Dictator time! - Tropico 6 Beta livestream!

[Music] what's up gamers and presidenta is here boots freaking hype for a livestream I don't even know if you can hear me okay I do think this is epic [Music] great I just realized I forgot something let's take a guys actually I can lay the music play [Music] sorry sorry about that welcome everybody to the best livestream you'll ever witness thanks right everybody why is his song so goddamn high welcome to Tropico 6 made a live stream everybody this game has no bridges we're freakin good guys I just love how they sent me this hat by the way that's how you know you want to do a sponsorship because you get a hat like this how are y'all doing great too many comments to read hello everybody changing the mood up a little bit very nice very sexy this is gonna be a good time we're gonna play some tropical six today if you guys want to check out the game check out download link in description use the referral link everybody LSE damn thing its SME the El Presidente pudy pie can you stop with the anime sound I haven't even done it are you gonna dress Logan in today's video but first of all it's tropical town boys what's the flag in the back that's Bangladesh or you gonna do it you don't know your Flags ridiculous what do you mean animes Sam stop trolling me okay it's waiting for people to get in here where's Bangladesh again it's in the Nordic region's say the Nordic mythology country I look like a Russian officer that's not really what I'm going for Russian Nordic region no one knows it doesn't exist a very nice be careful with bad words it's okay I always know what I'm doing I'm just playing as a dictator I don't understand how anything can get wrong out of this what am I wearing this is my pajama this is my outfit when I have a day off and Sunday after all but I wanted to scream for you guys make it a bit different make it a bit interesting a very nice [Music] how often do i streamed never I'm not even streaming right now stalling supporter question mark all right should we just jump in Jesus let's just jump into it guys the capital of India that's right all right where are we hey it's Tropico time this game is kind of difficult I need a I need some of you guys help for this I hope you guys know this game if you if you don't know the game I urge you to download it right now and then try and help me because I played a couple I think I can play like an hour and a half of the tutorial and it feels like I've learned maybe like a fifth of the game but it should be fine click new game you're welcome where is that Asha messed up okay shut up about the bridges goddamn it we haven't even started yet okay so I can customize I'll goddamn it I have the I've been sitting on these cigars at a home for the longest time I forgot to bring them okay how does should I look like I guess like I look like right now [Music] like a soul dear ethnic type Latino Wow okay there are a couple others okay coke Asian everybody this is what I'm talking about what I talked about customization alright this is it boys only two genders I see okay can I change these are the glasses of a true dictator hey look it's keemstar everyone or I can't change my hat do I want all right this is looking a bit - there we go okay now it's starting to look like me no legs to see this is what I'm talking about this game this game knows what's up no I want the actual hat that I'm wearing otherwise oh there we go there it is beautiful I guess I guess you can customize your house as well we don't really have to do this but why not a meteor why not a cherry tree that's kind of cute all right yeah that's it let's jump into it you're like bin Laden Wow thank you so much this is gonna be a great lecture I hope I make it out of live I'm scared of playing this game all right new game I guess should I do missions or sandbox I never tried sandbox but I feel like I'm not good enough to try it ask her it lets the sandbox volcano map I I am familiar with starting money unlimited maybe I'll start with 2 mm okay wait how do I hit start notice again see ya hope you don't get controversy I think it's too late for that I just have to commit at this point I'm gonna be screaming for 3 hours so we have a lot of dictator time mines he has to deal with this everywhere day hey what does that mean huh look at this look at this beautiful is my mansion looks similar to my youtube house okay so I know I know this game alright to be a good dictator the number one thing you have to do what is this banana plantation what I my poor we're gonna have to build some real money makers some minds that's right Mining time what should we mine gold why not I can't do that what can I mind then Iren I can iron iron okay we need to get so actually I don't even need money I can mine gold no coal this is ayran lame okay there we go let's build those and then we got to connect it with a road see I know how to play games wait how do I connect it oh it's already connecting perfect see I'm the best leader of all time okay [Music] we're just getting started what's next oh yeah we need to build it and then hire people this is quick build it make it easy I guess we have to get some immigrants all right let's get some what's my goal I guess it depends like if we want to be a communist or capitalist what do you guys think what's your favorite dictator great question that's just so many to pick from [Music] communists Wow I see how it is hey build a bridge shut up can I can I sorry guys this game doesn't have bridges in it I hate to disappoint you all right well communists it is let's see where is it I know you pick like later okay oh yeah we only have banana trade not enough licensed trade weights I can only harvest banana almost-human protocol all right that's good enough communist the hell is wrong with you I feel like maybe I don't know enough about the game to play sandbox yet maybe I should just switch to mission but I don't know am i good player obviously I'm the best player okay if I was a communist what would I build a rum distillery best right everybody right freakin here epic wall street journal' PewDiePie oh yeah no it's happening this is it voice build the wall can you build walls in this game this is the real question what am I even doing that's a great question I guess we have to build taverns get people interested I build that cut okay great it wouldn't surprise me if you could actually see that that's right so far doing so good okay what do you want what is it [Music] fulfill a trade route with the crown crown standing fulfill export trade ride with the crown export trade I don't even know how to do that we're playing Tropico six everybody turn the sound of game up okay I can do that build an LGBTQ society yeah why not that's the point of this game you can build whatever you want I should buy in tannery actually we'll get there eventually although I'm already rich so this is like begging for trouble sounds pretty lit background you got damn right turn the game sound down all right well you boys need to make up your mind build a safe space that's right I care about my citizens we could build a circus coconut harvesting I think I should get more banana because that's like the the only thing I got going for me which one is eyes coconut cuts down trees boats or is it industry wait which one is banana Cu plantation okay there we go yeah let's do another one of those thing did I pick banana I didn't [ __ ] cancel a banana time Pig llama okay crocodile in what the [ __ ] do I know you never heard of a crocodile plantation don't build a bridge think I really appreciate all the tips guys this is what I this is the kind of tips I wanted when I play this game okay corned beef wants corn she could have told me that two seconds ago goddamnit alright let's let's cancel this cancel all right let's build corn then she wants corn I got you right here how much money do we have [ __ ] we're running alone can you starve your people I'm pretty sure you can which we will not do I'm a very caring very generous leader still the gamesound all right I'll just keep it where it was then build the stripclub while you can build all kinds of entertainment I really appreciate all the help in the suggestion guys it's very epic keep it up all right how long for this to finish all right let's just build more corn then which one is a plantation okay okay this is epic look at this road boys look at this road it connects perfect look at this road okay no one builds roads like I build roads it's my number one thing god damn it look at this I make I make my I make it efficient okay I don't know what to tell you guys more crocodile please oh you're right I did actually destroy it now I feel a bit bad alright so we need to build like houses for them because I guess my citizens need somewhere to sleep I know right pathetic or should we build a bunk house that's right they sleep in bug dish while I sleep is that the verb for bug I mean the plural while I sleep in my mansion that's right here here you go I'm a very generous leader what can I say I'm sure it's really hard not to say anything bad in this game everything is just political this is H of Empires for it yes even better Tropico six baby check it out link in description you know I have my mansion here I should just tweet out tweet out on Twitter how away we should let in more people in this city while they sleep there's just no space in my house unfortunately no one can fit in here you guys can sleep over here though it's fine we got plenty right here alright so let's see if I remember okay alright let's stop banging guys let's stop banning anyone hold it like my stuff let's start banning anyone that talks about bridges we should probably think about expanding though the problem is how do you expand without building any we should expand over here I think cuz here we can probably farm stuff like mines can we mine we can mine gold hair bows rose that's right that's what you are okay alright we're gonna be rich now the problem is how do we transport the how are you not producing corn yet you're useless where's my corn ah you don't have a road Jesus Christ cry more oh my god are you kidding me goddamnit just put the rope what about you you're producing corn at least but then hire some immigrants then I don't care goddamn it useless demolish a goddamnit you're signing mine well I could dictate there by the minute alright we need more money what what is it there are too many unemployed citizens oh---but where where we people working what are you talking about empty stock why is it empty stock why is it empty stock what are you doing all right you're all fired why is it empty in stock tanneries because I don't have licenses all right that could be it okay I gotta buy the trade licenses of gold yeah and rum yeah that's it that's it now work goddammit work what are you doing where are you going alright I'm done with you this is what happens when you don't work for El Presidente where's she going where you going do I not even have people that can kill okay she's done and she's gone cool see this is