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[Music] how you doing actually who cares shut up and let me talk to me crime is like any other business except with more killing and less resumes yet both use an equal amount of paperclips it don't matter if you're a banker or a good fellow you still got to climb the corporate ladder Jimmy give me a ride through the track I'm feeling lucky and can I borrow your pants unless you're a che he always had a different career philosophy I'm telling you Jimmy the key to success is aiming for the middle you mean like a gut shot I mean your career if you're on the bottom you're always going to get stepped on ain't that right Mario did you have to wear cleats I can't find my regular face stepping shoes anyhow if you aim for the top you got a long way to fall like that time I tried doing it on a ferris wheel that was a fall from grace remember Grace Jimmy with the cans later I saw what cheich meant how'd it go see gambini needd still be alive if he just aimed a little lower in Life or if Jimmy aimed for the wall instead of the window you do understand Mr middleman that you're the reason I had to kill him understanding is for overachievers well you aimed us to the middle in now way you stinking Mo you stupid if you think I'd kill gambini all over again to save ch's half fast ass forget about it let me tell you something about a friend of ours named Jimmy I made the wise guy and the cppo with a gambini but when he found out that they' be whacking Uncle Che he take the boss he threw him from the 19th Floor Suite wasn't much along till the M all want him dead so Jimmy had no choice but to talk at to all the feds the feds say they help if they could use him as a pawn so he red out his friends and M catch you on forget about it forget about it forget about it oh forget about it only 4 weeks left to summer break you can do this cookie you can totally do this Yo Ma we're out of pork grinds so what get up off your butts and go buy some more but we want to find out if this broad Says Yes to the Dress y'all got anything more see through what a day I'm running out of ways to look busy at work nice example Jimmy no wonder the kids lays around all day take it easy laying around is what summer break is for now how about some pork rind for Daddy we ate them all you kids bum around all day on my sofa watching my TV eating my pork rind and you can't even bother to tell your mother to go and buy more that's it you're all getting summer jobs hey where'd they go you get your resume together I can't get a job I've been fired from everyone I've ever had welcome to the meat pit before you order here's a video of where your hamburger came from what would you care for fries with your Massacre the only place I'm fit to work is in a science lab or perhaps some sort of theoretical think tank so if you'll excuse me not so fast you're coming with me Steve no jobs congratulations pety you had the best and only application in our summer hiring spree Agnes bring neemo around you're going to be pointing out all the the exciting Regina landmarks as our summer tour bus Barker go put all them acting classes to work kid Teresa took the acting classes don't you know me at all whoopee summers's officially begun you're a tour buff mol ah there's nothing like being regaled with reginas tantalizing history in an open top bus whilst the wind tickles your scalp welcome to Showbiz pety no stop so here's a travel mug to pee in and if you look to your left you'll see one of Regina's most um prestigious grain elevators imagine the grain that's been elevated here and this one is red sexy and now we will end with a dip in Regina's historical Municipal outdoor pool that's the whole tour two grain elevators in a swimming pool look everyone there's a jellyfish in the pool no that's a tampon so how was the job hunt oh it was uh brutal yeah yeah we had to fill out applications in like triple do I smell fake butter topping are those popcorn crumbs aha movie tickets you weren't out looking for jobs you were out seeing Paranormal Activity 10 same [ __ ] different house it was a scary documentary that wasn't real Teresa you're such a sucker oh there's tons of suckers out there who want to connect with the spirit world here we go back in my Madam scam days I fleeced marks every which way from Sunday I got an idea how we can make money off of that paranormal crap e no way I'm touching ghost poo how are you not in summer school right now I slipped my homework in with pety he does it without even noticing does anyone know how many pounds of grain one of these elevators can hold anyone would you keep it down thank you sir he was talking to you a I could say just about anything and it wouldn't matter this park on your right is where a real big foot was seen drunk snacking on a number of small dogs and uh this wheat field is known as area 55 because a UFO crashed here back in the ' 50s the aliens were buried and the next year the crop was blue next up we're heading to Regina's most deadly deciduous otherwise known as the murder tree oh can we have a picnic there sure but it might make a picnic of you sorry folks this tour is full but there will be another one tomorrow wowzers pety really turned the tour around people actually care what my know- it- all kid has to say we can finally crack open the iHeart Regina shirts and wear them without people laughing at us it's like being attacked by a thousand velvet brushes Mademoiselle cona At Your Service oh thank God it started yesterday just after your pamphlet conveniently appeared in our mailbox please help us silence Spirits announce [Music] yourselves the spirit is really pissed about something you did in your past oh God is this