Stick It In That There Doo-Dad & More! | Fugget About It | Adult Cartoon | Full Episode | TV Show

how you doing you know me as a cod carrying ex coppo from the new york mob not the record show i'm also a hopeless romantic i met my wife the same way as a lot of people at work see bobby peltz was behind on his protection money so we went over there to discuss payment options i never let emotions get in the way of my job until that night she was the classiest fraud i ever laid eyes on the face of an angel and a killer bot i mean that figure relief and literally from that moment i was head over here i quoted her through the arraignment trial and sentence and on visiting day she agreed to be my wife yes yes now that we're in chile vagina we still know how to keep it hot wait a sec how'd you sneak the engagement ring into prison he stuck it up his wazoo oh what it was romantic and kind of hot the ring i mean on account of it haven't been crammed so far up ah cook forget about it let me tell you something about a friend of ours named jimmy i made the wise guy and the couple with the gambini but when he found out that they'd be whacking uncle cheech he'd take the boss he threw him from the 19th floor suite wasn't much along till the marble once him dead so jimmy had no choice but to talk it to all the feds the fans will say they help if they could use him as a fun so he ratted out his friends and moved to susquehanna forget about it forget about it oh forget about it oh remember our wedding day you look so handsome strangling the dj happiest day of my life what about when we had the kids that's the day happiness died thank god we sent him to where'd we send him summer camp you know to get in touch with nature and crap i'd like to get in touch with your nature if you know what i mean what the hell is this you keep an album of your stinking gumas with the family photos cookie i can explain actually i got no idea how this got oh you guys found my memory journal yeah those were the days huh jimmy remember them two broads twins jimmy double your fun and their sookie blows good and i still don't think that was a real name jimmy i know floozies on the side were part of the old life but i don't need them shoved in my face and here's patty pontoons boy did she ever have big feet good night jimmy oh oh you made her quiet angry the kind where you think she forgot and then bam your nuts are in a vice baby wait these memories ain't even mine i don't know what you did jimmy but uh think next time okay i'm confused where's the spot at this crummy freaking resort there is no spa at summer camp counselor mcdougall counselor but i've never even been to law school i object okay to review our whistle signals means rabid cougar means escaped maniac with a chainsaw now who's ready for a hike through cougar canyon to the abandoned mental hospital could you kids take off your boots so my ride's not so bumpy all right time for some real fun you hungry how about a shish kebab you missed no i didn't the raccoon's kids were in there nice shot name's carmine gina what's a wise guy like you doing out here in the weeds two months for pissing off a juvie judge back home i guess you can't escape from the wilderness you're telling me this place blows so let's mug someone screw that let's mug everyone [Music] good after screwing up my weekend you should move out oh i booked you and cookie a romantic getaway spared no expense got you lots of points on your credit card for which you are welcome that's not gonna work she's so mad she's selling a wedding dress on ebay look i've been married six times i know women take her to this place in the country make her feel special she'll melt like butter hey remember butter picaro nothing melted in her mouth huh cook i'm sorry let me make it right and take you away for the weekend why don't you take one of your bimbos maybe but a pacaro's available oh but i was always available jimmy knows what i'm talking about oh shut up cheech look i just i don't know how you idiots forgot that means hornet's nest surrounded by poison ivy i said it's a loonie for number one and a deuce for a deuce or five bucks for both yo carmine give me a sec i gotta go make fun of my brother hmm only you can come to summer camp and catch the leprosy gina what's that boy's name what are you a cop it's carmine oh i think that's carmine gambini as in his father was dawn gambini as in dad killed him gambini and that's why we're in witness protection gambini you've been drinking from the rusty fountain cause that's two bucks i'm telling you that's him we were at his christening i christened thee carmine come on just cause he's from new york and his pop worked in sanitation and fell from the 19th floor window oh my god how did i not see this you have to stay away from him what if you let it slip that pop killed his father i don't let things slip what am i a cheech you can't go near carmine okay stay away from him he's trouble carmine equals trouble petey if you're on your period be careful there's bears out here [Music] dinner at five dress code in effect enjoy your stay hear that a dress code only the best for my cookie don't pin your hopes on any undress code when we get upstairs uh you were informed of the dress code were you not sir of course i was what are you blind you believe this prick i guess he just knows a sleaze bag when he sees one jimmy can we stop let's not mess this up by being mad about the past let's just enjoy tonight what do you say baby [Music] oh you set [ __ ] i am amazed at the size of your freaking balls thank you to bring me to a swingers party i had no idea i swear come on we're getting out of here oh no we're not you want to swing you got it i'm gonna powder my nose try not to get anyone pregnant and order me the tube steak cheech