what happens if you don't work you're fired by dying all right so is it working now the more the better produces leather oh my are you kidding me I don't have license for that what do you think I'm Rach where's the leather rum I don't need letter we have banana logs let's do tobacco come on why is no one working okay well this one should be working now empty and stock sugar I actually genuinely needed help okay oh oh oh okay there we go no I did not kill a women just do missions already shut up I know exactly what I'm doing you need trade routes and stuff for you produce trade routes didn't I have that yeah that's just what I got right trade route is already active look it's all redacted I buy some tracer oh I see is that what I was missing the boat will bring the goods what god damn it you goddamn useless all right maybe I shouldn't even build a teamster I can't hurt okay I'm testing my way forward here build on water thank you for the tip you guys are super helpful appreciate it what about the gold mines god dammit I forgot they need to wait I need to figure out how to play okay wait okay hey I saw an helpful comment you need landings to for people to land and team support yeah team sorry I just build the team so that's right you'll need landings okay for Lera landing there we go okay okay okay epic epic there you go what else do you whine quick build I thought I said quick build they can walk from there it's not connected god damn it oh god damn it roads my biggest oh wait that's fine actually hey look at that that actually worked out great spill the proper landing okay it's good thing I played the tutorial and forgot literally everything there we go you need a cattle ranch and your factories don't have raw materials producing work you need a cattle ranch and sugar plantation oh they don't have the materials because they need how do I know what materials they need okay well rum needs sugar right so I need a sugar plantation oh I see I see got it yeah yeah just give me the money look look who's producing corn everybody haters said it was Photoshop okay so now I need a cattle ranch okay thanks guys this is epic there we go what is this PewDiePie actually playing the game stop building penis I'm pretty sure I haven't done that build a memorial for sleeping I mean you can build some inspiring stuff I know or some military so I guess I don't have it [Music] okay so now once these are done yeah we have workers no that's the mine alright let's get some foreigners don't make any jokes okay moving on open tslot yeah yeah work work god damn it give me the corn come on Papa needs corn for who knows why what am I missing what do you want all right let's do that list of the mines it's fine so I need to build a lot of citizen towards to get them boats okay let's do landing here and then a landing over here there we go actually you know what we could do I got a crazy idea I got a crazy idea we could build it does it not work shut up I'm really good at this okay okay my mines are useless what's in the way uneven terrain oh god damn it so how do I even the terrain just okay I know I can do it I can do it I can do it here we go here we go here we go here we go how the [ __ ] do I build a bridge cannot build bridges across the sea in the : colonial era I'm in the wrong era guys thank God for the colonial era it looks like we can't build a bridge guys no I'm not sweating shut up okay we're still not producing in the [ __ ] rod and the tannery is completely useless make sugar what are you doing want goddammit she says we're playing Tropico it's literally in the title guys oh my god what is it I like that I like that a lot you have an average away an average revolutionaries approval oh right we have to check the what people think about me I guess I don't know why where is it oh okay so we're in the colonial era okay so you all right how do i okay shut up all right so overall happiness 35 people are happy that's pretty good unemployed citizens three okay I'm sorry but if you're not employed you're useless for me all right now you're not my problem anymore now I swear to God alright let's just build corn then god dammit well Oh are these not done yet Jesus Christ you're building too slowly alright we need to speed up the corn process more corn I don't want it near my house I don't want anyone working near my house there we go that's a perfect place for that bail god damnit [Music] I'm not building any bridges and I'm not building any worlds okay shut up let's start banning people all right Fisherman's Wharf is a good way to get food okay I'll build that thing thanks for the tip bro wait what you have to build them here oh I see all right perfect an actual helpful comments how about that now I have not done an oopsie I never do please what happened to all the coins why okay fine fine fulfill export trade route with the crown all right what else do we need pineapple well definitely we want gold all right I forgot that we have this stupid mine's God construction workers cannot reach this conclusion I connect island with landings or bridges alright just build it just build it goddamn it okay now we're gonna build the most epic epic road ever made come on yes that's how you build roads that's what I'm frickin talking about now all right you got a landing right oh yeah we got to build like a bus station where are they we don't have that yeah okay we're not there yeah fine fine you know what I don't need it great tips in the comments really appreciate okay we did it give me my money no to immigrants just take the money it's a video game it's a joke okay so moving on fulfill export trade route with crown yeah yeah all right no no no no no no no no no we're doing that we just need seven guys more approving of us who's not approving who's not approving huh who doesn't like me I will kill you all right we can see here what we're struggling with we don't have any electricity apparently I need to say Liberty okay fun coverage you can have our healthcare don't make me laugh what's the point of health care ridiculous all right cool all right you're actually doing something that no you're not god [ __ ] damn it all right all right okay Oh No god damn it what are you uh what did she say all right we're building pirates it's the only way for me to make money clearly I don't even know if we can do that we can build add onion that's always something let's go online and transport goods production to process building transfer I think we need one of these have I not build one of those already oh I have okay nevermind [ __ ] I whatever trying really hard not to swear listen I can swear it as much as I did this I don't have any fire station ah okay okay I have a plan just demolish it send helicopter you idiots how could this happen oh I can feel the pyro come okay it's pretty cool let's do that yeah yeah this is epic look at that now we can make some extra money yeah pirates that's how it's done let's actually rush this one and then we're gonna we have a mime a mime amen Lucas Romero everybody okay I don't care all right Lucas Romero we're gonna send him out on a pirate quest for heisting Stone Edge yes that's what we're gonna do go forth my pirates and make me buy that money oh you're not connected way way anyway I'm not connected to the road okay there you go soda man oh you're still on fire well what do you expect me to do about it okay well you're gonna die anyway so I can't even build the fireman station can't wait for the coots backhoe article listen I haven't even done anything bad yet we haven't even gotten started well I'm really just trying to put this chord okay which I'm doing a great job oh it's bananas whatever okay all right what do you want the crown yeah yeah the crown don't produce bridges I'm not gonna do it because you know why where's the stupid Island are they even connecting is anyone even using these almost human protocol I mean that's pretty good all right we have Beatrice Smith all right where are you follow her get to work get to work Beatrice go to work get a job bear trees you work at the mine okay I don't get more people in this city go to work be it where's she going job is over there my god the incompetence yeah sure okay wait build residential I need oh my god I don't care about the people way way way we need food Wayne Wayne we what about me huh more houses okay all right I'll build more houses there you go that's a tavern all right you know what not in my city okay you guys live in the suburb spill let's build it over here you guys can live over here not in my house a mansion I had to pay to unlock it all right fine here you can live in the mansion a bunkhouse okay I'm generous I'm feeling I'm feeling generous and then another country has okay all right I'm already window maker I think I'm doing pretty good actually I'm pretty pretty proud of this epic bro army nation as it's called what is this now oh okay cuz it burned down or another country ass I could just just rebuild it when we can we build nukes we'll get there eventually can I build nukes actually inspiring billboard will build that as well okay I guess I needed to do more trading some fish oh yeah we should do that because we have the fisherman it's like I do one thing and then I forget no road connection when we ain't--we don't you cry babies you know that El Presidente the road is not connected I don't understand how that's my problem oh my god just connect the road please how is this not connecting yeah oh I see painting you did you built a road for us you're too kind I know you're not worthy there we go okay fine all right now are you missing anything else okay I guess we need to hire some foreigners I don't have internet yeah I don't have any electricity all right so they're doing stuff now newspaper Bild the newspaper okay I guess we have to build PU news everybody or is that media newspaper okay Pugh news the opinions is it worthy sanctum it needs to be built next to my mansion just to make sure it's unbiased it will I hire Gloria Borger absolutely all rights almost then Raphael Raphael Gomez is the most trustworthy most honest working media and also of course of course Josefa Gomez love her never met her because that would be against my my bias that would be conflicting bias but other than that I think it's doing pretty great all right so now how's my mind's doing how's my stone-age trade going how are we doing over here guys how is it freaking going how do I check in the progress how do I check the goddamn progress of the rain don't care Sofia please employee of the month who's that I've never done any of this I don't really know how to use it where is it I know there's a red bar or something god damn it where are you oh wait I know how to do it you click here and then open rage screen you're not even you're not even doing anything send part well then do it God a me treasure hunt then go on a treasure hunt go on a goddamn treasure hunt Papa needs money alright if okay now they're working good good more money gave me that money we need to destroy t-series the goal this mr. nuke nevermind nuke