Dunkey Streams DEATHLOOP

foreign hey nevado i think i lost my shave or something av berry ambi guess what i actually quick oh [ __ ] there's another person oh now we're good all right i don't think i'm good oh thank you rob kelly that was a big stream yesterday to be donkey kong that was a big moment i didn't think it could be this guy's true oh can i go down there let's go down there and qrig token catch you up on the story line the storyline is that he's in a death loop he's stuck in a death loop pretty much all right i think you get it now you crazy [Music] i have a thing that says go to the library there are stacks of firepower at the library should i go there hey it's me your favorite robot friend i would like to thank you dunk because your streams helped me with anxiety during the pandemic oh thank you i gotta sneak into this library now it's very secret there's a lot of enemies here oh they're all seeing me everybody saw me every every enemy is coming to kill me oh no oh no oh [ __ ] don't never get me down here oh god did i lose him did i win okay they're stuck up there hold still hold still oh great just great all right go there i'm winning i'm winning the game i'm very good at this game all right i think i won oh here's some people whoa all right i got it now here's money this makes me more powerful the enemies are stuck in a death i just like to go go around and headshot everybody is this the library now i think i'm going into the wrong place hate these people so he hates the people in there [Music] i think i passed the library up [Music] oh here we go here we go sneaking into the window the library there's a very powerful weapon in here supposedly let's just now i put some weird controls i didn't like to control so right now i have it set to middle mouse button is lean right because it had i had to switch f to my equipment so now i have to hit middle mouse to lean right but i don't think you really have to lean that much in this game we ever see a return to your classic films like bottle opener i can meet up huh i'm thinking of doing a canopy watch okay i'll have to headshot everybody again next guy next guy did i win okay i won i think i won what's this gonna do oh there's a bunch of guns in here look at this thank you for tip oh alarm clock i used to cross here not in the middle yeah this gun well this gun has across here like this this gun is a weirdo cross here this is a very inaccurate gun don't play golden money featuring pitbull don't play golden money featuring clipboard jarvis the way it works is uh you get like three lives i think and then it sets you back to a certain point but it's not like a real rogue like where it really [ __ ] you over really hard oh shotgun it's not like return or you have to beat the whole game again there's a lot of like checkpoints where it's like all right you got to that part of the game at least so far it is are we 100 in donkey kong today no no no no no thank you creed fans was this game made by people made dishonored yet they even have the dishonored uh teleport move but i lost it i had it for like one second and then i jumped off a cliff so now i don't have it anymore the cool gun in here huh what just happened where's the amazing gun is this it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] the defensive oh [ __ ] oh i'm being killed did i win here's somebody let's go eat all the health where did the health room go here it is give me this [Music] oh here's somebody this thing is invincible got it got it did i win [Music] i'm still looking for the super powered gun in the library i'm starting to think that this is all a trick i don't think there is a cool gun in the library oops oh oops whoops [Music] are you supposed to be sneaky yeah this is a stealth game you can see that i'm actually being very stealthy it's like a stealth game but you can sometimes shoot a big loud gun off and nobody will hear it know [Music] i'm good all right i'm just thinking this library is just a huge scam oh this is a good gun actually all right i'll get this all right wait a minute wait a minute now i'm actually finding some good guns in here all right now that that was worth it all right let's get out of here oh wait a minute wait a minute oh they're on these little tubes all the good stuff oh now we're talking purple gun now this is power all right let's go now this is where you get capsule toys out of see this is where all the toys come out of like shinro exactly oh now these people are pushing each other oh they're getting in a big fight here oh whoa whoa break it up youtube break it up all right they're dead all right lpp show me something good that is not what i wanted all right so this is all the guys that i gotta kill off to end the death loop i gotta find all these guys this is how i'm going to break the loop all right eight people one day that's smarter than it sounds you yup oh all right so so what's the plan eight targets one day we're going to need a couple more colts in here if we're going to wreck this island in a culture no listen i can't stay home how did you even get in here didn't you get shot two loops ago or or was it three show me different ways look there's thousands of us or more i don't know but none of us have gotten it right okay you've got to be better than all of us so don't just try to shoot everything but i like shooting you got to be smart it's the only way to fix this this and this i prefer the cold storm plans angie's lab figure out residual it'll make your life easier or do it the hard way whatever we're not going to kill okay what are you looking at why are you son of a [ __ ] all right let's get started so basically i just got to shoot every character lpp said it was back at the complex it's good a place to start his enter when am i gonna kill chaos he's coming up [Music] [Applause] there's only so many hours before the festivities tonight so get outside okay i gotta read the computer who is she [Music] [Music] [Music] i'm not reading this junk all right this is me typing you still love listening to a record nervous about midnight it'll be fine i've done it before our badass captain just got back from the complex yeah you walk all the way out there through your tunnels you know we have cars right checked out the control center pretty cool right you did good work with limited resources i'm impressed is that a compliment an actual genuine compliment from you i compliment people at a time every second of every day oh wait no that's a different person talking all right so i'm a guy i was like the head guy but now i'm trying to break out of the death loop but now they're killing me because i'm breaking out you guys get the storyline get that thing out of there thank you andy panty it's a fake roguelike it's like a it's like a fake out turn this off don't show me that library no more let's get out of here where is joseph gordon levitt justin gordon-levitt is coming up he has to fight bruce willis [Music] um you've got eight targets first on the list is dr wenji i gotta take out dr wendy first thank you psycho ninja it's me robot jimmy a reboot baby oh i got a lot of powers now [Music] the loop preservation protocol a bunch of big words to make a simple point i kill every visionary in one day i break the loop period i know where they spend time but i'm guessing it won't be as easy as hunting them down good thing i'm one stubborn [ __ ] oh [Music] whoa [Music] all right dish i gotta get go get wengie time on black grief is divided into four periods morning noon afternoon evening i love you dunco it's noon now in the past you visited complex at noon later able to return the complex at noon dr wenji's lab is only open for experimentation in the afternoon for example [Music] time moves mostly forward [Music] but due to the loop it's always the morning before [Music] it's new now so hold this oh [Music] all right now where are my powers oh kick harder give me kick harder kicks bigger health your charges do no damage turtle shell oh give me turtle shell all right this is a good loadout [Music] can you say my name dunk shmigo babies that's smeago that's smeago from lord of the rings you know they're making a smoother part what do i have to lose even when i'm not how do i keep my weapons against the infusion process not gonna lie this infusion keeps sounding better and better wait thank you fat friend how do i go in here no this is not matrix4 e is for ego meaning all right all right i already got full ammo all right i gotta sneak into the base now the best way to sneak in is to shoot everybody i see in the head here's a guy huh wait what happened i shot him in the head it paused did i break the game [Music] this is a stealth game all right i'm gonna take these guys out very stealthily okay that was bad that was not a good way i gotta hack this thing i gotta hit this robot don't see me robot wait where'd those people go they were standing right there before where'd everybody go are they still dead from when i shadow maybe they stay dead can i explain this game to you that you are idiot it's like uh it's like a death type [Music] i think this is the stealth gun this is like a stealth nail gun oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] yeah the turrets are evil the turrets are very powerful okay okay i'm getting [ __ ] [Music] don't kill me please don't kill me give me the big gun kill that turret oh they didn't go far enough now switch over you could have stopped this okay i gotta get over there at the dexter's layup oh [ __ ] who are these guys oh [ __ ] there's a ton of people in here oh no okay i won oh no there's another game okay he's dead there's a healing thing if they see you in a stealth game it's bad no they'll never see me there's no way for them to see me how are they going to see me if they did unforgivable read when you're talking [ __ ] them they can't see me yet they can't see me yet okay seeing me remind me oh [ __ ] oh no the turret is the main villain of the game all right gifts from the anomaly confirmed by products of the anomaly slabs trinkets residium oh no that's residum theorized by products visitors breaches ravaging wow this is getting pretty crazy all right did you guys read all that a plague of wendy's oh [ __ ] oh no this thing is oh no that's my team that's not my team don't need it this is a good this is a good one death trap oh okay i have to be very careful here but once they aren't are you saying that we are capable of inferior thinking not all have to be very sneaky get that guy out of here how did they see that oh this is the guy i'm supposed to kill i won i beat the game oh wait this is her no i saw her it's just the same it's the same person cloned a million times she looped herself all right got 10 of you there's ten of them left oh [ __ ] i gotta take out everyone oh here i go okay what's this thing her own best rat confirmed success of anchoring the loop to visionaries viewed the anomaly unfortunately anomaly still produces only trace amounts of unstable residue fire for trinkets completely inadequate for a few infusion confirm existence of visitor objects i predicted superimposition would occur in only in later recursions presidents on first david suggests that it's not the first day i don't know what the [ __ ] is happening in this extrapolation a scaled-down version of the loop stabilization process should anchor an infused object to an individual transforming it into a permanent visitor that persists over subsequent recursions exactly exactly killing visionaries risks loop instability of course obvious solution visitor visionaries of course to test during breach experiment experiments semi-successful when multiple visitors of a single individual are manifested killing any given killing any given one collapses its residual residual load into the remaining visitors of course preventing immediate harvest killing every version of myself would produce requisite residum for infusion but then i'd be dead unacceptable can't slot the harvester into the infuser as a corpse or benefit from infusion i kill all the wedgies and i can use this thing to collect the residum i need to get her machine running that makes sense yeah okay so the guy just says what it means after so i'm going to skip all the reading i could just skip it and then my guy will go okay i get it i'm feeling just fine i'll get it like legitimate oh [ __ ] oh no oh this is a good gun [Music] now this is my airline russia all right i think i got all the wenchies in here i think the wenges are done oops okay here comes a wengie wendy down when she down here comes another one when she down does leah have a deep voice when she's not on the video she has a really deep voice now i gotta break out of this death oh i got more nails from my nail gun oh i have a plan i have a plan watch my plan watch you can hack this then you can do this then you can say yeah activate it didn't work [Music] last one all right this time it'll work activate activate activate no activate no robot activate oh all right mom i guess that's one way to do it do i still have the turret okay that's how you activate it okay so you have to actually go and turn it on you can't throw it and turn it in attention all wengies lockdown code is 3642 activate only in case of catastrophic biological containment failure within the central facility wow i'm gonna go turn now wait what was the code 3642 36 42 i guess this is not the right door what's this thing say i can read it you can actually read it i can't read it uh what is this saying this is really sloppy handwriting 69 420 i don't think that's right i don't think that's actually