The Very Best of Don Rickles

from casino the pit-boss of warmth don rickles it is now 11 o'clock and I'm fed up and tie it Marty I would add rent somebody get a phone book so you can see me Marty when we see all the film's you did none of them were great nothing well it's it's true you know Bob and I did like eight pictures together we would put everything we had into each and we'd always be excited about doing the next one then we did casino with Don twenty years ago and we haven't worked together since now it's amazing it's amazing Don the influence you had on our careers yeah Don on behalf of Leo DiCaprio thanks a lot Marty you are the most annoying director I ever had De Niro is sitting there god bless Shabab he's got the beard on to know him as a treat he's one of the great actors of our time you ask him ah you ask don't tell you we didn't need a star we needed just a Jew who would you know work cheap but who would we go we could bury in a bit Potter a couple of lines in the background a few shots you know like that Jackie Mason wasn't available so what do we get Don Rickles it was a true collaboration right down I see someone you're supposed to say I should have known that it I'm saying for the kind of one of your making what do you put on learn the thing you got a pop-out Braylon sit in here and study with your method acting with the freely blue the lives of whisking at it I'm Bob De Niro and I are on the same stage together these days it's usually to give each other Lifetime Achievement Awards so we see each other mainly at award ceremonies and memorial services like tonight we wanted to honor your memory Don so here we are though if I've been directing this I don't think I would have gone for the open casket rest in peace offering and yes Sheila Sinatra and he managed to say it in every goddamn sense he ever said yeah I knew Frank Frank loved me there was Frank in my front row Frank always came to see me I told Frank this I told Frank that I'm so sick of hearing about Frank Sinatra enough already it made me want to tell Frank it off so I don't have to tell you to start the Frank is dead coincidentally that is also the average age of your fans I know you're gonna do another number with a band because I know you got a recording session tonight and really Paco manga Manzo was hurt marco montemagno Trombino boombots Oh two bullets in the head Thursday I brought a friend who is your friend that's why I came in I've been I've been trying to set this up for 10 years what he said oh wait a minute I'm bringing a friend Artie oh this better be who I think it is I'm bringing a friend Artie where is and I predict time where where is she David oh yay yeah good one oh yeah look where is she friend I got some music Don Rickles it's a real comedian mr. Rickles the man works in us in a closet mr. Rickles you don't have to give me a copy of book I'm already really what is there something Indian about - oh thank you all right I will read it Don Rickles wrote a book yes Don Rickles is my here right how is it but I'm sit down what are you doing to him you hung out with Sinatra Carson all the big names and did you feel you were at a low point in your life you had to do Artie's movie no dirty work this is John Stamos told me for years that he was friendly with you and I'm gonna be honest with you I didn't believe for a minute why would a guy of your intellectual high intellectual and and your comic emetic ability why would you want to see in him the questions around for you to say says he says he wants to meet a nice girl and settle down but every time I go to dinner how it's no joke when he really they come over to the table I said what does that tell you nothing nothing I know nothing I just want to have a nice meal and meet a nice girl does he tell you about his sex life no no no no he does no he's very very quiet about are you jealous of his sex life ever no no I had my chances yeah okay when I was his age I wasn't laying around the house with a Mormon book in my hand when I read your book Don the Don Rickles book now I'm reading it right now you paint yourself as a loser with women early on in your life you know I you know why and I think maybe I don't know if you had that problem when you were a young man look at me what do you think my problem was you look like a Jew Zulu that's it now the greatest moment in that movie that you did with Artie is when you I think you I'd lived it you turn to him and you said so there you are tubby ah look like a [ __ ] of a lard on a bad day you baby gorilla why don't you work a zoo and stop bothering people got a call yesterday from Baskin Robbins they said that they're down to only five flavors swelling up as I talk to you you look at you your baby gorilla talk to the basket and Robin's in his stomach yeah adrenaline you dressed the food in his stomach which I thought was a stroke of genius but how's this how's it doing I mean to get into computing hello ice cream having a good time running around I love that an RD that was your single greatest moment well it's like the greatest moment in the history of my career I not only told it on this show I said the first time I ever do the David Letterman Show I'm gonna get the segment producer in a headlock if he doesn't let me tell that story first so I've told it here and I've told it on Letterman it's it is unless it's just I would got to be on the screen or one of the legends man why do you why are you hollering up the first day of shooting we have to work with the great Don Rickles tremendous okay does permit now that's good I'm bad I'm happy to meet him but I'm afraid I'm just gonna bust out laughing because Don Rickles coincidentally enough plays a guy who insults me enormous typecasting and they give down a bunch of lines to learn and that's a mistake you know he's a master at it so finally you couldn't really remember the lies they say Don look look at Norman Artie look at these two clubs and just insult them off the top of your head so this is the first shot of the movie and I got Don Rickles about to insult me so the L action the great Bob Saget directed the movie Donna Donna just finished casino with Scorsese he went up to Saget and he said Bob listen I was talking to Martin Scorsese I said Marty Bob Saget's directing a film the man grabbed his chest I don't think about my motivation in everything you know but if you're likely to work it with DeNiro 20 minutes he's gotta go in the closet to figure out why what why did I draw the gun why did I mean why did I fire the pistol fire and I did saying Bob back it's Thursday fired a gun you know nothing about that so Danny gets wrinkles gets the normies laughing so they had to write him a line he goes what do you laughing at cuz I called your friend a fat pig what are you laughing at cuz I called your friend a fat pig hey you think that's funny uh no I was just laughing earlier when you were talking to his belly she get a horse and live in the mountains someplace and don't bother anybody got a personally like a dead moth and then norm goes now I was just laughing when you were talking to his belly so while we're filming in the movie he goes the norm he goes how did you get a movie and Saget goes Saget being a brilliant director goes cut Don you can't insult them as Norma Donna that's not gonna work you know he's gay we can't put it in the film is his name is Mitch in the film there so Mitch some wrinkles guys alright and the next thing he goes it goes look at you he goes he goes who wrote this script these jokes are horrible cut down don't insult the script we can't use its owner I was 18 hours of that the end of the day I went up doing some mr. Rickles it was a pleasure working and he looked at me and he said listen I was watching you all day and listen let me tell you something good luck work in construction get up secondly I