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how you doing I'm cookie McDougall I used to be cookie Falcone wife of Mafia Big Shot Jimmy Falcone we was living the good life back then but I didn't know what was going on and I didn't want to know cuz I knew what was going on anyway Jimmy's uncle cheich was giving away mob secrets so it was only a matter of time before he was 6 ft under and I've never been one to wait till the last minute it was such a good man I'm going to miss him so much don't put red flowers beside red flowers what's the matter with you poor cheich I'll never forget his little laugh what are you doing you can't put food next to a dead body get it out of here oh g g g wait get back here give me a crab cake oh it's dry cook I got Noose I know Jimmy it wasn't your fault you did everything you could but Don gambini is an unbending man he bent when he hit the I'll tell you that these crab cakes are dry hey who died holy crap Jee you're alive I'm so happy Jimmy you got the dawn to call off the hit well yes and no mostly no see I threw the dawn out of window everyone wants to whack me so we're moving to Canada and that's how we wound up living here in Regina vagina a sketchu one but if you think living here is going to change us you can go [ __ ] yourself forget about it she meant to say forget about it let me tell you something about a friend of ours named Jimmy I made the wise guy and the C with a gambini but when he found out that they be whacking Uncle Che he take the boss he threw him from the 19th Floor Suite wasn't much along till the M all went in dead so Jimmy had no choice but to talk to all the feds the feds say they help if they could use him as a f so he red out his friends and M catch you one forget about it forget about it for forget about it oh forget about [Music] [Music] it welcome my son how you doing I'm Jimmy Falcone Jimmy Falcone Jimmy Falone I'm just kidding you're not on the list you're so not on the list maybe this will change your mind Jimmy you've done terrible things in your life murder assault trying to bribe your way into heaven okay try Jimmy McDougall I don't think so are you all right do you need some water we'll give you water sparkling or holy wow that could have been terrible what happened you got a win stuck in your throat I tried giving you mouth to mouth but I just kept pushing it further in so I gave you to behind lck G I was at the Gates of Heaven and they wouldn't let me in they said I'd done terrible things with my life who the hell are they the judge I don't know Che it seemed so real like I was actually there let me ask you something Jimmy you ever wear a jacket you haven't worn in a while and you find a $100 bill in the pocket I don't know I guess well that did not happen to me but I did find Donnie the irishman's ear and a yo-yo in my pocket get the hell out of here A Yoyo yep hey an alley I better take a leak you never know how far to the next one you would like to buy some marijuana please all right let's see the money you just took our money you calling me a thief let's beat the crap out of him what's taking him so long Che come on let's go thanks Mister you saved Our Lives what am I going to do not save your lives they got a special place in heaven for people like you thanks again Jimmy you ever been in an alley that didn't smell hey what happened here I saved some kids from getting their asses is kicked I done something good I done good too I drowned a spider look at that all that reefer Going Up in Smoke hey we're like those two Stoners from the movies cheats and Jimmy I guess we had to tie these guys up you got a rope yeah in my boy scout survival bag they let you in they told me the cut off was 35 I know I use the yo-yo oh man look at that another ear and it's also a left whose jacket is [Music] this okay first of all we have to tenderize the meat how do we do that you'll try now what we order a pizza and a therapist [Music] he I was watching MTV I want to watch the news I want to watch real teen Grandma those shows are stupid nuh-uh I want to find out if Amber's going to deliver today or if she's still grounded I stand corrected I got to say it felt really good helping those rug buy and fra boys it was almost heroic just think how you'd feel if You' done it on purpose petd put on Teleton did coyote and the running bird show is on I bet this time the bird gets eaten and last night in downtown Regina a vigilante broke up a drug deal a vigilante how cool is that hey that looks like a good job by some good citizen police claim the dealers were tied up with a yo-yo so let's go to the man on the street vigilante epic or not epic epic because a vigilante right here in Regina that's going to bring tourists because they know they'll be safe it's also the Cabbage Festival so double epic correct not epic you go to hell epic he's protecting our children keep keeping drugs off the street that's epic keeping drugs off the street not epic vigilante epic and he did it with a yo-yo he's the yo-yo vigilante I just came up with that now over to Brick fitman with sports it's not even game day and fans have come out in droves to support the yo-yo vigilante give me a b give me an I I give me a chance who wants yoyo get your yo-yo who wants yoyo ow my eye my teeth my baby the i j j i l a t t e was that [Music] [Applause] spell you believe this Che The Whole Town's talking about us they love us unbelievable just for beating up a bunch of bikers I used to beat up people all the time nobody love me they call me the as salent or that guy I didn't like that they would point and say that guy would it have killed them to have learn my name I got a feeling this could be a chance for me cheich I mean maybe there's a reason I nearly choked on a weenie maybe I can be a real hero what about me can I be your what do you call it boy toy you mean boy wonder I don't know what was Robin boy toy okay not that