brian david gilbert mentally unravelling for 11 minutes (PART 1)

let's start with something easy going and figure out when Mario's gonna die nature has broken me I am confounded by it ask yourself am i holding my pet rat back from their true ambitions the answer is always yes and I learned that from Rihanna when you walk into an unknown space I want the first question on your minds to be am i safe to smack if I can't be accurate I sure as hell I'm gonna be extra the tall bastard man that Nintendo loves to disrespect Fire Emblem I will never forgive you for naming on unemotional uber religious deadbeat dad Gilbert it also doesn't help that I look like Hanuman light oh god am i a buzzkill so that's what a hit point is how many 14-inch shells it would take to kill you every living creature is one hit point the end Kirby might symbolize someone else's pride the hubris of humanity we realized we had spent over an hour on nine of the 78 recipes we needed to get through I had to create about 70 large paintings in less than three days there is a large ape again I could not categorize that but I know he shouldn't have been that you're wondering how I got this name let me tell you I played Lumiere once things didn't go so hot that's how I fell into this mercenary business the guy who made satyr Oh some Isaac and all of these intense powerful characters used his talents to make the most intense most powerful character and he made him for a very important reason because Wario didn't have a doubles partner in mario tennis simple game for the entire time I was drawing this I wasn't interrogating the true nature of Kirby I love bugs and if you have bugs in your house and you make the conscious decision to want those bugs in your house they aren't pests they're pets I know that Kojima games can seem a little convoluted and extra but this process is extremely simple all you need is a full set of RPG dice and an easy to fill out 11 page worksheet that you can download in the description below hi I'm Brian David Gilbert safety fan and bureaucratic Vonn darkened please address me as such I love that waluigi is connected to Wario but no one's ever cared to take a closer look are they friends accomplices lovers I don't know if I like it turn away no need to see this if people expected me to come in here with like perfect cooking skills that's not true it's a Zelda I what I'm saying is I'm role-playing right now kind of like Fire Emblem doesn't know how to make interesting characters without making them suffer traumatic parental death what do they see in Kirby that scares them what could scare this although it can sometimes feel uncomfortable or embarrassing if you ask for help more often than not people are willing to help you paint large pictures of jasmine and I need to know where Donkey Kong Peas I appreciate that they have included a category called small animals as if that means [ __ ] anything you see this obvious meats - there's this is a very meaty stewed meat together Waluigi is great on camera it's hot under these lights anyone else up here I'm just gonna pop this bad boy off if that's okay but if chess made you horny like making all of your friends call you by a nickname you gave yourself Brian David big brain produce Aquarius rainbow stereo crisp forces tried and started a recording man none of them will save you judging by the length of my beard I've been living out here for 2 maybe 3 years his bowel movements must be pretty whacked I figured that if anyone knew how to calculate the hit points of an animal it would be someone holding a huge bird like it was a torch they take the form of a small girl or adolescent except they're really 400 years old and a god or a dragon and I honestly do not have the time to unpack this [ __ ] Luigi and waluigi are the same person that power is too great to wield and it could easily be used for evil by some of the most wicked forces on earth like health insurance companies is capitalism's enemy a cosmic horror what could be more cosmically horrifying to a capitalist society than a guy called marx kirby is a metaphor for capitalism [Music] that does just taste like undercooked oh you should be less worried about getting punched into oblivion and more worried about the cancer it'll just have to be in my off hours because it is definitely not safe for work chunky dog milky dog horny dog and changing the archetype to spicy swords because we can include so many other characters if we just expand the definitions to any sword wielder who's a little spice this [ __ ] sphere sleeps all day and has powers that gods fear and that's impossible it should be impossible there has to be an answer here and I don't see it and that's not fair I wanted to compare these with the most expensive items in Super Mario RPG but I don't think I can figure out the real-world price of a firebomb without getting put on a watch list just an ingredient coming in contact with a fire you don't have to be good at cooking to do this you just have to be good at arson violation violation violation violation both of these would be pretty wild to have as pets considering one is the shell left behind after a cicada Maltz and the other is a [ __ ] way ah that dudes wearing a tight fitting suit with a bunch of weird patches that must be our lucky no the serving clown sometimes too to master perhaps this genre will help you unify all of the many warring factions or at least create a new very cool warring faction so we're just gonna dip the thing into honey and see what happened ollars and finds I'm willing to let bygones be bygones OSHA doesn't need to hear about all this evidence I've compiled all you must do is send me 50 US dollars I'm in a real tough situation right now and I just need to get through the month for every delicious handful of berries it also gives a completely unrelated bout of diarrhea we will have two subjects simulator Brian and reality Brian which is me I'm reality Brian he must also have a crooked mustache a large nose and a love of kicking hmm unfortunately there isn't an OSHA guide to bloodsport these are all precocious little magic babies and it is certainly not shaped like a friend your value is not defined by the size or shape of your body it's about what you do with the body you're given beautiful beautiful corpse I'm not here to discuss her qualifications but you are not allowed to fire those lasers at employees just let me Gais ma'am ah so you can see it didn't go so hot when you try to make an egg tart in a wok the creepiness of the hallway has crystallized into sad clowns no one wanted to spend much time in this hallway before and now they really don't want to eat ice cream truck version of pop goes the weasel which for reasons I don't understand always makes me cry course it does it reminds you of the commedia dell'arte because it reminds me of the commedia dell'arte at an amazing room for me as well think of the Akal a game award no respect as someone who wish to be waluigi for so many years as someone who wished if there are two personalities and my number one where am I the one who is alone [Music] I'm Malou even in the apocalypse you can't escape the guy who will bring his guitar to your party thank God the bombs went off before Wonderwall effortlessly turn himself into a fighter jet something that only the most skilled Air Force engineers have massive ears an archetype I call what the [ __ ] and it's the three characters that make me say what the [ __ ] Fire Emblem I accidentally hit ultra fast speed and for some reason this killed death I waited hoping the Reaper would respawn but no so I rushed through the days waiting for someone to find my collapsed body in the weird corner of my creepy hallway but the only people who noticed my quote-unquote death were the utility companies there are no acceptable entry conditions into a space with a pit full of acid I've been dealing with this small bastards antics for so long I need to remind myself why he's here by quantifying his value okay you know what just for fun let's just throw some random numbers in here just to just for just to see you know just as just for fun it's hard to describe capitalism as being shaped like a friend I no longer saw him as a freeloader who sometimes throws up in my bed I saw him as a companion who sometimes throws up in my bed fish pie there's like burning yeah I put up a paper mache man playing the piano a dartboard that felt pretty jazz to me and a skeleton wearing a tank top that says I heart my daddy because I honestly didn't know where else I could put that all I can do is tumble listlessly through the wood like a star spat from Kirby's mom I couldn't give a [ __ ] about death mission complete what was this unraveled

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Keywords: video games, gaming, compilation, polygon

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Length: 11min 17sec (677 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 23 2020