Cookie is a Mob Wife | Fugget About It | Adult Cartoon | Full Episode | TV Show

how you doing I'm Jimmy McDougall but I used to be Jimmy Falcone a respected New York businessman in the gangster and gangster related Industries then I whacked my boss and ratted out everyone I knew to save my uncle's life now right now the mob is not as glamorous as you think before the trial they stick you in a federal safe house on an army base so no one can get to you but that doesn't mean they don't try Jimmy you killed the dawn a simple apology ain't gonna cut it hey I offered to do the eulogy I wasn't the one who said that's in bad taste it was the family conciliary he's coming to see me could only mean danger but it was still nice to have a visitor you know Jimmy back in the Roman Empire and in Godfather too when somebody messed up the way you just did they were given away to provide for their wife and kids for the rest of their lives all he had to do was killed themselves before the trial Over My Dead Body you son of a [ __ ] said with all respect you're a man your position look Jimmy I've always liked you in fact I went to the mat for you to help your family help me help you wow when does the guy who doesn't like me get here listen it'll be very embarrassing for me to go back and say you won't honor this request if you don't do this I will dedicate my life to hunting you down you and your family will never know a moment's piece the rest of your days how about the knights can we get the nights off it was the hottest decision I ever had to make all right I'll do it pass it over turns out it was an easier decision than I thought so here I am with my wife and kids alive and well in vagina Regina Saskatchewan but if you don't think that's pretty much the same as being dead forget about it let me tell you something about a friend of Arsen name Jimmy I made the wise guy and a couple with a gun beanie but when we found out that they'd be whacking Uncle teach they take the bus he threw him from the 19th Floor sweep it wasn't much alone filled them up once and then so Jimmy had no choice about to talk at the wall the beds the fans will say they help them they could use him as a pun so he rented out his friends and moved through Saskatchewan forget about it forget about it oh forget about it Jimmy Falcone has done it he has won the Masters he wears the green jacket he wishes it was a blue jacket to offset his eyes but whatever let's hear from the champion I knew that if there was a day with without snow that I could win this I did it for my wife cookie cookie breakfast is ready what's your problem the Sun's shining temperatures above zero you know that ain't gonna last I'm off to the food court at the mall to hang out but naughty you are not going out dressed like that young lady there's a reason they call you privates private fine God I'll be at the science center they have a new exhibit on nanotubes Petey what did I tell you about hanging around those kinds of places don't ask don't tell I'll be home in time for dinner I'm not making dinner and don't be late you okay cook like you care all right Jimmy I had dusted off the clubs I've been working on my swing get a load of this who's handicapped now you son of a [ __ ] save it for the course Cheech tea times in 20 and no way I'm gonna be late oh sure go have your fun I'll just stay here and do what I did yesterday and the day before and the day before that nothing all right well try to find some time for yourself don't you get it I'm bored out of my mind I can't talk to my friends my sister there's no good shopping I'm going crazy here well you gotta do something find a hobby like I got golf or get a job one of those will shut you up but what am I supposed to do I ain't work since we got married what about back when we was kids that summer in Atlantic City you had a job then and you were very respected in the community you mean a fortune tell his assistant yeah working for Madame scam you oh I love that job that cute little kiosk on the boardwalk all those scarves you got to wear talking European not having to shave those were good times so why don't we open your own shop here in vagina oh I couldn't I don't have the gift Madam scam ya she had the gift she could see things years into the future she was a special special lady with a god-given talent take it I could do that then it's settled we'll dip into the nest egg find you a nice place and get you all set up but first I ain't missing this gorgeous weather come on Cheech let's hit the links foreign you know what baby your needs come first okay Teresa you're a reception you distract the clients Gina you picked their pockets and get their info Cheech is on sound Jimmy your lights and smoke machine all right let's do a practice run Teresa you'll be the customer hello I'm the customer I would like to know my fortune Madame cookie will tell you what she sees please sit testing testing I am the ghost of the dead person that you know not yet Cheech just the mood music to start and don't say testing down a notch on the smoke machine Jimmy [Music] her name is Teresa McDougall your name is Teresa McDougall she lives at 1234 Jim Carrey Lane you live at one two three four Jim Carrey Lane she is 25 years of age you're 25 what 25 oh Gina you weren't supposed to pick my fake ID mom's gonna kill me now no I'm not I can appreciate a good fake ID I went to my first bar when I was seven okay everyone clients will be coming soon Teresa show a little more cleavage Jimmy thank you so much for this I'm so happy I feel like I was born to do this hey my money's gone Gina you stole my money ma told me to no sweetie you misunderstood get their information not their money we're running a legitimate scam here can you believe it I thought she was totally gonna read me out about my fake IDs yeah and I thought she was gonna make me give you back