DATING As Rent-A-Boyfriend

this is part two of the very questionable video saga if you want to go and watch the first part where i go through the rent-a-boyfriend applications go and click up there and you'll find it this video is gonna be covering all of the calls that we did is uh the follow-up applications and you can see what kind of shenanigans we got up to so i hand selected 13 of the most questionable applicants out there and offered my services for the hour so let's see what they did with their one hour slot why am i doing this this is so dumb this is way too much effort for a dumb video oh hello uh jason statham that was your preferred uh pronunciation yeah yeah you know some people get the spelling wrong sometimes but that's that's fine in case the people at home were wondering casey here challenged me to chess and i thought well let's make it interesting whoever loses have to down a beer yeah all right i've invited you to a game oh that is a different rating from mine yeah you know we're just we're working on it what can i say all right okay interesting interesting move i forgot horses can move backwards i'm in my alternate persona right now casey but not good at chess checkmate game one alright let's warm up [Music] i just started moving them around what time is it there in the uk it's just past 12 like 12 000 you're about to down two bites at 12. you've eaten right yeah yeah i had some cheerios cheerio oh my god you're gonna be [ __ ] wasted after this no no no i am i am what they call a heavyweight which is that cheers to a successful first date where i destroyed you and [ __ ] oh he's going for it oh jesus if only he was good at chess the way he was at drinking then maybe the next call is gonna be with cotty that was the person who can pick stuff up with their feet hi i'm your rental boyfriend for the for the next few uh time intervals are you a k-pop stand by the way i assume so yeah i am who's your bias i'm a bts stan and i j-hope extreme dynamite it's my first time ever going on a date with a k-pop stan this is our virtual date where you're showing me around paragon let me guess is this the cultural center of the republic yes oh my god how did you know no idea no idea all right we have a date with emmett oh hello i can't believe you licked your elbow how do you do that everyone says it's impossible to lick your elbow i tried once i've yes and once i've tried it it actually worked what would you want to get a boyfriend i actually love watching grant a girlfriend it's my favorite anime this season hell yes virtual high five you can't see me but i'm high fiving you yeah but i can't see you it doesn't matter pretend that we can see each other i love your axe i'm really shy speaking english because of my accent why dude you have an amazing accent own that [ __ ] did you play league is that one of them i play league uh since season two oh yeah i'll log in what better eat it than playing a rod of league right let me gank midlane you should gank me i am your boyfriend for the oh my god pike what are you do oh my god this man hello i am your boyfriend for today well lovely to meet you younger also lovely to meet you conor yeah one thing that obviously caught my eye you mentioned uh you're a game developer yes i asked you kindly if you could make a really shitty game for us today i couldn't help myself make a good game i could i made a first training game and i don't think you're gonna beat it oh wow okay why is the name speedrun screamer will i find out you'll find out but i mean just go as fast as you can to to catch the fish i'm killing this game so far yeah man you're actually progressing really fast oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i gotta touch this are you impressed with my first run i am actually am oh oh oh oh you got that one man i have to beat this now i gotta beat your time oh calm down man uh we took hours to beat this stuff this is the coolest thing anyone has like ever made for me specifically oh yeah just just like that my god holy i never saw that move man did you like that pro gamer move ah move all right no what i even moved my piece [Music] where is this man going where is this man going all right so it's 7-0 at the moment great position but oh there we go you took too long said that for our date we could do karaoke is that still on the table or is that too embarrassing yeah i'm up for karaoke you know what i i want you to go first because you're putting me on the spot like this i wanna we're gonna i'm gonna put you on now i'm to sing the tokyo ghoul opening oh god okay [Music] oh [ __ ] all right now it's the end oh you left jazzy left me you left me jazzy oh i think discord crashed a bit you just couldn't stand my singing okay now as you can see i'm appropriately dressed for said dinner tate and i've arranged some food for us to eat let's just see what happens hi i'm connor nice to meet you uh hi i'm liz i want to feel what it's like owning someone with the power of money it's always been a dream of mine you know wow okay i mean there was a time period where you