residents you humongous idiots hey jimmy how's the weekend how the hell did you find this pervert parade and in a magazine where else what did the ads say uh couples only like you two what else loving environment again tailor-made for you crazy kids okay did you read the top of the air uh yeah mid-summer banga palooza so you two all made up hello [Music] the other counselors are gonna feel pretty stupid at their make-out party when they realize they forgot this duty i'm so lonely oh hey god amper i heard you're talking about me to gina oh want to hear a joke knock knock who's there orange orange who aren't you lucky this ain't a bag full of hammers [Music] ow i'm sorry i'm sorry about your dad [Music] what about my dad you know how my dad killed your dad that's why you're beating me right no i'm beating you cause you told your sister not to hang out with me so this isn't about your father well it is now [Music] petey can you whip up some snacks for the make-out party huh ew is that pee of it is um your lack of nudity is making the other patrons uncomfortable well we wouldn't want that would we i can be just as adventurous as your little new york skanks i'm going to the s m grotto to spank me an accountant that's it i'm colin mccool special agent straight mccool mccool please tell me you're here to watch us huh only if that's what you're into oh god don't come over well i was nervous my first time here as well you can always use the safe word kumquat last year it was harder which we really should have thought through isn't this stuff illegal cause it ought to be not at all swinging is perfectly legal consensual and quite frankly beautiful beautiful there's a skid mark on this chair don't panic jimmy you're free to walk out at any time though i recommend staying for randy mouthfeel the erotic hypnotist oh the things he makes people do there's cookie i'll go say hello [Music] [Applause] let me get this straight you thought taking me to the royal park hotel would make up for that photographic walk down mammary lane there's nothing to make up for that was the old life well the old life was a two-timing scumbag you know i never heard you complain about it when you were sitting pretty in brooklyn with a big house fancy cars and piles of money how dare you [Music] well looky here you folks done blew yourself a foursome there's a whole lot of that going around tonight hop on in we'll run you to the gas station so you can introduce us to cousin leatherface forget it we'll just stroll back to the hotel for some kinky karaoke [Music] you're all a bunch of natural-born stool pigeons he beat it out of me then he got angry quiet angry the most dangerous angry of all you think they forgot then bam it's sunny at the tollbooth what's nice weather at a toll booth got to do with anger you never saw the godfather did you no it's one of the many things i'll never get to do after carmine rats us out to the mob i'm too young to die i'll never know true love or learn advance klingon you know there's a connection there leave this to me we'll have an old-fashioned sit-down oh thank god that's for squealing and that's for never seeing the godfather [Music] hey this ain't no gas station now it is what the hell's going on here well chubby man and red lady these here are my brother cousin father-sons so it's a deliverance reunion cookie in these situations scatter guns trump wisecracks let me handle this what do you want cash credit cards our skin to make a suit we're from a tight-knit community in the black prairies of northern saskatchewan and you all got something we need you ain't getting nothing from me hills have eyes yeah you stay away from my wife i'll go bang a [ __ ] i'm still mad at you oh shucks ma'am i don't know what you're thinking but we don't want nothing from you we want your brother he's my husband well excuse us mrs highfalutin look at me my husband ain't my brother i ain't got no blood disorder my head's a regular shape whoop-a-dee-doo shut up will ya uh boys assume we mean business wow easy mick you're too excited well feller you can either help us out or you can eat a buckshot salad i never thought i'd say these words to a gang of horny hillbillies but please be gentle hang on hang on you idiots drove all the way from the black prairies to get it on with this sack of crap hey what no ma'am you see as of late we noticed something real wrong with our youngins we reckon there's been too many cousins and siblings and whatnot making babies and bottom line is our chitlins ain't right yikes stands to raise and we need a new swimmer in the old gene pool i don't think you hoot nannies understand how this works i can't burp no babies we know we ain't stupid ours is a matriarchal society and the women folk demand to be babified forthwith now the standards of beauty in the black prairies might not be what y'all are used to i love it after years of hot stripper body bimbos you're gonna have to bump uglies with a bunch of barnyard fuglies ha all right ladies he's ready come on in [Music] close your mouth jimmy having a sit down in a boat was a good idea cause you're not allowed to stand safety first so you know who we are and you know what i gotta do and you know what i gotta do about what you gotta do and you know what i gotta do about what you gotta do about what i gotta ah jesus sit downs are boring what a fight i thought you'd never ask i better intervene and call an adult [Laughter] he's more chicken than i am three full whistles and two semis means stop fighting come on you guys [Music] i know they ain't pretty just close your eyes and think of something sexy like a sibling or a barnyard animal it'll all be over before you can say webbed feet find yourself another stud toothless uh jimmy you're gonna get us both killed i'm giving you permission