right what was the number again i think if you have the number it gives it to you automatically uh where did the info go i just got 36 42 36 42 [Music] yeah i think if you have the code it just lets you do it automatically oh my god can't swim now so i have to be very careful here [Music] the password is my credit card number oh so all right let's figure this [ __ ] out wendy's are we an observation from this morning's early announcements the notable leap in the skill and proficiency of eternalists cult and juliana yes and two truths have become apparent one the time loop has been active for some time and both of them retain their memories from each loop iteration while others knowledge and memory across iterations which means despite us being able to propagate this timeline we have clearly repeated these early stages of research multiple times without a breakthrough an obvious conclusion when we've likely made before to no effect and so these dubious experiments with residual infusion to retain items trinkets across iterations if we could retain all right now just get in this tube shower thing and harvester i will shoot some ass wait a pieces this thing that's a thought stand on the plate shoot the button all right son did i win did i win [Music] i think i died [Music] i think i just died [Music] i got the two bending i got the death tube all right yep i died [Music] accidentally kill yourself to own the death's a small price to pay to hold on to your gear oh so i did die but i get to keep all my stuff wait why did i just skip that now i keep my gear between deaths oh permanently oh oh what the [ __ ] it's uh worked infusion and resilium you can now spin residum to infuse weapons trinkets and slabs allowing you to keep them across loops each infused piece of gear will be returned to your arsenal every morning get residum from infused objects and from glitches left behind by dead visionaries uh i see i see oh but if you die you drop your money like dark soul okay okay oh yeah it [ __ ] it actually actually worked who's the super scientist now you and me baby together forever at least until i break the slide what should i call you mr gun feels a bit uh formal gunter good all these things why does it feel like i'm more here [ __ ] makes no sense the adjudicator yeah judah [ __ ] cater that's not a good name should have my gun now i have to keep these time travel books to get more power [Music] where's my walkie-talkie [Music] that seems kind of like a laxative now you're the harvest to my jig mini coat nah called junior now that has a ring to it it's too self-involved go on a second why the [ __ ] am i naming this gun after me that guy's starting to lose you slipped away into the tunnel that was a pretty easy level dr wenji was no match for you you're off to a strong start with the power of infusion after your command you don't need wengie's tools [Music] harvest residum from shimmering visitor objects drop your residum where you died you can recover your regime from now [Music] there's a lot of rules to this game a lot a lot of rules call finds a new visitor objects on the beach many items contain regime and you can eat them sacrificing this will give you residue you need okay delete it hold delete sacrifice you can do the thing infused with the power of infusion you can begin building an armory of weapons slabs provide supernatural abilities wendy didn't have a slab though but most other people do there's so much stuff check out the clues you've uncovered if you want more slabs go after charlie whose shift lets you teleport or harrius morris [Music] as you explore black reef you will find numerous secrets and info these discoveries are collected here many discoveries can be tracked like leads remember each district offers different opportunities and threats depending on the time of day wow but tread carefully other players can invade your game as juliana with this you can control whether or not other players are allowed into your game good luck out there okay so i think that maybe now i'm done with the tutorial almost as much stuff as dk64 almost i wouldn't say it's quite there yet this game looks like i don't think it's quite on the donkey kong level yet all right all right let's get my oh here's to my stuff the hourglass tells you new gear that you haven't preserved all right switch out a weapon cannot unequip his machete or heck i'm a jig okay oops this is kind of bringing me back to xenoblade check out the gears you've collected here the hourglass tells you that you didn't do that how i like your equipment to see how much money you can get or you can sacrifice it or take it from dead people you are i already know this read up on your gear specific features here equip or remove trinkets for your weapon take an up-close and personal look using the controls indicated on screen huh this is like when you listen to like a 10-hour lecture in college and you absorb none of the information okay i think i did it i won it all i won it all i beat it all so okay so i could check out the power station or go kill this guy i'll go kill this dude i want the power that lets me teleport is this the teleporting man [Music] i'm going to get this guy hey juliana i infuse myself a gun might infuse trinkets i might infuse [Music] [ __ ] frank was your friend frank is not your friend it's the only amazing place in an entire world of [ __ ] you'll see it eventually all i see is me one step closer to breaking this [ __ ] loop you always come around cult and all right so frank is my friend but also he's not [Music] i'm sneaking in frank was my friend but not anymore we had a falling out ever since he did his hot sauce i've hated him too much kick all right now i can go under the bridge bridge [Music] [Music] kill that's me on there they're trying to kill me [Music] battle now this is tricky because you would think right mouse would throw the bottom but actually that just shoots your gun i hate when they do that in a shooting game better control the perimeter wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait [Music] okay he's dead [Music] i shot him in the head like a hundred times this nail gun is not very powerful i'm switching to this one [Music] thank you i'm drinking this beer now we're talking let's see if i can shoot this in the air yeah oops got it how am i gonna get over here [ __ ] oh okay it worked oops hold still hold still okay i'm feeling just fine big burger whoa [Music] you can charge your shot for the nail gun okay i get more power from there oh we got arcade cabin in here [Music] oh yeah what's up guys all right all right let's go let's go get the game oh [Music] [Music] so i can't use any powers in this house he deactivated all my powers but it's okay because i didn't have any [Music] oh wait maybe that actually deactivates my coming back to life power already got full ammo [Music] oh that might be bad i might only have one life to do this how is the fps on pc that's fine [Music] i remember dishonored 2 did not run good i remember that game was not very well optimized i remember trying to put on a designer 2 on playstation and that was like the last guard it with your life huh [Music] it's working a lot better than designer two [ __ ] oh i don't want to go in there i don't know if i played the sign or two on this computer though that might have been on her own computer give me this power all right how am i going to take these three guys out in here what maybe i should just skip there [Music] okay everybody found me out oh [ __ ] i don't know yeah i don't like this nail give me this oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] all right that guy's dead these people still don't know though with the grenade you can turn on different modes this is the main mode hey watch this have a plan gotta put one more dude hey guys it's me here they come where are they coming come get me it's me okay that killed me come and get me i'm in here i'm through this way they're leaving they're going around they're not falling from my plane okay i think they're coming i think they're coming this will work here they come here they come okay they're coming [Music] right come this way this plan is not working good at all this plan is a real piece of [ __ ] i'm just going to take these okay now they're here [Music] are they falling from my plan yet oh god [Music] come and get me [Music] come get me [Music] give me that man i want that man yeah maybe they're like locked out of the store i think they can't i don't know they don't have the thing they're locked out all right let's just keep going i guess i thought i had a really good plan but then it didn't work at all this thing is good for taking out turrets get the code shut it down [Music] they don't get paid to open doors it's true these are not well paid guards [Music] they wouldn't even know who to kill if my face was not the thing with the kill written under it [Music] these turrets christmas these are the most powerful enemy in the game shoot him shoot him yeah yeah there you go there you go [Music] oh [ __ ] i should have kept that okay wait here he comes here he comes okay i'm gonna put this thing in the middle of the room and turn it on [Music] this is a stealth game shoot that other turret okay i'm in the bathroom now there's a secret way here [ __ ] okay oh this could be bad this could go bad i need to find some help [Music] all right get up down here explode okay maybe i have to shoot it shoot it to blow up there we go all right i'm doing very good i'm actually very stealthy is the stealthiest way to do [Music] okay now this middle mouse button to lean right it's really [ __ ] weird [Music] damn this thing is handsome these turrets gotta get out of here oh that hurt me bad all right here's the health thing there's a whole thing [Music] okay okay i'm gonna go around this thing [Music] oh now if i do this right here oh i don't have my double jump anymore but if i make this jump just right i won't need double jump all right we're gonna heal up again [Music] oh [ __ ] so many cameras in this level i need like throwing knives or some [ __ ] what happens if i throw a bottle at a camera nothing oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] there give me this i'm being shot i'm being shot at everything everything is shooting me everybody is killing me [Music] [Music] uh oh uh-huh just swimming hey i got a battery what does the battery do going for the stealth kill on that guy let's get this got a stealth kill [Music] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh look this is a little secret walkie can go up this way here's a little secret way there's a lot of paths in this game i like the maps there's a lot of different ways you can go got it this game reminds me of my favorite call of duty map wolfenstein castle it is kind of like wolfenstein's castle man from call of duty it does kind of remind me of that classic map oh [ __ ] okay so whenever you shoot the turret it just summons the whenever you shoot the camera just automatically summons the turret out so i need to maybe not shoot every single turret and i see oh [ __ ] [Music] i need to maybe not shoot all the cameras oh wait a minute i have a plan i have a plan [Music] i have a plan here hey here have a plan here activate [Music] here we go i win i win that worked out pretty good now where's the guy i was supposed to kill oh there he is hello wait did it turn on me it turned on me it betrayed me oh [ __ ] oh there's another one nothing oh [ __ ] okay wait no that one's still on my team but this one is evil okay shooting that guy is getting killed that guy's dead okay this thing is bad this one is good that one's bad okay that one is killing every character the turrets are very powerful okay this guy is fighting it with a knife let's see who wins the turret one the turret defeated him oh [ __ ] they killed it oh no oh no i'm in trouble now all right i did it i'm good at this game [Music] oh [ __ ] go [ __ ] this guy's out here wait wait wait wait wait wait where's my shotgun oh [Music] i got looped oh i almost had him i almost had him i got looped i got loot [Music] that turret took out at least 40 people though that was a good strategy all right i gotta get revenge on frank how do i infuse my gun this is my favorite gun this one i just go around and headshot everybody with this thing i'll sacrifice this one [Music] right sacrifice that one this purple one i'll keep it i'll keep it why do i have to infuse this don't i just get this by default no no i don't want to sacrifice that no no no oops uh-oh all right that wasn't right i didn't mean to do that uh trinkets reduces recoil okay i'm going to frank's house i sacrificed my guns on accident thank you tea jumps [Music] worry there's one me that you need to kill but there's also other knees that will try to kill you see so you're hiding from me now i'm always here you just can't remember where to look i need guns yeah there's my gun this is the gun that i back let me kill let me kill there's some hill all right we're back in business i got the funny gun back the funny gun this is the most powerful gun to get wait where's my funny gun this is the funny gun i thought i picked frank level this is a different level oh no this is frank all right let's just walk right through the front door all right let's just go shoot everybody [Music] oh this is power this is power [Music] you guys did these guys are stuck in there this guy sucks this guy sucks oh here's a guy all right that guy's dead oh there's another guy here's another guy this guy's in a wall he just walked through a wall this guy's back to life okay