lessons to to beta the baby's underneath the car I gotta get her a bye yeah I was on the cruise I was on the cruise in the middle the ocean and I got a girl out of my room I said I gotta go get the baby now what cruise in the middle the Atlantic we're on Rosie O'Donnell I just got lightheaded sorry I hear she almost went down is that a problem or someone was out of your [ __ ] Johnny yahya hair yeah wait so prison when I feel like I'm always gonna go down on funny and my blood pressure it's a blood pressure spike that's a blood pressure is that a problem or pressure goes up I mean you gotta go get a cookbook and cook for your husband yeah my hair was I look like I was wearing your old woman's wig yeah when you walked into panache barber shop at Bay Ridge they were stuff stuff and I was texting me it's like I can't believe these kids walking around with his hair like that he wants to cut your hair immediately yeah he didn't even want you in the ball shop with your hair like that you said mine now you look good I said look at his great yah-yah-yah 97 listen to me guys so we thought for the last week of Nami month Black History Month which has been very successful cuz of you guys the fans thank you so much we've had great great great black people have done great amazing things in history Harriet Tubman Marvin Gaye George Washington Carver recently Garrett Morgan who might canon who should be more famous and then last but not least we thought the best way to end Black History Month would be someone who's done the most for the black community mmm that's what we're gonna do so I ended with Eminem cuz he's white wait and then we're going right into [ __ ] Women's Month yeah we're going right into women's mind we're gonna start route Paul yeah we're gonna start with RuPaul and maureesa next women's mud yeah yeah women's March as Women's months we got a lot to look forward to on that yeah and we're gonna just yeah we're gonna start we're gonna start started off nice but we're gonna end the Black History Month with Eminem who you guys know is real name is Marshall Mathers he's a rapper um he's he's borderline squeak he's like 5 6 wait the kid 547 years older Eminem yeah oh they're just getting old huh yo rappers are just getting old yeah but you know what he's what's wild is he's he's probably the best rapper what like skills wise well I fin rot chaos right now it's not very good no I mean I mean come I mean you can't be considered the best rapper of all time and have jay-z just end your career in rap battle even though maybe you're better than y'see right because like you know jay-z jay-z definitely run one the rap battle and the career war but you got to say nas definitely won the commercial voiceover war what does he do he does commercial voiceovers now for who I think was for Hennessy that's where he's at well what yeah that's we're not good wow that's shocking yeah that's all not good for for a great rapper you know he's just doing commercial he's doing a lot of commercial voiceover well the kids making money yeah he's basically TJ Del Reno that TT Choudary no does not make money he wants to sleep on my couch last week I know but he did commercials note each other Reno's great go file T Joe Torino on social media he's great yeah so Eminem he's a little bit of ass quick yeah he squeak ash he's a squeaky and I think for Women's Month wouldn't be funny if we just did we tried to contact all the trans women who recently transitioned and and one female sports let that be a great way to celebrate with month right cuz we're all women right Betty yeah it's gender I know that gender is a construct and but all things [ __ ] but it's nationality like could you could you come out and say I don't want to be Italian Irish anymore I want to be Swahili well this is an honest question I'm not talking funny I'm asking what the truth is ask Sean King right yea asked Sean King we should have done Sean king here's the thing here's the thing he does a lot of good work but let's just can we not pretend for five seconds that that is not a white kid can we pull a picture he is to pull up a baby picture Shaun King and then poop a baby picture of me actually I posted on my Instagram can you find the picture that I posted where it's a split screen of me as a baby and Shaun King's baby it's all my Instagram if you swing I want to see Shaun King Shaun King without the shape up with so he's warm his mother's white his brothers are white but is his father black that his dad on his birth certificate white he looks like his dad his verse it's like they say that he grew up in a white family he says that his mom this how I know he's white he says his mom had an affair with a very light-skinned black man I think by very light-skinned he mean Dwight yeah some mysterious very light-skinned black man his mom had an affair with out of wedlock or something and that's why he is right like 10% black or whatever little just pull up Shaun King just pull I just want to see Shaun King yeah he may have a little black in him but he definitely was raised in a white family looking white definitely chose blackness which is fine yeah I guess you could be translational but that's what that's my point it's like I don't know just don't want thanks for the community which is great I think it's different then I just don't but like I think it think I think it's different for trans because trans I think I think people you're born you born just feeling like you know your your different gender yeah I mean it looks P looks black in this I could see how he's black in this picture though in these pictures but you're saying as a baby he does like he does it he does a nice thing with the shape up and the thing go look at pictures of him as a kid right before he cuts his hair that way yeah all right well he's III would guarantee I guarantees 100% white weight you see there yeah sort of the baby picture see the baby picture down towards the right I mean Mike it's right up there the second to the left on the top row top row second to the left oh right there right there yeah sorry sorry yeah that could sit a lot there you go boom boom oh yeah no really the black yeah no there he looks like a yeah that's him as a kid he looks like me when I was a kid he does he doesn't like me what can you do I mean look at his hair look at him he's a white kid right I mean that is a white kid I'm sorry people go I Thurgood Marshall it's like yeah there's a few but like even Thurgood Marshall hey what's up a third go Thurgood Marshall was black but no I know yeah I'm just saying he had kind of whitish hair cuz that happens once in a while like Colin Powell but Colin Powell at kinky hair yeah I mean I that were black people a lot for the most part of African Americans are mostly mixed I'm just saying when it comes when it comes to Shaun King I think we got a situation we got a little bit of an Elizabeth Warren situation look this is something that has happened recently it's like there's a cultural phenomenon you can't deny and those were a couple of examples of like white people claiming they were something else for kind of cultural points you can't deny it Elizabeth Warren did it Elizabeth Warren pretended she was a little bit [ __ ] Native American right she did because she wanted points she wanted those votes and and and and in yesteryear when she was applying she wanted scholarships or whatever or she wanted those cool points or whatever it is because it's become kind of cool to say like as long as you're not straight and white everything all right but that's why I'm wearing a t-shirt says yeah right yeah she got caught lying Elizabeth Warren has no Native American inner she admitted it she apologized for it but it was a [ __ ] lie yeah Rachel Dolezal pretended to be black she pretended she lived as a black woman she became president of a [ __ ] local chapter of it n-double-a-cp it's hilarious it's hilarious the documentaries hilarious turns out she's a 100% white woman but it doesn't negate the things that she did the things she did are great Shawn King who is uh you know one of the founders of black lives matter right has done a lot of great work cuts his hair