Dunkey Streams Balan Wonderworld

[Music] right [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] hello hello [Music] hello all right this game is going to be so good this should probably be the best game that's come out now there's two characters there's leo craig and emma cole i y and they're both such great characters [Music] what am i thinking here hey dunk i've heard ball in wonder world is a masterpiece that causes seizure sand that it is better than the trash monster hunter rise which nobody likes yeah i heard this was really good i hear this is one of the best video games now do i want to go black leo or do i want to go white emma cole or maybe i'm thinking what is this supposed to be i think one of these is supposed to be asian and maybe latino this is one of the weirdest character selects i've seen there's just four of each character but there's only two characters and no customization all right i don't think ah that's so hard it's so hard to pick what are the hands oh [ __ ] what are the hands why are the hands so realistic why are they so big why are the hands seem huge i wasn't even i wasn't even looking at the hands oh no oh no what is the hands all right all right dang i wish we could hear the voice actors [Music] what am i thinking here this is so hard to pick because they're all such great characters [Music] i'm thinking this guy i'm kind of liking this guy you know i'm thinking this i'm thinking either this way or we go this way these are my two favorite characters right now exclamation mark saw so many great characters in this game go with emma i mean so many great pics it's kind of like super smash brothers in a sense because it has all your favorite characters which character should i remain i'll let leah pick do you picks this guy do you pick this one [Music] yep that's what i say that's what i always say there i am dancing there i go there i go this is what i do this is my life boom easy easiest dancing i've done what why did i not pass him the ball this is gonna be a good game this is gonna be a good game the land company oh they called the whole studio balan company yuji naka who is yuji naka isn't he he's a sonic guy i think he's a sega guy right wow they spent the money on this cutscene i think oh somebody's sucking [ __ ] on oatmeal raisin cookies what are you saying i just had one that's so good it's proven that they're good yahoo foster's home for imaginary friends yay this is like better than mario because it has a story here we go digimon yep there's the ditching match whoa the [ __ ] is happening oh oh we just drank here what the [ __ ] is happening all right this is gonna be good this is gonna be a good game this is gonna be good if the game is like that this is gonna be good isle of tim's here we go so many famous tims come from here all right the graphics definitely got the graphics definitely got knocked down a level from that cut scene this is looking more like a slime rancher now we definitely just lost like 50 million dollars right there the money just like cut out right there is this the resident evil final level no this is not resident evil oops i forgot to change the game yeah i changed the game this is again this is the first game that's actually more evil than resident evil no way i've said the game right okay now who's this pink kid oh you can get him oh i like this running let's put him in the water he likes them let's try this because i don't really like this guy let's go for the there oh okay he's back he's back what's this number what is this that's my subscribers don't have a lot now this is a little monkey guy punching a tree branch now i can actually jump off of this [Music] level one is corn the corn fields breath of the wild too it looks like everything i ever wanted and more no this is not breath of the wild too this is better than breath of the wild too this is at least 100 times better than breath of the wild too a lot of people watching this right now probably aren't even gonna get like how advanced this is i'm going to level one level one is the corn level famous corn level oh what huh what do i pick babe what do i pick one really chapter one the man who rages against the storm this is what the huh all right who are these guys who is this guys do i need this oh look at this i like this music this actually sounds like mario odyssey the first level it sounds really similar hey oh hey hey donkey and chad really happy to see sony team back at their fullest potential this is sonic team that makes this are you serious look at these guys sonic wow this is probably look at these sonics oh they disappear i got a key what is this now oh [Music] tornado wolf press a to perform a spin jump that can damage enemies wait i couldn't read it fast enough oh [Music] so this is like mario odyssey you get new moves and stuff hey hey yeah yeah egg found the egg these little guys follow you huh you can change costumes why are they all dancing i don't get that part everybody is like dancing in this game i'll try to save you some corn i found so i know how much you love corn [Music] if they stop dancing they die oh no it's that way was that the level did i just meet the level oh that was a moonshine that was a moonshine okay oh this guy i love this guy who's that farmer up there why do they disappear when you go close to them why did they all disappear do they not want you to see the graphics on them good or is that part of the storyline that was pretty cool oh okay i like that oh [ __ ] oh no i hate this guy negated that squidward no that's not squish squidward is good the [ __ ] this game is going to be this game is 60 dollars by the way so just keep that in mind oh this is nice you can come up here all right i like that that's a secret oh this is a secret it's like mario odyssey hey dunk i've seen all your videos each one is amazing in their own way you're an inspiration and i love you man thank you hey i like this so far wait a minute how do you get over there oh that can't be done that can't be done i hate this i hate this game now love you dunk part with arrow hope to see more kuma and cat content in the future damn cute yo look at the gears down there all right all right what castles is is this on consoles they said this on ps5 oh dead who's this big farm how did i get over here what is this dunk huh oh huh what's that huh oh leo likes this leah's dancing she's dancing like how the wolfs were all right let's go let's go yeah he's kind of like big dick this big farmer what is this farmer oh there he goes i'm kidding what is with the big [Music] farmer oh i can transform into those guys you don't really this spin move is not very powerful set a little robot where are these guys i need a new power the key i don't know what that did boom yeah when you're good you're good new power jumping jack awesome hey yoshi the farmer the farmer again nintendo has nintendo has been really quiet since this came out you did well define me oh thank you jeebus christmas for all the bones gee but that's too many bones you already gave me so many bones you did well to find me little one now i sell let you have a bit of fun harness my powers well enough and i will give you some great stuff wait am i this guy now the lounge bout what is this tap a when his shadow lines up with balloon huh okay huh this thing oh thank you jesus christmas thank you for all the bones oops oh you did it one oops [Music] the [ __ ] was that i didn't like that part that was weird all right what is this thing now i have the yoshi strength play it again no i'm not playing that again that was ass that reminded me of like a sonic that was like in sonic uh sonic unleashed where you do the little mini game at the end where you jump off a ramp except executed in the most ass way possible why did they just i don't know why they disappear i don't know why they just disappear can the rabbit go on the spider web no he can't okay you definitely need a spike i don't know why they always disappear when you go up to them i think they're just embarrassed of the graphics so they just maybe like if there was no maybe they couldn't figure out like how to do like you collide with other objects maybe maybe like glitch the game out if you collided with them [Music] farmer hey there he goes i think it's sponsored it's not sponsored you guys i played this all on myself this is a really popular game