this guy is in this huh oh he walked through here huh okay i'm going for the speed run here now where is the health packs i think i need this thing i need this code then i can shut all these shitty cameras off all right i'm going up the secret path oh all right the secret path did not work out [Applause] all right i got looped turns out the secret path is not a very good way to go maybe the room with all the stuck guys has a code oh that could be do i have this gun permanently it's just the thing with the little hourglass that you don't have permanently right hmm don't seem like there's any good upgrades right now oh i can go different i can go motorcycle man though now i'll stick with this i'll stick with this [Music] this game is pretty funny so far [ __ ] this place every single person here have to kill me every second every day if this punishment for your is selfish sisters and i laugh and i say definitely why is she so mad well he's really mad about he didn't want to be in the game death loop he wanted to be in uh he wanted to be a character in nhl 19. [Applause] [Music] i do wish there was some funnier stealth kills i'm just kind of walking around headshotting everybody i'll probably unlock some better stuff later but right now i'm just kind of just shooting people in the hood oops i want like a silenced uh pistol or something and i can really start going i don't like this nail gun really this thing is kind of obnoxious [Music] see that nope [Music] all right this time i got it this time i'm taking out frankie [Music] nope i'm good all right so you're saying i should check this room out oh [Music] all right all right i have a plan i have a plan boom did it blow up boom are they dead no [Music] oh this is a big man it's just a big island that i'm on don't need it i'm on the big funny man iron man give me this back this is a down the story grenade [ __ ] never goes up oh there's definitely a secret in here you can tell no no no okay there's definitely a big secret in this you can tell i can't open this open this open his head how do i get in here can i hack it no dang there's something really good in there if it's locked you know there's a big secret in here [Music] look at this look at this i can climb up this [Music] i can climb up this [Music] if i do this just right here we go [Music] now i gotta go i need my double jump back hello oh no [Music] i guess i should be shooting everybody with this dumb nail gun for now [Music] oh [ __ ] hold still all right i'm switching the nail gun i got to get across the hall get some health where's the big health oh there's some health give me that all right all right i'm going up [Music] it's not that hard to slip past these cameras [Music] i'm feeling just fine [Music] no this is not bioshock although pretty much every stealth game after bioshock is bioshock every stealth game that isn't metal gear is pretty much battle shack nowadays all right i gotta take all these guys out with my stupid nail room oh you can't see me get out of here [Music] play it play the piano oh that alerted that guy if you open the second drawer in the first floor you will find the key to the wizard's dungeon okay so i'm looking for the what was the key if you open the drawer on the first floor okay i'll keep my eyes peeled for that oh [ __ ] oh no there's these guys here oh this guy's here this guy is this guy is going come back let me kill let me kill let me kill all right this guy whoa give me this all right i wanted like smoking cracker jackie chan groundhog's dead it is kind of like smoking crack with jackie chan and groundhog's thing i could see that oh i hate the turrets the turrets whoa how do i get back downstairs here i go i think this is where i came from right all right [Music] now we're getting somewhere if i die on this loop it's really gonna stop okay wait no this is that's where i just went if i die in this loop that's the last loop i'm not playing anymore now if i play my cards right i should be able to sneak under this [Music] okay okay doing good doing good doing good eat the guitar can you see yourself playing this game in the future or the past uh past treasure of the ice these guys are getting drunk damn it why'd you move get over here now don't move this channel [ __ ] it's shooting me oh [ __ ] this person are you done all right all right we're back in business we're back in business would i play this game if it was the only game i owned yes if it was the only game i owned i would definitely play already got full ammo no wow [Music] all right i'm gonna do my turret trick again because that was a very powerful move this is probably the most powerful move that i've done yet oh wait oh wait there we go all right i'll let them have fun with that [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh okay frank is done for frank is done for how do i hack in this thing oh you're done for now frank come on snake yeah right walk into that turret um him turret get him yeah get him get that guy get that guy oh no they killed the turret [ __ ] you frank frank is done frank is out frank is out of the picture i'm absorbing frank [Music] oh frank had a lot of powers whoa this is a super gun whoa dang i got that crazy guy now frank give me all your guns [Music] frank is out frank is done now i'm going on the microphone hey thanks for tuning in to death loop this next track goes out to all my death loop fans it's called saxophone man play [Music] what an amazing song oh play orange tesla all right hey everybody i'm playing the new hit song orange tesla wait a second where is it where's your own tesla all right here we go yeah all right [Applause] [Music] all right all right [Music] i'm out look it's doom that ain't hell crasher that's doom all right now i just leave all right i'm leaving the [ __ ] oh no oh no i've been found out oh no the water hurts you i forgot oh no oh no ah [ __ ] that [ __ ] all right i made it out stealth game good stealth gameplay dude boom i'm out yeah it's some very good stealth gameplay right there here's some jeffrey bezos for your family oh thank you for the jeffrey bezos thank you so much there's got to be a way to kill two of them at once or three or four or more no they can't be that stupid well maybe alexis you killed a visionary and slipped away in the into the tunnels you didn't read frank's emails oh [ __ ] yeah i probably should have read frank's emails ramblin frank is a man of refined tastes and musics [Music] i didn't get frank's gun though i gotta put the power on frank's gun how do i get this gun forever i gotta put the power on the gun infusion cost nine thousand oh i don't think i have that much uh oh no i do have enough how do i infuse it there it is boom now i get it permanently right what good trinkets do i have better accuracy reload speed i like this better recoil get me on that get recoil in there oh that's already on that thing give me that all right all right this is a good gun here character trinkets oh i can get these for permanently too get me down that's a classic uh what else okay i spent all my money now i gotta get this thing huh get this thing give me turtle shell yeah give me this one now did frank give me a power no he didn't frank has no [Music] powers hmm [Music] where should i go next so be anniversary [Music] thank you slug nuts thank you for the bone this game has metal gear herald in it are you serious no no no no they couldn't get the rights to that kill the man kill he-man he has the power all right i'm gonna go kill he-man i guess that's this character [Music] thank you sex but all right we're gonna go get he-man real quick he has the power but that's kind of a double-edged sword maybe he has too much power [Music] all right where is the game this game um all right i'm going to just i'm going to the game i'm going to the funny charlie games game and surrender yourself to total immersion it's free the [ __ ] is that why does it pause that is such a weird glitch there's a glitch where you shoot and the game pauses and then they can shoot you while the game is paused that is one of the weirdest glitches i've seen i don't know about that one that is not a good glitch to get all right i'm going in the tunnel the ai is learning the ai is finding new tricks shooting me while i'm paused [Music] what's this this is like a shooting range oh it's a game it's like a laser ride this is a space laser right see that down there oh this is a lot of people this is a lot of people okay so if the invader throws himself off the cliff are you still gonna play the game of course whoever is the building next will be the new invader at least talk to that thing uh yeah just like charlie but you know funnier okay these guys are in here oh how am i gonna take out this many guys this is the most guys ever to get don't need it okay they're running [Music] okay this nail gun is not going okay there that guy's dead okay i'm switching to the good gun okay oh i thought that was a guy that was just a cardboard all right i got him sneak up and stab them too late new player hi your character is the invader a rousing choice i'm winning don't hold your breath now this is a level from toy story this is a pizza planet this is the pizza planet level the invader has proceeded first the invader and now this all right all right the hell yeah he's done this [ __ ] but really you know in a stealth game you do want the ai to be done michelle just makes the game more fun just makes it funnier although these guys are really dumb [Music] hello oh [ __ ] [Applause] okay now i'm in trouble [Music] oh oh no now i turned an alarm okay i'm gonna die everybody's coming to kill me i only have 70 health i don't know what's going on [Music] um all right they're all dead [Music] did i win there's a guy [Music] oh man i need help let me tell i was there oh i don't know no no no i have a plan i have a plan the classic grenade door plan now i don't know if the ai can actually open doors i don't know if i've seen them open a door yet i feel like doors is too complicated for them to handle charlie you ba bob leader you can't block me what's my handle [ __ ] admin means i can do whatever i want i am emperor of electrons bring that [ __ ] here i'll block you starting group channels too help me make an epic invite for wenjie have you tried not being a giant prick can't help it got giant prick power [ __ ] off i got other [ __ ] to do and she's transactory transactional you've got nothing she wants she will never come to your lame ass costume party i got exactly what anybody wants i will make her come everyone can read your words so what fear what just happened what the [ __ ] it what i don't understand what this is this is why i don't want to read these emails i have to break some hearts i don't ever want to read these emails again [Music] this is a forbidden discord [ __ ] [Music] you can't get me with this trick i invented this trick and it never works [Music] all right now where is the guy i made it to the roof but i don't think that there's any good thing on the roof i'm just gonna go this way to the moon [Music] can i go across this oh what's the point of being up here alright well that was cool that was pretty cool to go up there [Music] so [Music] all right how am i gonna get to this guy where's the secret axis zone [Music] go back to the moon i think i gotta find the key to this [Music] this is the moon [Music] i think go back this way [Music] this is where it ends go this way oh here's a way [Music] this room assistant computer science is actual science i appreciate your mini system i am absolutely impressed i want your brain in my brain this game is just zoom b notes with emails true when you think about it it is a lot like zombinos damn this guy locked every door this guy is actually the most safest character he just all he did was he locked the doors that was actually the greatest defense of all he was the first character to actually lock the door damn he's too powerful i don't think my guy is powerful enough to to face this this guy actually locked the door maybe my hacker mode can hack something no i can't act [ __ ] i like this [Music] hmm [Music] i have to read more discord dms i don't want to read the i don't want to read discord oh look you can hack this there we go [Music] [Applause] all right i'm coming to get you i just walked in a [ __ ] circle i just went on a loop i just went on a [ __ ] death loop i just went on a [ __ ] destination good morning charlie hear me when i say black creek loves you you're the real badass we need right now because of you i will have a fulfilling day all right well this guy is gone i the best of lost do you know what i'm laying down i really love your body and your huge giant mind i want to touch it dang this woman really likes this guy oh here he is wait that's me wait that's me why am i shooting me what the [ __ ] huh oh that was dutch that was a bad guy [Music] okay i win [Music] now i get a good gun [Music] what did i get slabs nullified oh [ __ ] do i still have that stupid thing in my arm oh no i can't use my powers i forgot to deactivate the thing oh god damn it do i have to go back to that level now oh no oh god damn it i left the thing in my arm how do i go to turn off my arm turn the arm off [Music] oh this guy's dead where do i exit now i'm not seeing the exit hello i see the oh god they're shooting me while i'm paused again hello [Music] maybe you can't push all right i'm very confused right now the game is not bringing me to the exit anymore it used to show the exit once i completed the objective but now it's not telling me nothing i guess i gotta go do this still [Music] open