Diona tries to ruin your drink (Genshin Impact)

[Music] drinks at the cat's tail not bad not bad at all the cat's tale is renowned for its incredible specialty drinks i'm talking drinks you've definitely never tasted before and just as its name suggests there are loads of cute kitties at the cat's tail time simply starts slipping away when you're enjoying a delicious specialty cocktail and surrounded by a bunch of cute kitties um is the cat's tail still open uh but you don't seem of age to drink yet uh i'm 500. well that shouldn't be a problem diana will be there she's the best bartender in all of monstat all right it should be a piece of cake for her to whip you up a drink with no alcohol in it that's good oh and not to mention diana is also pretty cute just like a little kitty oh i really don't understand why these adults love to drink so much because all the drinks you make are so delicious all it takes is just one sip and they're hooked and i thought self-control was the most important quality of being an adult well it just so happens that self-control often falls by the wayside when someone's enjoying one of your delicious specialty drinks all that means is that they're nothing but a bunch of drunkards that don't know when to stop oh look it's a kitty cat hey who you calling kitty haven't you seen anyone of the cat's line bloodline before oh you're here for the drinks unfortunately we're pretty much out of ingredients besides besides you don't look like you're even old enough to drink yet uh oh i'm a lot older than i look that's what every underage person says when they come here trying to sneak a drink come on please i'm just short i'm just short please let me in i just don't get why everyone is so obsessed with alcohol what's so good about it anyway same fine since you seem to fantasize about alcohol so much i'll make you something that'll crush whatever dreams you've had about the stuff but considering the time i can only make either the drink space or flavoring more special so what'll it be the drink space or flavoring to be more unique hmm i don't know anything about alcohol so i'm not sure what she's talking about the drinks base but i i saw i guess i'll go with flavoring yes 15 lizard tails seven vials of butterfly dust hmm everything other than the bottle of frog mucus is ready these sound like ingredients made for shrek now all we have left to get is some fish scales and slime condensate let's search for those in the wild once we have everything i can make you that drink i'm not sure what kind of cocktail she's about to make but uh i don't think i'm gonna be making it out of this one nah the smell of fish along with that unique grassy smell it's so strong but that's okay it's the potent aroma we need all right that'll just about do it soaking the scales in the mucus collected from the fish will help preserve them for now next we need to get some slime condensate find you a place with tons of slimes let's go i'm starting to think we're actually just helping her make a big batch of poison instead if i go after those slimes i might ruin all the ingredients i have with me that would be bad can you defeat those slives and bring me the slime condensate do i have to do literally everything ether doing all the work in the quest as usual did you get this i'm condensate yes you might be a little unfamiliar but aside from the taste of the alcohol those old drunkards are also very keen on the texture of the drink they've even invented a number of phrases to describe it like what for example sticky like honey or as refreshing as the spring use these beautified ways of describing their drinks but drinking is drinking it doesn't matter how you make it sound alcohol is still a terrible thing okay in order to attract customers taverns use all kinds of strategies and schemes to make people believe that alcohol is not only good but a necessity a necessity wait they use special ingredients come up with fancy names and promote limited time drinks for holidays and events they come up with all kinds of reasons to get people drinking and don winery is at the heart of it all they have no boundaries when it comes to selling alcohol their one and only goal is to make sure that people keep drinking and that their own pockets are filled with money that's just called business diona that's capitalism my mission is to make the worst drink ever to wake people up and free monster from the jaws of alcoholism there's a better way we could go about doing this but she's a child leaver b however up until now i haven't been able to make a single bad drink no matter what ingredients i use all the drinks i mix only make those deadbeat drunks all the happier believe me i've done my research i've studied how to handle a shaker adjust the temperature of the glasses and even the subtle techniques of stirring why don't we start by looking at your mixing technique first how do i know i'm mixing technique wait it's true that i've never been professionally trained but i hear from the old drunkards that it's very complicated that every step must be precise and that even the slightest mistake is unacceptable um or else or else the drink will taste bad that's right or else the drink will taste bad we need to find someone to ask about the techniques of mixing a great drink then we use the same ingredients and purposefully mess up every step of the process now where could i find someone ah does this mean i need to go to angel's share or dawn winery nope never i refuse to ever set paw in those places huh don't even ask i have my own reasons i see diona and this is oh it's the honorary knight what is this guy doing here i myself know a thing or two about