really big and popular game i only got three trophies you must have to come back to levels subjective out of 30 unlock the base of the tower oh tim's game what the [ __ ] are you saying to me what is sub objective out of 30 what is where did this come from what is this thing i need a rainbow pair this one guy wants a yellow pair here's a red arrow here go feed some drops to the tim's i'm homer simpson come on tim's come here they're eating they're like little chows timmy allen they're saying they're tim helen these are like the challenge from sonic he's still hungry jesus i just gave you so many oh my god they still want more shut up tim allen has never seen got me these pink ones all right that's all right fine what's happening in this wait what oh wait something huh i'm getting money what huh what's going on the number's going up are they spawning in you feed them and they work for you oh they work for you okay i can't tell if they only want one food source oh look they spawned me some eggs do i get more timbs tim hatching more tims oh then they go eat oh wait a minute wait a minute unlock the base of the tower of tim's i think they are breeding i think they're spawning more when i feed them these are like my minions eat my minions eat here comes my minion i'm gonna break the game that one guy is eating it all i'm getting so powerful right now pick up a tim and throw it at a bigger tim what is that gonna achieve all right here you go that's how they breed [Laughter] they're spinning the wheel spin the wheel spin the wheel i like this i feel powerful i've never had this many times in the game before i don't underst they just like randomly just go up to this wheel and start spinning it go go go spin the wheel all right i have this tower now oh this is mouse trap i'm building a giant uh board game of mouse trap now i see what the goal is all right now i need 420 i think you can act you took your special word of the day you know how you always do that the special word of the day today is tim trampoline if i want to i could just stay here i guess and i i guess you can just win the game like this should i go to what i don't even think i need to play any other levels i think i've already won oh now what does this do this is my i am so confused now this is a device clearly oh corn let's go back to coin world i need to get more minions better than that tony tony come on let's not speak too fast i mean we know it's better than mario better than that all right i'm back as my kangaroos form whoa that was pretty cool [Music] yes yes yes hell yeah yeah look at that yes finally finally they put a game out like this yeah this is a hundred percent the onion for mario odyssey this is as blatant as it gets this is a hundred percent the onion from mario odyssey [Music] yeah you can't really well he doesn't have that extra little bounce that the onion gets oh man he's yeah he's struggling with that part oh but let's check this out oh there's the guy dancing oh did he disappear why is this so ugly what how can you say it's ugly it looks yes colorful it's got a good farmer 3d model up can i get in here now what is this thing gonna do oh the key unlocks the power yes why is this level called the man who rages against the storm i don't know i don't i haven't figured that out yet because there's a lot of corn oh this is like mario golf nice shot is this transgender mario oh was that good yes okay okay 16 money okay so you can't so you can only be the soccer man for that mini game i guess you know i just i'm not even going to pretend to understand anything that is happening i'm just going to go along with it i'm just going for the ride now this i get this i get this and i like it oh here we go here we go i missed so many trophies on that last level wait i need eight trophies for the train why does the level rat warp like that what does this do i wonder oh that kills you instantly oh no it just takes one of your powers away hey there's a demo for this i don't want that i want the full game how can i go back to the demo once i have the full experience look at how good this is i like this oh there they go there they go [Music] right this game one through ten yeah i'll give it a 10. okay now here we go here we go this is spyro spyro the dainty dragon oh incredible graphics on the string yes oh this is better than spyro it's the spyro killer what i love about this game is they're killing off like every game all in one go now mario is outdated spyro is outdated yoshi is outdated you love how the npcs disappear yes i do love that well it's because you're in a dream it's because you're in a dream that's why they disappear it's actually a very deep storyline okay now this now you can oh thank you thank you everybody for showing up hey it's all my buddies it's all my friends yeah look i can go near them i can go near them and they don't disappear [Music] look at this they're not disappearing now to destroy them okay they like this actually yeah march with me brothers boom boom boom this is using all of the game's resources i can't tell if this is suppose okay it does work damn i don't know which way to go i think i think this is story this is like seems like the right way oh i can't get up there when does the game start what are you saying the game's already started it's already better than every game ever made everything else here from here right now it's just a bonus i'm saying this right now this is the best game i've played but i have if from here now it's just a bonus just extra boom spyro when does the game stop oh [ __ ] here we go wow nobody's ever gotten this far why did one of my tim's jump into the hell for texas more dunky more dunky more dunky more they're gonna delete every other game because nobody wants to play them anymore it's true it's true i don't think people will play other games after they've seen this how do you get this one should i try the kangaroo maybe oh good he's good at that this looks like a shitty wii shovelware game what are you saying i can't believe the stuff people are saying on this beautiful game they spent years on this decades even they've been developing this for decades and this is what you guys say in return you guys are talking [ __ ] on this game where you can do this i feel like you guys don't even know good games at this point if you're saying this is bad see this is why it's so hard for me to talk about video games there's so many people out there that just don't know what they're talking about and then here i am playing masterpieces like this you guys don't even get what i'm saying spyro this looks like a job for spyro oh didn't it work [Music] the projectile just disappeared all right there you go spider oh man this this doesn't work half the time oh how do i get down there oh i'm gonna have to do a speedrunner trick is this better than that better than that you know what i'm gonna go ahead and say it right now better than nick oh look at this i love this part i love this part i love this part so much look at this here it comes here it comes boom you gotta love this part such a great part here we go here we go i can't tell if i'm winning or not boom this game's final loss can cause seizures all right that'll be good to know who designed this part this part [ __ ] sucks oh please hey this is the same exact thing as the other part why did they even include this again what was the point of that i got so much money from doing that look at how much money i got for doing that part that's like more currency than i already had in the whole game i just got from doing that stupid part you guys i just want one game i just want to live in a world where like we get one other game like mario and this is what i get [Music] there's like a eight thousand open world games released every second and then they make one game like mario and it's just like this all right now if i do this right [Music] you can't even get up here all right this is the man who fights the storm oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] they'll never be able to fight me as the kangaroo shhh babe i got spyro yeah okay new character time new character time pounding pig pounding pig yeah now we're talking right now we're talking wait a minute what pounding pig can float okay i need a huge ball for this zone what's with the little like you see those little circle things going on oh whoa whoa boulder