Mel Brooks Carson Tonight Show 13/2-1975

but we get a shot we have with us tonight uh no Brooks will come out here a moment and try to explain what we're doing out here and he's been on the cover of everything lately he was a Newsweek magazine Time magazine has an old interview in Playboy magazine and he is here tonight along with Susan Blakely and Holly Lipton and Bob Rose have ski and will return in just a moment I'm getting my Mel Brooks props ready here am i right into the recalling that wasn't Mel Brooks on the very first show that you did Mel tober 11962 Joan Crawford Mel Brooks Rudy Vallee and Groucho Marx um-hmm and you cannot pick up a magazine today without seeing a wonderful profile of my next guess whom I've known it'll be a week Thursday he was it expressed as an Indian what he makes the best what makes a fine Indian and at Newsweek and Newsweek said as a cover story it says the mad mad world of Mel Brooks and about his latest film Young Frankenstein they said it was a nuttier and funnier and more inspired than anything else mint have done in movies today would you welcome play as the adorable Mel Brooks King James no matter wait brandy will ready to go right ran over the hills laughter Alan Ladd I'm glad same screen meet with fur on it only good joke that will appeal to your disturbed and distorted mind right the guts you have such guts but your suits just everything you wear is so crazy you know everything everything what's wrong with it who knows nothing is good you know you know he's about 23 he makes up a zero greater look oh yes hey we're parents it'll look like a person he's a silly kid he's just really a silly kid I really love you I really love you well you know you keep saying are you in love I know hey I don't fall in love with die you know I mean I'm pretty tough myself every once in a while a beauty comes along it just clicks hey that's for me you fool working for all before are you mad genius that's what they call your the last time I wore this suit I'll never wear a suit but I don't like people coming on with Jewish stars across and everything I mean they said we can show much janna it's too much and I hate 50 year olds who decide their generation not I mean Prime are you sure who's Artie sure you don't mean yeah they forget you talk to people they were did you know I'm 48 I'm gonna be am i older than you are yes what excuse I know I was born on June 28th in 1926 oh you boy why is this early are you holding a party no I'm just watching tell me about how come you know that that's you don't call me I mean I see I run into you maybe what once every three or four months yeah I see you and Annie walking around the street we don't go eating the marquees you know but seriously we never go out like homebodies you know what I mean so we hardly go but if we did go out you the first person we'd go out with okay but October 23rd you October what again 1925 Tober 23rd 19 2015 4 our Gemini I don't know whether I even give you the Dayton you didn't know most people tell you without even asking to think you're a presbytery yes I'm a I'm a Scorpio I'm on the gun scope your cusper one of them that's right yeah come here little girl that's what they always say about Scorpio sexually maladjusted and you know you know cool whip and a spatula cool good when the spots not new to your image no it's not you're a nice person that's right at Jiminy Cricket I told him I told him you know what you said about my suit boy yeah would you do look I look like Jiminy Cricket don't do that pinoke Oh pinoke I'm ashamed of yet what is it a National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences this I went to Dinah Shores Bar Mitzvah act they're not at the at the Emmys Ryan that's less than will min the suit and Burt Reynolds made a wonderful speech mm-hmm he loves her he kisses her he has half a mustache yet smallpox when he was three and only half of him can grow a mustache so he grows this half is your gross normal nice regular beautiful that's if they make want them in a pound oh come on yeah I swear is this a Hollywood scoop I made it up they are like my library me I didn't only two guys I go out with is you and him well that's just long as Bert's in there yes please a little coffee that it has over there okay the Jean Liz are you crazy on the air I leave my sugar oh I'm telling you ladies and Jews this Wendy Rooney plenty water after plenty water yes all your uh saw your Young Frankenstein you were the one no come on you're making or tchen what are you talking about do we gets doing people are queued up all over the country coming at it's a mad crazy nutty funny take I don't we call it a take off for parody because you follow the old Frankenstein pictures a story it's a horror movie too as a director many years ago by the name James Whale who made all those wonderful Frankenstein pictures he made Frankenstein the Bride of Frankenstein the son of Frankenstein the house of Frankenstein Frankenstein's friend Marie and they were beautiful yes and the moves and the look and the halos behind the ladies and the fear and it wasn't like the Hammer Films you know that with the little gory with the blood you know he made classic Bunin see and and so Frankenstein was to be a salute to James Whale as well as you know having fun with Mary Shelley's master that he has the original Frankenstein equipment yes I am your honor of strict Fadden found him in Santa Monica and an Allegheny two things three things to myself before I'm in a van and we brought him and he made up all that you know that their life it's a funny picture oh thank you why didn't you appear in that one now you were in blazing Saddles a too short too short for that doesn't shorter for tall people 90 monsters big big tall nice tippers would you like to be taller I would like to be taller but I don't want to go through the expense