mixing drinks but elzer tells me that my drinks can't even compare to dionas they seem to lack that special something aha like a bunch of lizard tails and mucus i'm also trying some new recipes out maybe we can exchange some ideas oh why i'd be honored no problem at all however for the ingredients we must use the ones i've just collected i have lizard tails butterfly dust fish scales and slime condensates oh no we need to use these materials huh well i guess it's time for me to expand my repertoire as well good luck with that buddy oh and to keep things fair we'll need an impartial judge a judge well we have the honorary knight oh no wait am i gonna be drinking yes but he doesn't look yes i know i don't look of drinking age yet man how many times do i have to be told this i mean to be fair i did call the traveler underage for like i don't even know how many episodes until they finally said he was like 500 years old hmm then who could we find to be the judge he said that like he knew exactly who was gonna come connor there you are i've been looking for you what are you doing here elser your timing couldn't be any more perfect i'm about to have a little mixing competition with diony here this guy sounds it's it's all sounds so staged what really that's great would it be all right if i stayed to observe actually we're looking for a judge would you be free to help us out why i'd be delighted it'd be an honor to have an opportunity to have a taste of diona's craft this is so staged it makes prank channels look like improv and voila it's done elser if you could please do the honor upon an initial taste the impact of the distilled spirits mixed with the refreshing dandelion wine along with a hint of bitterness all work to accentuate the distinct flavor of the drink this dude pulled out a dictionary and this slightly thicker texture hmm it really is a memorable drink so we actually made something good out of these ingredients do you remember all the techniques he used uh no i can't even remember what lines they said like two seconds ago the process wasn't too complicated next all we have to do is follow the same steps but mess them all up all right first you can try making a drink using the same techniques i wonder if this is technically a loophole to be able to make drinks but never consume them so in that case you're not breaking the law by consuming alcohol while underaged is that how diona gets away with this yeah just soak the lizard tail what i i thought we agreed we'd mess everything up you're just repeating exactly what he did oh let's just dump the lizard tail right into the drink no need for any processing okay i'm sorry i'm sorry just two shots of slime condensate [Music] and then add all the butterfly dust and fish scales that's right and all of it this drink is just about ready oh my god all right could you please do the honors for this one as well all right uh i got 9-1-1 on speed dial um on second thought conor i think you should taste this uh unique drink i'm sorry but this drink is way too uh creative for me i'm afraid i couldn't stomach it you didn't you didn't even taste it what looks like it works all we have to do is mess up every step of a professional mixing method and we end up with an absolutely terrible drink yes this is a splendid drink you've made however i'm afraid we can't serve it to customers like this give this girl an oscar wonderful performance let's keep the alcohol and dump all the other ingredients i'll use that as a base to mix a new drink first i'll chop the lizard tail into slices then soak it in the drink next add the same condensate and stir then leave it to settle for a bit finally we sprinkle the butterfly dust and oh wait i almost forgot the fish scales let's add it to the drink along with the mucus from the jar and then we stir come on be dreadful be awful absolutely disgusting oh good [Music] and we're done [Music] this specialty drink will be the first blow in tearing down the lies of the alcohol industry whoa this taste why i've never had anything like it let me try um what what a splendid drink what though the bitterness of an entire lizard tale is quite potent it is perfectly complemented by the refreshing and sour flavor of the dandelion wine huh in addition the fish scales that were broken up during the stirring process have lost all their fishiness after soaking in the alcohol the remaining flavor somehow enriches the taste of the drink huh the texture of all the slime condensate after fully absorbing all the alcohol has become rich and dynamic and lastly the pinch of butterfly dust adds a finishing touch that makes this drink perfect stop joking around you two must have broke so much that your nose and tongue have lost their senses yeah i think so too it's impossible after all i've done how is it that my drink still tastes great i must not have messed up enough somewhere please use the streak as your base and try making your drink again let's just put the entirely detail on it add large amounts of slime condensate stir and settle and then the butterfly dust and then fish scales and the mucus what what is this even if you purposely tried to botch it it'd still be hard to make something as hideous as this wow no keep it away from me please just take that somewhere else man oh you are diana's assistant after all your craft must be ahead of the curve so far ahead of the curve that i oh i don't feel so good sorry i'm just just gonna go over there no come on you used the same ingredients and followed nearly the same mixing process but how is it that the drinks she makes are never bad it's true no matter what new and unusual ingredients she uses diana has never disappointed a single