your money I know right wait oh girls where are my magical assistants just look at it Cheech I ain't seen cookie this happy since that summer she was on Prozac I know what you're up to gentlemen and I shantelow it the good citizens of Saskatchewan deserve better than to be taken in by your flim flame confidence games hey this is a legitimate business why you don't believe in the Supernatural you want to know what I believe Jimmy I'll tell you what I believe I believe in a Canada True North strong and free Universal Health Care the metric system the letter Z that Saturday night was made for hockey I believe Keanu Reeves is highly underrated I believe if I were a woman and I didn't have the ability to wrap my legs around my neck I would never take my boyfriend to see Cirque du Soleil I believe in football with three Downs two fours of beer and maple syrup and I believe that Rush is the single greatest band of all time uh so we can stay open I believe we're about to find out you can try to distract me all you want Teresa but until you reach legal age I see only your face nice eyes bet me bad you would better not be trying to pick my pocket young Gina when I grow up I wanna be a mountain just like you you and 30 million other Canadians oh special agent McCool my very first customer you look so dapper today oh that doesn't make you psychic cookie it only makes you observant no you look good enough to eat I'd love to put you on a cracker or a cookie take it easy a big idiot I'm just buttering up the customer let's cut to the chase cookie [Music] stop that we'll have none of that cheesy light and sound show here thank you all right Madam cookie it's just you and me now dazzle me I see I see red your favorite color is red I I I see leaves uh oak leaves green leaves a maple leaf you're very patriotic just as I thought you're a fake a phony a fraud you'll leave me no choice but to shut you down no no no I can do this uh you're having lunch the menu is in a foreign language you don't understand the milk in your tea is sour ah baby cries oh wait it drops a tray there's a mouse tail in your soup ah homely woman in a Blue Dress asked you for change that's so General it can apply to anyone [Music] hmm not the standard Mandarin dialect that I studied in college the milk for your tea is sour oh I'm sure it's just a coincidence baby cries Rita drops a tray a mouse tail in My Soup impossible you gotta change for a five [Music] I can't wait to tell cookie how he's not that fed yeah how stupid did he look if only she could have been there she loves a good short con more than anyone Jimmy you won't believe it McCool told me all my predictions came true I have the gift I actually have the gift just like Madame scam ya she always said I would but I never thought I did but I do I have the gift why you think you have the gift word's already spreading I'm booked solid for a week this is terrible what are you talking about she has the gift no she doesn't she just thinks she does because of what we did now we gotta keep making the predictions come true geez Jimmy that's gonna take up a lot of time I know but look how happy she is I'm getting something Pluto will be a planet again okay Jimmy let's get to work so if we all just keep making her think she has to give everything will be beautiful but that's deceitful a white lie is still a lie don't you get it when your mother's happy we all get to be happy so we gotta do whatever it takes to keep it this way no kidding I swore this morning she didn't say a thing hey cook tell us about work what kind of predictions did you make and to whom specifically oh I can't say psychic client confidentiality and all that oh what the hell I told Mrs Campbell she'd find ten dollars inside a new sofa I told Mr Peterson he'd have a scooter accident I told Mr Chan his son will set a new record at his hockey game I told old lady Johnson she'll get pregnant I got this one Jimmy nothing like a nice relaxing game of golf after a long day of bullshitting your wife how'd you get all this time off work anyway I found a sub okay legs shoulder width apart slight Bend at the knees you know Cheech it's funny they took away my identity they took away my livelihood they took away everything that made me me but the one thing they couldn't take was this game and my love for it [ __ ] sucking you're right Jimmy this is relaxing you'll win a raffle you'll be attacked by a goose you'll break your leg in a freak fondue accident you never ride a tandem bicycle come on people give me a challenge here it's really good wanna come over for some fondue sure we'll take my bike it's Built for Two I appreciate your seeing me on such short notice Madam cookie I was hoping you could help me solve a case I never thought I'd say these words but I can't do it really because I picked you doing it all the time it seems there's been a rash of convenience store robberies and I have yet to be able to gain a description of a suspect the only lead I have is this handkerchief give me a hand foreign we don't have time for this ever but anything you could tell me would be greatly appreciated of course let's begin yes yes I see someone I a man a middle-aged man white slight build dark eyes dark short hair and a mustache Madam cookie has spoken thank you madam cookie you've been a great help all right boys we're looking for Hitler for Canada and mountains oh no ah ah okay now you do me get a load of this zero chance of snow Zero from the Doppler 5000 no less and I read it on the internet so you know it's true let's go I don't know Jimmy I'm looking at my itinerary I got Wheel of Fortune at 10 Andy of Mayberry at 10 30 is scratching my nuts at 11. no we gotta go now it could snow any second but the Doppler said it won't I can't take the chance if I don't get some golf in soon I'm gonna go crazy all I do anymore is run around town making my wife