Daz Watches Single vs Relationship | Troom Troom

Hosko does less what about does games and another does what shares we're gonna bring back more does watches alright I hear you okay I'm hearing you I just wanted to go back to games for a bit right calm down relationships being single sound think being single is bliss while others chase love forever being single gives you a sense of freedom and feel like you don't have to answer to anyone you're your own person today we're gonna learn a little bit about the relatability between the two from a channel that you guys suggested I watch on Twitter called drum drum apparently this video is relatable humor and it talks about the differences between being single and in a relationship and real supposed to go hahaha that's totally me let's see if they are relatable and how trim Terim dishes out the Schumer let's watch when you're not dating anyone then going shopping is so much fun it's fun width with a date right you're not as lonely I hope you find anything the newest PlayStation surround sound okay this guy tried to sell me anything I just walk out we are with cutting-edge realistic graphics this is clear thanks for this fast easy shopping trip okay can I make a side Randy here side ran why are there so many YouTube channels now that content is for adults but it's made as if it's for children do you know what I mean everything's bright and overly colorful the acting is terrible the narrator sounds like a My Little Pony like I'm grown I don't want to be spoken to like well give it a relationship like this just seems like a kids TV show but obviously the content it's not made for children let's talk about relationships YouTube's become so Kitty fide there's no adult content if you are dating someone then shopping turns into a long difficult process get ready to work as a weightlifter and an ATM at the same time hey any woman watching this they're gonna be pissed you try and buy my girlfriend something she says no all the time let me give her any money it's basically saying that a woman when you go out with them you turn into a weightlifter and an ATM meaning they're buying tons of [ __ ] with your credit card it's not always strictly speaking true when you live alone your whole plant collection is just one cactus next to your computer alright alright that play that play [Music] but when a woman moves in she brings a whole garden with her now she doesn't because I have hate fever and I tell her not to my girlfriend lives with me huh she bought one bar none your girlfriend is going to bring every random plant she finds home but no they don't you're acting like woman all women have like bipolar or some [ __ ] I've not related to any of these the next Rambo movie in here did you see what I mean about the unbearable childlike humor and their directing it had adults when you are dating a guy you have to really take care of yourself ooh your legs are so smooth yeah that look says it all look she's reading Spanish to tell him to piss off in his own language all right I can't wait to see the let me guess when you know in a relationship you could just grow hair like a gorilla it's gonna be something like that isn't it [Applause] why do I feel hungry when that happened it's not normal is it what's that where they get that sound file from pornhub never heard my girlfriend do that well even at the right time [Music] but if you were single you can relax long hairs don't care it's very true I can't relate to that because they'll shave my legs but I'm sure there's many ladies out there that would agree and they're sitting at their laptops right now going that's me me well they're looking at their friend who's watching this video with them and they're like you that's you when you dumped Tony you look like a beast when you live with your girlfriend then your bathroom suddenly fills up with a mountain of towels um ha I can see the camera right on the tap that's not true she didn't bring a bunch of towels I'm yet to see a fountain of towels I I can't relate to this that's for guests that's for your feet that's for your face that's for your hair are Americans just weird or if I missed something where is this a thing where's this a thing I've never come across this like a towel for each different bit of your body is this real is it really that hard to remember and they're ready making out woman to be a complete drag every man this video so badly acted is miserable with that woman and they make up being single it's just so great let me tell you something being single sucks all right I will not go and have a Valentine's Day writing a card to my hand to you they have all been in the laundry hamper for months no unless you're a lazy dick it's not hard to do while she just chuck him in and dry him boom [Music] when you have a boyfriend you can always rub your cold feet on him yeah I make my ass cold you know I hate you I hate more than anything in the world what girls all girls do it they they do it it drives me crazy right they come in with their cold ass hands I'm warm I haven't been outside yet and they go oh oh it's cold out there and I believe you but no you feel like you have to prove it's cold and they run up to you and they're like