about the elderly man I ran over in college and blamed on my boyfriend who then committed suicide in prison uh yes and it'll be 300 bucks to bust this ghost sorry sorry sorry I meant 600 great news everyone this has all been a terrible dream Regina tourism numbers are through the roof thanks to the initiative of one particular employee Premier OA has commissioned Yours Truly to announce a promotion for the aforementioned go-getter I owe it all to the executive success self-awareness rodeo at Lake wasu introducing the new staff supervisor of Regina tourism PT McDougall huh pety I knew I should have signed up for the self-esteem booster Derby stupid Toby stupid stupid stupid now that you're running the office py you may want some help running the tours B someone with a deep passion for Regina history and 96 vacation days saved up hint hint no no I'm still running the tours I wouldn't want you exposing my lies I mean wasting your time you might be my boss but you're not the boss of me oh look it's time for me to avoid confrontation Agnes you ready for another bus tour look at you rising at a top of Regina tourism for once my pride in you outweighs my shame thanks but the other employees seem a bit disgruntled could you smooth things over for me sure thing and you know what's great about you being my boss I don't have to call in sick no more I can just shout from the couch you're funny thanks Pop who's joking yo toes I know my family taking over the business comes as a shock very perceptive percep con give the kid a chance will you you once the guy on top it's not his fault you blew it well now that I'm not the boss anymore I guess I can finally let my hair down snaps it's Peach toiti whatever look at all this money I can finally buy myself a unicorn horn those things are extremely rare you ain't buying nothing we got to keep m in the do about this or she'll try and horn in so keep your Yap shut I won't say nothing as long as you cut me in the only thing I'll be cutting is your tongue out oh Cy all right fine but you better pull your weight I'm already carrying one useless [ __ ] on this Caper yeah oh Cookie I said all right what are you doing nothing it's time for my bed py we was just talking about your best son who's my boss I ever had is this what you meant by getting Toby on my side you're drunk you're drunk it smells like peaches beans and insubordination in here knock knock who's there how I'm writing you both up for drinking on the job that's an article 48 and breaking wind in front of a superior that is the 22 we were just toasting to celebrate your promotion tell it to the naughty Corner McDougall I ain't sitting in no naughty quarter and since when do we have a naughty quarter shut it things better change around here or the staff will this adj just article 26 in your [Music] purse I'm sorry Pop but I had to make an example of someone you humiliated me in front of everybody go to your room you're grounded you can't ground me I'm your boss at work you are the boss at home I'm the boss oh yeah well just you wait till we get to work tomorrow yeah you just wait till we get home from work tomorrow which will be around midnight because you'll be working late late [Music] [Music] see I gave you a boost I'm already paying for myself ow you can make scarier noises than that you sound like pop putting on his shoes I'm stuck get me out of here go on bring back our little butter ball easy you got to pull my arm off this is ruining my hair what the hell are you doing in here I got scared out there alone I hear his house is haunted just back out so we can start the scam I'm stuck I'm calling the psychic happy birthday former subor Jesus that thing's more Fireball than cake how old are you what's this an office birthday party why wasn't I invited I like cake I like singing you know what vagina tourism includes everyone in birthday celebrations everyone or no one I [ __ ] hate that guy I got to live with him that must be about as fun as a chapped ass on a long bike ride let me tell you something about boss man he once created an app named Roxy to call his phone every day so people would think he had a girlfriend Mr Big shot's too good for blowup dolls and get this he still sleeps with plastic sheets I stopped wetting the bed in my 20s oh it gets better whenever he watches scary movies he has to sleep in our bed all right McD gole I've had it with your attitude you're fired what oh hey Roxy and now's not a good time can I call you back [Music] babe cook we're out of pork rind so go to the store and get some but I want to see if she says Yes to the Dress the dad's a cheapo and I think he's about to have a stroke huh there he goes what a day someone pooped in my desk guess I owe Toby five bucks can you turn on the news please and get your feet off the couch but my big fat Alaskan Gypsy Lumberjack wedding is on next when you work all day you can watch whatever moronic show you want that's not fair pety for Christ's sake just hire your father back why would I hire a guy who thinks the photo copier is an ass camera yeah well I wouldn't go back even if you paid me and by the way I'm still getting paid of course you are it's a Canadian government job how do you drink this [Music] stuff where's Melle Kane I left her a message hours ago I'm calling again I told you we shouldn't have left our phones in the car the last thing we need is you texting some Meathead boy toy while we're working don't be stupid Big M can't read a I'm starving help get us out of here shut up why should he aside from losing a little weight there's no plus side to being trapped in here help help old houses have so much character if these walls could talk well they're talking now Dan happy you hit