customer wait when did he come back he just he instantly recovered no stop stop joking around i can make a drink that tastes like that here watch this give me that drink you just made i'll show you and stir come on be dreadful be awful be absolutely disgusting it can't be that hard done my all-new specialty and this time oh my what a fragrance and the color ah here we go again what is this delightful smell it's like a whole new sensation for me what is this unique coloring oh it's it's another perfect drink stop joking around you kill old drunks yeah i don't think that was gonna work at all i was kind of thinking if diona is literally unable to make a bad drink what would happen if she served bennett let's say i'm here for the kitties i've never seen such a bunch of arrogant stubborn cats i don't understand why people like them so much besides shouldn't the main purpose for going to a tavern be drinking without getting cat hair in your beverage maybe everyone thinks the cats are cute what kind of reason is that so long as they're cute nothing else matters uh yes the three cats that snuck out are roger nelson and paisley dionna you usually take care of them so you should be quite familiar with these three right them again and they even dare to sneak out during working hours don't they have any sense of duty as tavern cats yeah i don't think they understand what the word duty means oh hello dionna you must be here for the cat toy you ordered i just finished preparing it made it extra durable according to your request your kitty should be able to play with this one for quite some time much appreciate it marker will come and settle the fees later no problem so that cat named roger is he usually at the cat's tail that's right he's almost always in the tavern wonderful i'll definitely make some time to head to the tavern and play with him oh she likes the cat too i gotta say you're awfully particular when it comes to taking care of that cat you even provided me a list of materials to use for his cat toy well that's just because roger tends to get excited whenever he plays with the customers he always ends up ruining his toy this time we needed to make it more durable so that it would last longer he usually just lounges on the cabinets when no one's around maybe he just needs someone to play with you really think so well i'm not interested in figuring out what those cats are thinking they're just stubborn that's how all cats are bruh hello sarah i'd like some more of that cat food i bought last time oh is my favorite kitty nelson hungry again hold on one moment i'll have the kitchen prepare it for you see even sarah likes the kittens nelson's not usually very fond of people but as soon as he smells some dried fish he'll do anything you say and once he starts eating uh he doesn't ever stop someone has to drag him away from the food kind of like the old drunks at the tavern are you sure he doesn't have like a stomach problem that sounds like some sort of intestine problem or something roger always likes to sit in high places huh maybe we should go check the rooftop the rooftops hey have you seen a cat around here wait see that cat there that's roger oh he really picked a high place to sit this time so do you remember what would be better for attracting roger i think it was the cat toy right hey you've got a pretty good memory that's right cat toys are roger's favorite oh that little rascal he always looks so smug but the moment he sees people he suddenly becomes all loving and affectionate no wonder the customers like him so much the first thing they ask when they visit the tavern is if roger's around wait which one is more popular her cocktails or her cats i think they would visit for her cocktails well obviously the cat's tail is a tavern after all no matter how cute these little kitties are they're only there to compliment my cocktails now nelson likes places that are warm in fact the last time i went looking for him i found him in the bush next to the blacksmith oh yep i knew we'd find nelson here and he looks like he's about to fall asleep could it really be more comfortable than in the tower yeah anyway let's take out the things we've prepared i'll let you choose which to give him cat food that's right nelson loves eating this stuff the cat food will definitely make him happy [Music] hmm don't the customers at the tavern already feed you enough how can you still be so excited to see food all the time hmm i wonder how cat food tastes are you just pretending to be hungry all the time just to get the customers to come take care of you what a cheeky little guy no wonder customers completely forget about their drinks after seeing him well your drinks attract a lot of attention already of course you should see the looks on those old drunks faces when nelson spills over their cocktails in the tavern let's go find paisley he's always sneak out to go to the cathedral before so let's start there what is he like does he like cat toys nope he doesn't like either of the things that roger and nelson like i'll tell you more we get there watch she's gonna be like okay so for this one you're gonna need to use a bear trap just where i thought i'd find you paisley what do we do now yeah we don't need to do anything paisley doesn't fancy anything special he just does whatever he's in the mood for to sum it up he's just a self-centered little cat i'll pick him up he doesn't usually run away when i carry him in the tavern oh wait you want to pick him up i'm telling you paisley just ignores strangers uh do i have to meow meow meow crazy doesn't seem to be responding see no response at all here just let me do it all right fine oh good kitty