of it you know can appear yet say home alone I have to stay home for six months that's right and you know it's if there's agony for the first week the first for the first week of the you know that's hardly will yeah hard and then they if they don't set your ankles back again you know I found out the Baker there's some I think you shouldn't tell what some of the things that happen in the picture because it tips it right no we won't I don't think we should talk too much about on let me say one thing about Young Frankenstein and that is Gene Wilder he was he's funny man gene why amuse I said we were in a lot of truck and you know this for a fact we were in a lot of trouble when we did Blazing Saddles we had two men ready to play the Waco kid that mr. Wilder the Gene Wilder eventually played remember what I shoot with that hand yeah he was wonderful as the Waco kid he shot their guns out of their hands and he he was compelling and touching and funny and he did it for me one night you know we were talking to you about it he said oh no I don't I don't do movies I'm no good you know remember them you know it's all me you call me about that no but I really love I love you I you know I would love to do a movie with you you know I want to be a member your stock coming now now that you're a hit yes but they see now that you're really rolling they get a dollar seventy five dollars only five that's why they're over here that dummies I don't smart people but anyway Gene Wilder uh asked me about Young Frankenstein he had an idea to do Young Frankenstein and I said we'll talk about it later but I really owed him a big favor and I began doing it as a favor but the writing and the comedy in the front we put it on we've got very good it began to get really really good and as we began shooting it it got funnier in front I could not believe that it would turn out good cuz like it's Jewish anxiety and guilt I mean how could you have such a good time and what am i turning to you with Jewish anxiety and good Gregor Jewish gangs I'm and it was it was wonderful we were having a very good time and I was afraid the picture would be a failure because we were enjoying ourselves are you more secure with gene it was geniu are you wael secure now I am I'm very shy kid I get 200 a week from are you telling us to break welcome back to necklace that was that with the your piano was saying is that what it's saying what did you wear a tie Schmendrick a nice people out huh no you're really wonderful with the race what a favor I see that we're gonna come right back I love that guys a little game Wow he's a church member that's the little guess we goes to those bars okay that tall when you went home with the other night that's scary the wrong with the blue here you know doc please I mean you have a family have a little go go in a closed car what are you after you know to the sliding roof open house sunroof yellow we have to break away a second but we're coming right back we are back yeah waiter producer after a whatever you're talking about the Gene Wilder yes I have a little pamphlet that I brought right to show that while there is the one that holds us together the consumer talent the paramount epitome of acting he is a very good serious actor as well as comedian the catfish yes the Catholic did you say catalyst catalyst oh yes shut up you're rolling there real nice I want you to see in this film clip that we're all ready to break up and laugh or we're biting our knuckles everybody on on screen and Wilder while there's the one you can hang you can lean on a rock show bleed show G watch the monitor in action this is the rock dr. Zira's a strange music again it seems to have stopped the big fellow in his tracks that music that quaint it's terrible two-ply society demands in the name fidelity isn't it I mean what is fidelity after all not fooling around well look you haven't even touched your food you let me smell your breath follow me please doing very carefully Oh does that include the key to the laboratory who means Anna bar Tiger would you give me a hand with these bags certainly you take the blondes and I'll take the one in the tree man really is the greatest sucker for comedy I mean he cannot see marty Feldman go yes Marty went marty we all laugh it was hard one one day when we were doing in the producers Kenny Mars was doing the crazy German with the pigeon duty on his helmet right and he was he was making a speech and I was behind the camera eating a handkerchief and there was a cameraman and the director of photography and we all fell over with the camera head mistake a lot if we just went we just and I cleared everybody away you know Ike like that clearly I said everybody out if you this is professional no laughing let the audience laughs for God's sake we'll watch it go ahead Kenny on the day yeah why do you a just why'd you make this a black and white the tray ons we lost all the crayons and we had such a big set no we black and white because James Whale may have pictures in black and white we did want to make one of those you know I should don't be no one's you know hey this is a second picture with their picture I guess you would direct what's the hardest part about my worth fourth producers the twelve chairs Blazing Saddles and Frankenstein young cowboy thank you what diets mom what's the harder side about my going to film is there the holes what the holes the holes holds a decided of the celluloid everyday is opinion it's a billion a yak think there's nothing the writing is nothing to meeting those little holes put every night you know what they're doing over well then you enter in your food your potatoes we started out the mountains didn't you yes filling in for the comic who got sick one night and you went out and didn't have an act good English and germs are just a little Chicago and boy are my arms tired