that you had your freaking phone the whole time I was saving the battery for selfies quick the battery's dying who are you calling I'm calling ma to come and get us cook before you do anything bring us a jumbo cheese and answer me I'm going to freaking kill you Toby Agnes I need us to pull together as a team okay there is no I in team but you can spell me with part of it and T with the other part great news py Premier OA wants the tours bumped up to 12 a day what I suppose this means a few Regina after dark tours sounds positively tantalizing for Canada we're lusting over a moonlit grain elevator is about to become a thing is he kidding you guys are really going to have to pull up your socks wait where are you going to the liquor store to pull up her socks you dick jeez kid you look terrible don't start I'm not in the mood look I'm not saying this is a disgruntled former employee that you're totally screwed over I'm saying this as your pop you got to quit I can't I just can't sure you can you walk into your own office you drop a deuce on the desk and you strut out like a man what's so hot about because I lied I made up fake Regina history so the tour would be more exciting you bull crap the whole thing I'm impressed if my lies are exposed I'll be a laughing stock I'm just going to have to run the tour for the rest of my life you're being a little dramatic I'm glad to see them acting lessons paid off that was Teresa goodbye ivy league PhD scholarship hello basement apartment and TV dinners in my dirty underwear that reminds me where's Che look I'm proud of you son you Rose to the top on lies and you'll do anything to protect the scam just like a true Falcone but a poor kid seriously though where the hell's cheich where the hell's everybody ah yes the spirits are present and they are star it poor things don't know they crossed over probably died cuz they cut the wrong person out out of a job can you get rid of them yes but you must leave this place so I have a Clear Channel with the little shits I mean Spirits you know I should leave you three up there to rod for not cutting me in on this it was them cook I begged I pleaded but they wouldn't have you nice impression of Pop you rat I've been running Spirit scams longer than all of you fine sorry now get us out of here and we'll get give you 30% 70 50 have a nice afterlife wait don't go 80% we got a deal deal CH get ready to cross over to the other side you hit CH in the face rumor has it that's where the wheat Pirates buried their treasure before sailing back to Alberta what is it too bad the bus didn't start huh son you're welcome what are you talking about I cut the starter cable so you wouldn't have to do the tour no bus no tour bingo bango you're off the hook I'm driving the bus right now with a bunch of tourists in fact I just drove through a red light pop you cut the brake line well I cut something and would appreciate a thank you I can't stop I can't stop that's the floor where they shot Titanic Gordon life for got a hop it on that bench that Silence full of candy there's a bunch of zombies in that house ooh zombies you're headed right for the lake it's okay pop this is an amphibious bus I don't know what that means it's a bus and a boat yeah right [Applause] oh you all right kid better than the boss oh my God zomies so hungry best Tour Ever I suppose the lesson here is that one should never lie to get ahead in a work situation nah the lesson is you should always have a full guide of blame in case should get caught no it's that you should never cut your mother out of a good scam would you guys shut up we can't hear the TV pick a [ __ ] dress already they're all the same this dress is so tight can you help me take it off what the hell are we watching say yes oh God yes Yes to the Dress I promised myself I wouldn't cry but it's so beautiful how you doing I'm Jimmy Falcone former New York coppo in the old life the feds were always up in my business these guys had ears everywhere and by ears I mean bugs but I didn't let that keep me from being a normal family man that one that's my girl messing with the feds was a game I got the Fat Bastard right here and I'm going to chop up his legs and feed him to the dogs on the ground now gotcha oh good one Jimmy I'd offer you guys a turkey sandwich but [ __ ] you if it was real important we talk in coold but that came with its own problems cheich I need you to pick up the magic potion from the Maharaja and take it to the wizard and make sure you look into his crystal ball gabish kabish my magic potion you mean he ate keys of heroin right on the ground now now that I'm in witness protection living in Canada I don't ever got to worry about bugs again forget about it let me tell you something about a friend of ours Nam Jimmy I made the wise guy and the with a gambini but when he found out the baby whacking Uncle G it take the boss he to him from the 19th Floor sweet wasn't much along till the M went in dead so Jimmy had no choice about to talk to all the feds the feds say they help if they could use him as a pun so he red out his friends and move catch you one forget about it forget about it forget about it oh forget about it cookie that was super you're a regular George Foreman in the kitchen thanks Jimmy and now for The Knockout canoli James mcdou who's asking Angus Mavis don't ring a bell do I know you no lad but our ancestors fought on the Moors for three centuries this weekend you and I pay tribute to their bravery at the Regina Highland Games uh speaking the English I'm flowing Down The Gauntlet ladyy see you at the C TOS go M who was that some Australian lunatic in a skirt a oh I'm going to regret asking but what's your problem there's this Dutch exchange