looks a certain looks like a very light-skinned black took an Oprah scholarship for a black person and went to Morehouse a bleep oh and here's the deal yeah that's the issue then his birth certificate was found regardless of who found it some [ __ ] alright media whatever it is the truth is his birth certificate and we're talking about to see Yami mother cuz were wild but the truth is the truth is vanity I'm sorry feel uncomfortable cuz you're a millennial but the truth is his birth certificate says his father is this white kid named something King I don't remember and then I look at the picture the kid you like that kid looks exactly like his son that's what it is vanity is so tell [ __ ] a little nas ex wherever the hell you listen you'll write a song about it but then he said you know what happened was my mom because my mom had an affair with this I was born through an affair with this very very this mysterious very very light-skinned black guy who he's never giving a name for I noticed some people think listening going you on your wild okay how wild am i why doesn't he just ask his mom with the guy's name is it's just so these people can go hey can we find your son or after you become famous don't you think some kid might come around like Shaq's dad and be like hey can I get a couple of dollars here cuz they're lying yeah but who is this mysterious and why did he refer to them as a very light-skinned black guy yeah I mean how do you know were you there well you think about how your mom described it it's so [ __ ] transparent hilarious I don't know I made a Millennials double any old so they'll just they'll deal with it if constant if eighths boogie with a hoodie writes a song about it they're in yeah cuz like we're in it we're in an era where like details in research is just too much work the truth requires work so I just want to [ __ ] say an emotional slogan yes professor if you [ __ ] say anything contrary to what my [ __ ] emotional reaction is she with this history of a reading your [ __ ] racist your cat song and it's he is like I'm cold let me put my hat on but also no socks yeah also and please lay out no sucks but a winter hat she's like my ankles will be out for my to stop will be war it's just what it is I'm a millennial don't make sense and welcome joke's on Kings blocks yeah shocking [ __ ] but one more thing Mikey for Yami mud because I'm doing this black people should be pissed and in actuality a lot are good lot when you go to Twitter I love going to black twitter and like following the Shawn King [ __ ] because like a lot of them are [ __ ] odd to him um but it's complicated because it's a gray zone thing cuz he does a lot of great work Mikey can you google his brother Shawn King's brother now you tell me Chrissy yeah you tell me once you Shawn King's brother you tell me yeah I'm gay it's a shirt I'm wearing I'm safe to say whatever I want cuz I am gay and then and then while we move on one of you guys has to find when I split screen did being shrunken cuz we actually look like the same kid and I swear to God just go through my Instagram and find it but first gonna show up so it's about Eminem now we will get there yeah but in honor of history of Eminem an honour of Eminem we're fighting all the guys who are white we're looking for Shawn King's brother John King's brother pictures Shawn King's brother is that him with the beard I made that's not him yeah Shawn Kings right there right there it's second second again second third to the top the guy with the beard in the class somebody give Mike his asthma pump yeah that one just click on that one Mike Mike Mike's good a lot of stuff googlies not what up that's his father who was on the birth certificate and that's his brother in the white on the right and that's his mom up there everyone is a hundred percent white so why do people want to use what when he gets interviewed what does he say about says his mom went out in a first of all he didn't tell anyone he just said he was black and he only brought it up after it was it was revealed that that the birth certificate had a white father on it so because of that he never said anything before they had you say when he won't ever get a paternity test of course not I mean I get one actually there was a black there's a black conservative who's offered to donate two hundred fifty thousand dollars I think the black lab said her if he does a DNA test and he has it so and it was a black guy who requested it so what if some famous conservative black I can't remember his name but so what happened was after I think was me low yappin a pitch or whatever that [ __ ] green his name is he's not Greek I told me no you're not yeah he's not Greek she's got a Greek name he's I think he's actually Jewish from England England or whatever he's like a professional troll that kid or wherever his name is oh yeah yeah okay this isn't like an all right conspiracy by the way if you're listening you [ __ ] up so it's about Eminem small-minded kind of like [ __ ] idiots that roam the earth now they hear this and they're going like Yanni sounds very right-wing no it's called [ __ ] reality is what it's called and yannis a truth train today a reality is a suggestion on this podcast but not in reality not not today not today yep okay so so uh it got this got released that is that the birth certificate had a white father on it and so that Shaun King said this is very painful for me he's like I don't want to you know talk about my personal life but yo my people's my mom had an affair with a very very light-skinned black families personal history it's her business are you not a man like I don't wanna so he kind of out of his mom is a ho which is flawed is like his mom was cheating on his dad oh dear me he was out at cdtv yeah but and he he has a lot to lose because the thing is he beat direct like Rachel Dolezal he directly benefited that's the from from that as if you're doing stuff to help out the black community whatever that is that's great but when he's taking something from an actual black person that's a big [ __ ] problem and there's also a little bit of a red flag if this is true which I am 100% positive it is just on my hunch yeah and I'm not the only one better to stop looking at me I can cause you trouble but this one scene comes in we're gonna ask we're gonna ask it's gonna be the first [ __ ] ask them this short ting black the thing is like there is something a little you're going like if that's true if that's true that's a letch says something about a person's character a little bit that they would lie to that extent and live that way you know I mean if it's like you want to be a white guy who ups up black people why not just be honest about who you are you know but then when you take a scholarship and you know you do it you're a black scholarship given by Oprah that's taking a scholarship from a black person so he's got a lot to lose if that ever comes out that he actually is an Elizabeth Warren fake Elizabeth Warren just lied about being Native American I think it's hilarious hilarious yeah this episodes about Eminem it was a 100 percent Stone contest she she admitted it she admitted and she apologize for it yep yeah no she don't get again vanities so again she's still getting vanity as well I mean she had not even a drip of it I have at least 1% Arab blood so give me a show lo give me a show [ __ ] at Hulu four more years of Trump yeah and I got like 37% Turk I'm barely white give me stuff yeah give it to me I wear the shirt that says yep I'm gay you know what I'm gonna do for my next pitch meeting for entertainment I'm just gonna walk into HBO and just put my 23andme results on the table it's what is they feed me well that's why I have an audition I have an audition today for CBS that's why I'm wearing the yep I'm gay sure cuz like are you gonna say no to me that's hilarious so it's what it is yeah that's hilarious yeah well no I'm instead of going to the audition now Mike's just gonna film it for me I'm just gonna vent my mic 25 bucks in honor of ya me month you know what you know what I love about black people in black culture yeah is that they love genuineness they love