that kind of stuff I met a girl I met a girl in Chicago so skinny the waiter said check your umbrella that gun but one night one night I really wanted to turn the Jews around right to do something insane so I did everything but no punchline good evening ladies and gentlemen I just want from Chicago was a little nauseous they looked at it all right I met a girl and she guys you're so skinny I was worth everything I'm not worried about her I went to a doc doctor she's all right I got a room in Chicago the room was so so I called up I said change the room I mean I did every single joke known to man but no point just trace up this malicious/bad room I don't like em they came and they look they he said is it somewhere here and I did then I did you know in the mountains everybody was over like over 60 didn't they didn't get things right away right away didn't like I say ladies and gentlemen man of a thousand faces they waited see a thousand face huh I was like swells up for about 30 I mean I don't I don't know tell you when was Sid Caesar the old show shows with her with that mess here is he grew I would have been a comic 10 years earlier but he was such a great vehicle my passion he could do anything he mimics people I mean he didn't do Bogart he didn't do Cagney he just did people recognizable types yet he really was incredibly talent he did everything phonetically should have been on the show and he did great phonetic German French just a knee should jump Japanese when I was great he's really any still great and the problem with television is how to eat you up like little link sausages every week so it's difficult to stay alive when you're high-powered if you're a low key comic you can stay alive a live long you know but Sid was too much Sid was also the strongest human being the spoon is acclaim physically the golden boy he didn't like a joke he lifted the metal desk and the tower I don't like it he said okay Nuck don't have to be in don't you feel it it was very early on when we did the show shows we went to Chicago and I was writing the SID we played the Palmer House the Empire room at the Palm House and Sid rented a car we were driving in the car cab cut us off cab driver said things you cannot say on television sits a moment moment sir moment got out of the car went to the cab driver Khadgar wearing a yellow hat and a little leather bowtie he's in and the cab driver was looking through this little clipper window I remember those there little clip and he says to Sid more invectives more you you know very bad cursing and Sid just at him do you remember birth do you remember birth birth he said what do you remember being born do you remember birth your birth he said know what he said we're gonna reenact it he grabbed him Pulliam did a little window I promise you said could've got him through but I did it this is somewhere there's a very long cab driver back in Chicago this day yes a very long day sir he is very very yes armor in the beginning uh I was a hired only by Sid Matt Sleeman didn't I was a human person yet you thought I was you know I was the one who ran out and got Sid coffee light coffee okay but he didn't think I was a writer so the only things I could do with a little little things like they let me write the German professor oh well that's oh yeah glad and I saw I wrote that for one and Sid was terrific at the German professor he was an authority on everything he was whatever you said we and he could ad-lib a lot I mean you could write wit sit on that he was so great we did one on sleep asleep oh I'll let he was I can't do it like I'll just do a little bit he did he said yep uh how how does what is sleep powder you can put the body to sleep you cannot all together look what about it to sleep or to get it would be it got gonna get scared and get up you know gotta put the body to sleep in little sections that one section should not the others go honestly the price you start with the talk the talk they drop off then you stay with the knees to put a lead capsule and cap sitting on it then you say to the belly don't limp over so much then you say to the heart you just nap don't matter all the way just now and now and then the hardest part is the plane to put your plane go when I got us don't worry just other pebbles on the beach or sign down so you'll get another job don't Wayne you're waking up the intestines come on Rockabye Blaine and let's go all right everybody up see you broke everybody oh yeah I am insulting it because he really I mean no you idiot you want to come back and talk about your meeting with general Sarnoff cuz that was it I can't talk about that on television well you can maybe work around it no we can't nothing I see we won't talk about okay without you go to something else and we're not gonna go to something else eat what have you got a nut like that on the show no we're not gonna talk about anything we're just gonna be here what do you mean we're just gonna be we're just gonna be here and LB air and the cameras and we'll just be here sometime you know we're not gonna talk we don't have to talk they'll know and we'll know I've had once when you get that you better say to a guy some actor you say I understand an amusing thing have you in Chicago Aaron I don't recall them and then you're looking looks to Freddie why did you book him why why is he here get the hook we'll be back we're coming right back I guess we can't talk about the late general child sure you want to hear that story sure I don't god I'm very mercurial like general Sarnoff these people don't know but he was these the father Robert Sarnoff was that he's now deceased but he was the grand man who formed the whole Radio Corporation of America key together with lee deforest invented you know the other they were responsible for everything happening he was a giant of a man I mean he really was and and