student at school Yeti no one pays attention to him he said he feels invisible and you care about Dy white I consider it a cific duty to Aid new students yeah yeah yeah bleeding hearts save the whales help the Dutchmen I get it here's my advice schools's like prison he wants a rep tell him to kick someone's ass Gina not every problem can be solved through violence I'm not helping you with a dishes no more you got it okay see pety I had a problem and violence solved it want me to demonstrate again no I'd appreciate it if you could keep Riff Raff like Scotty mcbo off on my doorstep but you're a McDougall now the Scottish Community is finally inviting you into the fold you just had to go and make me Scottish didn't you why couldn't you just make me Italian because you'd have been too easily identified as ex mafioso oh so Italian automatically means mob to you you're racist sack of sh I ought to put one in your head run your body through a meat grinder and bury you in cement but I take your point so you'll attend the games then not a chance if you refuse this challenge the Scottish Canadian times will brand you a coward you'll wind up on their shite list along with other things Scottish people hate like the queen underwear and fresh vegetables do you want your friends back home to find your picture in gear Jimmy I guess not then have fun at the games for Canada where every culture gets a ridiculous summer fair remember everybody be cool and act like you're Scottish just be crabby and cheap don't worry Jimmy we'll blend right in with these weirdos Uncle Che stay out of my closet that's a good color on you so you Lily LED McDougall grew a PA and showed up welcome to the Highland Games y wers thank you for inviting us don't get a swelled head Lassie every Scott in the phone book was invited right to the kitchen with you Nessy you're on heish duty go on those sheep stomachs don't stuff themselves blend a to the field of combat LS or should I say lussies see blending right in let me get this straight we got to cook this thing's stomach how we going to get it out ma same way your father did with Joey the fake oh look at that hammer toss beat that mcle you know this kind of reminds me of collecting protection money back home off the field oh you throw like a bloody Englishman thanks Angi that's supposed to be an insult you tit come here you come here yes I salute you wheat she TOS snack on that MCD this reminds me of the time we threw Big Cheese Romano off the roof something's missing there you go ha and you call yourself as Scott when'd you change your name to Scott oh oh it's on what you do that's me go I mean my mascot there's a raft of sheep stomachs in the fridge you D marries oh watch your back Lamb Chop T toss in your face [Music] mcle this reminds me of something [Music] too huh I guess I never killed no one with a tree trunk before what you've been living in a cave off the field again oh victory for clan Mavish good game anus Jimmy don't you mad he beat you you're the sorest loser I know did I lose G did I m m who William oh William me baby brother ah but that's what you get for not going to the games you bastard sorry yey who would have guessed the Saturday academic Achievers jamere was just a bunch of grade grubbing dorks but don't worry we'll find find you some cool friends my sister suggested you pick a fight with someone to get noticed which is totally absurd yetsi cut it out that's not going to work will you stop it that's enough a YSI I'm so sorry wait you forgot your [Music] teeth hey every one thought hide drop in oh look it's eccentric billionaire Richard wein do I smell heus or is that Jimmy's feet and he brought a studio audience to laugh at his dumb jokes might I say cookie you look delicious can I try a bite when it comes to heus I'm a bit of a gastronome I've eaten it all around the world around the world that would make you a gastronaut seriously that was gold amazing you can barely taste the intestines cookie I have a proposition for you I've been getting propositioned all day that gets a laugh you're a bunch of dicks this is my Scottish restaurant we we weins for some reason business has been slow but I think we can turn this place around with cookie as my new new executive chef wow Jimmy what do you think what's that think about you can do this in your sleep but who'll run the house I will how hard can it be to take care of two kids three kids see we'll all be learning new things go for it it might be fun in that case Mr wein I accept to home Betty I was staring in The Kilt and I'm feeling a wee bit bad I'm your new Chef cookie McDougall now I'm a little new to Scottish cooking but I've been doing a wee bit of research and I'm sure all you Lads and lasses will be great these have been in the freezer for 3 months and you want to serve them to customers this is a restaurant you jag off not a vet Kong prison camp are you sweating in the soup what the hell is wrong with you you know what screw it let's just serve them warmed over piss squat down no then start over you can't cry in the kitchen if I see one more of you [ __ ] crying in here it's in theing oven you go head first you think I'm [Music] playing and let that be a lesson to all of you oh [Music] [Music] brown meat in pan this stuff's red but it'll have to do add onion done why doesn't it look like the picture Daddy I need help with my homework I'm a little busy but what's the capital of Canada that's easy Capital C Daddy I only ate gluten-free is that gluten-free don't worry I ain't going to charge you pop I broke Yeti's jaw good for you son but he's my friend so you straightened out your friend I'm proud of you but I feel like a monster I said I'm proud of you quit fishing for