how we going to do this Jimmy what if we don't see no more bad guys oh we'll see them or better yet they'll see us oh my I am so drunk why would I leave my fancy mansion with so much money and expensive jewelry for someone to rub from me in my defenseless drunken State oh my I am far too drunk to ever fight back if someone tried to take my WS of cold hard untraceable cash why or why would I come to a City Bar such as this it's like I'm asking for it it's as if I'm saying please rub me take heed stranger we don't want nobody to taking advantage of your defenselessness condition they might steal all that fine jewelry so loosely hanging from your neck I think I will go outside to the alley kind sir I feel the need to throw up from the large amounts of alcohol that I have consumed b b hey Rich guy you've been yo-yoed Punk sounds like trouble let's roll hey Jimmy we're like that cop team starski and cheich [Music] and I assure you that this is not acceptable behavior by any citizen of Regina we we are the mounties and we will catch this yoyo vigilante he will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law why do you want to prosecute him he's doing your job better than you because the law clearly states why can't the mounties arrest these Crooks before the Vigilante well I don't think the yo-yo yo yo what do you got against the yo-yo is there a drug problem in Regina why have yo-yos been banned from schools how often do you mount your horse finally Regina has something Saskatoon doesn't we have the only vigilante hero in the great province of Saskatchewan what do you think Jimmy epic or not epic I bet he's just a regular guy who puts on his pants one sleeve at a time I wish I was more like him prowling the streets at night making my own rules getting kisses from women I'm not related to so you like this guy huh you think he's going to get into heaven he's already in heaven Jimmy this is Regina no Toby this is Heaven's nut sack but it deser deserves to be safe I heard he's 19 64 blond hair and has his own car a lady at the market told the cashier that her cousin saw him and he's actually 38 gives foot massages and cries when it rains no he's 19 and he's perfect for me no he's 38 cares how your day was and never misses the bll now go to your room hey what are you all talking about what everybody in town is talking about the yoyo vigilante I so want to make out with him you put that thought out of your mind right now little lady that's sick I mean the man's a criminal that's where I'm torn on this whole deal on the one hand he's busting Crooks which makes him a gavone on the other hand he's breaking the law which I respect I would just like to meet him for one night he said stop saying that you're daddy's little girl to the Yol cave I know oh you're the yoyo vigilante pety I admit to being a yo-yo Dieter I just can't shake those last 80 lounds but a vigilante that's crazy talk oh is it all right you caught us but it just sort of happened we didn't plan it we were a little drunk it was an accident but your mother and I still love you oh wait wrong speech all right how'd you know every sound in this house travels through those Vents and into my room yeah well if you think you heard Warrior from a car wash in here the other night you did not so you admit you're a vigilante you R Us out and I'll come at you with the full force of a 68-year-old man rat you out oh cont I want to be the cue to your James Bond the Morgan Freeman to your Batman the Elton to your John I want you to use my crime fighting stuff check this one out it's a modified stud finder that identifies the guilty and the criminally insane hey it works this is my masterpiece laser farting gum it's perfect if you're being chased try one what does it do give me your finger I like it plus there'll never be any doubt who dealt it the mounty wants to see us right away hang on I haven't shown you my best one the holographic lady how does that fight crime who cares I'm sorry to drag you out at this time of night but it's about the yo-yo vigilante I think I read something about that some handsome hero running around town stopping bad guys and thumbing his nose at you feds he's no hero it's against the law to take the law into your own hands and I aim to stop him don't stop him what you got to do with us I need your experience as you may know the legendary take me diamond is on display at the Regina Museum of stuff and I want you to steal it now you're talking my language not really steal it of course I want you to break into the museum and attempt to steal it when the Vigilante arrives to stop you I will swoop in and arrest him you see gentlemen sometimes it takes a criminal To Catch a Criminal oh man you had to go and G it up what's in it for us m a chance to feel good about doing the right thing Jimmy something I believe you really really want you can't tell me what I want what I really really want all right but you always see you there at midnight Midnight it is [ __ ] Canada and getting Antiquated lyrics stuck in your [Music] head come find me my hero what the what are you doing young lady mom mom you get in the house that's so unfair I hate you and get me some batteries there's some in my night stand next to my never mind I'll get it all right I'll be right over there when I give the signal you move in on the diamond that's when the Vigilante will surely make his move I hope we catch those guys Jimmy how are we going to catch those guys we are those guys right well if I catch you I'm going to let you go you're my nephew for Christ's sake no one's catching anybody it's really simple all we got to do is sit here until morning cuz nobody's showing up Hey look it's Gina shut up M can't know Gina busted in mol look there's a hot girl in a bikini down the hall she's getting away my goodness the Vigilante is a woman of course that's why we couldn't find her we were only looking for a man how sexist