Dunkey Was Right This Sucks

all right this game does look [ __ ] horrible uh wow it's loud i don't think i'm gonna finish it or anything and i'm not gonna play it the whole time but i at least wanted to start with it is this a hentai game uh kind of whoo god damn we're [ __ ] grooving i'm getting very strong kingdom hearts vibes cgi looks good though i don't think i've ever heard cgi used when talking about video games it's not like a marvel movie it's ju it's just the graphics like the design video games are literally computer generated by default i mean it's it's factually accurate like it is it is cgi hey i get a little chicken [ __ ] yeah this is so [ __ ] loud i need to turn this down iowa of tims how many tims are here tim allen tim the tatman god damn i'm excited this would be a fun one every button does this oh that's another thing apparently there's only one button to do anything so a x y and b all jump and rt and lt every single button does the exact same thing gaming journalists will love this game oh you actually can't [ __ ] it up yeah there's one single button one action this is made for game journalists [Music] hey my man i won't spoil anything but i know we uh we get up close and personal with that guy [Music] i become incineroar yeah no it's not are you serious what about it being a 60 game i just [ __ ] bought the game yeah i'm serious i just paid for this it's a [ __ ] 60 game oh yeah [ __ ] yeah oh also something cute when you uh look at the description of this game it says over 80 costumes it'll have all the action you could ever want or something like that oops and they're living up to the claims this is more action than i ever thought possible this is dangerous levels of action and adrenaline blood pressure's through the roof i'm making good time here on the 100 speed run what is the premise of this game i have no [ __ ] idea i have absolutely no clue we're [ __ ] cruising baby can i not get on top of that okay there's an invisible wall on it we're [ __ ] cooking now baby man they really give you a lot of costumes jesus christ yeah the action is overwhelming it was a really high quality mobile game that's a working theory is that this game was a square enix mobile game that they scrapped and then they just decided to repaint it for this to make it balance wonder world this game was made by both creators of sonic i know it's so sad just a hard-working red-blooded american farmer man it seems like it's a smash introduction like this guy's gonna get added to the roster no jesus christ that thing turned him into a furry don't worry i'll help i mean i think i need to make his ass land on something sharp like a sybian sex machine maybe my head no do i just normally attack him am i overthinking it it looks like these are things that are supposed to shoot up in the air okay all right i see yeah he's alive like an angel my sweet boy [Music] yes now we're in love just some man-boy love run it yeah now we're [ __ ] groovin it's like going to the world's worst school play and you have to like clap at the end because you feel bad jesus christ the corn yes we [ __ ] did it the harvest is saved then he passes on to heaven roll credits what is this a bunch of vomit holy [ __ ] this is really loud quick get out of there we're trapped in a [ __ ] septic tank i guess run what the [ __ ] is going on is it supposed to look like this is my [ __ ] cartridge dirty i need to blow on it or something i'll feel my way around god i guessed wrong [ __ ] okay oh for one on the settings uh what did i what is this supermarket or whoa jesus christ it's haunted there she is the ghost quit haunting the supermarket let me in you selfish succubus no where is she i i found her [Music] uh am i winning jesus oh god that's so [ __ ] loud holy [ __ ] how do i get in and win oh boy we're really in it now [Music] there we go i just had to push into it i don't know why it says e when i just have to walk into it but we're in it now baby let's go [Music] oh god she came [ __ ] zooming oh god she's got me stun locked oh jesus christ uh who's throwing bricks no how do i fight [Music] you can't use this giant sword i picked up that is not the same scream clearly it's coming from sounds pretty good actually how loud is that for you guys this is so [ __ ] loud for me there we go now he calmed down all right i think that's enough of this game this game [ __ ] sucks jesus christ all right well that was somehow worse than ballen wonderland

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Rating: 4.9673753 out of 5

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Length: 9min 56sec (596 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 12 2021