up i don't care if i miss the dms i don't want to read the damn it i don't want to read discord i don't want to read discord i've listened to all this stuff game let me win i listened to all this junk this okay looks like they're getting freaky on freestyle all right i won i won all right i'll read the discord my princess hey my treasure my everything is this two-bit uh no two-bit can't type he doesn't have fingers oh charlie yes we made it beautiful together forever sweet and sour our tangled pretzel dream team muse and maestro artisan designer iconic you give my work a facelift i'll give yours a meaning sardonic be my invader fia let's talk cohabitation talking is much better than typing meet me in our secret spot usual time what the f i hate the goddamn discord [ __ ] dialogue nobody types like that in the world i gotta kill these people now these people are really once you read the dm the discord messages it makes you really want to kill the characters off i really gotta end the loop okay where am i going i'm going down here no no people are typing the discord [ __ ] yep i see the eggs all right let's get out of here i don't want to read any more discord messages i'm getting some very powerful guns in here look at this guy he's standing over my exit what hey get out of here dead all right i'm out [Music] [Music] thank you vegeta all right we took out charlie i got the funny shotgun and now i got the funny shift move but also i have a microchip so i can't use any powers we are being i already killed him all right all right now how do i get i want this gun i got to get this gun for permanently this is a power gun are you going to pre-order the new knack food knack foo no they're not doing that food no no no no no no never would they be able to do knack food it says i have enough to get the thing i want to work get the thing get to get to get it do the infusion it's pretty fun so far i'm just walking around headshotting everybody it reminds me of that game i played with the really terrible graphics that horrible horrible game what was that called i just kept walking around and headshotting everybody no not cyberpunk cruelty squad yeah this reminds me of cruelty squad which is fancier graphics i'm just kind of the same similar play style just kind of walk around and headshot every character this is like the next this is like the higher budget cruelty squad how do i infuse this let me infuse it can i not do it on this one oh you gotta go on this what the [ __ ] then hit this okay that's okay i did it this is such a weird interface now i can sacrifice this piece of junk sacrifice this thing dang you need 15 000 to get this one oh i have a lot of these though if i have the hand on it that means i have it i'll just delete i'll just sacrifice all these all these ones i'm not using why not boom give me all this power i want to get this how much money do i have i got 12k let's delete some of these off how much do these give you wait wait is that enough that's enough boom go here get this thing boom okay now we're in business now our business [Music] all right let's go now i'm gonna go to [Music] hmm i guess i'll just go here wengie again all right i gotta get one g again watch out there is a zombie in the next room oh okay there's a zombie in the next room is this tokyo derral [Music] no this is not tokyo [Music] all right i'm back in this snow level up juliana's on the hunt does it say if it's a human player okay i still can't use powers though because i forgot to take the chip out and i guess that's just permanently in my guy now until i die oh is that the player i wonder if it's a player or npc huh oh man this game this game likes to do that i'm feeling just fine okay all right i'm going for the double headshot here [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] right there guy go there he is [Music] all right where's the person oh he's down he's down oh he's getting back up oh he's out me oh hey i was still hosting okay i think i'm winning i think i'm beating the game i gotta go get wenges oh this guy do you guys see that giant red square don't need it i think this this nail gun has like a bug where it makes a giant red square it's like shooting their blood out in a giant red square or something it only happens with this nail gun which one must give me your conclusions or give me the date i can't read when you're talking see you wendy hey oh you can grab them through the glass okay [Music] don't get me don't get me how do you get past this thing go this way oh here they come here they come are they reviving each other what is this thing turn this orb off don't do no crazy orb stuff control their eyes and ears like this oh here they come okay all right there's a couple more wengies left all right yes i wouldn't even know where to stand this is an important experiment how many times have i told you actually you haven't told me fine not hey [Music] oh [ __ ] thank you chipper thank you erroneous thank you yes now read her discourse oh god david i don't want to read the discourse what's killing me this guy oh this is a player that looks like a player [Music] i got killed by a player damn that makes the game a lot harder when you actually have somebody that can shoot you i like the ai better they just kind of stand there juliana is dead okay we both died i guess [Music] i don't know how i feel about that mechanic now i reset my whole thing i think i'm going to turn that off because that seems really stupid that does not seem like a good fit for this game just let another player in your game and they can just shoot you i don't know that was that was it's like dark souls it's kind of like dark souls but uh no even more annoying than in dark souls because i did like a ton of stuff switched to friends only all right i'm switching it to friends only only my friends can kill me now in dark souls at least you can see like oh there's a guy here that one that just literally popped up in one second and shot me and i was like whoa wait there's a player playing [Music] i do get to keep a lot i don't know if i ca accomplished anything now though how far did that set me back i think that just ruined all my whole game i think i just lost death loop now i can use this power now though so that's good radio silence oh this is to check out for all right let's go get let's go get hmm i guess let's go back here [Music] [Music] hmm [Music] didn't i already killed frank yeah i killed him but now i got definitely now i got sent all the way back i gotta kill him again [Music] how does it feel to be dead at least i left a pretty corpse next time focus lesson off in the morning situational awareness time what the [ __ ] no wonder she hates me she misses all my best material what if instead of killing them we kissed them now that would not work that would never break the death loop forever dunk forever dunk hey look forever dunk i gotta go in here instead of that do you think she'll let us get our equipment again on the next loop this is our only shot at this you'll never create a breach stable enough to be exactly i'm not creating a stable anything my modifications to the generator will destabilize the loop itself they're insane let me finish sure there'll be some slippage but that's why we brought shotguns kill anything that looks like it came through the breach use the portable harvester to capture their anomalous energy bring that back to this machine for processing transfer the energy check most powerful anomaly based tech thus far check breakthrough check and [ __ ] mate i'm not gonna shove your ethical waffling susan anything's an acceptable sacrifice for this breakthrough what the [ __ ] you're recording this all right this scientist is doing a death experiment i gotta go into this tree world wait a second let me shoot this guy i don't like this guy all right i'm going in the tree world what is that playing guitar over there this guy's playing guitar [Music] this is a guitar game [Music] [Music] push him i don't think you can push well you can kick i forget how you kick watch the kick button let's see what is the kick attack kick kick mouse v there we go oh down he goes that was funny okay so i should have been doing this the whole game action okay now i have this oh see look now i have dishonored now i have the dishonored power right check me out guard it with you movement over there kicking you okay [Music] we okay now i can do this now i'm powerful [Music] drink it all right she lost it insufficient power [Music] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] give me this go okay now the game's starting to get good somewhere hey okay get me out get me out [Music] now we're getting to the real game oh this ai is really up to something weird here oh i got death oops i'm feeling just fine all right now we're getting to the real game now that i can teleport now we're playing the real game now we're getting to the true game all right now it's getting good is that cold [Music] all right now we're getting good now we're getting to the real game oh i gotta climb up this thing okay dang doors blocked gotcha follow the sound of [ __ ] um this gun looks like junk i don't want that gun thank you weenie can i make it up here yep ah here's somebody to kick um hey oops oh that didn't work that was bad i'm gonna kick this guy what [Music] you guys didn't think this game was good huh you thought this game was dumb now you're seeing that this is a good game [Music] frank filled a container in carl's bay with fireworks dang how am i gonna get in this place i like the firewood oh [ __ ] hmm how do i get in here can i go into the roof roofway roof is all blacked off this that [ __ ] going here but this does not connect to that building i don't think oh here's somebody oh there you go donkey is a stinky monkey all right all right here we go what is this guy doing up here who's this the mask go by the mask oh [ __ ] [Music] hey kick oh [ __ ] [Music] there's a health thing keep the health eat the hell okay what the [ __ ] just happened okay today i did something they shot like a grenade under the door or something i think the ai killed me unless that was another player oh it's gas oh they turned on poison oh they poisoned the whole floor so that's the game huh so that's your game good remember when i said we over indexed on chaos i don't understand anything what these things are saying if you need to get in the hangar too the code is this okay so far i have regretted reading any of the pamphlets where's my hacker too it doesn't work [Music] hmm can i shoot through this thing and go in there the code this thing doesn't have a code is there is there a door with a code somewhere oh where's the cold door let's try going in this let me in how do i switch to my i have a little machete [Music] [Applause] what the [ __ ] just hit huh i just got one shot by a grenade launcher what the [ __ ] was that when are you going to platinum next to baby what the [ __ ] i just got looped i got death looped you died in an explosion you died in an explosion thank you game what the [ __ ] happened in death loop time is another weapon leap ahead to the evening to pursue a pacific specific target hop through the day making surgical strikes or reset the clock to morning to reach an objective before time can snatch it from your grasp don't worry about skipping a time period or missing out on something it'll be there tomorrow on black grief the loop is your prison but also your play thing [Music] hmm all right let's go back in let's go check out this thing [Music] [Music] thank you stinky wee wee thank you so much [Music] ai is so bad in this game you literally can't die well that's true until they shoot you with a one-shot grenade one time one time is luck not skill one time you remember yeah [ __ ] your skill it's time to kick people again [Music] okay i'm getting better at the game i'm becoming more skilled okay i'm getting better i'm getting better [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] all right all right i'm getting better [Music] hey [Music] get over here come here to healthy to help over here get down all right kick that guy okay [Music] oh look at this guy look at this game [Music] this is silo green [Music] no did i win i won can i kick this thing this thing is invincible oh i hate the [ __ ] turrets this thing is overpowered oh i got it [Music] okay i did kill it is this what the code is for no queen of riddles blackery boasts a bountiful feast for the senses which transcendent work towers above the island's myriad other artistic pursuits oh [ __ ] the forever drunk graffito what is it what is the answer you guys [Music] six the letter a is six it's 1942 when columbus sailed the ocean blue hit nine four it's a trick question five six three six four six zero fours six five one a five six six seven six two f b thirteen seven four nine ten one through ten three ten million seven seven eight all right i'm going with three [Music] three one one two one of them is right [Music] yeah this thing's [ __ ] one second [Music] all right let's go back to kicking already got full ammo oh whoa okay frank's container all right let's go to frank's container see you [Music] all right all right frank where's your container where is the container frank oh [Music] okay let's go up here oh kick this all right all right i got this game mastered now oh what is he doing down there someone's shooting at me i gotta kick this person all right i'm feeling just fine i'm getting pretty good at this i'm starting to master the game turns out the kick is very powerful oh i thought i had i don't even have the frank's