The ULTIMATE TABS Tournament in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

oh hey there i'm blitz welcome back to totally accurate battle simulator it is time to get clobbered by an ice giant actually not but that would hurt would it hurt does it hurt if you get flash frozen i don't know i'm not an expert on being dead anyway we're gonna try out something and somebody a couple people said that there's a snow globe hidden in this map somewhere evidently we are supposed to find the snow globe and farmer one to unlock the snow zone uh i have no idea where it was also some of you guys are like blitz is pretending like he doesn't know where anything is in the map when i'm unlocking all the secret units i have no idea where they are i knew the maps but i didn't know where they were and it takes me like 15 minutes to fly around the maps trying to figure out where they are and i don't know where that snow globe is so we're just gonna leave that now there was another excellent thing that somebody said i don't have any idea what level i was on did i beat them all no idea if i oh i didn't i totally didn't but now that we have the beautiful brand new secret present elf the game just got a a whole lot easier yes it did uh we'll just see what they bring us what santa brings us for christmas you can get like dark peasants and super peasants oh yeah uh-huh the lasso guy oh this probably isn't gonna work hey no no no no no no stop killing our people and surprise banjo-man getting clobbered by oh a player archer oh you missed you dork that was it that was not excellent oh his head just got taken off but i feel like this will make the campaign stupidly easy if we just sit here long enough and like get really oh there's a a priest why are you healing where did why didn't the oh yes zeus yay go zeus this is what we needed in our life oh you just killed your friend zeus that was illegal you don't want to do that ever again see zeus is like a 2 000 money unit i believe you get away from him oh did you kill at night no yeah nope never mind i just really want to see what we get out of this now i had the dumb idea the dumb ideas are the best ideas and tabs oh surprise kung fu guy i don't remember which unit that is yay and who's that why is there what kind of unit is that and the third attempt is gonna work we're gonna get some raptor rider oh is that that's a vampire oh the necromancer oh yes oh yes this is beautiful except they probably are all gonna die come on throw another present get a super peasant out here that that worked oh just just did that was not the one you wanted but it worked so i'm gonna try one more we can have five in this one i just kind of want them to be spread out a little bit there have a present in your lives oh this might be really bad oh it's nobody expects the spanish inquisition we got a fireworks archers popped in behind and a balloon archer over there what's this one that's a jester yeah we got this one we got this one for sure oh no don't clobber my friend no come on throw another present you dork oh he died he died uh oh the jester might have it or not one more time one more time you can just fart around at this for days trying to get it to work is eventually you get a giant and blackbeard raining down cannonballs from space oh man see this is there's no chance of us losing this one this blackbeard is like a super powered unit raining down cannonballs and that giant shogun is really big too what is this guy oh it's a balloon unit hey that's kind of unique i don't remember him does he die well we won i just have to i have to try it again i don't think this will work because they're going to throw their skelly birds for a long distance unless we'll throw we're going to throw the presents okay we dropped one present never mind they all died i don't know i think we i think we've been defeated i have a different idea if i hide them somewhere on the map this might work because in the then the birds are going to come over here i think we can cheese it a little bit we have a present guy hiding on top of the house oh this is not gonna work it doesn't work oh he got one off yes it's gonna pop up what do we get oh the hay baler weird that was pretty much one of the worst units you could have summoned at that time here we go the watermelon thrower bro okay did that did juice did that seriously did that win really oh he's dead there we have some sort of swashbuckling fiend over here what else do we have oh that guy's dead uh-huh there's three dead ones there and then we got this guy just hiding out you know what i'll do we will control him and throw out the eat button nobody will expect a shield guy and oh some sort of pirate get him buddy get him oh that didn't work but we're gonna win ready get set and toss mode come on dark peasant no bad bird oh what is that we summoned our own bird i just can't help myself i can't help it's too much fun okay you go away and then i'll get this guy we'll just keep tossing things what do we get what do we get um buddy whoa hey he's back why are you stuck