would have fit right in oh you speak japanese as well yeah i can teach you sure i mean my japanese is very basic it's very bad but i can yo let me let me hear oh no i can't it's only like jojo's it's like wow i mean it's quite good hey to all those people watching at home see you can use your jojo on a date it'll work hello hello lucy if you were chosen what would our date be and you said uh as all good e dates should be i think maybe a scribble i o battle could be fun so do you want to do that today yeah that sounds good i figured like obviously with the application no one can beat you at video games because you know obviously our number one superior but a bit of competition who doesn't who doesn't love it okay it looks like a rabbit dog thing okay i got it okay there we go easter bunny all right nice that wasn't too bad what country is this come on you know geography right you're british you should i am so bad at geography oh no i am the worst person to ask for geography uh come on you got five seconds come on okay i'm not gonna get this no i lose points lucy i'm actually not in india what are you drawing oh god knows what we're about to call brianna and their talent was that they drew for video games so i think we should draw me as uh one of the french ladies since i'm drawing you yeah should i i think it would only be fair okay okay what would you like me to draw i'll give you like a selfie or something i think kermit should be in this picture oh yeah perhaps yeah yeah yeah well i actually don't know where he's going he's escaped finally yeah maybe maybe he's finally escaped from the dungeon i genuinely don't know where he's gone free me i can hear you i'm working with my headset still that wasn't free you from what nothing it should be instant come on i'm doing the whole not thinking thing and just moving them three moves man three moves so we're 11 and oh so far okay all right i give up this this has been extremely anticlimactic well i want to apologize to anyone that had any belief in me that's what 13 games to zero does that mean you're going to drink 13 pints now or hey we like to drink with casey because casey is okay wherever we drink with casey he does it all and oh [ __ ] hey oh he's just done it i can't even finish the song how are you feeling casey i feel great you know who knew alcohol would do this to you you're probably thinking connor what the [ __ ] are you doing here today well lupe mentioned in the application they can follow along to a bob ross tutorial perfectly so that's exactly what i've done hi i'm bob ross oh wait guys well i thought we would start with a bit of a nature idea you know some we'll draw some brushes here maybe a bit of a lake maybe some trees up top i thought let's just mix it up let's reconnect with the nature that we often forget in our modern lives we're going to start with some green at the bottom paint some some grass down here real simple you got to remember that the brush needs to talk to you you can't force it to do what you want to do you might think that you have a say over what's happening here but the art flows through you yeah just let the brush do all the work pretty much now i noticed in a lot of his tutorials he likes to like do oh [ __ ] i just painted my jeans okay you can't see it but we gotta dry it you gotta really beat it out with my with my well maybe you don't have to do that but this is like if you wanna be on my level you gotta stop right you'll start painting yourself you are the artwork never forget that hi how are you doing uh great we have such a beautiful voice nick listen to that voice how have you have you not got a relationship it's a mystery to me you've said i have close to 400 anime making me a perfect candidate to date a weeb such as your excellency do you think i would be impressed by 400 anime is that a number that you thought would impress me sorry so of course 400 is not a big number i thought it was comparable to an area it's kind of work i'd seen three years ago it's it's i'll give you that what is uh what's your favorite jojo paul i have to go with part eight damn you think party is better than part seven yes holy [ __ ] what's your top five anime before i say anything i'd like to say this if my taste is indeed just as trash i want to place on the podcast [Laughter] that's not how it works man here goes gintama okay the original dragon ball series usio totora kaiji ultimate survivor and fifth one huh well i guess you have to go with jose i was gonna say i was like you you know you're gonna miss out jojo you wow am i getting a double date today oh my goodness so i have to ask what made you want to fill out the application and is your girlfriend happy about it how do you feel about it i think it's hilarious oh okay great fantastic you're a badminton pro what's up with that oh so i mean like i play but i have no one else to play with so i'm kind of just a pro by myself so you lied is what i'm hearing what else have you lied about on your application tiger yeah he's a rhythm game god no i am a rhythm game god okay i i want to see this i