and they put their hands on your face to prove it's cold ah Jesus Jesus Christ I keep [ __ ] hurts right it shocks me or they put the hand down your back they just let you feel how cold they are why we're not a firefighter run up to you and go that fires hot look and Chuck a burning log at your head what do you take his word for it stop pointing your cold hands on me when I'm warm it freaks me out ah that's better what was that [Music] ah that's better why did you show that's not how you say a sigh is not ah it sounds like you're in trouble if you don't have a boyfriend you can always rep your cold feet on your dog is that a dog it looks like the Mona Lisa with legs lacunae I'm sorry look is that is that a window what is she under the ocean she live at SeaWorld why is it just blue and no you don't need to put your cold ass feet on your dog buy a hot water bottle none of these are relatable oh but look she's bought three plants ready for our next boyfriend's if you were dating someone then get ready for your girlfriend to be jealous of anything and everything yeah maybe he likes her because apparently they like the color red look their tops are almost identical and their hair they're probably brother and sister she's read it all wrong and if anyone's cheating its heard you know why my phone is facing down you know she don't want you to see those texts and maybe if she didn't dress like a six-year-old might help what are you looking at you like her then just tell me that she's prettier than I am that's not what they say this you Irene this is directed to adults but they're talking non a dull if my mrs. for I was cheating she'd be like oh oh [ __ ] Jill I go through you I see you your eyes are so far up her ass oh it's like porn up in here where you just go sleep with her dad that's it I'm taking all my plants back say goodbye to your jungle but if a girl is single then she checks out pretty women herself it's true oh I also just state that this video is strictly made for just male and female relationships where it where's all the gay relationships out does the dynamic change can two women go shopping together when a woman dates a woman do they just move to the Amazon it's a plant joke because they buy a lots of plants what I'm saying is shut up [Music] when you sleep alone you can follow a strict system what you sleep alone you can oh gods what's happened to YouTube so many channels are like this now it's just irritating I'm a grown-ass man shirk control perfected over your whole life if you get too hot and you can't sleep what's she doing I wouldn't be with this woman listening one leg out from under the covers the system works sweet dreams I do that but I failed to see how that relates to relationships [Music] but problems start when a second person joins you in bed sleeping under the same blanket is too hot and stuffy nah no not that that happened I I just roll a [ __ ] over you know I don't mind cuddling I love cuddling I'm a cuddly guy hell I am literally a human cushion but if I get too hot I just stop hugging them or I just roll them away from me so this one does apply to me do go for the worst-case scenario oh good yeah cuz I was gonna spray my partner with chemicals thank you for the air I was taking this tutorial seriously [Music] if you are dating someone then your texts are full of hearts and sweet emoji yeah I can't deny that I'm not allowed to send a message now without any hearts if I do something's wrong do you ever have that you just you're in a hurry somewhere and you just type because you just want to message them you just want to message them as without a heart and she replies what's wrong what's the matter you dumping me no why would I dump you you just said that you didn't you didn't even heart after that like it's a nightmare like just text me tell her I'm gonna make it literal next time I talk to you I'm gonna go to the butchers and buy a sheep's heart and throw it at you every time I end a sentence how do you at home you're in the same room oh you love birds but when you're single you stay up all night on Instagram or YouTube and you only use emojis in your comment that didn't relate to the first one at all it wasn't even about texting yes I'm just irritated like I can't I can't stop thinking that this is YouTube now did you like our funny sketches about relationships no hey so you guys want to react to this channel sorry if it seems I'm a bit grouchy I just I miss YouTube did you know I miss it I miss good adults stuff you know that I could what I don't watch anything on YouTube now cuz everything's like this people doing random kid quizzes all the time let me know if you want me to do a state of YouTube video like where I look at all these types of channels maybe a rant a dazz rants shall we go for that let me know if you want that eyes thanks so much was just this video I did not relate to a single damn thing complicit video like love crisper channel stay dazzling

Channel: Daz Games

Views: 5,747,114

Keywords: Daz, games, daz, watches

Id: AuxhrLyq3pQ

Length: 12min 20sec (740 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 09 2020

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[u/TurbanCatt2]

Daz is good tho-