DESTROYING The NEW SECRET UNITS in TABS Multiplayer - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

oh hey baron oh hi there blitz how are you doing there are you ready to defeat the evil army of the blitztopian empire well i have to ask you a few questions first before i get into it like why why are you the forces of evil um i it's because ultimately it comes down to like here's the real reason yeah so because last video i was the good guys so i just okay there's just no no there's nothing behind the scenes going on it's just that i have a void cultist that needs to get lassoed that's all i'm doing that's literally my army battle man who wins do with a lasso and a horsey boy i did it d i won mission completed i may have lost but deep down i didn't have to sell my soul so i think i i'll i'll claim a victory i'll claim a moral victory okay cool uh now what okay so you're the forces of evil yeah and i have to be the forces of not evil i i don't really want to drop in like the death bringer and everything because well i mean because it's that's not really fun blitz as i'm setting up my army i want you to guess where the inspiration comes from by the way you're we're at a 20 unit cap oh we are aren't we yeah so you gotta you know so do i not get to see your army now oh you just haven't spotted no you can see my army okay but as i'm putting it in there i want you to be like wait i i've seen this before you're you might get it i think at some point okay this is a very uh fantastical strategy are you gonna put in seven halflings am i already do i already know what you're gonna do yep i guessed it right away i guess they're right i didn't even put any hobbies you just had to ruin it they call it a mine wait i need a dwarf yeah they call it a mine yes they do where's scandal dang it blitz where's this this is no fun can you guess it is that artemis this is the fellowship who wins dude you gotta put in gandalf for scandal oh gandalf well i mean spoiler alert this is pre you post mines the moria called it a mine i'll bring in the bell rug all right is that yeah you need the balrog for sure i mean we're gonna battle this wait wait oh wait no i'm like controlling a dude that was pinned against the wall oh all right so this is post mario we'll go back to free maria i don't know man i think you've got something happening here i mean lego lost is pretty good and king yeah excuse me airborne it kept she returned look at her arms though look at her she's got a case of the dumbs baron yeah what was she doing i don't know i lost yeah this is actually pretty important we didn't lose weight wait wait wait wait wait what what okay there has to be a unit stuck in the ground right uh-huh this guy oh never mind no it was just her arms broken so my forces of evil lost now i have to beat your forces of evil wait my forces of evil or my my fellowship of good they aren't good though no they're great because it's probably because here should we go the bellrock moment should i bring in the build i mean oh first okay see there's a bunch of little gobbos we got these are kind of cool uh-huh now it's not me just talking to myself while playing this game i actually got to talk to a human being i've watched your videos and you like talking to yourself a lot so you talk to yourself it's part of the job description all right there we go there's my 20. all right let's see if i can defeat the fellowship whoa i think i should be able to attack we got i keep pressing the button to slow down yeah after you did old habits die hard oh wow i need more hobbits i need less um saurons wait how many swords did you have like 12. that's a lot of saurons a lot more than you know oh wow you didn't even have the power under there i did you want to see him he's kind of cute all right i did i need some i had the death bringer not the void monarch oh yeah okay so let's see if i was to pick up who would be representative of the elves there we go i don't know who that is from lord of the rings but i wanted him so we got him it could be another dwarf i guess oh wait oh wait say the quote with me um there's they've got a cave troll got it i was trying to my brain my brain they've got a cave troll yes i need an archer this might actually be difficult the writers of rohan what news from the writer mark oh are you bringing in the writer's rohingya i wanted to but i don't have the money i should bring in an end wait do we have ah do it oh yeah wait no yeah the tree giant i guess but i don't have the money i have 250 bucks left oh i can't oh i gotta un ready okay i'm gonna bring in why why is the ant on my side it doesn't make any sense but i'm gonna go with it yeah yeah i mean that makes sense the ends at first they were very angry you know they are nobody they're nobody's friends and they're just marching on the forces of good now hey legolas is doing that thing again where he's holding the bow over his head i don't see that but i see your game troll has upgraded yeah that's cheating okay okay i need a deathbringer we gotta bring in sauron and those forces i'll bring a different army i know how to fight evil i really do i hope you're ready for this blitz blitz how do you how do you fight evil with uh cheeseburgers well actually that would work for probably like with all of the love that you can muster that's how you do it you're just gonna you're just gonna go dirt mode oh god they got teleporters they're surprised what did you expect love doesn't work all the time i thought i thought you could defeat it with love it didn't work wait wait i want to amend this strategy just once okay maybe we need just more love arrows you know more love arrows enhance the forces of love they just shoot at the ground okay well you know it was an idea your ideas are bad hey i've got a cave troll no you don't there's no cave drilling i mean i i had okay okay i past tense had one all right so i have to beat evil forces yeah you have to beat this army i don't think you can i could use superior tactics like this just archers in the face i have no idea what i'm doing okay oh the siege weaponry i mean i think this is a good idea now the best medieval weapon of them all pistols they were very effective is that the gunslinger oh the cactus bros and obviously lassos but you got to put your ranged on the front lines because that's where it makes the most that works the work yeah so they'll shoot the arrows into the shields distracting you okay we can't even see what's happening yeah we got we got like thunderstorms happening and then it's like oh