want to see these skills for myself so would you say you have a monkey brain for rhythm games oh yeah whoa oh okay whoa whoa [ __ ] this guy what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that how can you focus with all this [ __ ] oh we dropped the combo no is that like the worst thing to happen when you're playing this game oh yeah i have stopped talking to some people just because they messaged me during it [Laughter] how much time does it take to get to that level at a rhythm game more than i would like to admit that was a delicious meal wasn't it i'm still working online go ahead go ahead i'll just stare at you you know as you do when you finish your fault really intensely just what is your ideal partner less than ten dollars an hour preferably you know i mean i can't be together 180 is mine 180 come on i you would i'd get at least a a six month free trial i think that would i mean it could use a little work but what do you mean a little work that's that's toned as [ __ ] yeah show it to me again then behold woman hi i'm your rental boyfriend for this time period i saw as well uh if we were chosen we can do a game where a player calls a random number player b picks a line or phrase the other person the phone call with player a has to say within a time limit wow this is a a lot all right if if you want to try out we can i'm down i'm down two okay let's just do it can you get someone to say i love family guy let's see i just wanted to call you real quick oh yeah is there any like particular tv show you like particularly with a stupid dad a talking dog and a baby that can talk yes family guy okay okay uh do you what do you feel about that show family guy is a classic what about it how do you feel about it i like it another way i i love family guy there we go i'm impressed now i've got to do it we forgot to draw the most important aspect of our drawing and that is the sun so we're going to draw a classical sun in the corner you can never go wrong with the sun in the corner that's what i always learned in kindergarten right now when we're doing the the tree you really want to go in a circular motion to really reenact what the wind would do to the tree you know it would really ruffle it up you know always amazing meeting a fellow jojo fanatic yeah i love everything that you have in your background i have king nothing from jojo leon did you make that yeah i made it oh my god that's so good this is like my most popular like the tusks that i've made there's just so much holy [ __ ] what i have planned for you today is okay giorno's ladybug i looked at this and i was like you know it's simple enough so i can't [ __ ] it up right yeah i don't think you can end up i don't know when i'm done i mean this is kind of yeah yeah that's good that's good let me flatten this out one more time i'll show my strength to you right just so that you really impressed wow look at those hands look at those strong hands so you're gonna score like uh the shape of a heart onto the clay and then cut that heart out okay this seems dangerous but sure who needs tools when you can have the basics ah it's very tense like defusing a bomb no remember this is a date we're having fun yeah yeah sorry it's very fun sorry yes you can show me the world yes sculpting 10 minute drawing of you i think it's one of my better illustrations have you seen it what do you think i'm really sorry but this is pretty good for me okay you know you just say it's a connor original and it's just oh i didn't put my signature on that's fine oh my god that kermit i really like how it's coming together i'll put my heart and soul into it i'm so excited to see the finished product it's called el cavildo and it normally works as a museum oh where we going next palacio de lopez presidential office yeah this doesn't like the presidential office i must say no wait this is the rooftop of the congress oh wow we're inside oh that's a little kid half his body oh my god he's floating whoa that's crazy this is the back of the palace of the residential because the front is facing the river oh whoa that's so cool we're in the real back alleys yeah you showed me the real spots okay so the tour is over because i don't know what else to tell you that's fine that was a great tool when did they let you out of your cage oh damn my boyfriend is so toxic i love you right right oh my god yes perfect yes finally we're doing something yes how many dates you had already ten yep ten do you feel like you're just another number yeah i mean that's the thing on a rental boyfriend you're not special right does that does that hurt to hear ah it's okay for 30 minutes you're just mine great jungle clearing king you're doing such a good job i'm so proud of you thank you thank you i'm doing my best no my boyfriend no i have to leave you i'm sorry it's okay as every good nature scene every few millennia we have a reset in the world with a giant meteor so i'm thinking if we draw a giant meteor opposite the sun on this end threatening to destroy the whole landscape that would really add a layer of excitement