in the ground you dork oh i forgot there were halflings hitting in this map um there's no chance we're gonna lose this especially with another toss what do we get this time come on something cool pop out oh we didn't get to see it so i have the idea that we'll go into here and we're going to create a brand new unit now the weapon a lot of comments about the weapons that somewhere in here there's a chest maybe it's a rocket launcher that sounds cool or maybe the present is in here yes their own presence oh isn't it pretty we're making it two-handed so it looks better although if i do one-handed could i give them two presents oh no nope we're not doing two presents that's against the rules we're making a two-handed present though and can i change the colors no can i change the stats the projectile wait hold on the projectile is chest hee yo scratch this idea we don't we don't need that m-i-n-i gun yes that's good we'll make that a two-handed weapon too perfect and if i click on that and i go to stats and then we go here and hit chest oh this is stupid i love stupid we need to make it santa colors we're going to be bringing you some holiday joy oh yes we are something very satisfying about this image just imagine santa coming down your chimney on christmas eve now i'm not gonna lie i'm a tad bit concerned that this is gonna like be the ultimate in leg oh it's only two hundred so 260 points okay okay this would be fun okay we'll just do some shield bearers and some squires yeah that'll be fun ready ghost christmas santa oh bringing you presents per day oh no oh no santa oh no oh it's still working um yeah we did it we did it i i want santa like this in real life yeah coming down the chimney bringing in presence of joy okay that was stop stop we won i think maybe um we did it oh how do we get to you here okay let's try it one more time just don't be so laggy this time santa don't be so leggy and pause it all those chests are beautiful we got cannons we got a musketeer what else did we get oh there's the monkey king spotting in a tank right on the enemy lines oh santa never change i want a tank for christmas that'd be fun did we do it did we win santa i i don't know how ha ha raptor rider cactus man oh that is beautiful there's a reaper right there wow a couple blackbeards oh they're super peasant too for 260 points i think i have found the champion i like how it says technically challenging levels knights and priests versus a little bit of christmas joy and horses oh good we threw some in the water yeah that whoa what was that what is this some sort of purple slime coming out oh it's the witches yeah they cloned themselves you guys said wow wow for 260 points you cannot go wrong with a little minigun santa yeah not even against maybe the wheelbarrows might win nope never mind they totally missed oh da vinci tank um if we crash the game does that consider it a win or a loss evidently it's a win look there's a cute little mammoth in the cave be a shame if someone were to unleash christmas on his face and do it surprise nobody expects a catapult jumping out at you wow now for my second idea we take minigun santa and we edit him now i know it's hilarious it's a little bit overpowered but if we take this weapon we remove the minigun and then we give him the present chest and inside the present chest is obviously the regular chest we can create a tournament a tournament of champions can i feel guilty about having santa's battle santa though so if i remove the beard he doesn't look like santa anymore i need to give him something else like a horse head no no that's just ridiculous i don't know i think that's fine it looks good just a wobbler with the chest and we'll change his color to be not red but orange and yellow and green blue of course crazy eyed purple pink and beautiful chocolate so i want to run this tournament style right we'll have one person versus the other and then we'll run a bracket it'll be good [Music] so let's begin this battle we have orange versus red and the battle of christmas championships i don't know how this is gonna go i'm a little bit scared oh oh the chest hit each other it's kind of it's pokemon oh we got a priest that was a bad choice for the blue side oh and followed by a king i think orange has got this one in the bag [Music] next up we have yellow and green for the battle to begin we must count to 17 backwards by fours i don't even know what that means but let's do it ready get set in come on oh there we go ah i feel like the zorro dude the fencer man's gonna do better oh he got feared he got feared away oh no what a dirty move what a dirty move oh this is a good battle oh oh he got clobbered oh but another chest came down and then we got a spear thrower oh the spear thrower is down the spear thrower is down what a turn of events it looks like yellow came from behind to win that battle that was actually a really good battle pretty impressed with it [Music] okay we got blue and purple i don't really like this because there's such a close color i should have changed it what