oh it's following me oh [ __ ] [ __ ] i won i won i did it no [ __ ] you guys i need to get my pig power back it's still playing the battle music for those three enemies that spawned toy over there maybe i should just keep this music on i like this better than i like this new song i'll just let them stay there and have this music playing the whole time oh damn it what is the point of the key if it's always just next to the thing maybe they'll move it later maybe that's why hey did you see this babe they don't disappear oh they all disappeared disappeared oh check this out i'm good at this game oh you gotta love this corn you gotta love the corn how do i how do i go first person so i can look at this corn i gotta see this corn okay i can't figure it out oh here we go here we go you gotta love this coin you gotta love good 3d corn like this games for [ __ ] babies no and that's when you know this is just like eating shrimp at don cheadle's house this is like eating shrimp at down shiva's house you guys i'm bringing a new insult back remember when reggie said and that's when you know someone's a virgin that's i'm bringing that back and reggie said that anybody who doesn't like this game and that's when you know somebody's a virgin huh you can't call people a virgin on twitch why because everybody on twitch is a virgin okay i guess you can't say that that wasn't me reggie is the one who came up with that i'm leah alright me the pass i work at headquarters all right leah struck a deal with twitch so i can say it now i'm good to say it all right that was my get out of jail for you there's so many trophies i'm missing [Music] what the [ __ ] is this whoa all right had this destroyed that universe every creature that lived there was destroyed but i got a lot of stuff the farmer the farmer he's working oh no there goes his head now we're learning the farmer's backstory a tornado came and it wiped out his crops see i told you guys the farmer had a good backstory you get to be the farmer what's scary are you guys president eve for this this part no the farmer was destroyed i'm gonna have to fight the farmer oh my god the farmer has been turned into the sky all right that heard oh that hurt him they heard him get over here farmer you're so evil i need spyro for this part shoot him spyro his projectile goes so it doesn't go far at all oh but they always all did saturday the farmer is shaved oh this is what the [ __ ] say the moon that was like the uh the part where they sing the song and mario and you do the donkey kong part that's the man the man who fights against the storm he says no i don't care about the tornado wiped out my craps there's one left there's one thing of corn left just hope for the future that was an amazing game that was an amazing game so many companies just went out of business when they put this game out nintendo out of business rockstar games out of business pixar out of business dreamworks out of business [Music] the train [Music] oh [Music] is every level really gonna have like a cutscene yes i mean there was money spent on this game just none of it was spent on the actual game party all right how many tims did i get now i can feed my tims and grow my army oh this is like the japanese version of uh homer simpson your beans eat your beans eat all your beans eat your beans hey the money disappeared it refunded me it refunded me what was the point of the train animation it's not even there anymore wait where did it go where'd the triangle all right my tim's aren't eating how did we get here we took the train you guys believe me there's a train i swear i need to grow my tim's army they're not working fast enough this game looks awful yeah spoken like a true fortnite gamer oh this game is a masterpiece where are my stupid ass tims in this dumbass scheme [Music] they're not working good they were working before i did that level i should actually i think i should play less levels to get my teams to work better the numbers going up but they're not even working oh wait they are they're working in here now wait a minute wait a minute how do i see this what are they doing they're like on this machine now oh this is kind of cool actually here he goes all right i don't guess what's making the counter go up what do they do that makes the counter go up does it just go up randomly probably oh it's that thing that's a little part that they go on i think i think once they go down that hole then that little spinning thing it knocks the number up one this is pretty cool so far this tim tower is my favorite part in the farmer the farmer storyline that was a deep storyline for the farmer go in there yeah yeah they get kind of like stuck in there and it goes off more than once they get kind of glitched in there and it just keeps going off but they're all like in the machine oh wait i can hatch more i got more tims i got more tims come on tim's follow me eat your beans tim see your beans come and eat your beans where'd they go they got lost pick them up pick them up check them out oh they're so good all right level two is the pirate and dolphin level the dolphin and the diver love my dunk thank you there they are disappearing the classic i think i can hit this as the pig oh look they moved the key they move the key now see why'd you have to say that hey now it's getting too hard oh here's the key yes jelly vault huh all right okay that's like the uh that's like the clear pipe from mario that's what that's supposed to be mario eat your heart out it's the diver you guys that's the diver i like this statue there she goes [Music] all right [Music] what is this thing oh that's the same thing huh i have two i have this and i can travel through this and neither of those moves interact i can't bounce i can't like bounce out of this whenever i want i just have to like watch a cutscene change costume in the water no you can't maybe the bunny can reach new areas uh oh battle it's a battle all right the battle is over boom hey [Music] it's just a dolphin singing hey i have an idea i have an idea if only i could jump a little higher yeah damn it checkpoint am i winning yeah i'm winning i feel like everybody involved is winning you guys are winning you get to see such a great game i'm winning i get to play this great game that's out i feel like gamers everywhere win with a great game like this i love this i love to see this music pad oh look at this secret secret you're not supposed to get here they never thought you'd get here i can flap as the pig to this zone it's never been done it's never been done until now nobody's ever gotten this far oh my god look at all the prizes up here oh the devs don't even know what happens at this part my tim should fight how come my chimps don't fight new character bubble blower it's a bubble blower oh my god oh my god it's bubble blower oh my god this character blows no no no no what's the point of this music pair just for funny [Music] [Music] [ __ ] slam the pad with the pig i think i did that already oh what the the bubble pops if the bubble comes in contact with anything it immediately pops and sometimes it doesn't even spawn we got over we got about this million billion dollar budget game boom hey [ __ ] wait wait was i not supposed to go here okay okay i'm doing it i'm winning now i can go to this zone right is this right where's middle aged man he's coming up you guys please don't leave yet hey are they leaving the stream babe don't leave the stream yet you guys middle-aged man is coming up i swear he's coming up no oh no they're leaving you guys trust me oh you guys oh my god the best part everybody leaving's missing this good part boom i hit that button who came up with this part you just wait you just hit three buttons you watch this huge cut cutscene of this guy flying around doing nothing and then you this has got to be one of the lamest [Music] that's one of the lamest qtes in a video game hey yeah oh my tim has a gig oh a new power okay hey huh watch it huh hey do a video on cuties all right the best qt's is shenmue shenmue has the best ones i don't think any other game ever got him down like shenmue did shemo still has the best qt's of any game it's like the only game that actually has fail states for the qtes but then you can keep playing once you fail every other game is like if you mess it up you lose shenmue like had like it had different animations