for the record ma'am we'll only hurt him you will integrate into our community come on you've done it a thousand times with cheech and your crew wait you know what i mean sorry ain't happening oh i see big stomach jimmy's got to prove a point you're gonna feel real superior when they turn your skeleton into a side table now now ladies be patient we've been out maneuvered in this round of the chess game of reproduction so you're gonna let us go no ma'am we're gonna have to resort to science bring in the do dad oh it don't feel good either stop it you two you can't settle an old mafia vendetta with violence i like you but i can't trust you not to rat us out wait do you like like me shut up why would i rat you out i hate the mob yeah right and i'm gonna be prom queen i mean it when your pop killed my old man the mob left us high and dry that's the mob for you wait a minute what am i doing he's six years old i can totally take him gina tag out oh bad idea terrible idea [Music] look the mob screwed me i'd never helped those jerks but but i gotta avenge my old man i know but you're not touching my old man he's a cophone but he's all right fine but somebody's gotta die not petey too easy that would just make me sad how about my uncle technically he's the reason for all of this you don't got a problem with me coming after cheech nah but i'm not gonna hand him to you on a platter you gotta earn it of course there's no free lunch if you can find out where the feds put us be my guest but is it worth all that trouble it is if i get to see you again hey keep it down we got people trying to make out in here okay i'm just gonna come right out and ask what the hell is making out exactly don't look at me i don't know what those [ __ ] animals do in there [Music] this here's the suck nozzle the clothes painful but essential where the hell did you get that thing anyway ebay i'm also been on a nice wedding dress from jimmy eats ball 69. jimmy don't put yourself through this just nail those broads willia do it for me no cook i never cheated on you and i ain't about to start now if it means my ver's rule gets chewed up by that thing so be for it sake cut the act it's no act all abroad's back home were for show part of my job is capo i'd take them to dinner and drop them off after no message really since the day we met cook it's only been you oh jimmy all right let's do this what i got a better idea step right in ladies and don't forget to sign up for kinky karaoke sorry gentlemen the swinging community has a strict no unaccompanied men policy oh i wanted to see the sex restroom for canada a country so freaky our national animal is the beaver we still got a room here wanna hit the sheets nah let's steal a car and go home i hate the [ __ ] country [Music] [Music] la la la la la [Music] how you doing it's me gina yeah i'm driving i'm not wearing a seat belt neither blow me before pops became the fattest stool pigeon in history he was my hero if there was an award for father of the year pop would have got it francesco says hello then this happens so i look at the fbi guy and say you stinking feds can blow me i ain't testifying against nobody then the man from the fed says but the mob is gonna kill you and your whole family jimmy you with me so far kid i get it you're turning rats just wait there's more if you testify we can give you immunity do you know what immunity means now pops is the puppet and the feds are the ones pulling the strings this is the thanks i get for saving all your lives and if you don't think i'm better off dead than living in canada's icy buck crack forget about it let me tell you something about a friend of ours named jimmy i made the wise guy and the couple with the gambini but when he found out that they'd be whacking uncle cheech he'd take the boss he threw him from the 19th floor suite wasn't much along till the marble once in dead so jimmy had no choice but to talk to all the feds the fans who say they helped if they could use him as a pawn so he ratted out his friends and moved to susquehanna forget about it forget about it oh forget about it you clowns think you can avoid me we have nap time together every day now cough it up the new kid already took our money what are you little crap stains trying to pull who's this new kid just give me another wedgie and let me go another wedgie who gave you the first one oh this is gonna be fun [Music] yeah hide behind the skinniest statue on earth dumbass i know this looks bad but for once i'm innocent [Music] i think the furnace is on the fritz what's 10 degrees in american dunno depends on the exchange rate apologies for the intrusion but i'm here to save the day what's with the pantyhose it's a unitard i'm maple man maple man canadian superhero fighting minor infractions and belligerence everywhere you look unitard captain leaf huh theresa why are you dressed up as sapling girl maple man's trusty sidekick who's always getting him out of sticky situations i'm just wearing what they gave me for my job as a booth babe at regina comic-con do you know what this means of course not you'll be working with bentley wither moon the renowned actor who plays terence timber aka maple man sounds like a lot of nerds i better bring my peppa spray teresa you have to introduce me to him so much of my belief system is based on the teachings of maple man well it's a hundred bucks for an autograph 300 for a photo or a thousand to brush his hair i have to go sell my stamp collection hey can i borrow your brush gina you have irreparably damaged school spirit here at celine dion elementary don't worry our hearts will go on the only place that'll accept you now my dear is our lady of peace school for wayward girls not the nuns no anything but the nuns that's right enjoy that juice while you still can the