think she's a psychic I need this good news Jimmy I scratched my nuts while you were choking me I'm good to go hold it nobody move I had a dream not like peties I hope oh English oh math oh science oh oh in the dream we were at a carnival and the Grim Reaper shot at us seven times it means seven attempts will be made on one of our Lives if anyone leaves this house today they'll be immortal Danger come on cook dreams don't mean nothing I had a dream once at the toilet turned into a dragon I still sit on a John every morning Ma I can't stay home all day me either I got a thing and a thing I can't say more mother dreams are simply manifestations of our unconscious desires Freud says that our conscious mind keeps our Primal subconscious wants and needs suppressed dreams merely represent the repressed urges released when we sleep Floyd also said you want to do your mom do you want to do your mom Petey is that what you want do you want to do your mom uh there's no good answer so shut up this ain't any that science mumbo jumbo this is fat I got the gift I had the dream and you don't mess with the spirits so no one sets foot outside this house today Madam cookie has spoken I had a dream about me you and your sister we never did that one [Music] people's locked up in here it's the original abuse we got stuff to do look we all agreed to do this to make your mother happy sure for a day or two but I don't want to make my mother happy for any longer than that come on it'll break her heart to find out she's not a real psychic at this point but you don't understand I'm supposed to meet the cutest guy at the library where we will read our brains out and I'm supposed to go to the Regina Comic-Con with Billy Allison it's the first year they'll have two people and I gotta do this thing that kid's not gonna break his own legs oh you think I like this any more than you I wanted to golf today but if I can sacrifice what I want you can't do all right I said all right yes fine good I'm going back to bed like I'm Gonna Miss golf because of some stupid drink careful Jimmy you could have killed yourself on that thing what are you waiting for Jimmy just Savor in the moment Cheech just savoring okay leg shoulder width apart slight Bend at the knees check the back swing and you okay you want to take a break no I'll play through just take the penalty no I can make this you want to break now I'll play through the playthrough [Applause] I'll play through I'm playing through hey look at that a little Australian boy sorry mate I need yeah yeah I'm starting to think Cookie's dream may have been about you I'm playing through God damn it okay leg shoulder width apart slightly under the knees check the backswing and so worth it [Music] and where do you think you're going young lady out I don't think so are you trying to get yourself killed did you not hear a word I said earlier I know the dream I'll die blah blah blah but Mom I have to go he's so cute and he's a goalie we met when I was fixing the hockey game he's really good with his hands what we just kissed I swear okay he may have touched my boobs a little okay a lot what's third base called in hockey you've fixed the hockey game I had to Daddy said we had to make your predictions come true oh my God I wasn't supposed to say that oh well the cat's out of the bag bye Petey is this true I am not gonna lie to you mother it is you fixed my predictions every single one of them not me it was dad's thing I didn't want any part of it a Lie Is A Lie Is A Lie are you trying to tell me that your father was sneaking around all over town this entire time making every one of my predictions come true why would a person do that believe it or not he thought it would make you happy well you know what it did I never been so happy in my whole life and what's wrong with you that you wouldn't what you're too good to lie to your mother ah get out of here I can't stand a look at you and you better think long and hard about your morals mister I can't believe that big paluka went to all that trouble just for me that lying conniving manipulative Saga I Married An Angel Jimmy sweetie I'm coming to talk to you I know what you did Jimmy I've been here the whole time I swear I know you fixed my predictions what are you talking about you went behind my back you deceived me you made our children to see me you play me for a fool it's the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me you [ __ ] kidding me on the outside you may be tough gangster Jimmy Falcone but underneath all that Macho and beef and provolone you're just a big old teddy bear and I don't need that gift to tell me that so I'm gonna close the shop after thinking I had the gift I could never go back to faking it again but cookie that's the thing it turns out you do have a gift that's sweet but you can stop now no I'm serious you have the gift for real stop it Jimmy it's over I ain't lying every single one of your predictions came true sure we rigged a bunch of them but they still came true they all came true give it a rest will ya you tried to con me it was sweet but you're pushing it I'm not an idiot cookie I'm telling you now you're just pissing me off one more word and I will cut you you Guinea bastard well look at that they made Pluto a planet again how you doing you know me as a cut carry an ex-couple from the New York Mob Let the record show I'm also a hopeless romantic I met my wife the same way as a lot of people at work see Bobby Peltz was behind on his protection money so we went over there to discuss payment options I never let emotions get in the way of my job until that night she was the classiest fraud I ever laid ice on the face of an Angel and I kill a bot figure release from that moment I was head over here I quoted her through the arraignment trial and sentence and on visiting day she agreed to be my wife yes yes now that