of us how UNC Canadian how Despicable and look at that ass Madam you're under arrest Gino what the hell are you doing what's it look like I'm doing I'm taking that diamond what the hell you doing here what are you going to do with a giant Diamond I'm going to fence it duh no I'm going to wind up fencing it for you cuz you don't know any fences it'll be just like the time you got the hamster and I wound up feeding it cleaning its cage walking it then when you didn't want it anymore I'm the one who had to drive it out to a farm in the country but pop get home now man when I grow up I'm going to let my children steal whatever they want she's going to make a damn fine mom someday oh no mul's coming back okay quick what happened the Vigilant got us where were you we could have been hurt yeah ow it's the damnedest thing the bikini lady just disappeared then I got a call from my captain saying they've captured the Vigilante what it was your boss from the tourism Bureau he confessed a Toby something I did it it was me I'm the Vigilante and visit Regina what the hell is that idiot kid doing I don't know me neither whoa sweet for once I'm not the Dumber Guy this is bear Che how could they have arrested Toby not only is he not the yo-yo vigilante he's the nicest guy in the world that kind of hurts my feelings Jimmy it's like the whole world has gone topsy curvy I try to do good so that I can redeem myself and a nice guy goes to jail because of it they'll eat that kid alive in there Che our next Act of vigilantism is busting Toby out of prison it's so exciting to be bad again oh good whichever this is so a new plan unfolds oh for the love it go outside you little freak give me your wallet all right all right here scream for help or I'll shoot help here go home you're useless Teresa what the hell are you doing nothing just meeting guys you're trying to meet the Vigilante I told you he's too old for you Teresa Maria Falcone is that a gun it's just a water pistol see son of a [ __ ] it's a real gun no wonder it kept leaking give me that thing you get in the house you're grounded God that's like so unfair Shake It Off cookie shake it off it's just a gun shot wound you've had worse help help I've been shot I need a vigilante [Music] nothing what do we do now now we chw Lock and Load [Music] [Music] there's a ton of guys in here how are we going to find ours the modified stud muffin finder do you want to buy some memorabilia I got OJ jerseys I got bubblegum cards gloves they're hard to get on but they come off easy how about a knife Where'd I put that thing damn I can never find that knife did you know he was a football player before he was a criminal hey come here come on come closer let me put this gun in your mouth and I'll write you a song come on just for fun I've been drinking one could go wrong Jimmy don't look but I think that guy's wearing a wig we'll never find Toby with this thing everyone in here is a criminal except the guy we're looking for then we reverse the polarities Star Trek The [Music] View hey you're the Two Fellas who got me put in here I didn't do anything I was just jogging with my metrosexual man bag you think I haven't used that one I invented I didn't do it his story checks out and all I was trying to do was give you back your stupid monacle here his story too yeah and I'm in here for trying to save a dog from Michael Vic's Car I don't get it everyone I put away was innocent I finally try to do some good and it all goes bad and why am I in my underwear Jimmy look it's the fish man of Alcatraz swim swim like the wind we got to find all the people we arrested and set them free not me Jimmy [Laughter] I'm already free this is where I belong these are my people thank you Jimmy thank you for doing good for once and now I beat you alive and then Toby eats us man can you imagine if that happened Jimmy you are so high shut up don't make me laugh stop so what do you think should we tie these guys up are you out of your mind then the whole story could come true we got to get out of here before we do something good by mistake what about heaven some people have put on this Earth to do good cheich let's get out of here before any of them come and arrest us that sure was a crazy story Jimmy but let me tell you something I am the demon gol okay off already how you doing I'm Jimmy Falcone Alias McDougall before I moved to the not so great white North I was a cappo in the mob crime's been in my family for Generations it all started with my grandpa's jepp he was a shoe maker in the Old Country Real handsome devil anyway one day The Village Dawn asked him to make a pair of shoes the dawn believed shoe size was a reflection of his manhood his size for manhood he could have drove a big car or about a freaking boat or something but the guy wanted big shoes what are you going to do personally I'd have blamed the whole thing on gravity but gravity wasn't invented back then so jeppi had to skip town by the time he got to the next Village he was met by fear and respect Dante respect and Lano fear had a family that needed some muscle jei just whacked at dawn so he seemed like a good fit all those years dealing with feet made him kind of homicidal so Grand poops moved up the ranks pretty fast then one day he came to America you mean he got run out of Italy point is even though I'm living like a schmuck in Regina I like to think he's looking down on me and smiling and wondering why the hell you threw his family business down the crapper you know why just forget about it let me tell you something about a friend of ours named Jimmy I made the wise guy and the with a G be but when he found out that they'd be whacking Uncle G it take the boss he threw him from the 19th Floor site wasn't much Al till the M once him dead so Jimmy had no choice but to talk to all the feds the feds say they help if they could use him as a pawn so he readed without his friends and M catch