kiss the rest as I was the same way when I did in my first picture was one silently as a kid I walk on the set Clark Gable of Burt Lake is the first movie of my life never saw a movie with he knows about this the guy said you write about it in your book yeah and it's true but Burt Lancaster said they're always on the side they say you don't die knee coming I don't know what the submarines are pumped know why they die no way to come up all the way I said but I don't know this is me to say something just now so I set the clock gable I said dad I bet mr. Gailey said go be Clark hey Clarky he's asking but son forget that crap just do the lines and we'll go and have a drink okay just wait that's right Frank I love you compartir Nevada buddy knee Parvati attacked an identity to Gandhi Bunty you spent a lot of time in your book on cilantro I mean you really love this guy very much so yeah but I can't figure it out people can't figure yeah why he why did he why did he not have you killed I mean you would say terrible I don't understand it because my manager at the time had other guys that could kill him that's good but you tell that greats I mean you probably told it a million times because but in the book you write it very very well thank you the whole Sinatra story about when you you know you you're dating wasn't going so great you finally get a date with a girl and then you're there at the club in Las Vegas you're eating dinner and the girl turns and says I see Frank Sinatra over there do you think you could introduce me to Frank Sinatra and you did the most brilliant thing in the world listen can I tell a story about this man did to me once you may have known I heard about this was true story this is a long time ago long before Don got married I was eating dinner in a restaurant in New York and I was sitting with some friends and he came over to the table and he said Frank do me a favor when he said I'm sitting with a very pretty girl and I'm trying to make out you know and he said I told her I know you and she really doesn't believe it would you stop by the table I said all right I was just about to finish I was dominating expresso and I was funny he went back and I walked by the table I said how I had done nice to see he said can't you see I'm eating Frank I went to the whole tree you bought all of Bali security was around I said Frank can I talk to you a minute Jason there's bullet-head he called me bulletin just a bulleted what is it I said Frank if you could come over a couple of minutes and just say hi to me with the girl it would skyrocket me I got a good shot at at home run yo listen you got but don't come over right away so I went back and I was giving her that cheap champagne and we were going to you my darling an ellipse were dancing and you know my body was twinkling yo and I try to be cool and I said sweetheart I just don't worry about it bun and she said look was coming and he you Franks that's over it had on this beautiful blazer in those days with it wouldn't ask got any Hills Don how I and I got up Alan not now Frank can't you see I'm with somebody and even engine he thought the lamp is in so but he had the security guys lift me over their head and carry me out it greatest story ever because for me and I'm getting all serious on you but really you are one of the biggest influences in my life oh thank you how it really is true I mean when when I was a kid and I would sit and watch you on the Mike Douglas show specifically or the Tonight Show shows yeah I whenever I get to go on Letterman I go if I could be half as good as Don Rickles would I would be home run I I get the chills saying this to you because I never saw anybody come out there and be so entertaining and I have any time that's why when I go in these talk shows it is so important to me to be entertaining because I sat as a kid there next to my mother was droning on about her problems and then Don Rickles would come on and and drown her out and make me laugh and it was so magnificent it was the most beautiful symphony I've ever heard those very kind my next guest is one of the greatest comedians of all time a legendary comedian author actor and mr. Potato Head he's a two-time anywhere Emmy winner this year alone the merchants of venom the Czar of the zinger this year's poster child for rabies here is mr. warmth himself Don Rickles in Tibet Oh I want to tell you something as a friend risk with these two lovely Japanese girls you made a fool of yourself come on could I do it a couple minutes no this may be a break in so long you don't have to laugh just look at me into here I heard that you as he City have to clean up a cellar he he wanted to be out here because it's not gonna land you look crazy time you're not gonna have to lend your stupid a you're not gonna hang this is now your life come across some cigarette box Carson City what the hell happen is you know how long I've had the cigarette box on his desk you brought that out from New York I brought this from New York foot on earth it happened last night whoo Don Rickles I did not see dog alas did it last night do you put me on no no no Don Rickles did it last night on the show he's taping across the hall CPO Sharkey when I get over there can I get over there be right back Lucien's Doody are they taping are they on here I don't give a damn if Ramon year brickles stop the taping somebody broke my cigarette box I just started the show I picked my blocks up off my desk I've had for nine years my box is broken they told me they told me you broke it on the show last night well I I really I you I'm sorry about the box I will I will come up with some well I hope so but just keep me on your show you mean so much to me can I know humble yourself please I want to be with you song don't humble yourself I want something bad okay carry on why do you always do that Johnny Carson they know who I am don't you recall now you're a great guy done you are not gonna give a [ __ ] you're more than a relic of that era you're still doing it and darn you are as fresh and funny now as you were 50 years ago there are millions of nice guys hundreds of funny people but there's only one Don Rickles xanga zoo from my heart on behalf of my wife Barbara and I being part of casino was a great treat it was a Cadillac you are a Cadillac to me that is the top of the industry wherever your wonderful mother is who I loved and adored is certainly you did in your family she's watching and smiling on you god gives you the great strength and courage to continue your great work you especially never forget that you are special god bless you and I love you really from my heart this is a long night I look around this room and just the home of the blacks and I say three god bless you black people I love you I really do as your laughing gear I'm sure one of you guys is up in my hotel room robbing me from the bottom my heart I'm a Jewish kid from Jackson Heights Long Island and God God gave me a big chance and I kept punching and punching away my mother stood in a kitchen of all these rough clubs and said he's funny he's a funny kid you love him Dilip and to all of you the love I've had I wish for you and I say for all of you letters here tonight the main thing may God give you health health and live a good life and God bless you all okay let's ready gentlemen thank you for helping make this such a wonderful evening good night everybody I'll trade you laughs never alone I'll trade you one for the other laughter what can you lose some madness murder and for whatever it's worth whether you like it or not I'll give you all that I've got I'll trade you sunlight before one shines as bright as the other love is pure and laughter the son this is my and you are god of this life I swear that it's true I love to do what I do to share this laughter I give for just a little love from you