we're in chilly vagina we still know how to keep it hot wait a sec how to sneak the engagement ring into prison he stuck it up as Wazoo oh what it was romantic and Kinda hot the ring I mean on account of it haven't been crammed so far up yeah cook forget about it let me tell you something about a friend of us named Jimmy I made the wise guy and the couple with a gambini but when we found out that they'd be whacking on footage they take the bus he threw him from the 19th Floor sweep it wasn't much along till the mother wants him dead so Jimmy had no choice about to talk at the wild the feds the fans would say they helped that they could use him as a pawn so he ranted out his friends and moved to Saskatchewan forget about it forget about forget about it [Music] oh remember our wedding day you look so handsome strangling the DJ happiest day of my life what about when we had the kids that's the day happiness died thank God we sent him to when we send them summer camp you know to get in touch with nature and crap I'd like to get in touch with your nature if you know what I mean what the hell is this you keep an album and you stinking gumas with a family photos cookie I can explain actually I got no idea how this guy oh you guys found my memory Journal yeah those were the days huh Jimmy remember them two broads twins Jimmy double your fun and their Suki blows good I still don't think that was a real name Jimmy I know floozies on the side were part of the old life but I don't need them shoved in my face and here's Patty pontoons boy did she ever have big feet good night Jimmy oh oh you made her quiet angry the kind where you think she forgot and then bam you're nuts are in a vice baby wait these memories ain't even mine I don't know what you did Jimmy but uh think next time okay I'm confused where's the spot this crummy freaking Resort there is no Spa at summer camp counselor McDougall counselor but I've been to law school I object okay to review our whistle signals means rabid cougar means escaped Maniac with a chainsaw now who's ready for a hike through cougar Canyon to the abandoned mental hospital die could you kids take off your boots so my ride's not so bumpy all right time for some real fun you hungry how about a shish kebab y you missed no I didn't the raccoon's kids were in there Nice Shot name is Carmine Gina what's a wise guy like you doing out here in the weeds two months for pissing off at juvie judge back home I guess you can't escape from the Wilderness you're telling me this place blows so let's mug someone screw that let's mug everyone [Music] good after screwing up my weekend you should move out no I booked you and cookie a romantic getaway spared no expense got you lots of points on your credit card for which you are welcome that's not gonna work she's so mad she's selling a wedding dress on eBay look I've been married six times I know women take her to this place in the country make her feel special she'll melt like butter hey remember butter picaro nothing melted in her mouth huh cook I'm sorry let me make it right and take you away for the weekend why don't you take one of your bimbos maybe but a picaro's available oh but I was always available Jimmy knows what I'm talking about oh shut up Cheech [Music] look I just I don't know how you idiots forgot that means Hornet's Nest surrounded by poison ivy I said it's a loony for number one and a deuce for a deuce or five bucks for both yo Carmine give me a sec I gotta go make fun of my brother hmm you can come to summer camp and catch the leprosy Gina what's that boy's name what are you a cop it's my mind oh I think that's Carmine gambini as in his father was Dawn gambini as in dad killed him gambini and that's why we're in Witness Protection from the rusty Fountain cause that's two bucks I'm telling you that's him we were at his christening I christend Carmine come on just cause he's from New York and his pop worked in sanitation and fell from the 19th Floor window oh my God how did I not see this you have to stay away from him what if you let it slip that pop killed his father I don't let things slip what am I a Cheech you can't go near Carmine okay stay away from him he's trouble Carmine equals trouble Petey if you're on your period be careful there's Bears out here foreign dress code in effect enjoy your stay hear that a dress code only the best for my cookie don't pin your hopes on any Undress Code when we get upstairs you were informed of the dress code were you not sir of course I was what are you blind you believe this prick I guess he just knows a sleep bag when he sees one Jimmy can we stop let's not mess this up by being mad about the past let's just enjoy tonight what do you say baby [Music] oh you said mother [ __ ] I am amazed at the size of your freaking balls thank you to bring me to a swingers pot I had no idea I swear come on we're getting out of here oh no we're not you want to swing you got it I'm gonna powder my nose try not to get anyone pregnant and order me the tube steak which residents hey Jimmy how's the weekend how the hell did you find this pervert parade and in a magazine where else uh couples only like YouTube what else loving environment again tailor-made for you crazy kids okay did you read the top of the end uh yeah mid-summer bang a Palooza so you two all made up hello [Music] the other counselors are gonna feel pretty stupid at their makeout party when they realize they forgot this Duty I'm so lonely oh hey camper I heard you're talking about me to Gina oh wanna hear a joke knock knock who's there Orange orange who aren't you lucky this ain't a bag full of hammers oh I'm sorry I'm sorry about your dad [Music] what about my dad you know how my dad killed your dad that's why you're beating me right no I'm beating you because you told your sister not to hang out with me so this isn't about your father well it