when I was a little kid working on the show of shows the general himself general Sarnoff and Pat Weaver was then running the NBC network and max Liebman god bless him the producer of the show of shows terrific guy and Sid Caesar were having a private meeting in said Caesars office and I felt I just wanted to be I wanted to be part of the meeting I want them I want you know you want you want you know they're all the big shots and I just I said look I won't make noise I just I'll sit in a corner I want you can't be it's a meeting with picture you're nothing you don't get out of pleaser so they wouldn't let me in Iran went nuts I ran around it look I saw a Derby a straw never those straw boaters of one of the wood had a little wire on and stronger and ice and a white duster you know a duster yeah from one of the sketches call Ronnie's the way the white duster a lot so I took the white duster but it was that way I took the white duster and a straw boater and I burst through into a network meeting I burst - I jumped on the desk I jumped up on the desk and I said Lindy Landon he's embarrassed he and the general you know Pat weaving you know who is this crazy - rötteln Lindy that was 30 years and until leaving - quit now please and I said he's he's in Paris the spirit of st. Louis down labora landed Lindy so they threw me out they took all from me two years later I'm working at the top floor of the RCA Building and general sauna was working another guy with vests and and then chains and everything and they were walking and talking and he nods to me I not to work the end of the Carter he turns I stop I try to write he turns on it and I see him he's in the portion he's did the holder it was explaining me as a grand old man he never forgot you know you how would you forget that yeah I'll Indy honest man like that and you on the desk yeah what about the person in the street when a straw hat came me ask you what this is this since it's obviously just a piece of board yeah it's you're not just walking a piece of board yeah I know when you're successful you can sell anything but if he's a board with the thing on no it's that's a record some new concepts but there's no record in you know what do you don't need the record by second no you play you put this down okay Upton actually I didn't speed you to that but actually I'm glad I'm glad you're plugging good this is coming out this week people are interested in whether haha am i holding about people where you going hi gorgeous is this a musical album we gonna crank answer the only thing I don't remember any music and young fresh a lot there's a very little well there isn't too much music but there's a lot of funny dialogue and that's the only point in what the wrong see it's music and dialogue it's on ABC ready it really to for some rice and Wasik okay it's very good it's like a little radio show I see you played out at home and then you get very excited to see the movie or to see Murray the Freak either one not sure whatever it does it does you know he's apartment 3a and Wilshire Boulevard yeah how do you answer people who said now you've gotten comments from critic said Mel Brooks of humor is crass right yes let's go it's folder its foger I usually I tell you've always been a master not I always did not you've been a masters in you endo all your left you don't think he's clever huh don't think that's genius folks out there you show you genius I knew and Bandos honest I like subtle I don't like to be right up front you know I like the lay back and play it purple I mean soft colors that's right there's nothing yellow and orange about me you know never right right to the point the bean sequence and Blazing Saddles quiet you don't name communication on the prairie look at it intellectually can't look at things with you know general I mean how do you figure out since comedy is subjective right you'd agree to that how do you know what's funny what do you put something together oh you know you can do a symposium on comedy which usually turn out to be terribly dull anytime you try to explain why something is funny gets though right you want me to seriously no oh those ought to be up by April that's right serious that would have given you serious and well I'll do it are like a serious answer tonight mr. Brooks cleverly retorted yes all right okay you don't comedy it's funny when they laughing when it's quiet and you see a little forest fire cigarettes mm ah Robbie in the middle of a good comedy yeah a lot of people lighting up you know you know something is wrong on the silver screen right so to have miss the comic target buy my so when you hear laughter when you hear laughter you go ah funny they got it right I got the job right well at but I'll tell you seriously that the Blazing Saddles was a very big private joke for me and the writers hmm we did it with Richie Pryor in Norman Steinberg and Allan huger and Andrew Bergman and we thought let's do one movie to please ourselves I understand when you first showed it though to the executives in a screening room they set there like Mount Rushmore it was I tell you I don't know why my heart is beating today I I mean I the old of the blood left me and went into my friend Benji that's us that's how scared I was we played Blazing Saddles to the executives of Warner Brothers who shall be nameless dead Ashley junk he's easy easy there easy that as a matter of fact I love them both and they both save you a chance terrific fights and they pushed it through and but they watched invitees and these are our clinicians these are professional people they're not laughing like like Jews for happiness you know I know what they're not all Germans for killing they're just you know they're just enjoying they're just enjoying their crafts oh right important for them to left they're saying will this make money should we release it