container code what code did i even get whatever code i got it's a very poor quality code doesn't open anything all right i'm gonna try to go in here again no no put this away that's worthless i need to kick two looks like the guy was dead suit am i right looks like that guy was death suit exactly you're exactly right with that one you are exactly right can i pick this thing up get over last one that's the best mechanic so far the kicking mechanic whoever came up with the kicking for this game was a [Music] change your fov no that's baby mode that's baby mode just in time for the show i want to kick this game really bad [Applause] all right how do i kick how do i kick this guy here we go got him [Music] real quick hello oh [ __ ] all right i'm gonna have to take this guy out in a good way i'm out hey [Music] oh oh [ __ ] okay i think the person with the grenade launcher is up here [Music] open this door open the store open the door look i'm here open up open up be reborn [Music] get me in you want it don't let doubt confuse you hmm here we go oh [ __ ] oh that rewinded me really far back that was a big rewind hmm i wish i could pick these things up i bet there's a power you get later where you can like pick these up with your mind hmm you have my attention wait wait all right i win [Music] but now how do you get through the laser that's the true question can you teleport through the laser let's find out all right you can [Music] [Music] oh this gun looks good [Music] i don't know i don't know [Music] yeah i'll take it right now i am kind of losing my only silenced weapon but whatever [Applause] the nexus slab nexus links people what happens to one will happen to all oh wait so if i kick if i kick one person i kick them off now don't poison me [Music] okay this could be very powerful for my kick strategy i gotta turn this poison off so i can link together every character in the game and then kick one and i'll kick all of them at the same time this actually sounds very powerful all right let's read the discord good morning donda how are you good morning everyone cross decided to break the loop why would he do an ass backwards thing like that unintended effect of the anomaly on his cognition the why doesn't matter he's a danger to us all so be smart or at least try alexis screw you juliana who made you head of security cry it out alexis where is the other half of your brain ass crab i got plans for it the adults are speaking just protect yourselves whatever else happens we must survive shouldn't we be actively hunting him trapping him studying him oh come on it's cold for [ __ ] sake the lpp remains our salvation cult sees these words okay oh okay [Music] the [ __ ] discord messages were so [ __ ] stupid that i they killed me i'm out i'm out i'm at it i'm leaving the game turn on a different game turn on life loop paulie turn on life loop i don't like this game anymore [Music] yeah probably turn on sonic colors i didn't even get to use my kick power that's such that's so [ __ ] up i didn't even get to do my kick truly a [ __ ] up way to go out killed by discord of all things all right i'm gonna go get this power are you using wiimote or ps move i'm using wiimote i'm actually using a combination of wiimote and ps move to play this [Music] i was just thinking what do you get out of this why are you talking it's fun you know i was going to tell you something about harry but if you don't want me to walk to know what the [ __ ] is going on i'm looking for the fastest way out of this place yeah that's how you can do wheel but i don't know how to do it i don't even know how to do anything i'm just kicking it that never gets old that never [Music] okay she alerted everybody oh he's out of there he's out of there oh he's having it there big kick big kick oh he's got today [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] i'm getting better [Music] you'll get the s rank when you can kick every character where you can kill every character i'm going for s ring [Music] oh there's an evil man there's an evil man hey they just fell off by themselves oh there he goes this game is getting good now now this game is good once you get the once you unlock the teleport and kick that's when the game really gets good oh look at this guy sitting up here oh [Music] i need some more health i need more health i'm in a tree room eat the health eat the health [Music] [ __ ] [Music] going for the big kick here [Music] okay oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no i think i challenged too many people at once yes here we go all right all right whoa what is this guy whoa can i go this way [Applause] door is locked i wonder if i can unlock this and then it's unlocked for the next loop like hitman can i unlock a hitman shortcut let's try this show that didn't work busted i am busted [ __ ] all right that didn't work at all okay i found out a new move the kick and slide the slide and kick actually you slide and then you go for the kick whatever all [Music] just in time for the show [Music] becoming very powerful up here [Music] huh it blew up everything [Music] okay the gas i think i don't know what happened and then everybody blew up [Music] oh [ __ ] that didn't work damn that one did not work very good there all right all right this i get this stuff day right girl i think this is me i'm dead [ __ ] discord now how do i take this thing out for real without dying don't worry guys oh [ __ ] it killed me again just going to kill me again i can make it out of this if i use my head you know you should really rejoice if i play smart i can get make it out of this situation i just have to keep kicking [Music] [Music] oh man i need help i need help there's so many explosions oh god where's the hell where's the health picks [Music] oh god there's so many explosions how come i didn't get the slab from the character why didn't i get the super power [Music] i did something wrong and i didn't get the power oh [ __ ] i'm holding the grenade no throw that oops oh dish huh [Music] where's the power [Music] throw the thing in the thing throw this in gas this will make the gas go away [Music] hey it worked now where is the power it says the slab i think the slab fell through the floor oh no here it is all right all right i'm mastering this game [Music] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no oh no no no no [ __ ] [ __ ] it keeps filling up with gays don't forget to grab the whale oil oh that's good thinking actually okay i still have the power though i still have defeated the guy okay now i can use my new power nope i'm good i saw someone [Music] [Music] oh oh this is the person trying to kill me i got her that was the person hunting me down i kicked her in the head okay this is getting [ __ ] up oh no no no no no no oh god okay i'm gonna die i'm [Music] [Music] oh god this is getting too crazy okay i'm just gonna hide until they forget about me i can't lose my kick power i will be so sad if i lose my kick power i'm just gonna wait it out was the assassin a player no i think it was a game [Music] okay okay i'm back in business now i'm gonna use my life link damn it stop shooting at me so if you life linked them they are immediately aware i thought that would be like a stealth move [Music] i need to sneak out of this [Music] and [Music] okay i have one more shot i got one more shot at this [Music] i thought that was my last shot but i have one more i guess i mean my power's big link kick strat is tough yeah i don't think it worked how i thought it would oh don't man i did think the link kick would be more powerful oh [ __ ] [Music] yeah there he goes okay i'm trying now i'm trying it out link kick link kick hey it worked hey oh it does work i knew that was gonna be a good power okay that's a nice power now now that i can do a link kick now we're talking now we're getting into the good gameplay [Music] so i can link this guy to [Music] let's think under this now what am i thinking here [Music] basically what i'm thinking that i'm gonna do what i know he's unlinked he's unlinked okay he's linked to this dead guy oh no that guy is sitting on the floor all right this is a good power this is a good power hey all right now i'm starting to get good where'd you guys go [Music] i'm gonna do the big big kick on this guy yeah [ __ ] [Applause] interesting oh [ __ ] i don't like that [Music] [Music] oh no no i'm low on health i need to eat this [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] all right all right i have a plan here just gotta eat this okay okay do i have this code yet no [Music] where'd they go here's somebody i'm linking this guy up to this barrel queen hey [Music] this is scary in here that's a scary road give me on this one oh this is scary it's a scary world that's the joker's room it is the joker's room this is where the joker catches all his plans i'm feeling just fine nope i'm not part of this okay have a plan i have a very good plan very very oh no it ran out are they linked i can't tell they're so far away did that work no dude [Music] kick the guitarist off by linking him and kicking the other guy oh i like where you're going i like where you're going with the strategy where is the guitar guy i hear him where's guitar i think he's through this way maybe what oh [Music] don't need it okay okay the plan is in the plan is in this guy dang guitar is too far away what i need to fool this guy over to guitar i should be able to pick up these cans oh here we go here we go oh [ __ ] that just brought guitar okay you can't jump on people's heads so you can jump on heads that is confirmed skeptics big heads narrow views ignorance yeah guitarro these people don't know i feel like meditating today anyway bring out your guitar kataru something is in my eye no no no no i would never kick this guy i would never kick guitar he's a classic character unless i could link him up to this person no no it doesn't work it doesn't work let me think let me think of something better maybe if i can jump off of this thing and then land on guitarro's head [ __ ] okay okay this will work this will work if i just go up here oh i can't get enough height okay wait up wait up i can do this this can be done i just gotta go up here ah dang i need to get the upgrade i need to get more power things extravagance i'm gonna need a battle i'm definitely gonna need a battle for my strategy let's find a battle where's the battle at oh you should definitely be able to pick up these cans they blew it on the cam technology oh you can't pick up french fries oh they [ __ ] that up they [ __ ] it up on that part here's a bottle all right all right i'm hatching a plan i'm hatching a plan because this character is very powerful and if you don't take him on the right way you can lose okay here i go i defeated him guitar has been defeated now watch what i do here [Music] watch what i do here [Music] all right uh let's see oh here here's dakota again rock and roll rock and roll [ __ ] rock and roll they need that guy i don't if they brought in dick machinko for this one this would have been a masterpiece hack the antenna to unlock your tunnels oh okay that sounds like i slew down tunnels unlocked if they brought in dick machinko in this game this would be one of the all-time masterpieces you see that better patrol the perimeter or whatever hey [Music] nope okay i'm putting in the code add a golden gun finally finally i get the golden gun from golden egg i look at this game donkey this game was inspired by donda if you weren't aware this game was inspired by danda oh dang i didn't know all right next mission next mission there's a locked cargo container by the bay oh that's the [ __ ] mission that mission never is over all right i think i got everything from this level let's get out of here [Music] best beer on the reef oops all right let's get out of here i've mastered this level [Music] worst comedian ever whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa me me i knew this game was no good [Music] milan wonder world is better than this okay that is a very controversial that's a very controversial opinion i think elan wonder world had no kick it had no kick move this game is already advanced beyond that with the kick move [Music] wait what did i just do all right let's go to the let's go i wonder what happens when the loop is over [Music] i don't think i've gotten to the end of the loop somehow you're supposed to be able to kill all eight people in one day [Music] but to me it seems like the most you could ever get was four you must have to do some some trick where you get two of them in one day all right i guess let's go back here spend your residum oh yeah oh yeah i just lost it all didn't it [ __ ] oh yeah i forgot about that part i was just having fun kicking people whatever the kick is already unlocked i mean what else could they possibly do aren't they always brilliant that's why they're [ __ ] scientists wait until you unlock the double kick oh no there's a double kick oh this is going to be a very very good game if there's a double kick [Music] he's out of there he's out of the game can i go in here yes i can it's day one first day um i am documenting on this tape my first day is my house hey is hey space and time and talk to the future all right uh plan ray p in zone two then around noon i plan to arrive at array r in zone one then back along the ridge line to array j in zone two this afternoon i didn't lose my powers yet we need you to say exactly how it's written isn't leaving a voicemail talking to the future [Music] okay let's take a break okay now these i don't ever want to read these i'm just going to