nothing this is impossible it's like I can't even joke okay alright yeah what is it citizens up higher food happiness if the food quality side food quality is based on goods that count as food grocery all right god damn it where we where we need food man we're all right fine fine what can I say I'm a very generous Presidente let's build some some goddamn food how do I build food build a newspaper have all the newspaper use independent work mode no that's ridiculous not gonna be independent that's already fine I'm going to need you to vacate the palace why what happened money then I do it this is the next one restart map why would every started what did I do wrong I failed oh god damn it are you kidding me it's their sad version of say you'll never see me Alexa this is so sad this is a dead meme can we play - besito what god damn it I failed alright well then let's go out what happened just two missions now alright fine fine let's try admissions then that might be easier okay are there any bridges in this game not on my watch and shut up hey look a llama what is this for tonight do you remember tropical emerald palm trees platinum beaches and crystalline seas yes which the Sun reflects like the twinkling of I'm doing again alright I swear to God I cannot read out half the comments alright let's take it step by step there we go very epic alright sugar I can do that I know how to build sugar how do I build sugar industry lumber sugar no processes sugar which one makes [ __ ] sugar it must be plantation right there it is goddamn it I'm a goddamn genius I cute 3,000 thank you alright let's speed it up a bit come on I need nukes god dammit I know you can bill Lord consecrated stuff like a drone command an aircraft carrier please let's build a pirate for it I need my price to do something where do I build that over here I feel like it's a good place let's see if I remember because I also need to build a where is there a teamster that's that was that right I need to build a team support there we go okay so now the game is teaching me so after I've done the sugar I need to do the we're making some rum boys and not girls that's right I'm 100% discriminating what do we build it over here sure you got to think of the future which I won't have after this video okay [Music] can wait for the headlines I have not it's a video game literally cry mourn okay wish you can buy it check out link inscription there we go I'm also very generous can I just point that out I think I've been an excellent leader so far yes ten Revolutionary immigrants fine okay fine all right so we're building the rum distillery now we need to build a library why why waste my goddamn time can libraries make me money I don't think so but you know this is what I said I'm a generous I'm a generous man I'm a generous leader this is actually my resume for the next president elections you know I'm actually running for 2020 I won't even need to do a campaign I'll just submit this live stream okay alright I don't care get a random blueprint what do I get a dungeon okay that's epic where's the dungeon what do I do with that enables you you and the police to arrest people and keep them in custody yeah dungeon time all right let's build the dungeon over here oh well hidden you know don't want people near my dungeon dungeon time arresting people and putting them in dungeon time whoa look at you all right I have forgot to buy the trade license for sugar and what else do I need bill it teams are poured on each of the three other islands okay yeah this is much easier for me to follow okay wait there's three other islands god dammit money are in immigrants hmm money thank you okay so team support I guess we can build it here perfect god damn it and another one here where's the third one okay won't even miss this it's a volcano okay epic whoa what is that epic okay call now they're all connected okay what is it only I know what it is a several dozen loose-lipped freedom fighters oh my god what do they whine okay what do they want they want to use independent work mode oh my god we need to be a independent ridiculous this is what I did last time and they just ended fine all right Pierre news again there we go oh my god I need a tannery okay oh yeah I forgot we need a tannery what do we build it here great what's the problem with this then empty stock every goddamn time work work goddamn it okay we're in the colonial area what can we focus on child allowances Church feed or a circus I guess we need to get some immigrants in here we need our city tube I didn't even swear what are you talking about [Music] okay we built one of the Teamsters we are building the newspaper it's getting there can I just get can we just give a shout out to all the working people in my city just shout out to all women as well major strides have been made guys okay here they go look at them all right yeah keep building keep building that's right dungeon not connected ah [ __ ] you're right how could I have been so blind I keep forgetting to connect everything there we go is that connected where's the what's the entrance to the dungeon oh shoot it's over there isn't it there we go perfect god damn you're building slow I need more people what okay we made it we made it coconut harvester SOS all right fine what else do we need you know what [ __ ] it let's just take everything what game is just literally in the title of the video you goddamn morons you're lucky you don't live in my city okay coconut Harvester there we go oh right by those say of course let's build the road not a bridge there we go very nice how is the newspaper not done yet how long do you need god dammit PU news I have not enough people building how many people are in my city 98 people are you kidding me you need to pay tax for the port no I don't what just give me the money oh do I need to build more houses is that the issue maybe that's a she let's put some more houses guys all right see how could I have in some plight of course just need some more houses get some more people then there we go look everyone happy now everyone very can you move god damn it right next to the dungeon we should goddamnit whatever doesn't matter it's just for tonight yeah it is actually it's fortnight to everybody this is the latest version take off the Hat what hat this is literally merged with my body I was born like this sorry okay now they're building thank God for valaria sánchez shout out to all the Valerio Sanchez out there yeah you got them right all right how's this doing how's the goddamn news how's the goddamn few news going have in mind okay I did it got to do a gold mine now I could probably do that on one of the islands right um mine so many things going on alright where did we got there we go is that gold Oh on that island okay perfect look at this approach this is what I'm frickin talking about who said I wasn't the best leader of all time thank you is that connected no it isn't oh my god just connect please what did I do wrong what'd I do wrong there we go are you connected thank you are you going to wear the shirt which shirt oh the Logan thing we'll just have to see you know we you can change the priority over there Construction yeah I know I just figured they would be done by now okay alright so now I gotta said I guess view news has to be independent we'll change it eventually okay we need immigrants let's get real here let's get some what about an LSD testing facility I'm sure you can build that have at least one teamster port with upgrade with upgrade deckhands do we need that on the island of the coconuts okay so team support like that is that all you got to do and then we need to build the goldmine did I built the goldmine I forgot I think I did there it is goddamn it I need more immigrants guys can you help me out here can anyone please I need more people in my city know what we're only a hundred people goddamn it am I still am I losing money or gaining money I'm gaining money okay nice what wide wide okay fine corn corn they want corn fine fine I say you want corn you can have it it's Billy here let's do a knight oh that was nice a little track it finished perfectly there we go build it and I think I need a teamster right I don't know what a teamster means but it sounds epic there we go research child allowances ha don't make me laugh employee of the month what am i ring I'm not wearing anything put the Teamster between our way I need to read that but teams are between production and docks what do you think Oh to maximize the okay so like here is that what you meant there's one there right yeah where did I okay let's demolish that then so like we need one where am i there is that what you meant fine let's do that where are my legs inside my ass why did I say that [Music] this game is too smart for you are you kidding me I'm the most okay yeah give me immigrants please pirate okay perfect perfect perfect stone inch time where do we build a tire all right I'm learning as I'm going if you guys want to help just download the game and figure it out for me please there's so much to do in this game is crazy yeah let's build it here uh okay honestly though I guess like on one of the islands makes sense yeah right next to the coconuts no one will expect the thing thank you I know I'm doing a great job okay what games do I recommend I recommend Tropico six everyone have at least one teamster port with upgrade deck oh yeah I forgot that so is this a this is a teams report with how do I upgrade why did I broke that one I did anyway okay I don't care okay okay okay obviously I need to upgrade this one it's really fast-paced this game I like barely keep a nut okay yeah let's do that goddammit I need more citizens are you guys even working here where's working in yeah you've got damn best we working Papa needs to get paid okay okay we'll take it I need to build another newspaper are you kidding me I guess there's a high demand of the pure news everyone and I should put some more Tavern right get some more people in here Oh Tavern is for tourists and citizens don't waste my goddamn time he's building a [ __ ] no we're not we're building we're building houses okay guys yeah do you like music too actually all right bunk house yeah there we go am i running out of time no maybe that's why I did so badly last year cuz I just had it on fast-forward everything oh yeah I forgot newspaper all right let's do it there we go connect it perfectly connected do it pretty good who's watching in 2 X can you do that I got poor X going baby logging camp oh yeah [ __ ] I forgot okay let's build it over here then it's got a lot of immersive logging camp there we go guess here would make sense connect the road yeah that's nice and easy that's not far at all that's pretty efficient right and then we need a teamster right see I'm doing great you need to build it no I don't shut up no stop you need a better road system I've got any suggestions why okay what can I do about this fisherman more teamster office okay yeah we should we should definitely be lay [Music] where is that fisherman there it is okay we