honesty because they have spent a bunch of hundreds of years figuring out how to survive in a country they were like trapped in where everyone hated them was trying to kill him and enslave them and all types of horrible stuff of course so they're around white people pretending all the time right so nobody has a better [ __ ] detector than black people and he's probably older black women yeah they're the best they just have a [ __ ] detector yes so you have to like I just always respect that well even when you're doing comedy you feel it right because I can comedy when you go up there and you're like you act a certain way they feel the kind of that you're trying to not be yourself black people black people respond to genuine genuineness and truthfulness the only two things black people don't like are tipping and the gays that's the only thing they won't let see and they don't like that they don't love any gay jokes they don't like gay jokes they're they're homophobes and they don't want to give a tip and you that's okay though but I don't blame them for well I blame them for the homophobia but the tip thing I get do your job you [ __ ] waitress yeah they also don't like jokes about Jesus at all yeah and they're looking at their feet now and they prefer your jokes to be energetic and performed in an energetic matter they don't like it when you just stand there and deliver from your voice yeah I like yeah they don't and they don't like magicians they love magicians oh but they don't like that when they do the tricks that can't handle it yeah they just can't handle it yeah black people can't handle it's like certain people can't handle things like Chinese and Asians can't handle casinos yeah they can't handle of Kasane I love it they just go like Venna teachers can't handle Puerto Rican guy she loves it Mikey loves animate he loves screaming infinity R for no reason awkwardly two weeks after the incident it's what it is I'm just kidding sorry and I've recently loved them found a new love for sushi yeah you go to look for sushi and you know why I just read eat sushi with the baby and you can't handle Lebanese chicks because they look like Puerto Ricans without the problems please baby's mama let us put suneson listen we have to calculate I said about people not liking gays and no tipping now cuz we're taking true serum and it's a these are all stereotypes and a joke but the truth is yeah black people can be a little homophobic yeah it's just at comedy shows we feel it it's just what is where you tell the gay joke you'll feel it a little bit the audience might go whoa buddy you know I mean yeah we're not here for that but this episodes about Eminem but this episode about celebrate black culture celebrate Black culture and we thought Eminem would be nice listen you guys all know his music I love Eminem's music he does have a song out there vanity you brought to our attention to what is it called [ __ ] Donald Trump or something like that I'm yeah so what can you do who's your favorite rappers of all time because a lot of people put him in the top five my favorite rappers of all time I look mmm yes did you grow up in HIPPA I like Kanye West yeah I love LA I love NAS I love mobb deep mobb deep that Wow mobb deep I really like and then I like you ain't a [ __ ] you ain't a crook son just shook one choke wine I like that and uh you know I know biggie I like biggie biggie bit well a lot of people consider biggie the best I think that's probably the thing I think biggie and Eminem in my opinion biggie mmm here's another one a lot of people don't know about because I'm old-school head I'm hip-hop head big al yeah and you got it you got to rock him on there and I'm throwing Kool G Rap on there what come at me dawg yeah may be up to a big L I'm throwing I'm throwing a Kool G Rap on there I'm throwing so it's big al why is my nose itching Big L Big L coochie wrap Big E I'm throwing em on there I'm taught you gotta put em on here yeah I put em on it and in fifth I'm putting I'm putting uh what's her name cardi B no no the one from Australia uh eggy's le ah this footer up there in honor shortcake yeah yeah yeah cuz we're yeah we're Noma can you put the mm notes back on cuz I want to read some facts about everything so I like um now I'm putting aza in there probably fifth yeah should we just do should we just do for the last episode or Nami month just white people that have like like should this episode be Shaun King mmm Andrew Schultz well this whole episode is obviously a joke because we're doing M&M so we might as well bring up [ __ ] Shaun King - yeah I mean the whole thing is a joke I mean mmm is the Elvis of hip hop but here's the thing here's the thing here's the thing let's let's be honest let's be honest black everyone steals black culture and what's happened now is black people are so cool that people have even stole their [ __ ] plight everyone's pretending like they're [ __ ] oppressed like black people that's how cool black all it is these people and Asian people in new people age move everyone's acting [ __ ] it that's just stealing black culture right they've got so far as that's how cool black people are that people are now even [ __ ] stealing their oppression which is [ __ ] hilarious yeah when you hear Indian people go up there after winning an Oscar their body not that is that a way Suncheon I gotta get a shot you know it's funny I need to see a copy I don't think that's what they said that's what you people start talking just like where's your carpets jumpy speaking of carpets I'll be at the Aladdin theater yeah in October yeah yeah we'll be in Delhi yeah here's the thing here's the thing there you whatever like India guy you know you said finally we have representation right it's like finally we have representation I said it's a guy it's like oh yeah up who was given a bad name - it's like no guy I poo was made in like that what the early 80s it's like Indians didn't even emigrate to America right so like the [ __ ] sick season 70 so everyone who was Indian sounded like that until you were born you're like first generation your parent all the Indians emigrated to American like the 60s and they're crushing it in like 4050 years and they have the odet they're making on average South Asian people on average make more money and do better than white people so it's like and then you got these [ __ ] superstar millionaires getting up on stage going like I don't I didn't have an opportunity it's like you're the opportunity guy you're in first generation you're a multi-millionaire you're at the [ __ ] Oscars you're starring in movies how much quicker did you want this to happen yeah not much of a spit in the face it is to black people I know just be like we're so oppressed there was a cartoon that an accent that was done by a talented guy who could do voices oh my god it's just like slavery yeah yeah clip it we're never getting a TV show but I'm right and everyone listening knows I'm [ __ ] right cuz I actually have a cartoon in development clip that and then make my face not there just [ __ ] block my face out put me in blackface wait no sorry that was a mister steady a black out his face but don't don't don't actually yeah I like yes so Eminem actually started rapping at 14 in clubs in a Detroit Detroit Michigan and then quit school at 17 so there you go kids listen if anyone's younger and it's looking to go to college there's just another example of don't go to school don't do it literally just giving your money away to the government and and it's lining politicians pockets don't go to school at 14 start a podcast he began rapping with his high school friend Mike Ruby not to be convinced with Matt Ruby who's a comedian we don't know why this Chrissy clarice starling is back yeah just taking shots in the dark guys are good kids just kidding around it's just a gesture Karen's just kidding around you have [ __ ] Ruby Tuesday's this whole episodes Kaka peace that's what it is yeah yeah so the adopted the names Mannix ma ni x and then mmm like the candy mmm which of course stood for Marshall Mathers which everybody knows that they started doing open mics at the hip hop shop on the