is now [Music] whip up some snacks for the makeout party oh is that pee some of it is [Music] um your lack of nudity is making the other patrons uncomfortable well we wouldn't want that would we I can be just as adventurous as your little New York skanks I'm going to the s m Grotto to spank me an accountant that's it I'm calling McCool special agent Street McCall McCool please tell me you're here to watch us huh holy if that's what you're into oh God don't come over well I was nervous my first time here as well you can always use the safe word kumquat last year it was harder which we really should have thought through isn't it stuff illegal cause it ought to be not at all swinging is perfectly legal consensual and quite frankly beautiful beautiful there's a skid mark on this chair Don't Panic Jimmy you're free to walk out at any time though I recommend staying for a random mouthfeel the erotic hypnotist oh the things he makes people do there's cookie I'll go say hello [Music] let me get this straight your thought taking me to the Royal pork Hotel would make up for that photographic walk down mammary Lane there's nothing to make up for that was the old life well the old life was at two time in scumbag you know I never heard you complain about it when you were sitting pretty in Brooklyn with a big house fancy cars and piles of money how video [Music] well looky here you folks done blew yourself a foursome there's a whole lot of that going around tonight hop on in we'll run you to the gas station so you can introduce us to cousin Leatherface forget it we'll stroll back to the hotel for some kinky karaoke [Music] ow pick my finger you told him what is with the men in this family you're all a bunch of Natural Born stool pigeons he beat it out of me then he got angry quiet angry the most dangerous angry of all you think they forgot then bam it's sunny at the toll booth what's nice weather at a toll booth got to do with anger you never saw the Godfather did you no it's one of the many things I'll never get to do after Carmine rats us out to the Mob I'm too young to die I'll never know true love or learn Advance Klingon you know there's a connection there leave this to me we'll have an old-fashioned sit down oh thank God it's for squealing and that's for never seeing The Godfather [Music] hey this ain't no gas station look now it is what the hell is going on here well chubby man and red lady these here are my brother cousin father Sons so it's a Deliverance reunion cookie in these situations scattergun's Trump wisecracks let me handle this what do you want cash credit cards our skin to make a suit we're from a tat-knit community in the black prairies of Northern Saskatchewan and y'all got something we need you ain't getting nothing from me Hills Have Eyes yeah you stay away from my wife I'll go bang a [ __ ] I'm still mad at you oh shucks ma'am I don't know what you're thinking but we don't want nothing from you we want your brother he's my husband well excuse excuse Mrs high for lutein a little blood disorder my head's a regular shape whooping shut up will ya yeah boys he's sure we mean business easy Mick you're too excited well Feller you can either help us out or you can eat a buckshot salad I never thought I'd say these words to a gang of horny Hillbillies but please be gentle hang on hang on you idiots drove all the way from the black prairies to get it on with this sack of crap hey what no ma'am you see as of late we noticed something real wrong with our youngins we reckon there's been too many cousins and siblings and whatnot making babies their bottom line is our chitlins ain't right yikes stands to reason we need a new swimmer in the old gene pool I don't think you hoot nannies understand how this works I can't park no babies we know we ain't stupid ours is a matriarchal society and the women folk demand to be babyfied forth with now the standards of beauty in the black prairies my it might not be what y'all are used to I love it after years a hot stripper body bimbos you're gonna have to bump uglies with a bunch of Barnyard fuglies huh all right ladies he's ready come on [Music] close your [ __ ] mouth Jimmy having a sit down in a boat was a good idea because you're not allowed to stand safety first so you know who we are and you know what I gotta do and you know what I gotta do about what you gotta do and you know what I gotta do about what you gotta do about what I gotta oh Jesus sit Downs are boring what a fight I thought you'd never ask Ed I better intervene and call an adult [Laughter] he's more chicken than I am three full whistles and two semis means stop fighting come on you guys [Music] I know they ain't pretty just close your eyes and think of something sexy like a sibling or barnyard animal it'll all be over before you can say webbed feet find yourself another stud toothless ah Jimmy you're gonna get us both I'm giving you permission for the record ma'am will only hurt him you will integrate into our community come on you've done it a thousand times with cheating your crew wait you know what I mean sorry ain't happening oh I see Big stummer Jimmy's gotta prove a point you're gonna feel real Superior when they turn your skeleton into a side table now now ladies be patient we've been now maneuvered in this round of the chess game of reproduction so you gonna let us go no ma'am we're gonna have to resort to science bring in the doodad foreign I like you but I can't trust you not to rat us out wait do you like like me shut up why would I rat you out I hate the mob yeah right and I'm gonna be prom queen I mean it when your pop killed my old man the mob left us high and dry that's the mob for you wait a minute what am I doing he's six years old I can totally take him Gina hang out bad idea terrible idea hmm [Music] oh look the mob screwed me I'd never help those jerks but but I gotta avenge