you on forget about it forget about it forget about it oh forget about it all right scumbag you think you can come on to my turf and just take what you want do you even know who I am you got 3 seconds to get the hell out of here now is that nice I give you a chance to walk away and you just laugh in my face did you just eat a condom all right enough screwing around say hello to my enormous friend a yeah that's right go home to your mother you overgrown rat to conclude my show and tell if a man at the park asks you into the woods to find his lost dog remember there is no dog good job Mary you go sit with Prudence the safety hippo Gina your turn all right let's get this over with I want to talk about personal safety there's a lot of Creeps and Weirdos out there not to mention stoies dead beats and guys who just don't listen you got to protect yourself so you're going to need one of these she's got a gun relax it ain't loaded now it's loaded all right who took my facial stuff no idea Jesus Christ you look like like a 60-year-old avocado well I took care of that raccoon sent him running with his tail between his legs at least I think it was his tail if not you should see a wang on that rodent breaking news Seline Dion Elementary is under lockdown after reports of a gunman holding a class hostage that's Gina's school oh my God we got to get down there right now no can do this stuff takes 20 minutes Jimmy we got to go we got to where the hell's Jimmy what do you waiting for let's roll good question Billy personally I like to go for the knees but if you got to take someone out give him two in the chest and one in the head after that he ain't getting up no more okay any other questions besides can I hold the gun a all right we need Firepower want to take the ues nah I don't want to look like a show off I hate to say it but shouldn't we just let the cops handle this you worry too much we know what we're doing shots fired we need guns damn it I'm filling out the requisition as fast as I can get your ass in there and take some [Music] grenades I can't remember which classroom's genus I only been here once for interviews and I was pretty drunk there they go s sket on finest fear not cookie I came as soon as I heard no time for pleasantries I'd better get inside but may I say it's a glorious morning today damn it m there's no time no sh get in there and save my daughter for Canada where we downplay our increasingly frequent gun violence if there ain't any more questions I guess I'm done oh Je I've been looking all over for you oh crap you're the guy with the gun wa you brought shotguns and a troll this ain't good we better beat it hey Mol you here for safety week it appears you own a number of illegal guns Jimmy I'm going to have to conduct a thorough search of the premises do you have any idea the paperwork this is going to generate do you BL this way at a PO size pop this fell again I told you it's too heavy to use as a curtain rod daddy you left this in the bathroom I almost dried my hair with it really both of you exactly now Jimmy I can't keep this under my mattress no more keeps poking me in my sensitive areas sweet Kea Southerland Jimmy why you got to make such a big deal it's just a few home security items just having that one Within our borders violates the Geneva Convention this is just like Chuck hon warned us one day the government's going to show up and take all our guns next thing you know we're in camps getting brainwashed about Evolution and global warming I got a constitution right to bear arms yeah you can't tell people what to do with their sleeves perhaps you possessed that right when you were American but you're Canadian now it's true pop Canada's Charter of Rights and Freedoms does not protect gun ownership or as they say in I memorized it in both official languages now you're turning my own son against me and you got him talking Spanish is this everything you're not holding out on me are you me hold out on a cop never then what's that slight bump on your waistband I'm a little excited thanks for noticing lift your shirt Jimmy is this how you get your kicks mol you really ought to see a therapist the sake just hand it over what you too McCool's right like it or not we're Canadian don't you think it's time you assimilated no I've had this gun since I was 10 no one's taken Remington steel hand it over Jimmy what if I don't then I shall be forced to arrest you you'll be charged tried convicted then remanded to Jail the days will be lonely and the nights long until your cellmate rusty sells you to the skin heads who run the yard no amount of toilet brewed prison wine will erase the memory of their oddly gentle love you want this gun mol you're going to have to pry it from my cold dead pants hands Jimmy I think you mean hands whatever you're not getting it I'm a responsible gun owner hey where' It Go De mother [Music] de I was just getting my rhythm [Music] oh look who's back in town feeling strong today cuz I got something for you oh crap all right let's do it the old fashioned way put up your dukes uh claws hoofs what do you call them foot hands all right which one of is [Music] first well kid you're really did it this time they're going to kick you out of school yes unless you take this medication no they're putting me on drugs it's called a pacify it reduces psychotic tendencies in children side effects may include dry mouth disorientation nausea and increased thoughts of murder well I'm sure they wouldn't prescribe it if it wasn't 100% safe tell that to Mr flip his M took the lamide look how he turned out Mr flip turned turned out just fine it's not his fault he's a monster I ain't taking him I don't like this either but if you don't they'll take you away from us and send you to a special school where you got to wear a helmet you always told me drugs was bad this is medicine it comes from a nice man in a laboratory drugs come from a