Crash Canyon- Pilot- ENGLISH- HD

come on Wendell family it's vacation time and we're already almost through the first part of the schedule ah sorry I'm late I'm just dealing with an annoying telemarketer well that'll teach you to remind me of my library books are overdue thanks for renting me that airhorn jakey best five dollars I ever spent save it mom I don't care about customer satisfaction I'm all about the money like those gypsies that pinched our driveway and said it was paved Oh I ever see them again I'll choke them with their scarves choke them till her earrings pop out Roxie does know the girl we're waiting I don't want to go on vacation I want to go to Lindsay's pool party come on it'll be fun and I got us all matching travel mugs life's not so bad now is it and one for you Sheila Norman why is there an extra travel mug man that is some good gravy so excited you joined us fern and it wouldn't be a family trip without norms third cousin who grabbed my butt at Aunt Carol's funeral you got off easy compared aunt Carol a fine-looking woman in life and in death I have just the thing to change the subject a little AM radio oh yeah this party just got started the guidebook was right this sign museum is awesome Oh we'll be in the car a closed sign piece and they're open it's funny because it's not true honey the kids and I were talking about you behind your back when you were in the museum for the record I wanted to wait so I could say it to your face and so far the trip hasn't been well fun mom's being kind dad was I I didn't mean to be it's been boring tedious mind-numbing it sucks worse than school but at least I can skip that okay maybe it's been bit slow till now but wait till we get to the next rest stop it's got separate parking lots for cars and RVs but we've got both so which love will we pick call the Hardy Boys we've got a mystery on our hands Oh the family's drive to canoe ones down the Nick stops rate drop a little tear there's no escape less bad luck so similar crash Canyon screaming yelling have a spasm big no damage to the castle haha nice driving norm like some kind of minority and yes I'm talking about the one you're thinking of it's not all my fault you guys distracted me with your complaining and some blame has to go to gravity this isn't the first time I've clashed with it and lost oh my shirt oh my spleen so let's just agree it's everybody's fault and we all forgive each other now let's see where we are okay I don't know where we are but wherever it is we're together and we're alive I'd rather be a part in debt I don't have a cell signal holy crap my god no need to be frightened civilians private lippies ugly but harmless full disclosure I'm neither of those Colonel Colton Steele the monkey and I crash-landed here years ago after returning from space outer space the NASA one the one I've been to years ago and you're still here whatever here is you're in a canyon or earth crater as it will be referred to in my report it's four kilometres deep and impossible to get out of you're trapped trapped like traps like in a trap like back in a trapped yes yes yes an affirmative that's astronaut talk for yes I hate being trapped that's why I don't take elevators or let you off as witnesses in the house I want to leave now we all do however every escape possible has been attempted explored and failed at even tragically although quite comically a catapult we how many people are down here 25 a Martians doesn't hey I'm Sarah kind of late the canyon class president I usually organize a big party for anyone new while we wait for them to regain consciousness but you guys didn't give us any time shame on you sorry about that it's the air bags and I think there's an OP trap no problem he still managed to throw a little something together he's a local delicacy not always available but I got lucky the Gophers were easy to catch because they were sick it smells awesome sorry my first husband Hey but there were other problems learn from me never marry for smell I am Frieda that's my house and my restaurant hello a little service would be nice she lives in a coffee truck we all live in the cars trucks or spaceships we fell in with why am I telling you this when I could be showing and telling you come on you came here on a motor bicycle let's know about it if your eyes please and don't worry it's okay to column that now about use his name we've met yes Caroline committee we don't care carry your hexton you missed a spot do it all over again that's for having emotions the only ones who aren't down here are the Mandor belts it's beneath them literally they were moving that house to a different gated community when Epps kicked if they live here now right will do we don't live here we're going home right norm we're gonna try maybe we could walk in any direction you go you'll eventually hit a wall especially that way why can't we just call for help I forgot why was I even born I just became pro-choice well thanks for the tour really appreciate it grab yourself a nice cup of truck coffee oh one last thing a few years ago after that trailer dropped in for a visit mr. Mandor Bell made golf tees our currency so real money's no good down here money's no good but honey breathe it it's awesome it's legal tender so legal tender don't listen to her jakey she's a crazy person lives in a hole in the ground like Saddam Hussein and look what happened to him he's gone I want to punch a rainbow was a huge hit in the 80s until he he disappeared in a plane crash you know it's weird the same thing I've been doing me I know him oh oh how would you like to hear the song cuz my man fellow I could sing it for you uh yes ha ha please yes one two three four after the rain goes they come the rainbow they think they are so mellow I wanna buy them in the yellow a bunch of rainbow I want a bunch of rainbow let's go rainbow rainbow you're the new ones you did this that's not how a cat is supposed to work you broke our legs with this our license plate it has to come off when we fell in oh we're sorry but it's an event beyond our control like Pluto losing its status as a planet or maybe very fetch princess can't walk on excuses that is Beverly mother bell hundred and twenty pounds of snobbery and hairspray just like my third husband men with pompadours will always disappoint you I don't care who she is nobody talks to my family like that Sheila has a bit of a bad temper she wants bit a German Shepherd just for looking at the kids wrong this is just like present okay so we gonna show that woman we can't be pushed around kids