should we put advertising yeah tomorrow's Tuesday and this is a glazing saddled and they're saying to Cleavon little how about a work song you know and he sings I get no kick you know and no man no less no laughter being seen on it but nothing then mm let sustained interesting that cowboy bent over a little too much and then and on the whole the whole fight when we pull back and reveal the world you know wonderin Mongo went to the fire that I saw Johnny Carson at the Fox will cheer theater sitting with a very strange nor was he one of my wife Joanna and he left his seat it went under two aisles when that manga went into the fire really left leaned over to light the cigar in that screening I there was no land was I was just you know ice so chose yeah it's alright now so I said to my Kurtz burger producer let's try human being so that might do that person is her 200 200 secretaries came with their husbands and their girlfriends their boyfriends and they all packed in together to a room at Warner Brothers and we played Blazing Saddles and it was a Chagall painting they left their seats they swam they turned over sideways they laughed it was screaming I said ah oh we did not make a mistake we which is funny you know about but it was very scary at the beginning and then little by little you know it turned out it turned out to be oh very big when they play music next time he's finished beats finish cuz he has to do that we handed we have to leave very nerdy we're coming right back okay when you were a kid if the skinny ends are better the fat ends just saved the stick John I mean right yeah okay we were to play the front downs you take a big chance you know right we're talking about drumming cuz you took lessons when your kid from Buddy Rich right you live in the same neighborhood and Brighton Beach Hill he the best buddy right buddy Topsy Topsy taps and you're a very good drummer you all know I just will time your temple you just have very weak wrists no offense what I found out when I was very young I did yes and no timing but that's all did I make up for because I haven't my drum lights up bass drum or the only thing that you make up friends that you know Mel Lewis otherwise forget about it yeah just for the band I'm still working in the mountains for the band sorry folks to give me no insight stick from now on just our stuff you know you ever see you see Carl all the time don't you go Reiner anybody have a green dodge wait uh call I just see all the guys from the OL show how a warrant Oh Howie Mars how I miss him Howie Morris is directing some of the best commercials on television the McDonald Comerica did he do those that's how he Mars right he's terrific Howie Mars was was my victim you know he's my god made pigeons he made little doves and he made Howie Mars and he said they shall be called prey rain if they re one right they shall be called prey and then he made wolves and foxes and tigers and they shall be called Melvin and I went it the minute I saw Howie on the show of jaws they introduced me to I I went for his neck you know I I couldn't help but he's just you have to go for him anyway I met Howie and we went out and we had lunch and we were walking down in the village near mcdougal Assateague wouldn't my mind I said this would be a splendid place for a robbery bang I hit him I smacked him against a yellow Buick I said gimme your wallet give me your ring your watch every damn one he didn't know me that well he said wait a minute you kid I'm not kidding I want everything Kenny alright again Dias watches one okay don't hit don't hit gimme his wedding ring it I went back I get a call from said how he just called me what are you I said I robbed him he said well I said just tell him I'm a little nervous not to mention it because I love you be more angry 1 1 don't bring it up for a month he didn't bring it up he's afraid a month later he said Mel do you remember we were walking down McDougald alley and you gave me a walk you know you hate me and you took my wedding ring and I can't drive my car leave my life oh I'm sorry Howie hey I gave Matt everything back he's a cute guy every I gave everything back two years later we're rowing in Central Park like under a bison under a bridge I said this is a perfect Oh he gave me his watches Weddington yeah he walked he put his shoes around his like he walked ashore I love him he's a woman I can't he doesn't if he's not watching this show tonight I will rob him in six months we're coming right back say that like to meet a nice girl I'm married but if nobody finds out right he's a liar Susan Blakely is here tonight she's very terrible for magazines television commercials and now she is a very successful actress she is in the towering inferno absolutely and you know Richard Chamberlain's wife writing the call report to the Commissioner in which he has won the leading roles would you welcome please Susan Blakely don't sit on them oh I get for the Yiddish isn't he a silly man ensue issue yeah you were very good in that picture by the way haven't you after the commission of what I heard from friends I trust Murray the nut yes now really that you are terrific in the boil he's a good friend of mine - it's my reason not you know the guy with it I saw report to the Commission I for a moment I said gee that's too bad I said that's a very small part you know because they do a flashback in thing it shows the opening scene and you're a you're up in this loft and all of a sudden you're shot nice if you she's a nice talented young actress but she didn't get much of a part there then all of a sudden it's a flashback of course and you're in the entire picture well I was so great at being dead wasn't it you died you died died died nicely also but you die real nice but you died with your clothes off that's your behind that picture I don't breathe at all you don't see