only snacks the nuns will give you are warm holy water and stale body of christ yummy [Music] hmm thank you for coming mr mcdougall i came as soon as i got your call you got a real sultry phone voice well i'm afraid gina's in a great deal of trouble your fancy skeleton statue nearly crushes her and she's the one in trouble you got a lot of nerve professor next thing you know she'll be blaming you for this hat that i stole off the special ed kid well we talked her down to a one-day suspension pretty good for your old man huh just wait until i get my hands on that kid who framed me knock out his teeth for me will you i miss reading rainbow for this five seconds and i'll be shaking hands with a syndicated television legend okay that's it for today maple syrup man will be back tomorrow for some reason theresa theresa introduce me uh tabitha i had some notes regarding your booth babing skills shall we discuss them over a drink sorry i left my fake id at home don't worry no one asks for id in my hotel room [Music] yeah no i'm really tired from winston at people's breath all day most girls in your position would leap at the chance to get a few tips from an industry veteran sorry you were in the war but thanks anyway see you tomorrow teresa you gotta introduce me to buzz off nerd i didn't recognize you in your pajamas [Music] can i answer your question shoot you have a worried i said shoot come on it's your turn oh right you missed what a loser cheech you ever worry things are slipping out of your control yeah but i got special underpants for that it's this mystery kid at school he's haunting me and i don't even know what he looks like the kid without a face how am i supposed to sleep now let me tell you francis bacon once said no wait it was kevin bacon he said knowledge is power yeah i should snoop around find out who this kid is good idea cheech oh and if you call me a loser again i'll slice your [ __ ] nuts you're off but fair get the file on the new kid and check the teacher's lounge for snacks not in that order what the hell is this in case you gotta hack into the mainframe or some [ __ ] hey why is my locker open what the hell is this it's a picture of the best summer of my life come on i'm back off that's for getting me suspended not that i care but still and that's for breaking celine dion what was that for that's cause i missed you i'm impressed mustard took a lot of determination to track us down you know your pop killing my pop and all it gets you out of bed in the morning that then i wanted to see you again muslin in on my marks was a nice touch and you're short shut up i grew one and a quarter inches since last summer i mean on the vig you chiseling mook i got expenses taking a cab all the way from brooklyn wasn't cheap the meat is still running you want to lift to your house what was i born yesterday come on i'm gonna find cheech sooner or later hopefully sooner these vendettas take a lot out of you well good luck finding them the guy's a phantom he lives in the shadows and moves as silent as a warm breeze hurry up gina cheats falcone is getting bored anyway carmine i ain't gonna make getting the cheech easy for you i wouldn't want you to last time i had any real fun it was when you and me mixed it up at camp you mean when i kicked your ass how do you know i didn't let you kick my ass and the gloves are off if you say so i left your juice box in some crackers see you soon you backstabbing son of a [ __ ] i'll run this door right now and i'll let you keep some of your limbs fruit punch oh you remembered my favorite what's she doing here replacing someone who doesn't know how to play ball oh i know how just not with yours sadly tabitha you lack the talent portray a convincing sapling girl like it takes talent to have a unita jammed up your butt i'll have you know i majored in unitards at juilliard come on petey let's get away from doctor who wants me to touch his wiener but i sold my stamp collection i told you the furnace wouldn't fix itself now the toilet water's frozen i know i've been chipping yellow ice all night trying to get my cell phone out cheech dropped the deuce and it's just sitting there mocking me that's it i'm calling the repairman is cheech here nope damn it between you and me you don't really like cheech much do you what are you talking about he's great i mean he's all right he means well actually he does it but he's my uncle what do you want but if he wasn't around no more we'd be okay right maybe you would but who the hell would i hang out with what did you kill him how do you do it me and ma have a bet holy crap i was kidding around you did kill him jesus christ jeter i didn't touch him i haven't seen him since last night it's all my fault kid relax i saw him an hour ago he went to the nerd olympics with theresa why do you think he was dead i'll tell you on the way come on and i wasn't crying what do you mean you can't get here for two days it's so cold i can see chicha's breath [Music] i thought comic-con was gonna be a comedy show for convicts you know where every punchline is don't drop the soap you know who should be in prison bentley with a moon he almost was three times but he always got off it's ironic nothing sticks to maple man why are you sticking up for him the guy's a pig he's not a pig he's the product of the forbidden love between man and maple tree you just can't see the real hymn past your nerd boner by the way you should wear a jock under that costume man i ain't seen so much butt crack since we extorted the plumber's union maybe there was something else you did wrong he fired me cause i wasn't put out what guy sounds like a creep no respect for the ladies yo space jugs let's see if i can come in peace [Music] cookies shame on you for even thinking of calling a repairman when you