Don Rickles 1973 TV Special (Celebrity Insult Segment)

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] do me a favor huh don't play any Mexican music sit down you made a complete fool yourself I mean by the way case I forget this is a guy that's been with me a lot of years there with me five years and he's a wonderful guy and the first date came to me he said is that what you do this is an exciting night highest so nice to see you it's great to see an unknown right in the front I appreciate you coming here really I do Ricardo Montalban you have people that's one of the great Mexicans said in the lettuce field [Music] mr. Chia pesto Williams are swimming again - soup remember the words of Fernando Fernando Lamas who is Ricardo Montalban here's your secret mission one of my hand we're in underwear who you are count Bellini but your castles on fire we need the Irish for what oh yeah parade wearing a black suit I hope they recognize me my Sheriff just got to the something and just got to car load off stuff on the truck where you from second Wichita Falls wonderful my luck 25 years in the business I don't have a joke for a jerk from Wichita Falls it's a wonderful town Saturday night Wichita Falls look at Harvey a bus [Music] my nerves I don't know who you are but you're gonna die I got one guy in the roof one let me see a Jewish guy with malaria the Japanese guy with a mini pie my friends has been dedicated to humor about ethnic backgrounds and a wonderful man Jack Benny said to me once in the slate brothers in California he's gonna get killed [Music] is gonna get killed and I love Jack Benny and I said Jack Benny I love you he said you're gonna get killed because we have to laugh at people and that's how I built a reputation laughing at the blacks the Jewish people the Irish the Italians the Negro and the Puerto Ricans the Mexican all nationalities God put us on this earth to laugh right God of course the words of one of the greatest Indians of our time upgrade Apache Geronimo who said when he leaped on his Palomino to his aide and said he didn't put the blanket on and I love your mic then your lovely wife isn't here tonight handsome guy like you married her see what I know she's pretty well you get lonely if you're out in the Prairie and of course my great friend bob newhart who took a stammering self-conscious manner and became a star just stood around the corner I want to meet a girl another 41 I gotta change your name so you don't feel left out I said no this means a lot to you ladies and martin have skyrocketed to fame I'll never forget when dick Martin and Rowan and Dan Rowan skyrocketed to fame and they came over my house and said we skyrocketed to fame little player in my school when they took off right over the fence [Music] and his wonderful wife dolly who is now working for the government as a scientist but she's a lovely girl she was in what was our last picture beyond the valley of the dolls a picture that was shown for six minutes in my house dan and dick are now going on to bigger and better things they have not found a network they're going to get a wet wire and hook it up to a storm my dear friend mr. dick mark [Applause] or what the nose he's a great fanatic for the racetrack just leaning by the rail come on anybody a three-time Emmy winner mr. Jack Klugman [Applause] I love the new start arrow do anything [Applause] adjust the everyday house worker you like to come home to that is Jimmy [Applause] that made the black man come alive really and I'm proud of him and he said to me as he said to me many many times as we sat in the dressing rooms together hey baby I'm doing the same thing and suddenly late look up and I'll tell you read you got it made and I'm proud of you god bless your Redd Foxx Jimmy you become a big star I say this from the bottom my heart I'm gonna get you Jimmy he's a great guy and you can see how much he loves us how we dressed up for the evening once you get a cruller in coffee will oil your truck and you can be on your way [Applause] to all of you enjoy life and as long as you live never forget your mother if she'd be in the Eternity or here on this earth because so help me God your mother will never forget you I swear to that god bless [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause]

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Id: C4hiHh-WDtY

Length: 8min 57sec (537 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 31 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/gravelnavel77]

Whole clip is pretty funny if you enjoy Rickles, but the Caan stuff is my favorite. Just finds a weak point and pounces.

Rest in peace, Jimmy Caan! If they could light your pyre and sail you into the Playboy grotto, I'm sure they would.