can be here pervy [Music] can I build a bridge I think I actually meet it extend your mandate I'm where is that right where where right where where where where where where help all right let's visit there I don't know why there's an option as a reward know it what oh yeah I forgot the parrot [ __ ] got way too many things going on okay fine let's let's do a heist in summer con as you do it's over the money button what do you mean oh [ __ ] we're losing money boys this is not good the worst precedent please guys please through the golden smuggle oh of course [ __ ] I'm a returned I mean I'm an idiot that's what I said okay so there we go wait what what is it gold smuggle yeah yeah go smoke okay okay I literally have the memory of a goldfish can't you do it oh wait it's doing it okay program wait you can get external somewhere your mission oh I see we need immigrants why who did this who did this work harder goddamn it how do I see like how much money it's making it's doing pretty good get more coconuts you know what let's get another coconut absolute Matt light over here get some more coconuts currently leading against he series with 635 thousand subs to easy T series to easy T series saw this livestream and they realize I'm just too strong goddamnit maybe I should not accept all of them where's my fisherman Wharf goddamnit maybe I shouldn't accept everything accepts everything workers cannot reach this construction site oh yeah [ __ ] got it but I forgot about their bridge please cannot build bridges god dammit okay it's fine it's fine it's fine I just need to I just need to it's fine it's fine honestly it's look at that we did it we are oh my god we did it I'm so proud I am so proud I've never been this I goddamn it okay it's gotta go like this okay there it is there it is look at that look at that just look at that that's efficiency right fricking there thank you very much now finish your goddamn job stop wasting my goddamn time so guys we did it that's my best impression ever done [Music] the comments are just my last remaining brain cells Jesus Christ can we have some normal helpful supportive comments thank you very much okay what's next but I bet I swear to God I build a lumber mill like three [ __ ] years ago why is it not done yet I was a logging camp what the hell is the difference all right let's build out here then right doing great feel very proud of the city oh the parties are back this is great where does the pirate Cove again it's co-working whatever it doesn't matter all right new mission what should we send them to rescue don't make me laugh all right let's just do a treasure hunts oh I think we need to buy some license that actually I think about it right [Music] cold do I actually I can import no I don't want to do that export [ __ ] it's expensive dude I don't need milk coconut yes banana yes corn yes had I not been making money all this time are you kidding me you're all useless come on I'm only making money through pirates that's how you know you're a good leader he just realized Lowell shut up fine pay Bright's I don't care a rescue raid all right I guess Kenz cancel all your doing rescue why do I have to rescue people alright just rescue anyone all right I don't care and then get me some coconuts and [ __ ] the mission of the Pirates is to raid the coconuts this is literally the coconut farm right here feel pretty good about this please speak German I'm pretty sure that's a terrible idea you're running out of time wait wait wait where where was that what should I do trying to read the comments wait what what do I need to do build the device to transport vehicle over water like a submarine or some shut up you're going to lose the game do more missions I'm trying I'm freakin trying I'm doing missions every second have at least one gold with secret protocol mode okay we can do that easily because we have mines over here boys secret protocol they got done have an active gold nut export trade route with smugglers gold nut what the [ __ ] is gold nut sounds really great okay well that mission is failed lumber mill have you not built the goddamn what [Music] why did no one tell me huh why did no one tell me who was it who was it that never commented I read your goddamn comments we did tell you when where and when we told you you needed to UM I already bought it you need to get a propaganda leader called Joseph garbled and they that's alright next don't dictate you so much excuse me I think I know what I'm doing I need an egg farm that's what we need to do just make eggs don't use Forex you're probably right about that I'm eating eggs time limit is in bottom life choose extend many time permission to extend him that's why you keep losing okay let's do that then let's choose a simpler island I'm gonna play on the hardest mode just so like cuz that was a bit too easy you are the worst dictator ever excuse me who's wearing the Hat okay shut up I think I'm doing great yes good meme smuggling ramen for a master criminal was no more than a hobby the good old days you can't even smuggle just cry soon discovered that he was number one on the Allies wanted list so began our crash course in crime and punishment all right pressure all right all citizens right to vote what is this wealthy people gets to vote don't make me laugh we're a professional soldiers what kind of what else can I pick just those two all right effective until 1923 okay all right sugar for sugar plantations what do i what am i rich okay I'm fine one that's a ranch plantation come on sugar well you can't even make eggs you can't harvest eggs ah now I'm really disappointed fine I guess sugar will have to do we can have Lamas though let me just bail these okay and now now we get to the real business I just realize I need one of these as well okay well sure what should we focus on sprite cranberry okay that's not a bad idea all right now we can speed up right you guys just need to work faster all right so now we need to get a trade license for sugar and we should get another one as well for nothing apparently weapons can we email we can import weapons can we produce weapons with why we need to build watchtowers that's no problem just to overlook the citizens just make sure they're living a happy healthy life yeah all right I guess we need to build them like central there we go there's one just to make sure everyone is living a nice happy healthy goodtime life there we go [Music] next up we're building a goddamn what does the ranch's do we need we need our crocodile farming I'm serious about god dammit he wants rum god dammit the game doesn't want me to do what I want to do fine all right what can bill that they're here ever again now we're gonna build a goddamn crocodile farm coz that's why I'm here I don't know about you guys know who said no about that I'm still I'm making money well I'm trying look I got sixty nine percent approval ah dammit it changed obviously we have people in this one hire foreign workers god damn it wow this one has a lot of workers alright let's get some Hans some immigrants there we go police station where is it Public Services there was the fire station where's the police station radio station oh you can have a nuclear program oh god damn it I want that come on where's the police station am i blind a yacht club space program inspiring statue I want to have a spiring statues Cold War I need to be in the Cold War era government of course police station right there now my flock are blessed with faith hope and charity don't care about you I have a speech make one more rumbling yeah they're building they're on their construction voice [Music] Oh actually we don't need that one okay so we still need to build their pirate station did I just say pirate station because that's exactly what I meant it's music though very nice holy [ __ ] where is it okay perfect right here right here where it belongs am i doing better this time I feel like I am decrease unemployment rate Wayne Wayne Wayne I want to build a police station well I'm already tracer okay where where died Billy are you crazy so he doesn't have any stock alright don't care virgin okay so pirate comb rebuilt that and we're building that so let's not fast forward where the hell are their bananas that's a great question thank you for asking that holy [ __ ] there's a lot of dead memes in the chain always make me proud brooch thank you very much guten tag from the gulag trade okay except an import trade around with a non superpower trade partner all right seems legit they call me the now I don't want to alarm you but I'm going to need a rather prompt decision on these offers okay labor policy religion unlocks religion estate that would otherwise cost I don't care non-superpowered trade what does that do I figure it'll take a lot except an import route with an on I don't know where to do that I'll just abandon that because I don't know how to do that how is the police they should not built yet [Music] pathetic who works in this town who's running this town oh it's cuz I'm like slow-speed that's why look at the logo trade license oh it's there is that it politics train oh I see oh actually that was not that difficult [ __ ] I [ __ ] that cool hat thanks bro build a Japanese okay great yeah why is the part thing that's started that's a great question police station either Road connection excuse me what is this they'll make me laugh is it actually not undercut that's right a [ __ ] god martial law give me that why is it not building that's a great question build more construction out for the input open door immigration where do I do that there's so much to learn about this game food for people free no lunch Urban Development we have a lot of homeless people [ __ ] I need to build more houses god dammit that's not a contrast okay perfect I feel like I should build bunk houses there we go build more construction of that it's the Hat part of new merch yes it's coming out very soon it's gonna sound like a god so she chose we're watching carefully I have a feeling so - I haven't paused I show you right is that why oh my god are you kidding me this is why I have edited videos I sometimes wonder about your final confession okay fine I'll build a chapel so you can shut your paper there we go is that legit why because I had it on pause am i that [ __ ] stupid the cringe is good content these guys know [Laughter] all right smugglers trade wrap fulfill export trade rat with smugglers for rum that the one No oh it is and experts have done their jobs week the US has decided they don't like to drink it now we got to export the round alright don't care all right there's a lot of people asking me for a lot of things right now export weapons okay that seems fair yeah why not we don't produce them but ya know let's export some weapons I haven't even build my goddamn bunk houses yet we really need the chapel going alright so how do I build weapons how do I make weapons there we go all right yeah yeah why not oh god okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah why not why not I'm open for new businesses why not export