have me a housewife alone a repairman oh this reminds me of a dirty movie i saw does it strange ah there's nothing like using your hands to bring back the heat good thing i brought my big tool that was a line in the movie did you ever appear i don't know what you're referring to cookie i'm just here to perform some sweaty dirty work that's another line ah you're the randy repairman damn my gambling days i knew that video would come back to haunt me sir can i see your wristband how is this the first i'm hearing about gambini's kid what i got to tell you every little thing you're doing our lives are at stake what if he squealed on us to the mob then we'd be having this conversation in hell the day cheats gets taken out by a six-year-old i'll eat my shirt well get ready to choke down some polyester cause this kid's the real deal got a little crush there kid yeah i mean no shut up dumbass all right to be continued now let's find cheese quick before we wind up relocated to yellow horse a white knife is some [ __ ] place god you can almost smell the virginity in here [Music] hello i'm down here how you doing i'm gina's friend that's funny cause gina doesn't have any friends oh you calling me a liar genus mom nobody calls me a liar where do you get off what did somebody drop a deuce in your cereal this morning get dried up old floozy oh yeah okay now it makes sense come on in and wait for her so what's a guy gotta do to get some milk and cookies around here oh you're a hungry little spark plug ain't ya yeah hungry for revenge good one [Music] hello cookie nice to finally meet you cheech you're bigger than i imagined has everyone seen my movie [Music] who wants cookies hey where'd you go oh my god oh my god hey you're not cheech no [ __ ] you little monster ah jesus mccool where did it go where did it go it's gone hold me randy tighter cookie get a hold of yourself who was that crazed demon child it was gina's friend oh that explains a lot but why was he have to cheat i don't know let's go down to the comic book convention and ask him a comic book convention and i get to kill cheech double win jeez i hope pop's having better luck finding cheats than i am ow gina that's for locking me in my locker thanks for the snacks though hey can i ask you something say you do off uncle cheech what next oh i got plans i want you and me to run away together hit the open road like bonnie and clyde you want to get gunned down in slow motion at the end of an old movie no i mean the bank robbing parts but none of the kissy parts ew you're gross maybe the huggy parts don't get your hopes up sicko but look do you really gotta kill my uncle of course i do good luck finding cheech in this joint the man's a master of disguise and concealment he could be standing right behind me and you'd never know oh gina spot your uncle cheech a couple of bucks for a slice will you damn it i've been looking for you mister not another one look junior i know what you're thinking but i ain't your father holy crap you're even dumber than the legends time to put you out of my misery yo look everybody it's a [ __ ] from game of thrones funny huh they never look as tall in person but this is official police business let me in not until i see a wristband sir can we wrap this up soon sugar cheeks oh i'm getting right as cramp [Music] what's the meaning of this you me wannabe in season one episode four of the adventures of maple man you vow to stand against injustice no matter where it occurred even if the hour was late and the location less than convenient if you want to quote the show to me that's an extra sixty dollars silence maple man stands for fairness equality and decency you stand for none of those things you egocentric misogynist hypocrite how dare you how dare you sir you have no right to fill the sacred maple man unitard security sure hide behind your goons oh hi jessie maple man thank god you're here i fell through this table uh would cheech mcdougall please proceed to the information desk that's the big table near the front door if you get confused tell a grown up you're lost uh over and out well if it ain't jimmy falcone oh come on look at you excuse me teach mcdougall do not come to the information desk repeat do not make up your mind gee kid you got the same psychotic spock in your eye as your old man i also got his propensity for violent blood-soaked revenge and his inability to whistle kid look i owe you a huge apology i'm sorry for what happened with your pops he was a well i won't say a good man he was a man let's leave it at that you call that half-ass tap-dance an apology you murderized him he was gonna kill my uncle then i would have had to kill him back so we skipped a step but don't take it out on cheech i'm the guy you want don't worry i promised gina i'd never touch you who's worried but that's nice she's a good kid oh she's great easy there romeo but listen you kind of already got your revenge on me how do you figure look at me look around you i'm living like a schmuck here i mean my life ain't bad but it's a far [ __ ] cry from good know what i mean oh for christ's sake for the last time kid i never bend your mother let me tell you something you ignominious little snot stain i am a classically trained actor if it weren't for all the money i make enduring these weekends with you halitosis ridden cretans i'd never be caught dead in this asinine outfit providing masturbatory fantasy fodder for overgrown adolescent twerps and furthermore i hate canada and maple man can gobble my knob did you get that teresa he's a one-take wonder and post i hate canada and maple man can gobble my knob you look fat in that suit theresa that's not nice what [ __ ] took my job i told you i wouldn't make this easy for you so you're gonna have to go through me you know for a guy