Drunkdivers the drinking game | Helldivers2

is it gonna go bad I love it things are gonna go insane that's that's all I know what everyone drinking though I have a giant bottle of Kraken you love your Kraken don't you I love dark Kraken Kraken so good man I love crackhead I got the giant like 2 L Bottle too so I'm I'm prepped coming wait wait wait wait I got to explain the rules first before we get into the hell so andreas' explanation was pretty long so I'm going just make it a little bit easier you started the game with two shots if you kill a friendly player NPC is a shot or a sip if you fail to extract from a mission is Two Shots all right back to the video every ready get your drinks on the clink get your drinks all right I don't I can't clink clink I'll put hair on your chest all right everybody get in the Pod we going boys dude eventually it's going to be like one person last alive like what are you shooting at like I don't know oh let let's start this [ __ ] language go scientist go go go buddy go yay be free nerds be free [Music] ypp I didn't realize I could hit that OD I'm not going to lie I just going to start calling all the [ __ ] nerds they die they die what that's a lot of drinking oh Chris the mortar um that's not my fault nope that's you I said killed by Chris oh my God what that was me yep I'll take that I'll take that shot that was definitely me got oh yeah there's no way in hell we [ __ ] this ow mean just let's go [ __ ] oh I died I I like was going to me I'm just going and chunk grenade until I die you literally don't have enough reinforcements all right everybody [ __ ] that's a shot all right cheers boys Bottoms Up yeah I basically just kept drinking all right boys we may be already four drinks of Peace in but we got this can I count one full beer as a shot sure honestly that's a lot of chug and I'd say half a beer is pretty good yeah that's just going to be a lot of [ __ ] liquid wait hold on hold on for clarification with twitch and YouTube also this is a great map we are just hydrating we are very hydrated that's not I do I'm drinking [ __ ] tequila it's cool we got it we just keep taking turns peeking the grenade oh that's a grenade oh my points my PS mys oh my God what just moving like that I don't know they're hovering mys are being violated Andreas barrage barrage it's time barage do it why the [ __ ] is it on me don't worry it's going to hit all of us regardless run run you son of a [ __ ] just move and move boys move and move I'm [ __ ] dead I'm I'm about to K I'm about to take so many shots for this I hope you're all grateful holy [ __ ] I'm about to take so many shots after this Mission I'm I'm scared for my liver all right two more groups just send out two more groups two more groups boys two more groups just get him out just get them out I'm running I'm running what died by impact what oh what the [ __ ] oh Sean killed me yeah I got a lot of shots at the end of this Mission boys just finished that [ __ ] bottle get them boys get him please please my liver please please oh oh my [Music] God oh my God oh my days oh my Lord oh my damn it's going ham I one smoke I'm putting near the uh near the entrance so just just send out a science team and just just just roll the dice oh okay okay sumon the one through we need we need three more one more group one more group roll the dice just just send them out just send them out go go go you sons of [ __ ] open the door also okay okay okay one group's one group's get in there one group's get in there just just keep them covered oh oh one two two dude I why are they still shooting me go go go where the fck oh my god get the [ __ ] out of here we are not failing again boys we are getting this dub I'm slowly bringing my samples back to the extraction all right I hit it I hit it I got it I got it all right oh oh my God how am I not dead [ __ ] y what's up ducky how's it going what's up bro no no Chris your was if there's a time to hit the Matrix now is the time dude heal heal heal heal what the [ __ ] we hey let's go still counts we still have to drink those I think I have like eight shots or some [ __ ] so here's what I'm going to do another drink here's here's here's what I'm going to do just so people know that I did it I'm better to give you some throat Gul ASMR oh no all right hang I need I need a view before I make myself suffer hang on I need a I need a cushion to blow I don't think I'll actually do eight shots but I'll I'll I'll do a good amount just I need to I need this oh this is going to suck I should have chose a lighter alcohol hang on just hey look at me look at me is that you sipping I was open God damn I can hear that yeah I my that sounded painful I did I did have Coke half rum is it was that acceptable yes I wasn't doing straight rum dud Sean you we should do we should just load each other's Cannon bro buy me a drink first actually no don't buy me a drink actually I take back my statement oh wait wait wait turn turn turn [Laughter] turn I got the terminal oh whoa what the [ __ ] wait wait get out the [ __ ] way I can't see the terminal sorry am I am I blocking I will unzip your balls oh yeah yeah dude I got what what that's it it's cool I got it taking the shot I don't even care that was out of spite Andreas I swear to God if you walk in front of me and I shoot you swear to God I'll have issues on you that one's on you brother I didn't though I didn't I'm I'm a I'm I'm great stuck on you're a good boy I'm a stop boy stop stop it you're