some weapons how do i how do I make weapons again alright this is going great this is awesome this is epic guys I said you know what let's spend some goddamn bunkhouses you know why cuz I I'm a goddamn good person how do i I still really haven't learned the game sixty-eight homeless citizens well then where where where I'm homeless literally cry more okay I'm doing my best here do you think do you think it's easy for me huh do you think I have it so nice huh do you not understand we build a quarantine camp seems fair that seems like a good idea spill a dungeon you never know let's build a dunya next to my house okay how is the [ __ ] chapel not done yet I swear to God Francisco Ruiz Pablo your old dead once you finish building this there better be crocodiles yeah give me give me my money give me my goddamn money all right how am i how am I not exporting rum at this point I can change the currency is that what I'm doing [ __ ] there's so many layers to this game we're learning together guys we're doing it oh wait this is not changing anytime soon I need to get the export for there we go I don't think I can afford anything more right now you're not earning money while I'm trying sheesh what I got to make money now just wait until I'm exporting my guns that's what yeah not my promise I have little pirates looting bananas and coconuts and coffee and coal and fish I think I know what I'm doing okay how do i how do I make money seriously come on I need to make money a high priority it's high-priority time we need to finish the gun Factory Papa needs to get paid goddamn it they need a grocery now no I'm saying no to that one a prison all right that seems fair you know what instead of the dungeon let's have a prison cancel how do I build a prison there we go yeah sure why not there we go I was a nice prison look at that a prison right next to my house seems like a great idea I don't know why I need a prison I just need it okay why am I not exporting run can someone explain that to me main quest issue a prohibit exit god damn it they want so many goddamn things don't they first oh okay we're exploiting Roberts buddy run finally god damn it you guys are useless I thought Petey pie was banned yeah well I will be after this don't worry all right I need money give me money export what build bank more houses foods Tim what are you talking about okay okay it suddenly said what are we building we're building handguns that's right that's a bit lame but at least we're doing it so what do you need to get steel and nickel all right [ __ ] okay [ __ ] I didn't think we would actually need other stuff okay so we need to mine for ah [ __ ] how do I make oh there was nickel there was nickel knowers nickel nickel nickel nickel alright where can I make nickel there we go is that nickel that's really [ __ ] far away isn't it do we not have any nearer nickel god [ __ ] okay we can do it here actually that's perfect oh it's so far away Stuart here let's just do it here that's right nickel and then I wrote because I'm a great guy like that I was not even that bad and what else did we need steel import oh I can just import it that's too complicated for me I don't know how to do that okay nickel import nickel fine I'll buy a trade license I'll import nickel and then steel how do I get steel then another trade license fine it's fine I have so much money guys so it's fine export import accept so we're importing nickel and steel are exporting rum and sugar and then we're gonna produce okay this this is epic ice you love the hat one hat what are you talking about oh my god so I know how do I eat you there prohibition people are all drunk if you intend to profit from this friendship as you to pass your own provisioning so there's a rum left to export what the [ __ ] are you doing you're gonna go bankrupt soon what are you talking about I got a lot of money Papa's got a ton of money I feel like I should save just in case I fail again okay okay I don't think any I don't think any of that how am I not importing did I say export when I meant import no it it it is important from Mexico come on Mexico Mexico please excuse me Mexico where is my money Mexico what are you doing give me my goddamn money you don't have a port man where you don't have a port no I have enough stuff to worry about what is this then huh it's a dog okay well whatever alright a port fine whatever thought for sure I had a port this is ridiculous oh yeah we need to build a bus [ __ ] the people can farm the nickel and [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and then parking we need parking goddamnit and then we need another bus goddamnit oh god my town is too big okay let's do another bus here so they can get to work quicker I have a road I have a road what are you talking about you're gonna go bankrupt you're - oh [ __ ] I - money god damn it why did no one tell me [ __ ] it's fine it's fine it's fine it happens I mean that it's fine it's fine it's fine I know what I'm doing you build a road to your port I did oh there's it there is already there's all kinds of stuff here I didn't even realize have they not been making me money all right so I should build a bank is that what you guys are saying is that how I get money that's right I can just print my own money why make money when you can create money [ __ ] it can't afford it goddamn it what port I have a row oh you're right Sian with what money huh with what money I don't have time Papa needs to export my weapons goddammit I'm poor how the Frick am I not getting nickel you need to build a bridge oh my god shut the [ __ ] up sorry sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I just made I didn't need actual help I have a praise end it's right next to my house please building someone build the bridge to the other nickel build the bridge to the other nickel chef you got deer mouth I don't need a bridge because I have a road a road have you heard of it it's a [ __ ] road I don't need a bridge Jesus Christ hey look who's making money huh look who's making money I know what I'm doing goddamn pissed me off you almost have enough money to buy a bank thank you helpful comment you aren't anymore in bankruptcy yeah that's how you say that okay so now okay you know what we're doing so goddamn good I'm saving the game just in case I mess up look how much rumburak sporting dude goddamn genius I don't know what this is don't care [Music] you're billing to many things at once yeah you're probably right about that it's just so addicting to build stuff look how happy everyone is by the way can we talk about how great of a leader I am everyone is having fun look how happy everyone is look how house everyone is I I'm actually not doing that bad by the bank you're goddamn right I'm buying a bank all right where's the bank Popeye needs to print some money I can't afford it you oh I can't all right we're in depth again hope you guys thanks for the tip guys really appreciate it all right what are you guys waiting oh yeah keep raining [ __ ] theater lame okay oh thank god we did something Crime and Punishment okay okay this is epic oh you're in - god dammit I am creative of the help you're giving presidency I tell the chaps in the club good sorts those truck I guess I have to accept that we have nickels guys we have nickel we have two weapons we made two weapons oh my god guys guys guys guys I think I'm doing pretty good we made two guns we made two fourteen the nickel is coming are they're finally coming - stupid workers they are walking to June they're walking the idiots are walking stop now why are you walking I built a bus station goddammit take the butt god damn it calm down fix okay where's the goddamn [ __ ] bus station that's a parking station where's the goddamn bus station oh no I'm getting a hand green I'm getting really angry they're walking the whole goddamn gangway oh I did something oh wait sorry okay okay okay all right we're making guns like a cop at church one where's Quan showed up Quan follow up on Quan what is he doing all right mo nica oh my god you idiots all right where's my workers where's my record he's in the house country-ass Blancas oh they're not working right now we're like where where are their jobs okay so how far did it worked okay this step parking why don't I need to build that I need to build that Hey look we're up in money now I need the lab where is it where it [ __ ] is it the bus station bus station but state bus station oh I can build a steel mill okay that's good then I don't have the import step okay now we build the wall guys pink okay yeah yeah yeah oh dammit dammit god dammit [ __ ] god [ __ ] dammit why do you know what tell me before build house next to mines bill house next to mines of course then they don't have to walk it genius I'm a goddamn genius I did not read the comments here you gotta have a house let's on Papa have another one son me voice whoa goes to buy bus station bye Steve you need to mine Aaron now why why why why why why why dude I'm making steel like a goddamn nickel mine oh you never built that you idiots you frickin Fricks just oh oh we're plus four plus four plus uh you made some profit okay let's not waste any more money Felix stop wasting your goddamn money stop buying stuff why what is happening why is it getting dark did we almost did the rum quest I don't care don't care we need to build a customs office okay let's build a customs love it wait I don't have enough money oh yeah don't spend money save the game you're goddamn right I'm doing amazing you're right okay come on guys come on guys maybe once we done with this we can actually like build the [ __ ] Bank get some bit connect in here oh that would be so sweet I'm gonna build a bank here in the center what would be the currency for for me few coins don't say it don't say it okay Bank oh [ __ ] what happened to my money who keeps taking my money [Music] [Laughter] sometimes I wish I was an unknown youtuber I can actually make I read the comments [Music] Sarah deaf like zero money I have an embassy invite access to embassy okay we can do that we can do that how do I do that oh the axis how do I do that no I don't how do I invite them do I need an embassy or something stop importing oh [ __ ] you're right I'm importing why do you know what [ __ ] tell me I don't need this [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out oh that's what's cussing me all the money but goddamn and I'm making money though am i export I may be even exporting the [ __ ] weapons no I'm not export import weapons export there we go now we'll make money customs office don't build it wait what do you say don't build houses build a complex okay I'll do it next time all right yeah let's cancel leaves I ain't got time why am I losing money now what do they do that's why they call them Goods because it's good dude we can get so much money from Eric phones when Adam front strand please please guys help me on this one build the bank with what money shut up all right next one that tells me to build a goddamn [ __ ] bridge insta permabanned for a year okay what do I need