one breath I always check that on the tide you ever see a motion picture where somebody is dying in the stand in there and they said well I guess we'll have to sell the ranch to see the guy like my stomach is going up enough that you were you were lying face-down you see so you couldn't really tell yeah I did a picture a while ago with that it was freezing outside and I died again I died a lot I haven't worked much when everyone's going and what kills you in this other picture you were oh I get shot it's a picture a remake of Capone's called Big Al and bankers IRS Capone and he comes over at the end he has this long monologue Ryan's just be dead and he's holding me it was freezing outside so if you if you let any air out at all you see it you know right so I kept trying to so carefully let a little bit of air good time and he kept quite odd not so I finally buried my head Island I smashed my head inconsistent cooked yeah you're pretty good though why do they call a Big Bend they didn't call it Big Ed Ben they call it Big Al but Oh Big Al is about Al Capone yeah and Big Ben would have been about the clock but took about a crooked clock can you see it can you see a movie about Big Ben Affleck that is part of the mafia I don't know what I do is shine funny I don't do nothing nice day cook something I did tell you up to four o'clock then I that's if I'm sorry of course it so listen you're not sorry you do say that I guess somebody told me you're enough what they call an army brat your bed is I've been in the military service all his life and you went from one post to another always a brat my father was in the army so that's what's gone yeah where'd you live well I was born in Germany and then we were there a lot and the big 8 you seen in her - no you don't like German see I hate him oh no it's ok I only only hate Nazis and only in black and white Oh thirties movies you know me yeah you're really captor limit I mean a kid as a kid what are you gonna you again yelling to get you I know I came back from Germany and I didn't know uh I used to mix up my words I don't know what Jews do did he say to you did you say anything at all oh no no no no but but I said you seen another oh yes he said well how are you this evening or whatever I remember a little of it but I remember a kid drawing uh they were gonna play war I also know Heil Hitler sure no I don't get playing ok yes kokom and and they said um no some kid drew in in this in the dirt and it's the playground a swastika which I had never seen I I didn't know anything about it when I was not sure he was so young and he said we're gonna play war where the Americans and you're this this thing the sign I didn't know what it was you know but all I knew I was the only one and they were all on the other side you know that was like she said that said so you were you were born in Germany yeah but and you had your automatic I had your American citizenship education policy then you came back and got into commercials what's the first thing you did modeling modeling commercial how old were you when you came back to the States ten but I came back in between that's a serious language problem you probably knew as much German as English I mean you know no no I came back in between four or five years I went and I forgot German very quickly when I found out how the Americans felt about the Germans where is your basic family I mean what part of the states now no I'm sorry John I have no intentions of taking them no I'm gonna catch a nap anyway no you're doing a great thing not just for tell us tell us just I was just gonna ask that myself hungry when you came back here I'd that must not say terrible trauma being Tannen coming back here gee do me where where's my family yes yes where were your family talking they originally came from from here what my father was young my father was an orphan who grew up in the Midwest on different farms and my mother grew up on a farm in st. Joseph Missouri so the real Midwesterners yeah I do have any brothers every brother sister I wish that was next I usually go right there uncle's an inch but I ask you about uncle's first do when you do this show let's do it now would you have anybody have to do it right about UNEP little brothers and sister you gonna be talking harmony all right yeah one brother do you want ever two three do you have any brothers and sisters you see it's kind of a he do that the Army's called mr. Harmon yes Harry harmony how we harmony how are you how are you how are you my brothers waiting for this answer if away yeah I never one brother one brother but it's enough because he's six foot ten oh you're kidding she's ten you're very tall yourself aren't you I'm not that tall you know I know you're not 610 but I mean you're tall for a girl or for a tree no you're about five eight five eight and a half by later or one of the commercials you did did you enjoy doing commercial you don't watch me in between you haven't watched me for years for six years I've been doing commercials does anyone here recognize me I've done a few hundred commercials I sold everything Larry the night that's like asking raising crazy Marie yeah what kind of product just everything anything everything you did a motorcycle commercial once somebody told me yes oh they told you about that that's because I lied I thought that um once said can you ride a motorcycle you must you got the commercial if you can really ride a motorcycle very well so you said yes I said sure because I thought I had a week you should always do that you know always so yeah that's right I'm a very good comedian by the way flying trapeze yes right anything I think I can do it but I thought I could learn and thing was it's too complicated you had to get a permit to learn and so forth so I didn't have time and I get to the commercial and there's all these things with the