you can't stand you sure do seem to care a lot about cheech trust me this is killing me i'm gonna regret it the next time he opens his mouth wait a sec does your mother do hoop waxes down at the korean spa see what i mean all right i changed my mind about often cheech but not about what that sounds mushy so spit it out now some things are better left unsaid what are you chicken shut up i'm no chicken you're a chicken yeah yeah i'm rubber your glue just shut the [ __ ] up and tell me ah i didn't change my mind about how much i like you um i'm glad about that and being glad hurts my face you make my face hurt too gina so what do you say you and me shake down a couple of these booths why not these dogs have been bullied all their lives they know the drill you're under arrest for assaulting a police officer young man it's maximum security juvie for you it'll be no picnic my fine friend lights out by 10 and only four hours of social media per day we're cool wait [Music] guess i'll have to take a rain check guess so but those blow job screws won't keep me down for long you're gonna wait for me screw that that's my gal well son i hope you picked up some comics to read where you're going for canada a dumping ground for american culture since 1867. [Music] i knew it there is a more north yes jimmy and this is where we'll be until i'm certain the elusive carmine gambini is no longer a threat how soon did he give you the slip somewhere between the washrooms and the parking lot that's my boy petey did you see how many hits our maple man video got yeah but look what they're calling it idiot fan pwned by maple man i can't take this no more i'm walking home i'll just head south how hard can it be which way is south we're so far north it's all friggen south oh god [Music] la la la la la la [Music] [Music] remember me back in the old life i was a mob wife when mob wives had to we rolled up our sleeveless blouses and helped out with the family business like when jimmy's crew got pinched after a museum job because cheech left a dna sample all over nefertati's bust all right gloria's collecting protection money mia's intimidating a witness and frenchie's cutting heroin with parmesan cheese first smack in the city so what do we do chick flicks this ain't girl's night out yeah lazy bum then gloria hauls in stinky larue a notorious rat jimmy wanted gone but there was a problem ah i can't do it i can't get blood all over this pant suit don't look at me i just had these nails done i ate washing no skull fragments out of my new roots i was almost gonna let that scumbag go but i had an idea all right nuts before we do this you're gonna sit here with us and watch a movie oh the vanilla lace tea cozy 90 minutes of awkward english people stammering about the feelings [Music] who wants popcorn i don't know cook even for the mob death by chick flick is a little cruel and unusual but no one in the family ever read it again yeah right and we're in regina on freaking holidays if you think canada's gonna make me any less cruel and unusual forget about it let me tell you something about a friend of ours named jimmy i made the wise guy and the couple with the gambini but when he found out that they'd be whacking uncle cheech he'd take the boss he threw him from the 19th floor suite wasn't much along till the mobile once him dead so jimmy had no choice but to talk it to all the feds the fans will say they help if they could use him as a fun so he ranted out his friends and moved through so statue one forget about it forget about it oh forget about it how about this one i already got to tell your brother to tuck in his shirt i ain't telling you to tuck in your privates my clothes express my individuality stop trying to census me how about this it says material girl with a hint of like a virgin what the hell are you talking about you know madonna lady gaga's grandma if we weren't in public i'd smack you right in your stupid mouth team troubles cookie oh hey annabelle you know how it is with teenagers can't live with them can't drown them in the river well we can't all be super parents how do they fit darling like i'm wearing miracles mother what's with billy elliot over there that's my son donny he's testing a pair of dance pants for this year's regina's got talent competition regina's got talent it's a performing arts contest no i'm asking regina's got talent yes and my donnie's won three years in a row right superstar ain't you two a pair more like a team it's amazing what happens when you don't threaten your children with abuse hey me and teresa are a team too well twinkie your teammate just abandoned you teresa get back here right now so help me oh hug you so hard why do you want me to sign up for a talent show ma i thought about what you said in the store you were right about expressing your individuality and this is a great way to do it so it's a wet t-shirt contest you got a beautiful singing voice theresa and i want you to share it with the world my nose is crying i'm not used to you saying nice things about me well get used to it teammate cause you deserve it take it easy ma who knows what's in that blood jimmy what are you doing here regina tourism sponsors this event so i got to sit here and sign up all the wannabes and losers well teresa's signing up did i say losers i meant shining stars of tomorrow you guys are the best you're talented too gina but this contest ain't for you pop i got no intention of entering regina's got [ __ ] well that's good cause you can't what do you mean can't age limit's 10 and over you're too young so you can't can't can't can't can't gina can't there's something she can't do this ain't one of them can't can't can't shut up now mccool just cause my daughter's in this i don't want you showing any favoritism unless you're open