click on them and then hope that my guy gets the info because i don't want to read this ever again okay i got all them power from there there you go [Music] oh here's a good kick here's a good kick move no don't do that boom [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] gotcha get no no gotcha all right hold e to turn off well let me turn it off [Music] all right just wait until you get the kick scope and you will be able to snipe whoa [Laughter] you can kick snipe oh now that would be a good feature once i get to kick snipe that's what games that's where this is really going to pick up already got full ammo all right here i go here i go for a big kick what hey that will never get old the kick will never get old that's one of the best game mechanics [ __ ] she comes [Music] eat the food the foot bayonet oh my god the foot bayonet is in this now i know it's good if they got that in this game that's a good game igor is an idiot wow that's [ __ ] up to say that that is truly [ __ ] up to say this about igor that's one of the greatest characters look they're all connected does it matter hey i got a four-man kick that's my biggest kick yet [Music] oh now that's the best thing that's my best kick yet you haven't mastered this game until you've gotten the four man kicked in [Music] nope [ __ ] oh oh oh okay i'm backing [ __ ] oh burning daylight wendy give me your conclusions or give me the game can't read when you're talking watch out for a big watch out for a great big kick jump for the window move how did they ship without fixing the blood square hey that's pretty tame for what they're [ __ ] shipping these games out with most games on pc when they ship they just they just crash that's just like a normal features crashing so far this has only crashed one sound something about the pc version of every game is just the most [ __ ] up except for cyberpunk cyberpunk they actually went the most [ __ ] mode on the console version they switched it up [Music] cyberpunk was very revolutionary oh oh no something's killing me okay i gotta play this very safe i'm gonna have to break out the kick a lot i'm going to have to kick a lot of people here okay i got a big kill coming up here here we go hey oh [ __ ] there's another shirt the turrets are the most powerful character they're so powerful okay okay big kick oh damn it dang i try to get two fans in there okay i can do this i can do this what if i link this person no i can't now the dang they're too far [ __ ] you're out of here how improbably persistent how are you still alive go [ __ ] go she doesn't know hmm the calculation it's correct we could keep this loop going for thousands of years don't need it [ __ ] the laser kick no way is there laser kick no way on earth is their laser kick no way in the world is their laser kick on this the technology isn't there yet if this was ps6 then we would be talking ps5 will never do laser kick i'm going to go on record right now and say ps5 will never be able to do laser kick there you go she still had it she still left i got it i got it hey [Music] did i win there's two more two more i gotta play this right i gotta play this right [ __ ] okay so if you lean out the turret can't see you turret cannot attack you while you're leaning carefully via an efficient and highly personalized system of urgency cross what is my greatest regret well i can identify any number of tasks that i might have performed more effectively life is a process of discovery and learning failure is a natural and necessary part of that process when did i realize i possess great vision i reject the premise if my vision is greater than the rest of humanities it's only because humanity limits its own hmm [Music] is there any powers is there any stuff left in this level to get wow there's a lot of stuff do what is the point of this game the point of this game is to kick every character you see try to kick them off of a big railing that's the main goal it's called death kick it's a first person kicker it's the first of its kind actually oh this guy's mad this guy's mad [Music] he's out of there one of the first games where kicking is actually the most powerful weapon no [ __ ] don't [ __ ] no i almost died thank you kinetic china hey i have the key oh this is just eggs [Music] have i considered using the hacking tool well i can't kick people with them [Music] oh there's a new there's a new fox man to fight oh this is a new guy too i'm looking for igor here okay i should spend my money on stuff i think i have 33 000 money so maybe i should do something here should i get this i'll get this thing i should probably save this thing [Music] or i could upgrade this what are the upgrades [Music] equipping an upgrade i don't you have to pick them up i don't have any upgrades all right i'll keep testing this stronger kick i do i already have that i already have that i should keep this down oh i already had double jump i wonder if i can stack double jump can i stack double jump no you can't [Music] [Music] try getting double kick well they're saving that for the end game they're not just going to give you the double kick right out the gate you really [ __ ] trying to forget anything specific you would know freestyle up dom this whole place is connected to those tunnels well if i get the upgraded boots i will be able to kick further and that will make me very powerful [Music] all right i'm going to igor's compound what's she doing oh he died keep my head down got it igor killed that guy igor is evil he's like eeyore what are we supposed to do give up oh no don't do that so far that's the worst glitch the paws out for no reason glitch and then i'll tap me out of the screen glitch i don't like that glitch i'm gonna switch this actually how do i switch it so i can actually pause involuntary confinement what is he talking about if i turn off the i'm just going to turn off the person entirely so that it just pauses i don't think i like that feature at all oh my god look at all the lasers food sucks now these guys pissed me off and then there's a bunch of burgers here what is it huh food sucks and then there's a bunch of burgers now they've pissed me off okay that was bad [Music] nope yes i did something it played the scooby-doo sound [Music] will death flip two have a greater emphasis on kicking i hope so i hope they'll get the kicks even better now that was the best part of death loop one perfect perfect now we're talking kick using both legs that's a good idea actually that could go very wrong but it's also could be very very powerful hey who shot me where'd you go i'm reading discord [Music] discord is so funny i had this quarter you're so funny okay let's go let's keep going no no no no no it's that guy he's teleporting all over and shooting me oh this guy's a [ __ ] this guy is a [ __ ] [Music] where'd he go [Music] face me face when you teleport guy you shouldn't be able to teleport this [ __ ] where is he ah there he is [Music] kicking kicking yeah all right i kicked him you should have never tried to face me you don't even know how to kick any good give me this power [Music] the aether slab press f to become invisible visible mode wait where'd my teleport go down invisible kick oh good thinking that's really good kicking while invisible not as powerful not as true power can you build forts no i don't think you can build forts they won't know what kicked him that's why it's such a powerful such a power play what am i doing up here cactus with the attacker what did it say igor chose project over party when his experiment showed results must be some evidence of his breakthrough in here well this is [ __ ] glitched this window is clearly glitched there we go all right where's the evidence hey here's my undertaker ah i'll get rid of this one i do like the multi-kick but teleport is too funny to get rid of now where is the evidence please don't make me read this for real oh no no no i'm just gonna read this one line of dialogue here okay that's all that's i just wanted to read that part now where is the evidence igor this is it it's this thing is this right got it all right this is all my leads how do i look through omar oop huh oh here we go okay so this is all the stuff that i gotta go find out so now i have to go silence igor's device all right eagle where's your device is it not in this level don't show me this man get that out of here hmm i think that's it for this level all right let's get out [Music] whoa punch based game should be worked like street fighter well well eldon ring do do more kick damage now that this game is making waves i think i think we could see that i think we could see a large influence on elden ring now that this game is proven that the kick is such a popular mechanic i think they will go back and change that and fix that game up because i've been hearing previews on elden ring that the kicks are not very strong and people are coming away and saying i don't know they might have they might have [ __ ] this one up but if they get the kicks just right like this game then they could make a masterpiece game like this but they would have to get the kicks just right exit oh here we go exit out invisible at last i'm invisible there's always tomorrow yeah unfortunately [Music] where is the pokemon i was promised pokemon i did not promise pokemon who promised that did they take notes from cruelty squad did cruelty squad have a kick it did have a kick this is cruelty squad this is that game i think cruelty squad they just turned all the graphics off and uploaded this uploaded this game i think that's what happened it is the same it's just kicking shoot him in the head choose what you want to infuse what do i want to infuse here well i should probably get this hmm [Music] that's this oh this sounds pretty good i'll get this oh give me this give me this [Music] i should delete a lot of these so i get more money let's get all these out of here i gotta get enough to get the thing oh i want this oh wait i want this one make less sound no no don't sacrifice that move with even more speed oh man guess it dang these all sound good damn all right give me this give me this all right that's good is all this stuff gonna get i'm gonna lose all this aren't i [Music] so i might as well just destroy it [Music] hmm i'm gonna lose this thing i'm losing these two aren't i [Music] dang i still don't have enough to get the freak oh yeah i do yeah i can get this now all right [Music] seems igor skips the party because of some successful science looks like i've got an experiment to scramble [Music] [Music] so there really is no point in killing the visionaries again you're just trying to do the visionary leads that's what furthers the story so really i should do this that's where the true power is this reminds you a sly cooper the cutscenes remind me of sly cooper [Music] you get slab upgrades for killing the visionaries you get to upgrade okay out of this place long ago but you've chosen to stay more than i can count this time is different yeah i guess you're right i wish you nothing but the most painful deaths cold truly i mean not if i get you first okay i'm going for the invisible kick oh [ __ ] it ran out of juice invis a kick they can't see me invisible where am i i see you no you don't oh get over here i win i win i win what's this typical igor stopping just shy of invisible he put it in visible mode invisible object a carefully placed fielding on the fire he has some in his lab wait so i can't do this where's his lab this is lab on this map that doesn't tell me anything oh [ __ ] [Music] why didn't they show the kicking in the trailers but they didn't want to give away the best part you wouldn't just show the best part right in the trailer that's a fool's move all right so i have to find a field nullifier oh here's somebody here's somebody shooting oh look at this guy applied math hey what oh i'm dead [Music] there he goes shifty sneaky shadows huh [Music] this guy's still roaming hey you got this you got this you got this you got this you got this you got this [Music] he didn't win thank you freaking heck he tried he tried to win he put up a decent fight oh now this person is in trouble this person is in trouble [Music] you do not win this fight no no no no you do not win this fight [Music] she's not here this time where's the guy's factory with the nullifier thing is that in a different level than this we're at the elevator here we go um kick kick kick there we go okay okay why is this game so easy it's not easy i'm just extremely good at kicking everyone it's because i played so much tekken if you fight tekken and you've played as eddie gordo you'll be really good at this game yes this is actually one of the hardest games i'm just kicking them faster than they can comprehend did i win didn't dry what there's no power how do i get power this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] there's a dial what is this okay this is clues on the table this is clues okay i gotta go to the generators and i gotta go do the generator thing uh is it gonna give me way points to the generators no it is not so i just have to look at this thing remember remember where this is remember the carrot that i gave you dutch i'm gonna be honest i don't remember them i think you may be making that up i don't remember giving you a carrot all right you guys remember this stuff wait this is all on different levels i gotta go turn the generators on oh what the [ __ ] what level am i on i'm on complex but it doesn't show me where i am is this okay so this is worthless this map is absolutely worthless it says there's a generator like there's