depending on if you if you beat it or if you lost it like if you beat it shamu would punch a guy but if he lost he'd get like [ __ ] a guy would like punch him and it'd be really funny i don't think any other game did it as good as shin resident evil 5 punch a boulder qt do you punch a boulder i thought i gotta play that one again punch a boulder qt sounds pretty good sean yep sean that's a good qt the heavy rain showing qt that's that is a classic it is one of the classics they made a game that was like i think it was like a [ __ ] ton of qt's it was like the whole game was a qt but it didn't even do them very good a sure's wrath i think it was called so wait i don't want to complete the level yet i want it to be over but i don't want to complete it oh look at this you can oh so you can walk on top of this but if you touch anywhere else you get sucked back in what is the point of this bubble guy he's just does the same thing as the yoshi character but it's much slower two months what a ride thank you refreshing should i leave this level i don't think i can even play anymore okay people are saying leave i like the corn level more than this one this was a water level and it sucked major ass and you weren't even swimming really he didn't even swim and it kind of sucked anyway this level doesn't even have a farmer it's true i like the storyline but i think i like the storyline from the first level a lot more with the farmer i'm not really liking the story of the dolphin and the diver all right tim eat up eat your food eat all your food eat all this food eat this all this food hey dunk or you still partnered with chinchilla editing solutions to produce videos yes i'm still having my videos done by chinchillo editing corporation these disks chinchilla is working on a new video right now i'm finally gonna play star hawk i'm finally gonna play star hawk for a video and then i'm gonna play warhawk breed breed this is where babies come from breed right there oh look at this big guy oh you need big guys to do this part breathe i think you only need one big guy to work there work in my factory now working my factory go in the factory minions go in the factory you can put them in there here we go get in there no no no you don't get food you don't get food till you work get in there trying to get food from me that's an eight-hour work day get in there all right they're not starving i gave them so much food all right let's go back to the dolphin wheel let's see what the dolphin storyline was [Music] why i don't understand why the tims are in the level with you hey i don't understand any decision made in this game i just get more confused the further it goes okay okay fight these guys oh that killed me what if i turn to this guy this guy can't go into there for some reason [Music] this is sonic adventure 2 if it was only knuckles oh there's the key so far i don't like any of the power-ups in this world until teleporter oh my god this is the hidden genie okay oh this is kinda weird but all right i like teleporting i can teleport in here and get the trophy i can't do that at all this is like this this accomplishes the same exact thing as the bubble power up it's just faster all the power-ups like they do the same thing what teleport past the coral where this oh i can go through this boom i can teleport through coral boom [Music] these power-ups are very very weak [Music] i do not feel very powerful wait a minute the dynamic dolphin okay so this is like the jellyfish but just better so this is jellyfish but i can jump now while in the thing this is just better jellyfish here we go boom okay okay okay now this game brought me back now i brought me back with this boom it was losing me it was losing me now that you can be this dolphin that's pretty much the same thing as that other guy but better now i like this boom rainbow again thing bam give me this okay okay now i'm back now i'm back in the game it wasn't losing me for a second i'm not gonna lie he was losing me i was starting to fall asleep but now it's starting to get me back in oh now check this out check out what i do here wait no that wasn't it what should i do here watch w okay what should i do i turn into this guy yeah [Music] can i switch costume midair no of course not i can't do that because you'd have to know how to make a game to do that all right uh food here i go through the coral yeah oh now i can get this bam water caesar food food yeah i need a key i'm the dolphin again remember how like in mario you threw a hat on stuff to turn into it and then you would look like that i'm not i'm just gonna try to forget mario exist while i play this i think that's the only reasonable way to play this here we go here we go [Music] throw it right down the middle boom here we go thank you thank you boom there it is we need the full baseball all right i'm gonna say this this game might have the worst mini games of any video game i'm just putting that on the record i'm gonna say worst mini games of any game i've played worse than family guy mini games worse than the family guy cutaway games hey i don't understand how this works okay i need that bell egg i got the bell boom yeah oh my favorite part my favorite part here we go everybody's favorite part people love this part i like this part because i can drink water i could probably eat food while i play this part uh did i get this on sale no this is 60 dollars this game is actually 10 more dollars than mario odyssey right now boom hey oh it's the diver oh there she my segment guys i'm right back sees he says this game is great this game is so basic and uninspired it's like bare minimum but it functions yeah i mean it it works both funky five five four funky jason the higher the price the better the ratings it's true that's why the best games is always like ea games because they cost like once you factor in like the dlc and stuff you gotta pay for those are usually the most expensive games thank you cheddar man thank you for all the cheese toe i want that key for oh no oh my god huh who raided me snuffy snuffy loves this game snuffy's always asking me to play this game all right that was the boss fight all right now we're entering the pirate ship part of the level can i recap the story so far all right so here's the storyline so far this game so earl and emma enter a they enter into a uh this game is gaming okay so earl and emma entered a abandoned theater and they go into there and they uh start doing like a psychedelic it's like a huge crazy sequence thank you majora and that's like a huge crazy sequence and it's like so weird and crazy and then like you enter like level one is corn and there's like a huge farmer and his farm was destroyed by a tornado and he starts he starts dancing with you oh [Music] all right destroy this world destroy this world yes [ __ ] i need a lot of trophies all right here's the storyline [Music] i punched her he's evil all right how did i see that coming that was a good twist the dolphin was the dolphin was [ __ ] evil the [ __ ] how do i defeat this monster this is the dolphins true soul this is what the dolphin soul looks like okay last piece [Music] oh look at the dance look at the dance look at the dance this is good [Music] that's a good boss fight oh here we go boom all right that's it that's a wrap here it goes here it goes [Music] uh [Music] here we go [Music] [Music] that was awesome the dolphin he's nice again oh my god the dolphin is nice again that's a deep storyline i say this is one of the best games out i'll say this i'll say this this is the best game i've played where um that has a farmer and a dolphin level eat your food oh oh look at all these eggs you you have to breed them breed that one has ears breed you have to create your arm hey my army is getting big yeah this is the chow garden you get like an army in this one see this is my army doesn't really look like i have any more even though i've like had so many more chows it looks like just like it looked like when i started the game oh they're rolling around down there now they're doing something this guy's like stuck in this thing he's glitched into there oh i got a bunch of guys coming up the thing here we go here we go check this out wait they glitched they didn't even go on they're all glitched in there they're all glitched there's too many of them on the left i could definitely see how this