actually I need an embassy well with one 100 the fast fast we need to work fast where is the bank give me my bank ah oh hell yeah oh oh look at it look at it it's beautiful where do I please it I don't have space for the bank bank please oh okay all right yeah let's see a nice pillar here that's a fancy ass Bank by the way looks like a cheese sorry where's the entrance of the bank I don't want to like bill I'll build it here and then it looks like benders is here all right we're building the Bank boys it's happening you have an embassy already oh I have an embassy already thanks for that tip we're library Church embassy axis here we go send delegation is that what I'm doing the man completed oh we did it hold this [ __ ] give me money give me money I don't know how to do that prohibition from an old emo road to bank oh [ __ ] you're right well I don't know where the entrance is I don't know what the answers is so I'm not gonna do it build a toilet jesus [ __ ] christ I guess I have to build a customs office I don't really want to oh no no no no no no no but the game is telling me I guess I have to [Music] I wish I could see where the entrance is it's kind of hard to tell I think it's like this oh [ __ ] why did no one tell me I'm poor alright okay great great I don't have time for that right now build your alligator farm this that's the end goal all right you have to work your way to get there I'll build a road to the bank when it's [ __ ] built or now okay pine I don't know where the entrances that's the problem but I should do it right article 13 people are drunk issue a prohibition X wears prohibition good money making good money good money guys research in thing newspaper whoa what just happen oh we completed a raid awesome we get money from they alright heist so niche sells news good idea are we actually making good money from this we're not even using the steel mill because it's never finished its the game paused oh god it's the game pause no I wasn't why is no-one building [ __ ] am i building too many stuff again I'm not swearing shut up I would never say a swear oh [ __ ] we lost money again voice we lost money again voice you actually hovered over the prohibition are you kidding me alright where bish where I was just at the prohibition where which one is it the prohibition is where you did the newspaper thing what what holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm rich I'm [ __ ] rich research oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god prohibition prohibition prohibition where is it prohibition where is it ah [ __ ] oh it's happening it's happening Oh things are happening now things are happening boys I'm a goddamn genius you're right I'm a goddamn genius literally touched in three he can swear I'm not swearing shut up I would never customs office thank you guys for helping me by the way I don't think I could have done this without you this is great prohibition no wait customs office construction team Street custom there must be like government building right no bish where you already started our customs next to the bank I knew that I knew that are you kidding me fulfill import trade route with access okay we could probably do that right how do I do that [ __ ] I need to stop accepting things that I don't understand the dad do it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I accepted one I didn't mean to loot expel access from embassy okay I guess I did that the man failed oh [ __ ] I [ __ ] that [ __ ] now I'm scared I'm saving I'm saving again fulfill import trade road with axis why would I expel it then where is it you're becoming a Nazi why would you say that [Music] I don't know how I got on this ride I'm not actually trying you need iron to make steel ah [ __ ] ah [ __ ] I need to mine is that what you're saying steel cold no I need coal and iron are you kidding me fiction everyone else yeah we don't in the day okay we need what was it I forgot Iren and iron and coal [ __ ] all right what can we mine goddamn it is so [ __ ] far away dude all right we're just gonna have to do it cold there and then shut up listen listen I ain't got time wait what would I build I built coal and iron iron listen I'm I'm trying I'm [ __ ] trying there we go now let's make a nice little road nice little road Jesus Christ [Music] and uh god damn me we have to make a bridge fine are you happy now are you happy are you satisfied doing good feel very proud of this city I don't have a customs office yet are you kidding me how is this not built yet oh it's almost done oh it's going fast now boys we have the bank all right now we're gonna get the money finally the [ __ ] bank generates filthy rich okay let's just do a normal [ __ ] bag I'll take the money trade route do I do that with a harbor maybe [Music] no build bus station by mines oh you're right okay I need to do that is it bus garage [Music] yeah it is isn't he oh my god the comments are [ __ ] again God - I mean stupid again that's right in order made a train ride I'd already made a trade rat what the [ __ ] does that mean I don't want to let down Eric Fernstrom you know like god dammit it's just starting or ending I don't know [ __ ] I don't know god [ __ ] damn it this is a bus garage what it what is a bucket oh my god help me this is the bus it's a [ __ ] parking bus crush quick build start why it's not connected to a road yeah this okay okay okay [Music] did I not build one all right we're just gonna have to quick build ending there we go they can walk home dude look how much money we have hold this [ __ ] the shadow so fast I'm trying but no sorrows oh god damn it [ __ ] oh I just need one of them setup bus ride so workers can I use it okay so I I basically what I need to do is where the [ __ ] is it holy [ __ ] I'm lost in my own City so you're telling me so you're telling me so you're telling me I just pray a start and then I just place an end is that it oh my [ __ ] god so that there's no point in building that I [ __ ] all right now they can go back and forth and [ __ ] I don't [ __ ] know and then start here right and then am i doing here I think I'm think I'm doing a pretty epic alright now you can go to work alright and stop wasting my [ __ ] time and make some goddamn guns thank the bus driver did you see that referencing rewind I don't even get it the first time I was like that's pretty cringy line build more houses where and where we need more houses okay but this time we build actual [ __ ] houses yeah apartments yeah we can afford that [Music] I don't know where the front and back is of this okay I'll give a speech about okay perfect it's election time oh [ __ ] am I gonna win it all right well everyone has a job and everyone loves the Communists and we're gonna blame the Allies and also did I say that all the jobs are great oh my god yes he has no legs he's got no legs it's the beta version guys okay that's why there's some ghosts I'm glitches I think he's supposed to be up here no legs mode build the businesses buy the houses okay that's a good idea I'm not the one who who's [ __ ] rich as shake set the Constitution to pacifists than waste my time woman build even more houses are you guys [ __ ] crazy issue prohibition again how do I do that save the game okay good idea thank you build the proper residential area they're not I can't even build two houses all right calm down guys we're we're prohibition we're you guys lied to me I could do nuclear testing come on I want to do that should I give them free lunch food for the people that's ridiculous you just gave a two-month long speech oh my god why are you not doing anything you [ __ ] steal mail god damn it I thought we had a deal of oh they're not constructed yet all right I ain't got time work work god damn it let's hire some people food has left the chair all right come on finish it I need to make weapons it's my main source of income I'm not [ __ ] swearing please all right maybe in a couple of years we can build some nuclear [ __ ] what is this what do you want resource depleted by [ __ ] [ __ ] all right we build a new logging camp ting ok is there anything else we need I think we're pretty much perfect all right how do I do this how do I do this fulfill alright I'm not leaving the comments sell stuff to access via trade read research the bank okay that's it that's all I gotta do let's check out the bank and of course what I need to do is I what the [ __ ] are you guys smoking what are you talking about build another construction company can you eat obsidian sell the mill that they will replant the trees not cut them down oh okay Road to the bank it has a road shut up don't forget the bus stop next near the other mind it's fine they can walk the last bit build the road to the bank it has a [ __ ] road can you not see it in turns right there choose pirate missions you guys are very demanding treasure hunting there you go axis trade route Eric Fernstrom please you haven't been importing steel for a while not named while you're not naming it's so not okay listen I'll make it my own [ __ ] steel oh god damn it they're not making any steel alright fine we're gonna have to trade in some steel exports steel imports steel fine fine just cuz I need money I'm not desperate you need you need to make trade alliance with the excess power check the license menu maybe maybe maybe maybe they said maybe they said [ __ ] where fish where axis trade round which one we're already exporting [ __ ] cigars and [ __ ] don't forget about the election don't worry I know what I'm doing people love me in this town a bridge [ __ ] shut up please you need to set up the trade route when you import US Steel give it some time to update what tropicals under attack what the [ __ ] who sits hacking me oh god they're targeting my bank oh god now I gotta build a military god [ __ ] damn it let's see series guys they've done it now I'm building barracks I got a build barracks god [ __ ] damnit that's over I'll bid again next to my house and I need it Oh God God is this the end of PewDiePie oh [ __ ] they're at our god [ __ ] damnit t-series stop oh [ __ ] this is like Normandy oh god they're gonna bridge soon [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] God army I need an army I need an army I need a nine year old army guys please I'm building it [ __ ] shut up shut up I don't care communists demand research freewheels okay fine what the [ __ ] is that no no no I don't care I'm not doing communism first tab on trade routes first tab no I already have it you [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] are you smoking ah they're attacking my weapons alright alright desperate times desperate measures we have barracks now build a building oh wow most top 10 most helpful comments bail constriction offers it faster oh yeah I did I did it I did it prohibition is in the Constitution okay where's the Constitution again I'd swear I've seen that I can't change the Constitution until 1923 which is very soon actually my election rating is going down god [ __ ] damn it you're right alright military strength okay it looks