compliments Daddy can you hand wash my bras and panties oh I ain't touching that stuff wasn't a Nook mom does it top is that meat sauce I don't eat anything with a face we're having face for dinner I wanted chicken fingers Daddy I got to make a solar system Daddy I need clean panties I almost killed ye I want a chicken fingers I think I need counseling H I almost killed gsy chicken finger that's it go to bed all of you but it's only 6:30 I said go to bed you know what change my order to face you too Che B but jimy do I have to take off this belt I'll be good I hope ye's in school today I feel terrible about what the hell aw poor little yey do you want another Blended cheese Burger hey there's the bully that did this to yey Gina's wrong High School's not like prison though I do have goo all over my face I bet that happens in prison amazing cookie in just one week you've totally turned this place around how did you do it get the hell out of my kitchen I'm trying to work here now now I am your boss sorry sorry Mom Pop ruined my underwear he made me go to bed at 6:30 last night I've been up since 3:00 a.m. I ain't naming no names but a certain fat ass ruined my homework Jimmy I need a change what the hell look at this freaking place there's footprints on the ceiling the TV's on fire and why am I standing in 3 ft of water oh for God's sake where's your father Jimmy hey cook what the hell's going on here nice to see you too look at this place what exactly do you do all day besides work 9 to 5 okay 10 to 3 11 to 2 with a long lunch I'm busting my butt at the restaurant 24/7 and you can't even keep this house going me what kind of mother leaves her family starving and laundry list and having to figure out the capitals of Canada all by themselves what about you your womanly duties oh of course my womanly duties how could I forget remind me again what those are like having dinner ready on the table for your husband like it says in the Bible what part of the Bible says that you know the part where Jesus fights the whale I thought this restaurant thing was going to be a nice little hobby did you just say nice little hobby that's it I'm out of here where you going back to work where I get some respect I respect you plenty it's not like I told you to get in the kitchen take off your top and make me a sandwich which actually sounds pretty good since cookie won't listen to reason or the Bible we got to shut this place down you know for the good of the kids kills me to see him neglected like that special agent mol nice of you to drop by full disclosure cookie I sometimes Moonlight as the regional health inspector well I'd offer you a bribe but my kitchen is so SP thoughtless you could eat off the floor speaking of which you done liing the floor yet Rodney don't worry cookie my visit tonight is strictly as a haggus and cocky craving customer waiter there's a hand in my soup and you're closed you can't do this sorry cookie we we Wheat Thins is now officially a crime scene jeez tough break cook but hey you had a good run no shame in that oh for shame there's a foot in this salad bar you're a great chef you deserve success and you would have had it but what are you going to do it's the unpredictable hand of Fate actually it was the hand of Lorenzo what I'm saying is maybe this is a sign that your place is at home with your family and their laundry you're right Jimmy nothing to do now but take my failed ass [Music] home Jimmy what the hell excuse me sir do you have a reservation what are you talking about Teresa it's me this is my house nope this is mighty mcdougall's House of haggus you turned our house into a restaurant you said you wanted me home so I came home but it ain't fair to my customers to shut down so I brought them with me thanks for being so supportive sweetheart I do not remember being supportive and I do not remember you having a reservation [Music] Che will you look at what cookie done to this place I know if I do a good job I could make dishwasher Gina how about getting the old man some food I'm starving here no can do pop we'll full up now I'll get you a shrimp cocktail and a beer no dice all we got here is Rob Royce can we get a hinin a spritzer and a fuzzy navl three Rob Roy coming up for the last time I do not want to buy a fuing rose finally a little peace and quiet and I'm like oh my god seriously and he's like T seriously wow so you do have genital warts restaurant's closed you want a doggy bag bag this hey Jager sh Jimmy have you lost your freaking mind I can't stand it no more cook I tried being supporter but this restaurant thing is tearing our house apart baby I need you the kids need you shut down this circus and let's be a family again but you said I was great you said I deserved success and now you're running around like a freaking animal killing my business we're shutting this place down too oh well beat sh off hands ah crap that was you how could you do that to me Cookie I'm sorry I was losing my mind you have no idea how hard it is to run a household on your own I don't you looked after the house for a week Jimmy I've been doing it for 16 years enjoy sleeping on the couch Mister cuz you ain't getting nowhere near my meat locker tonight that's kind of a weird thing to call you Oh you mean the bedroom ow if you want this shrimp cocktail you're going to have to throw some dance [Music] on cookie miserable and I feel terrible that's marriage for you what are you going to do she was happy working at the restaurant and we blew it I got to go make this right how much rer can you get she's back in the kitchen where she belongs she was in a kitchen you [ __ ] and I'm putting her back there Jimmy she's already there G maybe sit this one out all right