to that in which case i could make it worth your while do you know why i've been asked to judge this contest three years in a row jimmy cause no one else will do it and my integrity i am unbribable i'm always the bribes maid never the bribe toby for jimmy toby for jimmy hey toby what's up toby for jimmy come in jimmy go for jimmy oh there you are aren't these headsets amazing anyway i have terrible news turns out dick clark is dead we need a new m.c did someone say m.c have you ever emceed before uncle cheech i certainly have young lady if any of you's got any allergies whip out your epipens cause here comes peanut butter cookies [Applause] sorry i'm late i had to finish the word parts for my first number number it's like the one i sang at uncle luigi's thing remember he's shaking his ass just sharp as a knife it's nonstop booty just don't tell his wife shake it shake it shake it shake it at club after life yeah yeah [Applause] wait till they hear my new song labia of love theresa honey the judges want to hear classics then i'll sing one of my classy ballads like angel with the fake tits you cried when i sang it at christina's communion we all did honey but if you want to make it past the first round you got to keep things wholesome okay i'll try but let's not go overboard of course not now tape down your boobs and put on this nun's outfit now to help us forget the human pretzel practically licking his own balls here's our next act g-dog and enviro pete now remember i'm not your sister i'm a dog you sure are thanks for encouraging me to do this my unique brand of edutainment is just what the people need shut the [ __ ] up we're on hey g doll do you know why the ecosystem is in so much trouble because the owners of big factories are a bunch of dummies just like me talk about an ego system remember everyone think globally act jokily the ventriloquism is quite impressive but the material's atrocious [Music] it's only 60 pounds [Music] stay neutral oh tap stay neutral looks like theresa might make it through to the next round and it looks like you might be crapping your pants well get ready to eat it next up we got a three-time winner a one-man dance armada and a true patriot let's give a warm vagina welcome to donnie westminster [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] this kid's freaking amazing makes that nun's routine look like a bowl of piss that nun was teresa oh sorry this kid makes teresa look like a bowl of piss you want us to fix the talent contest not the whole contest just that freaking donny he's unbeatable then i guess we'll have to beat some beatable into him anyone asks i've been here all day you have been here all day exactly cook i'm not hurting a kid over a contest unless there's a cash prize how much we talking it's a trophy and bragging rights what am i an amateur and trust me no one in that show's gonna do any bragging especially that boring nun she's next on my list cook that's teresa you want to end this contest or not okay forget it i guess i'll just have to be a better mother and put way more pressure on teresa everywhere that mary went the lamb was sure to go stay on the high note the high note i don't believe the lamb's following mary convince me visualize your goals reactualify your happy tude you're just making those words up don't talk back to your life coach muffin top this is un excuse my language frickin acceptable mother why didn't you hire me a life coach uh i never never wanted me to win obviously ugh i'm getting flushed fan donny you have nothing to worry about too dry spritz are you trying to drown me donny calm down teresa's good but you're better i guess i'm gonna have to handle this because you're more useless than a donated appendix oh donny fly like a dove [Music] hey we agreed no original songs but i'm almost done writing it i just need something that rhymes with reach around do you want to win this thing or not original songs eh that gives me an idea go get the car annabelle in five six seven eight god help you if i get to ten we barely squeaked into this round gina so we really have to nail it don't forget be the message sure thing petey folks if you need to use the crapper now's a good time cause it'll smell better than this next act i hate this guy oh by the way i changed our name oh it's nice you're getting involved please welcome little g that's fun and dickbot gina uh um okay hey little g tell us what you know about fracking that's when you dig a hole in the backyard and farting it then this cracking loser shoves his head in and sniffs jokes aside um do you know the size of your carbon footprint little g two inches just like your dick cut it out yes um carbon emissions should be on everyone's minds along with the polar ice caps yes thank you do you know why the ice caps are melting cause you jerk off in the shower [Applause] [Music] so why did you ask me out donny i like you theresa you're a good kid and i want to give you some advice about the biz nasty i got it directly from al pacino as acting coach's website wow you are connected oh yeah i've slept my way around the entertainment block sweetheart had my fair share of mouthies vts vts oh vagina touches so naive donny have you ever actually been with a girl are you kidding any more tangy poon for me and my g-spot's just gonna fall right off what part of this is the advice this part if you want to stand out from the crowd you need to do something original you mean like an original song yes oh but who has those right uh i do i write my own songs you do and you're not singing them um are you trying to lose but i promised ma i'd wait until i won waitings for tables baby speaking of which who do i got a blowjam to get another shake around here petey we always laugh at you but who knew you had real comedy chops when