their hats just changed and their shoes uh that's kind of illegal okay you ready you ready what comes out of the chest and genie time oh come on i just just gotta pause it just for a minute for the anticipation no okay oh what is this i don't know what that one is he's dead whatever he was oh the the standard squire from the purple side wait what his hat changed again this is weird having blue on the red side but purple wins [Music] and for the final of the first round we have pink and chocolate i'm a big fan of chocolate so i'm gonna go for chocolate to win this yes okay ready get set and come on oh okay that's big a night at night let's see okay come on come on pink you gotta get you gotta get your your dude out you chose it shows just a swashbuckler dude to fight a night not a great idea but i'm happy because i like chocolate so round one is complete the orange one with the king the yellow beet green using a fencer the purple used to squire and chocolate had the night very interesting so let's get round two going [Music] we have orange versus yellow i am interested to see what you bring out why is your hat changing colors that's weird so is orange gonna bring out the king will yellow try a fencer again let's see what happens oh a clam you brought out you brought out a clam you seriously used a clamp why did you wait what the clam won okay that was a strange choice yellow oh oh okay oh oh this is a spear thrower versa oh what is that guy called oh he's got to kill the other one oh no the present elf is stuck with fear uh oh dirty what is that one a spartan oh yeah spartan's a pretty big one orange wins and now my friends the battle that we've all been waiting for purple versus chocolate will the squire and the knight come back out to play or will we have something stupid like a clam jump out of the chest oh a gunslinger i think oh and a pitchfork dude okay oh down he goes wait the chests are still derping out the farmer the farmer for the win interesting choice purple [Music] and here we go the battle for the ages purple versus orange on who the best present thrower can be we have orange in this corner who has summoned things like the king and the spartan very good units defeating the enemy easily versus purple over here who uh summoned a squire and a farmer to somehow win we're gonna do this best of three elimination and let the battle begin who's gonna do it the first chest has popped out and the new giant oh versus the candle thrower interesting choice i know it has in the freeze maneuver and it seemed to have worked oh we got the fear the mass fears popped up if they stay alive long enough look at the the skelly giants laying on the ground another chest might be thrown another chest is here and come on there it is the chest has been thrown a ballista weird oh the point blank ballista throw interesting strategy i would probably not have picked that and then a fire archer skeletal archer interesting ah the ballista is down without throwing a shot oh and a miss oh oh the giant reigns supreme oh wait he didn't die what is this a head butter which is really a head butter okay oh nice throw with that chest it pops out and we have that unit which instantly died i i don't know which unit that is taekwondo maybe if this guy can dodge it until he gets another chest it might be it might be a victory nope he totally didn't dodge that one okay well round one goes to orange round two i feel like round two is gonna be a short one okay the chest man okay the safe one um wow you guys are picking really strange things right now you don't care to live we'll just do another thrill do your other throw do the throw okay good oh it's close that thing again i need to figure out what that unit is oh really okay it's not working maybe it is is this orange orange winning again oh man i think that means we have our champion orange unit with the red flashing hat i need to do it a third time just to see if purple is competent he did summon the farmer and the squire in the first two rounds of battle maybe he can pull out something like a super peasant and if he does well he's gonna die by a clam wow interesting he actually won we have to do best out of five now let's see this is really fun i like this a lot and tada oh the marksman okay and the vampire good choices here good choices purple are we at two to two i believe we're at two to two do it do it the final battle and you know what let's just pause because if you like this please hit the like button thank you and continue the battle ready cassette oh the cyrissa is that a sarissa first this is that wheelbarrow dragon you know i'm starting to like purple a little bit better maybe oh that was a dirty hit the wheelbarrow man is so strong and he wins purple with the comfort behind victory anyway guys that'll do it for today's video of tabs i hope you've enjoyed our exciting adventure we had today we'll see you next time bye [Music] you

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Length: 18min 39sec (1119 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 11 2020