gear shifts and this and that and I try and get the guy who's got the the motorcycles to tell me very quickly what to do and I wasn't too good on it but we came zooming down a hill and I went over a bump and I went flying in the air and I only got the handbrake and if you don't get the foot brake um good night you see the front wheel stops right so I went flying over the front you know and I really went flying over but I had a director who was really very sweet and so funny he's a get back up there now Suns going down I went zooming back up and I didn't have time to get really scared I had a lot of things like that commercials yeah motorcyclist English well it wasn't it wasn't the guy was working with he had a little one the 100cc or whatever he'd been speeding for years but he was on the different one I had the 350 which overseen for you I know nothing about motorcycles I don't need it I'm just throwing out words yeah that's not gonna happen Exmouth come on no I don't want to interfere you're not interfering you this is one this way it's a Suzan spot this is Susan spot knows she's lately uh now I'm gonna but I but may I ask you some more questions ha ha ha I'm two hard-boiled eggs now may i yes may I ask you certainly yeah what do you think of me no you know when I first heard of you I didn't know who you were before I saw the producers which I really loved my husband used to take the ferry out to Fire Island on Friday hold it no no no no no do me a favor do me a favor do me a favor do me a favor from the Midwest yes yeah well we say fairy God Larry and and he said they used to be this crazy gun this crazy wonderful guy who would make jokes and sing and do things to keep him entertained the whole way out it was 320 from one side to the other if you entertained the folks on the ferry it was nothing so I used to work for 329 raging James really didn't work at work the ferry no I love to work the baronage no no but I was I was I was loose and crazy and my fire Allen days I was had a little appetizing store you know that everybody in Fire Island has the pawn Shawn for garbage you know delete anything so I opened this little store and we had chicken wings and plucked tongues it was one day we sold everything with raisins and you know what I mean yes meatballs raisin everything we didn't make one thing that didn't have a raisin I made over fifty dollars a year that's a Chuck Jigga husband knew me from fire round what does he do is he in our business what is your husband he's a writer he's a writer oh do I know what's his name todd todd i don't know--it are not by name re mark landiord nosey more what's hard is hard for me yes haha he is yours from Brooklyn but that's just a strange name ah he never met a ton but she's passing Todd I got but does he write serious a comedy one he writes everything it's very good comedy he's a ubiquitous writer very good weren't mean that means being everyplace all over I swear see when you're successful you go right and get big word you can buy them when you make over one hundred a week nothing stops you that's right no Donnan nothing pick up to the pros mortgage section and get together and see each week now one disc I know I I sell something ok then we'll come back and we get done can I take can I take it what no I later can I have one for later sure put in the bag open your car yeah we're gonna be back after this message Mike cedron p.m. the pain reliever that helps you get a good night's sleep welcome to Mel Brooks show oh no I see how great it is to finally get you on this job and trying from my own money what three or four you something like that what do you know and you were with me the opening show I did yes the first show you have added very crucial uh Groucho Marx was there right Rudy Vallee Rudy Vallee and you yes and me and I I think I stood on your desk and I did Tony Bennett that's right I did a lot of crazy things yes but you know why it's hard to do the show I mean since I'm I'm sure yeah because for Suzy does it she'll find out that's Spencer ostensibly you're just chatting you know I mean you're just chatting and you're talking and and then and then you realize somewhere in the middle of your heart ten million people are watching watching they're watching you good I'd start alone you're not in the living room with doojoos a lot of people I think I got this right that's right well fine they leave it like this for now you know Bob Ross s keys here tonight now bet he's thrilled about that yes cuz he has a book out called the money book bob has been with us before I D he tells us sing you know what that is that's a bad factory second of a dumbbell that didn't turn out you know good job anyway has a new book called I didn't get some old books too but this is the new way Bob comes on and tells you how to avoid you know being taken and getting ripped off in today's society and so forth and so on things like that which welcome Bob Rusedski a wonderful man who wants to invest remember the last time you hear we talked about gold that's before gold became legal right and a lot of people nobody rushed out and bought gold today no the next day I what yeah Noorie but nothing happened nobody even happened nobody bought it and the price went down about twenty-five dollars an ounce and the public wasn't so dumb the someone about 180 some dollars in about 200 and went down 173 there abouts why how people say why because the American public proved that they weren't as gullible as the speculators thought they would be and I'm proud of them I think they did a good thing they put their money into savings savings are flowing in and this will help people buy houses and cars and I think it'll help things turn around with what does it in Boyde go I should choose about gold yes Chieko we didn't buy a lot of yours very careful way before that though stashing it away well