my old man I know but you're not touching my old man he's like a phone but he's all right fine but somebody's Gotta Die not Petey too easy that would just make me sad how Uncle technically he's the reason for all of this you don't got a problem with me coming after Cheech nah but I'm not gonna hand him to you on a platter you gotta earn it of course there's no free lunch if you can find out where the feds put us be my guest is it worth all that trouble it is if I get to see you again hey keep it down we got people trying to make out in here okay I'm just gonna come right out and ask what the hell is making out exactly don't look at me I don't know what those [ __ ] animals do in there [Music] this year's the suck nozzle the clothes painful but essential where the hell did you get that thing anyway eBay I'm also been on a nice wedding dress from Jimmy H ball 69. Jimmy don't put yourself through this just nail those frauds will ya do it for me no cook I never cheated on you and I ain't about to start now if it means my first rule gets chewed up by that thing so be it for Christ's sake cut the ACT it's no act Ola broad's back home with the show part of my job is careful I take them to dinner and drop them off after no message really since the day we met cook it's only been you oh Jimmy all right let's do this what I got a better idea step right in ladies and don't forget to sign up for kinky karaoke sorry Gentlemen The Swinging Community has a strict no unaccompanied men policy oh I wanted to see the sex restaurant [ __ ] Canada a country so freaky our national animal is the beaver we still got a room here wanna hit the sheets nah let's steal a car and go home I hate the [ __ ] country how you doing I'm Jimmy Falco former good fella currently freezing his ass off in Canada back in the old life I never saw snow and I don't mean drugs I delegated that to big blow belucci I'm talking real snow Jimmy complained about the cold I want you guys to make it summer around here calling for a huge snowstorm not that I'm complaining it worked from now on it's going to be summer all the time except Christmas I like a white Christmas but whoa capiche I love New York in November I look dolphin palm trees in New York if global warming means the end of the world so be hey Rocco that counts as a break now I live in Regina where global warming ain't hit yet it snows all the freaking time here I mean it never stops don't worry Jimmy I got your back what the hell you doing there's too many snowflakes I can't get them all come I went down fight if you think I can even remember what summer feels like forget about it let me tell you something about a friend of ours named Jimmy I made the wise guy and the copper with a gambini but when we found out that they'd be whacking Uncle teach they take the bus he threw him from the 19th Floor sweep it wasn't much along till the marble once in dead so Jimmy had no choice about to talk at the wall the beds the fans will say they helped if they could use him as a pawn so he read without his friends and moved through Saskatchewan forget about it forget about it oh forget about it [Music] you two time in son of a [ __ ] what's her name I don't know what you're talking about hey oh you've been working out say hello to the devil when you meet him yet two time in grease ball I just took the last soda Jimmy cookie for God's sake the entire neighborhood can hear this hullabaloo Jimmy's cheating on me McCool let me shoot him cookie I surveilled Jimmy regularly and I can assure you he's doing nothing of A Sort though he did glance at a copy of jug Glover's quarterly at the gas station Shame Shame the feds won't forward my subscription don't you see cookies busy with the kids you're busy with your job when's the last time you two spent some quality time together there's drunk angry sex at 3am count as quality it barely even counts as sex eat my words quality time is the key to a happy marriage this from a bachelor whose best friend is a [ __ ] horse cook why would you think I'm cheating on you because you snuck out last night I would have chased you but the Ambien was kicking in I swear on the soul of my mother that wasn't me then who was it I don't know but we're gonna find out wanna Grill the kids I'll get the water board no we gotta catch him in the act like when Gina stole money from my wallet she won't be doing that again [Music] I could just slave it away how much is Dad paying you for this five bucks five bucks you're getting screwed by the man he's inside nice and warm and you're out here freezing your ass off for no money like a sucker I like helping out yeah getting exploited and so are all these other kids sounds like you're developing a social conscience Gina yeah I don't know what that is but I'll tell ya if anyone's doing any exploiting around here it's me [Music] foreign sneaking around sorry I punched you in the face Jimmy I don't remember that you were sleeping that explains the loose tooth look at cheech's clothes in the old days he only ever dressed up to pull a job that knucklehead's gonna get us all in trouble we better follow him how are we supposed to do that if he's got the car I know we're probably following Cheech on some depraved crime spree but this is fun this is what McCool was talking about I got a bicycle seat up my ass how exactly is this fun why didn't you just take Petey's bike I thought this was Petey's bike [Music] it's worse than we thought Chase is going into a crack then nah nobody dresses up for a crack then it's probably just a whorehouse we gotta get Cheech out of there before he gets pinched let's do this nice and quiet ah screw it let's just do it loud in me [Applause] Jimmy what are you doing here me what about you you sneaking around for a dance class why don't you just tell me no offense Jimmy but I got a life outside of you you know this looks like