to our drawing okay now i don't know what i've drawn this is a mess but the meteor is coming down so what i'm going to do is i'm going to draw a layer of fire around it i don't really know what else to add to this painting is there anything you want to add the sky kind of or should just leave it like white like that we could add a sky how would we add the sky what are you thinking like underneath the sun you know like that whole spot is this the best date you've ever had yes i would probably say it is definitely the most creative i think i'm done with this piece let me see your piece ready to see it i think you can still see the trees i feel like you can still see them which is really bad wow yeah yours is way better than mine i feel like those little guys haven't done anything to me yet like that they haven't really been a nuisance i'm just going to give you a little tip you can um shoot the tentacle on on the walls from that panel thing it's just oh that's the end that's it finally wait it's down there the buttons down there okay hold on hold on oh my god i see what you mean no no no no no no no no stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop no no what do i do okay hold up i know why would you put the button down there i hate you you knew exactly what you were doing yeah i think that's the best way what you're doing all right i can't believe you're gonna beat this you did it gg easy your time one minute 21 if you guys can make something as like addictive as that in three days in just one level i'm so excited to see what you guys put out don't check them out guys this this guy's a beast fine you ha you do better than that it's from yakuza zero sooner i love you to tokyo [Music] better than i thought it was going to be and i felt like i was in an idol concert man i didn't want it to end calm down you pulled him out of that thing like willy wonka what the hell where did he come from i have three terrariums behind me actually terrariums isn't that a game he's very cute i do want him he's very soft too okay okay you cheated that you gave me the answer come on you got there we go oh okay of course oh there we go would you look at that lucy it's difficult to draw it it's just a green leap um i have no idea what you are trying to draw here spin it oh so close so close big pp is big pp what's your favorite anime well i say attack on titan let's draw titan then you want to i'm gonna draw uh levi attacking the beast titan oh my gosh i'm sorry and voila i think our masterpiece is finished wow yours is so much better than mine what the [ __ ] it looks weird i like it it almost looks like a wacky waving inflatable tube man would it be rude of me to ask you if you could give me uh your your jojo impressions live of course all right give me everything just throw everything at me i'm getting ready for them [Music] it sounds exactly like it's coming out of like an arcade machine [Applause] it's so good it's so good oh do you want to see my figures oh hell yeah sure you go up ah that's toka up there mifa i've seen porn with her before of mifa yeah oh yeah me too akashi kurisu steins gate 20 girl senpai is probably one of my favorites i was going to say apart from bunny girl senpai this is like the most 2000 anime figure collection i've ever seen this is one of my proudest proud things whoa you got the steins gate thing yeah i want you to call my best friend she knows you two as well can you make my best friend say can i be your senpai oh my god can i why what's her name her name's ashley actually uh hello ashley uh i'm connor uh sea dog va you might i think you might know me i do hi um i need your assistance so i'm i'm playing a game right now i can't say what the game is but i i i just need some something from you how the [ __ ] do i do this um if we really wanted to be cringy here how would you refer to me if i was a teacher another word very close yes can you ask me if you could be uh that that thing the i the word i just said could you ask me do you want me to be your senpai is that is that is that close enough yeah all right okay thank you ashley i think it looks great and just using like the big brain big monkey brain this is how we discovered oh yeah that looks great oh my god yours are so much better than mine what the [ __ ] no no oh you're way too good at this i'm kind of happy with mine overall for a beginner let's say a seven wow for a first time no yeah because you didn't have the same tools as i did and you know you just made real good use of like whatever you had at home i'm so proud of this this is actually legit i'm kind of proud of this it's pretty good yeah i really am too i don't know how to thank you properly yubi this is just a beautiful gift that you've told me you've taught me knowledge and a new hobby i gotta ask you before i leave in one sentence tell me why you were the only choice you said i am dummy thick not very thick dumb dummy does your girlfriend concur with this babe do you think i'm dummy thick yeah absolutely all right okay well there we go you're dummy thick all right man it's been