Balan Wonderworld

have you ever wondered what it would be like if square enix made mario odyssey well now you don't have to wonder anymore okay the first thing i'm noticing in this game is this gigantic farmer why is this here oh yeah he's gone okay look at this guy oh he's gone look at that oh he's okay and this music is the exact music from mario odyssey see what i'm saying alasta plant now we're talking this is the onion from mario except this one doesn't bounce forward so this is worthless this can't even go over a fence come on go over to never mind you guys i found out what this one is for i've mastered this no way i'm the dainty dragon press age when lisa short burst of fire wow that is a very short burst of fire that like doesn't go anywhere i have an idea i'm gonna swap costumes midair boom and switch to the okay no that would actually be fun so you can't do that shoot it spyro this flame can't even reach the crate what is the point of this i found a golden head we're gonna go play banjo-tooie now the lamb's bout what's this about oh it's a qte oh [ __ ] when you're good you're good what can i say it's one percent skill one percent pain one percent shame one button to press to beat the whole game what can i say when you're good you're good and i am good i play video games it's what i do oh this thing or this or what is that a mother box check this out and a hundred percent reason to remember the name of the game what is this game called again balloon wonderland that was one of the worst qte sequences i've ever seen in a video game but i did get the statue oh oh now we have the power to create a very slow moving bubble okay oh that pops if it touches anything oh oh very powerful extremely powerful maybe it's better if there's nothing around to pop oh no then it just pops by itself interesting oh [ __ ] i don't want to no i don't want to do this it's literally the same exact thing from the first level they just copy and paste every time you find a head you play the same exact qtu sequence what is oh it's the farmer it's the farmer what is happening what the [ __ ] [Music] [Music] now i gotta play the rest of the game stand back everybody i've obtained a new power i can now move through very thin walls check this out up yeah a lot of the pretty much every single wall in the game is too thick for you to pass through oh this one looks powerful yes yes oh here we go i now have the power to make this area slightly brighter [Music] turning on my spider-man power this allows me to walk on webs if they're facing the right direction which this one is oh my god it's box box this will transform me into a box when it feels like box fox activate your box mode whenever it's convenient for you oh there you go incredibly incredible no [ __ ] way they have hot head in this how did they get the rights ahead can light torches with his head that's all he does burn them with your head get them oh he [ __ ] sucks but this looks like a jab for teleported me it doesn't go far enough every [ __ ] [Music] this game sucks it's gear prince oh my god [Music] this is the shittiest one yet i've discovered a glitch they actually put in a power up that does something look at this i'm going i'm doing i'm going to do a skip watch this i'm doing a skip boom boom oh boom [ __ ] no no [Music] here we go again robot [Music] now i know what you guys are thinking isn't this the same exact thing as pounding pig who he can also ground pound but watch this pounding pig can actually float for a little bit whereas pounding robot who you unlock much later he flaps for like one second so see there they are different [Music] this power up turns your tail into a key bulldozer oh my god [Music] this is what he does okay this is my theory on this game started off as an actual video game then they realized that they wouldn't have enough time to actually make it good so the developers started trolling each other and putting in these shitty power-ups and then it just became a contest of who could make the shittiest power-up imaginable and now this is the final product ladies and gentlemen i present the iron apollo with the ability to fly upwards very slowly nope didn't quite get it didn't quit i'm a fire hydrant now the fire hydrant can turn lava into terrain which the lava actually does automatically so death stranding they they put that stranding man in this look that's cool what's up here oh oh a little too much like that stranding there oh it's a hat awesome flame bastard so wait he can just walk on lava what's the point of the fire hydrant then good news both flame walker and fire hydrant are now both out phased because the entire level is water [Music] i'm a vacuum cleaner that's shaped like a dinosaur [Music] here we go my favorite part here we go [Music] hit it on [Music] [Music] this game costs 60 dollars me

Channel: videogamedunkey

Views: 3,294,275

Rating: 4.9708624 out of 5

Keywords: balan wonderworld, mario odyssey knockoff, unlicensed smash bros, dunkey mario, dunkey balan wonderworld, dunkey sonic forces, sonic forces, balan, wonderworld, dunkey balan, sonic, 3d platformer

Id: aX5rs0jjkw8

Length: 9min 59sec (599 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 11 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/lunaranus]

That song & dance routine was borderline experimental.

[u/Spjorker]

Bulldozer powerup is playing the Ghostbusters music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVYnUE04ZsA

[u/eorld]

All the powerups remind me of the dumbest megaman enemies.

[u/WrongSubreddit]

Truly a baffling game. Bizarre useless powerups, painfully easy boss battles, weird dance sequences. I'm not sure what they were going for or if it's just a game for babies

[u/supremedalek925]

The funny thing is Dunkey didn’t even show a fraction of all the bafflingly bad and weird design choices in this game. The whole thing is really fascinating from a game design standpoint tbh.

[u/chodeofgreatwisdom]

^{this game cost 60 dollars}

D A N C E R O U T I N E

[u/rafikiknowsdeway1]

whats with the 480p max?

[u/kebab4you]

A platformer where jumping is considered a special skill. Someone must been smoking some heavy shit to think that was a good idea.

[u/IanMazgelis]

I feel a great deal of sympathy for Yuji Naka. This was supposed to be his "return to glory" and it turned out to be a simply abysmal game that I haven't seen a single person defend. I say this as someone who was excited for this game upon its announcement.

I'm reminded of this moment from The Simpsons.

This is as good as I could do and I still failed.

I hope he's fine financially, he really should be with the career success he's had, this game doesn't have any greedy or unethical practices so it's hard to criticize it for anything like that, but that just makes this sadder. Yuji Naka seems to have a very strong and sincere passion for making excellent games. He just can't do it. I could imagine that driving someone insane.

It's hard to say "poor guy" since, again, he's probably fine in a life sense, but I don't think being a millionaire would be able to offset the frustration at a career's worth of experience yielding you absolutely no skill or talent in a field you care about. God that's gotta be maddening.