fun Jimmy maybe ballroom dancing is just what we need to spend some quality time together why not Beach riding bikes foreign you are built like Pickle Barrel and you are bag of oatmeal hey you're more suited to Juan Carlos nice to meet you Juan Carlos oh someone's a smooth talker you what's his name name is Jimmy I svetenka now dance me dance me long and hard please don't hurt me [Music] so Gina what is this Union of yours gonna do for us just self shoveling huh who looks after you if your shovel breaks who buys buys a new one our parents they're the ones who sent you out and minus 20 weather in the first place them grown-ups are playing you for Stooges yeah I shoveled Mrs Wilson's place and [ __ ] and pay sign up with the Brotherhood of snow shoveling Youth and she'll definitely pay hello pay who's with me [Music] jackets are mandatory for members 50 bucks a pop what 50 bucks Gina are you serious about organized labor or is this just a cash crab don't worry Petey the chicken money comes out of wages you won't even notice and if I hear anymore that scab talk I'll cut your [ __ ] eyes out [Music] that was freaking amazing it was like I was on that show dancing with the people who used to be stars with one Carlos I was dancing on a cloud of tacos and vending machine cologne Nicole was right about us spending time together except we didn't really spend any time together because our bodies are ausa incompatible ah [ __ ] I don't know what she's talking about I'll prove it to you good oh Jesus when's the last time we danced sorry no problem let me think was it at a wedding ow oops nah I got nabbed for that diamond ring robbery before our first dance remember did you guys get electrocuted or something maybe ballroom dancing ain't nothing well if we can't dance together there's no point doing it at all I agree ballroom dancing is out good call you look like a couple of Seagulls fighting over a french fry Jimmy [Music] ah I need you right me ride me right now spatanka no I'm married write me to dance studio I am late Oh you mean driving sure you know every time you talk it sounds like a come on you're not hear me dancing with you last night made me so wet okay you really should stop talking now what you are sweaty man come in for one dance I don't think my wife would like that you know you want to we keep forbidden dance a secret come here again with this sexy talk Jimmy care to tell me what you're doing here sneaking around behind my back ain't ya what are you flipping out for I just came in for a quickie with swedonka dance quickie dance I thought we agreed ballroom dancing wasn't for us says the broad who's standing in a dance studio I had to double Cheech down here on Petey's bike I popped in to use the washroom you know what Juan Carlos asked me to be his partner for the golden volleys you ain't touching no one else's golden bullies it's a dance contest your [ __ ] oh yeah well I'm gonna enter two I just need to find me a dance partner that's right I'm gonna win them Golden Balls with swatonka here oh Jimmy it is so on it couldn't be honor Jimmy can I get a ride home cookie broke Petey's bike hahaha [Music] where do you think you're going I got rehearsal these tattoos ain't gonna tap themselves well I got rehearsal too mister who's gonna stay home and watch Gina Gina she ain't even home I ain't seen her in days in that case Deb's on the car no time for this I gotta pick up sequins for my fancy pants wait I just heard that catch you later sucker come back here oh man all these dances really wet me into shape how you doing I'm Gina business agent for bossy local one my comrade here says he performs snow related labor for you and you didn't pay what gifts I didn't know he was doing it didn't know what are you blind legally yes can you see good enough to fish a freaking 50 out of your purse I'm on a fixed you can come yeah yeah things are tough all over now make with the money in my day we did well your day's done stegosaurus give it a Snow Job boys you want to clear it that's another 50 bucks [Music] ouch I don't know how those ice dances so these sequins on by using a double top Stitch how many times I gotta tell you I can't focus Cookie's so competitive about this dance contest she's driving me crazy you want me to pull Latonya Harding take out a knee say the word she'll never walk again that's my wife you're talking about besides I'm way ahead of you I slashed it tired so she can't get to rehearsal isn't that your car Jimmy yeah but it's also herka that's where you're the boss Jimmy we're always thinking Now give me some change for the bus I entered this contest to stick it to your father but he's really giving me a run for my money you really want to win you're gonna need an edge Theresa Maria Falcone this is just lewd Crossing totally hot nice work this shouldn't bother me because I grew up around Italians but your dance partner is really greasy he drinks olive oil says it keeps him young he's actually 72. [Music] oh I ain't paying you jack off to stand around God can get back to work Gina I've been elected shop steward and as such must tell you the bossy membership feels they're not getting a fair Shake that's crazy I'm paying five bucks house it's market rate but you're charging our customers 50. what happens to the other 45. you think them fancy jackets pay for themselves Teresa bought them and you still haven't paid her back I got a health and retirement plan to pay for then things don't come cheap you know what else don't come cheap us on behalf of the members of bossy local one I hereby declare a strike just as soon as brother Oliver has his potty break foreign look at the balls on this room I suddenly feel inadequate I feel nervous you're nervous one Carlos do you even speak English hey cook geez you look great just like one of them old-timey prostitutes oh Jimmy thanks look at you that costume