great was that impressive at all come on come on i deserve i don't even know i don't even know why i did that i'm very proud of you how is that they've been out of 10 lives i want to hear my two favorite digits there we go there we go another 10. that's how we do it here we just get tens we take w's thank you very much for letting me in the video connor my twitter is content and casey i only have one follower and one subscriber so if you want to be number two you know you could be you could be something special all right well brie how did our date go how would you say it went out of 10. it was you know it was good it was you know that's a great start i love the kind of positive wording choices okay what would you give me out of town oh my god i'm a 10. thank you so much connie it's been good it's been beautiful so much oh thank you i as your rental boyfriend i guess i have to say i love you too obviously that's the the pinnacle of the service you can tip me for that actually i i'm gonna rate you all right all right and it's been 11 out of 10. yes yes how was the date out of 10. uh i mean we didn't win so we could have we could have if i had more time but i don't damn it get a 9 out of 10 i think nine anything you i can you know you want to shout out or anything i mean you deserve it sure my studio uh sovereignty studio we have a twitter and but when we post more things on instagram he made that game just for this video can you believe that this man is an absolute legend that's it i have no more words and then that game was amazing and if he lets me i'll put a link to download it down below if you guys want to check it out thank you so much for joining in i really appreciate it you've been a great thank you for inviting me and taking my half-assed application no it was so fun i'll leave you to the rest of your evening and uh get some rest man thank you so much how was our fake e-date lucy out of 10. it was it was great you know for a fakie date can't complain had a good time i would give it a solid 8. well thank you so much i hope you had a great day yeah thank you i've had fun how was the date then did you enjoy it yes 10 out of 10. did you expect bob ross to be teaching you artwork i know i did it oh i hope it was enjoyable thank you so much for joining me bye bye that was so much fun that i want to do this again if you really really want i will do a live stream where i basically do this again and you guys can paint along at home if we get 50 000 likes i'll do it i promise so go follow my twitch if you want to see that we'll do it but wow lupe what a great fake day you've been great like just just come in here and talk with me i really appreciate it and i hope uh you enjoy the rest of your birthday man thank you i'll leave you to it go and get drunk you're 18 now go ahead yes you've been a riot jennifer thank you for giving me great youtube content and just being a generally pleasing person it's not a sea dog va a youtube video without milking your subscribers well yeah you know how we do it what would you give me out of 10 for your rental boyfriend oh i would give you 15. oh my god thank you that was just great beautiful i think she might have been a bit little nice to me but still overall i'm really happy with how it turned out that was all of the rental boyfriends my god this took way too long but i hope you beautiful weebs enjoyed this if you want me to do this again in future please do let me know down below and let me know which of the rental situations was your favorite and which one made you laugh the most it was really stressful organizing all these calls and getting all this stuff done but my god at the end of the day i had so much fun and i hope you guys had fun watching this video i have nothing else to say but thank you so much for watching this video i'm in a really happy mood today i don't know why but i just love it i love you guys thank you for watching i'm so glad i got to do this for a job it's truly amazing if you like this video share it around hit like patreon you know all the stuff by now have a wonderful day my beautiful weebs oh and check out my twitch streams as well where i'm going to be painting is bob ross at some point go and link down below twitch streams let's go i'll see you there [Music] oh what do you want alex why you calling me what are you what are you doing hey man i'm here for our e-date uh uh alex you have to go through the application like everyone else i told you this right i'm a busy guy i don't give a [ __ ] if you're there you may be the voice of casio from rent-a-girlfriend but i don't make exceptions man if i start doing that who knows what exceptions i gotta make everyone's gonna start trying to cut online all right i'm glad you understand alex [Music] [Music] you

Channel: CDawgVA

Views: 690,295

Keywords: Anime, Rent A Girlfriend, CDawg, CDawgVA, Girlfriend Application, Girlfriend, Application, Gf, Funny, Memes, Meme, Cdawg, Boyfriend, Bf Boyfriend Applications

Id: 6RO0ydNCmJ4

Length: 27min 53sec (1673 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 20 2020