could be like amazing i would really like this part if they knew how to like make it right unlocked a second tim trampoline all right hey all right level three mushroom mcgee you hate the soundtrack too come on now i like some of the songs although my favorite song of this game is ripping off a mario all right here we go here we go okay new power time oh it's the lovely lantern oh my god it's the lovely lantern what did it say i couldn't read it fast enough oh whatever oh the lovely lantern allows you to bounce that's like something you should be able to do without it the power up the power-ups don't feel like power-ups it just feels like stuff that you should be able to do with just the baseline movement you know like the power-up should do something cool all right here i go here i go the web wrangler oh my god i finally unlocked the web wrangler what's really nice about this game is that whatever game i play after this is gonna seem like the best game i've ever played what i'm saying hey yeah once i go back to resident evil after this i really appreciate how good that game actually was okay okay how do i get up there [Music] i like this song but it does sound like uh this kind of sounds like uh like the default documentary music about like a panda hey go watch every documentary about a panda and this song will be in there she makes mushrooms oh it's just this giant girl what do these things do this hey yes okay that's the girl who's gaga for bugs what did the game say that or did you just come up with it i ride this oh look secret [Music] i think the biggest change in this in mario is in mario i want to find every secret and in this game i don't i wanna i just want it to be over as fast as i can okay okay here we go oh oh oops all right oh hey look wait a minute oh if only i had the teleporting move would make a platformer with boring movement uh pretty much everybody that's ever made a platformer except for mario even the good platformers that aren't mario the movement is like super basic all [Music] oh what are right things i don't have anybody that can kill i don't have any killers oh my tim's kill my tim's can kill candy oh tim's attack tim's tim saved me i gave you so much food tims saved my life at the library of course okay what's happening something horrible is happening i didn't find any trophies on this level oh my classic this classic song seesaw where's the spider these guys are like glitched down i need the spider upgrade okay i win i win [Music] the people who made this developed a mario game that can't be that can't be true i refuse to believe that i wonder if you actually need the trophies i hope not i hope you don't the girl who's gaga for bugs what's this guy oh space oh that was cool i like that [Music] cool is this the new donkey kong frozen ape no this is not the new donkey kong frozen ape this is donkey kong frozen snake sickle slinger oh this is from mega man oh i can kill now all right boom [Music] trophy i lost some timbs all right the tim's are just who knows what's the deal with them their pathing is just beyond anything was i already here before i can't really tell kind of looks like like everything is just kind of blurring together oh dusk butterfly [Music] oh my god i feel like you can actually turn into more stuff in this game than mario but they're so similar that it the mario feels like there's like a thousand more hey oh here i go we oh this makes i think this makes it so you can fly forever trophy get get huh okay so you can fly forever but then apparently eventually you can i like went out of the zone or something get the trophy get the trophy these guys made the 3ds pikmin game i never played that one was that good wasn't it called like hey you pikmin or [Music] something wasn't that good that made the 3ds yoshi's island golfer i feel like this is the hardest type of game to make i feel like you should try to make every other type of game before you try to make this kind of game nice shot this is my mario golf coming in now boom all right here we go here we go i gotta use everything that i've learned from mario golf wind direction to the right boom nice shot nice uh there it is i'm a butterfly [Music] we hey my butterfly baby there's definitely like a trophy somewhere [Music] but i like i don't want to explore because i don't want to play more you know what i'm trying to say i don't want to mess something up and then play more level hey okay i see one trophy over here hey [Music] oh oh maybe i'm supposed to go up there let's try that let's see if i can get up there oh butterfly go you can't even the power-ups are so weak the power-ups are so freaking weak they're so underwhelming why did you this game came out today [Music] [ __ ] get it hit it get it yeah here i'll go to this mode i'll go to my kill mode boom monster hunter it's better to master how was the story they haven't done the story for this level yet i feel like the story for this level is going to be really good i don't know what the point of that was okay i guess i'm supposed to activate that and then run over there go go go go go go go go go too slow wait a minute wait a minute okay there's this section [Music] okay i can go over here oh not enough power and how far back did that send me thank you thank you here i am back at this part i already food food oh all right i'm leaving show me the good storyline how much did this game cost sixty sixty dollars it's really it's a steal at 60. this is lee oh how do you fight this guy this guy can't even jump yeah i feel so weak in this game i've never felt so weak and again i'm a spider i'm this guy oh you hit this and that hits the spider okay okay okay now i can so you just are supposed to turn into the spider so you can walk over the floor like normally i can't even switch to the boomerang guy while i'm bouncing on this it's so it's just it's so hard to put into words just how sad the game plays you can't really see how sad it is you just have to just it's like that's all the stuff that i'm trying to do that you don't see is what makes it so silly oh here we go here we go bam oh man see if you're not the spider this happens to you but wait a minute i think i can just throw this at the thing no this is the worst boss yet this sucks all right here we go here we go hey [Music] hey oh here we go here we go for this part [Music] all right okay so you got like invulnerability frames while you're throwing you your scythe all right it's over it's over it's over dancing time dancing time [Music] [Music] [Music] me they tried so hard on that part that they forgot to make the rest of the game uh all right now this now i'm in a tricky spot here i need two more trophies to get the choo-choo train [Music] oh no i think if i play a level again i'm gonna have to do the boss fight again that's that's what level of game this is no way is it just gonna let me go into a level and then just uh you know get the trophies and leave i'm definitely gonna have to do the boss fight again we still don't know why he didn't pass the basketball pick that's true i bet the final level is gonna be uh it's gonna be like your character's level and then you'll finally see why i didn't pass the basketball back oh man i don't know wait a minute what what is this is that the boss i think that's the boss so maybe i don't have to do the boss again [Music] okay so you can bring new power-ups back to the old levels i can't jump as this character i don't think i can get past this part because this character can't jump there's no way there's no way you have to there was a way to change power-ups that i can't figure out how to get to anymore oh man this is [ __ ] up photo mode yes yes here we go yeah okay oh here we go i had the display how did this player covering up all the good graphics this is one of the saddest games [Music] okay i guess that's i guess that's how you get past that part now i can be the default character can i find trophies with the photo mode and it's probably easier just to find him in the game so i have to hey do i really have to go into a level get the power up in the other level and then come back here is that really how they want you to do it like the shittiest metroid game ever created really that's so sad hey this game just got 20 times worse how do you get over there this game just got 20 what oh you can change at the checkpoint [Music] oh the checkpoint