tornado tournament and i won i want to get at least the bellrock's got something this time all right i'm gonna i'm gonna do the good guys hmm okay these guys kind of look like butterfly with these like i don't understand what's the butterfly why are they like butterflies the butterfly yeah i don't understand why the good guys are all butterfly dudes either it's very interesting like they it's like they go to the rave and that's like the little outfits that they wear it's like burning man probably this is which one which one the guy you just got in the middle of the invoker or whatever oh i don't see him as a tiny head he's so cute in a weird little way all right i'm ready for this oh my my goodness oh that hammer of doom the hammer's pretty awesome but do you like it is it as awesome as summoning this guy wait you're just summoned why isn't my guy summoning where'd he go wait are you dead i think i killed him i killed him with love how did you kill him may the power of love compel you but my love in cheeseburgers are all that is required i think mine was broken you want to do a rematch we'll do a rematch and then we'll get a new map okay cause i'm trying to slow it down again oh you've got two of them too no no no you don't have to i know i didn't do that nasty little butter i don't see them turning i don't either they haven't had to i don't wait one's dead no they're both alive no they're both okay oh there's there's one yeah yeah okay the ring raids did you see the wing the little good guy's wings just flopping down because he died brutal new map so am i still going to be the bad guys you know i've got an idea i feel like you've had a good run as the bad guys but sometimes bad guys fight bad guys but they're like the different bad guys so here's the deal barrett we're gonna go yeah we're gonna where to change the settings a little bit we're gonna go blind mode so we can't see what the other person is doing now i am gonna stay with the evil faction so you still have to defeat me okay but now i don't get to see what you're doing right you can do anything you want i won't make it terribly overpowered but i'm still going to have a god yeah you said but so that means you definitely are going to go overpowered okay i got a plan oh great it's not a good one also dropping the price down a little bit so things are not as scary i think this is going to be a pretty good battle i think so you have no chance you are not going to i might not have a chance no but i got this you think about it in another way uh-huh you know i sometimes if you think about it another way and i don't really know what that other way is okay all right i know with the fellowship i got the leaders of like all of the factions and they're kind of working it is kind of working oh you've got you've got a reaper yes i do and he's got all your little dudes on i'm a little bit concerned reaper one of your little mage things just fell down i know and so did my yikes man all right so i gotta try to defeat your army now okay got it yeah so i won't change it so you kind of gotta see it but since this is flying you can't confirm right right i have an idea of what i need to do but i don't know if i really need to do it i had a hundred dollars left over so let's just say i spent on two units i bet you can't guess what they were peasants peasants are a hundred the hobbits are 50 each oh yeah that's what i meant okay we'll try this oh maybe not we'll try it we'll try it oh you put them oh what is that why is there a giant dude oh no dude the king is strong i died again i think the king is stronger than like we really guess yeah i think that king is stronger than the death bringer that's kind of crazy wait should we let's do a 1v1 test that's not the void monarch so okay oh lap to the face hey can we control these units should we battle it out like men oh my gosh i told you oh wow at home you know i think we should try it i've never actually done that i've never thought to do that that's a brilliant idea what so all right i'll put the king in the back where we each control one unit okay yep okay how expensive is that just got my king yep how expensive is he how many monies oh he is fifteen hundred dollars okay so the 1500 wow yeah okay all right so we're going to control these guys now all right no way you're in trouble are you jumping is that you uh-huh i had a dodge yeah you're running around like a maniac i can't jump he doesn't have legs ready yes ow got him oh he's not hitting him he's got a case in the dumps oh that hurts we have my health or wait are you almost dead no i wouldn't even be considered dead if i wasn't alive i can't argue with that logic i'm gonna get sixty percent hey [Music] whoop out there um it was working pretty good how how far did i help you down um probably like 40 i have an idea what all right you pick an archer okay and then what i i'm gonna i'm gonna do something else the archers are so hard though and this is out of our this is out of the what we thought we could do okay i'm gonna try it i'll be an archer okay and i gotta get to you oh my word he has a seven second cooldown [Laughter] i wonder if this is going to work oh oh my god i like this it's so scary you almost killed me you're supposed to be being friends here wait wait okay can we go open the door together bravely bravely bravely running away [Laughter] you shot me in the kidney that's uh that was the heart your kidney is not in your chest well you're not a hobbit how do you know that all right let's go check it out and see if we can open the door okay don't shoot me from the beginning okay because i'm a good little furry footed hobbit no that wasn't me oh that was projectile this function never happens i have video evidence stating otherwise so do i it wasn't me i promise oh that didn't hurt how'd that because it should work right i don't know open the door open weird yeah apparently i have a jump i don't hey jump onto that barrel it'll be fun do it okay this is gonna work he didn't jump hey i won your video's over thanks for watching bye yay and i'd like to thank everyone who signed up on patreon including ben ellen hagan dickie james apollo bunny auto dave eagle arc whip it good seraphin x des bogger maxer zarnoff legacy jason mcfarland deegan paul longstone and row and everyone who has clicked that join button down below to become a youtube channel member

Channel: Blitz

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Id: SUaRaa7oeHg

Length: 17min 4sec (1024 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 06 2021