Channel: Best of Humans

Views: 3,043,228

Rating: 4.835391 out of 5

Keywords: Don Rickles, Don, Rickles, Mr. Warmth, Mr Warmth, love, insult, comedy, legend, legendary, rat pack, frank sinatra, sinatra, howard, stern, frank, kimmel, conan, letterman, carson, johnny carson, tonight show, martin scorcese, robert deniro, scorcese, deniro, marty, jerry seinfeld, jon stewart, regin philbin, fuck jay leno

Id: vFJgDtDupJg

Length: 22min 18sec (1338 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 28 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/arealhumannotabot]

There are 3 favourite clips of mine in here

- when Don pulled a fast one on Frank Sinatra

- Johnny Carson realizes while on-air that Rickles broke his cigarette box but happens to be shooting next door in another studio and Carson interrupts the taping on-camera

- Rickles gets away with a racist joke

[u/omarjit40]

Man when I listen to any comedian before 1977 they don’t hold up, Rickles kills me every damn time.

[u/english-doyouspeakit]

Thank you for this. The fact that absolute titans of the entertainment industry (Sinatra, Scorsese, Letterman, Seinfeld, Stewart, etc) viewed this man as a comedic God should show everyone how valued and respected he was.

Even if you don't know who he was, that video says it all.

[u/heretik]

It's really revealing how many of these lifetime achievement award video montages show Harvey Weinstein somewhere in the audience. That's how big of a deal he was.

[u/clorox2]

I needed that. Thanks for posting.