where is the checkpoint oh there it is yeah i thought you could switch outfits oh here all right hey why do you run out all right you know just yeah all right so at least i can get some power-ups here so i'm gonna need the i'm gonna need i'm gonna need this i'm gonna need that i definitely need the spider be the golfer i don't think you can switch to the golfer i don't even know why they even left that there like it was gonna let you do that you can't be the golfer how what power lets me get over there i don't think i have anything that gets me that far i have a bubble thing in this thing and neither of them go that far [Music] oh the butterfly no i don't think the butterfly will go that far the butterfly does not go very far at all huh the sheep oh i haven't gotten the sheep these says the sheep goes far it's just erased one of my power up so just erase the spider why do you have to go into a menu to switch your costumes why can't they just all be in there by default all right thankfully you didn't delete my spider i don't think this game is trying to break me it's trying to break me down oh oh no it's that man [Music] it's this man what will i do against there so wait that's that's it that's that's all the spider does here is just climb this one wall these people have never made a video game in their life i refuse to believe anybody who has worked on this has made another video game or have has played a video game that's all that did how do you get up there [Music] web in front of the castle is there a web in front of the case i don't see one oh at the very start oh i see it i see here's the spiderweb oh hey trophy all right all right now maybe by using this very weak kangaroo character how do you get up there how the hell do you get up there i need the sheep dang it's so far away hey wait here's one all right boom all right and we're out can i quit out can i leave out [Music] the farmer a classic the classic farmer oh that's the end of the level already wow that was a short list i think this is my favorite level because it's the shortest i stand choo-choo train oh did i ignore the enemies and they went away i think i might have killed him on accident or maybe they just despawned or walked off a ledge or something uh finally finally we unlock these famous levels please stop enough is enough but look how many tims i have i'm gaining so many tims eat up tim's eat up tim's dinner it's my birthday it's your birthday happy birthday jay how do you do it this is the best cool not just any cool the best food thank you thank you i am very cool because i played this game so much everybody say happy birthday hope you get this game for your birthday hello donkey robot man thank you i robot now breathe breathe i have so many minions oh the rainbow jewel oh this one this guy wants the rainbow tool and he has a meter here all right what is this world the boy who'd be one with the wind to get the rainbow jewel you have to play the level twice oh all right can this guy spin he's like a tornado now [Music] the sheep the soaring sheep the soaring sheep you said this is the most powerful character hey watch the glitch spam the button [Music] yes this is the mario galaxy killer oh facts there's a facts the facts added to this go through this man is here [Music] get the key oh look at this aero acrobat i have this kick [Music] feels like a sonic attack [Music] here i go somehow they in this game they figured out like a way to make everything you do not fun like they almost they have it down to a science like it seems like it should be the most fun idea and they like can they like suck all the like life force out of every idea it's it should be like this homing attack it seems like the most basic thing like this should be fun but somehow they psych they suck the life out of it it's so stiff oh it's my favorite guys it's my favorite team what's this [Music] go back in time i'm so confused huh hey [Music] they're making the trophies really hard to get [Music] oh look at that big whale i like that guy cool oh i'm fired away well i'm coming [Music] i'm flying over to the whale [Music] well [Music] why does it keep spawning in enemies i hate the enemies i guess i hate every obstacle it throws at me to be honest i just want to play the level it's just so many decisions so many decisions were made in this game [Music] okay that popped i'm so weak i don't think i've ever played a platform where i'm this week i think maybe getting over it is the only platformer i can think of when i feel this week but okay can i do this no if you ever try to do anything creative the game just says no you can't do that you can't even go up there i'm just getting sadder the more i play this oh yeah it can be this game i can kick kick kick kick kick i'm surprised you don't get a trophy for like winning the little fights how the hell am i gonna get that one over there how's the game so far uh it's really good i think everybody watching has kind of arrived at the conclusion that this is oh that's how it works you boost faster like that there's no but there's nowhere for me to go but wait a minute wait a minute maybe i can do this here we go here we go whoa i did something i did something i think i did something that like i did something creative that maybe they didn't anticipate boom all right huh they wanted me to do that well let's see if i don't glitch it see if oh i i guess you make it well what do you how do you get over here they really don't want you to do anything you're not supposed to do donkey who's your favorite rap artist excluding yourself who's the best rap artist well the best rapper is uh that juggalo juggalo fan juggalo head [Music] i forget what his name is now he's one of the all-time greats juggalo rider juggalo rider is really good okay so you can't get to these this is the saddest thing this is the saddest game hey [Music] all right [Music] here we go here we go boom there it is all right here i go i can go up here for no reason i'm not even going to do this i guess here we go here it is everybody loves this part i love this part because it's literally the same thing every time they don't even make new animations most of the time i have four hours left to this game no don't say that don't say that yeah yeah hit him oh wait i like this more if you lose i like it more if you fail i'm gonna mess it up oops yeah yeah kill him [Music] all right oh is this it's a piranha plant what's the point of that oh you're supposed to kick him hey oh boom boom boom [Music] hmm [Music] at least i'm getting a big army then i can unlock the second section of the tower of teams i don't know why i want the tower of tim's game never told me why it's just kind of building it up all right gotta get this i should get this i'll go back to coin world all right here we go now how many things do i have on this level who made this ui it looks like [ __ ] this looks like dog [ __ ] there's 228 trophies in this game what the [ __ ] how is there 230 trophies i only have 28 there's 200 to go there's 200 to go [ __ ] what just 200 more [Music] how long did it take him to make this game how long did it really take to do this game i feel like two weeks top two weeks tap to make this anything more than two weeks i don't believe it i'm thinking two weeks on this game ten years is this knack three no this is not an act three i wish this was neck three i need so many trophies this is my favorite part of the game i like this part damn you know about this mechanic babe shhh i think the people who make this hate video games i think they actually hate video games they wanted to just put this out there and get people to stop playing games for good all right where is the second trophy [Music] we gotta track down the second trophy it's hidden somewhere this camera this camera is a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] this camera is such a piece of [ __ ] [Music] all right all right i gotta get it together here this is the only video game they have in north korea that's that's truly [ __ ] up hmm [Music] where is the trophy the second trophy of soccer oh really you have to get a perfect score in [Music] soccer i wonder how you get a good score on this huh hey i hit both oh that killed that knocked everything off for some reason there i won the trophy that should be the trophy right that's the highest car you can get right boom no trophy