Suffering and Sandals

oh we're gonna play this on hardmode I was soit's a Sandals veteran and if things get too intense I'll get my warm breast milk and cheat engine out and we'll take care of it will bring back [ __ ] juicer yeah it's kind of like my hairstyle a little bit I like that yeah it's like me with a big sunburn ah [ __ ] that I'm just going right into the arena let's go toss me into a battle pit I don't need armor ah so my first step on my journey is killing a woman well they never said [ __ ] juicer was a good guy I feel like she was forced to fight here she didn't want to be here if she's not putting her heart in this fight at all yeah I'll save you it seems like you were like a sex slave that was sold into here and you had to fight it's not your take that you slept on the nice guy you get what you deserve I'm getting my ass rocked what the [ __ ] who is this bat is this Dracula Jesus Christ do I have to fight this anvil - uh well where I don't think I can survive any more of those there I go oh my god I'm thinking him out right now I'm just straight dinking on him easy easy you're not worth it well I can't afford to head to the tavern No yeah all part of my strategy to toughen him up well it won't [ __ ] be enough great Jesus poverty is tough in here they really eat the poor in this game now check out this fat damage I'm about to pump out oh yeah that's big can I not beat any of these guys I know they out level me a little bit but Christ oh I'll roll on the streets again that worked out well for me I think we're doing pretty well right now night falls and did you win stir I'm in a dungeon right now what do you mean I need to find a tavern I need to find a [ __ ] campsite I'm taking the streets ah what do you know the streets have just never been kind old [ __ ] juicer somehow the elements just give him the big old [ __ ] you I should have taken the tavern what the [ __ ] is a grue dar what the [ __ ] was that Jesus Christ I can't I can't sleep on the streets without getting pissed on and killed I can't explore a dark dungeon without getting attacked by Ginga or whatever the [ __ ] it was I didn't realize I thought the torch was just more of a suggestion oh it looks like such a [ __ ] that's quite a difference in power score but I've got him beat like a [ __ ] and agility think this 631 armor from the first boss well we're gonna need to grind a lot more before we tackle that [ __ ] again the streets have been very sweet to me so far I'm gonna go back to my my old hometown advantage with the streets oh my god who is doing this Elsa who the [ __ ] is going by every night and freezing [ __ ] juicer to death whoo good lord this man can't survive a single [ __ ] night outside he's like a child without the nightlight on what was the point in putting three points maxing out my trap disarmed skill when I have yet to disarm a single [ __ ] trap if somebody put a dollar on a fishing line I would fall for it this [ __ ] guy sucks now you get me out of here I'm tp'ing out you find me a stone where's the stone I cannot believe I just did that that [ __ ] trap is so well-positioned hats off to the trap layer what is this [ __ ] I'm not lighting a torch I'm fine it's dog I was in the dark for three seconds damn you Gruder what the [ __ ] that second my torch went out he was just sitting over there [ __ ] jerking off waiting all my really [ __ ] this guy real good the second that light's gone where's my menu why Groo darn not only did wasn't enough to [ __ ] me in the ass he stole my menu damn it this has been one hell of an adventure and I feel like I'm actually taking a journey that'll be written about as like Homer's Odyssey this isn't a bad fight though this is actually working pretty well and that 89 really helps Oh to be fair it wasn't bad beat full-time did you there is no [ __ ] way my character freezes to death five times in a row it's never happened in the history of this goddamn Earth's existence nearly frozen death what'd I tell you you got to play the odds baby easy see I believed in the [ __ ] deucer dream I said you know what he's died four times out there he's learned his lesson he knows that a hang-its 500 gold was a nice reminder that I'm poor I wonder if this guy is gonna be a pacifist as well [ __ ] piccolo out here no this guy's coming for scalps oh please God do I have anything yeah worth I need this XP what the [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] juicer why the RNG is just not on my side that's tough yeah you hate to see that you really hate to see that there goes all my money why am i trusting this furry to make my house anyway this is just gonna be some kind of degenerate sex dungeon mm more gold I'm getting scammed I'm an elderly woman on a telemarketer scam call right now with Microsoft I'm fine on this few windows is it always winter in this kingdom I'm sure I'll be fine it's not a big deal yeah I see we're fine now we're getting accustomed to it we're getting acclimated soon it's gonna be feeling warm out for us if I hadn't slept there oh not bad we finally broke through his armor that's big oh my god oh no no no no y double sleep [ __ ] I had it I [ __ ] had it my strategy was perfect perfect textbook son of a [ __ ] I'm just you know what I'm just letting my old buddy grew dark um it's not worth it cheat now to win no I don't need to I'm [ __ ] fine I only have one quest and that's to kill the arena champion I can't train on anyone in the battle pits because I have to kill the arena champion I can't explore deeper in the hypogeum because I have to kill the arena champion but my [ __ ] build is so shitty I can't kill the arena champion cuz starting a [ __ ] bow and arrow rogue is worthless I can hit him with a normal attack Jesus game strategy has one [ __ ] finally brains over brawn oh my lord the worst possible build on the highest difficulty I [ __ ] did it against all the odds that was a real [ __ ] [ __ ] greaser right there that was a goddamn gene creamer

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Length: 9min 57sec (597 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 25 2020