West 7 mile that was the ground zero for the Detroit rap scene so open mics that's just where everybody starts comedians started open mics and even Eminem open mics and I feel like when I walked did you ever see the movie 8 mile yes yeah I liked that movie I felt like when I was watching that movie it's like you know the open mic scene like I feel like not that we had to well you didn't do open mics in comedy right you just skipped it I did a few but I kind of skipped yeah I started my own rooms yeah yeah yeah I don't want to give anyone any tips out there we need less comedians yeah actually we do need less but I know they're coming in droves now yeah yeah it's just um you think what we should do I'll wrap it but my question is because we know we've talked about that so much in the comedy scene not everyone's a comedian does it happen to music does anyone know it's like everyone just a rapper now or do they still have like not everybody thinks they can rap yeah because everyone thinks I could do comedy but rapping is the rapping is such a difficult skill it's really so hard here's the thing the people who like the snobs who don't know about rapping usually like older white people like this is music it's like yeah anything that you've ever listened to that's why everyone's [ __ ] dancing to and that's why it's the most popular music in the world now that's why they're the Japanese are doing it it's cuz yeah it is music you old [ __ ] y'all yeah yeah it is music guy yeah I did a song with Marisa das said that song with my friend who is a rapper mr. Merrit he grew up as a rapper mr. metaphor he was in lyricist lounge with mmm real yeah he was he was it was uh their old group is called word of mouth and it was blah block McCloud rest in peace Pumpkinhead get some Park Slope that I grew up with and you know they all did lyricist lounge and with the guys Early's Pumpkinhead who died oh god he died I left what it was some the some health related things I was like very early day it was it was great great dude till that sucks it wasn't like even now these guys are like underground legends they like people hip-hop heads knew about them and Eminem was in that scene that lyricist lounge seen that kind of underground scene but what was the point where we started we were saying that um the open mic scene in in comedy they were talk about the open mic scene in music and we're talking about and that everyone thinks they could be everyone thinks they could be a comedian you know does anyone think they could be a rapper I concepts about Eminem yeah I got sidetracked I forget what my original point was but he was uh he was Johnny Oh oh my oh my point was I made a Dossett song my boy my boy mark mr. metaphor help me write it so I did kind of the jokes and he put it in rhymes and we went to his boys house who had a recording studio and we tried to lay it down I had no idea how hard it is to rap with your breath like we the whole thing if you listen to song we faked it so it's like man probably a lot of rappers do it who aren't real rappers but like we just put they just put it together cuz I couldn't I had to catch my breath right like when you're rapping you're like you got to breathe at some point so it's hard to like when you hear Eminem and these guys and like old school dasa thakura lamar these guys are finn man it's insane the skill to talk that fast and rhyme that fast is like the breath control is nuts it's hard to do you gotta like practice right yeah it's like being an opera singer yas and you know eminem and i think to like the reverse kind of like you know predominantly black audience like for eminem to come out the way he did like it's not like eminem came out as this white rapper never was like oh he's this goofy yka he came out and was accepted by black audiences who were mostly hip-hop was for black people or performed by black people for years like eminem was he got co-signed by dr. dre doctor i put him out dr. Dre I mean I think hip hop's first billionaire right is that like he's a billionaire she's a [ __ ] billionaire dr. Dre is like a like a rap like a musical genius one of the greatest producers in any genre of all time and um you know it's like game knows game you know what I mean it's like dr. Dre heard Eminem heard the tape and he just [ __ ] knew because he himself is a genius so it's like I bet you a bunch of people heard Eminem and they couldn't see past the color color or whatever and dr. Dre just heard it went just heard straight skills and it was good and he was like wow he said Eminem came in second in the 1997 rap Olympics in Los Angeles I wonder who came in first cuz ever came in first they thought they they thought they did a good thing but unfortunately a guy nobody cares about you know yeah you know it's interesting is my second place is the best so don't strive for first don't go to college Eminem did it Eminem came out of Eminem came out of a city where there was two white rappers who were blossoming at the same time which is crazy which lets you know there was like a little underground scene like Chris said on the 8-mile whoever was a seven mile river by the fifth mile and and the other white rapper was he'll stop with someone who ended up becoming a huge trump supporter and country music singer um wait my name is Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy oh is this Kid Rock Oh kid Rajas if it's not the 1975 you're not about about out about it if it's not the Pet Shop Boys or 9075 love the 1975 new song - it's [ __ ] yeah that's gay music it's gaming that's a good shirt yep I'm gay yeah I like the 1975 I told you want and here's what's interesting to understate man with a gay spirit it's what it is yeah I've I when I was reading this it was interesting some people say some people are old souls you're gay so I'm a gay so yeah yeah I'm a queen yeah Eminem got in trouble and outraged to gay and lesbian allegiance Against Defamation Society they denounced him they called him a homophobic misogynist he had a really bad relationship with his wife you know you used to rap without killing her but my point is he's like do you think and this is gonna be controversial about to say but do you think that only happen cuz he was white because so many rappers talk about they don't like gays and they talked about objectifying women and people just don't care but because he was white these Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation well yes I Hansel do you think that I think with that specific thing yes youth falling apart identity of who's woken dope do you think that this is not like nobody else who won't get whites she was just asking no it's an interesting point that you bring up I think yeah yeah it's because yes because white activists would never attack black would never say that that's bad those that rap album was bad or maybe they're just not even lazy they would maybe they weren't even listening until the white guy did it and that's equally as race and then tia comes out when she's called she comes out with skully hat on her head yeah and then she comes out with no shoes or socks but she puts a little earmuffs on her ankles you know what it actually took you know what it actually took for a black rapper to cause a controversy talk make you song about shooting cops I see yeah remember that it was like Dan Quayle and Bush were like all over him you know that it's interesting freedom of speech I mean the rap rappers have kind of been under fire like comedians for freedom of speech you know I guess it's like Marilyn Manson things that rappers rappers say I mean the rapper rap music videos and this is nothing to do but they were all me too is it's all talking about degrading women but nobody's it's not nobody cares but in the 90s day where the Republicans were trying to like create legislation to like [ __ ] really well no you can't do that I feel stifled they're their music they need to know they were it was true they were trying real hard a lot of it was because of the cop killer [ __ ] a lot of it was like the violence towards women [ __ ] ice-t it was very controversial because of that he had a song called cop you know what I say doll