fine by me I want off this freaking emotional roller coaster anyway all right what do you want I've realized that prison rules don't apply in Canada here people reward the victim not the aggressor if I want to be surrounded by girls like Yeti I need to get my ass kicked wait a second you want me to beat you up in front of the girls I want some of the action he's getting what better way to get sympathy than by being unjustly trounced by a thug Edy think this through hurry up come on Hit Me No get lost you whacka come on just a few good shots real quick give me what I want let's go of me you freaking psycho now ye's bully is assaulting a little girl get him hey what are you doing what When in Rome okay what are we doing here mul called said there was a major situation happening Jimmy what's going on and why are you dressed like an Undertaker good evening Chef cookie welcome to the reopened we we we dance I'll be your new matron D good news cookie your husband helped us solve the mystery of the seven hand thanks to Jimmy you're back in business oh Jimmy you big sweet [ __ ] you sorry I messed things up for you look gosh it's kind of slow tonight only two customers it's 8:30 the place should be packed maybe they heard about the hand in this soap people talking up or maybe it was the fat naked hairy guy hitting people with his junk hm I was worried this might happen you see cookie heus is strictly a novelty food people only ever try it once usually under the influence of alcohol so there won't be any repeat customers not a one I'm afraid we we weak things has run its course then why'd you bought a reopening yeah why'd I get my hopes up what can I say for me Scottish food can be very hagus forming give it a rest you know what you and your stupid restaurant just about ruin my marriage well I guess I ain't a cook no more baby in the kitchen of my heart you'll always be head chef rounded drinks for everyone we're celebrating the birth of [Music] son how you doing as a former gangster I might not have lived a completely moral life but I did some good things too like the time I excuse me Jimmy you can't park here oh get that thing out of my face what's with you anyway I was getting used to seeing you without a billy club in your pants now the old attention Hogs back what gives allow me to [Music] explain let me tell you something of myself without a doubt the best cop around who likes to let it all hang out when my bosses said I had to put on underwear I tried to take it off but they said oh don't you dare wasn't very long before it wound up in the courts the judge said no man you don't have to wear those shorts so I won the case because there are no precedence for a servant of the crown to put on his underpants forget about it forget about forget about it hey forget about Underpants let me get this straight you sued for the right not to wear a banana hammock I need to be free Jimmy the justice system is broken I think it's just fine heck mol if you didn't want to wear any clothes at all I'd have no problem with it you know what bugs me that's not how the song goes forget about it forget about it oh forget about it pop why'd you drag me out here I despise hunting you got to toughen up kid no more C over dead mice that you stopped on in the garage is that any reason that made me sit through a 3-hour mouse funeral oh that reminds me you're free now Mr Whiskers what the hell was that sorry fella my kid dropped his gun well be more careful you w b licker oh I said sorry what do you want a not and some flowers no I want you wank stains to bugger off somewhere else how about I wank stain all over your face no how about I buger you no how about I will punch you that's enough gentlemen no need to escalate Beyond Australian insults and Scottish machismo be on your way my Commonwealth compatriot Jimmy I need a word lucky your boyfriend stepped in no you're lucky my boyfriend stepped in oh sh Jimmy just stop Jimmy what did I tell you to do before embarking on this trip go pee PE before the long drive no the other thing a cursory search of the fish and wildlife database tells me you did not obtain a hunting license hold it right there Mak what does cursory mean as of now this hunting Excursion is officially over yay hear that Woodland creatures the nightmare is ended the forest is yours once again I guess making a man out of py is off the freaking table why didn't you go hunting cheich cuz staring down a rifle at one of God's majestic creatures ain't my idea of fun I like to get in close with a blade by the way nice spur Miss cookie was going to throw this outz you believe [Music] [Applause] it Maron that is the most gorgeous broad I ever seen and I once met Prince I don't know if she's your type what you think I'm prejudiced to something I'll bang any kind of broad no look she can't see which might help you I've dated a blind they're terrible drivers and they they never compliment your outfit only outfit I'm wearing for her a tube socks and a smile I'm choking oh poor boy did someone leave you all alone at the mall I think someone wants a tummy rub let's scram before his little lipstick pops out and there it is who the hell asked you to come up here and be my babysitter all you had to do was go online fill out an sk16 294 application wait the 7-Day processing period go to your local service es sketchu and kiosk pay the $30 fee cash only and pick up a hunting license but did you no and nothing could be simpler uh mol what are you doing filling trees here is against the law must you do something Reckless every time I turn my back no sometimes when you turn your back I hang signs on it oh very funny Jimmy stop that it's off okay hey they have a wild animal in there that's not