bad man on the street corner you mean like the guys who used to work for pop quit stalling kid pill a helmet your call there you happy your daughter's a freaking druggy now yeah congrats you just one mother of the year oh God I hope this is the right thing to do ah don't touch me with that [Music] thing I just got rolled by a [ __ ] raccoon ever since I got up today I've been feeling off balance and I got a persistent itch in my trigger finger don't you see Pop when you gave mul your gun you gave up an ascent part of your American identity you're right now I got to steal it back that's going to be hard to do with no gun or you could finally Embrace Life as a Canadian how the hell do I do that by embarking on a long Voyage of introspection and self-discovery self-discovery like what you were doing when I walked in here no I'm talking about a spiritual makeover did someone say makeover what my fashion sense was tingling jeans jean shirt and a jean jacket it's a Canadian tuxedo these jeans are too tight what was that my Bulls just went back in and they're out I still don't get why I'm tied up I'm going to teach you the most important part of being Canadian you need to suppress your innate American urge for self-preservation and apologize to me for what ow your mother it's the Canadian way I wrong you you say sorry to me ow ow you're grounded what are you doing I'm using aversion therapy to turn pop Canadian that's for grounding me last week that's for taking away my makeup that's for not letting me date a black guy it wasn't racial he was 40 years old thanks pety I feel a lot better sorry sorry reallying sorry I believe we've made a breakthrough what's going on pety what's the big surprise I present to you Canadian dad I don't get it he looks the same except he's dressed as a Village People Go On Pop say it sorry no the other thing H forget about it oh my God he's a whole new man this calls for a celebration you finally a real Canadian I'm so proud of you what the hi Mommy hi Daddy guess what I did all my homework you did your homework uh-huh and then I cleaned my room and then I cleaned pey's room and then Uncle chichim me had a tea party who wants Huggy poos Gina are you feeling okay pety made you Canadian too oh no Daddy it's because of the magic happy pills Mommy gave me these Rainbows are made of smiles wishes and good dreams speaking of good dreams I'm going to SK adle off to bed night night wow I guess that a pacify stuff really works if you want me to babysit tonight I'm going to need a bottle of whatever she's on Jimmy you didn't yell at the parking guy for scratching the car you didn't send back that pink chicken and you gave the squeegee kid a looney instead of running him over frankly I'm Blown Away by the new you hey we're standing in line here those were our tickets Jimmy do something I got it sorry my wife yelled at you a hold this here's your purse back keep it looks better on you [Music] some night out I really wanted to see that movie but no Captain Canada here had to drive those mukes to the hospital you're the one who wanted me to be Canadian the Jimmy I know would have taken apart those line jumping jagoffs being Canadian doesn't mean you got to let people walk all over you I didn't let them walk all over me I took the high road yeah the high road to wburg I wanted you to give up your gun not your entire freaking manhood what are you saying I ain't a man no more cuz if you want a man I'll show you a man come here baby oh now let's talk oh there's my big strong man there's those big strong arms and there's your big strong big strong give me a sec where are you big fella let me concentrate come on come on come on what's the matter with you up come on soich so each not a meatball so each so each we could just cuddle tonight on TBS Matthew mccon in Failure to [Music] Launch hey Jimmy who died what I'm fine you can't fool me I know something's wrong spit it up well I got this friend see he's having a little problem stop right there who's theing friend I thought I was your friend shut up the guy's in trouble you don't want to help get out of here okay relax I'm listening all right look not to get too specific but let's just say my friend who is not me is no longer able to achieve or maintain a viable erection quit beating around the bush what's your friend's problem his ring of ding ding's got no dunk oh why you got to be so graphic okay I got this old cheats knows a thing or two about a thing or two you do oh yeah there's a simple solution really thank God tell your friend to blow his brains out what that's right it's over he ain't a man no more tell him to make a dignified exit you'll be doing him a favor Jesus I was mad at the guy now I just pied a poor son of a [ __ ] [Music] hi Daddy can I nudge in there and brush Mr chomas sure kid whatever a who's a big glummy pants let's see a smile Captain frowns a lot Mommy daddy's being a grumpy puss what's going on in here Daddy's sad mommy do you think we should give him some of more magic happy pills huh Mom no those are for you and not for much longer run along now I don't know about you Jimmy but that kid's starting to freak me out leave her alone she's happy what's wrong with you a little girl ain't a little girl no more can't you see that hey she's Canadian what do you want now excuse me I got to go pay protection of some raccoons what's wrong ma did you see Petey's internet history worse he turned your father into a Canadian and now he's not himself you probably don't want to hear this but all walls are real thin and I know you and data having an intimacy problem oh God the thought of you listening I know this is going to sound wrong but but I think I can help not another word Teresa this problem runs a lot deeper than what oh you're talking about ma he's an Italian guy it don't go any deeper than that you need to make him jealous when one of my boyfriends doesn't pay attention to