Three years ago I was living in
that apartment right there. Third floor, leaky windows, cockroaches, the worst. I had 14 dollars in my bank account. But just last week, I paid off my very first Subaru Impreza. And I own my house in Nebraska. You might say, "That's wild, how did you get there?"
But that's not even the wildest part. The wildest part is that: the way I went from
there to where I'm standing right now? All I had to do was work from home,
make my own hours, and be my own boss. And you can do it, too. If you have access to a computer,
and also internet access, you could be making up to 20k a month
working just a couple hours a day. All you have to do is work
on these spreadsheets. I learned this strategy from Dorian Smiles,
but I put a little twist on it. When I was starting out, I would spend
six to eight hours a day just moving these symbols back and forth
between the two spreadsheets. But now I can get that work done
in half the time. And every 15th of the month, I get wired between 10
and 20 thousand dollars straight into my bank account. And where's that money coming from? I don't 100% know. Like, I-I called my bank. I waited, like,
the whole 15th, and as soon as the money came in, I called my bank and I was like, "Hey, hey,
where did that money get transferred in from?" And the guy was like, "It-it's from you." Like he said that it was like I was transferring
money from an account I have with a different bank into this one, but I don't... I-I just
have the one bank account. And I told that to the guy, and he was b- he b-but he was
like, "Literally, Mr. Gilbert, we literally just spoke. And it's your money, and you put
it into your..." And, like, that didn't make sense to me. Until I remembered that I'm my own boss. If you had told me three years ago
that I'd become so successful I could own not one, but TWO mandolins,
I'd say you're lying! And honestly, I still can't
believe it's true. But ever since I signed up with Dorian Smiles' program,
he just sent over the spreadsheets, and I got to work right away. But what am I working on? Like seriously, what the fuck am I doing? Right? Like I-I just move the same lines back and forth and
bback and forth between these two spreadsheets, and like I... I can't figure out how that's
adding value to anything. And yet, I keep getting paid. By someone who apparently has
my name and my voice! And like... I try-I'm trying to figure out what happened. Like I-I've
messaged Dorian, and he-but he hasn't responded. Right? Since I-since he sent over the spreadsheets,
it's just... It's been empty. It's been silent. And like, sure, you know what? Fuck, I get paid ridiculous
amounts of money for two hours of work a day, but, like, I'm spending the other 22 hours
just thinking about the spreadsheets. And I can't figure out why tha- like,
I don't sleep anymore! Right? I don't sleep anymore, I just th-th-tthhhthhhh- *bell rings* T-t-t-three years ago, I was living in
tha-a-aat apartment right there. tt-t-TTHh-th-ht-hth-th *unsettling music* Thh-thhhink about the... pfff... And it's just a-you just need a computer
and internet access. But as I mentioned previously, I put
a little twist on Dorian Smiles' program. You see, you can work from home anywhere. But I specifically bought a house in Center,
Nebraska, because it's close to where Dorian lives. He had to give me his address for, like, tax purposes.
And I wanted to meet the guy in real life. But the snag is that the address
hasn't existed since 1888. Like, there's records of a building being there,
but it got condemned because of an enormous blizzard. It's just woods now. But like... I-I gotta try to find it. It's the only lead I have. And I need to meet the man who came up with
this incredible program that can earn you up to 20 thousand a month with just a few
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I want to get off Brian David Gilbert's wild ride
Isn’t this the guy who read every halo book and then reviewed them
Great explanation of the literary allusion in this video by Ryan Barham in the youtube comments:
“I just remembered, I’m my own boss” genius
The long awaited spiritual sequel to "how to make jorts" is finally here
Edit: just noticed that Dorian doesn't blink even once when we see him in the forest, and neither does "Brian" at the end of the video
We should all join him, and earn 20k a month! I’m already earning it and you can too! Just join him.
He should probably get a carbon monoxide detector.
I was smiling at the end with him.
I want to be my own boss
That was fantastic! Not sure if there’s background context on the whole Dorian Smiles thing but great story.