going to make me blush you [ __ ] good that's what I want whoa this brother's flirting with me yeah I should text I should text my friend this hold on I need to just ref friend the men are flirting with me why are you Soldier stop texting women we're in war damn it [ __ ] you my priorities are straight that's why I exclusively talk to women my priorities are G which is why I only talk to men which is respectable and I I I am glad that you finally felt comfortable in your own skin who said I wasn't comfortable in my own skin huh you want to hug it out yes I do if it if it allows me come on just hug me just hug me bro come on just hug me I'm trying a there it is get out of here with that [Laughter] [ __ ] you have time for emotions there's a Hulk between me and you fellas I'm let me try that again you want to get you want to get that out no no I'm good I'm good dude [ __ ] I need a pee I I will say this much boys I can no longer do straight shots I have to mix or else I might actually hurt myself okay just go for the objective go for the objective we already have five five respawns we we we had 20 we've been dying a little bit we got to we got to just put distance and do the objective and then afterwards we go get IHOP IHOP sounds so [ __ ] no [ __ ] IHOP waffle house oh no that's not a waffle house that's a waffle home wait ring I'm you man I I [ __ ] I love Waffle House so much Every payday as soon as we got paid like Al work and everything just waffle off I kind of drink on an empty stomach and I'm just kind of [ __ ] already you're so CED yeah you're dumb you're so cooked like I'm already contemplating about lying down already godare sample who just died off the that was me all I can hear was just the eagle scream in the background as Chris belly flopped on a straight concrete just a wait what see you do it again no I'm going to [ __ ] piss my pants you want to see me do it again no stop I swear to God I want to get the police call on me tonight for noise complaints we have just a little bit left to get to exraction if we do that and survive you know what we're chilling we big chilling oh my God Andreas why are you all the way over there so we can go to the bathroom worries so we can go take a piss did it for my country oh [ __ ] why did the person [ __ ] [Music] I'm why is the one that re respond Andress oh [ __ ] because I was the first one to die that's not good I'm back I'm back I'm back back back good thing I was at the end of my te that's all I'm saying get behind me get behind me I'm shielding I'm shielding I'm shielding I'm taking the brunt I'm taking the brunt too much too much it's okay oh don't worry I'll sit with the turret let's get him turret I'll stand right here I'm waiting for that turret to just like [ __ ] moow you down oh my God no get out of that dude bro I didn't realize chis is Noble Six on reach literally [ __ ] no no we still finished complete we still finished we don't have to take more shots we're good boys huh it says fail to what do you mean don't have to take shots oh [ __ ] oh no wait I forgot what happened to my arm Sean I have a message for you from be what Borger that's all it says I'm gonna [ __ ] kill him wait somebody give me a hug maybe maybe the power level fix me all right we'll see nope I'm [ __ ] all right boys do next mission happens to the best of us I'm still I'm still taking shots hang on just take one big consecutive one just do what I did just do the GP ASMR y y'all want to hear me gulp this [ __ ] lier bro hold on hold on turn up the game turn up the game wait wait wait wait quiet in the classroom holy [ __ ] dude that was that was not a [ __ ] G bro that was like a ass [ __ ] no I I moved my mic to where it was like right next to my [ __ ] throat oh God you anybody got a cure for bad decisions by chance no I just took another shot so I don't have it already to already to see what [ __ ] a lot of liquer Liv to me what' you say oh what the [ __ ] was that that was about to say what the [ __ ] was that did y'all hear that it sound like someone was throwing up oh I'm okay that tasted like blue cheese though so I don't know how I feel about myself blue cheese is good I don't know what you're talking about I mean yes no no it's phenomenal sorry I blanked was there any that sorry bluei is phenomenal you know what no that's it that's it that the whole sentence I'm good yeah fair so was at this point that Chris's stream ended because he needed to sleep off the consequences of his actions so some of our friends joined the VC and and that's when things got weird oh man yo my my hands are tingling not getting mod sop you [ __ ] [ __ ] repor for Duty reporting for Duty what the [ __ ] is that Snoop really is in [ __ ] War at this point I muted him hold on can I help be uh switching mics this is my bad mic hold on please please switch M get the audio at 2020 get some quality get some quality get 2020 it's the [ __ ] same [ __ ] this is this is what do you mean this is this is a good one like [ __ ] search Lobby dude this [ __ ] brought me back to like [ __ ] the the Xbox 360 Call of Duty game when me speak to the people when me speak to the people I'm of the for my brain I got brain rot I got so much brain rot from this you I want to di into [Music] those I'm not going to lie I'm too [ __ ] up for this [Music]

Channel: AzureLocke

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Id: 3IU8038SjtE

Length: 15min 3sec (903 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 12 2024