me I flirt with someone else you should do that Jesus forgive me for talking to my daughter about this let me get this straight all I need is some stud to slobber all over me Jimmy gets jealous turns into the gorilla that he is and everything's back to normal exactly and then we never speak of this again yes please but first we're going to confession [Music] normally I wouldn't participate in such sub fuge but seeing as it's for Jimmy Count Me In all right when Jimmy walks in we're going to be on the couch smooching and canoodling I'll be rubbing your muscles don't worry it don't mean nothing you might want to lose the shirt and oil yourself up a bit big guy cookie get a hold of yourself it's been a few days my hormones are raging here I'll behave quick get on the couch oh no my husband has caught us in a compromising position surely now he will be so enraged he'll beat the crap out of my losty Paramore what no one said anything about and sweep me off my feet carry me upstairs and make Angry righteous love to me cook what are you doing or he could skip the beaten up pot and go straight to the hot crazy baboon loving look it's real sweet of you to try and snap me out of this but you don't got to debase yourself with this greasy Latin Hustle Jimmy it's me silencio muchacho this is between me and my wife who I can no longer pleasure snap out of it all of this because you had to give up your stupid gun the gun was the last thing I had from the old life I used to be Jimmy Falcone King of New York now I got to accept that I'm Jimmy McDougall King of the Schnucks Jimmy you're a lot of things a good bread winner a loyal husband a totally half-ass father but you'll never ever be a schnook cook that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me and I wish it was true oh for God's sake he's killing me here what do I got to do to get through to this Jimmy McDougall former man slow down jump into a lion cage put the kids in danger what's that Gina you're in danger what do I do mol tell me I got to get down to the school where's he going what the hell just happened I don't know but this spray tan is giving me a tremendous [Music] rash took you long enough to get down here you [ __ ] oh what's with you why you being so mean I thought you was on them good girl pills I never took those stupid pills I've been faking it the whole time what why to get ma off my freaking back I've been dumping the pills in the teacher's candy dish and Prudence the safety hippo got into them and went nuts hang on a sec I'm not f foll what's a hippo got to do with [Music] safety that is one angry angry hippo come on you son of a [Music] [ __ ] WAOW I think you killed them you think let's make sure take come here come on yeah one more okay one for me one for you yeah oh that felt good all right kid I got to go you'll be good now good I mean you be you we'll do you know I kind of feel bad for the kid in that suit [Music] suit Jimmy what [Music] happened I deserve that Jimmy oh my God you're you again did you get a gun or something oh I got one baby and it's made of wood how you doing you know back in the old days you found out someone was getting whacked after it was done you'd be all Hey where's so and so and everyone get all quiet like someone fought it but with Che I found out in advance it was the day I had four root canals Wise Guys ain't big on dental work but cookie made me go word came down from gambini Che has got to die but I forgot where he lives I know I'm a terrible friend now where is he so I can go kill [Music] him what' he say quit stalling Jimmy I promise I'll make it quick and painless for him okay only one of those is true what language is that stroke victim I was trying to plead for chicha's life and explained that I just been to the dentist but I couldn't get a word out ah so this is where he is there's a good boy Jimmy they didn't find cheich but they came away with [Music] something and that's why four out of five gangsters never go to the dentist but if you think Canadian Healthcare covers dental forget about it let me tell you something about a friend of ours named Jimmy I made the wise guy and the C with a gambini but when he found out that they'd be whacking Uncle Che he take the boss he threw him from the 19th Floor Suite wasn't much along till the M went him dead so Jimmy had no choice but to talk to all the feds the feds say they help if they could use him as a so he red out his friends and M catch you one forget about it forget about it forget about it oh forget about [Music] it then Mario says witch head I got a suitcase full of them I knew as much as I settled in for an evening of whittling in CBC Radio I heard a report of two rowdies causing a ruckus surprise surprise it's you two we ain't drunk enough to cause no Ruckus now we're Ruckus mol you know where your problem is you don't know how to have fun I certainly do why just last week I snowshoed across a Barren unforgiving Tundra to go ice fish oh very funny face it you're boring boring eh we'll see about that barkeep fix me three prancing mounties what's that a girly drink certainly not each ingredient of the Prancing mounty is Cur from Canada's finest fermenters and distillers plus 7 oz of 180 proof Jamaican rum yeah girly drink to Canada where 8 isn't the limit it's the [Music] minimum [Music] [Applause] CH oh what happened last night where the hell am I this place looks familiar cheer me how much did we drink I don't know it's a blur I had a horrifying nightmare in which for some reason we left Regina [Music] and holy sh balls Jo Mitchell's paved Paradise we're in New York why are we in New York you tell me you're the detective this is clearly some kind of fever dream brought on by last night's debauchery here's what I'll do I'm going to will myself unconscious and when I awaken everything will be back to normal M cool that's nuts you can't morning Jimbo we really tied one on last night huh