that creepy troll doll accused you of clear-cutting the cheese oh my ribs pt my ribs gina you should have seen this kid he's a natural yeah but his material's a little highbrow for gina here now let's not forget about the environmental message i'm an edutainer first and foremost the reviewer says you've redefined the fart of self-deprecating humor with refreshing brilliance um i heard the dummies pretty hilarious too yeah but without petey there's no act it's just a hideous little puppet oh creepiest thing i've ever seen what's the g stand for anyway grotesque i thought it was just god help me nah it stands for guys look what you spell out of my ass now that we eliminated all the riffraff it's time to hit the snooze button for the opposite of entertainment teresa mcdougal it's super drama fraggle rock spaghetti is delicious ah forget that crap regina this is a teresa mcdougall original christmas jam it's called bust your chest shot on an open fire there's a super cool guy made of big snowballs and he's having a bush party for all y'alls frosty's his name and be a chill it's his game i don't know what sadder how hard you tried or how badly she's failing so get your butts to the bonfire this is the race he's gonna bust some christmas cheer all over your face snip my foreskin and color me jewish because christmas is dead to me relax ma i made it through to the next round didn't i only by the skinnier teeth thanks to that humpy dog act getting disqualified for security toby for security where are you jimmy who the hell told you to do your own song donnie he told me to be original theresa falcone you got played my song got played and once i find a rhyme for reach around i'mma be dropping another sound bomb yo now the only way we'll beat annabelle is if donnie gets kneecapped so that's why you made me enter this to beat donny's mom who's playing who ma i wasn't playing yet i was encouraging you by making me dress like a nun and sing about baseball you were a nun trying to keep orphans off drugs by getting them into sports it's called a backstory theresa you know what you're in this for you not for me theresa wait ah balls you're welcome mother once again i solved the problem now can you handle getting me a smoothie or is that too much for you you dried up old cow oh and i'm gonna need a new phone because this one's broken i freaking hate other people's kids kickball change into funky hips eye on the prize eye on the prize no no no no no who's a bad boy that's me who's a bad boy that's me how do girls be who knows do the running man go donny go donny it's about time you best have my smoothie hey who are you no no [Music] are you ready little g what do i know i'm just a dummy dickbot say little g i bet you have something funny to say about me and the terrible effects of nanopollution little g do you have a frog in your throat speaking of which frogs in mountainous areas are most affected by climate change what do you think about that little g make the troll talk come on say something yeah make the gargoyle emasculate you i'm a gargoyle this from a guy with a baboon's ass for a face does old macdonald know you left the farm you [ __ ] donkey a shot says pardon me pardon me oh oh i see what you did hey everyone the gremlin called me a shark stop the show look who i found out by the dumpster i've been knee-banged calm down everyone i'm a police officer i'll get to the bottom of this donnie tell us who banged you i was out back waiting forever for my mother to bring me my smoothie when someone ran up and hit me right in my knee my dancing knee did you recognize the assailant he was wearing a mask you mean she was wearing a mask how could you ma yeah how could you i had dips me i had nothing to do with this admittedly fortunate turn of events oh right so when you said the only way i'd win is if donnie got kneecapped you were being psychic oh my god ma are you psychic she's a witch is someone going to call an ambulance cookie i'm afraid i'm going to have to inquire as to your whereup shart so good anyway where were you when this happened i was nowhere near donny i was backstage working on teresa's song i even found the rhyme you were looking for just reach around and make a happy sound huh why did you finish my song for me donnie may have been playing you but he was right you gotta be yourself stop upstaging me it's my time to shine mine none of this would have happened were it not for the incompetent shrew who birthed me donny don't shut your kale hole if you'd have been there on time with my smoothie you could have taken the hit for me but you didn't why because you're a selfish greedy evil fine it was me and i would have got away with it if i didn't just hit him again in front of everyone damn it kneecapping your wrong kid that [ __ ] is cold i'll tell you what's cold diva donnie making me walk beside the car on the way home from his singing lessons in the dead of winter because i was taking up too much oxygen oh i could go on he's a monster mother how could you oh shut up you [ __ ] drama queen you know we may not have the best relationship but at least we're not these clowns i love you i love you too bob ah now you got my nose crying not so fast madam a real crime has been committed i have no choice but to arrest oh the results are in this year's winner of regina's got talent is dick bart and little g what who's little dick and g fought you said i was too young to enter but i did and i won take that you [ __ ] porky's revenge it's alive but canada where even the most heroic was sometimes free of damage oh so everyone gets to shop with cheech it's my turn kid hey [Music] [Music] [Music] la [Music]

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Length: 67min 30sec (4050 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 18 2021