right I got a license for it you tit a live animal removal permit see Jimmy this is how you follow the rules you must have some serious connection in government what are you doing don't worry gentle friend you can run free now I don't know what came over me I was so terrified I hope I didn't hurt any what have I done oh thank thank god oh on the bright side you're a man now son what's this about you ditching the girls to pick up some blind broad I didn't pick her up she adopted me what the hell is that it's my harness cook I'm a cni helper you mean dog if you want to put a label on it I know being a dog is a hell of a step up for you but you got to tell this woman the truth and break the bond of trust between us I'll never get her in a sack she's blind but she's not GNA screw a dog no but maybe she'll make love to one now excuse me I got to go get a flea collar those work on crabs right that was some good shooting son I'm going to be sick again I puked after my first mass murder too it gets easier I'm so ashamed hunting is nothing more than recreational murder pety God put animals on Earth for us to hunt eat and throw peanuts at when we go to the zoo no they're thinking feeling sensient creatures just like you and me well me I agree with the [Music] boy I think it's empty sir why do people keep running away from me maybe cuz you hitch rides without asking or cuz you're 8 ft tall and smell like a biker armpit I think that smell is all you oh sorry I don't know what your game is you son of a [ __ ] but you stay away from my girl [Music] boy you're a hungry fella this is the best thing I ever crammed down my food hole stop sorry about trying to shoot you it's okay people shoot at us all the time we think of it is a game that you can die from but I forgive you this guy he's so forgiven like a big hairy Jesus unlike Jesus this guy isn't imaginary why are you in the Prairies I don't know one minute I'm enjoying a nice mushroom snack in the forest next thing you know I wake up in a farmer's field next to a very happyl looking Pig and for some reason my penis was really sore plus those Hunters have been chasing me since BC you've been around since before Christ settle an argument Jesus was real wasn't he and white yeah and from British Colombia those Hunters want to take me to a place where millionaires can hunt me for sport I don't know what millionaires are but they sound like dicks I know how you feel I was hunted once too till he ran crying to the feds and wound up here what's a Fed Jimmy you're about to meet one Jimmy I feel terrible about my tie raid so sweet button comings hey amount sometimes they chase me in helicopters Jimmy a word how do you manage it Jimmy how manage what to consistently put your own well-being in danger there is a Bonafide mythical creature cramming lasagna into his food hole at your dining room table so he's not dangerous he's a sweetheart it's people like you who give big feet a bed name the term Bigfoot is it's actually kind of racist yeah just saying what's next is the Loch Ness monster going to emerge from your toilet for a tea party will a flying saucer land in your backyard piloted by Jimmy haa haa ain't not no Flying Saucer I'll tell you that much that creature is a veritable magnet for the world's press if word gets out about him every reporter on the planet will show up outside your door ooh that ain't good exactly so until I figure out what to do keep that beast in the house is that clear crystal Genie you're grounded no all right the Bigfoot [ __ ] Canada where a Sasquatch Jimmy really what's this about me being [ __ ] grounded here's some RI big fell I'm going to take a bath hey get on out of here you're a bad bad boy don't make me get a rolled up newspaper oh no did I get you with the door come here baby don't worry we'll take you to the vet and get you checked out and maybe Ned why can't I go outside father son's awake mother Moon's asleep and brother Sasquatch needs to drop a coil it's dangerous out there besides you've seen The Great Outdoors when had experienced The Great Indoors that's not a thing silly you made that up what are you talking about you got TV the internet video games is that all humans do sit around looking at screens no they also masturbate to those screens and ordering food some folks live rich and fulfilling lives and never leave the house like who Americans greatest people on earth and the heaviest here's the remote I'll get your bowl of chips Sal vinegar or ketchup damn it one episode of Breaking bed and he done never left that chair [Music] my [Music] [Music] [Music] hi Jimmy get a load of the leg room in this thing what are you doing you're supposed to be at home I can't sit around all day TV is boring video games are confusing and the internet keeps trying to sell me boner pills and between you and me I'm also kind of terrified of the vacuum cleaner look back where you came from what would the other bigfoots do if you let humans know you exist oh their Vengeance would be Swift and merciless they'd take away my berries we're gentle creatures at heart okay I'm in a situation where if people found out about me they let me keep my berries but they' probably remove my nuts and then feed them to me that's confusing I need you to blend if people come looking for you they might find me and then I'm choking on a mouth full of my own nuts I don't get it oh you mean balls Bingo let's go home okay I'll drive ah the same thing kept happening in Grand Theft [Music] Auto it's hot on my knees my hands are getting callous but the real problem is I'm carrying a lot of tension in my shoulders oh and if you let on that I'm not a dog I'll break your legs I'm trying to nail this broad so can you give me