a generator in this in this part like bar where the bridge is it's in a building where a big bridge is going into the water oh man i don't know about this just give me a waypoint broken to you i hit the switch but nothing happens let's look for a big bridge somewhere you are out of here okay they're killing me alert oh sound kill him and bag don't try to face me don't try to face me i'm very good at this game i'll kick you off where'd i go where'd i go you're out of here [Music] how did they see me i'm invisible someone there okay okay here i go here i go that didn't work what the [ __ ] huh oh no oh no murder the [ __ ] is this person singing up here in time you get [Music] oh no oh no i got this i got this don't worry you can't hide i got this i can win this hey look at this guy [Music] you are not supposed to exist [Music] [ __ ] oh there's a lot of health insurance i can just fight everybody from this room look at this i'm very powerful in this room [Music] okay okay hey [Music] did i win oh i'm good don't need it all right where am i going where am i headed to oh that was a bad arena blue okay here's the thing this looks like something that i'm supposed to do can i scramble both of these at the same time yep all right hey it's another fire it's this thing hey [Music] here we go all right now let's go get that get this out of my screen let's go get this thing all right i didn't know that would be there but that worked out so they're finally here performing for you if you know the words you can join in to put your hands together if you want to clap as we take you through this monkey rap huh dang cute robot for singing the donkey kong rap thank you so much for that beautiful red ladies and gentlemen round of applause for roman robot ladies and gentlemen beautiful beautiful [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] all right i'm putting it down i'm putting down the thing activate the thing oops activate that thing hey there it is disabled what huh [Music] oh god damn what's the what's the number didn't it just have the number on here before i did this e561 there it is e5 six one i don't know oh we get we're going all the way around [Music] hit the button get phones take that door [Music] sorry igor all right i think that's all i can do here there was that one thing that i was supposed to do the generator but i have no idea where i am on demand i have no i have literally no idea where i am on the map so this map is worthless to me is this the is this supposed to be the top left it kind of looks like this is well this is right where water is and i assume that the red buildings are the buildings you can enter [Music] this could be maybe this is like the top what the [ __ ] is with this man this trailer is like the top left red thing that's just a straight line i think that's that is it right so there's a generator somewhere in this big building over there i could go try to find the generator i guess i do wish that this had good waypoint to the generator this is a big ass [ __ ] man and then i'm definitely not going to remember where the generators are on the other maps that's never going to happen turn off the motion blur [Music] oh [ __ ] motion blur all right how do you turn the what how do you defeat these what is the actual way to defeat these just hack them with the hacker i wish there was a funnier way to kill the turrets all right now where somewhere in this big ass building there's a generator it's like behind the thing that it's like oh this is it doesn't look like it has power okay so this thing i gotta now turn give this thing power there's a big cord going down to this what that's that's the generator just what the [ __ ] so this generator is already hooked up wow what in the world this is confusing me this is gonna break my brain why is there a dial is it just does it just do the dial and i win i think you kick it that sounds great well this game is [ __ ] broken what in the world is this all the info it's going to give me yeah i think i don't know i think i gotta go to a different level i don't think i will look i don't know i don't think it'll let me do this anymore just turn on the generators all right thank you thank you for the great advice [Music] incredible [Music] maybe if i kick this yeah this this game is busted what if i go in through this door smash through the window nope maybe if i there's a secret entrance down there that i gotta go through throw the battery at it now that's good thinking actually now that could actually work there's clearly a zone over there maybe if i come in through the other zone [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Music] there he goes [Music] wait a minute watch this what's this this is the code the code is zero zeros lightning zero zero zero lightning symbol write that down i believe that's the code already got full ammo oh now this is definitely the generators this is the generator straight this looks like the generators to me yeah this is definitely it [Music] don't shoot don't shoot attack just turned off that turned it off picked this guy this is definitely the generators down here they've solved the mystery generator starter god [ __ ] dammit now i need a battery this is like a treasure sounds like a [ __ ] scavenger hunt that never ends all right now i gotta go find batteries how do you deactivate these ones shoot them oh no oh no oh oh oh oh i don't think i can beat this thing anymore i think i broke the generator oh [ __ ] i just said it could still work it could still work let's find a battery how do you deactivate those mines [Music] okay where's your battery now oh this is going to be a pain it is i think i threw a battery at something and it exploded so that one is out of the picture i think a lot of stuff that i was supposed to use i threw that and ruined it and exploded [Music] is there a battery in this room this looks like there would be a battery in here here's a battery station this is not oh here hey look it's another generator okay okay we're still in business we're still in business okay here's another one okay we're still in business we only need two to start the thing up it said now where are the stupidest batteries battery out battery activate where did the battery go oh there it is okay okay there it is all right i solved the mystery are you [ __ ] kidding me the power won't flow without two not one but two generators running i had two generators for this game if i have to activate that fourth generator that exploded i'm going i'm starting another donkey kong 64 playthrough i'm going back to nick wait wait wait more generators okay okay wait whoa we're still in business here that's not a battery where did i put the battery where did i throw it okay we're still in business we're still in business [Music] okay the battery is empty charging i gotta say this battery part this is not my favorite part of the game whoever came up with the battery part i don't know about this not a lot of kicking here not really playing to the strengths of the game which is kicking gameplay all right now i got four of them going now that's power now that's true power there it is i win now i'm gonna get a really cool prize i'm gonna get the double kick i think so i'm really the only one saying these how'd i get so lucky why me why do i get these messages from wherever or whenever [Music] this is where the double kick is unlocked oh watch this thing this looks very powerful oh this is the blueprint this is the blueprint to the double kicker looks like a plane of some sort [Music] what okay now we're back to the good gameplay what am i supposed to do with this station is open for business cult business shoot it what is called business game this is the worst instructions ever cut it cut it with what a kick i just realized he can't jump and kick oh no that's that's gonna hurt my score that's gonna have to that's gonna definitely hurt my score when i'm writing this game cannot jump and kick what are you cutting this thing okay dude this is cold business yeah yeah here we go affirmative chief captain von we're skipping ahead to the launch yes and station tracking confirmed it's your account oh me oh okay uh t minus ten nine let's go show some identification i have an issue i worn that explains so much i am so confused in the story to this game something is going with some thing some guy was something death loop there's horrible discord messages where they talk like 12 year olds and then i pick up a bunch of uh pam flips and i get very confused and then the people that talk they when they start talking they all just talk over each other [Music] i got giant prick power you ba ba bleeder [Music] colt one science zero see you at the party igor [Music] oh no yeah i don't know about the story the story is very very very a lot of reading a lot of memorizing all these names that i don't give a [ __ ] about and reading discord but i do like to kick people the kicking is very funny to me i don't even know how to read old stuff oh here you go okay so in order to get the story you have to read every single one of these things you have to read this whole thing none of the story really happens like like like uh there's no cut scenes there's no like stuff where the story just like where the game stops and explains the story it's all just kind of happening in like those notes and stuff you pick up you just kind of have to piece it all together for yourself but if you're just going around kicking stuff then you're not going to get anything at all [Music] there are cut scenes there's like two cut scenes so far from what i've played and they're like one second long the only thing i understand about the story is that i'm in death loop and i gotta kill eight guys [Music] anything beyond that i'm not it's not it's not sticking [Music] i'm just going yep kill the guy kick him kick him over the rail death loop [Music] i have to kick eight guys exactly underestimation is the fastest way to annihilation [Music] slightly above average height thank you and i got to your power generators uh-huh keep telling yourself that and i'll be breaking this sooner than you think bring it on you slipped away into the tunnel mission complete i beat this i beat that mission i'm good at that mission what are they talking about i just woke up well this is they're talking about the death loop pretty much it's a big death loop all right that was a very easy mission let's go here now [Music] i guess the idea is you're just supposed to look like come back to these levels over and over again and just try to piece together maybe each level has its own self-contained story maybe that's what they're doing delete this thing oh that doesn't even give you anything [Music] read the documentation all right let's read all the documentation here all right document one strictly confidential this is to lieutenant natalie shebell second science officer from the tide varve station and this letter is from major v rasnic chief security officer given the loss of our experimental assets the captain included during the anomaly incident head science officer pishtik has been has been relieved of her duties they now fall to you these responsibilities require you to be entrusted with multiple pass keys including the one for the generator station's primary power governor the required documentation is in the horizon archival office near the gate and up dam it will be shelved in bookcase 1 in the restricted document storage oh there's still more be prepared to show proof of id the military has put significant faith in your abilities and trust in your discretion dr sobel do not disappoint okay so now let's really think about what is this letter saying who is lieutenant natalie who's major given the loss of our experimental assets the captain included what is the anomaly i guess the anomaly is the death loop somebody is saying kill me and [ __ ] kick the letter somebody said i gotta read all these to get the storyline i gotta read all this stuff oh we also have to listen to all the transcripts also and we got to read all the discord logs and we got to read all the aeon profiles then we'll really start to get it okay now we have to now i'm just trying to wrap my head around this one thing i still don't get this so dr sobel is the is the head science guy because the previous person is relieved and we have this is very important that you guys remember this you need required documentation in that office okay read only orange parts oh that is a good idea actually that's much faster okay no orange no orange no orange [Music] well now there's no orange parts oh my god there's a lot of these read with the madden voice all right i'm giving up on that let's go kick people you missed a letter and now you will never understand the story god damn read every second word for the true meaning of the story oh [Music] is that how it is how long have i been here look i know you know so just happy okay i'm going to try this 17 years 17 years okay the first time wait what yeah you actually escaped the island back in the 50s and then volunteered to come back with us what the [ __ ] would i do that you just couldn't stay away you love this place all right so he escaped seven he escaped 17 years ago but then he came back that's new info new info is in here all right i'm going back i'm going to read every second word one opens another closed based the documentation should able reactivate axis adjoining by re by no then of the below so that regards dr evans that didn't make sense to me this is actually confusing me even more now that you said this try reading it backwards okay evans wendy