no trophy tricked me into playing the soccer minigame again oh okay you have to beat it with two balls this game is two balls [Music] this game is two balls i don't know i i hate everything this game does this is one of the worst games i've played [Music] nothing works nothing works please sing throw in the towel wait i have to get up here i can't give up just yet i have to change try the dynamic dolphin one of these characters will allow me to jump up and get to sting okay dolphin sucks jellyfish sucks this guy sucks all right none of those characters are good they made every every character is just weak there's not wait a minute wait a minute the sheep the sheep the sheep just 90 percent left [Music] don't say that i'm down to say 90 it really is 90 i still have 200 trophies left think how much fun this game would be if you could like combine the moves of these characters you know like a real video game imagine if i could like start a move as this character then like swap to the and then like in midair swap to the sheep would be like a real video game [Music] come on come on come on didn't i do this before come on plant maybe the sheep can do it come on she there you go she there you go now watch sheep can make it hey this is playing be careful not to die with my sheep babe where i have to go back to the sheep level i'm trying to get over there i don't know why i just wanted to go over there for some reason no you can't go anywhere anywhere you want to go you can't go wait a minute leah might have an idea here leah is solving the game leah's solving the game wait a minute lee is getting good at the game he is getting good babe we've only been playing it for three seconds you're already angry in three seconds of playing this all right you made it maybe try the plant maybe he can [Music] you know maybe the plant can get up there at first i was liking this music i was kind of like are you crazy like what's wrong with the music but now that i've been listening to this music for a while it's starting to really get me mad i think the secretly the music is what's making me so mad about this game hi donkey and leah pretend i said a really funny joke in this message just the music is like so upbeat you know it's somewhat beat it feels like you should be able to do everything but then and when you're playing the game you can do nothing you want baby you're leaving you're going away all right yeah there's a trophy out in the middle of nowhere there's probably a power up that interacts with that box there's probably some kind of power up that winds that box maybe the jellyfish can power them all right leah quit oh you had enough of this game after playing for one minute oh look secret secret oh god why can't he break this can i turn the music off i can set it to one it doesn't go lower than one you can't turn the music all the way off you can only set it to one volume that's how you know it's a good game okay i mean the pigley is a pounding pig why can't you just switch on the fly why anything fun why can't you do that game developers any fun idea why not can't you do that here i go the secret zone the secret zone the farmer that's it it's just to get to this i already got to that i could have just got to that from doing that i just lost two years off my life when that happened that's two years of my life just gone when i realized that that's what that unlocked all right i'm gonna try this see doesn't this look like in mario odyssey this would work right in this game nothing works and this game this doesn't even work half the time this doesn't even work use the butterfly all right i'll get the butterfly the butterfly doesn't really he doesn't really get any air without his uh without that like special guy power thing like that space mode that's what makes the butterfly powerful if you don't have the space mount he doesn't really the butterfly doesn't go very high oh i don't even have the butterfly who came up with that why do you have to have them why do you have to why do they why do they come up with the ideas that they do all right well that's the butterfly strategy gone where could the trophies even be the golden hands have them really i didn't fail i beat this one if you get perfect you get one but i hate this did leah trick me did she trick me hi dunky is bill and wonderland game of the year yes it is game of the year but it's the worst game of the year here we go all right here's my trophy leah says i get a trophy oh you do get one all right so you actually do get a trophy from that damn i really regret messing up that one now because now that means i have to go and play it again so maybe you get one from that maybe you do get one from the soccer if you beat it right although i don't even think i get a chance to retry the soccer hey am i going a hundred percent no no i'm gonna beat this i'm gonna well i'm not gonna beat this game but i'm just trying to get through on the bare minimum possible i'm trying to beat this game at like three percent if possible oh the soccer is gone okay hey your wife left you because of this game it makes sense honestly it makes sense anybody exposed to this game is at risk everybody watching this right now is at risk because of seamless all right i love that guy dancing up there and i love this brick that i can't break oh [Music] i can get the pig that i have remember a mario odyssey where like if you needed a power-up to do something the power-up was there where you needed it because the people who made that game weren't [ __ ] remember mario odyssey all right all right i need this squad clearly yes this is a square unix game that's why it's one of the worst video games has square unix made a good game in the past 20 years hey all right all right here's this part here's this part why did they make a platformer where they don't let you jump that is a good question actually hey they wanted to be the first platformer where you can't jump they actually did make that game it was called captain toad treasure tracker and it was like uh it was a really really good game because the mario people made it oops oh oh i was not supposed to kill that i think i was supposed to not do that wait a minute wait a minute hey here we go okay now what now i need i hate this [ __ ] game okay i need to go back go back here swap this guy out for this wait a minute i didn't think this through can pig get up here jumping the [ __ ] jumping in the hip just ah okay okay oh [ __ ] this isn't the right guy i thought this was the guy that throws stuff wait maybe this why did the bubble pop why did the bubble pop and now that costume is gone masterpiece one of the masterpiece games one of the greatest games to come out okay so what i need is this guy that's what i thought i had okay here we go oh hey it worked it worked i hate this game so much i hate this game people make this game you don't know games you don't know games you know this would really be nice to have the bubble guy the bubble suit would be good at that part but now it's gone forever it's as simple as that it's as simple as that you just gotta go back get four different power ups come back seven times switch to the kangaroo and get it it's as simple as that folks it's that intuitive gameplay that you love to see hey dang i wish i could get up there let's go to this guy hey have you ever played billy hatcher no i don't think everyone played them how does it stack up to this game now you would think that this could let you get up to high places but no this is not actually four down this serves no purpose actually this is a power up that is accomplishes nothing oh man that's that's okay all right that character can attack down that character can't do that this character can't do anything that character sucks ass this character sucks completeness all right i got to sign this is this game good oh yeah this is really good this is a good game to play if you've never played games and then you don't ever want to play games hey all right check this out check this out check out what i do here they never thought somebody would get this good oh hey there's no there's no options all right i'm out i got the teardrop only 20 trophies to go 20 trophies to go 20 more why did they put so few trophies in it's so hard to get trophies what's this guy do maybe this guy will give maybe he'll spawn 20 trophies that did nothing that did absolutely