like they are they are definitely voting for me cuz I'm an amazing leader I don't consider myself just a leader I consider myself a friend so yeah we're not gonna mess with the election at all I need to build library so I can speed up the process okay cool I'll build a library this is library are the attackers coming now have you not [ __ ] finished this yet I swear to God oh we did every day every day we actually did it we actually did it I'm crying and shaking right now oh just give me a migrant I don't even care issue fry we're still on [ __ ] penalty no more prohibition exhibit zero death by the way can I can we just get a shout-out to zero deafs everyone train an army in my base we're defensive engage with the attackers take em out boys take them out boys take them out this is a great strategy take him out take them out the election can we talk about how great I am at this game now now that I'm the new president again uh everyone citizens gets to vote what can I say I'm a great leader and we need to have a maybe lower the military they're all strictly legitimate okay find circuit there you go what does that mean let's ask for financial aid okay yeah we were to have that expell access from embassy what but I did it i oh we did it right away job happiness needs to increase how do I make them happier stop complaining so goddamn much how about that have you thought about that how am I not making any more goddamn weapons oh I am making weapons okay great because we're important steel if this making steel we're [ __ ] making steel boys we're making Steel's things are happening right now we only export weapons do we import anything no we don't you know why because we're making our steel goddammit it's actually happening boys it's actually [ __ ] happening look at it when a war oh it's time I think it's time to invade I think we're strong enough to kill some some people how the [ __ ] do I do this okay fine I'm bored fulfill import sorry I can't do that again I'm not doing that again okay I need your help guys no where are the tanks they're out killing people what the [ __ ] is going on excuse me this is life this is real life this is all that matters okay part of the game is building merit with either the Allies or taxes you'd be better stein depending on trade route submission you already have some access points so do them yeah that's what I'm doing okay tell me something I didn't know local Beauty damn we look pretty in this town make it oh my god shut up god [ __ ] damn it all right I guess we can do some I don't even need this [ __ ] I just need money cancel cancel cancel oh [ __ ] I can't I'm under attack no I'm not oh I am I have whatever what anything gonna do huh what are they [ __ ] gonna do engage the attackers okay I think we're doing pretty [ __ ] good are they fighting over here what are they shooting at you know you're shooting at nothing right this this man David Ramos Ramos David Ramos just died I'm so sad about that I'm not okay with David Ramos I'm slowly learning the game but it's getting more fun the more you'd understand it but I feel like the more I learned that lesson I understand okay let's give them some frames prohibition issue prohibition I [ __ ] did it I did it I've done it a million times the prohibition please goddamn me we have a lot of homeless people still okay let's build some houses over make a crocodile farm [ __ ] you're right we haven't done it yet I can't believe it spilled some apartments over here holy [ __ ] this game is intense okay so now it's just useless don't waste my time a system or logging camps can hurt right why can't I not build it am I even exporting [ __ ] logs just hit me why not [Music] hopefully [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm losing boats why I'm doing great look how great I'm doing I'm making so many weapons I won the war you got damn right I won the war is anyone surprised is anyone actually surprised this is why you need to join my country I actually really need job happiness how the [ __ ] the way increase job happiness making people less unemployed okay what if I kill all the unknit alright well how about we arrest all the people that are unemployed okay that makes sense right we just put them in jail and that way they can just work from jail that's how you increase job happiness everyone in case you didn't know [Music] labor policy yeah maybe that helps oh my god Eric fun [ __ ] strand fine fine how do we do that again I actually forgot uh neurotically I forgot [Music] they took our jobs what the [ __ ] is this oh yeah you're going to jail [ __ ] that's right if you ain't working you go to jail what can I say I'm a fair country maybe hospitals will make them happier we haven't actually done a power plan that might be cool we actually have some money now right and if we have a power plan I know you can build some entertainment like I put a funfair and [ __ ] like that build a theater where movie theater it's got to be in the Cold War oh my god bruh bruh save the game you goddamn right I'm saving the game I appreciate you guys help me out on this I need how to take all the help I can in build the restaurant so they can eat where and where we need to eat no you know what no no more build this no more build that no more build schools no more build this I'm not building anything until my hand my goddamn crocodile farm okay that's what I wanted to do at the very start and I think I've earned myself some [ __ ] crocodile farms I'm building how many goddamn crocodile want of farms that I so goddamn pleases me that's how you say that thank you another crocodile farm you think I'm done [ __ ] off crocodile farming is really gonna take off you don't know there's the demand for crocodiles these days in 1924 people want crocodile farms it's not just me why crocodiles good question now we got to make sure that we export the crocodiles what should we do what a [ __ ] do I do with the crocodiles it's crocodiles actually [ __ ] useless [Music] I'm creating jobs that's what I'm doing I'm an excellent president Thanks well I can keep the crocodiles and I can leather leather of course leather of course that's what I do with the life all right so we're gonna start exporting leather is we're gonna bout to have a lot of [ __ ] leather going on voice where's the [ __ ] leather there we go import leather no export leather [ __ ] I can't do it yet I guess we're not producing it yet all right let's quick a bit let's quick build the crocodile farm house my crocodiles that's what I'm talking about look at that look they have a little [ __ ] and everything oh my god look at this we are winning the war and we're making a crocodile farm and job happiness is not increasing even though I put people to jail that whirring oh my god all right job happiness can I check that out health care quality fun fave food fun happiness perfect this is this is the dream I'm living the dream right now I don't need militaries I'm doing the access route finish Lu [Music] oh that's right I need to build more houses I forgot [Music] if you guys want to check out Tropico as well link in the description fun time help me out as well so I can know how to actually play the game that would be great I can't even [ __ ] build it there listen bills and bunkhouses are you kidding me if you expel the access you can be able to bigger pie okay all right let's do that we did it [Music] did I get good yet I think I'm pretty goddamn good how's the crocodiles doing they're doing fantastic this is what I'm talking about this is how I have this amount of money we're losing people's votes [ __ ] you're right what am i doing run just 88 hey I have a 120 1000 and you know why crocodiles goddamn crocodiles making me a [ __ ] fortune look how much leather I have dude am I actually exporting leather though oh my god I have actually I can't export leather are you kidding me are you [ __ ] kidding me I can only import leather alligator farms are useless no no Oh meat okay yeah no no no no no no meat milk can you milk alligators surely you can milk alligators how do I milk alligators save the game yeah you can milk them okay great good thank you prohibition is under addicts money you still haven't done the mission since 30 minutes ago shut up I mean thank you oh my god oh my god I did it it was that easy huh oh my god this changes everything now I gotta build restaurants and [ __ ] for his restaurant I swear I've seen it like a million [ __ ] there it is yeah give me a restaurant a rest drop against you now at Lauren RA we can arrest wrongdoers well I arrested a ton of people what are you talking about all right we're gonna have to arrest some people guys all right so who's not happy all right so again we're gonna have two special citizens we have two criminals arrest okay can I just kill them then all right we have 12 unemployed people so because they're uneducated ah I need a school can I build schools College goddamn I'm the best goddamn people I have not peed in two and a half hour jesus [ __ ] christ [Music] [Music] turn your bridges for fucksake past the game did I not pause the game I am panicking because I didn't pause the game why am i crocodile range is not [ __ ] build yet and you know what I'm done with this [ __ ] the Crockett house oh my god I'm rich at least there's a school build yet [ __ ] it build it [ __ ] it build it now that I have a PowerPoint I can build the [ __ ] high school first ah [ __ ] where's the highest [ __ ] [ __ ] alright here you go done export hide where oh I see so that's what happens when we do it we're not exporting any [ __ ] logs why not I thought I had a long business what's happening here place oh my god oh my god need more immigrants you're right [ __ ] go to school military education this game is so complex seriously the people in jail we got to free them from jail so they can go to school hi you're free I Adam disaster of disasters the crew is so why did I spend five thousand guys can you go out of jail because I need you to get a job I'm losing votes I know I know the bill the barrack near the dock why holy [ __ ] shed that what happened I went to pee and stop making fun of me please I'm losing money job happiness literacy program that would make sense build the Empire and destroy t-series that's actually a great idea although already getting destroyed by the way are you actually walking to job you [ __ ] idiot why are you going to jail now we were ready to order the rocks but suddenly there were druids everywhere I think I'm doing good but I can't tell they rebuild the restaurant by the way quick bill damn that filled up fast so we've got to make sure it's safe well it's right next to a [ __ ] army base so I think it's safe it arrested criminals edgy what's up/ok criminals got it where's the [ __ ] criminals I keep forgetting where everything is there we go special citizens there's a [ __ ] rebel I'll kill him crime lords kill them all oh my god there's so many criminals I'm sorry but you're all gonna have to die all right well bribe one and see what happens I'm a good leader shut up Hey look