doctor regards that do so below generators the of two then fewer no restoring by station adjoining the axis and reactivate to able be should you documentation horizon the on based closed remains another opens door one eternalist deer see this now this now is starting to make sense now it's starting to make sense now i get why it's called death loop now i'm starting to get the death loop only read the nouns eternalists is dora a noun eternalist dord right doors noun door is a noun all right i give up on the noun part only the vowels all right let's try this door is a door so what are we basically saying basically what this document means to me is that somebody is telling the eternalists that they can reactivate and access the adjoining station by restoring no fewer than two of the generators below so do that and that's that really speaks to me that's something that really speaks to me and that i really want to read that but i'm never gonna read those again [Music] the [ __ ] [Music] she's too good okay she's dead oh [ __ ] there there oh [ __ ] i thought that would work don't go very interesting oh look i can sneak in here this is my fault does it matter you have to also read all that text too that's very important to read that stuff always waiting this door this door is always waiting let me concert let me consult the documentation on this all right statistically significant 12 37 27 e561 unknown external to island demands inquiry then of course at 7 17 44 this was at a launch site ao aoz09 negative confirmed juliana's announcement 946 18 c 2 3 2 negative likely related to frank's babel cast 133102 a073 unclear triangulated triangulated to loop control center wendy 1429-22 f451 negative confirmed alexis invitation 1509-55 e-714 unclear triangulated to the area of up damn libraries you see and that's really going to put everything into perspective the only way out now think about it think about where the air which area was triangulated to julianne's position and then you'll start to understand that i am very confused right now always the second floor isn't it her game her board her bush okay someone from eon's been redecorating oh here's a new document me and colt share your concerns most of these yahoos aeon recruited to the island they're three songs shy of a setlist but not everyone can be a doctor wenji most people can't even be an igor leaders need their followers or this thing's never getting off the drawing board just the way it's gotta be rambling frank should you buy this game or 15 cheeseburgers i'm gonna say get get the game get just one cheeseburger thank you hidden stick all right good we found another reading here companions confidants allies friends by whatever name they pick you up when you're down expand your horizons and support you when you're in dire straits in short they weaken you they betray you they rob you of opportunities for growth opportunities to prove your strength your will the great beyond cares nothing for your friends it is emptiness loneliness you are the only constant all else is draws from echoes of the great beyond by harriet morse oh my god are there any more books in here for me to read wait my guy just said something about the book how do i check that my guy just had commentary about the book how do i read my guy's commentary on the notes is that is that info lost to me now oh here we go i don't love her vids forever man now even my dad says nice dry guy around the house thank you jake the snake did you have subtitles on no i turned subtitles off do i need to turn those on and read those with so many incredible passions how do i organize my time i've always been fast digits with my time but there's never really seemed enough hours in the day i can't wait to have an infinity of them given my unbelievable success what is my greatest regret i burned a bunch of bridges to get here only one of them i wish i hadn't had hadn't had to go only one of them i wish hadn't had to go i mean this is this is the hardest part of the game when did i realize i possess a vision greater than the rest of humanity i'm a gayle in love with the written word i'm hardly alone in that on black reef what book song or play oh it's so good there's going to be a lot of books on this is what this is saying a book is like a metaphor about never stepping into the same river twice except it's the reader that changes same with songs gotta say though birds of praise a real righteous jam who is this an interview of juliana blake oh this is the person that's i'm fighting this okay so the person that i'm fighting against her favorite song is birds of prey write that down what did i know i had to bring with me to black reef some people brought complex electronics or a whole sound studio or an eternal supply of candy i'm just glad to have my library as one of the world's greatest living geniuses do i enjoy finally having a spotlight shining on my work it's new that's for sure whoa so the person i'm up against is one of the world's greatest geniuses no wait what what is that oh now i got to read all this stuff too oh good i found more stuff to read okay so i have to read all this stuff also oh there's even more why are you guys saying no are you guys saying [ __ ] are you guys saying [ __ ] no you don't want to read all this black reef brain oh read this pole display vfd 220 somebody google this model somebody google this model and we're gonna read the uh instruction manual on this what is this like this is like a receipt thing what is this it's like the machine that [ __ ] it's like a seismograph it's like a big calculator with a printer it's like a special tax calculator we're gonna need to read the whole manual on this bad boy to see how it works what do you mean i'm giving you a brain tumor this is the game this is the storyline of the game you know what's [ __ ] up i read all this stuff in here but i still don't know what i'm doing so i still didn't get the information that i need in here after all this stuff i read i still don't have the right information god damn it ah [ __ ] so all this information i got so far is worthless this is this good is it in the plant oh okay i'm seeing two lines vfd pos customer display piece of [ __ ] customer display is this the uh is this the info for the calculator high brightness vacuum fluorescent display for excellent visibility over a wide viewing angle available in nine millimeter high characters uh 40 characters and 20 columns by two lines format 13 sets of international characters plus one set of user defined characters allows total flexibility in display fonts easy programming using escape sequence commands emulation of adex epson and dsp 800 command sets display can swivel and tilt to a wide range of angles okay wow that's a nice machine [Music] so this is not just your run-of-the-mill you know this is a nice this is a nice thing here so that's gonna tell that's gonna tell you a lot this is more of an upscale situation and look at this furniture can we get a google on where this furniture is from perhaps what store this is could we get google image search try to go through some of these designs three cigarettes whoever worked here is a real smoker that's for sure oh they got another one they got another one why do they need two why do you need two of this giant machine was a lot of text there was a lot of accounting going on in this building i'll tell you that right now is it the same model yes it is yes it is it's kind of weird for it to show like text lit up like it's not plugged in maybe there's batteries maybe there's batteries in both of these maybe this is a special customized model check the door check the door what door oh this door oh what what this is was this no this is a different door this wasn't the door that said oh he's waiting i thought that i thought it got covered up okay okay i'm starting to get the storyline now i'm starting to get it okay okay hmm well i'm very confused i'm gonna be honest let's go read more stuff and then i'll get what's going on is this the right level what level am i in i am on up to him so i gotta read the up damn news try reading the book again i have to summarize for the people that just entered the chat uh okay the summary is like death loop is a death loop it's like i gotta go in the death loop okay this this is this is worthless this isn't telling me anything okay that's just like gameplay stuff hmm i still have a mission here in this building search the archives [ __ ] this is the hardest mission yet this is harder than the battery mission kick these oh there there oh i found it m-a-f-e-x-d oh memorandum for katrina pistek head science officer subject rack axis as per the field martial's orders you have been entrusted with a pass key to the up damn raf because iraq's facility the past key is caddy malek the contents of this communication are strictly confidential the field marshal has expressed concerns that a single audio lock is insufficient security given the importance and sensitivity of the equipment within you may provide any thoughts on the matter to him by the way of communications offices yes and station oh my god the pass key is cardamolec oh my god you thought it was going to be easy i already know where you're hiding what do you want a medal a [ __ ] ribbon of achievement you are uh at the stabilizer oh come on i was almost there you're not even remotely close look out the window see that giant [ __ ] eye that's me so you are hiding in plain sight the problem captain vaughn is that i see everything i see moves you haven't even thought of yet better start looking for ladders hmm there's no ladder is that right again [ __ ] this is like the most complicated story and then the characters start talking then they just go [ __ ] let's just go fa [ __ ] i got your [ __ ] ladder [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i'm gonna [ __ ] take my [ __ ] ass later [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] is you got to be the smartest person in the world to piece to everything else together and then they start talking and they go oh piss on my balls all right and now i have the password to enter the rack building oh is this the rack building i need help i really need help here's the rack building cardi medic let's find out what's inside this rack unlock the racket whoa i'm going to space now my men tell me the anomalies energy will be past its peak on the proposed date of the demonstration so we uh have to accelerate the schedule by six weeks otherwise the probability of a successful breach decreases to just sixteen percent that's not good that's a low percentage if they forego the ejection seat the life support system and drop the shock absorbers from the landing gear uh the pilot uh lieutenant uh sorry uh he's been promoted for this captain colt vaughan has been briefed and he's still 110 on board in other words we're moving forward with it maybe you can use that to impress the commission please excuse that i didn't call you immediately but this is too sensitive and your line is probably tapped huh run it back been a new development general my men tell me the anomalies energy all right so basically basically it's like basically it's like i'm going to space now and my guy is space he's going okay we got to read this greeting citizens in case of an anomaly collapse enemy attack catastrophic systems failure or other emergency the power station at the complex functions is a massive fuse cutting power to any or all of the following facilities tedvarv station yassin station sova station akbar station other operation horizon facilities are either independently powered or draw from the local power grid thank you for that info oh man that was going to keep me up at night if if all of the power grids were going to go off but thankfully the other grids are independently powered power can be restored via the powered governor in the power station control room the code for the power governor is 120. this information should be communicated responsibly on a strictly need to know basis for the motherland no wonder juliana didn't want me in here let's juice up those other stations and find out just what exactly horizon left okay now this now this russians is involved now now russians isn't involved should i say something profound uh ocean pearl dot no no no no no no no 120 gotta be military and unimaginative um bomb the hell is this balls balls say balls jackass say dick ass long johns say penis man hard wire chicken chicken shoes splash crab dick dick ocean female he-man super silliest gun gun face black light black ops swine pot cheese gun larch funny man tenderloin uh taco cheese uh killy fish no no no no green eggs and ham vixen mr nimbus good thinking chronological no bambi uh schematic b2o b12 electron uh suppository galvanized sp splatoon like that word splatoon spaghetti deity suppository guardian iteration propagation hardwire splatoon splatoon spittoon debarking uh smelter galvanize tourniquet black light uh schematic electron what what's the name of that uh paradiddle justified swine pox eponymous splash crash deity usurper chronological supercilious female what what's the name of that uh paradiddle password juliana the password is password oh i'm locked in all right guys i think it's time for me to go eat some dinner do you want to have dinner babe wanna have dinner oh you're gonna eat here all right i'm going to eat see you guys remember to write all this storyline down and explain it all and get it all and then you'll figure out what the password is go back guys bye bye

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Published: Thu Sep 16 2021