that freedom of speech saying do whatever the hell you want to do talk about whatever you want talk you know whatever you want to say if you're like - stupid of a human being if you're that stupid of human being we're gonna listen to something in a rap song and then do it cuz then get the you're a weak person you're probably gonna do it anyway yeah I don't and I you're not that's not gonna help us get towards the master race yeah so you know yeah you need to just I was kid there's a way man we're stating line Jets it's just the whole yeah but I did stupid where it's like I've never heard a rapper or a musician or a comedian say something that made me want to go out and be violent towards someone or it's all fear-based [ __ ] it's all like weak-minded people it's like moment majority people it's like I can hear a song where Eminem is talking about whatever he's saying defaming gay people are beating his wife and that doesn't make me not like gay people doesn't make me want to hit my wife you know so it's like it's I think we're so scared sometimes it's right and he's not homophobic and he was never hitting his wife or you know really want to kills wife it's called art it's called lyrics it's called a emotional expression right not reality I mean people can't tell the difference between a [ __ ] song or a joke and reality anymore grow the [ __ ] up yeah David Cross had a great bit back in the day right David Cross back in the day is one of them that's common yes yeah and he had a is on what I think his like HBO special he said um he was talking about like the people who were saying the video games were led to you know the Columbine shooting and he goes like oh I'm sorry he goes the joke was like oh I'm sorry what were the video games that you know if Hitler was playing yeah Oh what was the rap songs that he was listening to very he was you know so like smart yeah it's a white guy yo can you scroll up a little bit Mike you scroll up on the notes real quick so it was hilarious admitted we're just reading notes off this down a little bit wait can you poke the cheat sheet a little bit Mike show up down no cuz it was something in 2000 go up yeah well Mike Marshall Marshall Mathers his family emigrated to Detroit he was born in where was he born away maybe down a little bit born somewhere else Kentucky or some [ __ ] oh yeah [ __ ] oh yeah oh yeah no cuz Missouri oh yeah st. Joseph's Missouri they call it Mazzara was listen it's called Missouri guy yeah he did pistol whip his wife though unfortunately didn't know he pistol-whipped a man he saw kissing his wife and he pistol whipped the man cuz he thought he was gay I guess he's just squeaking he's insecure yeah he's a squeak yeah him and Kim have had a tumultuous relationship you got that and then Eminem's mother suited for Defamer in a song and I might get sued by my family too so I got a little bit of an M&M $5 yeah well you guys are both very good at what you do and you just talk about your personal life a little bit too much I need to and he's also like the historians because when he released the Marshall Mathers LP in 2000 and set a record for moving the most tickets for a rap album which is what we just said direct for for moving the most tickets in New York City yeah and we just got an article in Los Angeles Times that's about to come out fake Bob Stevens who wrote the article it was great to spend the weekend with you the interview was amazing thank you for the meal me and Chris really enjoyed it we can't wait for that article to come out and the article was great just about how great we balance podcasts and stand I know it was beautiful to have like an aisle we don't really say editor anymore yeah about and how we support acasio Cortez and and how great she is yeah we do how about you know the common man and you know yay socialism then she wears a 10,000 dress on the view yeah so it's just what it is how would you know in 2020 and everything is tact why would you why the hell would you want a huge tech company to come here and create you don't want all that job in industry you wouldn't want that we don't need that in New York City I in 2020 I don't know where jobs would come from they wouldn't definitely come from tack we'll probably all we I think if we just open up a couple more pizza stores and nail salons we'll be good it'd be great yeah I'll be great for the economy of the city Mike scroll down scroll down another doats here's the thing about his thing about Marshall Mathers his can't see the notes by the way I'm just going blindly Oh speeches Oh Marshall Mathers dad Marshall Mathers dad was a musician in a local band and the band was called like the daddy honker or something it was called and like you're never gonna make it your son outdid yet yes it was called yeah it was it was cause yeah what's called the the give up it was called like you know what maybe the only successful thing you did is have a kid what's how the daddy wore by the Daddy Warbucks the Daddy Warbucks if nobody cares it's not gonna make it with that name yeah cuz listen the guy disappeared to California and he left [ __ ] Marshall Mathers a single kid with his mom and cam and camp came up from [ __ ] up family she started living with them and they were like it was like at first she was like part of the family but then Eminem started banging her out it's what it is and then they had a kid who I heard is him I can't say cuz yeah he was legal I know but he's got he got mad at MGK for saying that she was beautiful so I don't want I don't want him to make a rap song about me why that would be great for our careers yeah I mean I mean seriously why did he get mad about that she's a good-looking woman now right how old is she and I think she's legal I mean yeah maybe MGK might have said something bad about her I don't remember but he destroyed MGK in that [ __ ] battle yeah well I woke up I don't know why you would try to go up again try to battle rap Eminem I mean it's crazy I mean the my name's Machine Gun Kelly huh she's 25 he's Whaley yeah she's like she's only like yeah she's five years younger than my wife we go in every stage she's young now that's very young yeah but she's young girl yeah what can you do yeah she's legal then of course um Eminem when he got real successful in 2001 did you know d12 him and all his Detroit friends yeah d12 which I think was named after the 12 apostles that's what my mother said that's I think you're right about that I think that's actually his hhf listen to Eminem because she said that I like d12 she's all solicited this for legal reasons yeah and yeah it's awesome yeah a lot of my family listens and I didn't know do you think your mob just goes to confession and turns on her phone and plays history I he knows yeah geez ID says help me with this yeah father yeah father yeah she loves you G you know she I can't believe she listen to this though haha hi I thought I recommend against it I thought I stopped I thought eight-mile Eminem's movie about his life I thought he did a phenomenal job and RIPD to brittany murphy but she was a piece she was a piece yeah and that m an eight-mile and i used to move my monkey to the scene when he she got banged out that's how you used to move your mother move my monkey cuz you move your monkey to a lot of just generic scenes i do you jerk off to weird things I do talk off the wigs you move your monkey to don't don't don't read shots of women's feet no I don't that's made up your zoom it on a foot 75 and yeah I like to me it's not true it's not true so we don't even need a cackle cos it's not true I'm not that sick I like to move my monkey and shoot it right into my belly because you know 1975 moves your maahes when I move my monkey I shoot my glue into my bellybutton Hall it looks like a product guys should tackle that that was weird that I said that guys what I'm talking about I tried to make a glue construction joke for pre-k kid yeah cuz you sometimes you just shoot there's a shoot to kill in here and you've got a war hardened glue gun I got a warm-hearted glue gun you do have a war hardened glue gun and because you move your monkey too much I might get too much now I've been putting