Phillip pillow case with soda can so mommy can beat up our new neighbor no that's not what pillowcases or sodas are for there to hold pillows and quench thirst respectively even though we're in a canyon there are still rules against violence there are right oh not at all it's like paradise here try hitting her with this well I've had pretty good luck with it oh thank you you're very sweet I'll be sure to wash it before returning it that is a very considerate gesture Sheila wait don't do this violence never solves anything except Wars boxing matches peaceful protests hmm I just realized that it get us out of here yes I sure your idea is gonna get us out of this Canyon I mean you still haven't even figured out why those coffee makers you designed explode true but based on the lawsuits and police reports we did figure out that they only explode when the clock reads 12:00 as we say in the engineering game knowing when you have a problem is half the problem itself it's actually closer to 3/7 of the problem but I ran it up to make the saying snappier see I even fix things so when do we leave right now cuz that's good for me soon sweetie all I have is the plans I still need to build it okay kids your dad needs to work now so why don't you go watch some TV or listen to some maybe play a video ah you're on your own those EMTs just leave that ambulance a lot this'll teach him to trust people what time is it time for me to say shut up I'm finish this is it a stupid thing with some stupid things attached there Roxy just because something looks stupid that doesn't mean it can't accomplish things see burn an accomplished dying so how does it work honey it does work right and if so how well we start by flying the kite above that Ridge then using extension cords plugged into the canyon solar panels the drill anchors itself into the cliff above the ridge we all climb the course to the ridge free the kite and then do it again to get to another Ridge and then another and then freedom it's genius nice work dad you're thinking at a me level ah you really did it Normie you're the only nerd I could ever love now let's get out of this pit absolutely we take off at noon noon but that means waiting I don't wait I'm gonna go now I know honey but we need the noon Sun for maximum solar power and that also gives us time to go apologize to the man der Bilt's apologize don't you remember what that woman said if her words were a gun and her tone was both we'd be dead right now Sheila an apology is the right thing to do and you know it we broke her cat Oh fine but I hope I get attacked by wolves on the way so I can least punch something well then I hope so too we have been waiting half an hour I know because I've counted to ten 1800 times hello there who are you Ivana you're not well I can't argue with that logic thisis defended haha I see you've met Vaughan we also have an older son Royce isn't he gorgeous any woman's fantasy if I was ten years younger and not his mother hmm and a daughter pristine she's hideous but with enough cosmetic surgery we have hope she can lead a normal life you opened the door is it my birthday unattractiveness is a horrible curse you where you are so bravely Hey I feel the rage coming on um I better excuse myself now could you perhaps direct me to the ladies room if you must but don't take anything we're going to check I can't wait until noon I get out of here now and hitchhike I could still maybe May Clancy's pool party maybe I'd even get there when all the other girls hair is wet and mine looks great by comparison but that would mean abandoning my family ok I'll go but I'll leave a note dad nothing to write with they'll figure it out if you want I could help with the cat I'm an engineer part of the team that came up with the firm shut gate if one is swingy the highest honor the gate industry gives you guys don't read a lot of gate industry trade magazines do you no it couldn't be Seconal and text messages better things do happen to pretty people don't ever leave me again hi back don't worry I found nothing worth stealing huh it's true money can't hide taste way to go honey great self-control and interior decorating instincts okay this should do it our own couch find work I'm sure this will cover it no no no no no payment is necessary consider it an apology for earlier we really just want to get along in that case anything previous that happened we'll just blame it on Bjorn you disgusting Norwegian I got a gag that's my cousin he's a bit rude sometimes even worse he's still alive no matter let's consider the whole ordeal closed now you want to steal something go ahead but something small see your boy is at the pool party and he brought a friend oh but she's a girl but only his girlfriend not his girlfriend I think that went pretty well yeah it kinda makes me regret what I did when I pretended to use the bathroom huh what did you do two minutes to boom honey I'm starting to agree with what that therapist said you know right before you punched him you have anger problems whatever boys theory I had nice skin but which one it did not freak with the melted here I don't care what is someone talking about me my irid buddy vibrations are loosening this stupid ridge i have to turn the phone on okay so some boy thinks I have nice skin not exactly an invite to the prom I can wait till I get to the top to find out who of course I can totally she thinks she can escape she's crazy someone has to tell her parents before she kills herself it will be a lot easier than telling them after movie pom pom you're blocking my view where'd you get all this stuff darlin in annex thanks thanks max out for up down my Yap wait I have to know the boy who said it was okay I think I figured it out if I pull the red wire we're safe if I pull the blue wire is that our kite and our daughter we don't die from this we are going to have a hot young lady my phone it's safe 12:01 that means the winner of our failure pool is Sarah ah you're a winner too I'm gonna throw you a nice try party just is your fault what you did was selfish and consider it totally in character do you hear something well I guess our vacations gonna last a little longer than we thought perfect and we've already made a good impression on the neighbors this place sucks super sucks hey Tyra chicken so how bad could it really be you

Channel: SiNeR EiNZzz

Views: 332,375

Keywords: Episode, Season, Season Episode, Crash, Pilot, Full, Canyon, ENGLISH, HD, Wendells

Id: Q2HP61aCISs

Length: 21min 29sec (1289 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 02 2013