you made coffee do you know where we are we're in New York what are you stupid I had this nightmare that we were in some frozen crap hole in Canada and her name was get this McGill cuty McDougall oh my God it's the m from my dream wait no this is the dream or is [Music] it what does that mean this is the end of my career I can't call for help what would I say I thought I'd take the Falcone boys to New York to reconnect them with the people who want them dead oh lovely that's probably work wondering where I am so don't answer it this is my work phone I have to no you don't special agent straight mol oh hello cookie thank God you answered Jimmy went out for a beer last night and didn't come home I'm so worried what if something happened I don't know what I'd do without him don't worry cookie he's uh with me he had a little too much fun last night oh I'm so relieved now tell that useless fact not to come staggering home until he soed his ass up cuz I am not dealing with a giant sweaty manb baby all day oh and teich is also with me don't care Jimmy is this your old house yeah it is but how' you know I added the last part they always leave me out why do I have to help clean out the garage I didn't do anything wrong mom found cigarette butts outside so until the culprit comes forward we're all paying for it only time I touch smokes is when I buy a Morpher reserve and sell them at the high school Gina that's wrong if a 300% mockup Is Wrong I Don't Want to Be Right who's this guy with Mom and why does he look like me maybe it's your twin brother that's impossible this guy's at least 20 years older than me besides this is what happened to Petey's twin why would they make a flip book of that probably so you could do this talk about shame eating it would appear the parts of your house that haven't been vandalized and or used as a toilet have been converted into a Veterinary Clinic that's cuz this is a mob doctor's office mob doctors are usually greedy money grubbing veterinarians no kidding 50 G's for a baboon heart and I can barely climb stairs uh I think the doctor is in did you do this Che I didn't touch the guy I leave him bloody not naked well I didn't do it I have no idea what happened but the good doctor is wearing my handcuffs boy M yes we can congratulate my decline into degeneracy later but right now we need to focus on getting out of here before doc it's Leo open the door TTY got shot in the ass again oh crap it's the gambini crew Dino Kick It In good day gentlemen oh are you where's the regular doc I'm his uh brother his brother huh and all these guys uh these are my interns they're uh deaf and mute so they won't be able to say a single word not a single word now let's uh get the patient into the um examining room Jimmy what's wrong with you we're deaf and mute close your eyes is the garage cleaned out yet Smokey what the hell are you doing with that I want to know who that is that's that's none of your business forget your s and do not bring it up in front of your father you hear me but who is he who is who the man in the picture what picture I don't see any picture there's no picture damn it my ring came off see what you made me do you nosy bastard shouldn't you clean any potential obstructions around the abrasion collar of the contusion so we don't get necrotic fitis I I'm sorry what shave his ass so head don't get in the hole oh of course you two prep the patient you're quite knowledgeable I grew up around here I seen more shots in the ass than a Catholic ala boy look at these clowns shaving asses for a living come on Dino let's go smoke who's he calling a clown hey I thought you was mute now he's the deaf one oh so you are the mute exactly got it wait a minute we could argue all day about who's mute and who's deaf but we really should be focusing on your ass toty you focus that razor on this man's ass thanks cheich no problem Jimmy you killed gambini for me is the least I could do Jimmy guys get in here it's Jimmy Falone and Che who do I got to blow to get remembered around [Music] here guys get in here I got jimy F relax gentlemen Tooty had a reaction to the anesthetic he's fine now wh what was all that about Jimmy Falcone he's probably just upset about being in the man's former house wait a sec how' you know this was Jimmy's house well no one breaks into a random residence and paints kill Jimmy Falone on the wall just hearing that stinking rat's name makes me want to kill him and kill anyone he's with and kill a bunch of other people on account of being so keyed up come on Dino let's go punch something quit flapping around I'm sorry to have to do this nice shot M I'll see if I can find us a way out of here cheich put some stitches and toties behind will you why what kind of pretend doctor would I be if I allowed this man to get necrotic fitis Maron look at all these drugs pick me pick Meck don't worry fellas I'm going to pick all these y I found something it's a long shot but it might work follow me did you sew up the hole in his keester yeah both of them but there was only one oh who are you how do you know my mom and what was your major at [Music] Harvard of course you're my father and that's what I'd look like with boobs this is never going to work what's the matter with you mol it's all I could come up with Jimmy I'm a little stressed out so cut me some slack okay sorry where'd you find this get up anyway just inside the door of an escape tunnel in the basement Calgary Stampede let's go back where you going Duc say that's a nice animal wait a sick I don't remember seeing the horse inside Dino shut up what's the matter with you he's a vet you [ __ ] this is why you still live in your mother's basement me out you son of a [ __ ] where the hell have you been ah crap it's Marie remember Marie there's a piece of working shoot me now Jimmy what are you doing out here with these mukes I bet you forgot our anniversary didn't you oh baby