hmm that'll do you really are pretty cute when you're being good hey what are you doing like that huh he only listens to me because i feed him all the time that's all if only we got a few more cats at the cat's tail then i wouldn't need to spend all my time making drinks anymore all i'd have to do is take care of the kitties and let the customers come and pet them no one would know about these cats if it weren't for your specialty drinks well of course if it weren't for the money my drinks bring in how would we pay for their toys and food i pet them too why is there still no pet the cat feature huh mahoya oh it looks like the kitties are back as well as our customer hey i'm not one of the cats now that all three of them are back in the tavern why don't you go inside and play with them oh and in return for all your help i'll make a special drink just for you not alcoholic of course no okay god damn it oh so what if we just say that she would actually make more money if they actually got more cats at the cat's tail you agree as well ah fine once i get back i'll suggest getting a few more cats and let them attract all the customers my specialty drinks aren't what the customers are after anyway basically this entire route is just us being really mean i have to hurry back i convinced the tavern to hire a few more cats they're the key to attracting customers after all cocktails no need for those anymore i think i'm going to choose the base now a drink with a special base huh hmm looks like you already possessed plenty of potential to become a roaring drunkard bruh i'm gonna have to really knock some sense into you with this one an adventurer who visited the tavern told me that he once ventured deep into darawa gorge and discovered a type of drink inside the cooking pots of a hilly churro tribe who lived there the drink is actually an herbal soup made by summer trolls using a variety of ingredients according to the adventurer it seems like the summer churros made these drinks to grant the try more energy the adventure also said that just by taking a single whiff of it and i quote um i wasn't able to determine whether or not i took in the smell because as soon as i tried to smell it it felt like my nose was being trampled by a hundred forest forest i couldn't feel my nose anymore let alone smell anything ah of course you would choose something like this i also told my father about the summertime herbal soup he said that he would keep an eye out for it but he's probably just saying that once he's had enough drinks in him he can't even remember his own name let alone the herbal soup i mentioned hmm oh well i never had high hopes for him anyway hey looks like i'm going to have to get the special drink base on my own yeah my name is alan i'm part of the hunting team that draft fleets huh so if you're here that means my father is also somewhere nearby well where is he huh oh i bet he drank too much again after the hunt and fell asleep somewhere waiting for someone to drag him back to springvale i uh i wish that were the case uh-oh i'm afraid that draft well he rushed into da upa gorge by himself oh no draft brought us hunting in the area nearby thanks to him the hunt went really well and we managed to catch lots of game after the hunt we stopped to rest for a bit before we'd head back to springvale so we started a bonfire got some barbecue going and well i had a little to drink honest we only drank a little you know just to celebrate the hunt but after a few drinks giraffe started saying that he wanted to go get something from a hilly chill tribe in the depths of dota uber gorge oh no he refused to let any of us accompany him instead he kept saying that he's a descendant of the katzline bloodline and that he could come and go as he pleases in a place like this stupid old man and it's all because he had something to drink right i don't know how many times i've told him not to drink he just won't listen i'll go look for him and see what kind of trouble he's got himself into this time no wait it's too dangerous for you to go alone dionna let's wait for more help to arrive and go find him together i'm also the cat's line bloodline and i'm much better on my feet than he is and most importantly i don't drink how are they going to put in a stealth mission in a game where there's no stealth mechanics i mean they did that once in the first archon quest but even then i don't think it was this dumb oh finally why did that take so many times what was that some kind of soup or herbs just as i suspected he's completely drunk yeah just a bit of wine more like two shots of vodka right you must be here for that super herbs what was that again oh i found it oh my just for you it's all here in my flask come on daddy pull yourself together how much did you have to drink much really just this usual amount define the usual amount you know i saw this huge i mean huge hilly hog next to the tribe's camp billy hogg wait a minute don't tell me this is gonna be like another coco goat thing and not only were there hilly hogs there were hilly hounds ugh don't you know anything if we're gonna get him out of here we need to sober him up good thing i know just what to make for him but given how much he usually drinks i'll need ingredients that pack a real punch perhaps that herbal soup made by the sandwich earls will come in handy let's ask giraffe and see if he has some oh sure dare take it just don't spill it it took a lot of a lot of work to get that stuff get that stuff away from me yuck it's awful how about that daddy remember what you told me uh give your old man some credit i made a promise and i kept it i would never let my baby down all right it's finished