condoms on and move my monkey explosion into the concept that's what you got thrown it up my neighbor yeah you got your sexy this has gone off the wind that for the last week for the last week he got me month did you guys expect anything else we are the history hyenas we're gonna [ __ ] go wild we only got attention spear for three weeks this episode's about mmm yep I'm gay yeah so mmm yes or Eminem's just so his dad left uncle who he loved let's be honest just insane now he's got a [ __ ] beer and he's saying he hates Trump now he's just got gone insane again which most geniuses still but he'd probably be a nice guy if you met him in person but it's also like listen guy I don't [ __ ] you know you're great rapper we all love you but you shut up with the [ __ ] hat low and you're I don't know what your [ __ ] they're talking about you came out you're wrapped and the Grammys I mean I don't know your that was people people didn't know why that has the lunatic like everybody else so are we he doesn't [ __ ] mad yeah we make another song I'm gonna put lakes on Maple in my ass yeah we totally can't have a comedian host the Oscars that's a bad idea because they could be problematic and unpredictable but what we can't have is Eminem do a song who if you go listen to those lyrics yeah Wow I mean it's hilarious yeah Hilaire it's [ __ ] hilarious hilarious when like McDonald's will look at our content on YouTube and go like well we had you know YouTube I'm sorry you got to make this a limited ad we would driver advertise on that we would never advertised to kids and families those words but we were because we would love to sell them 100% [ __ ] poison yeah so don't say those words because our [ __ ] poison needs to go into those families how hypocritical and these [ __ ] people baby Bubba's listen to me what I went on that me sweetie what I went on that [ __ ] cruise yeah when I went on that cruise okay my little stinky pinky when I want to get bruised talk to me baby gorgeous with with with with the with the Impractical Jokers cruise and and and and we literally takes three hours to get from Miami to the Bahamas right takes three hours but we were two days at sea all they talked about on the cruise was how they all they have is paper straws and there were all signs do your part in the environment please you know we're a green ship you know um if you don't want to wash your towels please leave don't leave them on the floor we're trying to do what I can for the environment and it takes three hours to get from Miami to Bahamas but because these fat these fat [ __ ] queso freeloading meat [ __ ] disgusting bottom of the barrel barnacles they had [ __ ] barnacles on whales fat disgusting nipple floaties came from the back you can't tell if it's a man or a woman you just know you don't want to go near it cuz it smells those kinds of people because of their goods they wanted to stuff their fat [ __ ] faces and sitting on the buffet and sit in that casino a trip that should have taken three hours instead takes two days because the boat would just go back and forth past the Bahamas Pass Miami past the Bahamas pass Miami and just burn fuel at a rate killing fish probably burning fuel doing way worse for the environment than a [ __ ] plastic straw would ya did that and an all day and that the hypocrisy was all they did was say that they were green ship yeah as all they want to do was take these fat [ __ ] and keep them in the middle of the ocean so they could keep the casinos on and keep them feeding their fat [ __ ] faces yeah please use a plastic straw reuse your towel as we embark to sit in the water and use more energy than a small city it uses actually like the amount of [ __ ] energy as like the world traits I'm gonna pull up in their face anyway because twice they have to rush back to Miami even using more fuel because one of these fat [ __ ] had a heart attack or seizure yeah just please end cruises that's its head this is what concern I understand look I you know I'm a kid that leans yes laughs Black History Month yeah let's enough with the bolts enough with the fenomena boss lately how about that Hollywood how about not with the bomb if you're gonna make a [ __ ] speech and I was about to say I don't want to hear [ __ ] speeches from actors if you want to know what their job does Hayley joins Jason Osmond did his did that job when he was twelve yeah if you're doing a job that a twelve year old can do and he could do it well I'm not [ __ ] listening to you about anything Eminem did a movie he did a good job learning how to act in twelve minutes it's one shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up how do we hear a [ __ ] speech about [ __ ] boats yeah how come they say hey can we end these dumb cruise ships cuz that's really what state energy no or doing around a glass of milk yeah I mean I mean [ __ ] leave the causal there wouldn't even be cows if we didn't make them cows yeah exact to take their milk whatever you're trying to save something we created in order to get the milk there's no such thing as a [ __ ] docile [ __ ] cow that just sits there like an idiot yeah their farts are blowing holes in the ozone layer we bred them to be air spray we created chickens and [ __ ] things now do I think it's cruel the way the modern food industry is absolutely I don't think it all [ __ ] the election in my bathtub yeah I'm kidding happy Black History by how many Bibles about Eminem that I love looking at meditate because we will you know you have to cackle some stuff we have we have major stuff to caracal I know well I know and that does not too much what we should not too much a few things I think we made it but I can't hear the way function are we hitting the way Sean she is very low though okay she's gotta realize it up yeah we got to raise it up so everyone knows this dad thank you this is 100% character please and I also want to I was listening to the episode our previous episode about Georgian but whatever who should be more famous should be more famous and I just wanted to give a quick shout-out to a patreon members name who we glossed over his name was will gyeongcheon and he didn't get the credit he deserved right for originality and that one was like that was like a low-hanging fruit that nobody hit at well John she Anna's will shout out to will Jong GA there's also another patreon remember that and we missed their name and it's it's it's but it might be in this one but it's just in case we don't a plant-based priest pulsed in my cheeks with this piece that's a goodie that's a nice one that's it just like that one but not well it's not well structured but I just want to also make sure that we acknowledged a plant-based priest pulsed in my cheeks that's a goodie all the patreon members that came out this past weekend and it was great meeting you guys in person oh yeah please come to the live shows yeah no bad news for you vanity is I forgot to tell you this I've got and maybe 40 messages now to my account saying that your voice makes our fans horny yeah it's all bad we got to keep you off camera because now they're just saying your piece yeah cuz Mike faded you in at one point in the last episode and you're on camera and everyone she's saying you're a [ __ ] P yeah and you were wearing a low-cut shirt you were looking for a raise your vanity is an animal entity is screwed and she wanted sold those shirts yeah like yeah she sold those shirt people kept saying like she is a [ __ ] she's marketing though she would grab people and go my luck I my luck I come here she was calling everyone my luck I loved it thank to everyone who came out to Gotham comedy club if you came to the last show a lot of people got two seconds they saw the pictures and they said what the [ __ ] and I was like hey babe that's the Russian Roulette of life you came to whatever show you came to Chrissie - last one krisi chaos comes from Christie calves remembers that it's there yeah I came and I gotta roll the dice I see him in a sweatshirt and with two women you yeah you showed up with a sweatshirt and some sort of miscellaneous Persian woman yeah it's just wanted it and you tricking Fox song I