course not I was uh just talking to the duck here about your big surprise hi uh no you weren't sure I was I was explaining how if you didn't help me me out I'd put you and your fancy [ __ ] horse in the East River in small packages oh yes that this better be [Music] good great I'm back in New York and I don't even get to see it oh smells like New York back here so you're the one who was smoking Teresa you saw nothing I guess it makes sense everyone in this family is a big fat liar Who you calling fat and Who you calling a liar wait no I'll give you that one now I know why I don't fit in because the man in that picture is my real father but you and pop are so alike I can't even finished it maybe this needle dick is your father does that make pety a bastard yeah so nothing's changed Marco you want I'm going to Harvard to find my dad H the guy graduated from Harvard it's not like he lives there yeah the only people who live at their schools are janitors and Harry Potters I know it's just a starting point in my search for my it's somebody smoking it's pey I knew it going to Harvard bye [Music] ah this is the slowest goddamn horse in New York somebody give him some hay or something yo doc what gies Jesus H defen Baker did we steal a plane you're killing my anniversary here tell the horse to go faster or someone's going to be shaving your ass tonight help me out here what the hell's that P stimulus from the Vets office Jesus Che who finds random drugs and then just takes them I do Jimmy it's called living yeah well don't get any big Ideas ow I don't feel nothing I think that was a dud hell of a th bread you got there duck that gives me an [Music] idea that horse better come up a winner or it's the glue factory for him the cement store for you and the supermarket for me killing makes me hungry I think we can totally do this I think we can totally do this every moment of my life has led me to doing this let's do [Music] this it's a beautiful morning at Belmont the sun is shining the horses are ready and the Great Canadian invasion was a false alarm I don't know what you did at the park but do it again as soon as you hear the Bell we took a speed lots of speed I never thought I'd say this but thank God for illegal drugs in Gate five we've got Saucy buckets and in Gate six we have obviously a pantomim horse that's the horse's name folks not a description it's a good name [Music] [Music] did we win the important thing is did we have fun and no we did not damn it I needed that money to findy my way out of this horrible life what did you just say I yeah let's go put that stinking animal out of our misery yeah that's what I thought you [Music] said so this is Harvard I always wondered when you would realize the truth my son father come join my research team Peter I'm developing a pill that cures Ur global warming but how it makes human flatulence refill holes in the ozone layer you said flatulence that's science for farts he come home to M mama no I'll be your mama okay Peter Frampton McDougall get off this bus right now I want to meet my real father keep this up and I'll see to it you meet Jesus now come on I always thought that if I died inside a horse it would be more sexual that shaky Dino bonini guy can't shoot to save his life keep moving till he runs out of bullets hey yo silver keep still Leo you got to see this you kill him yet how do you like that the horse has got moves that gives me an [Music] idea so this is just a horse dancing for 3 hours see what happens when you gloss over rehearsals how could you think I'd have a kid with someone other than your father because I look so much like that guy he's your uncle my brother Paulie The Brainiac you have a brother why'd you keep him a secret from us your father put him through Harvard but when he found out what pop did for a living Paulie ratted him out on a two bit gambling thing popped it a year in Attica oh so obviously Paulie's dead now Jimmy let it slide as long as we never spoke of Paulie again you are definitely your Father's son mainly because you're both dopes and cuz Paulie got picked up exposing himself in the subway what a sicko getting naked in public weren't you once a stripper that was for money which is socially acceptable I told you the script needed white we should have hired David Mammoth and have the horse saying and all over the stage no thanks we got a rol maybe do out of town previews bottom line is the horse is done I'm replacing him with Nathan Lane obviously a pantomim horse your time is up it's going to be horse Stakes tonight boys so this is how it ends to be fair I knew we were dead after Rex re review mol where you been not trying to get tickets for this debacle I'll tell you that but thank the Northern Lights you're still alive we won't be for long if you don't get us out of here boys I owe you an apology this Escapade was clearly the result of my trying to prove I was fun we owe you an apology you're a freaking wild man yeah this is the best time I've had in years of course I can't remember that many years but still thank you gentlemen that means a lot coming from you all right let's mop up the circle jerk cuz we're in big trouble [ __ ] up boys we're going back to Canada yeah in a pine box no the same way we came on the backs of princess mounties I'm scared Jimmy me too who knows where we could wind [Music] up I'm on [Music] it we're home we did it we R where you been Pop I got drunk dressed as a horse ran for my life you know weekend stuff I did some stupid stuff too you know what they say pety if you like my father then you'll like my son that's not at all what they say whatever you're the one with the brains do I smell smoke it's probably pey what's wrong with you don't you don't smoke it I'll kill you all right see you later Broadway and not a word of this to anyone Jimmy for Canada where

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Published: Fri May 10 2024