here daddy drink this no i i can't drink any more if i drink more my daughter will be very angry with me this is your daughter just drink it oh hey this tastes pretty good fine i'll take a little bit just a little bit though yeah that's right just a little bit now down the hatch [Laughter] what are you doing here dionna and why does my head hurt so bad it really did sober him up how oh right i remember now i came here looking for something i think it was some kind of herbal soup or something yeah that's it herbal soup the one you told me about last time dionna sama trolls make that stuff and i found it i filled my whole flask with it too it'll definitely be enough for you it's right here wait where's my flask oh no i didn't lose it did i how drunk did this guy get that he can't even remember it did i drink too much again oh never mind daddy i'm already used to it oh now that you're sober let's start heading back allen and the others are waiting at the entrance that was kind of a depressing sentence i must have gotten carried away with my drinking again daddy i've seen it all before besides you've done way weirder things when you've been drinking ah good thing i found that herbal soup otherwise we really would have been of a creek without a paddle thanks daddy huh what did you say i couldn't hear you oh my goodness no i said don't drink so much are you okay giraffe i'm fine thanks to diona and the traveler otherwise things might have ended very differently dionna traveler will you be coming back to springville with us no we only came here for the herbal soup since you've already found it for us we'll return the monsta do you still have enough left over after making this stuff to sober me up of course we do i'm a professional bartender there's no way i would use up all my ingredients at once we'll be on our way back to monstat then just hurry up and get yourself back to springvale daddy oh and don't drink so much i know i know don't worry i mean i don't even have my flask anymore yeah right who knows how many more of those you have yeah never expect there to just be only one flask what's wrong didn't you want a cocktail why are you just staring like that how are you able to make anything from an ingredient that smells like that ah so that's what you're wondering it's all just because of my constitution basically any drink that's made by my hands can only be a good drink oh this isn't bartender's pride talking this is a fact regardless of the type of ingredient or the method as long as i make the drink myself it's bound to be delicious however that's just the way it is for now i've been searching for ways to get rid of this constitution and the herbal soup is one of the ingredients that i've been looking for so the herbal soup ends up negating her constitution once i rid myself of this constitution now i'll show those old boozehounds how terrible alcohol really is anyway aren't you here for a drink yourself come on in i have plenty of ingredients to whip you up something special inside after i make you my special drink i promise you'll never want to set foot in another tavern ever again if it's mixed by diana surely can't be that bad right let's see if i could get the herbal soup myself herbal soup i've got some right here i'm sure of it wait he's not sobering up anytime soon i'll stay here and keep an eye on the fart take it the herbals i still have that hilly hog oh wait was it a hilly hound it doesn't matter can you really use this to make him sober up of course i'll be using some other ingredients that counter intoxication as well the herbal soup was meant to energize hilly trolls so i'm pretty sure it'll work on my old man too however i'm not going to mix the concoction myself otherwise even that will turn out delicious oh no we have to make it hey maybe you can mix it while i guide you oh goodness huh you used up all of the herbal soup my bad okay [Laughter] just keep it away from me my nose can't take it what is it a drink huh is it alcohol perfect oh if i just have a little more that hilly hog won't ever outrun me [Laughter] oh what what is that please just just get it away from me my head is spinning you drank too much and ran off here by yourself now that you've sobered up let's get back to the entrance of the valley no one's waiting for us there ellen oh i remember now i was here to hunt boy that's a that can't be right there's no game to hunt here how did he forget that he was here to get the herbal soup you were on the hunt for hilly hounds and hilly hog really i must have had too much to drink again i don't remember any of that i'm already used to it ah all right let's hurry back and find alan that is such a depressing sentence now uh i will be taking draft back to springvale now he looks like he's going to have to rest for quite some time see this is what happens when you drink just remember that no drinking don't worry why are we contradicting ourselves now what what am i of age or not just remember drinking causes nothing but trouble alcohol is like poison it makes people foolish it makes them do terrible things it somehow brings out the worst side of the best people this is the best anti-alcohol psa i've ever seen unfortunately we used up all the herbal soup you managed to get just to sober them up but nothing we can do about it now i'll have to make you a drink some other time let's get back now it's getting late remember kids if you're gonna get drunk make sure you have a partner with you that'll stay sober and never drink and drive or else you're a scumbag

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Length: 35min 49sec (2149 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 02 2021