nothing i've unlocked the tower of tim's second section up deal i'll show you oh oh guys there's there's 230 trophies i can't even get one more trophy just me trying to just the thought of trying to get one more trophy in this game is like that's something my mind can't handle i can't even handle trying to get one more trophy in this game it's such an endurance test i'm gonna play one more level and then i think that's gonna be me never playing this game again i just gotta beat this level and see what the storyline is for this for this level hello hey this is the level that made you quite that doesn't sound good hey i got a trophy here we go please keep playing you need to know if it gets suddenly good later just out of nowhere it just turns into an insanely good game five levels in the park the quality just shoots through the roof why is there launcher [Music] allowed to wear to shoot lasers in three directions okay and then the text is gone so i can't actually shoot the lasers they just shoot by themselves because that would be too much fun if i shot the laser okay how do you get up here hey oh i don't have the sheep anymore i can't go over there do the power-ups respawn wasn't there a sheep oh i can't even get to it that's the genius of this game can't even get back there because i don't have the sheep to get to see thank you angelino for the bones yeah you can change in the checkpoints i don't think i have a sheep though you need to have like a power up stored in your inventory otherwise you can't switch oh i guess i have a sheep thank god hey going to my robo mode robo mode so weak this is the weakest character in a video game i've never seen a weaker character than this in a game oh you [ __ ] suck you [ __ ] suck [Music] he's still playing all right you told me to play this he is telling me to stop play this she's telling me to stop to throw in the towel that is good and nice i had to i just have to read this level then i'll get out i forgot why i was even playing i just wanted to see the end of this story man some people watching didn't even get to see the good dancing scenes yet really you're playing this game for the dancing scenes oh that guy's dead huh okay so you need this shitty robot oh [Music] hey hey i've had the spider i could go on there hey huh what unlocks that this is like the not only is this one of the shittiest platformers it's also like one of the shittiest metroid games just okay i do have a spider i do have a spider hey why are there tim's in the level for you with you it's just because they thought that was funny happy horn i've unlocked happy horn hey stand on a stage and something might happen oh okay that's it you don't do anything else you honk every time i jump now oh here's the happy horn stage [Music] the lamest [ __ ] power-up i've ever seen they just keep getting shitty every power-up is shittier than the last they just try to come up they say what what could be even more boring than that power up oh you walk on the stage who came up with this okay so you can't break that so you suck okay swiping again hello wow this actually works holy [ __ ] something that actually has like a dual purpose [Music] yeah that was definitely by accident that that actually did something that it wasn't supposed to do hey that's the only power of i think i've seen so far that actually interacts with something else [Music] oh why do the people disappear we still haven't we haven't figured that out yet the two big mysteries of this game are why did the why does your character not throw the pass the basketball back and why do the characters disappear those are the big mysteries of the game that's like the hook that's like what they call the hook of the story that's why you have to keep playing to figure out what's going on with that am i going to buy the dlc no there's not dlc for this there's no dlc for this they don't do dlc for this when you're the robot you can't actually switch costumes while you're shooting the laser you have to like spam it you have to spam the costume button before he shoots his laser off huh how do you get that what game game you [ __ ] up game why did i show you a statue just to just to be like hey you don't have the right power up hey you can't get it because you don't have the right power happy horn all that heat [Music] if you want the horn the trophy will come down why would that work don't go bring back the pelican i think everybody watching this is just losing their minds at this point i think they've seen too much oh here's a trophy boom hey all right this game would be a lot better without the trophies because then you could just shoot through the level you know you could just just try to zip through as fast as possible and not like engage with the game here we go here we go here we go here it is the trophies unlock uh they unlock the levels here we go maybe like he's supposed to be soaring through like uh i feel like originally they wanted this guy to be soaring through like a world and this was supposed to be like a high like uh this was probably supposed to be like a pre-rendered cut scene but then they ran out of money and just did this instead i think i think this was supposed to be like a really cool pre-rendered cutscene qte thing maybe i'm just giving them too much credit maybe this was their plan all along to make this horrible horrible thing i didn't do it good enough so i don't get the trophy gotta do it again oh it doesn't respawn until you play the level again okay i want to go on that whale i like the [Music] whale oh you're going away all right that was a neck cut scene to get on that whale i'm on the whale no matter where this flipper all right boss fight i do like that you destroy the whole level but i just wish it was permanent you know i wish i wish that when you destroyed the level it destroyed the level for everyone who has the game so that they don't have to play the level is there supposed to be audio here hello okay no audio for this that's what that's what i did that's when i turned down the music it just turned the audio for this so the audio so the meter for music just controls the music in the cutscene instead of the game it's just music in the cut scene not in the game all right isn't this the same thing as the last boss fight do the prisons attack him oh i have to follow the balloons to go and hit him on the nose can i get to his nose maybe without the balloons it [ __ ] sucks that balloon part is [ __ ] it's a piece of [ __ ] this is the shittiest boss fight it just gets worse the game just gets worse the more you play look at where it spawns it it [ __ ] sucks it [ __ ] sucks stop spawning it up there okay i don't know how you do this part there i did it nope that didn't work for some reason maybe i should do the sheep at that part maybe the sheep would work better okay sheep sheepo version all right that doesn't work oh that's what you do the balloons are nothing hey i guess that's what you do okay now i do this can i hit him no maybe i can what's the point of the balloons there's no like lock on usually when you're that character see like everything when you are that when you're the lock-on guy everything that you can bounce onto has this little red thing until you need to actually lock on to the missiles it doesn't do that for the missile they forgot to put the little tracking dart on them whatever whatever why am i trying to why am i trying to explain this game this the missile shoot the missile all right here we go here we go boom it's over it's over it's over all right here's the storyline so [Music] uh [Music] [Music] [Music] that part you know exactly what's gonna happen but that part always gets you you know it's coming and it just works every time the game is so [ __ ] boring that when that dancing part comes out it's just insane it just doesn't make sense [Music] oh all right well i would need to get 15 more trophies from level five and level six i don't think i'm ever gonna get that many trophies i think it's time to throw in the towel i'm gonna give this game award for the [ __ ] you game award i hate this thanks for watching everybody goodbye everybody bye goodbye you guys it's time to step into a new no need to be afraid [Music] we're here

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Length: 241min 24sec (14484 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 05 2021