something for my shoulders how's my boy doing he's just fine ma'am in fact if it was me I'd have sex with this animal of course that's just me there's reports of a hairy man stalking the city and a 600% rise in dog disappearances I'm doing my best but the guy don't listen remind you of someone yeah he's almost as bad as Che I checked the protocols for animal handling and couldn't find anything related to cryptmas ganus leave your Wang out of this I'm talking about your furry friend leave my wang out of this Focus Jimmy we are simply going to have to drive Sasquatch back to his home hopefully my animal trailer requisition goes through I lied on the form I circled other where it asks what type of animal that's not really a lie but it's not specific Jimmy that's tantamount to lying [Music] what the hell are you doing here I was going to apply for a job what better way to blend in than by becoming a faceless office drone I did up a resume and everything nice font but that outfit ain't going to fool Anyway come on I'll buy a lunch but I brought mine look at her she's so beautiful maybe we got a shot not as dog and owner but as man and smoking hot chick I got to end this before it gets weird finished boy I'm sorry pal but mul sending you back to Columbus britanica ah this isn't fair I'm just starting to live like a real human person no outside food here try this it makes life's disappointments a little easier to take it also leads to cookie getting pregnant wow that waitress just got really attractive I love you Jimmy you're my best friend that's the beer talking I think those two jerks in the bar ought to fight me why' you say about my mother oh take it easy what's that hairy guy pointing at huh screw you fella nobody understands me [Music] I'll screw it Toby get up the city's going as [ __ ] and you're just lying around he went on a rampage from one beer lucky you didn't order a picture you'd be dead right now it's not funny cook I'm worried about the guy what if he gets shot by the cops only to escape at the last second save a little girl from a fire and die as everyone Mourns his essential Humanity what the hell are you talking about this is what happens with monsters don't you watch old movies I got to find them before he gets killed or grabs a blonde and climbs a building [Music] evening ma'am my name is chich mcdy I mean McDougall have we met I feel like I know your voice you know my bark you know my whimper and now you're about to know my truth please don't ask if I Found Jesus I can't even find my shoes I got a level with you I've been a real heal when I was healing at your command but I can't live a lie no more my knees are killing me and the collar chafes tummy rubs are good and the food H forget about it anyway long story short I've been pretending to be your dog boy you kept this up way longer than I thought you would pardon me of course I know you're not a dog I'm blind not stupid how many dogs have a zipper and Pockets with keys in them slow down I'm still figuring out zipper dogs and you talk in your sleep Che but thank you I haven't had this much fun in years that's great I'm a fun guy as well as a dog I was thinking maybe you and me could I guess this is a bad time to admit I've been stealing your panties I'm calling the police it's out of our hands Jimmy Animal Control will take care of that drunk and disorderly hairball that's what I'm afraid of he's going to wind up dead or in a lab or dead in a lab with a pervy scientist proding his butthole you don't know what science does do you help me find them then I'll drive them back to DC DC [ __ ] metric system you know what I mean come on if it was me you'd do the same thing sure You' lect at me the whole time but you'd still do it damn it Jimmy all right but how can we find a creature who's eluded detection for hundreds of years pop mol what is it boy the Australians nav Sasquatch outside our house I ran out to help them but they drove off I tried to chase them on my bike but I ran over a cat wait those Australians had a b642 d180 animal removal permit of course I have no idea what that means it allows for Air transport of live animals my obsessive knowledge of protocol and procedure pays off once again to the airport what to do technically they're not breaking the law but aren't they breaking a moral law is it my responsibility as a servant of the crown to enforce moral laws no but as a human being you have an ethical imperative but are ethics not bound by a set of subjective values there's nothing subjective about the rights of a sensient being back me up pop oh no mother once she's dead we'll feed him to the YY why wait till he's dead for animal rights every how do I stop how do I stop oh my God please stop please stop please stop Che them guys jump me outside our house I thought the blind chick said up the man they call Ravine if cheich is here then where the devil is Sasquatch come on lady which one pretended to be your dog well let me see all right I can't you dumb [ __ ] yo dog breath you made bail wow what an adventure I got drunk I got kidnapped and I had sexual relations with a pig that's an average weekend in Winnipeg I also learned that humans are terrible and my people should kill and eat them what nothing Well m I learned my lesson it warms my heart to hear you say that I hope from now on you'll try to meet me halfway not that I mean I went before we left this is a long drive I should have gone before we left hey y why is the floor wet it's nice he went back with a piece of our culture the Sasquatch population is doomed oh man we forgot to get a picture oh God [Music]

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Length: 66min 1sec (3961 seconds)

Published: Fri May 03 2024