look everything is going great only eight unemployed citizens I think that's pretty good Swedish dictator I guess this school is working you put the college next to this crocodile farm don't question me all right build more houses for [ __ ] sake okay fine you don't have to swear at me yeah good call cool guy thank you for the suggestion wait I have 150 homeless where and where I'm home late maybe we should build more [ __ ] roads instead of me yeah building neighborhood there you go enjoy your houses [ __ ] alt f4 to boost money really wow that's really cool actually I have enough money so maybe I won't do it now but thank you for the suggestion I'll definitely use it later Lock them up reallocation program oh my god you can actually do that that's awesome 50% approval [ __ ] how do i how do I deal with these idiots what do you think why huh the capitalists are they happy with okay the task is done oh thank god immigrants never thought I'd say that that was a joke okay um [ __ ] emptying stock are you kidding me I don't have nickels [ __ ] we need to aim for nickels import nickel import nickel import nickel here we go 20% above standard [ __ ] [ __ ] what are you doing then kill her kill her kill her kill her kill her please kill okay [ __ ] pirates goddamn their actual pirate all right you did your thing right thank you finally where are the bridges they're online they're easy floor we need to build another barracks okay fine I can do that right next to the bank where they belong now of course it's here Rex is that dangerous that yeah it's really fast cool job happiness Felix I'm trying first of all I gotta arrest these [ __ ] [ __ ] do I not have place in my prison is that why I can't arrest more yeah I can so why can I not kill him I have a [ __ ] crime lord in my town cuz they're homeless I guess I can just kill them I'm sorry guys not enough workers holy [ __ ] [ __ ] when are you nuking you know what it's time to build a [ __ ] it's nuking time let's do a save here I'm gonna just I'm gonna play really good the last that the last of this I'm gonna make sure I do a great job actually we built quite a lot actually I'm proud of this town I'm proud of this city okay we're gonna build a [ __ ] what is this [ __ ] we can't build it goddamn it can be building Cold War [ __ ] I really wanted to build it is anything cool we can build a snorkel Bay you and ministry was what's fun about a ministry you guess we need another police station you're right because we need to arrest the [ __ ] [ __ ] you right next to the mansions quick bill what is this guy doing I hate them build a rollercoaster is that actually good I can build a rule because modern times can only do it I can build a funfair up here wait the pier doesn't actually go in the water must be placed on a beach reaching into water okay there we go okay I think I'm back I don't know if anything happened basically I am I did a lot of amazing stuff in case you're curious okay you guys are [ __ ] useless holy [ __ ] where do I build the prison can a man just build the prison goddammit thank you done absolute man line stream offline is it still offline refreshing and should be back although you can't hear me say refresh so I don't it's 4x time baby am I able to arrest people now why not [ __ ] is it lagging what happened I'm building prisons shut up guys hey livestream was down all right I know what I'm doing look at this I'm building [ __ ] prisons mahkumat can I now arrest them oh now I can arrest them great shut up don't try and bribe yourself into me that sounded weird yeah well you're going to jail so stop kissing my ass no you cannot you're dead [Music] Oh God oh yeah they're going to jail five arresting job happiness is actually going up how about that guys [Music] export rum and sugar build more watchtower for safety okay thanks forgot about watchtowers I kind of need them everywhere don't I you can look in the map I know military strength oh okay maybe some stuff here everyone has to do their part guys or usually when you're apart can you guys build a little [ __ ] slower please alligators high-tech sport yeah you're right but I can't do it look where is it I don't have it build a tenner you make leather holy [ __ ] cyka be otten god dammit don't okay alright let's just make sure I arrest all the people now oh I have to be a little on the small island I [ __ ] build it here [ __ ] [ __ ] cancel [ __ ] I'm an idiot oh [ __ ] [ __ ] why did no one tell me on the small I of course of course okay alright this is that big I didn't know that that's funny that means we had gonna have to build well you guys have been waiting for this whole time a branch that's right everybody I did it finally yeah yeah he actually did it the thing that you have not been shutting up about three [ __ ] hours I'm so tired yeah they abused where's the [ __ ] crazy [Music] how am I gonna fit three prisons in the air what am i prison Marie okay I'm trying to build prisons over here guys don't waste my [ __ ] time okay what in the world is happening there we did it I'm salute man Lance and job happiness is going up amazing absolutely amazing I'm doing so great atomic bomb did someone just say atomic bomb it's time no I don't want allies abandon I do I still need to [ __ ] arrest people how are you not arrest at all yet oh yeah cuz I demolished some prisons you're right [ __ ] oh it needs power I know how to do that I'm like a kid at a amusement park well I might distraction is just changing every second that's a sentence yes it is okay you build where are they I can build a stone-age yeah I don't see why not I don't see why not there it is thank you for that that was definitely worth it [Music] [Music] vehicle Juicery [Music] can find it oh [ __ ] you're right I need to slow down speed I don't care about the alley I don't care how is he so blind thank you I have a problem yeah but I need to connect in the hospital don't make me laugh export rum again am I not doing that have I not been doing that all this [ __ ] time I'm making guns yeah me come rub oh I'm not exporting it [ __ ] why didn't you tell me leather I can only import rum are you kidding me so I'm just sitting on a bunch of [ __ ] rum I'm actually not making any money at all right now is that what's happening all right this is great let's get the [ __ ] rebels arrested please are you kidding me I'm gonna lose it I'm gonna say neighbor okay finish it just finish it I ain't got time I don't care up or I am you're all going to jail arrest you're arrested you're arrested please tell me that's ten of them I'm not a cruel dictator I don't know what you're saying okay almost there brush export hymens was there are you serious was it we're fish wait I don't see am i blind again important all right we can export lungs so we should probably get in some more longer shape lumber mills right do they make long serve yeah the most so anything else logging camp cuts on trades to produce logs okay perfect let's do that Papa needs to get paid let's build those fast cuz they're [ __ ] cheap and then we build a lumber mill right next to it and then we build Teamsters office now make me [ __ ] money please I'm desperate let's get some foreigners in there real [ __ ] pants is this gonna work I have no idea chocolate goes under attack oh [ __ ] why without my presence not my fellow prisoners can I just be happy for once can I just live a happy life why are there so many goddamn criminal [Music] I need to start exporting along so you're right thank you guys I am I am I am banana business let's do it we're going into banana business place how do I make bananas how do I make bananas guys that's the [ __ ] ranch you idiot plantation it's been at a time all right where's good for bananas it's banana time voice things are really starting to pick up here I feel it more bananas that's right more bananas that's a [ __ ] banana I'm bananas goddammit bananas please oh my god please there it is it's banana time build it build it banana time look how much money I'm making oh god I have no money at all how I have I not build the [ __ ] prison kellen aah what happened what happened there ah the restaurant safety is terrible I'm losing money Hey why finish it already banish the [ __ ] friends and however I not arrested them all goddamn yet erase the please arrest I am yesh thanks for asking I just need to arrest one more Oh your face are but shut up I need help yeah sure a Lu train feel like my pyres are [ __ ] useless let's loot some [ __ ] bananas boys you can't arrest without money try me I'm making money ah [ __ ] I don't think that's good I really don't think that's good it's alright we don't have to look at it right now no yeah maybe I was invading this is so sad I can't believe I'm not crying shut up I messed up I messed up guys the fall Oh [Music] it's a so sad [Music] F in the chat voice F in the goddamn chat [Music] I got invaded and I missed that failure bro time for me to step down and sit here I realize now this is my actual hair hair right now that's great oh my god [ __ ] gross you fought we fought hard load up your last save no I've been playing for three hours I think I need a break it's because I build the bridge you're right ever since I built the bridge everything just went downhill I'm not gonna lie no me it means a sign that was a terrible idea I think there wasn't enough rages I think you're a goddamn [ __ ] big goof all right I hope you guys had fun I had a lot of fun playing Tropico if you guys want to check out this game I recommend it it's a lot of fun link is in the description check it out see if you can do it better than me I don't think you can but you can try I need a stronger military I need a strong a referee's thing okay but this is not the time I tried and tried got Timmy I don't have enough money I'll just farm some bananas then it's not that hard when will I stream again I don't know but it was fun I enjoy it I hope you guys had fun as well I need it to far more crocodiles alright enough were they in hindsight's it's always easy to say what I'm gonna do but obviously what I needed to do better was nothing because I think I did a perfect job and that was practically impossible there was nothing that I could have done to change anything yeah I will stream or I actually really enjoy it and I have internet now as well thanks you guys for helping me out and being patient with me it's fun I enjoyed the interaction and that you guys helped me nothing bad happens hey how about that how about that alright I got a video coming up now if you guys want to check that out and I'll see you guys next time epic brofist I'm professed professed epic professed epic there it is epic profesh I don't think I can zoom more roughest epic oh yeah

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 8,852,818

Rating: 4.8233438 out of 5

Keywords: player, unknown, PUBG, player unknowns, player unknown's, battleground, battle, ground

Id: qCLmXN1aRrw

Length: 180min 50sec (10850 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 09 2018

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