if you'd have bought it ten years ago you'd be fine but you could legally no you bought a key pop coins coin just once right what's the big ripoff now there are there any ripoffs currently going well yeah there's with unemployment old snake oil Sam comes out and when he finds a need he fills it and there's some things going on that are preying on the unemployed schools that promise you training courses and say truck driving for big money big money the semi I've seen that yeah Federal Trade Commission is cracking down on a number of these operations promising great jobs if you take the training course which costs hundreds of dollars and then you find out that there were no jobs there in the first place a lot of young kids get involved in these things and spend money and then find out that the young kids can't get the jobs that are available because the truckers hire people have had driving expel their are no truck driving jobs how about new cutting at home I always another I always seen those match folders he's ever seen that learn meat cutting at home which it sounds intriguing learn brain surgery is a lot of things you could have like that and again these things like assets gotta draw me right wasn't it yeah he's draw this little puppy dog nose wrong you put two eyes on one side of me like I said hey wait a minute we can have fun with this no stop no Picasso that's how we started I don't lie all started all sorry from a match folder like draw me draw me remember that and what about Guttenberg Brett that's right it started with me generally say but not to get into or to be careful well I I try now in the money book for example to give people a program of meeting their long-term goals and their short-term goals how to budget how to save trying to give them something concrete that they can do their family planning with yeah now the stock market just had a big jump today now will people say hey now is the time to well a lot of people of course last six weeks or so had tremendous jump in stock market but I still maintain most vehemently that the stock market is a speculative device not necessarily an investment device you can't meet your long-term certain positive goals by taking chances on things and the stock market is taking chances I tell the story in the book of in order to make the stock market come to life and and see it for what it is the story of the rise and fall of national purpose chicken gumball which is a company I made up and how they get involved in things and I would have bought into that that sounds so prolific do it but they Rana I think I did you didn't make that up yeah I don't got any bucks in that yeah they run into you know things that people don't realize can happen like there was a chicle pickers strike down in some banana republic so then the stock goes down and then the strike was over and it goes up and then their competitors amalgamated sweetness comes out with a low-calorie gumball and the stock goes down and the low-calorie gumball doesn't make it so you know but just trying to show people because people have money in the market whether they realize it or not you may not have a direct investment in the market but your pension fund is invested in the market your life insurance company probably has some money in the market and you're affected by all these things so I want to try to make it people see it for what it is and that is a speculative type vehicle I'm not saying don't get in yeah there are certain times and places and should but you're not much fun when people come with a tip people always come and say want to tell you about this medium vanadium yes I went from I had I went in the uranium buying years ago cuz a very close friend might come and says you got to get it on these stocks here like a penny of stock and you know what happened at others yeah well by the time you get a tip 17 insiders up the road have already had it first and made the money on that doesn't mean to say you might not you might but it's a chance it's a crap ship it's that good why do somebody tell somebody else I never understood that well you we up to stock obviously right it's it's good to boost the stock of yes from the competition sometimes you have a very bright stockbroker he puts a lot of customers man he puts a lot of his customers into a stock he gets a lot of other customers meant to put a lot of dick eyes into the same stock and then he'll take his own money and take a little ride for three days and then he'll get out and whatever happens happens it only makes Commission's along the way and it's but sometimes like you say I had a stock a couple years ago 20 years ago them did great right what was the name of that American Jew naw naw but but I would really like to find out sir what if somebody were to invest them anything what should ijen erally watch you to invest or do we have to buy the book to meet your long-term goals I think that the fixed-income securities such as savings accounts over the long pole right are gonna get you where you want to get to at the time you want to get the invest in air by arming up with your anymore there's always gonna be hey young singers shallow mouthpiece to get to those high notes don't tell me poly lipid was supposed to be with us tonight will be with us soon again she opens at the Playboy Club in San Francisco on February the 17th and she'll be back with us when she can ha and if people want to find out what we were talking about tonight they can read the money book right right which tells you how to get it all to get in answers all of your questions I'm appearing at a partners for aid in the valley bring your own right near Whittier I like you to all come up take the witty sing around Claudia's will tell you how to get to I'm humbled by that applause

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Published: Fri Feb 19 2016