was [ __ ] hammer and it's just what it is you farted in front of idiot 19 times I counted it I had to get the sperm out alright listen that episode was about Eminem to close out Black History Month we gotta read the picture items I gotta do a PP can I pause and do a PP it's hurts it hurts just kidding sometimes you do PP yeah what yeah just go ahead God go quick yeah we'll talk we'll talk I'll talk to vanity and Mike yeah I made Chris's I mean Chris was born he was just born for the entertainment of humanity he's just a wild wild [ __ ] stone-cold F F thank you everyone who came out Mike how was your week integers it was not as good as your weekend and we had a good time where were you where were you with Rose with boss at bananas and Halfbrick Heights nice wasn't bad but it wasn't Gotham right right right well there were no hyenas fans there all right well you do a Richie show yeah you know when you would next next show uncle Vinnie's there'll be some pie in his face for sure yeah if this came out after the weekend so thank you for coming out whoever came out I'm predicting it wasn't gonna be as full as Gotham you think so be a lot of fans out there he was looking forward to it I know Deena was looking forward to you be in there hopefully hopefully so we'll see but it was a great time this weekend was a great time brought out more recent fare I've got Angelo in the room my late my late great friend Angelo Lozada who used to do those shoes with me Daniel Toronto filled in very nicely and Chrissy gave the fans on the last show a very nice surprise by doing a little quick guest set and then he stayed up there and interacted with Marissa while he was hammered it's what we do taking selfies making make it boomerang videos with Murray so you could go seeing it you saw in his stories we had a blast most importantly though guys these are live podcast tapings you come there we say welcome to another episode history aids you get to sit in and watch a live podcast live back-to-back first shows sold out second show still has some tickets not many your [ __ ] tickets in our BIOS the link is right there on all our social media history hyenas calm New York City we added another show at Gramercy Theater go get dem shits Norwalk Connecticut all right you you like I said I've been watching a lot of the catch a predator there's a lot of [ __ ] pedophiles out there so we're coming there to clean up that city it's in the Fairfield Area right norm looks kind of close to Fairfield right anyway wherever you are in Connecticut put your [ __ ] duck boots away put your white Zippin tails down tell your mom to take her [ __ ] pills and put them back in the cabinet cuz the hyenas are coming to Connecticut babe and listen we're doing a live taping there and we're half sold out we got an article written about us by the Connecticut paper yeah and [ __ ] Obama's coming to the show the shows on the shows on Wednesday the shows on a Wednesday and we're [ __ ] half sold out already and the guy who put the whole thing together is cokehead so put your [ __ ] monkey away come to show if you want to take it out move your monkey do it during the show we're won't tell cops move your [ __ ] monkey and it's gonna be great I just peed and I had a nice piss and at the end there was a little burning but I know it's not an STD because I've been banging guys mostly with condoms okay so that's that's a good thing that's definitely good nice to know that you don't have any type of disease cuz I'm proud no I don't have a disease I'm proud of you Bray I'm proud of you for taking precautions your precautions Chrissie absolutely I jerk off with the condoms that's what I do yeah i watch i watch NBA games and I jerk off and I jerk off to Yana socket to Coupole in a condom okay I get it I just think like some people are old spirits you're just a gay spirit I'm just a queen of a spirit yeah just your straight man with a gay spirit listen and it's I'm just wearing a yep on gay shirt and I gotta be honest with you when I'm wearing a yep on gay shirt and I'm listening to the 1975 I do feel a little bit GERD which makes me feel a little happier yeah which is nice you're a mixed bag I'm a wean ups initiative a mix we've said it before we said it get your trail mix it's just I'm trail mix let's add maple trail map you thought you said in the last episode I say you said give me my leg side maple I just got my lake side maple I'm ready to scoot yeah and it may be laughs hard cuz what he was referred to his that he puts the lakeside maple before he scoots around like a puppy with a bum [ __ ] listen I want to read out the patron the newest members of the patron who have went to patreon.com/scishow much you guys have been coming in droves your names are so funny then it's getting hard to take they keep getting better and better as always we will pick one ppw pseudo penis of the week so please keep them coming okay first 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Ari [ __ ] hips ari [ __ ] hips wish my [ __ ] didn't have fumes or arson okay yeah those are kids who take swings and itches Vladimir Guerrero going for the stands and they just fall down but it was a good attempt then we got Andrew poo poo um Adam aka it's only gay if the belly buttons touch aka father bill glue still like it try it's only good stuff when you go long it's a gamble Brian role plays as a human love sack come inside and cracked me wide open Guha brought back a lovey REO in my cute to to the womb onesie craving that sweet Chrissy d then we gots Whitney Omar donning Wow Omar na mean yeah die la fronte UD cuz he was he Roman in it for the potty wotty okay jefe Julian Maggie Mira's Fitzgerald Robby Kenan Tristan Heimlich Payton fris J hyena Jeffery kinda lonely could use a blowy it's a goodie that's a goody caitlin power tim winter andrew flower hey-zeus huddle mendez greg play those 1975 squeaks and cracked me open like crete : Cerie Howl's nice john eat you from behind my Juno's up your ass slow KS Alverez it's a goodie jerry r.kelly is my sleep paralysis demon gleamin okay goodie Jordan Moulton Chris bogan um Chrissy the bun cake Douglas Francisco Ryan Lee brick Nick no mozzies only cause he's allowed inside my deli lupinacci although it was a tad edgy lupin hot cheese buddy-buddy nonetheless uh next one my local priest hernia is wild don't ask how I know it's what it is okay to tell it's an attempt don't we got Dino hey Dino uh from from uncle Vitti's yeah Joshy Joshy where's Janko jeans while fantasizing about Chrissy's d-mat Andrews J I adopted too many hot pockets to retire early Lynch okay Chrissy this final solution talk dot my gosh blah sure [ __ ] in puing babe okay let's move past that would move past that one quickly quickly Brian Maury pocket knife bill TJ tuck back for Chrissy's lap just don't want to be a - Dylan looks like a Sandra Dee but really a white Walker ball Cory Smith ruski toot the toy poop chute tutor from Detroit then we got flag-waving putting glue on your skin tag move past that one yeah thank you for the egg thank you a CLIA Royd beau butcher Chrissy you on the juice protein toots Tommy gonna raise 15k on Kickstarter to watch the Timmy Dillon episode Jam let's go get that SOCOM it's on his vision board slash play rich boys Larry Quinn Jasmine Peterson Roy Huron Danielle don't be comin on to Don the first my bank account car cleaned out W ffs okay people are mean this is kind of the most this is the most demure list we've had I mean I was kind of no disrespect but this is kind of an ant I know this is a straight to the back list yeah lluís not no hablo and glass Ibarra ike like my kimochi double chin face Ashley back to the swing it might be for no reason Ashley he's like me Oh God it was more of a camaraderie amongst fat people ah Ashley be Chrissy D can destroy me okay Ethan pushing the gay down cuz father Bill came on my belly salmon tele make it out yeah yeah Nuria here for the content I'm a fruit to break out the flute bust me open and fill my glutes another flute another flute Austin roan okay thank you all by the way this loo these lists are getting long the kamacho bodies gonna be hard to beat yeah Oh Chrissy Chrissy