makes me want to say olay yimi why you talk to old [ __ ] oh sorry old hood is kooky I don't listen to her I just wanted to wish you luck in a contest and sorry I saw the heels off your dancing shoes thanks babe and I'm sorry I put horse laxative in your dinner why'd you do that I gotta go [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I won I won in your [ __ ] face Jimmy way to go Cheech wait what did he say yummy we won second place hey get your Chernobyl looking tongue out of my husband's mouth is that what I think it is it's these pants they make me look huge and like I'm pointing up [Music] listen slotanka you Boykin my husband duh oh that means yes what's the rusky word for no yet that's it I haven't pointer yet you haven't Point her yet well have fun with your Russian floozy you pig what's wrong with you you're gonna get me killed oh you die for me so romantic no I die because of you you and I got no future you understand forget future taste present yeah present tastes like vodka and lip gloss look get it through your skull I ain't interested no believe you all right then I'm gay oh it's hot I bring man to bedroom for yemi how about Juan Carlos I watch yeah my answer to that is [Music] would you guys just get out of here I don't need this crap we are not leaving until our demands are met fine let's just settle this thing you're willing to negotiate wow I thought you'd just hire a bunch of stabs from the hobo jungle yeah I tried that didn't turn out so good it's cold you wanna have sex laughs foreign [Music] so there it is I accounted for every day right down to the minute you tell me when could I have possibly slept with satanka I know what I saw yimmy okay fine you got me I've been riding there like a freaking tilt-a world I knew it wait a second you'd never admit to something like that unless you're a lion and if you're lying it means you didn't do it ah come here you big lung it's official I will never understand women I vent you signed svetanka Gabba Dana villianovich who was that is that for me you big sweetheart let's do that right now bring the bear [Music] what the hell are you doing out there you wacko never wait it's time for sexy I told you before I don't fool around on my wife ever maybe this change your mind oh swatonka for the last times get out of here and take your two perky friends with you [Music] if cookie finds out this broad stalking me she's gonna go ballistic she'll kill svetanka I'll be next and a couple of the kids might get clipped in a crossfire it'll be a bloodbath but surely she won't blame you you're an innocent victim here clearly you've never been married and don't call me a victim it makes me sound like a candy ass Jimmy don't you see you're keeping a secret from your wife that's just as bad as cheating again clearly you've never been married cookies your partner for life are you gonna start with that quality time crap again because that's what got me into this [ __ ] show I know this is highly implausible considering your background but I think you should tell the truth you think all right today's as good a day to die as any but just to be safe I'll takes the tanka into protective custody in the morning but Canada where most men would pay to be stalked by hot Russian girls [Music] should've been seeing McCool don't worry he'll corroborate look you and me gotta talk what's up you know swatonka yeah what about her she's been stalking me here we go oh boy thanks for the crappy advice McCall [Music] well I can't say I blame her you're not mad oh I'm gonna slice her up later but I ain't mad at you you didn't do nothing what was that this is just like that movie with a crazy stalker brought Cooks the rabbit oh God you think she's in the house hell I bet she's right behind us why I'm making beans [Music] oh won't you budge on anything hey hey hey I gave you two percent wage increase over 10 years didn't I was so long those kids are still on the picket line Mary's got frostbite all of us crying for his blankie and I don't even know why I'm still there now what running a union is too much hassle I'm out oh no you're not you have a responsibility to those kids don't make me sick the labor board on you bro a PDA already paid him off speaking of which what's this you and Teresa's kind of the money I made off the scam Count Me In um I don't know I don't think I can and I just sold out hey Petey broke his Cherry it's the tank I can't have yimi no one can I never understood that about stalkers you love the guy so why kill him it's stupid so I kill you first did I say stupid let me rephrase that it's vitanka you're never gonna have me so you might as well just kill us but before you do can I have One Last Dance with my wife da one more time you flop around like puppets then I shoot you you look like circus bear books and kangaroo Now That's What I Call dancing Jimmy you're a genius well I got my moments bottom Gina good job [Music] I just hit Cheech I was on a roll Pop you get the quick lime I'll chop her up see isn't this nice we're doing stuff together it's quality time just like McCool said good news Jimmy's the tankas Visa has expired we can Deport oh God is she dead nah but give us five minutes [Music] [Music]

Channel: Fugget About It - 9 Story

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Keywords: fugget about it, mob cartoon, forget about it, Uncle Cheech, falcone, falcone mob, family guy, the simpsons, american dad, bobs burgers, south park, peter griffin, stewie griffin, homer simpson, bart simpson, roger the alien, stan smith, bob bulger, gene bulger, cartman, kenny, adult cartoon, funny cartoon, canadian animation, crime family, toronto, ottawa, saskatchewan, free tv, full episodes, animation domination, cartoon network, fox cartoon, canada

Id: ER2dP9Vhblk

Length: 66min 31sec (3991 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 06 2022