foo-foo big piece and grey sweats make the toots Macoutes take a pinky Jack pace it Matt Taylor Williams Brian Tom ID yo Joey Chrissy sit on my lap and punch me through to the back KITT slur Andrew sounds like an offer yeah uh Gavin few me feet Minako goody-goody ivar collapses her pelvic floor when I punched through her door good day went for it okay Freeport Lou I don't Louie Chrissy it doesn't burn when I pee Holbrooke okay okie dokie it's more in fact yeah Tyson not like Mike cuz I'm white especially below the belt over cash okay these one neighbors are tough to a lot of swings today Kelly quick josh patches o'houlihan banging toots in a cute zoot suit Patrick patch the hole ahead funny yeah as he kicked more Irish than that yani aka symphysis Chrissy with syphilis and me nice on swings Yanis giannis Anton ah contempo poop holes new pole grabbed my junk [ __ ] tomorrow SC Casey Jones Chrissy it's your mother Oh gotcha ma ya me Chrissy it's your mother is fun Chrissy your mother is that's a goodie Chrissy is your mother make a note its originality point said Chrissy it's your mother yeah it could really be your mommy Evan I have okay Evan I have awful allergies Chrissy it's your move babe Laguna okay that's good Whitney quant it's ready with two bees babe Ryan scuba Peyton Bellomo Bill Bradley Erin drum boar Amy the [ __ ] mozzie baby who tucks it back for vanity Oh rock hard nice yeah Angelica quiero la carne Correa Logan give me a blue chew and your speed bag Joe make no mistake I'm an anglo-saxon kid Burroughs um Melissa Mitchell Shawn here for a good time not a long time McCann and then last but not least Sasquatch [ __ ] sass crunch gosh so okay now look Thank You all patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys all the people who sign up for all levels they get all the different benefits go there check out the one that fits best for you I mean I missed a few okeydoke real quick um this will be quick yeah Connor make with a potato shape there Carney put him put him on the list that's a violent man finally we're coming with some heat yeah it's the bottom row Veronica for Montgomery the last Kenan Blanchard yeah Bobby not to tuck my flute shoots string on my boots bagging Ollie's yeah yeah that would get hot drew Doyle ax Raul Chrissy cracked me open but let okay Raul Chrissy cracked me open but let vanity get cleaned me out a Barca Wow did you like put all the good ones later know what's happening yeah um Patrick make no mistake mistakes were made me know Adrian don't way Shawn she know a lot of 14 it's not a character piece Pena yeah Nikki Chrissy can suck my dick II for an ante history while I crack open he tried to try to good try though I appreciate that well Stephen who was adopted by a couple of ffs Sean Terry B my dad McDonough okay normal s Ignacio Moreno Coast and crank and my cannoli and eatin ravioli Campanella put about a left Wow we got a lot of lips yeah God way you put these aside before yeah I don't know what the hell happened and then we got the Mexican with the small piece Munoz Dylan straight to the back not here for the content here to get cracked Christopher Morris jr. and then Wade Boggs 69 aka Kevin Spacey's Puerto Rican pool boy very funny wow that's a good originality points at ten that guy wins originality and then I and then last but not least I like my coffee like I like my music Leroy I mean three save the day I mean I completely forgot about how did that happen though just because it's front and back but why are all the why was so many bangers in the altar at the same time Wow I mean okay so I want to say this there was a lot of I give everyone I give everyone credit for the attempts okay and we appreciate your membership but we're very honest about the funny I'm saying that we came in strong in the back but I'm still going with it with the first one what was it again Chobani I mean vanity is agreeing the first one still what we liked so far is Nick no mozzies only countries allowed inside my deli lupinacci and I thought what he's a goodie but the Chobani on the feet one ultra Bonnie on the feet Abby that's a toughy okay oh yeah foot glue on Yanni tastes like fumes and Chobani yeah is that the ppw dpw we should let people vote at some point to I somehow will hire someone to go yeah we're gonna market sponsors yeah I yeah Chris he's always happy about the people who give us money god dammit Chris hands yeah these are [ __ ] fans you do feta cheese guy can't do guys we're proud and happy about all our sponsors especially the checks clear give it up everybody for you know hood is Theos feta cheese Theo's is an all-natural non-gmo gluten-free and rbst-free no hormones injected into the cow [ __ ] type of feta cheese Theo's has made the traditional way not the new way it's the traditional way by a Greek woman who's squeezing a cow's teat by a yo-yo I'm having a heart attack you got milk in their salt cultures and Amazon's no fillers no additives nothing else this guy feel which means uncle in Greece right or Ted God God feel yo so this is God's feta cheese this is Zeus is proud of chess but it can also be your uncle right Theo no no no dr. Kucera so my favorite part about this the feta cheese is it's not made by a Greek it's made by an Italian cat so I'm gonna read it like he would read it I listen guy come get you do deals uses prior probiotics which are healthy for your stomach yeah yeah yeah and yeah and that is feta is naturally lower in fat that is true it's the most lean is fat Theo was born and raised in Brooklyn New York but he manufactures his cheese in Wisconsin because he's screwed as a kid now Theo's is only available to the public for two years I don't know why but that's hilarious the kids looking for a score and these get out of the business it's what it is he's probably going to jail yeah and he's he's already he's oh it's only been available to the public for to use oh he's just starting no Theo's feta cheese is I got to be honest with you he sent a whole care package for us here to the Comedy Cellar and the Theo's feta cheese not only did we love it but they started selling some of it in Comedy Cellar and people are asking for more federal ish it was it's that good so really go get it Theo's feta cheese is the Chris CD of Fetty cheeses cuz two years in Chrissy was crushing to tell ya I'm just coming in yeah yeah you came in hot and comedy came in hot yeah the feel settle the feta cheese is gay and it's also it's got a gay spirit so Theo's questions I want to do like said maybe yeah I so we Theo's is being sold too long in over 2,000 plus supermarkets in New York City and throughout the Nori's doors my favorite is D'Agostino's hit yeah try to say it again yeah Augustin yeah that's the kid who's never been in a fancy supermarket yeah no I gots a seat time you can say that no problem seat town no problem so that that means that the feta cheese can be bought with food stamps you could purchase deals at your local key food Gristedes which is owned by a Greek big wide King Kullen where Chrissy's mom wishes he was shopping with his wife [Music] associated see town super fresh food emporium 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Channel: History Hyenas

Views: 85,941

Rating: 4.8680801 out of 5

Keywords: Chris Distefano, chris Distefano comedy, Yannis Pappas, Chris Distefano Podcast, History Hyenas, The Bonfire, bayridge boys, fighter and the kid, joe rogan experience, ladder 14, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, podcast, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, jokes, history, history class, homework, history homework, eminem, appropriation of black culture, eminem interview, eminem life story, eminem lifestyle, eminem career

Id: do6H_4itNss

Length: 77min 19sec (4639 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 08 2020

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[u/Nickcrizzle]

eminem was a screwed in kid

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The new people operating the sound board need to listen to a bunch of the classic older episodes. The drops have been lacking since zack is gone

[u/jcsandoval56]

A nah mean month instant classic